1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession I can't take back el Army. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 2: Mouse Speak Texas seventy eight, five nine two says I 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 2: was at a wedding reception and kept feeling my hair 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 2: falling down onto my shoulders, so I finally pinned it 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 2: back up. Turns out it was the hair of the 6 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,439 Speaker 2: older lady standing directly behind me. 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 3: Wait, so now you're connected. 8 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 2: Oh that's an awkward wedding ceremony that you have to 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 2: go through. 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 1: Or to share cube bon. 11 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 3: I mean, it'd be more awkward if it's a it's 12 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 3: a wig and it gets pulled off. 13 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: You know. 14 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 2: The good news is you don't have to feel awkward 15 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 2: when you're here on this segment because you get to 16 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: stay anonymous as you tell us your secrets. And we 17 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 2: have a woman who wants to confess to something today. 18 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 2: She wants to go by the name Candy. So, Candy, 19 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 2: welcome to the show. 20 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,279 Speaker 4: How thanks for having me. 21 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 3: Oh it's so sweet to have you here. 22 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: Oh that's a candy joke like that? I want to 23 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: make a bad one. 24 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, well let's save the bad jokes for later. Now 25 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 2: we got to get into the confession. So the voice 26 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 2: changer is on you are the mass speaker, Candy, We're 27 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 2: never you ready. 28 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 4: Let's hear it all right, So here's a little confession. 29 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 4: Years and years ago, I was hired by this guy 30 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 4: who worked for a company that I really respected and 31 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 4: wanted to work for. 32 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 3: So that must have been exciting. 33 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,559 Speaker 4: It really was, and he actually gave me the job. 34 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 4: We worked very well together for you know, quite a 35 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 4: few years, honestly, and we just had a really good 36 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 4: rapport and we kind of just became closer to the 37 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,119 Speaker 4: point of where we even would hang out after work, 38 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 4: like do a cocktail hour, you know, all that fun gone. 39 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 2: We barely even hang out with each other after work here, 40 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 2: and we worked together hall for like ten years. 41 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: We spend a lot more time together. Yeah, we need 42 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: our space. 43 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 44 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 4: Is this like an office type job. 45 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 3: I don't know if that matters to your story, but. 46 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 4: Oh no, it is like an office type position, which 47 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 4: is why it's kind of fun. You know, at four 48 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 4: o'clock or four thirty on a Friday, to get out 49 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 4: of there as soon as possible and just kind of 50 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 4: connect with the people you work around. 51 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 3: You know. 52 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on the. 53 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,079 Speaker 5: Same schedule, right, so you can get out and leave 54 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,119 Speaker 5: whatever time you guys are both gone, you can both 55 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 5: head to the bar. 56 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 3: Unplug your desk, Margerita machine, I got you. 57 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,679 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, that's good that you guys built up a friendship. 58 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's at the time, that's what I thought, except 59 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 4: you know, one night we actually went out. It was 60 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 4: just us two, and he, honestly, he got a little 61 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 4: more drunk than he normally did, and he admitted something 62 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 4: to me that I mean, to this day, I am 63 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 4: still shocked he said this. 64 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 1: What God did he say? 65 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 4: He actually told me that the only reason I got 66 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 4: the job was because he found me attractive and he 67 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 4: shouldn't have even looked at my resume because I was 68 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 4: so underqualified. 69 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: Wow, what an al That's. 70 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 2: What Brooks said to me when I got hired here. 71 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 2: But it's different. 72 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: That's really inappropriated. 73 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 3: That is terrible. Did you report him or what do 74 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 3: you do? Because he's like your friend. 75 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 4: But man, well, I'll be honest, this made me feel 76 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 4: so bad about myself and my abilities to do the job. 77 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 4: And he was so drunk that I don't even think 78 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 4: he remembers that he said that. Man, I know, I 79 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 4: really want to go after him, so I just did. 80 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 4: The next best thing possible. 81 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: What's that? 82 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 4: Well, he said I wasn't qualified, and then I only 83 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 4: got the job because I was attracted. And you know what, 84 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 4: if that's the case, I had to show him up. 85 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 4: So I spent the last year working so hard at 86 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 4: this company that the higher up couldn't ignore it, and 87 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 4: I got a promotion. 88 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. 89 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 4: Otherwise, that's really funny. 90 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean that's awesome, you know. 91 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 4: Like it's great to get that. 92 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, Okayve, Yeah, because at this point, you've heard your 93 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 5: boss admit that he only hired you because he thought 94 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 5: that you were attractive and kind of implied that he 95 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 5: could get with you. Yeah, and your response to that 96 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 5: was to work really, really really hard at your job 97 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 5: and earn yourself a pay raise and a promotion. 98 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 3: And I was just thinking, lawsuit, Yeah, you. 99 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 4: Might have made more money that way, Yeah, or. 100 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 2: Something more petty, like putting laxatives in their coffee or 101 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,239 Speaker 2: slashing the tires. 102 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 3: I didn't go there, Jeff, Actually, hey, we should. 103 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: Make her match. She's productive when she's mad. But so 104 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:33,480 Speaker 1: is that. 105 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 4: The clapback, Oh, the clapback was great because, not even 106 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 4: one week into starting my new promotion, the first thing 107 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 4: I did was go to the managers and have a 108 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 4: meeting and say I feel that for the productivity of 109 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:54,840 Speaker 4: this company, we need to get rid of him. 110 00:04:54,880 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: He's not qualified. Right after he called you attractive? Oh 111 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:07,679 Speaker 1: my god, So did they follow through? Did they actually 112 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: get rid of them? 113 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 4: That's the best part. They couldn't agree with me more. 114 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 4: They even recognized that the past year he had been underperforming. 115 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 4: So by the end of that week, he was gone, guests, 116 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 4: cleaned out, never saw him again. 117 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,160 Speaker 5: They're like, I guess something was up when the entire 118 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 5: floor was just hot women. 119 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 3: Well it's always those people too, that like suck at 120 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 3: their jobs, right, Like the only reason he's saying that 121 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 3: is he's trying to make some sort of power play 122 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 3: against you. Yeah, absolute, yeah, because he's actually terrible projecting. 123 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: Dude, that's awesome. How do you feel now? 124 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 4: I want to be honest. Revenge is so sweet. I 125 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 4: had never felt this good in my life. I don't 126 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 4: even need to go to therapy. 127 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: You're super and you don't have a toxic work environment. 128 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: It's a win win, win, win win for everybody, win 129 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: for us. Because that was a great confession. 130 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 2: Thanks for coming on Dandy and texting seven eighty five 131 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 2: nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding 132 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 2: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice, 133 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 2: and make you our next mass speaker. 134 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: Your phone tab's coming up next. 135 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.