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Speaker 2: podcast Network. It's Monday, May seventeenth, and the playoffs are

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Speaker 2: finally here.

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Speaker 3: We've got a jam packed episode. We're gonna be talking about.

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Speaker 2: The play in games as well as all of the

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Speaker 2: first round matchups, and we're joined by special guest Langston Kerman, comedian.

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Speaker 2: We had an awesome time talking to to stick around

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Speaker 2: for that interview. As always, Jenkins and Jones is hosted

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Speaker 2: by my good buddies, the Jethro Jenkins aka John.

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Speaker 4: How you doing, bubbas Hey, Bubba's playoff? Bubba Time? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Drag Bubba time, Baby, Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler Hey, I'm fucking fired the fuck up.

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Speaker 3: That's how I'm doing.

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Speaker 2: We made it through this long ass, horrible ass regular

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Speaker 2: season and our gift is a playoffs.

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Speaker 3: I haven't been this excited for the playoffs.

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Speaker 5: In a minute, I'll tell you one thing, buddy, I'm

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Speaker 5: not nervous.

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Speaker 4: Them Lakers are looking good. I thought i'd be more

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Speaker 4: nervous about this playing mm hmmm. I think we ready.

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Speaker 4: I think we ready.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean, if we got the Suns,

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Speaker 5: it's going to cash some boys out.

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Speaker 4: You feel what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm not as scared.

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Speaker 1: I'm not as scared of the of the Warriors now

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Speaker 1: that I've seen how good the Lakers look. I put

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Speaker 1: it like that, the Lakers were scrambling a bit while

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Speaker 1: you know, Steph was was fucking, you know, taking the

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Speaker 1: war while Steph had through the Warriors on his back.

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Speaker 1: So it was kind of like, you know, fucking varying

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Speaker 1: trajectories there. But the Lakers look like, look like shit

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Speaker 1: I'm way more confident than I was a couple weeks back.

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna get into the playing game, matchups and

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Speaker 3: the first round series. But first let's talk about tonight.

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Speaker 3: Like I said, we're recording Sunday night. You listen to

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Speaker 3: this on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Interesting night of basketball. First of all, the playing game

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Speaker 2: is absolutely a huge success. I think all of us

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Speaker 2: spent way more time thinking about seating in.

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Speaker 3: The last week than we normally would in a one

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Speaker 4: Was a quack quack duck.

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Speaker 2: Season out there a little bit tonight. Man, what did

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Speaker 2: you guys think of the Nuggets throwing a game to

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Speaker 2: the Blazers in order to play the Blazers with the layers.

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Speaker 5: A lot of fear of the Lakers and is blatantly obvious,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean. I don't think the Clippers

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Speaker 5: want to see us. I don't think the Nuggets want

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Speaker 5: obvious people do not want to see the Lakers, and

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Speaker 5: I get it though it's a smart play, you know

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Speaker 5: what I mean, But they definitely don't want to see

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Speaker 6: So yeah, that's what what Jared Dudley said himself.

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Speaker 1: He said, you know, we've been noticing how teams are managed,

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Speaker 1: He's like, you want to get us early because you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. The man said it himself, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I I wholeheartedly agree with him.

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Speaker 4: Bron was moving well. Bron looked good. You know what

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Speaker 2: They all came out right after the game and said

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Speaker 2: It makes sense for them to kind of load manage

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Speaker 3: Not playing the Lakers in the first round.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know if it's a good idea to

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Speaker 2: I feel like, is gonna grow a third arm or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't want to give that man any any

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: But the Nuggets without Murray, Like, would you really be

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, not at all.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'll be honest.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So let's let's break down the standing the way

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Speaker 2: Clippers one through four, MAVs and Blazers are five to six.

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Speaker 2: of peop people confuse about this, so we'll break it

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Speaker 2: So they are going to play the Suns in the

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Speaker 2: first round. The loser of Warriors Lakers will play the

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Speaker 2: Hopefully that makes sense. I think it's easier if you're

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Speaker 4: But that's that's the way it's you have it anymore.

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Speaker 4: That's the way.

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Speaker 3: That's the way it's gonna shake out.

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Speaker 4: And I don't I wouldn't be surprised.

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Speaker 3: If, I mean, does that?

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Speaker 3: Is anyone afraid of the first three seeds in the West,

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Speaker 5: I think more people are moving not to play the

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Speaker 4: I mean, people don't seem like to be.

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Speaker 5: They're more afraid of Steph doing step shit and the

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't.

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Speaker 5: I don't think anybody's afraid of the Suns or even

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm not afraid at all. I've never been

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Speaker 5: I still I'm low key for like the Lakers to me,

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Speaker 4: Team, they're still the favorites, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: If Brian's ankle isn't as tweaked as they say it isn't.

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Speaker 5: I made that as hard as possible, Like, you know

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Speaker 5: what I mean. But if Brian's ankle is what they

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Speaker 5: they're the favorites. And it's obvious it doesn't matter what

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Speaker 4: You know, when they're together, they're healthy, they're the best

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I mean there's really no over complicated ship.

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Speaker 1: When the Lakers are clicking on all steers. They're the

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Speaker 1: to get a fucking ring. You know, it worked last

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the formula is the formula.

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Speaker 2: Now the question is going to be because we talked

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Speaker 2: think it's very First of all, it's very important that

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Speaker 3: Seed track to where you can play the Suns.

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Speaker 2: Then you could play the Nuggets or the Blazers before

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Speaker 2: you meet the Jazz or the Clippers in the in

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Speaker 2: the finals. They do not want to fall to the

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Speaker 3: Like that is not what they I.

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Speaker 5: Mean, but like they don't want that. But also I

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Speaker 5: out for Shore. It'll be a tough series. And the Clippers,

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Speaker 5: like we've talked about, we just can't like we you know,

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Speaker 4: Like, but it's a fact, bro, Like I'm not worried

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Speaker 5: You know, I've never honestly, I'm scared of how comfortable

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Speaker 5: I am right now, honestly.

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Speaker 2: Tyler, I mean, we said like three weeks ago on

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Speaker 2: this show that the nightmare fucking scenario was playing game

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Speaker 2: Lakers Warriors Bronze Steph single game elimination, a seventy point

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Speaker 3: How do you feel about Lakers?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so, I mean even the playing game worked

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Speaker 1: you know, to bounce the Lakers, right, so, so that

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Speaker 1: that's another reason to breathe a little easier.

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Speaker 4: That was the scenario we were scared of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the the you know, Lakers Warriors winner

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Speaker 6: Out of I wanted no part, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if we I mean we can lose to the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: I'm not but like losing to whoever was an eighth

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Speaker 5: and then playing Steph and Steph knocks us out, that's

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Speaker 5: where we don't have shit to stand.

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Speaker 3: On, you know what I mean, That's still gonna be

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Speaker 3: a rough night on Twitter dot com for the for

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Speaker 3: the Voice of Reason if the Lakers lose on Wednesday, Bro, I.

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Speaker 5: Don't think so, because the Lakers, something like, you know,

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Speaker 5: motherfuckers has been hurt for so long, you know what

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Speaker 5: I mean? Like, I mean, so they guy's like, uh,

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Speaker 5: you know they Bron just came back. He left the

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Speaker 5: game early last game, you know, like e but if

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Speaker 5: like it's to go home and Steph fucking steps on

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Speaker 5: us on the way to the fucking eighth seed. Nigga,

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Speaker 5: Fucking fuck that bro steps on Bron's neck on the

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Speaker 5: way to fucking play in the jazz.

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Speaker 4: Putting up a sixty ball. Fuck out of here, Nigga,

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Speaker 4: I don't want any part of that ship.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's what we don't have to worry

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Speaker 3: about it. Is there anything you're excited about? On uh?

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Speaker 2: I'm decided to see Pop sort of coach with his

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You're not fucking with it

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Speaker 4: John, I'm not watching a second of that.

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Speaker 6: You're not watching jockeball, man.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm leading the wa I probably will peak

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what, Pop's got a lot of fucking

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Speaker 6: But I'm definitely interested in the effort he's gonna put do.

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Speaker 4: Does he shoot that many threes? Normally? Have y'all how

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Speaker 2: You just thought that was the part of you was

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we all shoot threes. I guess I'll do it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we're getting them up today, right right, let's do it?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a that's a quick little look at the

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Speaker 3: I mean Clippers Mavericks. That was the other first round.

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Speaker 6: Luca's gonna bust those boys asses again.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if he's gonna bounce them, but he's gonna.

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Speaker 4: He is gonna go nuts on. He's gonna give me.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna work for a six game series, you know

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And then what else we go? Then Nuggets Blazers.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited for too, just because of what exactly what

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Speaker 4: The playoffs started.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 2: That man hated Russell Westbrook for just playing the same

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Speaker 4: Bro? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Nah, he hated Westbrook because Westbrook was on some like

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, but he rocked the baby for

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Speaker 4: Right right. I don't know, man, I don't know that

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Speaker 5: But for somebody to like, what's wildly disrespectful about how

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Speaker 4: Was that Dame was busting his ass most of the

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Speaker 5: Still rocking a baby on him like the rest Burgers

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Speaker 5: get that one joint off and be like, and everybody

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Speaker 4: Was going crazy. If you look at the stats, I

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Speaker 4: whatever I was offended on the Blazer's behalf, I would

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine a more disrespectful action than here we

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Speaker 2: make it as obvious as possible that we want to

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Speaker 2: Nuggets rationally would say, oh, yeah, that's a crazy.

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Speaker 2: But it's still like you're sitting dudes, you're tanking a

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Speaker 2: It just seems so reckless to me.

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Speaker 5: But bro, like you think Dame takes every bit you

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Speaker 4: I think he just you know what I mean. But

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Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: He has to know that, but he also is probably like,

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Speaker 5: what didn't want to play us? See, they just don't

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Speaker 2: Like, all right, let's talk about the East the playing games.

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Speaker 2: I'm really excited for these games. The Hornets, which I

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Speaker 2: Hornets in the fucking playoffs. They'll be the early game,

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Speaker 2: the Hornets Pacers, that's the Hornets of the Tennesseeed, the

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Speaker 2: good premiere fucking names in these playing games, the Big

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Speaker 2: Sat Louis on Tuesday, Big Saint Louis, the Washington Bullets

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Speaker 4: I'm just so excited.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna call them the Bullets for the whole game.

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Speaker 3: I'm just like, I can't.

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Speaker 2: Bring myself to say Wizards for this, but you get

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Speaker 2: the Wizards and the Celtics in the night game in

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Speaker 2: play the.

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Speaker 3: Nets in the first round. That's gonna be a fun game.

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Speaker 3: I'm really excited for that.

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Speaker 5: What's really interesting about you know, Tatum and Bill's relationship

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Speaker 5: is like they went to the same high school and

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Speaker 5: they trained with the Saint.

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Speaker 4: Like when Tatum was in tenth grade.

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Speaker 5: This summer after tenth grade year, Bill pulled Tatum out

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Speaker 5: and was like, yo, you know he talked to like

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Speaker 5: to work with him. So they're they're close in particular

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Speaker 4: Bills like AAU team.

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Speaker 5: Like you know what I'm saying, Like I remember watching

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Speaker 5: brad playing basketball in high school, thing that these are

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Speaker 4: So they're super close.

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Speaker 5: So it's interesting seeing them battle it you know, battle

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Speaker 4: In this situation, it's gonna be fun as hell. I'm

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's definitely gonna be a good one, and I

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Speaker 1: think the whole damn nation is rooting for LaMelo to

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Speaker 1: bounce Indiana.

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Speaker 4: Besides, of course, Indiana fans.

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Speaker 1: Like nobody wants to see the Pacers advantage, especially at

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Speaker 1: the couse of LaMelo.

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Speaker 4: Fuck that.

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Speaker 2: No, if you're rooting for the Pacers in that game,

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Speaker 2: we might be able to spare you as a subscriber.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, No, I ain't gonna say that.

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Speaker 4: We appreciate every single one.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean, But uh, I don't give

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Speaker 5: a fuck about your squad. You know what I mean,

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Speaker 5: Yo State for the most part, But you know what

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Speaker 5: I mean, keep fucking with us. Sandwiches, sandwiches, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: give me one of them all though, that motherfucker big

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Speaker 5: busting you feel me.

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Speaker 3: The group chat will be heavily tilted towards the Hornets.

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Speaker 2: We're definitely rooting for the Hornets because then because then.

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Speaker 4: You also get her.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that'll be a fun matchup either way with

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Speaker 2: I mean, either of those teams, especially you get Hornets

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Speaker 2: That's fun too. So I'm super excited. Let's go down

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Speaker 2: the rest of the East standings that finished seventy six Ers, Nets, Bucks,

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Speaker 2: Heat in five six, and we already talked about seven

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's gonna be so fucking fun.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and it definitely is.

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Speaker 5: I mean, the Knicks being a Knicks is you know

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Speaker 5: like that Hawks team is fun as fun to watch. Man,

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Speaker 5: There's so much fun to watch, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm excited about that for so. I mean,

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Speaker 5: there's a certain series where you're like, I don't I

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Speaker 4: You know, I'll take her leave, you know.

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Speaker 5: I mean, there's gonna be I mean, I'm interested if that.

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Speaker 5: What if the Warriors are in fucking eight, I'm watching

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Speaker 4: But yeah, this is one of the other series. I mean,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna just absolutely, like enjoy, speaking purely for myself.

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Speaker 2: Yet, like, I don't think there's a missible series in

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Speaker 3: I mean, I like, I love every one of those.

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Speaker 3: If it ends up being the fucking Spurs against the Jazz,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I could probably catch yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 3: I mean that's not but if the Warriors get in,

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Speaker 3: those are all must watch.

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Speaker 2: I think the East, I'm you know, you're definitely more

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Speaker 2: excited about the second round.

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Speaker 5: You know what, I'm gonna miss the East first round though,

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Speaker 5: what are you gonna not give a fuck about?

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm I don't think anyone's fucking I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't think any combination of playing teams is fucking

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Speaker 2: Russ and Beale if they're for sure right.

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Speaker 4: I want to see Bill or Tatum. Do they On

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Speaker 4: the West?

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Speaker 2: I think those top two seeds could lose in the

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Speaker 2: first like right, for sure, for sure, right, But but

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Speaker 2: the East, it's more like it's something crazy, someone's gonna

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Speaker 2: go crazy. But the second round in the East is

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Speaker 2: gonna be like fucking Godzilla, King Kong kids smashing action

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be I think that's I think

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Speaker 5: that second round will be better than the West. The

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Speaker 5: second round in the East will be fucking insane, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean. And that was the last time

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Speaker 5: you thought that about the East, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 5: when you were really disinteresting.

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Speaker 3: We've all been waiting for the Eastern Conference Finals for

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Speaker 3: a while, you know, like like that, do you want

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Speaker 4: Do you want to see Tyler? Who do you want?

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Speaker 1: I want Philly in New Jersey? I mean Philly and Brooklyn. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: talking New Jersey earlier, but yeah, Philly and Brooklyn.

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Speaker 4: It what's crazy?

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Speaker 5: I know Brooklyn is like obviously on Brooklyn in there,

442
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Speaker 5: but I'm really excited to see him be in a

443
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,240
Speaker 5: fucking Eastern Conference finals like this year's embiid you know

444
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Speaker 5: what I mean, Like you said, I feel like that's

445
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,639
Speaker 5: like he's he's he's fucking Godzilla. You know what I

446
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,879
Speaker 5: mean in that East, You know what I mean, Like,

447
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,240
Speaker 5: I'm excited about that shit.

