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Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what y'all don't know.

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Speaker 1: Y'all giving them like them things and it's not good.

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Speaker 1: Steve Joy, you gotta turn very you gotta turn to

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Speaker 1: turn them out. Got to turn them out, to turn

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Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on your bad

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will. I come on and everybody

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Speaker 1: you are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,

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Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. You know what's important, What's what can

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Speaker 1: be a huge part of your success is if you

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Speaker 1: if you find a balance, if you find a balance

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Speaker 1: in your life. That's that's been very important for me.

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Speaker 1: And I've really never phrased it this way until now,

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Speaker 1: but I was kind of thinking about it after my

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Speaker 1: wife and I mean we set up one night recently. Man.

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Speaker 1: You know, I often come on here and this is

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Speaker 1: kind of an inspirational moment of the show, and I

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Speaker 1: try to remind people about that most important relationship between

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Speaker 1: you and God. And that's that's the apex of it.

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Speaker 1: That's that's the that's the top of the crown. You

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Speaker 1: gotta form the relationship with God. If you don't everything

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Speaker 1: else struggles. It's hard to be a good husband without God.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to be a good family man without God.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to be successful without God. Man, it's hard

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Speaker 1: without God. So that's clear. But at the same time,

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Speaker 1: you can't talk about God. Twenty four seven. You got

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Speaker 1: I ain't I ain't your past, and I ain't at

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Speaker 1: your church. But let's just be real about it. You know,

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Speaker 1: Gotta keep your mind stayed in that area. I don't

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Speaker 1: not here to tell you how to live, but you

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Speaker 1: got to keep your mind stayed in that area of God,

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Speaker 1: of doing the right thing, caring about people. That's what

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Speaker 1: I took it as. Now I could be wrong. I

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Speaker 1: apologize if I'm not saying that the way you've been taught.

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Speaker 1: I can only do me now. But after that, you

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Speaker 1: got to go to work. You gotta have some fun,

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Speaker 1: You gotta take care of your business, and that's the

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Speaker 1: gotta balance this now. Now, you got to allocate some

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Speaker 1: time I don't care who you are, for your family.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate

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Speaker 1: The first two things, if you find yourself struggling, you

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Speaker 1: then next how much time are you taking to allocate

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Speaker 1: But if you really ain't, then you really ain't. The

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Speaker 1: You know, if you have created these children, you got

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Speaker 1: dog Steve, Why are you coming like that? Because I

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Speaker 1: Then take care of your business man. You got to

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Speaker 1: a hard worker. Man. If you're always looking for some

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Speaker 1: order to be successful, you have to do a series

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Speaker 1: much easier to chill, man. I wish I could kick

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Speaker 1: some time out to enjoy yourself. But if you ain't

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Speaker 1: Steve Harder deserving his voice because it's leaving him and

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Speaker 1: And Shirley and uh Carla, I want to say good

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Speaker 1: Really don't don't, don't, don't, don't backtalk me, and now

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Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry, good morning, Hey, No, you ain't got to

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Speaker 1: jan Yeah, you can't Jake what your dinner? Eve? Wow,

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Speaker 1: it out bag right here? We got you said that

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Speaker 1: how was your birthday? Oh? It was great. I'm still celebrating.

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Speaker 1: Still celebrating, man, I'm not supposed to have a whole

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Speaker 1: comedy club, the Jay Spot. It was one hundred and

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Speaker 1: eighteen comedians came. Wow, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: about three hundred and forty. Oh well that's there. Must

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Speaker 1: last night. Yeah, you're listening, all right, Steve. You are

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Speaker 1: And you know there are some folks involved in a

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, yeah, keep it. So here we go.

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Speaker 1: who you're talking to. That's what's going now, now, no, now,

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Speaker 1: Who it's Tommy? Huh? This is nephew Timmy from the

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Speaker 1: Reginald that works. Yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna Reggie you

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Speaker 1: I'm on your to revenge. Man. Hey, Calvin, give me this. Man,

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Speaker 1: what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: Tommy hid hidden shelter all the way up. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: Jay and Junior are here with some pointers for people. Okay,

421
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Speaker 1: So no matter what you're into, whether it's drinking alcohol

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Speaker 1: or smoking legally, now, this is how you know when

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Speaker 1: you've had enough and it's time to what put and

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Speaker 1: put it down down? Yeah, it's time to put it down. Okay.

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Speaker 1: When you got your light on your phone, your light

426
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Speaker 1: is on your phone and you're looking for your phone,

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Speaker 1: it's time to put it down. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's

428
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Speaker 1: absolutely truth. It's in your hand. Junior got one, Yeah,

429
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Speaker 1: and all mine is real. I don't care if he

430
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Speaker 1: is listening to this morning, but this is what he

431
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Speaker 1: gonna stop. Uh look him. Uh if you if you

432
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Speaker 1: stayed drinking old Eat. But every time here police siring

433
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Speaker 1: you grabbed me. Put the old eat down. You don't

434
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Speaker 1: need to drink this. No, I'm tired to tear my

435
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Speaker 1: clothes police, but I'm not going to sit here with

436
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Speaker 1: dudes with Rusk Jake he know who he is. No,

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Speaker 1: put it down. Okay, all right, it's three o'clock in

438
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Speaker 1: the morning. You're throwing out of trinking to make Thanksgiving

439
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Speaker 1: donner and it ain't even Thanksgiving. It's time to put

440
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Speaker 1: it down time. It's just Tuesday. Yeah, it's just too

441
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Speaker 1: he he got another. If you say, what huh in

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Speaker 1: the conversations modified tack what, it's time to put it down?

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Speaker 1: H Yeah, you're right, huh what what? What? Huh? I

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Speaker 1: got one? Here we go. If you like what you're

445
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Speaker 1: smoking on both ends, it down light on both ends. Yeah,

446
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Speaker 1: you got one off. Okay, Hey, lets tell you something.

447
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Speaker 1: If I come over your house and I walked up

448
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: stairs and you playing PlayStation and you got the headphones on, dog,

449
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: whatever you is you're doing, it's time to put that down.

450
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Speaker 1: You down. You talking to her head says, put a

451
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Speaker 1: place control in your hands. You smoke? You know what

452
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Speaker 1: this happened with a friend of mine. If you drive it, yeah,

453
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Speaker 1: and we have said it this light and it didn't

454
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Speaker 1: change greens three times. Yeah we still yeah. But staring

455
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Speaker 1: at the witch, you get time for you put it down.

