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Speaker 1: Wherever you listen to us, do you like the state

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Speaker 1: where you live or do you think it's a total

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Speaker 1: dumpster fire. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, And

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Speaker 1: I asked because a new study was done that ranked

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Speaker 1: the best states to live in.

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Speaker 2: I feel like this is all dependent on how well

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Speaker 2: your fourth grade teacher taught you state history.

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Speaker 1: You know, like how much pride you actually have. Well,

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Speaker 1: they consider a lot of different factors into the quality

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Speaker 1: of life there. I wonder if you'll be surprised by

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Speaker 1: the results though, So I'll get to number one in

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Speaker 1: a second. But starting with number ten, Washington state they

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Speaker 1: just cracked the top ten. Number nine is Massachusetts. Is

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Speaker 1: it bad that I really want to know the worst

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Speaker 1: states to live in? I'll tell you a couple of

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Speaker 1: those two. But eight is South Dakota, thank you, Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 1: Then Vermont, Florida, Nebraska, and Minnesota. These are all very

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Speaker 1: nature centric places. Coming in at number three, Brooks home

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Speaker 1: state of Idaho. Ey, okay, obviously because I am from there.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you're like, oy. That's where brook is from,

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Speaker 1: and it's where they send all the people who are

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Speaker 1: in witness protection. So it's got to be pretty nice.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's so many mountains where you can live

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Speaker 2: without having any contact.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Number two is New Hampshire for the

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Speaker 1: third straight year in a row. Number one is Utah. Wow,

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Speaker 1: because it ranks first in fiscal stability, third in economy

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Speaker 1: and infrastructure, fourth and education, and seventh in crime. It's

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Speaker 1: like central like you can get a flight from there.

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Speaker 1: You're like four hours from anywhere.

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Speaker 2: It honestly has the best national parks.

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Speaker 1: It actually ranked forty eighth in nature. Oh oh wow, buffet,

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Speaker 1: that's what I said. Meanwhile, you asked about the worst

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Speaker 1: states to live in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I wanted.

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Speaker 1: The two worst are Alaska and at the very bottom Louisiana.

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Speaker 1: Those are two very different and if you're from one

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Speaker 1: of those places, listen, I didn't make this list. Don't

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Speaker 1: be mad at me on the text board. How dare you? Anyway?

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Speaker 3: Now we got to move on again into the stock

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Speaker 3: collar question of the day, and back by unpopular demand,

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Speaker 3: we have to bring on our technical director Ashton to

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Speaker 3: give us a question that.

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Speaker 1: Well today, well, okay, now you see what everybody's talking.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Today we celebrate National Tear the Tags off the

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Speaker 2: Mattress Day what is that. Well, because you've probably heard

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Speaker 2: people joke that if you tear the tag off your mattress,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be punished in jail up to ten years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it says, I'm at I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: But is that really breaking the law. No, No, it's

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Speaker 2: illegal to tear the tag off your own mattress, and

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Speaker 2: that warning do not remove under penalty of law only

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Speaker 2: applies to stores and manufactures.

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Speaker 1: Right, you could do whatever you want with that mattress.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you can.

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Speaker 1: But still there's her Idaho coming out.

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Speaker 2: God is thinking. There's a lot of other things that

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Speaker 2: sound illegal but really aren't, and a few things that

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Speaker 2: are totally illegal but seems like they shouldn't be. So

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Speaker 2: today you'll have to decide which is which during a

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Speaker 2: special fake crime or do the time edition of.

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Speaker 1: Twenty.

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Speaker 2: So you're gonna say number between one and twenty. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna give you a questionable act and you have to

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Speaker 2: guess is that a fake crime or will you be

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Speaker 2: doing the time? This is gonna be useful information in life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna start with the woman whose blonde dye

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Speaker 2: job is a crime against fashion. That is Alexis Alexis,

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Speaker 2: give me a number.

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Speaker 1: That's not true. First of all, six, All right, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Your suspected illegal activity is flipping off a cop.

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Speaker 1: Is that a fake crime? Or are you going to

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Speaker 1: be doing the time that is? Oh my god, have

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Speaker 1: you done that before?

