WEBVTT - Enya’s secret project 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:22.239 Did you No no, no, no, no no no. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:26.400 Hey guys, welcome to emergency Intercom, where we get crazy. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:30.760 We do live things here, but we can also get serious. 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:35.240 We can also make love and meaning meaning of the 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:36.440 second Twisted world. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.800 You saw the diarrhea plane. 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:41.000 The diarrhea dude? Aha? 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:43.560 Wait, actually do have that video because I didn't watch 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.440 it because I wanted to like react to it. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:51.560 So there was this airplane that was flying across the sea. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:55.480 It got two hours into their trip. I think they 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:58.640 were taking flight out of Atlanta. Yeah, and two hours 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:03.080 into their trip, someone was fighting fucking demons. Bro, like 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:05.640 real fucking demon And when you see the video, you're 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:06.200 gonna know what I was. 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:07.560 Wait, is it there's a video? 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:12.280 Not no, no, no, But like it was like it 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:15.360 was two hours in the flight. This person like must 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:19.160 have been like really down bad because like their butthole 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.000 like it looked like it was spraying, like it the 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.480 aisles were covered in human ship Like it looked like 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:29.479 multiple people's sprayed feces everywhere. But it was so bad 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:32.440 that like it was like splattered ship all down the 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:35.160 hallway and they were like fucking running to the bathroom 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:43.120 like spring the girl at the club that literally. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:45.640 This is gonna make you disdusted. 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:50.080 Diarrhea plane. 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:53.840 Ah, want to get it back? 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.880 Diarrhea plane. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.680 Damn wait, I'm low key serving Olivia. Arger go right now. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.880 Okay, here's the video. 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:14.680 Wait, fewer discretion is advised. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:19.679 Oh there it is. Look it like goes all the 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:24.639 way up the aisle and you see how far it goesuse. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.679 Salmonila, Like why are they shooting like that? 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.680 I'm not putting it in the episode, Like. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:32.080 Yeah, we can't show that. It's literally like turts. What's annoying? 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:32.280 Is? 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.840 I really want but we can't insert that. But I 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:38.840 really want to insert what I have on my phone 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:40.400 right now because it's the craziest thing. 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:42.480 I've never had this ship like that before. 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:46.160 That's what I'm saying, Like, literally, what was going on? 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:51.320 Like why were they spring? That's a vibe like. 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.359 No way, that looks like peanut butter. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:56.919 We can put that in the episode. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:58.320 What's craziest. 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.720 I literally was texting some friend before we went to 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.679 a party and one of my friends was like, dude. 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.519 I have such bad Dirhenna. I'm wearing a dress like 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:09.760 I'm gonna shit on the floor. Girls, shit on the floor. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.079 In the club and I found. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.960 That, dude, those videos of just like the most random 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.040 people that like look like they've done it for their 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:19.679 entire life, where they just like shake a turd out 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.000 of their pant leg and it just plops on the ground. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.880 Atay, wait a second, because is that like a common video. 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:28.000 Because I've seen at least six videos just going around 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:31.280 the internet where someone will like just like be standing 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.080 up and drop a turd out of their pants and 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:35.520 then just keep walking like nothing happened. And it's all 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:39.480 like recordings of like security cameras where they're like recording 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:42.600 like the turd falling out, and it's like it's so 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:46.000 fucking funny. But yeah, just look up like security camera 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:50.080 footage someone shitting inside my convenience store or something. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:53.280 That is so crazy because it just is such an 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.360 animal instinctive put like you. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.320 Just have to poop, You naturally have to do those 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:57.960 kind of things. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:59.920 And also, I don't know why my brain is going, 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.720 but last night as I was falling asleep, I literally 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:06.000 I was like, I sit here, maybe my projections of 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.240 you being schizophrenic and losing your mind in the future 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:10.760 are just me because that's where I'm headed. I don't 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:12.800 know how to describe this. I was not high, I 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.320 was not drunk. I was dead sober, falling asleep last night. 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:19.159 And when I closed my eyes, I literally like I 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.640 had a moment where I like felt my whole existence 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:24.760 and I felt everything in my body. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.080 Like I felt my whole. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:29.560 Body and like like the weight of it and like everything. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:29.760 Moving through it. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.240 And then literally listen to this and then it was 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.839 like you know those fucking stupid ass cameras. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.800 At award shows that like swing around Like I I 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.840 like envisioned myself because I like my brain like three 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:42.960 D scans projected. 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:46.520 Yeah, I like scanned my whole body and then like 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:49.080 it was just like nothing like I was just like 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.760 in like someone's like tumbler grid feed Like it was 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.159 like so like like you know, like when everybody was 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:58.640 obsessed with just like a white thing with like black lives, 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:00.640 like I was there like it it was literally like 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.200 in a video game where you're you walk too far 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:05.240 outside of the world, so it's just like the three 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.480 D like rendering, like it has to render out. That's 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:10.800 what I felt like, and I it freaked me out. 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:12.920 I immediately opened my eyes and then I just looked around. 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:16.560 I was like okay, and then I grabbed my iPhone 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.960 and I drowned myself in. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:23.600 That's like, that's the real problem is like once you 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:28.279 realize like why you like okay, Like like when you 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:31.520 start consciously thinking about why you picked up your phone 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.839 or why you hit the puff bar, or why you 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.120 turned on the TV or why you open your laptop 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.160 like whatever, it is like once you start like locking 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:42.000 in and thinking about the thoughts you had before that, 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:44.320 that's how you crack the code, because like there's a 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.839 reason why you want to dole your senses or like 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.560 need that spike adopamine, and it's because your brain is 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:52.200 thinking some thought that you don't like that you're running 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.880 from in Once you stop running from those thoughts, that's 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:58.280 when you unlock like superpowers, and I'm never gonna stop running. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:05:59.520 That's why my screen. 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.240 Time is eighteen superpowers, Like I don't need that. That's 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.960 the thing is like what it like, what are you 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.120 going to gang? What are you going to gang? 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.640 Literally? Okay, So you know like in ancient times, how 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:14.920 they like demonize sex and made like sex like made 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:18.040 everyone in the world still guilty about sex, Like you 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:20.920 can't have sex without like being like a little guilty 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:24.760 about it. What if instead of sex, the Catholic Church 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:29.680 chose shitting? So everyone is just going around like I 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:31.800 never do that. I don't have sex before marriage. I 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:32.680 don't ship before. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.760 Marriage, ship before marriage. 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:37.480 Well, girls do that. Girls don't poop until they die. 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:39.599 When they die, they drop a huge load. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.240 And that's why my grandma. Look it up. Look it up. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:48.760 Girls coffins are bigger, their lower half becomes full of poop. 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:52.200 Yeah, it was crazy. My My grandma's coffin was like 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.360 full of turds. 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:55.839 Smelled so bad. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:59.560 That's why every funeral, woman funeral smells really bad. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:01.960 How many women's funerals have you been doing? 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:05.039 Like thirty six? I go to the victims, I go 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.760 to my victims funeral. You've seen the pictures and videos 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.559 of me hanging out with Shawn Mendez going around. 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.960 There's no you have never hung out with Shawn Mendes. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:19.360 Uh correction, I did. Let me find the pic. It 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:24.360 was before Beyonce, before Toy, before Rainbow Sler be. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:26.280 His cloud Chaser album. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:30.480 I know, like what before you looking at the Masonic 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:32.520 imagery and mister bast videos or. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:35.120 Let me see, let me. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:42.080 See, I'm listening to it to you. I air dropped it. 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:44.240 I'm going to cancel that because it's taken you too long. 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:47.840 Oh my god, I'm actually gonna freak the funk. 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:49.640 Hey, you need a new phone because yours is moving 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:50.000 so slow. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:50.360 Oh my god. 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:52.240 They unveiled the new iPhone today, so your phone is 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.600 going slow. Guys, they're doing it. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:08:00.680 I guess they literally are bro your. 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.640 Damn phone too. So your battery is There. 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:04.960 Was an actual court case. There was an actual court 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:09.360 case where like they're awarding people money because it was 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:12.760 proven that Apple throttles batteries, like it's a real thing. 