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Speaker 2: Today, we call a guy who's already put in his

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Speaker 2: two weeks at the pizza shop he works for, and

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Speaker 2: as a final farewell, his coworkers wanted to prank he.

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Speaker 2: So as you listen to this, keep in mind you

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Speaker 2: can tell he really doesn't care anymore, right because he's

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Speaker 2: in his last week until we push his patients over

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Speaker 2: the edge with a delivery so ridiculous he just can't

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Speaker 2: handle it.

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Speaker 3: It's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 4: It's another.

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Speaker 3: On the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for calling Pizza s luthor. He can help you.

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Speaker 3: Oh hey, gosh, glad you answered the phone.

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Speaker 4: Hey I'm sorry, hello.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I put an order through the app about like

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Speaker 3: five minutes ago, but I got to put some important

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Speaker 3: information in the notes.

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Speaker 4: Uh sure, let me let me grow up there. Uh okay,

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Speaker 4: was it name on your order?

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Speaker 3: It's Garvin gr Yeah, okay, so yeah.

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Speaker 4: So what was what are you missing?

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Speaker 3: So the address to deliver to, that's correct, But the

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Speaker 3: people who live there, they don't know I'm here.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of a long story and I don't

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Speaker 3: normally want to go into it, but I guess I

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Speaker 3: don't really have much of a social life right now,

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Speaker 3: so I guess I have time to tell you.

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Speaker 4: Listen, I'm kind of busy right now, so if you

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Speaker 4: have notes, I can put it in the order. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, it's just you know, I'm I'm twenty nine and

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Speaker 3: my parents think I'm a heart surgeon and I live

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Speaker 3: in Fiji, but actually I live in the crawl space

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Speaker 3: in their attic.

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Speaker 4: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't know I'm here, and I really want

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Speaker 3: to keep it that way. Wait, but I am really hungry.

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Speaker 4: So you're heading in your can't attic and you're calling me.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean not not you. You like pizza.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I understand that you're calling pizza.

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Speaker 3: Okay, good, So to just put this in the notes, okay,

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Speaker 3: for whoever delivers it, just have them stop like two

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Speaker 3: houses away and then then get out of the car

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Speaker 3: and go go. That was loud.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna try my best to put accurate notes

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Speaker 4: on your sounds. Can is there anything else?

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Speaker 3: Can you repeat it back to me just to know

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Speaker 3: any notes? Right?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Your notes was please deliver the item too houses

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Speaker 4: away caw.

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Speaker 3: Ca okay, yeah, No, there needs to be louder than

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Speaker 3: that because I won't be able to hear that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'll put parentheses, loud exclamation, pulling capital letters.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you. You're being very.

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Speaker 4: Helpful, all right. Is there anything else I can help

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Speaker 4: you with, sir? Well?

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Speaker 3: Not so, there's more. After they do the call sound,

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Speaker 3: they're going to see a laser pointer on.

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Speaker 4: The ground, Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that that's going to direct them over to

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Speaker 3: will hole in the side fence and if they can

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Speaker 3: shimme through.

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Speaker 4: You're being completely serious right now. Yeah, So if you have.

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Speaker 5: Any serious notes, these aren't serious.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise I'm gonna hang up the phone.

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Speaker 3: I want to eat that pizza and there is no

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Speaker 3: way that it can get to me without these notes.

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Speaker 4: Fine, just give me another sentence. I don't have a

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Speaker 4: lot of room here, okay.

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Speaker 3: So after they show me through the fence, they need

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Speaker 3: to climb up the side of the chimney to the roof.

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Speaker 5: For a no and no no. No one's climbing anything.

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Speaker 5: We just delivered that if you need anything else, you

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Speaker 5: should call a different place unless there anything else I

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Speaker 5: can help you with.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand why you're shutting this down. I left

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Speaker 3: a pretty big tip on my mom's credit card.

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Speaker 4: Your mom's credit card, So does she even know that

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Speaker 4: you just used to?

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Speaker 3: Well, honestly, that's kind of a gray area. So okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna choose not to answer that.

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Speaker 5: Listen, I'm really losing my patience right now.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So if you.

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Speaker 5: Don't give me anything that's real, or at least that

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Speaker 5: it sounds real, I'm hanging up the phone.

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Speaker 3: Okay, fine, If you won't do that, maybe I could

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Speaker 3: just come to you and pick up the pizza.

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Speaker 4: Ahine, fine, be my guest.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So can you guys send a car suk?

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Speaker 4: I am serious.

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Speaker 5: If you don't talk to me like a regular human being,

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Speaker 5: I am hanging up the phone right now.

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Speaker 1: Are you?

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Speaker 5: Are you yelling you need something or not?

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Speaker 3: You should have gone through Papa John's for this.

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Speaker 5: I deal with weird request all the time.

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Speaker 3: I'm done when you've talked to other people who are

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Speaker 3: living in their parents addicts to Oh my.

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Speaker 4: God, I'm done.

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Speaker 3: I'm done.

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Speaker 5: I don't don't. I got a new job. Just as

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Speaker 5: the door I'm hanging up.

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Speaker 3: I just one more note. Will you just tell your

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Speaker 3: driver to let you know that this is a brank

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Speaker 3: phone call? Can you put that in the notes?

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Speaker 4: You're joking right, No.

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Speaker 3: I'm not joking, not anymore.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Your coworker Danny set you up for a phone tap.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, no, wait, like really really, man, screw you.

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Speaker 4: Don't be mad at him.

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Speaker 2: He said that you just accepted a brand new job

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Speaker 2: and he wanted to do something fun for your last

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Speaker 2: week stuff.

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Speaker 4: They were saying, the laser thing. I'm just like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I was like my last week.

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Speaker 2: I mean, are you sure you should leave that job?

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you're pretty good at it.

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Speaker 3: Nah?

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Speaker 4: Man, no, no, no, hell no, I'm done.

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Speaker 5: Oh I am done. B O n E. Exclamation points done.

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Speaker 5: If you hear that I'm done, weeke up every morning

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Speaker 5: with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning