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Speaker 1: Second date, up date.

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Speaker 2: If you put something on your dating profile or your

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Speaker 2: dating app and everybody thinks it's a joke, but it's

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Speaker 2: one hundred percent serious.

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Speaker 1: What here's supposed to do?

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Speaker 3: Laugh at yourself a little bit.

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Speaker 2: For example, on my JAD date profile, I wrote, my

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Speaker 2: mom made this dating account without my permission because she

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Speaker 2: is that desperate for me to find love.

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Speaker 3: After you made the profile, you didn't take that part.

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Speaker 3: I thought she did make.

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Speaker 4: It for it.

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Speaker 2: She did, and then I took it over and I

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Speaker 2: was like, I didn't make this, my mom did. The

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Speaker 2: women did not think it was funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so, I think it's funny.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And one of our listeners, one of our listeners knows

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Speaker 2: exactly what it's like to be misunderstood on the dating apps.

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Speaker 1: His name is Mike. So, Mike, welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 5: Hey, how it did say.

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Speaker 2: In your email that women do not believe what's written

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Speaker 2: on your bio is actually real?

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Speaker 1: What's on there?

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Speaker 5: So? Yeah, I put on my profile that I'm a

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Speaker 5: car jitsu expert.

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Speaker 1: What carjitsu cargitsu, not jiujitsu?

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Speaker 2: See Brook, This is why people get confused. Even just

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Speaker 2: the word doesn't make it.

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Speaker 3: What does it mean you like grapple with automobiles.

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Speaker 5: Well, everyone thinks it's a made up term, right or

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Speaker 5: like the funny way to say, like I'm a mechanic

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Speaker 5: or something, right.

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Speaker 1: Is it not?

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Speaker 3: You didn't make that up?

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Speaker 5: But no, but I but I do it. It's a

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Speaker 5: real sport. And I could you guys a video clip

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Speaker 5: in my email?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have the video clip that you said.

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Speaker 2: Look, let me take a second to show my co

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Speaker 2: host because they have not seen this yet.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready to look?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh I've seen.

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Speaker 3: Oh they're doing jiu jitsu inside a car.

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Speaker 1: They're fighting in a car, doors closed.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're in the backseat. Now. If I

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Speaker 3: saw at the beginning of this video, I would think

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Speaker 3: it was not something that was suitable for work.

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Speaker 4: And you know it's literally street car fighting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know they're doing jiu jitsu in the car.

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Speaker 5: This is how it works. Right at the start of

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Speaker 5: the match, you have two people stood in the driver's

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Speaker 5: once the match start, both fighters we just unbuffle ourselves immediately.

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Speaker 5: We just attempt to like get at the other person.

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Speaker 5: We tend to like subdue them in the vehicle.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is like Brook and her husband at makeout.

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Speaker 6: Point the other I mean spoiler, but I always win, Okay,

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Speaker 6: I mean is it frustrating that people don't know what

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Speaker 3: Or are you okay with it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? All the girls ask me about it and they

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Speaker 3: Isn't that why you put it on your profile so

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Speaker 3: you could send them videos of your sexily grappling with men?

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Speaker 5: Well, first of all, I put it on my profile

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Speaker 5: because they ask you what your job is, right, and

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Speaker 5: that's my job.

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Speaker 1: Expert.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I travel around internationally for this. Oh wow,

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: You know, slat boxing is huge in all these other

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Speaker 4: like literally generating millions of dollars.

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Speaker 2: There's lots of strange, unusual sports that people don't know about,

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Speaker 2: and it's good that we have a backup plan for

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to do that pony prancing one where

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Speaker 1: A yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But I'm sorry Mike that we spent like ten

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Speaker 2: whole minutes trying to break down what car jitsu is.

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Speaker 3: But he's fascinating though.