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Speaker 2: Alexis, No, I don't get cry.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think it's fake crime.

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Speaker 2: Ashton's correct, Yes, is it rude? Totally?

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Speaker 1: Don't flip?

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Speaker 2: But is it illegal? No, it's protected free speech under

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Speaker 2: the First Amendment. There we go, given the bird protected word.

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Speaker 1: With a smile, like, good morning, officer. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: go with number one.

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Speaker 2: Can't you tell from my fingers.

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Speaker 1: What I'm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got my tears a little bit. Brook. Your

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Speaker 2: suspected illegal activity is sleeping in your car.

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Speaker 1: Is that a fake crime?

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Speaker 2: Or are you doing the time?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is interesting because if you are sleeping in your

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Speaker 1: car in certain places, the cops will come and knock

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Speaker 1: on your window.

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Speaker 2: I've been woken up by cops in my car before. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We didn't have a tent because I was poor, and

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Speaker 2: so we just thought.

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Speaker 1: We could sleep in our car on the beach and

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Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, you can't sleep here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they wouldn't let us, so we had to

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Speaker 2: move it to in the morning.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to say, I'm going to say it

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Speaker 1: is illegal do the crime.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that is a fake crime. It's almost always

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Speaker 2: legal if you're not trespassing and you don't park in

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Speaker 2: front of a school late at night.

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Speaker 1: Is that a personal thing that you learned Ashton about

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Speaker 1: the schools?

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Speaker 2: No comment, Jose give me a number.

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Speaker 1: Let's go five.

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Speaker 2: Your suspect illegal activity is driving barefoot? Big crime?

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Speaker 3: Or due the time?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: As he reminds me, I was in Hawaii one time

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Speaker 2: and I called an uber and the guy was barefoot.

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Speaker 3: I don't like it's Hawaii, right, I've driven barefoot before, but.

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Speaker 2: My mom's told me my whole life is not allowed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if she's want me to. Like, you know,

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Speaker 2: when you push your foot down, it does feel weird

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Speaker 2: and it feels like the petals are really far away

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Speaker 2: for some reason.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you love to drive with your silk slippers.

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Speaker 1: You're driving slippers, but have you ever gone barefoot? No,

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Speaker 1: I need to ask my chauffeur what he does you

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Speaker 1: a little bit later on that, Okay, Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: you're doing the time. Oh it's illegal. That is a

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Speaker 1: fake crime.

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Speaker 2: It's been an urban myth for years and technically not

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Speaker 2: illegal in any state. Wow. Yeah, So if you see

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Speaker 2: bigfoot driving totally in the clear, Okay, Jeff, if you

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Speaker 2: get this correct, you and Alexis will win the fake

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Speaker 2: crime or do the time edition of plenty of twenty

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Speaker 2: and if not to win by yourself.

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Speaker 1: So, Jeff, give me a number of police fourteen.

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Speaker 2: You're suspended. Illegal activity is using a fake name online

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Speaker 2: crime during the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think I use my own real name

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Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, aren't Younby or something Young Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: It's this whole time.

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Speaker 1: I thought your first name was young. No, it's the

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Speaker 1: curtain back. It's not my actual name. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say that is fake crime.

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Speaker 2: You said fake crime.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're doing the time. That's illegal.

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Speaker 2: If you create a fake profile or user name that

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Speaker 2: violates the Computer Fried and Abuse Act, you can go

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Speaker 2: to jail. Oh god, I believe it refers more to

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Speaker 2: copying someone else's money.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot different than using a fake name on

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Speaker 1: your There might be a real young Jeffrey out there.

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Speaker 2: That's fair but I am so famous by accident.

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Speaker 1: It's all the young Jefferies.

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Speaker 2: I apologize to stealing your identity, but that means that

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Speaker 2: Alexis has won today's edition. Up plenty. I'm twenty, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, and Alexis, you get to choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 1: while singing the theme from Cops, Bad Boys, Who's it

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Speaker 1: gonna be?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're the criminal in the room we found out, yad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, bad boys, bad boys. What you're gonna do, What

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys?

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Speaker 1: Bad That is your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We got your phones out coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.