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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a new pet service

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Speaker 1: called Uggy Buddy, where if you want to make your

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Speaker 1: pet look good in photos, Uggy Buddy will provide you

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Speaker 1: with an even uglier looking animal than You're wrong, so

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Speaker 1: they'll look great in comparison. Thret yourself a cringe worthy canine.

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Speaker 1: Today with Laser Stories the second where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other cheat was

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Speaker 1: just don't.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Ohio.

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Speaker 1: A school district went on lockdown last week when a

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Speaker 1: creepy person was spotting walking around the campus and running

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Speaker 1: past the classrooms.

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Speaker 2: Hey, nobody got tamp It's the worst fear of mine

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Speaker 2: as a mother.

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Speaker 1: Some elementary kids were outside at the time, and school

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Speaker 1: officials are being commended for quickly moving them inside to safety,

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Speaker 1: but not before one child identified the mystery man and yelled, hey, look, everybody,

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Speaker 1: bigfoot we.

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Speaker 2: Found yet and he's on the campus of a school. Well,

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Speaker 2: the sasquatch wasn't real, obviously.

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Speaker 1: They later found out that it was a parent who

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Speaker 1: was playing a prank on his son for his birthday.

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Speaker 2: Whoa get that checked out? I mean, that's the parent

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Speaker 2: that doesn't respond to any of the school emails.

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Speaker 1: You know. As it ended, bigfoot never got inside the building.

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Speaker 1: The parent was apprehended by a school resource officer, and

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Speaker 1: prosecutors are reviewing the case. It's unclear if they're going

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Speaker 1: to face charges. Hope. Some people online are making light

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Speaker 1: of the situation, saying the school overreacted to some innocent

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Speaker 1: fun you check in with the desk, like, literally, you

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Speaker 1: can't enter a school without going up.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my son's birthday tomorrow. I'd like to do a prank.

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Speaker 2: How can I do this? If you want to ruin

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Speaker 2: the surprise?

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Speaker 1: Many others who have young children themselves say they would

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Speaker 1: not want a masked person creeping around their child's school,

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Speaker 1: even if they knew it was a parent in a costume.

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Speaker 1: Because the kids don't know either, They're gonna be scared.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of San Pedro, California.

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Speaker 1: Thirty one year old Esteban Prato had been training months

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Speaker 1: for his first big marathon race. For preparation, he'd run

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Speaker 1: one hundred miles a week.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and you know what that sounds crazy?

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Speaker 2: It paid off. Really because he won the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: My goshh imagine winning a marathon. I think that is

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Speaker 2: just nuts on your first try. Yes, like, I'm just like,

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Speaker 2: would be amazing myself for completing it. I'd be impressed.

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Speaker 2: Just driving to the mariton.

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Speaker 1: He has declared the men's marathon winner, coming in at

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Speaker 1: two hours, twenty four minutes and fifty three seconds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, achievement.

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Speaker 1: But his victory was short lived because after reviewing the

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Speaker 1: race tapes, officials gave him the bad news that Esteban

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Speaker 1: was disqualified.

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Speaker 2: Did he skip a route or something. He ran the whole.

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Speaker 1: Route, but apparently he was going so fast the volunteers

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Speaker 1: that the water stations weren't even completely set up yet,

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Speaker 1: so they had nothing ready for him.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he'd have to pass with no water.

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Speaker 1: That's when his biggest fan knew he had to help out.

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Speaker 1: His father jumped on his own bike with a bottle

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Speaker 1: of water and chased after his son.

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Speaker 2: That's so cute.

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Speaker 1: He was able to catch up to him around mile fifteen,

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Speaker 1: and that's when Esteban took a sip and apparently receiving

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Speaker 1: water from a spectator even if it's his dad, is

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Speaker 1: not allowed and Esteban was officially booted from the race.

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Speaker 2: Wooo can we petition?

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Speaker 1: Afterwards, he told the media that he's disappointed regarding the

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Speaker 1: decision since it wasn't his fault there was no water

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Speaker 1: set up on the course, but he'll try to move

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Speaker 1: past it and look forward to his next race. Without

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Speaker 1: his dad of course, but he could have given his

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Speaker 1: son steroids and that's why his miles so good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: End of the day, I.