456
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Speaker 1: It's time time for it down. But you you decide

457
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: to make a cake and you waiting for the cake

458
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Speaker 1: to be done. You got all the ingredients in the pan,

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Speaker 1: but what you did was you stuck it in the

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Speaker 1: dishwasher and you waiting. Yeah, put it down, put it down.

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Speaker 1: You don't need Yeah, I got if you don't got

462
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Speaker 1: hungry and you don't decided you want some pinto be

463
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Speaker 1: and you soaking them and you just get them spoon

464
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Speaker 1: and sit down and started down. You got to quit smoke.

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Speaker 1: You got it. Let me tell you something. Don't tell

466
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Speaker 1: you something right now. If you come out the bathroom

467
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Speaker 1: and your bam towel don't make it to the other side.

468
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Speaker 1: You come out, told hey, somebody called me, Hey man,

469
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Speaker 1: it's time to put it down. Y'all. Saw me gonna

470
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Speaker 1: need to be that damp. We can't see this all right,

471
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Speaker 1: You get the work. You get the work. You have

472
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Speaker 1: to go to the restroom and you find out you

473
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Speaker 1: got on three pair underwear. It's time there. I don't know,

474
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: but you got prepared for home. But you told somebody

475
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Speaker 1: if you live in Chicago and it's one below zero,

476
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Speaker 1: that's cold, yes, and you standing outside with the cigarette

477
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Speaker 1: smokers and all it is smoking a cigarette, but you're

478
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Speaker 1: smoking your own. You're doing weed instead of a cigarette.

479
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Speaker 1: You got to quit. I'll tell you. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what if every time I'm sitting alone with you and

481
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Speaker 1: you say you hear that, Hey, hey, I can't watch

482
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Speaker 1: the game, figure out what the hell yours? You get hungry?

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Speaker 1: You you say you're hungry, and you come back at

484
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Speaker 1: the kitchen and you eat macaroni straight out the box,

485
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Speaker 1: straight out right box. Right. It goes with those pencil

486
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Speaker 1: beans from earlier. If you didn't pop some popcorn in

487
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Speaker 1: the MiCT way, yeah, open it up hot, ain't all

488
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Speaker 1: the pop corn? Yeah? And you're now trying to down

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Speaker 1: them colonels. That's what I'm on, pop seeds. You're just

490
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Speaker 1: over there dealing with it too much. Yea, that's way

491
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Speaker 1: too much. Okay, I'm taated right now, dated right now,

492
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Speaker 1: I'm sinking uncaus he keeps doing this. But I'm telling

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Speaker 1: this gotta put this down. If I come over there

494
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Speaker 1: and I see in the front yard and you and

495
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Speaker 1: your pit bull the same weight, both y'all won twenty five,

496
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Speaker 1: you gotta put this down. You and your dog ain't

497
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Speaker 1: scaring nobody cut at the hard poses out, nobody's shaking

498
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Speaker 1: your dog leading you. All right, more of this crazy

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Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, Steven's that time again. Please

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Speaker 1: introduce your good good friend Jay Anthony Brown. Let's look

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Speaker 1: into his mind, Ladies and gentlemen, the dark, demented and

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Speaker 1: troubled man, a bitter, broken up, love starved man. Here

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Speaker 1: we go. There's a new game out. I don't even

505
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Speaker 1: know the name of it, but it has to do

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Speaker 1: with being black or went in the black card? Have

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Speaker 1: you heard about this, Shirley, get your black cards in anyway.

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Speaker 1: I have some questions that will let you know if

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Speaker 1: you should receive black card. We got points that goes

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Speaker 1: with here we go. First question, have you ever eaten

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Speaker 1: rice or baby rice and sugar butter and Rice? Give

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Speaker 1: yourself five points? Yeah? Have you ever played the game

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Speaker 1: That's My Car? Have you ever played a game that's

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Speaker 1: my car and you didn't have a car. Give yourself

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Speaker 1: three points, yes, or if you got your get yourself

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Speaker 1: call points. Is there anyone white that you'd like to

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Speaker 1: have sex with? Take away two points? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let me take my two points away. Here

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Speaker 1: we go, all right. Have you ever fixed have you

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00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: ever fixed anything with a knife, fork, or a spoon?

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Speaker 1: Give yourself six points? Put that down there? Oh, I'm

522
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: back up, back up, all right, all right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever put something in front of the oven

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Speaker 1: to dry? Four points? Give yourself four points for that?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever wash your face with a dish cloth?

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Speaker 1: Give yourself two points for that one? Right there? All right,

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Speaker 1: I got that. Sorry, all the bath tiles was really

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Speaker 1: dished out, but go ahead. Yeah, you're right. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever made fun of somebody shouting in church? Give yourself

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Speaker 1: three points? Okay, went to church for that? Oh, not

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Speaker 1: for the words. My comedy career started as a ten

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Speaker 1: year old. Action. Have have you ever had a sandwich

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Speaker 1: inside the wrapper that it came in? Have you ever

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Speaker 1: had that? Meaning? Have you ever made a sandwich with

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Speaker 1: just the end pieces of bread? Give yourself four points?

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Speaker 1: That's okay. Last question, last question. Have you ever eaten

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Speaker 1: a piece of candy that an old person pulled out

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Speaker 1: of there bra and you eat it anywhere? If you

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00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: have not done anything. I was younger and didn't know where,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't do that. I didn't know I got

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Speaker 1: another one Jay sandwich that only contained condiments. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, we'll be back with more of

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Thirty four minutes after reading

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

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Speaker 1: it is time Steve for comedy roulette. You're ready. Jay

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Speaker 1: explained it again. Let me break this down. We have

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Speaker 1: new listeners who don't have any idea of what we're

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Speaker 1: doing comedy that very simple. Give us five subjects five

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Speaker 1: anything you want? Put them on a wheel. Yeah, spun

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Speaker 1: the wheel. We stop. Spun Spun it around as in

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Speaker 1: to be spun around as a spin. That's totally different. Red.

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Speaker 1: Spun it around. Stop. We'll do the damn thing. Here

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Speaker 1: we go, all right. Number one things you say to

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Speaker 1: yourself when you're mad at someone. Number two you know

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Speaker 1: it's time to go to the store. When dot dot

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Speaker 1: dot Number three stuff you don't like to watch, but

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Speaker 1: you watch it anyway to keep them happy. You know

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Speaker 1: we all know about that home or him whatever. Number four.

