WEBVTT - Mom, I'm Taking Adderall for Finals 

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis, Duran, Elvis Duran phone tap all,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scary? What's it all about?

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<v Speaker 2>So a few weeks ago, Haley had wanted to play

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<v Speaker 2>a phone tap on her mom and got in touch

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<v Speaker 2>with us. She was finishing up her finals and had

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to phone tap her mom about, you know, saying

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<v Speaker 2>that you know she's less than a role model student.

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<v Speaker 1>She hasn't really quite been there all semester.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to call her mom, pretending to have

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<v Speaker 2>dialed her by mistake, and listen to what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>See what happened to the scariest phone tap? Hello? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Haley?

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<v Speaker 3>Haley's not here?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I take a message? Though?

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<v Speaker 4>Just?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you tell her that I got the I got

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<v Speaker 1>her delivery for her?

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<v Speaker 4>So, I'm sorry, Why are you whispering? I can't. I

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<v Speaker 4>can barely even hear you, my dogs?

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<v Speaker 3>But what this quiet?

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<v Speaker 1>I got the delivery? Twenty dollars a pill?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, twenty dollars a pill? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I should be dealing with her on this.

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<v Speaker 3>No, twenty dollars a pill? What the hell are you

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<v Speaker 3>talking about? What pill?

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<v Speaker 1>She ordered? Some adderrole So she could cramp for her finals.

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<v Speaker 4>So I am not following you.

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<v Speaker 3>You what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently she got troubles staying awake. She's got to learn

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<v Speaker 1>a lot and a little bit of time here, so

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to boost up her grade.

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<v Speaker 3>All it's like part of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Old family, you know, Thailand all propofol Adderall.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, Oh, I've got an all family too, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>called I'm all gonna beat yourraft? You ever heard of

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<v Speaker 3>that family?

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<v Speaker 1>This is your official study buddy, keeps you up at night,

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<v Speaker 1>makes you.

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<v Speaker 3>Study my sister a study buddy. You want to see that,

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<v Speaker 3>you over and drop it off and I'll put it

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<v Speaker 3>through your fake Do you want to do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>Go to school?

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<v Speaker 1>What am I supposed to do with this order?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you do that? You know? I'm bad that

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<v Speaker 3>it came in to tell your sap.

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<v Speaker 1>This is college crack. You want you to do it

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<v Speaker 1>and have high grades? Huh? It's like drinking seven doctor Pepper's,

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<v Speaker 1>except it's just in one.

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<v Speaker 4>Key.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she's ready to roll.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, that's crazy. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>she's cleaning right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, don't answer it, and I'm gonna dial her back

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<v Speaker 5>real quick and just say you missed the call or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Hello, Hello, I just missed your call right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm at school.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Where am I? Somebody just called me telling me that

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<v Speaker 4>you're looking for pills because you're very stressed out, because

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<v Speaker 4>you haven't slept and you've got finials that was twenty

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<v Speaker 4>dollars a piece. You aren't called daddy right now? I

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<v Speaker 4>will call daddy. What do you think daddy's gonna You

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<v Speaker 4>gonna call daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna come clean right now.

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<v Speaker 4>But it counts to three and you're gonna come clean.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand me?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I gotta call you.

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<v Speaker 4>Pressure on me to get go?

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<v Speaker 3>Grades Oh cry out load, he's a blank hally, Come on,

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<v Speaker 3>get in side.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll get right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Get in tide. Got up? You don't want to get

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<v Speaker 3>some sleep, Alley, then you better go to sleep. Earley,

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<v Speaker 3>chunking all night with your girlfriends every town in a

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<v Speaker 3>campus on. Somebody's got my door hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I got your admirble. I think I dialed the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong number earlier and I spoke to somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>That are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 4>Mom? I gotta go. I can't talk to you right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to call you.

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<v Speaker 3>Back right now, right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she wants to talk to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well that's where you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, you get up through.

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<v Speaker 3>Her room right now.

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<v Speaker 4>If I'm sending the police.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a past class. She feels the need, she

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<v Speaker 1>feels the need for speeding.

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<v Speaker 3>Them right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to me, stupid bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>If you need prozac, I got some of that for you,

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<v Speaker 1>because you need to calm down.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'll get out of a room, okay, but first

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<v Speaker 5>I just got to let you know that you've been

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<v Speaker 5>phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Were talking about this is.

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<v Speaker 5>Scary Jones melse Terran in the Morning show. Mom, it's

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<v Speaker 5>a joke, radio prank. She's not on drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't even past you in high school.