448
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:31,960
Speaker 2: It's gonna I mean, it's gonna be some hurt feelings

449
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,960
Speaker 2: in the East, bro, you know what I mean, because

450
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Speaker 2: because that's the other thing about it that's so exciting

451
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Speaker 2: about the East with those top three seeds, the Knicks,

452
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Speaker 2: for sure, the fans are like, we got home court.

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Speaker 3: Advantage in the first This is fucking great. This is

454
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Speaker 3: the best thing ever. But you know, the Knicks winning

455
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Speaker 3: the NBA chamis I don't think we know some crazy

456
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Speaker 3: Knicks fans. I don't know anyone thinks that.

457
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Speaker 2: But all three of those teams one, two, three, Sixers, Nets, Bucks,

458
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,679
Speaker 2: all three of those fan bases and teams think if

459
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Speaker 2: we don't make it to the fucking final, we fucked.

460
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Speaker 5: Up right, and they should though as good as they are,

461
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Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited, there's gonna be some hurt feelings, really hurt feelings.

463
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Speaker 5: I think this Eastern Conference Finals will feel like fucking

464
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Speaker 5: ninety eight ninety nine, You know what I mean. We're like,

465
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Speaker 5: this shit is gonna be brutal, like that second round

466
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Speaker 5: in the finals are gonna be insane.

467
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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: See, the thing is like we had two fucking sleeper

469
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Speaker 1: picks kind of and to win the East the last

470
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Speaker 1: two seasons, right, so nobody kind of really saw Toronto

471
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Speaker 1: coming out in twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 6: No one really saw Miami coming out.

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Speaker 1: So it's like a lot of teams who are on like,

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Speaker 1: you know, feel like they're behind schedule, right, I feel like,

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Speaker 1: you know, Philly feels like they should have been in

476
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Speaker 1: the finals already. Fucking Milwaukee feels like they should have

477
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Speaker 1: been in the finals already. Fucking you know, the Celtics

478
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Speaker 1: went to fucking what three straight fucking conference finals without

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Speaker 1: making it. So it's like a lot of teams who

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Speaker 1: feel like they're behind scheduled because I think of those

481
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Speaker 1: last two finals, those Eastern Conference Finals winners.

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Speaker 2: Well, you just mentioned it with the Pedigree, that's the

483
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Speaker 2: other first series. I forgot to even bring it up.

484
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Speaker 2: I mean, heat Bucks in the first round of the East.

485
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Speaker 5: You want to talk about some hurt feelings, I mean,

486
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Speaker 5: but the Bucks are who we always who they the

487
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Speaker 5: Bucks this year or who they.

488
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Speaker 4: Thought they were the last couple of years.

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Speaker 5: I think this year is they're they're the team they

490
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Speaker 5: thought that they wanted to be, or thought they were

491
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Speaker 5: in the years prior there. They're good as fuck. I

492
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Speaker 5: wouldn't be surprised if the Bucks come out the fucking East.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't be too surprised. I wouldn't be as happy

494
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Speaker 4: because I think.

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Speaker 5: Like the Nets Lakers or even the Sixers Lakers would

496
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Speaker 5: be more fun.

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Speaker 4: Uh you know what I mean. But the Bucks are

498
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Speaker 4: fucking good.

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Speaker 6: Bro Y, Yeah, well, I mean we we just got

500
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Speaker 6: to see what the fun does?

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: That's when it all comes down to can he execute

503
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Speaker 1: in the half court? Is that fucking slip?

504
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Speaker 4: But not what?

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Speaker 5: But the thing is, though he it's not just Middleton

506
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Speaker 5: now you know, you know, now I has Drew there

507
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Speaker 5: that can assist. So like if Middleton Middleton stepped up

508
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 5: crazy in that fucking heat series, you know what I mean.

509
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Speaker 4: Gianni's just you know what I mean? But that's after Middleton?

510
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Speaker 4: What what the fuck else? You know what I mean?

511
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Speaker 5: Like, now you got Drew on both sides of the

512
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 5: ball going crazy. It's happened a hell of a fucking year.

513
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 5: It should be all NBA if it wasn't just so competitive,

514
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 5: Like he's just he's been really, really good so like,

515
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Speaker 5: I don't bro like they ain't that, they ain't the

516
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Speaker 5: bucks we thought that we've seen in.

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Speaker 4: The past at all.

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 4: Are we prepared to we shall see? Are we shall

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Speaker 4: see on the next episode?

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Speaker 2: Are we prepared to say that the playing games, I mean,

522
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Speaker 2: even before we play them, that it was an unqualified success,

523
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Speaker 2: that it was like this was a good experiment. I

524
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 2: really do feel like I've spent so much attention on

525
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Speaker 2: the seven through ten seeds, which normally I could not

526
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Speaker 2: possibly give less of a fuck, like who's the eight versus.

527
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Speaker 3: The nine seed?

528
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Speaker 2: The eight seed is gonna go get womped by the

529
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Speaker 2: one seed anyway. But now I've been thinking about how

530
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Speaker 2: fun this week's games are gonna be.

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Speaker 3: For the last couple of weeks.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I would say it salvaged what was a

533
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Speaker 5: really bad you know, like what four or five weeks

534
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Speaker 5: of basketball and the last two weeks because of the

535
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Speaker 5: playing games we cared Like even today we're watching, you know.

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Speaker 4: Like the Warriors play the Grizzlies.

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Speaker 5: Like I mean, that would have mattered regardless, you know

538
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Speaker 5: what I mean, being that that would have been a

539
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 5: crazy fucking game if it was like when we're go

540
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Speaker 5: home Jesus Christ, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: But we carrid.

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Speaker 5: I mean, down to the last day, we're caring about

543
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Speaker 5: basketball because of positioning.

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Speaker 1: So for sure, I'm definitely looking forward to these playings.

545
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Speaker 1: And I was like a grumpy old man at first

546
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Speaker 1: at the premise of it, but I'm locked in.

547
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Speaker 4: I was. I was too.

548
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Speaker 2: I was just like, you had a shortened offseason and

549
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Speaker 2: you're adding this ship out of the playoffs, like this

550
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:39,479
Speaker 2: is corny, you know whatever.

551
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Speaker 4: But hash off to a lot of shit about the

552
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Speaker 4: players we talked.

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Speaker 1: To, why would you do it?

554
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Speaker 4: And I'll be like, great playing games. We are fucking hypocrites, nigga,

555
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 4: fuck it. Though I'm tapped in, I'm not gonna.

556
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Speaker 2: Say it's hypocritical because we were right about adding to

557
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Speaker 2: the workload in a year where we sold the whole

558
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Speaker 2: year talking about how but we were.

559
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Speaker 4: But but I'm always in favor.

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Speaker 2: Of what has me excited about a Wednesday night, So

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like that would have been

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Speaker 2: true at the time.

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Speaker 4: I just didn't know I'd be excited about Wednesday night.

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Speaker 4: That's all. We just have more information, I guess, you

565
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Speaker 4: know what I mean. We have more information now we're

566
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Speaker 4: making a better decision.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like like uh like your boy uh Aria,

568
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Speaker 2: there was a material change.

569
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Speaker 3: We have new informations and now we're before me.

570
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Speaker 5: We was wrong once. You're trying to compare to that

571
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Speaker 5: nigga flat the fuck out fuck us. We fucked up.

572
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Speaker 4: Dug this man saying material.

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Speaker 5: Change, that dude is like fucking eight how No, what

574
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Speaker 5: the fuck you know about a material change?

575
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Speaker 4: That's out here?

576
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Speaker 5: There was a material show as a leave h all right,

577
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Speaker 5: I think that.

578
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Speaker 3: I mean, that's our breakdown on it. Do you guys

579
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Speaker 3: have any other things you're excited about.

580
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Speaker 2: We're gonna get to talk about all of the first round,

581
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 2: the first round playing games next time we record, which

582
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Speaker 2: I'm excited that timing actually worked out for our show,

583
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 2: which is great.