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Speaker 1: Number four, you know she's not coming back when okay,

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Speaker 1: number five, people who never chip in come home. Let's

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Speaker 1: go cat, let's spin whoa it came on? Number one.

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Speaker 1: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone.

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Speaker 1: Say to you yourself when you're mad at someone. I canna.

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Speaker 1: Here's some things you say to yourself when you're mad

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Speaker 1: at somebody. I'm gonna let it go this time, but

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Speaker 1: the next damn time. Oh, it's gonna be hell up, hell,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be hell. Just when I always say to

568
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Speaker 1: myself when I'm mad at other people, I'm trying not

569
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Speaker 1: to go jail. I'm doing my best. Say I'm calling

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Speaker 1: my best right now. I'm trying not to go to jail.

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Speaker 1: You're really mad? No, no, you're mad, court dates everything

572
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Speaker 1: you come, my nephew. You know what, you know what,

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Speaker 1: it's all right. Drink that water that I put up in,

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Speaker 1: that drink that drink that all right thing should say

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Speaker 1: to yourself when you're mad at someone. Steve, go ahead on,

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Speaker 1: you better go ahead on. Now this is black. That's

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00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: all it is. Go ahead. Then you say to yourself

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Speaker 1: when you're mad at somebody, Lord, please work with me, Jesus,

579
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Speaker 1: please please, Father, father, take me down so I don't

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Speaker 1: kill us. That's why I always say that I'm always

581
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Speaker 1: mad somebody. It's just something you said before to somebody.

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Speaker 1: That's why your ass broke. Now that hurt, Jun, that hurts,

583
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Speaker 1: But you say it to yourself, you know that's that's

584
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Speaker 1: that's why I got another woman. That's right here. I

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00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:15,720
Speaker 1: ain't got code you say to yourself with your stupid sound,

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Speaker 1: just like Oh I heard you say that. It was

587
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Speaker 1: too like you. Oh my god, I'm talking. My mom

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00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: was talking to me than you say to people when

589
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: you mad at him and die. It's gonna get up

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00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: out of hill about Facebook? All right? You take us home? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: what I got you. Let's tell this says a lot

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Speaker 1: of my family. I'm calling crime stopping. They ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: get a tip today. You will? Yeah, so glad that

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Speaker 1: ain't my beast? Oh why never? You tell me? As

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call coming up right after this, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to show coming up at the top of the hour,

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00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for

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Speaker 1: today's subject. He wants to skip the best part. He

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Speaker 1: wants to skip the best part. But right now, nephew

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Speaker 1: in the building with today's prank phone call what you

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Speaker 1: got now? Oh? You know surely there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: people with different occupations. Yeah, this one right here is

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Speaker 1: the blind Baba. The blind bab let him cutch. You

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Speaker 1: come on, hell, yeah, I'm trying to reach up that

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Speaker 1: run the buck. Yeah you now you run the barber

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Speaker 1: shop down there, aren't you? Okay? Now, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: see if if y'all got any uh boot round us

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Speaker 1: down there where I can come in there and cut

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Speaker 1: them high. I've been cutting how a long time. I

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Speaker 1: want to see if y'all got some room down there.

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Speaker 1: They tell me you might, you might have had something

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Speaker 1: come available. I got two boots open right now, you

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Speaker 1: need a boot. Yeah, I'm trying to get in there

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Speaker 1: and get the cutting. Now. You now how much you

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Speaker 1: charge for bootfronts on a weekly basis two hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: a week, two hundred dollars eight hundred dollars a month.

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Speaker 1: That they're good because your two hundred. Now, when can

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Speaker 1: I get down there so you can meet me? You

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Speaker 1: know when we can show me round the shop so

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Speaker 1: I can know what I'm open from eight to seven.

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Speaker 1: That's that's two to two saddest, all right, because I

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Speaker 1: want to see if I can maybe meet you there

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Speaker 1: so I can get down there. And you're feeling my

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Speaker 1: way around? Well, come on, then, what I want to

625
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Speaker 1: ask you? Do you mind doing for me? Do you

626
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Speaker 1: think you could possibly put up some ramps where you

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Speaker 1: got steps at and uh and your phone? Could you

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Speaker 1: take your mind if you take the phone and put

629
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Speaker 1: it in brail for me? Oh wait, wait, wait, man,

630
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: what the hell I need to put my taking ramp

631
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: side and putting phones in and brill for what was

632
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: going on with you? Well, I'm blind. You know I'm

633
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: not gonna let that stop. Men, you know I'm still

634
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: gonna Oh no, no, no, no, hell no, man, you

635
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 1: wait minute, you what? I'm blind? But see, but I've

636
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: been cutting my hair for over ten years, and folks

637
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: say my hair could always look good. So I just

638
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: figuring I'm gonna start cutting half not oh well, yeah,

639
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: what you might cut a hand and it might be

640
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: some good that you do, but just ain't cutting nor

641
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 1: had in my shop not being glad that yeah, ain't

642
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: that my shot? Man? No what ain't got no problem

643
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: with that, but but you you just can't do it now,

644
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: well wait wait nothing to see this is what they

645
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: call it scrimination. You can't do that. You can't scriminated

646
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: from people you're calling. They got some type of handicap

647
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: blowns to him. You listen, hold let me. Can't you

648
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 1: something man? I'm not trying to be trying to put

649
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: you out of being a dog doing what you need

650
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: to do. But you just can't do that, my shot. Man.

651
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: I can't be calling discrimination, scrimination, scrimination or what not

652
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: not not shot. You just can't do it, baby, listen

653
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: not I know how to cut her. I know how

654
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,959
Speaker 1: to give folks aligning and stuff like now. I ain't

655
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: trying to use no razor or nothing like that. But

656
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, come home, dude, listen. Can't you

657
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: find something else to get into beside trying to cut out? Well,

658
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: this is what I liked though, This is what I

659
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: feel like. This my calling. You just can't do it

660
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: in my shot. I'm sorry, I know because to see

661
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: now that's what I don't I don't care to hear

662
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: something like this here. Now I've been I got the

663
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: qualify ocasions and I'm able to do it, and I

664
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: want to be able to come down now. And I

665
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: told you when I heard what I tell you, I

666
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: said I wanted to feel my way around. Didn't I

667
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: say that I don't need to feel your way down.