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:15.480 That's okay, I's so bad about that. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.720 Here it is. There are me and Shane, Me and Sean. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:20.280 You, me and Shame. 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.160 There is a picture of me and Sean. It was 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:28.080 It's actually so funny, and I wouldn't fucking find it. Dude, Dude, 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.240 I literally I cannot deal with my phone right now. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:34.679 This is like driving me insane. It was was it after. 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:38.160 This look at araw on because it was in the 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:38.440 air one. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.400 Do you have your No, it wasn't in the airline. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:42.800 Fuck you already know. So it's not even funny. To 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:44.120 show you because. 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:47.040 I don't think I know because it's being flocked. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.680 I'm asking you, like what it is, and you're saying 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:50.319 it's not what I. 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:50.640 Think it is. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.040 It is exactly what you think it is. 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:53.360 Oh, then this is awkward. 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.040 I here, I found it. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:05.160 I can when you make that face. But y'all are 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:06.880 hanging out in that. It kind of looks like a 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:07.600 fan interaction. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:09.160 I sent it to you. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.160 You know what's crazy is that's the second time Drew 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:14.120 Phillips and Shawn Mendes have been in an airwan together. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.199 So something is happening. 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.400 Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Flash that one when I 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:22.440 showed it, and then flash it when I showed you. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.800 But I think it should be coming in now. If 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:27.400 you swipe them coming in hot. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.400 A hot off the presses. Is Drew Phillips being a creeper. 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:32.520 I'm not getting it. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:33.280 You're going to jail. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:34.480 They're thro your phone. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:38.720 That's why this is too fucking much. This is so 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:40.839 fucking much. I can't deal with you. 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.719 I've had that phone for eighteen years. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:46.080 I know I'm getting the fifteen. But then I saw 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.640 it and I was like, I think it's so depressed. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:50.520 I was like this ship is like, so mid this 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:51.680 is what I was waiting for. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.440 Like, I'll let you buy this one off of me, 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:55.600 and I'll buy the other one. 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:57.000 Girl, No, you'll give that one. 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:58.720 You'll get this for a discounted price. 0:09:58.840 --> 0:09:59.800 Can you stop filming me? 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:01.640 Oh? You thought I was filming. 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:06.880 You guys by my wildflower case? Do you know I 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:11.360 have a case? Collaboration case came out? 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:16.960 Have you seen have you seen that? Have you seen 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:23.160 the spy animals that they've been dropping in like animals society, No, 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:32.920 I'm being animal society society. You know, they have been 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:38.240 making fake critters of like monkeys, of turtles, of birds, 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.400 of fucking things. And these birds are like drones, and 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:44.040 they like they drop them in these things and they 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.640 lay eggs and the eggs are fucking cameras and then 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:49.600 they record how other animals react in these monkeys, Like 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:55.360 take this spy monkey. These monkeys take these spy monkeys 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.360 in and they treat it as its own because they're 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.080 like all this like hurt little monkey can't even do 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.880 anything for itself, and they'll fucking one of them dropped 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.920 it and it like died, and they made it just 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.720 go still and die and they literally held like a 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.360 funeral for this robot. I need to see this, and 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.000 it was oh now all of a and no, I'm 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:12.240 not showing you well I. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:13.640 Need to see it because it sounds like you're fucking 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.959 making it up. Also, were they filming it and putting 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.720 it on YouTube for profit? Because then we will really 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.440 know the connection to monkeys and humans once monkeys start 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:25.959 recording them giving food to people and money to people 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:29.200 in best Buy. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:36.400 But disaster strikes an injured baby is a cause for concern. 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:42.000 Oh you thought I was lying? 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:42.920 No what it is? 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:48.600 But and this liner seems to believe she's died. And 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:57.120 then look then something extraordinary, how much look at them? 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:00.719 It's like as all look they alost the funeral like 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:01.640 does make me cry? 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:05.559 I know, it's like oceanless spy creature as if it 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:08.160 is a real baby. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:20.760 No cry, it's so obviously fake, stupid as monkey like 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:26.479 well they reacts the dude when their own babies die. 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.360 This has to be edited like to make it look 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:29.599 like that. 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:33.240 Look they hug, they're so sad. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.080 A calm and contemplative mood descends on the colony. 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:43.080 He's looking up at God. There's a god. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:44.040 We are there. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.640 God, nah, we're the devil. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:51.440 Yeah, quite accidentally, our spy creature is at the center 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:52.280 of something. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.560 That is Wow, that actually made me tear up. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:13:01.559 Well, there's even more spy critters, Like it's really fucking crazy. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.800 Okay, stupid ass monkeys though, because that monkey. 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:06.560 Looks obviously peg and the spy bird is hilarious. It 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:11.960 like literally made me fucking scream. Oh yeah, this is 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:18.400 a spy grub which is so od Like they made 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:22.000 a fucking grub worm with a spy camera and the 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:22.880 birds eat it. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.920 The birds eat it. They killed the fucking bird. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:28.000 And then. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:34.560 Oh here's one. They made a spy pile of shit. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:39.640 This is just movie. It then rolls it like drops 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:41.680 these cameras and then that bird. Look at the bird, 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.600 did you see it? That's a spy bird? 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:52.560 Like what is that? So they can like film film 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.520 for film like Discovery Channel. 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.440 You thought I was filming, you thought I was filming 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.800 for her. But look, if you go through this subreddit, 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:01.680 like there are. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.680 The thing is a lot of that footage kind of 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:07.560 fucking sucks. 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:09.440 Yeah, they don't even use that. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.920 The footage are getting from the scot spy cameras aren't 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:13.800 even good. 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:23.480 Oh yeah, the baby follow and then it started and 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:27.560 the baby. The whole herd left the baby elephant behind 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:30.280 and then was the baby like got stuck on the 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.920 land because it's not allowed to go into the water 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:36.080 because the first part is super muddy, so it just 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.960 got left behind. And then the mom like forgot about 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.120 him and then sprinted back and was like beating the 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:43.600 ship out of him with its fucking trunk because it 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:46.280 was like, don't ever leave my side again, and the 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:48.000 mom like it was a learning lesson for both of 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:49.200 them because it was like, I gotta look out for 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.160 my baby. But elephants are like smart. 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.360 When we walk into a store and there's rocks in. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:57.000 There, walk you start hitting me with a boat. 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.080 But I do it centrally so I don't get in trouble. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:04.040 We get in trouble for fucking each other because I 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.880 get to with your sister. We should take you to 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:09.360 get a makeover, like I'm thinking, we. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:10.880 Get I don't need that because I'm already hot. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:14.120 Okay, here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking for you, extinction. 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:19.359 Laminate your eyebrows, perm your lashes, we can perm your mustache. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:24.440 Just sit correctly. No, you're not getting any We're not 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.440 doing anything permanent. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:26.840 We can oh, we. 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:28.680 Can get you lip blushing, though, we can get you 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:32.400 lip blushing because your lips are permanently like overly pink. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:39.000 I mean that I need a facelift. I need there, 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:39.840 I cream. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.320 You don't need anything, thank you. What you need to 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:45.560 do is love yourself. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.040 I mean a lot of people need that, but I 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:50.560 can't be of service to everybody. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:51.280 What do I look like? 0:15:51.320 --> 0:16:01.680 Trible? I like I'm gonna start laughing like that. Wait, 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:10.440 this is this is my impression of car no butches? 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:12.920 What did you say? 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:15.560 Oh, I get no bitches. I thought you would understand 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:17.040 because I just sounded like is. 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:21.320 That's not what I say, I get no bitches. That's 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:22.280 not what I sound like. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:24.000 He's doing it. 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:27.480 You're actually you're You're better at sounding like you than 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:28.480 you sound normally. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:30.640 My name is ky, I get no bitches. That sounds 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:31.120 like what you say. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.520 Name is Yeah, that's how you sounded. 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:39.720 That's only the frog M. 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:46.200 I need Jim Henson to come back to life so 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:51.040 I can fuck it. There's a lot of people I 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:52.200 need to come back to life, so. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:58.600 I can't funk that I'm gonna do prompt Oh okay, yeah, 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:03.200 so rumors on the street and I'm killing them now 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:08.600 for you that I can't read. And we're going to 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:14.840 do the teleprompter test live and in four K. What 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:16.199 is the rainbow scope? 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:20.720 Oh LGBT, yes, okay. 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:33.320 It's happen four Welcome to the big Ant National weather forecast. 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.080 As we head into the middle of the week, we 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:39.840 are seeing a storm system pushing west, which is already 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:43.119 bringing rain showers up in the Pacific Northwest and light 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:48.199 hail and sleep in the rockies. Moving across the eastern US, 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:50.520 the very cool areas are starting to retreat. 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:51.960 This is slow. 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.160 We have around fifty one New York City and although 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:59.800 there is still sunshine, in Atlanta, it is cool fifty two, 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:03.040 but it's getting warmer. In the central part of the 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:06.880 country we are starving between staying between fifty and sixty. 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:11.200 Now west, we are seeing some rain, cooler temperatures. Seattle 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:14.640 is hovering around forty nine and no head to put 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:17.200 or no need to put your suntan ltion on just yet. 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:21.440 A little more weather down in Florida, scattered storms out 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:25.040 in Orlando and Miami to some storms and quite powerful 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:29.119 later on in the evening. By Thursday, the storm system 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:32.800 will increase in risky, heavy rain and even large storms 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:36.240 across the southern hemisphere of Texas and going into Louisiana. 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:37.560 Baton rouge. 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:41.520 Okay, I want to try well now, I like watched 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.840 you read it, so I feel like it's like, no, yeah, 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:44.840 do a different one. 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:48.480 Oh my god, that was so funny. Honestly, if you 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:51.119 ever know your spirits lifted, just watched Drew. 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:51.920 Read out lot. 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:56.080 Okay, Oh my god, so embarrassing. What if I fuck 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:56.440 it up? 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:01.520 That's the same moment. 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:02.720 And don't fuck it up. 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:04.520 I'm so embarrassed that now I have a jewel in 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:06.040 my hand because I used to be the person who 0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:09.240 made fun of people so bad for But honestly, I've 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:11.119 never had advice in my life, and I need something. 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:16.479 What do you want me to do? Heroine? Let's use 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:18.639 this practice session to report on the life and passing 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:21.320 of Queen Elizabeth the Second of England. Her majesty ascended 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:27.000 to the you, but I was kind of eating mood. 0:19:28.520 --> 0:19:33.920 You kind of ate? Does this gotta be too slow? 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:37.320 Yeah, let's use this practice session to report on the 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:41.560 life and passing of Queen Elizabeth, the Second of England, 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:47.040 her majesty a seated or yeah to the throne at 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:51.119 the young age of twenty five. Though young and inexperienced 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:54.600 in the role, through hard work and determination, she managed 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:58.760 to visit every realm, some many times over. 0:19:58.640 --> 0:19:59.960 Every realm, what the fuck is you talking? 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:02.520 A while like, she would meet with the prime ministers 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:04.000 of her time regularly. 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:07.879 This must have been a curious situation, being privy to 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:12.360 sensitive while ensuring initial position. She continued in the fashion 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:15.040 through a total of fifteen prime ministers. 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:18.359 The Queen's role as head of state saw her acting 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:22.800 as diplomat and hostess to over one hundred and ten presidents. 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.560 This shit fucked. What the fuck are they talking about? 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:28.960 Fuck Queen Elizabeth, she can say, dad, because I don't. 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:30.160 Want to have sex, I want to fuck her. 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:33.359 What if you could bring someone to life but only 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:34.920 through the power of sex? 0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:40.720 Yeah? No, I mean I yeah, it's just not funny 0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:44.080 because we can listen to this. You literally can by 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:48.479 making babies. Ow you bring someone that I planting your 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:54.240 seed inside of a woman. Wow, they fucking made babies 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:59.040 in a test tube without sperm and I think without 0:20:59.160 --> 0:21:02.680 egg air a woman egg even and they made it 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:08.120 and it was secreting chemicals that made a test President, 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:12.440 Oh my fucking god, that made a pregnancy test positive, 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:14.920 like go off positive and it was there was no 0:21:15.359 --> 0:21:17.920 literally they like made the DNA and shit on its own. 0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:20.080 Wait, but is it growing a baby or it's just 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:23.200 that illegal, like wire bitch is just growing babies in potions? 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:27.480