Speaker 1: Did you No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome to emergency Intercom, where we get crazy.
Speaker 1: We do live things here, but we can also get serious.
Speaker 2: We can also make love and meaning meaning of the
Speaker 2: second Twisted world.
Speaker 1: You saw the diarrhea plane.
Speaker 3: The diarrhea dude? Aha?
Speaker 2: Wait, actually do have that video because I didn't watch
Speaker 2: it because I wanted to like react to it.
Speaker 1: So there was this airplane that was flying across the sea.
Speaker 1: It got two hours into their trip. I think they
Speaker 1: were taking flight out of Atlanta. Yeah, and two hours
Speaker 1: into their trip, someone was fighting fucking demons. Bro, like
Speaker 1: real fucking demon And when you see the video, you're
Speaker 1: gonna know what I was.
Speaker 3: Wait, is it there's a video?
Speaker 1: Not no, no, no, But like it was like it
Speaker 1: was two hours in the flight. This person like must
Speaker 1: have been like really down bad because like their butthole
Speaker 1: like it looked like it was spraying, like it the
Speaker 1: aisles were covered in human ship Like it looked like
Speaker 1: multiple people's sprayed feces everywhere. But it was so bad
Speaker 1: that like it was like splattered ship all down the
Speaker 1: hallway and they were like fucking running to the bathroom
Speaker 1: like spring the girl at the club that literally.
Speaker 3: This is gonna make you disdusted.
Speaker 1: Diarrhea plane.
Speaker 2: Ah, want to get it back?
Speaker 1: Diarrhea plane.
Speaker 3: Damn wait, I'm low key serving Olivia. Arger go right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the video.
Speaker 2: Wait, fewer discretion is advised.
Speaker 1: Oh there it is. Look it like goes all the
Speaker 1: way up the aisle and you see how far it goesuse.
Speaker 3: Salmonila, Like why are they shooting like that?
Speaker 1: I'm not putting it in the episode, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't show that. It's literally like turts. What's annoying?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 2: I really want but we can't insert that. But I
Speaker 2: really want to insert what I have on my phone
Speaker 2: right now because it's the craziest thing.
Speaker 5: I've never had this ship like that before.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, literally, what was going on?
Speaker 1: Like why were they spring? That's a vibe like.
Speaker 5: No way, that looks like peanut butter.
Speaker 1: We can put that in the episode.
Speaker 3: What's craziest.
Speaker 2: I literally was texting some friend before we went to
Speaker 2: a party and one of my friends was like, dude.
Speaker 3: I have such bad Dirhenna. I'm wearing a dress like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna shit on the floor. Girls, shit on the floor.
Speaker 3: In the club and I found.
Speaker 1: That, dude, those videos of just like the most random
Speaker 1: people that like look like they've done it for their
Speaker 1: entire life, where they just like shake a turd out
Speaker 1: of their pant leg and it just plops on the ground.
Speaker 2: Atay, wait a second, because is that like a common video.
Speaker 1: Because I've seen at least six videos just going around
Speaker 1: the internet where someone will like just like be standing
Speaker 1: up and drop a turd out of their pants and
Speaker 1: then just keep walking like nothing happened. And it's all
Speaker 1: like recordings of like security cameras where they're like recording
Speaker 1: like the turd falling out, and it's like it's so
Speaker 1: fucking funny. But yeah, just look up like security camera
Speaker 1: footage someone shitting inside my convenience store or something.
Speaker 2: That is so crazy because it just is such an
Speaker 2: animal instinctive put like you.
Speaker 3: Just have to poop, You naturally have to do those
Speaker 3: kind of things.
Speaker 2: And also, I don't know why my brain is going,
Speaker 2: but last night as I was falling asleep, I literally
Speaker 2: I was like, I sit here, maybe my projections of
Speaker 2: you being schizophrenic and losing your mind in the future
Speaker 2: are just me because that's where I'm headed. I don't
Speaker 2: know how to describe this. I was not high, I
Speaker 2: was not drunk. I was dead sober, falling asleep last night.
Speaker 2: And when I closed my eyes, I literally like I
Speaker 2: had a moment where I like felt my whole existence
Speaker 2: and I felt everything in my body.
Speaker 3: Like I felt my whole.
Speaker 2: Body and like like the weight of it and like everything.
Speaker 3: Moving through it.
Speaker 2: And then literally listen to this and then it was
Speaker 2: like you know those fucking stupid ass cameras.
Speaker 3: At award shows that like swing around Like I I
Speaker 3: like envisioned myself because I like my brain like three
Speaker 3: D scans projected.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like scanned my whole body and then like
Speaker 2: it was just like nothing like I was just like
Speaker 2: in like someone's like tumbler grid feed Like it was
Speaker 2: like so like like you know, like when everybody was
Speaker 2: obsessed with just like a white thing with like black lives,
Speaker 2: like I was there like it it was literally like
Speaker 2: in a video game where you're you walk too far
Speaker 2: outside of the world, so it's just like the three
Speaker 2: D like rendering, like it has to render out. That's
Speaker 2: what I felt like, and I it freaked me out.