668
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: I need you to be able to see what you're doing.

669
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't care about you be ain't able

670
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: to cut no out being blind. You got to be

671
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: able to see to do that. This could probably do

672
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: to do wonders for your shot. People to come from

673
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 1: miles around to see somebody like myself cutting that kind

674
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: of shot. Did you hear what I said? I heard

675
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: what you said when I don't want you to do

676
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: it make me mad about this? Now you're gonna get

677
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: mad about something a bit blown to me. I'm offering

678
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: and you can't read it. That you're blind, doctor, I

679
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: can't help you when you run. Main't go on with that.

680
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 1: Now listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm

681
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: gonna tell it to you strength. I'm coming down now

682
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: to that barbershop. I'm gonna feel it boots out and

683
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start cutting now. One thing I don't want

684
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: to do and have to get into no tussle with you. Now,

685
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 1: I don't want that. It was about getting no trusting

686
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: with me because you bring your up in my shot

687
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: that much, you're gonna cut it and he's gonna be

688
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: some plunge you move around him. But I'm coming down

689
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: there and I'm coming down that is evening. Now. One

690
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: thing you know where you gonna keeping with my shot.

691
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna get you what my blind man

692
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: and what you're gonna do, you ain't gonna see it

693
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: coming either. You hit mena bring you as long as

694
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: I got the money to pay my bool rental, you

695
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: gonna give a damn. I don't want your money. You're blind,

696
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: ain't cut no man shot. You understand what I say

697
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: to you. I'm understanding what you're saying. And if I

698
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: got to call the law about you being discriminal law,

699
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: you can call anybody you want to call. That's money.

700
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 1: You're not gonna do that. You understand what I'm telling you. Now,

701
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: you bring you now the time I couldn't hand money,

702
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: you won't. I'll be waiting on you. I'm I'm coming

703
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: down that this evening and I'm coming and I'm coming

704
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: to up y'all because you got the nerve. The discriminal

705
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: ain't gives me. I don't know. I got my coming

706
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: the first Who game you? Mom? No, you're nothing doing

707
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: hot fish. You see they give me, They give me

708
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: this number and say you is the one that do

709
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: the hiring round the barber shop. You don't call my

710
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: personal number. You called my shopper. Who call you money? No,

711
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: what difference do that make if I'm some man looking

712
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: for a job. See, you don't call my personal phone.

713
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do?

714
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna watch them. Don't you bring in my shop?

715
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 1: I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You gonna

716
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: watch me get on your just eve? Why are you

717
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: gonna get on? You can't save me? And I'm gonna

718
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: hang up on you. I got one more thing I

719
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: need to say to you than This is nephew timing

720
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harving Morning Show. You just got pranked

721
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: by you, Oh cousin, Hey, mister, I got to ask you, man,

722
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

723
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvard Moaning Show. Nothing

724
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: wrong with a blind man trying to cut him hair.

725
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Just let him feel his

726
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: way around your head. It ain't nothing wrong with it.

727
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: You play to mine. That man had a job calling

728
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: man want to man want to work, You want to

729
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: work and own his own and you know, do his own.

730
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: You know, let that man had it wrong with a

731
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: blind man first drink bald you had a head full

732
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: of hair. All right, nephew, thank you so much. Coming

733
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters. Subject he wants to skip the

734
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 1: best part. We'll get into it right after this. You're

735
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right time now for

736
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

737
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,760
Speaker 1: and more, Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

738
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

739
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna

740
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: read this one right here today. All right, buck it

741
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: up and hold on tight. We gotta fight you here.

742
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject he wants to skip

743
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: the best part. Here's Stephen Shirley. I am a seventy

744
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,479
Speaker 1: year old woman with raging hormones like a thirty year old.

745
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: I love making love to a man that knows what

746
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: he is doing between the sheets. I met this man

747
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: about a year ago from an online dating site. After

748
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 1: five months of talking on the phone, we decided to

749
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: get together. Now. I've always thought of love making as

750
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: an art, and if you're not an artist, I am

751
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 1: not looking for a painter. I know my performance is

752
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: very artistic, or so I have been told. I like variety,

753
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: nothing too kinky, but the little variety. I told my

754
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: boyfriend that he will get quality if he gives quality.

755
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: I am big on getting things started in the right

756
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: way and not just jumping right to it. My boyfriend

757
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,479
Speaker 1: started out doing the pregame show, but now he wants

758
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: to get to the main attraction right away. His stamina

759
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: is wonderful, so there are no complaints there. I constantly

760
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: wear sexy lingerie and he compliments me on it, but

761
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't take time to enjoy the presentation and unwrap

762
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: the package. He is a good man, very loving and giving,

763
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: and he is even talking about marriage. I would love

764
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: to marry him, but I need to know that he

765
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: is willing to romanticize me and keep it passionate and

766
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 1: not just do a wham bam, thank you man type

767
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: of deal. Stephen Shirley, how can I get him to

768
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: take his time and not just jump in. Well, I'm

769
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,399
Speaker 1: gonna say this. I do like the fact that even

770
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: at seventy years old, you're still being a boss in

771
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: the bedroom. Okay, you say you have hormones of a

772
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: thirty year old. I like that. I like that you

773
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: know what you want and all of that. I think

774
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 1: the problem with you two is you're You're not on

775
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 1: the same page, You're on different pages. Any smart man

776
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: knows that women love the build up. We love the

777
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: romance of it all. We love the pregame show as

778
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 1: you call it. All of that for play is essential

779
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: for women. We get that part, yes we do. But

780
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: every single time, though, every single time, you gotta have

781
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: a big pregame show and all of that. No, ma'am,

782
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: just real life just doesn't work like that. I'm sorry,

783
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,720
Speaker 1: And this is real life. It is not a game

784
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: as you call it. Yeah, you know, some people just

785
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,439
Speaker 1: want to get to the main attraction. They really do. Uh.

786
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: Sorry to disappoint you, man, but that is how it

787
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: goes in life. When we get packages I mean think

788
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: about it. You know, when we do get gifts and packages,

789
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 1: sometimes think about Christmas. Sometimes you unwrapid you know, fold

790
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: up the wrapping paper and fold the bow nice and neatly.