584
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 5: Right right for too bad, but the producers are gonna

585
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Speaker 5: be up late for the next two and a half months.

586
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Speaker 4: Sorry East Coast, you know what I mean? How you know? Okay?

587
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Speaker 2: I want to ask this actually because Tyler's on the

588
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Speaker 2: East Coast, and we know Tyler doesn't sleep because he's a.

589
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Speaker 4: He's a fucking batman.

590
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Speaker 3: He's the Batman.

591
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Speaker 2: But like whatever, my wife and I whenever we travel

592
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Speaker 2: to the East Coast, like especially during basketball playoffs, because

593
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Speaker 2: it's every night you want to watch it.

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Speaker 4: How the fuck do y'all live like that? Well, forty

595
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Speaker 4: am when a game ends.

596
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Speaker 2: Like the Lakers game starts at ten pm on the

597
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Speaker 2: East Coast, bro our.

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Speaker 5: Basketball game started four thirty, you know what I mean,

599
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Speaker 5: Like it's nine o'clock and I got a whole couple

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Speaker 5: hours to chill once the games are over.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm down a little bit, you know what

602
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 4: I mean? Yeah, to read a book.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how everyone else deals with it,

604
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 1: but I'm you know, I don't go to sleep for

605
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Speaker 1: like three or four any fucking way.

606
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Speaker 3: So you just live on a West Coast schedule, just

607
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 3: on the East Coast, like exactly.

608
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Speaker 5: The fire up the ps four afterwards, like nigga, who

609
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 5: does see what's online? I'll be fucking fighting sleep, you

610
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 5: know what I mean.

611
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Speaker 2: It is though for the three of us, where like

612
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 2: we're doing this show and like we're friends or whatever

613
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 2: from across the country. It's helpful because Tyler's basically just

614
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Speaker 2: on our schedule. John goes to bed pretty early, I

615
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 2: go to bed pretty early, and Tyler's up late on

616
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Speaker 2: the East Coast, so we all go to bed about

617
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Speaker 2: eleven to midnight. On the West Coast, it's just three

618
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Speaker 2: in the morning for one of us.

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Speaker 5: It's so weird when somebody calls you, like from the

620
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Speaker 5: East Coast on FaceTime and like it's it looks like

621
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Speaker 5: eleven teenlock out there, and it's like still bright here.

622
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Speaker 4: I'm like, nig we might as well be in different countries.

623
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 4: Like your existence is totally different, you know what I mean?

624
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 5: When it's like nine thirty out there and six thirty here,

625
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 5: you know, it's like what the fuck?

626
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,479
Speaker 2: You know, Like country is too big, bro, Like, if

627
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: you've ever driven across America, you had at least four

628
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 2: moments where you were like, this is one country.

629
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Speaker 3: Dog.

630
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 5: It's really not, though, because the Pacific Northwest is one area,

631
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 5: The Midwest is a different area, the West Coast.

632
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 4: East, you know, New England, the South, It's like five

633
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 4: or six different countries. Honestly, have you have you guys

634
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 4: ever have you guys ever watched sports in Hawaii? Like,

635
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 4: have you have you been John?

636
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 3: Have you been in Hawaiian? Know?

637
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 4: Tyler never been to Hawaii.

638
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 6: I've been Hawaii, but I was out there in August

639
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 6: wasn't watching baseball. We know that where he was on

640
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 6: those baseball does not fucking he.

641
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,479
Speaker 4: Wasn't watching the Brew Crew, you know what I mean.

642
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 2: Basketball playoffs in Hawaii's cool, bro, Like if you're the

643
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 2: because you're usually if you're in Hawaii, obviously you're there

644
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 2: on vacation. So you're like, we'll go stop somewhere watch

645
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: the basketball game. It'll end at seven pm. We'll go

646
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: out for dinner, you know, we will go out after

647
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 2: the game or whatever. It's tough if you live out

648
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: there because the football game start at like six o'clock

649
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: in the morning, and shit.

650
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 4: But you like you like a like a a overseas

651
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 4: football like fan, you know what I mean.

652
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 5: Or you're waking up at six am to watch American football,

653
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, not the Premier League.

654
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you set you're setting your alarm clock to watch

655
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 2: fucking Cowboys Giants games.

656
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 4: This shit. That's a tough look.

657
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 3: It's a tough look for sure.

658
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 2: All Right, Well that's our show. Actually that's our segment

659
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 2: talking about basketball. Stick around for a second. We'll be

660
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Speaker 2: talking to Langston Kerman right after the break.

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Speaker 2: All right, We now welcome on our special guests for

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Speaker 2: the episode. He's a comedian, he's an actor, he's a

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Speaker 4: Twenty one Langston Kerman.

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Speaker 3: His podcast by Mama Told Me is on Will Ferrell's

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Speaker 3: Big Money Players Network. It's a hilarious podcast. We're talking

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Speaker 3: about that later. Langston, thanks for coming on the show man.

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Speaker 7: Thanks for having me. You made me sound like a

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Speaker 7: real sweat. But yeah, you know, I love it. Thank

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Speaker 7: you for being bringing me here.

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Speaker 4: This is great thinking about slut. I have a question

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Speaker 4: for you. Yeah, I asked questions.

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Speaker 5: We've been doing our research and you're funny, you're smart,

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Speaker 5: you're talented, handsome.

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Speaker 4: Have you go home? Have you ever wondered if this

712
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Speaker 4: is fucking fair? Have you ever asked that question?

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Speaker 7: Oh? Man, if I asked that question, I gotta kill myself.

714
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Speaker 7: I gotta I can't even this out. I'm just gonna

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Speaker 7: keep the party going until somebody stops me.

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Speaker 4: No, he's taller, John, Well, that's just I mean, bro

717
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Speaker 4: us normal dudes.

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Speaker 7: That can't be I'm I'm very average. There's a reason

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Speaker 7: I ain't hooping and I'm podcasting it. Truly could not

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Speaker 7: be above eleven.

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Speaker 3: Yes, all right, for.

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Speaker 7: Sure, I'm five eleven. Yeah, five eleven. When there's girls

723
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Speaker 7: around five to ten, probably when the doctor, do you

724
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Speaker 7: know what I mean, I'll be.

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Speaker 4: Like I'm six foot shoes, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: That's all you gotta worry about.

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Speaker 3: You feel.

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Speaker 7: Put me in some tall you know what?

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Speaker 4: You know what six one out here? You know what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: I love your comment about making you sound like a slut.

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Speaker 4: But it is like you've got the you've got the

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Speaker 4: the comedian career right now.

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Speaker 2: Man, you have to do like ninety different fucking things,

735
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 2: right and you've got you've met you're, you're you're an.

736
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Speaker 4: Actor right now.

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00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, got great stand up stuff out there, You've got

738
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 2: a great comedy album out there, You're hosting a really

739
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: funny podcast. What what's the what's the goal for you?

740
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Speaker 2: Do you like doing all that different kind of stuff?

741
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Speaker 2: Are you hoping to sign an NBC sitcom called Kerman

742
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 2: that you know you just cash in off that, or like, like,

743
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 2: what's the for you of doing all these different things?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Man, I think you know. I The truth was I

746
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,479
Speaker 7: just wanted to do stand up. I think that's how

747
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 7: we all start in this thing. It's just wanting to

748
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 7: tell our little jokes. And then a bunch of people

749
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Speaker 7: remind you that nobody's gonna pay you for a stand

750
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 7: up or at least not very well, and so you

751
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 7: start learning to do other ship and so writing and

752
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 7: acting and all those other things became a byproduct of

753
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 7: just not making my wife leave me, you know what

754
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 7: I mean, Like I really like her and i'd like

755
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 7: her to stay. That's that's my main goal in all

756
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 7: of this. So whatever, if that means a sitcom or whatever,

757
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Speaker 7: I'll take it, as long as that lady doesn't.