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Speaker 1: So how does this get into you and your date

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so pretty much. All the girls asked me about it, right,

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Speaker 5: and they get really confused. But Catherine, she said she's

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Speaker 2: Okay, and Catherine is the woman that we're going to

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Speaker 3: You found the one person.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 3: So did she like take a huge interest on your date?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: That really helped me break the ace with it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, where'd you go?

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Speaker 5: We went to a bar and it was going all right,

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Speaker 3: A fun way or a bad way.

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Speaker 5: Well, uh, she basically stood up and said, my boyfriend

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, but she called you her boyfriend, so that's

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Speaker 3: do you like that or do you not like that?

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Speaker 5: I loved it?

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Speaker 5: Wow. She actually pulled out her phone and showed me

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's not horrible, but everyone was laughing.

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Speaker 3: Funny, it's the move from the front seat to the

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Speaker 1: Roll with another girl.

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Speaker 3: You don't know jiu jitsu, You don't know what's happening

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Speaker 1: Fighting in a car. They were you offended that there

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Speaker 5: Well, I get it's kind of different when it looks

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Speaker 5: this for years, you know, and I do make a

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Speaker 1: It makes sense to you, that's all that matters.

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Speaker 3: But I mean, did that ruin your date because it

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Speaker 5: She yeah, but afterwards she realized that maybe she was

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Speaker 3: Maybe she's embarrassed.

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Speaker 5: No, well, she kept saying, you're mad, and and like, really,

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Speaker 5: I wasn't mad, but I was kind of getting annoying

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm really not. I'm going to be if

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Speaker 3: It really does sound like they're in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that she.

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Speaker 2: Was like, look at my man, you don't want to

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Speaker 2: What's happened since that night?

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Speaker 5: Pretty much? Bro, she's not calling me okay.

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Speaker 3: All right? And do you have any idea.

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Speaker 5: Why she might be embarrassed? Because she was a bit drunk.

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Speaker 5: But I don't take anything about it, like, I still

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, Well maybe you just need

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Speaker 5: Well, that's why I call it. I hope you guys

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, that is that a threat? Because I

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Speaker 1: I hope you're I'm mad. He drives to the station.

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Speaker 1: He's like, get in.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna do whatever you say here, Mike. We're

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Speaker 2: just gonna come back. We'll call Katherine for you, and

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Speaker 2: we'll make sure that you get your second date update

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Speaker 2: right after this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't hurt me, second date update.

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Speaker 2: We've heard a lot of people's stories on this show,

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Speaker 1: This might be one of the strangest.

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Speaker 2: Though, because one of our listeners, Mike is a professional

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Speaker 2: car jujitsu fighter, Yeah, or car jitsu wrestler.

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Speaker 1: I said, don't know what the exact terminology is. It's like,

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Speaker 1: m m it's like a car artist, yeah, artists whatever.

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Speaker 1: He is.

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Speaker 2: He's a pro at it. Yeah, But somebody who was

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Speaker 2: familiar with it and was proud of him. Was his date,

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Speaker 2: Catherine a little too. She was so proud that at

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Speaker 1: Her boyfriend in car jitsu.

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Speaker 2: And that's where the fun kind of ended, because she

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Speaker 3: That?

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Speaker 1: I told everybody about that and showed them the videos.

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Speaker 1: Are you mad?

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Speaker 2: And he kept saying no, and she kept saying, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can tell you're mad at me, You're mad?

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Speaker 1: And that didn't go well.

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Speaker 2: So now here we are days later, she might be

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Speaker 1: At least that's what Mike thinks. Mike, are you mad

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I mean if we don't get him to.

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Speaker 2: Day, So, do you have any any final thoughts before

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Speaker 1: Anything else that we should know?

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Speaker 5: Look, I really want to see her again. I mean,

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Speaker 5: it's just really rare to find a girl who actually

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Speaker 3: Well, I can totally imagine her when you're in the

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Speaker 4: You know, the trump and then she just comes out

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Speaker 1: A little circle.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, maybe she can get into the profession a

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Speaker 2: little bit too. If this works out, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: dial here right now.

