Speaker 1: Are you recording recording? Yeah, I just had to sit
Speaker 1: down and take a load off, big load.
Speaker 2: Will love bars.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's actually not a show opener, but I decided
Speaker 1: to play it anyway. Okay, that one's all about me, Andrew.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I mean this whole show is about you.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It really isn't. I couldn't do this
Speaker 1: without you. You're not boring. It would be a Hi, everybody,
Speaker 1: Scottie here and we're gonna try some cereal today. Let's
Speaker 1: just go down to the cereal sack down.
Speaker 3: Here and try episode by yourself once. No cereal graveyard episode.
Speaker 1: That was not an episode. That was garbage. That was
Speaker 1: hot garbage.
Speaker 3: It was a one off because you didn't want to
Speaker 3: take a break, you know.
Speaker 1: Speaking of cereal gravy, right, maybe we'll do one in
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 3: Oh exciting? Would does that a tease?
Speaker 1: It's a it's a newly dead cereal though, so I
Speaker 1: like the soil hasn't even settled yet. Oh but why not?
Speaker 3: Wait don't they say something like, uh, they're not six
Speaker 3: feet under yet.
Speaker 1: Or something that just means you're not dead.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a phrase when someone's like freshly buried. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but it's a thing anyway.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode one seventy five. Wow,
Speaker 1: one freaking seventy five?
Speaker 3: Whoops?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Also, what is today April twenty of the k April
Speaker 3: twenty first? It's April twenty first, No.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: It's April nineteenth. What today's Monday? April nineteenth? You have
Speaker 1: a problem with that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I definitely.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I got a reschedule bull chat for this Wednesday. I
Speaker 3: thought it was the twenty third.
Speaker 1: You millennials and your calendars, just like, seriously, what does
Speaker 1: that even mean?
Speaker 3: Actually? What does that mean? Are you saying I don't
Speaker 3: know what a calendar is?
Speaker 1: I don't know? All right, let's get rolling, because since
Speaker 1: you took so much time doing stuff on your computer
Speaker 1: and your phone and scheduling things and pretending you're important,
Speaker 1: we have to leave soon because my part, I'm important,
Speaker 1: My parking meter is going to run out.
Speaker 3: O rich coming from you, Scott, And I'm not interested
Speaker 3: in getting a ticket today, So let me. You don't
Speaker 3: know what it's like to ups things, do you know?
Speaker 3: I have to FINEX and I have to leave it
Speaker 3: on the left side.
Speaker 1: That's right, the left know what it's like. The left
Speaker 1: side is ground, the right side's expressed.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: What's the difference. What is the difference. Why can't express
Speaker 1: go with ground?
Speaker 3: Why I have to go home because my house is
Speaker 3: under construction and for some reason, that stress is me out.
Speaker 1: Can we start eating please?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in Kashi Goh it's your favorite.
Speaker 1: Look how many there.
Speaker 3: Are back there, Hashi Go everything, the ones that are
Speaker 3: clearly just ripping off Apple marketing. Yeah, it's very clean.
Speaker 3: This this is millennial cereal. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: This one's a little bit different. Okay, they've they've turned
Speaker 1: the path a little bit and they changed it up.
Speaker 3: Ooh, okay, turned the path. That doesn't even make sense anyway,
Speaker 3: it's gonna let you have it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna these are oh's?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, Oh? Did you like that joke? I thought
Speaker 3: it was pretty good.
Speaker 1: How about some Cashi Go cinnamon vanilla.
Speaker 3: I'm excited for this.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't know it was a Keto cereal.
Speaker 1: What does it matter because it's garbage. It tastes like garbage.
Speaker 1: You don't know that, though I do. Every Keto cereal
Speaker 1: we have we vomited from well.
Speaker 3: I feel like if you didn't read Keto on it,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't have known.
Speaker 1: Keto friendly grain free. That means it's full of beans.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's a bean cereal lentil protein first ingredient.