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Speaker 3: So.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So when you first popped on my radar, was

760
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: was when you played Jared on Insecure?

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Speaker 6: I think that was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the first season.

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Speaker 6: I was like, wow, Jared is like the only good

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Speaker 6: person on this show.

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Speaker 4: Everyone else is.

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Speaker 1: Right and you know, I'm not shoitting on these because

767
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Speaker 1: I think that was her point. She wanted to show

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Speaker 1: a bunch of FLOWD characters here, but you were like

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Speaker 1: the one guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah there.

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Speaker 1: So, so was that like your first big break or

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Speaker 1: is there some shit that you've been doing under the

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Speaker 1: scenes that we might not have picked up on or yeah?

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Speaker 7: I mean that was my first my first real acting

775
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 7: role on TV I had. I had a role on

776
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Speaker 7: an Oxygen show that I did for like an episode

777
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 7: that I'm real embarrassed to talk. But before that, that

778
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Speaker 7: was sort of my first big thing. And then I

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Speaker 7: guess the first writing job I ever had was before that.

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Speaker 7: I wrote for in a very uh roundabout way. I

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Speaker 7: ended up writing for Chris Rock for the Oscars the

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Speaker 7: year that he did it in like twenty sixteen. I

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Speaker 7: believe it was twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 4: I forgot.

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Speaker 3: I forgot by the way to throw that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, delicious shit you done because that was the last

787
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 2: square on Comedian Bingo was like, you did, like you

788
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 2: wrote for the Award Show, right, like that's it.

789
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 7: I wrote for the Goat, and boy did he not

790
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 7: like my jokes? You know what I mean? It did

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Speaker 7: not go the way that you think it did. If

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Speaker 7: you want to talk about bombing God, it's on the

793
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Speaker 7: CV though.

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Speaker 4: It's on the CV.

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Speaker 7: Hey, they wrote my name down the same as everybody else.

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Speaker 7: But if he could have crossed me off, motherfucker would

797
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Speaker 7: he would have. He would have counted me out immediately.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have to ask you, just like, man, man,

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Speaker 2: how do you I mean, that's got to feel like

800
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 2: getting slaps in the face three times since your balls

801
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 2: stopped on or some shit. You're like, I'm writing jokes

802
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 2: for rock Yes Oscars, and then he does it.

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Speaker 4: He's not feeling it. How do you bounce back from that?

804
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 4: Just emotionally, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 7: I mean, it was my first thing, so I don't

806
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 7: even know that there was a bouncing back as much

807
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 7: as it was just like an honest reflection and being like,

808
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 7: all right, that wasn't it. But you know, I still

809
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 7: like the job. I still think some of the stuff

810
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 7: I was saying was funny, but like, you know, you

811
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 7: still get you gotta remember Rock is still it was

812
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 7: a fifty year old man that I was trying to impress,

813
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Speaker 7: who's been doing a thing for a long time, and

814
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Speaker 7: like I'm coming in with my weird, little like dork

815
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 7: millennial jokes and he's like, I don't get it. Shut up,

816
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 7: You're the stupid one in.

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00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: The room, right And you know, no, I do remember

818
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: that he got a bit of backlash, you know, from

819
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Speaker 1: his from his you know ship that he did there

820
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Speaker 1: when they were like, oh, we've kind of progressed past

821
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Speaker 1: the comedy that Chris Rock was doing, so.

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Speaker 4: Your time, he should have right?

823
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Speaker 7: Right, right, fellas, Fellas, let's not start any weird beeves

824
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 7: with me and the man that employed me. First, Let's

825
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 7: just let's just all agree he did the right thing

826
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 7: and not listening to me and we've moved on.

827
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Speaker 5: So part of that Zach Fox conversation, you were talking

828
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Speaker 5: about Ron dropping his nuts on Jesus on your podcast.

829
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Speaker 4: How did you talk you think.

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Speaker 7: Well, first of all, Zach Fox is amazing.

831
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Speaker 4: We love Zach by the way, Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so you know he's uh, he's a he's a

833
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 7: very funny dude. But we were just talking about so

834
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Speaker 7: the podcast talks about like conspiracy theories, specifically in the

835
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Speaker 7: black community, and Zach wanted to talk about Yakoub, who

836
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 7: if you're at all familiar with the with what Yakoop

837
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 7: is as a dude, who basically is there are arguments

838
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Speaker 7: that say that he created white people on a private

839
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Speaker 7: island centuries and centuries ago. That said, we were just

840
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 7: talking about how the fact that religion in general is

841
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 7: just like talking about who the dopest motherfucker was of

842
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Speaker 7: a time and then creating fiction around him, much in

843
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 7: the way that Lebron James could be Jesus if enough

844
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 7: time goes by, like who's greater? Like truly the greatest

845
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Speaker 7: man to ever exist in an era? In a thousand

846
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 7: years from now, we might be saying Lebron James is

847
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Speaker 7: just a godlike figure. So then we imagined what would

848
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Speaker 7: happen if Lebron was back in old Jesus times just

849
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Speaker 7: dunking on them. I don't know, it got weird.

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Speaker 4: That's great, exactly where it was supposed to go, you

851
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 4: know what I mean?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's the fun of all of this stuff. Man,

853
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 7: is like the world is already filled with enough nonsense.

854
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 7: We we don't need to try to make sense of it.

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00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 7: Let's make it worse. Let's just let's add a little

856
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 7: but a little more mess to it.

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Speaker 1: But that's so true because it does feel like the

858
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Speaker 1: window for new religion's closed, like a thousand years ago, right,

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Speaker 1: like you know, right, like scientology was like nobody's believing

860
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Speaker 1: this religion you invented in nineteen eighty three. And basically

861
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Speaker 1: it's the only difference between that and you know, other ideologies,

862
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 1: it's kind of when they were conceived.

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Speaker 4: So I feel you on that.

864
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Speaker 7: It's it's timing and it's it's it's position, right like

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Speaker 7: the scientology dude found a sweet window where a bunch

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Speaker 7: of people were going to read his goofy ass book,

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Speaker 7: and like, you know, I want to write a book.

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Speaker 7: I want to create a weird cult where people believe

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Speaker 7: my shit.

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Speaker 2: It is like the moment irony like eats itself from

871
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Speaker 2: the tail up is when an evangelical Christian like makes

872
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Speaker 2: fun of Mormonism or scientology, right.

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00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 4: Like, it's like these people are crazy.

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Speaker 3: It's like, why I hope back a couple of thousand years.

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Speaker 4: Bro, are you out of your mind? Yeah?

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00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 7: You you've let us read too much of your literature

877
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 7: to be like critiquing anyone else's let's let's just all agree,

878
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 7: we're all we're writing some silly stuff down.

879
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 4: All right. So you're a basketball fan, Yeah, it's your team.

880
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 4: This is a very important question, all right.

881
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 7: So, Uh, first of all, let me be clear. I'm

882
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 7: a turncoat. I always have been. I I I'm an

883
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 7: unloyal motherfucker. But I will say I will say that

884
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 7: growing up, obviously I'm from Chicago, so Chicago was my

885
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 7: my team. I still want Chicago to be my team.

886
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 7: Chicago won't let me be let me be a fan

887
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 7: of theirs. Uh, And so Golden State ended up being

888
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 7: my team for a while, which I know it's disgusting.

889
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 7: I'm proud of myself.

890
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 4: Bro, Come on everywhere.

891
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 7: No, Clay Thompson is the greatest human being to ever

892
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 7: walk this earth. That motherfucker makes me laugh harder than

893
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 7: anybody in the world, and he doesn't even.

894
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 4: Try to do it.

895
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 7: It's just hilarious. I root for Clay Thompson anywhere, and

896
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 7: then you know you got Steph and all the other

897
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 7: light eyed boys on that team. I just love them.

898
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 7: I can't get enough of it.