791
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: And then sometimes you're so excited you just tear into

792
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: the package. You just what the paper off, you know,

793
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: you just snatch the ball off. You do that. I mean,

794
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: that's real life. Huh, this woman is seventy Steve with

795
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: the hormones of a thirty year old. Well, I don't know, Okay, anyway,

796
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,959
Speaker 1: we just tear open the packages, we do, all right,

797
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: So I have to say this to you. You gotta

798
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: go with the flow. Okay, you gotta go with the flow.

799
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: It should not be the same every single time. It

800
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: just shouldn't. You gotta go with the mood of things.

801
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: Life is unpredictable at times, and so it sets in

802
00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: the bedroom and all that. So m you gotta you know,

803
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: be a little flexible here and think about that situation.

804
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes you rip it off, sometimes you go slow. All right,

805
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: That's just how it is, Steve. Then, know the letter

806
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: is not about big well, you know you was in

807
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: here talking about getting stuff ripped off. Let's go over

808
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: this letter a package. We got a seventy We got

809
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 1: a seventy year old woman that's living with the raging

810
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: hormones of a thirty year old. Now, let's just stop

811
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: right here for a second. That's scary, dog on it.

812
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 1: That's scary. And if you ask me, you're a little

813
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: late fall this year. You should have had the raging

814
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: hormones over thirty year old when your ass was thirty.

815
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: You're seventy. Now you're seventy. Now I appreciate it because

816
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: I'm playing it on being, you know, around at seventy.

817
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,760
Speaker 1: But I don't want to be like I was at thirty.

818
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: For the purpose of this letter, okay, the ladies says,

819
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: I love making love to a man that knows what

820
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,919
Speaker 1: he's doing between the sheets. Well, hell, he's seventy. Out

821
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: of hell, he don't know what he's doing. If you

822
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: ain't experienced by seventy in the bedroom, you what what

823
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 1: what was you doing? You've had seventy years to get

824
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: it right. If you ain't doing it right right now,

825
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Pardner. You can push your chips up to

826
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: the wind. Now. She said, I met this man by

827
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: the year ago on the online dating sight and after

828
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 1: five months of talking on the phone, we decided to

829
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 1: get together. She says, Now, I thought of love making

830
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: as an art, and if you're not an artist, I'm

831
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: not looking for a painter. Now, let's analyze that line

832
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,919
Speaker 1: from this seventy year old I'm I thought of love

833
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: making as art, and if you're not an artist, I'm

834
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: not looking for a paint. Ain't that you? I love

835
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: that line? Ain't that you? I like that a lot too?

836
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: That's real? What the hell du that mean? That cute

837
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: dass line. That's the way to write a letter. But

838
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: what the hell we're talking about love? Manybody tell me

839
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: no damn brushings and paint you send me. We're talking

840
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: about old paint anyway. I'm a big fan of getting

841
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: things started the right way and not just jumping right

842
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: into it. My boyfriend started out doing the pregame show,

843
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: but now he wants to get to the main attraction

844
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: right away. Well we come back. Come on, let me

845
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: explain to you why he wants to get to it

846
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: right away. All right, we'll have part two reason of

847
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hour

848
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:54,919
Speaker 1: today subject he wants to skip the best part. You're

849
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: listening show. All right, Steve, let's get to it. Let's

850
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 1: recap for the Strawberry Letter for today. He wants to skip.

851
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: The best part is a subject. Well, this woman is seventy,

852
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: got the raging hormones of thirty year old, and she's

853
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: considers making love and art and if you're not a painter,

854
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: she's not interested. She'd met this man online, which is great.

855
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: She's seventy, I'm assuming he's of age. And they started

856
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: seeing each other and she says, I'm a big fan

857
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: of getting things started right way here, not just jumping

858
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: into it. Was she saying at beginning, her boyfriend started

859
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: out during the pregame show, but now he wants to

860
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: get to the main attraction right away. Now, she says,

861
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: his stammers stand stamina is wonderful, so there's no complaints.

862
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: She say, I constantly wear sexual lingerie and he compliments

863
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: me on it, but he doesn't take time to enjoy

864
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: the presentation an unwrapped package. He's a good man, loving

865
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: and we're even talking about madge. I want to marry him,

866
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: but I need to know that he's willing to romanticize

867
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: me and keep it passionate and not just want to

868
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: wear bam, thank you man type of deal. Stephen, Shelley,

869
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: how can I get him? Take your time and not

870
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: just jump in? You can't, you can't. He's seventy, hell

871
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: is we're waiting for He knows it could go down

872
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: for him any day. Now, what does that mean? Seventy?

873
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: The clock is ticking, Shelley, That's what it means. We know, Yes, Shelley,

874
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: you seventy. You didn't live way longer than you got

875
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: nowt he don't have seventy more year. I'm telling you

876
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: why he got to jump in. Anybody got time for this?

877
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 1: No more were seventy. We gotta get to it. She say.

878
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: He used to do the pregame show. Now he want

879
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: to jump into it. He's seventy. You want him to do?

880
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: Give you a couple examples. Well, you know, I want

881
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: to be a young seventy, but I'm gonna be like

882
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: him though already know it. Let's talk about a couple

883
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: of things. When you go to the movies, you don't

884
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: want the damn preview, you want the movie. I don't

885
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: want to see no trailer. I don't give a damn

886
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: what's coming next week. I might not be here next week.

887
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: I want the movie. What did I pay my twenty

888
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: dogs for? Damn it? Give me my movie. That's why

889
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: the seventy year old man ain't waiting. I got another

890
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: one for you. Okay, I don't like cracker Jack's. I

891
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: want to pride now. I've been that way since I

892
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,439
Speaker 1: was a little boy. Or I buy a cracker Jacks,

893
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: but dog, gonn it. I want the pride. I don't

894
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: give dupper damn about the crack of jets, all up

895
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: in my teeth, cutting the roof of my mouth. Wear

896
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: my pride once again. That's why he can't wait. Here's

897
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: another one for you. He looking at it like an

898
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: HBCU game. We're here for the band. Damn begat half halftime?

899
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: Where the banding them? Damn chilly? This ain't even a

900
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: good football game. Yeah, hen we we can't find the

901
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: kick him. We ain't kick the field goal in two years?

902
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: The quarterback and throw fifteen yards? What's the stull? At half?