Speaker 3: Oh I hate beans.
Speaker 1: Now we got nothing. I'm not eating that. I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I don't like beans, like beans, but not in cereal. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The bean cereals are always like you take a bite
Speaker 3: and they're ultra crunchy and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: as you're eating it just dries your mouth out and
Speaker 3: tastes like poop.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Great, take one for the team, Andrew. Okay, as
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, this epid, you're gonna take two
Speaker 1: for the team.
Speaker 3: Oh god, what's the next one? Is it beanie?
Speaker 1: No, it's actually very vanilla and cinnamony, which is I
Speaker 1: guess what they're going for. See when you do the
Speaker 1: lentil loops.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just realized my knee was on the counter
Speaker 3: and I was shaking it on my laptop with shake.
Speaker 1: Cool cool cool. So with lentil loops, they're all different,
Speaker 1: Like they're not they're not uniform. They just spilled everywhere.
Speaker 3: Did you get new spoons, by the way, because you
Speaker 3: dropped the cups on the floor.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you're gonna use the dirty floors.
Speaker 3: Oh grain, it's exciting, extra nutritional value.
Speaker 1: No, you know what, I can't do this sitting thing. Why,
Speaker 1: I just I'm not a sitter. I'm just not I'm
Speaker 1: not a sitter. I need to oh stupid.
Speaker 3: Note if you're watching on the YouTube right now, YouTube
Speaker 3: dot com Slashey you real killers, precat, PC Purser, PC
Speaker 3: Scott just had a mishap so you could watch it there.
Speaker 3: They look like tiny little is not good and call
Speaker 3: themar Sorry. Yeah, I would say Calamark, that's actually very accurate.
Speaker 3: Or if you want to be super Italian, da la made?
Speaker 1: Okay? Ready?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: Three? Uh?
Speaker 3: No, it tastes like soap. This is soap. I don't
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 1: Oh there it goes. It's good at the start and
Speaker 1: at the end.
Speaker 3: I now I have to bleep this.
Speaker 1: I'll bleep it. It's fine, you don't do it.
Speaker 3: No, it tastes like dial soap.
Speaker 1: It doesn't taste like dial not ivory.
Speaker 3: No, dial has a very specific Vanila smell. Nope, bowls
Speaker 3: nothing I give that one bowl. The cinnamon almost is
Speaker 3: more taco seasoning than it is spice.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'll give it a spoon, but just a spoon,
Speaker 1: because I don't give it nothing unless I've spit it out.
Speaker 3: I do not like this one. I do not like it.
Speaker 3: Do not buy this, do not go near it unless you're.
Speaker 1: A Keto person, one of those crazy ketos. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: I'm crazy ketos. Yeah, crazy ketos, I said it.
Speaker 3: Did you ever see the girl on TikTok No who
Speaker 3: is oh yhause you don't have a TikTok I do
Speaker 3: have it.
Speaker 1: I do, but I just use it to stalk my kids.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. Yeah, the one who like is super
Speaker 3: keto friendly and she just makes sandwiches with peppers, Like
Speaker 3: if you're gonna pretend that a pepper is a substitute
Speaker 3: for a carb, like, you've gone too far in my book.
Speaker 1: Well, I have some good news for you.
Speaker 3: Is this green bell pepper? Cereal?
Speaker 1: No, it's another one.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Cashi go dark Coco?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I figured we would just bang them both out
Speaker 1: int they're discussing.
Speaker 3: Oh this is gonna taste like cereal school.
Speaker 1: You know, everyone keeps telling me that Cereal School reformulated
Speaker 1: New Cereals. I'd be willing to give them another show.
Speaker 1: I'd be willing, But if I have to poop on them,
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I mean if they want to advertise.
Speaker 1: See that's the thing. Could we ever take their advertisement
Speaker 1: Cereal School tastes like crap? Go buy it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no, no, because again you are that ethical
Speaker 3: person who like would sit down and be like Andy,
Speaker 3: I just can't. That's true, which is nice of you.