899
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 4: Team light Skin, I see Team light Skin. Are you

900
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 4: still a Warriors fan?

901
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 5: I do?

902
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 7: I just do a root for them, man, like they

903
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 7: I think. You know, everybody, especially this year, was talking

904
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 7: a lot of ship about how like Steph couldn't do it,

905
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 7: he wasn't gonna yeah, and he really showed up this year.

906
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 7: He really came.

907
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 4: He told me to shut the fuck up like six times,

908
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 4: and I did. I definitely did. I listen, you feel me?

909
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 4: Are you done? Are you done?

910
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 5: Like the ste want any part of Steph on the

911
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 5: opposite side ever, Bro, He's been insane this year.

912
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 4: You can't take shit away from the dude.

913
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 7: He's unbeatable right now. And like they're not gonna win

914
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 7: a championship. We all know that, but like the fact

915
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 7: that they're even like in playoff conversation is way further

916
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 7: than anybody expected.

917
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 4: For the Warriors lose. If they lose, Steph didn't Steph

918
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 4: won this shit.

919
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm exactly, I'm a I'm a lifelong

920
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: Laker fan, John and Tyler both are no, no, no,

921
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 2: I mean I don't give a fuck about all that,

922
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 2: you know, right right, it's like the basketball's fun to me, bro,

923
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: It's all good. But John and Tyler of the exact

924
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 2: same opinion as you, of the like Tyler grew up

925
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 2: a Knicks fan, and at some point it's like, why

926
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 2: would I have an allegiance to this billion dollar corporation

927
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 2: that seems designed exclusively to ruin my life?

928
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 4: Right, Like, like why would I do that?

929
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: So they've bought them now since bron came into the league,

930
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 3: like the two of the most dedicated Bronze stands, like

931
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 3: from play from Cleveland to Miami to Cleveland to La.

932
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 7: Oh yeah yeah, and y'all never y'all never turned You

933
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 7: were never like, oh this move is the one where

934
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 7: I jump off board. You're like, nah, bron all the way.

935
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 4: Through, I said I wasn't gonna follow him to the Lakers.

936
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 7: But then like you could, you know, so you saw

937
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 7: him in those shorts, damning up brandon ingram and you're like,

938
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 7: I get it.

939
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 4: I guess you know me, yeah, I guess yeah. So no,

940
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 4: no turning on bron Bron Yeah, but I can't wait.

941
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 6: I was gonna say.

942
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 1: Me being a Knicks fan him going to Miami, I

943
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: was like, ah, because you know, I grew up hatingers.

944
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: But you know, after after the Knicks killed me enough inside,

945
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 1: I didn't care anymore. You know, like I love seeing

946
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: Bron get his rings. I hated see those being his

947
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: go up in Miami. It's arena though, But so.

948
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 7: What are you doing then this year? Because now you're

949
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 7: you've got a little bit of a pickle. You've put

950
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 7: yourself in with the Knicks actually showing.

951
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 6: I'm not coming back. I tell you that much.

952
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 4: You would, they will not. I have been.

953
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 3: Right.

954
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm I'm happy for the success that they're having. You know,

955
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm happy for the Nolan, but you know, happy for

956
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: the fan base on a.

957
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 4: Full ex wife. You have full ex wife for that statement, Yo.

958
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 7: I honestly I respect this ship. Out of that, you

959
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 7: were like, nah, they're dead to me, I don't care

960
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 7: that they're excelling. I'm moving on. There's so many heroes

961
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 7: stories on that On that team though, you got Derek

962
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 7: Rose uh finally getting a version of redemption. You got

963
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 7: fucking Julius Randall playing like a player that we do

964
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 7: not recognize, Like there, it's it's a beautiful uh change

965
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 7: forever solid.

966
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 4: I don't think we saw him being an All Star though,

967
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like he was, he was.

968
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 4: He's some solid years, but all star level.

969
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: Bro, he's gonna win Most Improved, He's gonna be an

970
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: All NBA or he's probably gonna get.

971
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 6: An MVP vot too. Like he was ridiculous this season, definitely.

972
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, And the fact that that truly even when the

973
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 7: Lakers broke up that young team, he was like the

974
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 7: piece that everybody was like, you, that's fine, Like he

975
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 7: was the one that that nobody was trying to save

976
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 7: and now he's the best of that little like crew

977
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 7: that got Jamon.

978
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 2: Narratives are so stupid, Like I remember when they broke

979
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: the little Nucleus up and people like he he had,

980
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 2: Like he'd have twenty four rebounds in a game and

981
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 2: people would be the same way people do with Russ.

982
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 2: People would just be like, oh, twenty four rebounds, Like

983
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 2: you know, they're just like if people refuse for whatever reason.

984
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's shape or his demeanor or whatever,

985
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 3: but people just like people like refuse to be people.

986
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 4: People.

987
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 7: They don't like his little figure. It's something he's got

988
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 7: those child bearing hips and we don't care for that.

989
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 4: He's too look at that fat ass.

990
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 7: We we can't support a man with with a booty

991
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 7: that why come on now?

992
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 4: Shape? Yeah, it's like that is great.

993
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: There's some athletes that basketball fans refuse to be impressed by,

994
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: and we like, we talked about that with Russ a

995
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago. Rus, there's something that like every

996
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: basketball player for forty years that was impossible and everyone's

997
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 2: still like, no.

998
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 3: You got a lot of those rebounds after free throws,

999
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 3: you know, just like.

1000
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, got fifteen assists?

1001
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 5: The fuck type of six does that make But they

1002
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,959
Speaker 5: find ways to make it make sense.

1003
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 7: That's the that's the part Russ Russ for whatever. Like

1004
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 7: there's that weird argument where people are like, yeah, it's

1005
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 7: only technically a triple double because he got like twelve

1006
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 7: points and not twenty, and it's like, I don't know, man,

1007
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 7: seventeen assists is pretty fucking hard. Like I don't care

1008
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 7: what version of story you're trying to tell. At least

1009
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 7: one of those stats is pretty cool and you should

1010
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 7: be celebrating six three.

1011
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 4: The kitchen fucking rebounds with Yannis is on the court.

1012
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 4: Are you kidding? Yeah?

1013
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 2: I think you and John have something common to talk about.

1014
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,959
Speaker 2: Did I see on your Instagram that your your wife?

1015
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: You and your wife are having a kid?

1016
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 7: We are, Yeah, we're we're five months.

1017
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 4: Then is it? It's your first kid.

1018
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 7: First baby?

1019
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 4: This is it?

1020
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 7: This is the one. Either I'm sticking around or I'm out.

1021
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 7: We'll find out.

1022
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 4: And uh, my lady's like three and a half.

1023
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 6: Oh, and how how.

1024
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 4: Does it feel to you?

1025
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 7: I would say it's it's surreal. I've I've been in

1026
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 7: a very shitty way. I've been working in New York

1027
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 7: for the past two months, so i haven't even really

1028
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 7: been like present. I've had to, you know, sort of

1029
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 7: be doing this support system over the phone thing. And

1030
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 7: that's that makes it even more surreal because when I

1031
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 7: left l A, she wasn't showing at all. And now

1032
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 7: I'm getting pictures where like it's a full belly and

1033
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 7: it's like, oh, I don't even know this person yet,

1034
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 7: Like this is a wild transition. So it's all surreal

1035
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 7: and scary, but also like real fucking exciting.

1036
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 4: I think.

1037
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 7: So your lady's not showing at all. You don't see

1038
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,399
Speaker 7: anything yet.

1039
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 4: No, No, she's she's showing now. She's like I said,

1040
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 4: three three and a half months, she's she's showing now.

1041
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 4: She just started at the second trimester, so she's showing

1042
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 4: now with long distance as well, she's actually gonna be

1043
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 4: moving here.

1044
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 5: But I mean, for me, it was just I was surprised,

1045
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 5: how how exciting, you know what I mean, Like the

1046
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 5: excitement you know, you know, is much more than the nervousness.