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Speaker 1: Let's see if she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 1: Is this Catherine?

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Speaker 7: Yah?

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Speaker 1: Is this hey Catherine. We're a radio show.

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Speaker 2: We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're

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Speaker 2: hoping to borrow just a few minutes of your time.

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Speaker 1: If that's okay?

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Speaker 7: Uh no, did you say no?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't. We don't get no very often, Catherine,

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Speaker 3: Can I ask? Can we ask? Why?

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Speaker 1: The thing is?

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Speaker 2: We're not calling on behalf of us. We're actually calling

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Speaker 2: on behalf of somebody. You know, a guy named Mike

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Speaker 2: that you went on a date with recently.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, Oh wait, does that change things? Do you

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Speaker 3: want to talk to us now?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Because we don't just call random people for no reason.

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Speaker 2: But this is part of a segment we do called

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Speaker 2: second Date Update.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so sorry, we're on a mission.

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Speaker 4: We want to hook you back.

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Speaker 1: Up with Mike?

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Speaker 8: What what if I don't want that?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 3: Well, here here, Jeff, Mike just wants to know if

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Speaker 1: Because he told us the story of what happened that night, and.

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Speaker 7: God, it sounds like a fun night.

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Speaker 9: It was a fun night. I have been barren there.

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Speaker 2: He mentioned that you stood up at one point and

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Speaker 3: I did do that, Okay, did anyone I'd never heard?

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Speaker 3: I guess it wasn't his offer, it was. It was

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Speaker 7: Someone did, but he didn't make it in the car,

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Speaker 7: his life or whoever was with him, like said absolutely, Okay,

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Speaker 7: you got that like.

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Speaker 1: A courage I can babe.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well okay, well it sounds like maybe that wasn't the problem.

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Speaker 2: Then with the night, we're trying to help Mike figure

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Speaker 1: You've been avoiding him or not wanting to see him again.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, So here's what happened. I was embarrassed, and I

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Speaker 7: So I showed her a few videos.

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Speaker 8: Yeah that I absolutely cannot date this guy.

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Speaker 1: Whymate has she battled him and lost in a file.

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Speaker 2: You can't date my mortal enemy.

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Speaker 9: He No, I mean she made some valid points.

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Speaker 8: You know, he's a professional fighter, and so he's gonna

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna have to take care of him while he's hurt.

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Speaker 2: Well, isn't that every woman's dream to take care of

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Speaker 3: Especially when they're retired. They're at their peak. It's so

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a good point lessay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So that just doesn't sound like fun to you.

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Speaker 7: It doesn't.

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Speaker 8: And then you know, I know that a lot of

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Speaker 3: Really scary. It's really scary.

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Speaker 9: Our distant fires don't even have the helmet.

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Speaker 3: So exactly, Yeah, you get really hurt in jiu jitsu. No,

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Speaker 3: but jiu jitsu isn't about being punched at all.

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Speaker 1: Cold card jitsu, Okay, get it right.

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Speaker 3: You don't know.

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Speaker 1: The rules of cardiffs.

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Speaker 2: It didn't look like it was like the friendliest.

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Speaker 4: A lot of times it's like the hole that's a pin,

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Speaker 3: Do you think we're like way jumping the gun, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 9: Line here jumping the gun. But I'm looking for something.

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Speaker 8: More long term, and so I pully admit.

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Speaker 9: I'm like, all right, if we have kids, like I

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Speaker 9: is he going to be doing carget two for like

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Speaker 9: he can't possibly the kids in.

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Speaker 3: The car.

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Speaker 4: Back and then they're fighting.

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Speaker 3: They could start in those little driver cars.

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Speaker 2: No, I could see why you would have some concerns

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Speaker 6: He says, No, yeah, that's how this works, Mike.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well you should not calling me because your roommate

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Speaker 5: thinks is too dangerous. Come on, look, look, I've trained

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Speaker 5: so hard for this. This is literally what I do

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Speaker 5: That is literally my main job is not to get hurt.