Speaker 1: Well, because it's truth and advertising.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is so good.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: I also don't think that we would do it. If
Speaker 3: we tasted it and didn't like it.
Speaker 1: We would run commercials for it, but we would just say,
Speaker 1: you know, hey, you know, maybe you're a keto person
Speaker 1: and you want this stuff.
Speaker 3: There actually might be Cereal School ads that run before this.
Speaker 3: One speaker puts in the ads for us. I have
Speaker 3: no idea what's running half the time. Ugh, this is
Speaker 3: going to be so disgusting.
Speaker 1: There was something in my mouth from that package.
Speaker 3: I might have to are you shrimp guy? Now?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I might have to put it
Speaker 1: on Twitter.
Speaker 3: Can I just say one thing about this. No any
Speaker 3: type of keto anything. It's so lightly dusted, see that
Speaker 3: where it just washes off instantly, and that it just
Speaker 3: makes a bad cereal.
Speaker 1: Good flavor to start, But now watch, No, it's horrendous. No,
Speaker 1: it's totally horrendous. Now, anybody that tastes this and says no,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good as a.
Speaker 3: Liar, because essentially what you're getting is a bean chip
Speaker 3: with breakfast its flavoring.
Speaker 1: This is horrendous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bean chips can be good with salt, but this
Speaker 3: is not good. This is trash a spoon. I give
Speaker 3: it a bowl. I liked it better than the cinnamon vanilla.
Speaker 3: I'll say that much.
Speaker 1: Look, I like cashi cereals. They got some good stuff.
Speaker 3: But can you see if there's rosemary in this?
Speaker 1: I don't think there is. I don't taste it, but
Speaker 1: I will, or some type of sage or something, lentil protein,
Speaker 1: sunflower oil, chickpea flour, pea protein, tapioca starch, a lula LUs,
Speaker 1: chickory root, fiber, cocoa, gower, gum, salt, baking soda, vanilla extract,
Speaker 1: natural flavors, munk fruit extract. There it is mixed Toco
Speaker 1: ferrols for freshness, rosemary extract it. Look at you.
Speaker 3: Because I can taste it, and I know what you're saying. Wow, Andy,
Speaker 3: your pett has really been defined by this podcast. It
Speaker 3: has no it hasn't truly please. Cereal killers visits.
Speaker 1: The cereal gray.
Speaker 3: Okay, what keeps shaking my knee and shaking the laptop?
Speaker 1: Now this cereal, well, this commercial sounds like it's kind
Speaker 1: of nineties. Came out in the very early two thousands.
Speaker 1: It came, it went away, it came back as new,
Speaker 1: and it has left us again.
Speaker 3: Okay, it is a.
Speaker 1: Very good cereal, and it's was on the shelves not
Speaker 1: that long ago, but it's gone. Now, give a listen, Andrew.
Speaker 3: That's tadd a whfeguard. He sees everything around the pool.
Speaker 2: What did peanut.
Speaker 3: Butter toast crutch? It's got a wicked ten there's creamy
Speaker 3: peanut butter on every crunch. He thought, peanut butter toast
Speaker 3: cruce cereal part of this good breakfast with twelve vitamins
Speaker 3: a mineral. I see that peanut butter toast crutch.
Speaker 1: It's got a wicked crunch. Andrew, wicked, wasn't wicked nineties.
Speaker 1: Like nineties was when people said wicked, right. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know Boston they still say it, but it made
Speaker 1: its way around in like the nineties.
Speaker 3: I don't really think words come and go. I feel
Speaker 3: like I do, really, yeah, because like I still say red.
Speaker 1: All right, So I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 1: The reason I played that is because I found a
Speaker 1: peanut butter cereal that we haven't tried before, because it's
Speaker 1: like a kind of a store brand. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was at the King Colin when I was looking
Speaker 1: at all that nasty, old, outdated cereal, but I found
Speaker 1: this one, and it's not really their store brand because
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you can get it in other places.