1047
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 4: But also, bro, like, I didn't think my shit.

1048
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 3: I was like.

1049
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 4: Keeping in the stack. I mean, I'm you know what

1050
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 4: I mean, Like last time I got somebody pregnant, It's

1051
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 4: been nineteen years, dog, you know what I mean.

1052
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 7: I'm like, bro like, I'm not gonna lie.

1053
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 4: Pulling pr has been more affected than condoms.

1054
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 5: Dog.

1055
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I hear you.

1056
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 7: I was right there with you. I was going to

1057
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 7: see lists and ship and having them measure my com

1058
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 7: It's a horrible feeling to have a doctor be like

1059
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 7: I'm not loving what I'm seeing.

1060
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, hold on, I have a story about that.

1061
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 2: And this ship is not usually funny like at all

1062
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 2: for till like doctor's measuring your come but I do

1063
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: have a story about that.

1064
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 3: I don't think I've told on the podcast.

1065
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 4: It took Sean and I. I've mentioned this.

1066
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 2: It took us a couple of years to have our

1067
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: first kid, and at one point I had to do that.

1068
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 2: I had to go to the doctor and get the

1069
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 2: cup so they could count all the stuff in there

1070
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 2: and everything else. So the place my doctor sent me

1071
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,720
Speaker 2: to was in the hospital, was in the big hospital

1072
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 2: in Long Beach where we live.

1073
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 4: And so I go in.

1074
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 3: They offer you the options. I'm like, I've got my phone.

1075
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 3: That's good enough, bro.

1076
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: I don't want to touch the magazine that the other

1077
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 2: guys have looked at or whatever.

1078
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 4: So I take care of it. I get my cup,

1079
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 4: I walk out.

1080
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 2: You walk out into a waiting room, and it's the

1081
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 2: most awkward shit ever because everyone in the waiting room

1082
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: is there for the same reason, right, so they know.

1083
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 4: What you're holding it.

1084
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 7: Act like you know.

1085
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: The nurse tells me, Okay, this is the place we

1086
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 2: collect the specimen. You need to take it to a

1087
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 2: different place in the hospital where they do the analysis,

1088
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: and I go, okay, I'm not really looking to maintain

1089
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 2: my relationship.

1090
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 4: With this cup, but okay, so she gives me directions.

1091
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 3: It's a big ass hospital.

1092
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,919
Speaker 2: She gives me directions, this is where we're going, okay,

1093
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 2: and then you turn here, you go up the stairs,

1094
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: the elevator, whatever, whatever, whatever. Okay, I'm trying to get

1095
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 2: the fuck out of there because I can physically feel

1096
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: everyone looking at me as.

1097
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 4: She's talking me.

1098
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 2: Right, So I leave the office. I'm trying to follow

1099
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: the directions. I'm walking to the place where I'm supposed

1100
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 2: to drop the cup off. At some point, I take

1101
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 2: a wrong turn and I speedily push through a door

1102
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 2: into the children's wing of the hospital.

1103
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 7: Oh no, oh no, I'm saying.

1104
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 2: They're holding this thing, looking around, and everyone just sort

1105
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: of slowly turns the look look at me, and I

1106
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 2: feel like they have X ray vision.

1107
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 4: You can see right, you know exactly what you're holding, right.

1108
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 7: So tid you cheers them real quick. Cheers cheers kids.

1109
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 7: It used to be you, you little shit.

1110
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 5: My dad actually saved Senise ship like that, Like I'll

1111
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 5: be coming down the stairs and I would live with

1112
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 5: them and he'd be like, you really came that crazy game.

1113
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 4: Like he was he was just saying wild Ship, like damn,

1114
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 4: you really came from my nuts. I'm twenty four. I'm

1115
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 4: not trying to pitch you using legs.

1116
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 7: You didn't have legs when I met you. Yeah, tail,

1117
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 7: Now you got arms and ships.

1118
00:50:53,760 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 4: This is crazy. This is crazy, Ine, all right, so

1119
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 4: I want to go. I want How do you feel

1120
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 4: about the J Closer? Is it awesome or is it

1121
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 4: like a weird thing?

1122
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 7: This is him going to play basketball in Rwanda?

1123
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's all right.

1124
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:23,479
Speaker 7: Look, man, you're a great rapper. I know everybody says

1125
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 7: you're born, but I enjoy your music. Please give up

1126
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 7: on these basketball dreams of being a thirty seven year

1127
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 7: old hooper. That's weird.

1128
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 2: Man.

1129
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 7: We all gotta kind of let go. There are rec

1130
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 7: leagues in LA they'll they'll take fucking video at LA

1131
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 7: Fitness for you. Like I've seen the videotapes where people

1132
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 7: are hooping at LA Fitness and it says good as

1133
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 7: joining any basketball team that you can join. Just settle

1134
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 7: into your life. You got kids, man, what are you doing?

1135
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 7: Cut that out?

1136
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 5: It's disrespectful to Rwind and like professional, yes to me,

1137
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? Like I mean it's good

1138
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 5: for him. Like I would never have watched the game

1139
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 5: because I don't have access to that ship, you know

1140
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 5: what I mean. But like, bro, like I'm gonna go

1141
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 5: to one.

1142
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 4: Your regulars whole lives right getting tippings, and this is

1143
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 4: the only high light from the whole life.

1144
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 7: These people survived the genocide. They they survived a horrible

1145
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 7: genocide that Don Cheto had to document in a film.

1146
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 7: And you're telling me that you're just gonna show up

1147
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 7: and dunk on one of them. You're a piece of ship.

1148
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 4: On some shit.

1149
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 7: That's rude.

1150
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 4: That is extremely ru Shame on you. Jermaine. He did

1151
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 4: have in his debut today. In seventeen minutes.

1152
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,879
Speaker 2: She had three points three rebounds and two assists, which

1153
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 2: Kendrick Perkins just quote tweeted and said, those are big

1154
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 2: perk numbers.

1155
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 7: I don't usually like Ndrick Perkins, but that's a good

1156
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 7: one as a solid Kendrick, you deserve.

1157
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 4: That one, all right.

1158
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 3: So Langston, your podcast, uh my Mama told me is

1159
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 3: a premise that I think all three of us are

1160
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 3: very jealous of.

1161
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 2: But you you have black comedians and writers and celebrities

1162
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 2: on to talk about, as you mentioned earlier, conspiracy theories

1163
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 2: that have been handed down through the generations.

1164
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, what First of all, what a great.

1165
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 3: Fucking idea from the part for a podcast like.

1166
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 7: Thanks man, wish I had that idea. Listen. I love

1167
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 7: conspiracy theory and and being black is fun, and I

1168
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 7: figured if I can bind the two, we've got a

1169
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 7: little bit of gold. So yeah, there we go.

1170
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 2: What's the craziest thing you heard on the podcast so far? Like,

1171
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 2: what's the what's the one that really surprised you?

1172
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 3: Oh?

1173
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 4: Man, you know what it is?

1174
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 7: Is that is that as much as as much fun

1175
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 7: as conspiracy theory can be, they also are hugely problematic

1176
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 7: at times. And uh we we have an episode coming

1177
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 7: up with Marie Fausten, who's a very funny comedian out

1178
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 7: of New York, where she talks about the food at

1179
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 7: Chinese food restaurants and being not not the food that

1180
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 7: they promised. I don't want to say exactly what the

1181
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 7: premise of it is, but basically some real fucked up

1182
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 7: shit and awful racist stuff that a lot of black

1183
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 7: people I've heard believe and say over years and years.

1184
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 7: And so it's a weird game of both acknowledging these

1185
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 7: ugly stereotypes and conspiracy theories while also being an adult

1186
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 7: and being like Hey, we can't say that people exist

1187
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 7: and are going to be hurt by our mean words

1188
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 7: if we just laugh unfairly at this shit.