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Speaker 2: Say prosecute.

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Speaker 1: This next leaguer story is out of China. It's not

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Speaker 1: unusual to get a Chinese knockoff product online, but some

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Speaker 1: feel the counterfeiting's gone too far with the newest stunt,

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Speaker 1: one that a zoo is pulling. The Taizhaw Zoo and

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Speaker 1: Jingsu Province decided to try to pass dogs off as

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Speaker 1: pandas by simply dyeing their coats white and black.

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Speaker 2: Take what do you think, bro, Because Jose believes they

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Speaker 2: are actually pandas.

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Speaker 1: They look like tiny pandas, but they are like dogs. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're very fluffy.

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Speaker 2: They're chow chow dogs.

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Speaker 1: Those are the big haired breed from northern China, and

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Speaker 1: the zoo now has four of them running around in

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Speaker 1: an enclosure pretending to be baby panda bears.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they died the fur exactly like a panda bear.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why the US is aren't this is

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Speaker 2: they actually can't imagine. And it's like a kitten with

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Speaker 2: a little lion made that would be so cute.

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Speaker 1: They did a really good job, and they unveiled them

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Speaker 1: on May first, thinking nobody would notice. But everyone did,

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Speaker 1: and pictures of the pups quickly went viral on social media.

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Speaker 2: Why is it eating out of a dog bowl? I

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Speaker 2: the only boo. While the zoo did worry about backlash.

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Speaker 1: Surprisingly, there's been a non stop line since the fake

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Speaker 1: pandas have gone viral. They're now more popular than the

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Speaker 1: real panda shoo over fifteen years. Panda So officials say

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Speaker 1: they're gonna keep them. Plus they claim that the paint

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Speaker 1: is one hundred percent safe and swears the dog pandas

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Speaker 1: makeovers are humane, using only natural dyes.

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Speaker 2: On their first I just.

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Speaker 1: Also noticed in the picture there's an actual doghouse in

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Speaker 1: the background.

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Speaker 2: Do you see that? I mean it may have been

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Speaker 2: a house. Yeah, that's what pandas live in in the

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Speaker 2: natural environment. I love dog bonesy. This next story is

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Speaker 2: out of the friendly skies.

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Speaker 1: A travel site called One Mile at a Time did

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Speaker 1: a big ride up on how to go number.

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Speaker 2: Two on planes. Kind of gross, but this does happen occasionally.

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Speaker 1: Nature calls and they try to avoid it. But they

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Speaker 1: wanted to know the ideal time to go if you

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Speaker 1: have to.

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Speaker 2: Go, okay, because you don't want to hold it up.

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Speaker 2: It looks so sketchy.

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Speaker 1: If you go back there and you're in the stall

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Speaker 1: for so long, I always feel like people are gonna know.

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Speaker 2: You got time.

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Speaker 1: So here's their advice. The worst times to go are

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Speaker 1: just after takeoff, right after they serve food, and right

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Speaker 1: before you land. Those are all high traffic times for

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Speaker 1: airplane lavatories. Want to go, yeah, and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: just ate, that's time to go to the bathroom. The

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Speaker 1: best time to go is just before they start serving food.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that the same as takeoff?

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Speaker 1: Kind of It's like.

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Speaker 2: After takeoff, after take go three reasons.

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Speaker 1: Number one, other passengers will be in their seats so

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Speaker 1: they don't miss the food in the drinks.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Number two, the crew won't be sitting in the galley

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Speaker 1: and have to hear you punishing the poor toilet.

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Speaker 2: And number three.

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Speaker 1: Once the carts are in the aisles, people can't get

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Speaker 1: up to use the bathroom, so that's your best shot

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Speaker 1: at having no one waiting outside. I see you get

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Speaker 1: as much time as you want in all the privacy

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Speaker 1: in the world.

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Speaker 2: You're pressure. Yeah, so if you follow that advice, you're good.

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Speaker 1: I just wish this guy would listen because the last

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Speaker 1: time he was on a plane he had five jack

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Speaker 1: and cokes and then use the ice bucket on the

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Speaker 1: drink cart at his own little waiting pool. Super cute,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, that sound means Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 1: an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Monday.