Speaker 1: It's called Full Circle Market Organic Peanut Butter Blasts or
Speaker 1: PB Blast for sure. Okay, yeah, just like you remember
Speaker 1: that candy bar PB Max. No, right, we went over
Speaker 1: this back in the day.
Speaker 3: So salt. I feel like I just got hit by
Speaker 3: a buzz.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who makes this. Distributed by top
Speaker 1: Co Associates LLC, ELK Grove, Illinois.
Speaker 3: Did you see that gen Z kids? Your kids are
Speaker 3: gen Z, right?
Speaker 1: I guess how they like said that? I don't think
Speaker 1: there is there something after gen Z yet.
Speaker 3: As a millennial.
Speaker 1: I mean, because I'll wait a minute, so I'm x right, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're a millennial, so gen Z is after that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, but I think there's because no, no, no,
Speaker 3: your kids were one of them was born in the
Speaker 3: pre twenty tens.
Speaker 1: Correct two thousand and seven, and then twenty eleven.
Speaker 3: So I think twenty eleven sets up a different generation. Ooh,
Speaker 3: but I don't know what that one is yet. But
Speaker 3: it's interesting because they keep saying that, like gen Z
Speaker 3: thinks that using the dead emoji is like so lame,
Speaker 3: and that makes me sad who says that gen Z
Speaker 3: they make fun of us for using the the emoji
Speaker 3: with the x's in the eyes, I make fun of
Speaker 3: you for everything millennial, And I'm starting to feel how
Speaker 3: you feel with these youth kids.
Speaker 1: So now I was thinking peanut butter bumpers when I
Speaker 1: saw these. Let's see, it's okay, it's a nice peanut
Speaker 1: butter flavor, but not a deep rich peanut butter flavor.
Speaker 3: I'm fine, it's pretty good. I haven't had a cereal
Speaker 3: like this in a while, so this is nice.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's pretty good. Peanut butter bumpers way better.
Speaker 1: You know, there's much more peanut butter coating on a
Speaker 1: peanut butter bumper.
Speaker 3: I would take this home, though, you can take this home,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: I'll allow it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like this four bowls in a spoon. I
Speaker 3: will give it three bawls in a spoon. It's good,
Speaker 3: it's not great.
Speaker 1: I don't really know where you can buy this unless
Speaker 1: you have a King call In store near you. My
Speaker 1: guess is they solid in other markets around the country.
Speaker 1: Full Circle Market is the name of the company that
Speaker 1: puts it out. It's kind of a store brand, so
Speaker 1: look in the store brand section. PB blasts Organic.
Speaker 3: I feel like this episode should be titled like two
Speaker 3: yucks and.
Speaker 1: Uh okay or a yum.
Speaker 3: I mean two yucks and a yum. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I thought you were going with. But
Speaker 1: that's you know.
Speaker 3: In my head, I couldn't. I couldn't put it together.
Speaker 3: I was like, think of what we're the opposite of yuck?
Speaker 3: Well again, I in my I couldn't think.
Speaker 1: On the fly, millennial, you need your little computer to
Speaker 1: tell you what. Thank you for listening to Serial.
Speaker 3: Killers do you not use a cell phone yourself?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't need it to know the opposite of yuck.
Speaker 3: It's not that it's my I just couldn't think of
Speaker 3: a good comparison. So I'm happy you filled in the
Speaker 3: blank like I was hoping you would.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what we do as co hosts.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's like a generational thing, though I do.
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Speaker 1: I always hate it when people say backslash. It's just
Speaker 1: a slash. Who's doing it the other way?
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe people in your generation.
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Speaker 1: How was Florida?
Speaker 3: It was sunny.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Were you in big crowds?
Speaker 3: No? No, because I stay up on our balcony. Oh
Speaker 3: in the sun.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Can't you see how tan I am. Uh huh yeah,