1189
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: You know, what's one conspiracy theory that really I think

1190
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: that this conspiracy theory took off so much that a

1191
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: company ship that its entire folks. Yeah, and it is

1192
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: that the Mountain Dew yellow dye made you step. I

1193
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:07,760
Speaker 1: feel like every black kid hurt that growing up. And yeah,

1194
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: and if you look at it, like that ship hits

1195
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: a hard mountain dud switch their whole fucking demo they

1196
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: were targeting. Now they target like the jubular white dude

1197
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: gamer bros. Bro, Like they ship completely away from black people.

1198
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 4: Because of that ship.

1199
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 7: Bro, That's true. They they truly don't even talk to

1200
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 7: black people anymore.

1201
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: They all those extreme mountain Berry blast flavor like they

1202
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: do not fuck with black people and made.

1203
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 7: An attempt to come back to black people when they

1204
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 7: when they started adding those new flavors and they thought

1205
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 7: that we would like stop thinking about yellow number five

1206
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 7: if they make it purple.

1207
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

1208
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 7: It was like Mountain Dew purple missed and it's like, nah, motherfucker,

1209
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 7: you probably still got some yellow in there just because

1210
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 7: you call it purple. Yeah, you had to combine some

1211
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 7: colors to make purple. I know, I went to school.

1212
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 7: That's there's some yellow in that.

1213
00:55:59,160 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 4: You don't think.

1214
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 3: Do the Do is targeted at young black people.

1215
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 7: Tyler just a nigga with a do rag on. He's

1216
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 7: on a little.

1217
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 4: Bike with Snoop, you know, and nigg it do the

1218
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,479
Speaker 4: Do with a do or some stupid ship.

1219
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,240
Speaker 7: And that's the ship that's scared if we're gonna get conspiratorial,

1220
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 7: that's the ship that scares me is that they do

1221
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,439
Speaker 7: play games like that where it's like, all right, black

1222
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 7: people want it again, let's figure out a way to

1223
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 7: you know, and it's like, okay, you add Snoop Dogg

1224
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 7: to the thing and you make him say catchphrase and

1225
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 7: he ain't gonna drink this ship. But now a bunch

1226
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 7: of people get sick and have little nuts because Snoop

1227
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 7: Dogg tricked them.

1228
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 4: And it's that easy, and it's that easy, just get

1229
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 4: Snoop on it.

1230
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 7: You know, who's who's more ubiquitous with like cool black

1231
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 7: ship than Snoop Across generations, everybody loves Snoop and they know.

1232
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 3: It is one of the like three people in America

1233
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 3: where there's I can't really think of a headline that

1234
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 3: would slow the train down, you know what I mean.

1235
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 2: It's like you would have to you would have to

1236
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 2: have like an actual farm with children slaves.

1237
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 3: On it or something like.

1238
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: The man showed an Awards show with prostitutes on lea.

1239
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 6: And it was like, how snoopy right, there's nothing, it's

1240
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 6: a dog.

1241
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 4: Snoopy full on.

1242
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 7: Uh, he full on called Gail King a goddamn bitch

1243
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 7: on National TV. A dog mountain, dog mountain. We were like, man,

1244
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 7: you're having a bad day. Call us tomorrow. We're worried

1245
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 7: about you.

1246
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 5: I've never heard somebody say dog mouth outside side of

1247
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 5: the black community, like you have to be yeah.

1248
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 4: To say, you know what I mean? And he got

1249
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 4: on Twitter instagrama said that ship had got away.

1250
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 7: With in a Nubian rap. He did it all with

1251
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 7: his hair wrapped up.

1252
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 4: A wild man full nigger and got away with it.

1253
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 7: Bro patted his head right, the old dog mouth bitch.

1254
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 2: Right, just let it go, ship all right, Langston, thank

1255
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 2: you so much for joining us again for for anyone

1256
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 2: who wants to check the podcast out. My mama told

1257
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 2: me on iHeart Radio as part of Will Ferrell's imprint.

1258
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 3: I love that podcast have like labels and imprints and

1259
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 3: ship that's cool.

1260
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 7: Hell yeah, man, I don't know Will Ferrell's the daddy.

1261
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 7: I guess.

1262
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 3: All right, Langon, thanks man, I appreciate you.

1263
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 7: Thanks y'all, I appreciate it.

1264
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 4: Appreciate you, bro Our. Thanks again to Langston for joining us.

1265
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 2: Uh he that was like one of those dudes he

1266
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 2: we might just you know, if one of us is sick,

1267
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 2: he could we might invite him to like sit in.

1268
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 3: Like it was just naturally part of the podcast. He was.

1269
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 4: He was. I had a blast talking to the man,

1270
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I was like, you know,

1271
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 4: I was surprised at how funny he was, even though

1272
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 4: he's a comedian. Like he was legit hilarious.

1273
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 3: Before we get out of here, Brittany, our producer, Brittany

1274
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 3: just sent us a text that Lebron in the post

1275
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 3: game presser just said that he thinks Steph should be

1276
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 3: the m v P.

1277
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 7: Wow, you know what, you know what that is?

1278
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 4: Tampering tmpering, tampering vibe. I got that jokis just the

1279
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 4: fucking MVP. But do that, Bron. Let's get this man

1280
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 4: in a Lakers jersey.

1281
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 2: He said, everyone counted Steph out this season, question whether

1282
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 2: he could lead a team.

1283
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 3: Quote, he's done that and more.

1284
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: He should be the and and you know it's it's

1285
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: it's a nice way to soften them up before that

1286
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: playing game. You know, don't you're right right, don't don't

1287
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: fucking light a fire in this man to go out

1288
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,919
Speaker 1: of here and try to prove you wrong.

1289
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 4: Butter them up. Hey, great fucking job.

1290
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 6: This season, buddy, right before the tip off, you know,

1291
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 6: And should you ever want to.

1292
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 3: We've been talking about how they were right down the street,

1293
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 3: you know.

1294
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 2: But I mean like we have we have friends who

1295
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 2: are hardcore Warriors fans, like had season tickets before it

1296
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 2: made before it was like for it made any sense

1297
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 2: to have season tickets.

1298
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

1299
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 3: And I was most Warriors fans though, Yeah, but you know,

1300
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 3: nothing turns them that puts their dial all the way

1301
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 3: in the red on fucking go.

1302
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 2: When you bring up Steph becoming a Laker, they take

1303
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 2: that ship so personally, bro.

1304
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:58,439
Speaker 5: I mean they should because like the Lakers make shit happen,

1305
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 5: you feel me. But also like Doug, that team, I

1306
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 5: mean they that was like that that team had never

1307
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 5: seen anything like any level of success.

1308
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 4: Success for real, you know what I mean, Pride to

1309
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 4: that man. You know what I mean, I get it.

1310
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, I get it too. But

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Speaker 3: it's it's still it's still fun though, just.

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Speaker 4: A little brun's right and he's also wrong, you know

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Speaker 4: what I mean. We doubted him. We shouldn't have doubted

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Speaker 4: that motherfucker's a demon. But he's not the MVP.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's our show. We're excited for these playoff games.

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Speaker 2: So fucking excited for these playoff games.

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Speaker 4: Let's go basketball that matters every day. Stress stress stress, yay,

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Speaker 4: yay for two months.

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Speaker 2: Miserable now just be I'd be excited for two days

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Speaker 2: and I'll wake up Wednesday and be miserable.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Thank you so much for doing.

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Speaker 3: It for the Jenkinson Jones. Be sure you're subscribed.

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Speaker 4: Tell your friends to subscribe.

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Speaker 3: Give us five stars.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, tweet about us. Get our engagement numbers up, guys,

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Speaker 4: we'd appreciate you. Just wear your fucking mask, funk all

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Speaker 4: that ship.

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Speaker 1: Just wear a mask, all right, Jall On Thursday, Bye bye,

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Speaker 1: ye