903
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: Tiver the receiver looked like your little brother. Got out

904
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: here for the HBCU game. Mister Jared Rice come along

905
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: every nine and Walter Payton everybody else looked like children.

906
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: HBCU game. I'm out here watching the thirteenth grade. Man,

907
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: where is the bad dam nick sonic boom dam jackson

908
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: boys that brain meet him from ratlers. Come on, I

909
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:17,919
Speaker 1: won't southern out here. Oh man, HBCU game. That's why

910
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 1: we can't wait so quick? Getting mad at the man, right,

911
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 1: he said me, you sent me what you're taking your

912
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: time for. Your time could be next week too. Got

913
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 1: let's get to it. Stop all this holding up. Stop,

914
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 1: wait a minute, hold up, um you tirely swam bam,

915
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: Thank you man. You want to be lucky. He can

916
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 1: steal a wham bam. I know some seventy years ago, dude,

917
01:02:54,280 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: that Ben stopped whamming and baming years ago, he says

918
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: he has. She did say, yeah, old man can last.

919
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 1: Now come on, that's that experience that's done with what

920
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: to do, that's putting your mind somewhere else. Mental mental

921
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: boy talk. Yeah, so you learn it, take your mind

922
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: off of it, go somewhere else. So keeping if you

923
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: think about it, you're gonna mesh yourself. You got medicine,

924
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: you got all the piles on the knife stand. Stop

925
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 1: thinking about which people. You got to tell a lot

926
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: of ways to occupy your fan. Make it true. Man. Yeah,

927
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 1: thinking about this is true? Right, yeah, you ever been

928
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: at it? It just started to do something to distract

929
01:03:54,680 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: yourself like a dog girl. There's this practicing voices? All right?

930
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: Listen email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on Today's

931
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM and check out the

932
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening to Jana what

933
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: is this? Is it just me? Or? Out of comics

934
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: have used the phrase is it just me to start

935
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: their comedy routines. These are just a couple of is

936
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: it just me? That's all? It is nothing big, Okay, friends,

937
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: we were just talking about this is it just me?

938
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 1: Or our girl scout cookies getting smaller? What have you

939
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:46,479
Speaker 1: noticed the same? No, they're not, No, they're not. No,

940
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 1: no disrespect of getting a little bigger. But again, oh my,

941
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: I haven't noticed really all right? What else you got, Junior?

942
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 1: That one? Yeah, I'll tell you one. I've got this

943
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: phone call. But it's scarce thing. Yeah, it's just just

944
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: me though, But the person in the family that causes

945
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: all the trouble when they call you and say guess what,

946
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: you really don't want to know. It's not just you.

947
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. When you lost you and

948
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 1: your car lost, did you turn down the radio so

949
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: you can see better? Got nothing to do with me,

950
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 1: but you got to see though. Anybody got to shut up. Hush,

951
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm low. Just hush that fuss. I can't contradrate me.

952
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: Is it just me? I'm starting up? Is it just me?

953
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: No matter how many orders of fries you by, by

954
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 1: time you get home, you're gone, You're gonna eat. It's

955
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:03,920
Speaker 1: not just you. Yeah, you can't buy them fritch fries

956
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: and not eat them on the way. Might say that,

957
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: Say no, no you can. I'll tell you what. Is

958
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,480
Speaker 1: it just me? But when you break a hunt, it

959
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: don't it disappear? I had six right, so true. When

960
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: you hear the water running for about ten fifteen, do

961
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: you have to peet right? You gotta do it, You

962
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: gotta go. It's not just you. Ye, okay, okay. You've

963
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 1: been looking for your glasses and they was on your head.

964
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 1: You better say that, Steve. You ever been walking around

965
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: talking on yourself but looking forward? Yes, I'm talking about man.

966
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: I don't came back in the house with all the

967
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: way upstairs all around it. Man, I'm just talking. I'm

968
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 1: talking to my wife, and then she said, see, why

969
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: are you bring us hard? They're running up the steps.

970
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: She said, what you doing? I thought you was getting

971
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 1: in the car. You was going to play golf. Baby,

972
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 1: I can't find my phone, she says, Steve, you talking over,

973
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 1: I ain't saying nothing. Ain't gotten your car. Act like

974
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: we just conn you're listening show. Lock them up, all right,

975
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 1: lock them up. Everybody knows somebody that's considered good people.

976
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 1: You know, good people, Oh keep to themselves, always speaking.

977
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: My theory is lock they ass up because they can't

978
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: be trusted up to something something, you know what. People

979
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: like that, The people who are always helping old people,

980
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 1: always going over there. How you doing, miss Johnson? You

981
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: got enough to eat? Liked ass something? Up to something something?

982
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 1: You know what I'm done. People who drive the church

983
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 1: bus singing the choet, just so good to help out,

984
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:19,759
Speaker 1: like the ass up going out here. I'm you're driving

985
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: the church bus. I don't trust you, damn people. You

986
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,640
Speaker 1: up to something? You're just driving the church bus. You

987
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: ain't getting paid like the ass up people have a

988
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:39,680
Speaker 1: party to have a party and tell you because ignorant, right,

989
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: he ain't never heard of, don't bring nothing, just bring yourself.

990
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:50,559
Speaker 1: Oh come on like dass up up with Steve up,

991
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 1: like him up him and churning in his party. People

992
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 1: who see your trash cans out by the curve and

993
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,639
Speaker 1: you leave and they roll them act up to your

994
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 1: house just to be nice, Lock them up, locks up.

995
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:11,759
Speaker 1: Abody asks you to roll nobody damn task. The first

996
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: person at work, you know, the fun always that worked,

997
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 1: You got the light zone, makes your the internet is working,

998
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Got donuts for every damn body?

999
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:29,600
Speaker 1: What's that about that sounds like you? Common is on?

1000
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:36,240
Speaker 1: The comment is for brainbody people who come to work

1001
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 1: and speak to every damn man cubicle. How you doing today?

1002
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 1: I want your weekend, that your damn been there? How

1003
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:48,880
Speaker 1: my weekend was what you up to? I look at

1004
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 1: no about people's weekends. People are always looking out for you,

1005
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: you know, like if you go out of hard to

1006
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: make sure to get your newspapers, yea man and stuff.