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Speaker 3: Are you hearing that?

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Speaker 8: I understand that they're doing fine right now, but maybe

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 9: If someone wraps the seatbelt around your neck and both

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Speaker 9: too hard, I don't know what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: I would never let that happen. Come on, I got

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Speaker 5: this little counter thing that I do with my two thumbs.

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Speaker 5: It works every single time.

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Speaker 3: Whoa that happens.

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Speaker 2: Don't give away your secrets to all the card jitsu

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Speaker 1: You don't want to give it away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah a minute, this is like way more violent than

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Speaker 3: I expected it to be.

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Speaker 9: Maybe she's say, that's what I'm saying. This is something

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Speaker 9: I have to think about.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well I never realized she's concerned about your future there, Mike.

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Speaker 2: Is this something that you see doing for like the

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Speaker 1: You say, you make money.

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Speaker 5: No, No, that's what she doesn't understand. I do have

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Speaker 3: Okay, what's your backup plan?

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Speaker 5: Boats? Would you say boat jitsu?

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Speaker 1: Boats? Boat jitsu? From Jsu to boat.

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Speaker 5: Listen, it's an up and coming sport. It's so big

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Speaker 5: and Portugal right.

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Speaker 3: Now, look at that, Cathering, I live in Portugal.

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Speaker 4: It's like a rowboat fight it's on.

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Speaker 1: It seems equally as dangerous.

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Speaker 5: No, it's it's it's definitely more safe because if you fall,

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Speaker 5: of that, you have to wear like that.

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Speaker 1: You know what, boat.

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Speaker 3: Jujitsu first thing? Safety?

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Speaker 9: Okay, kind of like it whipping boat jitsu versus card

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Speaker 2: I do think that we're trying. We're all thinking way

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Speaker 2: too long term here. The whole goal of this call

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Speaker 2: is to just set you guys up on one more date.

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Speaker 1: What do you think, Catherine. It's a date that will

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Speaker 3: I mean, if anything, he really likes you, and I

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Speaker 2: We might even do like a little day cruise just

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Speaker 2: so that you can give a preview of boat jitsum

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna fight. You get the captain, he's gone triggered.

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Speaker 3: You want to put him on two paddle boards? See

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Speaker 3: what happened?

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Speaker 2: So sorry, Katherine, running out of time. We need an answer.

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Speaker 2: What do you think about one more date with Mike?

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Speaker 9: Fine, I'll do one more date.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 9: There you go.

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Speaker 2: You have exactly three days to change careers and figure

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Speaker 5: Good luck, all right, thank.

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Speaker 3: You brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You know, twenty years ago people laughed at the idea

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Speaker 2: of you f C, and now it's a multi billion.

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Speaker 1: Dollar sports It's so true, man, And so to all.

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Speaker 2: The haters texting in at seven eight, five, nine two,

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Speaker 2: give me a break. Car jitsu, seriously, you just wait

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Speaker 2: to see our friend Mike at the twenty thirty two

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Speaker 2: Olympics holding up a gold medal with a seatbelt around

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Speaker 2: his neck, and he's gonna show you what's what He's gonna.

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Speaker 1: Be a tiny car on the trophy.

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Speaker 3: I do for some reason picture him only fighting inside

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Speaker 3: Honda Civics. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, part of the rules is car jitsu. It's not

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Speaker 3: I mean yeah, if you do an suv like, is

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Speaker 3: it even impressive anymore? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: You're just sad you.

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Speaker 3: Get a minivan. You can basically stand up in that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, come on now, then we can say

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Speaker 2: that we were there at the beginning, Yeah, before car

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Speaker 4: It's like Muhammad Ali before anybody knew it was Muhammad Ali.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're gonna go that far.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we'll be laughing when car jitsu takes over

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Speaker 2: football as the number one sport in all of America.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna be playing fantasy cars.

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Speaker 3: They say, honk if you agree, honk in, text in

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Speaker 3: and email us.

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