1007
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 1: Let my stuff, pilot. I don't know. I don't even

1008
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:16,000
Speaker 1: know ever you're gonna do, my man? Why are you

1009
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: looking at my mail? Did I ask you? If the

1010
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,760
Speaker 1: mail man keep living at the damn it, you do

1011
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 1: the same damn thing. Yeah, you do the same thing

1012
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 1: I like for my mail, the pilot. You know what

1013
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. The people are always having baked sale.

1014
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 1: Oh we trying to raise money for the neighborhood. What

1015
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:43,479
Speaker 1: is that about? Wow? You bringing baked goods at your

1016
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 1: house to sell to people in the neighborhood. You're up

1017
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: to something. You don't know everybody in the neighborhood. You

1018
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: know people who bring soup over to your house when

1019
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:56,640
Speaker 1: you're sick. I heard you was under the weather. I

1020
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 1: brought you some soup. Nobody ask you for no damn. Yeah,

1021
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,360
Speaker 1: so your car broke down and somebody just pull over

1022
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 1: and fix your car. Damn always picking up the tab always,

1023
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 1: Oh I got it, I got it. She got too

1024
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:30,760
Speaker 1: good jobs. What what is that about it? I'm got

1025
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: to give him a side out? What is that about

1026
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 1: buying Sally? Yeah? Well I babysit. You about gat me? N?

1027
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 1: Did anybody asks you to be nice? Oh? Man? What

1028
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: about it? I'm a woman. I dropped something on the

1029
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:07,879
Speaker 1: floor and the guy picks it up. I picked it up.

1030
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:15,919
Speaker 1: That's a true statement, that's a true state. You're listening

1031
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 1: to morning show, all right, Carla, Time now for our

1032
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:25,760
Speaker 1: girl chat on this labor day and maybe speaking of

1033
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 1: labor day and speaking of labor, a woman in the

1034
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 1: UK got the shock of her life. Now get this

1035
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:36,639
Speaker 1: when she started having cramps while out drinking with her friends. Okay,

1036
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:40,280
Speaker 1: oh I heard about this. This is crazy. It was

1037
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,240
Speaker 1: Lavinia Stanton. She was enjoying a night out until the

1038
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:46,759
Speaker 1: pain became too much and she was forced to go home.

1039
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: When the pain got worse, she headed to the emergency

1040
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 1: room and that's when she learned that she was pregnant.

1041
01:12:54,520 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 1: What and an active labor what? Wait? Wait wait? And

1042
01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:02,920
Speaker 1: then Shirley, I was also reading that this twenty three

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Speaker 1: year old she had no idea that she was expecting

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Speaker 1: and she was eight and half months along. How in

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Speaker 1: the world she out there kicking it with her best sis,

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01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: drinking martinis and this girl goes into labor and she

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Speaker 1: welcomes her daughter later willow. She didn't have prenatal care

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Speaker 1: or anything, but the baby girl was born healthy. She said,

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Speaker 1: she gained a couple of pounds, but she just did

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Speaker 1: not know that she was pregnant. Can you imagine the

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Speaker 1: phone call to her maid. I know, but she were

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01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: doing things that could possibly get you pregnant with obviously

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Speaker 1: no protection. Come on, hey, why baby, I just had

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Speaker 1: a baby? No really baby? Yeah? Why labor day? All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening, all right, Steven's that time again.

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Speaker 1: Please introduce your good good friend Jay Anthony Brown. Let's

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Speaker 1: look into his mind, Ladies and gentlemen, the dark, demented

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Speaker 1: and troubled mind, bitter, broken up, love starved man. Here

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01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,800
Speaker 1: we go. There's a new game out. I don't even

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01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: know the name of it, but it has to do

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Speaker 1: with being black or went in the black card? Have

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01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: you heard about this Shirtley? Get your black card as them? Anyway,

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01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: I have some questions that will let you know if

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01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:44,400
Speaker 1: you should receive black card. We got points to goes,

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01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:47,000
Speaker 1: but here we go. First question, have you ever eaten

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01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:50,679
Speaker 1: Rice of Braby, Rice and sugar butter and Rice? Give

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01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 1: yourself five points? Yeah? Have you ever played the game

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01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: That's my card? Have you ever played a game That's

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01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 1: my car and you didn't have a car? Give yourself

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Speaker 1: three points? Yes? Yes? Or if you got to get

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01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,160
Speaker 1: yourself ball points? Is there anyone white that you'd like

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Speaker 1: to have sex with. Take away two points. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let me take my two points away. Here

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01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,320
Speaker 1: we go, all right. Have you ever fixed have you

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01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: ever fixed anything with a knife, fork, or a spoon?

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01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 1: Give yourself six points. Put that down there. Oh, I'm

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01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 1: back up, I'm back up, All right, all right, here

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01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 1: we go. Have you ever put something in front of

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01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,599
Speaker 1: the oven to dry? Four points? You give yourself four

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01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 1: points for that. Have you ever watched your face with

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01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:49,280
Speaker 1: a dish cloth? Give yourself two points for that one?

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01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 1: Right down? All right, I'm sorry all the bad tiles

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01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 1: was really dished out. Yeah, you're right. Have you ever

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01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:03,639
Speaker 1: made fun of somebody shouting in church? Give yourself three

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01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:13,840
Speaker 1: points with the church for that? Oh, not for the word.

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01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:18,519
Speaker 1: My comedy career started as a ten year old actor.

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01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:25,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a sandwich inside the wrapper that

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01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:33,320
Speaker 1: it came in? Have you ever had that? Meaning? Have

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01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:36,719
Speaker 1: you ever made a sandwich with just the end pieces

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Speaker 1: of bread? Give yourself four points? That's okay. Last question,

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01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:46,160
Speaker 1: last question? Have you ever eaten a piece of candy

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01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:49,519
Speaker 1: that an old person pulled out of there? Bra and

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01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:52,599
Speaker 1: you ate it anyway? If you have not done anything.

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Speaker 1: I was young and didn't know where, but I did.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know, I didn't know where I got another

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Speaker 1: one ja that only contained condiments. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, coming up the last break of the day,

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Speaker 1: Steve will have some closing remarks for us. Don't go anywhere.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back at forty nine minutes after the hour

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Here we are,

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Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Monday. Leave us

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Speaker 1: with some closing remarks. Let me see, I was thinking

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Speaker 1: again of what I could say to be encouraging to people. Um,

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Speaker 1: I have a couple of points that have kept me

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Speaker 1: throughout my life that I learned actually while I was pledging, Man,

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01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,439
Speaker 1: that was soon the greatest thing that pledge and gave

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Speaker 1: me was besides some friendship that I still have to

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Speaker 1: this day. It taught me so much that I needed

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01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:13,440
Speaker 1: to know at a young age about surviving and thriving

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01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:16,160
Speaker 1: and hanging in there. And I learned a couple of

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Speaker 1: poems that have kept me. And if you look them up, man,

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01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:26,479
Speaker 1: they're very very valuable. Not nothing replaces my spiritual life

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Speaker 1: at all. And the two aren't to be compared, but

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Speaker 1: they are to be appreciated on both levels the first person.

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Speaker 1: One of the strongest poems I learned was a poem

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Speaker 1: called Invictus and An a poem it says the term

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Speaker 1: gods with an S, but I never say gods because

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Speaker 1: there's only one. And even the entire time I was pledging,

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01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:56,920
Speaker 1: I told him I wasn't gonna say gods because and

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Speaker 1: they didn't have them. Brothers didn't have a problem with

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Speaker 1: that at all. But the poem was great. I haven't memorized,

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Speaker 1: I don't haven't written down anyways, or y'all forgive me

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Speaker 1: as I pull it up out of my memory. But

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Speaker 1: Invictus is something like this, out of the night that

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01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 1: covers me black as a pit, from pole to pole.

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Speaker 1: I thank, whatever God may be, from my unconquerable soul.

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Speaker 1: In the fair clutch of circumstance, I have not winced

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Speaker 1: nor cried aloud. And under the bludgeonings of chance, my

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01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 1: head is bloodied but unbowed. And beyond this place of

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01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 1: rafting tears looms but the horror of the shade. And

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Speaker 1: yet the minutes of the years finds, and she'll find

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Speaker 1: me unafraid. It matters not how straight the gate, how

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Speaker 1: charged with punishment the scroll I am the master of

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Speaker 1: my fate, I and the captain of my soul. That

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Speaker 1: poem Invictus has kept me through a lot of troubling times.

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Speaker 1: The other poem that kept me was a poem that

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Speaker 1: it has a title of, Don't Quit, but the author

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Speaker 1: is unknown. It's an unknown author if you look it up.

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01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:26,720
Speaker 1: Just look up the poem don't quit. But it's been

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Speaker 1: a staple in my repertoire things that I say to

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Speaker 1: myself in difficult times, and it goes something like this.

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Speaker 1: When things go wrong, is they sometimes will when the

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01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:45,400
Speaker 1: road you're trudging seems all uphel when your funds are

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01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:48,559
Speaker 1: low and your debts are high. When you want to smile,

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01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:51,920
Speaker 1: but you have to sigh when cares are pressing you

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Speaker 1: down a bit, rest if you must, But don't quit,

1149
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 1: for life is queer with this twisting turns, as every

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01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:03,200
Speaker 1: one of us from ust sometimes learn. And many a

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01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 1: fellow has turned about when he might have won had

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01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:09,160
Speaker 1: he stuck it out. So don't give up. Though the

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01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:13,919
Speaker 1: pace seems slow, you may succeed with another blow. Often

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01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:17,479
Speaker 1: the gold is nearer than it seems to a faint

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01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:21,519
Speaker 1: and a faltering man, and of the struggler has given

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01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:24,680
Speaker 1: up when he might have captured the victor's cup. And

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01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:28,040
Speaker 1: he learns too late, when the night came down, how

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Speaker 1: close he was to the golden crown. And you never

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01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:34,880
Speaker 1: can tell how close you are. It may be near

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01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 1: when it seems afar. So stick to the fight when

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01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:43,640
Speaker 1: your hardest hit. It's when things seem worse that you

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01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:49,080
Speaker 1: mustn't quit. Those two poems right there have kept me

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Speaker 1: in some dark moments. Somebody made me a T shirt

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01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 1: the other day in the Cleveland Cavalier colors of maroon

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Speaker 1: and gold, and gave it to me as a gift,

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01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:05,920
Speaker 1: And the T shirt said, I'm a sixty two year

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Speaker 1: old black man from Cleveland, Ohio. What you want? And

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Speaker 1: it's sort of funny, man, because a lot of times

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Speaker 1: when people saying stuff, people who really know. I say

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Speaker 1: to people all the time, what you want from me?

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01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 1: You know, I'm only human. I'm subject to make mistakes.

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Speaker 1: I air, I get it wrong sometimes I'm not perfect.

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01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,599
Speaker 1: I swaying a lot, so I'm gonna hit a lot

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Speaker 1: of strikeouts. You know, when you swaying in the bat,

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01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,599
Speaker 1: A lot of times you ain't gonna all of them

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01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:40,960
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be hits. But I have such a sheer

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Speaker 1: number of at bats that it causes people to be

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01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,679
Speaker 1: able to see a few more times of me failing.

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Speaker 1: But some people never You'll never have to worry about

1180
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:54,800
Speaker 1: watching them fail because they're not attempting anything. So if

1181
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:59,280
Speaker 1: you're the person who's being criticized for your efforts, you

1182
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:02,360
Speaker 1: have to know that you gotta hang in there because

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01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:05,559
Speaker 1: there's so many people that's criticizing you that's not even

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01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:09,479
Speaker 1: making an effort. Now I'm a paraphrase another one, but

1185
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Speaker 1: I'm paraphrasing this. This doesn't work exactly like this. It

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01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,960
Speaker 1: says the credit belongs to the man who is actually

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Speaker 1: in the arena, whose face is marred with dust, blood, sweat,

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01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 1: and tears, not to those cold and timid souls in

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Speaker 1: the stands who know neither victory nor defeat. That one

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Speaker 1: has kept me too, because I realized that a lot

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01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:36,439
Speaker 1: of people that are criticizing you are not even in

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01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:39,160
Speaker 1: the same game you win. So when you out there

1193
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,799
Speaker 1: striving and you're hustling and you're trying to put it together,

1194
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna make mistakes and you're gonna get criticized. But

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01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:50,680
Speaker 1: don't ever, don't ever, don't you ever give up those

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Speaker 1: of my closing remarks today profound Sir kemped outs Erry

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Speaker 1: void Ware prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at

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Speaker 1: least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules,

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Speaker 1: visit Steve HARVEYFM dot com. You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.