Speaker 2: I immediately opened my eyes and then I just looked around.
Speaker 2: I was like okay, and then I grabbed my iPhone
Speaker 2: and I drowned myself in.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's the real problem is like once you
Speaker 1: realize like why you like okay, Like like when you
Speaker 1: start consciously thinking about why you picked up your phone
Speaker 1: or why you hit the puff bar, or why you
Speaker 1: turned on the TV or why you open your laptop
Speaker 1: like whatever, it is like once you start like locking
Speaker 1: in and thinking about the thoughts you had before that,
Speaker 1: that's how you crack the code, because like there's a
Speaker 1: reason why you want to dole your senses or like
Speaker 1: need that spike adopamine, and it's because your brain is
Speaker 1: thinking some thought that you don't like that you're running
Speaker 1: from in Once you stop running from those thoughts, that's
Speaker 1: when you unlock like superpowers, and I'm never gonna stop running.
Speaker 1: That's why my screen.
Speaker 2: Time is eighteen superpowers, Like I don't need that. That's
Speaker 2: the thing is like what it like, what are you
Speaker 2: going to gang? What are you going to gang?
Speaker 1: Literally? Okay, So you know like in ancient times, how
Speaker 1: they like demonize sex and made like sex like made
Speaker 1: everyone in the world still guilty about sex, Like you
Speaker 1: can't have sex without like being like a little guilty
Speaker 1: about it. What if instead of sex, the Catholic Church
Speaker 1: chose shitting? So everyone is just going around like I
Speaker 1: never do that. I don't have sex before marriage. I
Speaker 1: don't ship before.
Speaker 3: Marriage, ship before marriage.
Speaker 2: Well, girls do that. Girls don't poop until they die.
Speaker 2: When they die, they drop a huge load.
Speaker 3: And that's why my grandma. Look it up. Look it up.
Speaker 2: Girls coffins are bigger, their lower half becomes full of poop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy. My My grandma's coffin was like
Speaker 1: full of turds.
Speaker 3: Smelled so bad.
Speaker 1: That's why every funeral, woman funeral smells really bad.
Speaker 3: How many women's funerals have you been doing?
Speaker 1: Like thirty six? I go to the victims, I go
Speaker 1: to my victims funeral. You've seen the pictures and videos
Speaker 1: of me hanging out with Shawn Mendez going around.
Speaker 3: There's no you have never hung out with Shawn Mendes.
Speaker 1: Uh correction, I did. Let me find the pic. It
Speaker 1: was before Beyonce, before Toy, before Rainbow Sler be.
Speaker 5: His cloud Chaser album.
Speaker 2: I know, like what before you looking at the Masonic
Speaker 2: imagery and mister bast videos or.
Speaker 5: Let me see, let me.
Speaker 1: See, I'm listening to it to you. I air dropped it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to cancel that because it's taken you too long.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm actually gonna freak the funk.
Speaker 3: Hey, you need a new phone because yours is moving
Speaker 3: so slow.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: They unveiled the new iPhone today, so your phone is
Speaker 3: going slow. Guys, they're doing it.
Speaker 1: I guess they literally are bro your.
Speaker 3: Damn phone too. So your battery is There.
Speaker 1: Was an actual court case. There was an actual court
Speaker 1: case where like they're awarding people money because it was
Speaker 1: proven that Apple throttles batteries, like it's a real thing.
Speaker 3: That's okay, I's so bad about that.
Speaker 1: Here it is. There are me and Shane, Me and Sean.
Speaker 3: You, me and Shame.
Speaker 1: There is a picture of me and Sean. It was
Speaker 1: It's actually so funny, and I wouldn't fucking find it. Dude, Dude,
Speaker 1: I literally I cannot deal with my phone right now.
Speaker 1: This is like driving me insane. It was was it after.
Speaker 3: This look at araw on because it was in the
Speaker 3: air one.
Speaker 1: Do you have your No, it wasn't in the airline.
Speaker 1: Fuck you already know. So it's not even funny. To
Speaker 1: show you because.
Speaker 3: I don't think I know because it's being flocked.
Speaker 2: I'm asking you, like what it is, and you're saying
Speaker 2: it's not what I.
Speaker 3: Think it is.
Speaker 1: It is exactly what you think it is.
Speaker 3: Oh, then this is awkward.
Speaker 1: I here, I found it.
Speaker 3: I can when you make that face. But y'all are
Speaker 3: hanging out in that. It kind of looks like a
Speaker 3: fan interaction.
Speaker 1: I sent it to you.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is that's the second time Drew
Speaker 2: Phillips and Shawn Mendes have been in an airwan together.
Speaker 3: So something is happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Flash that one when I
Speaker 1: showed it, and then flash it when I showed you.
Speaker 1: But I think it should be coming in now. If
Speaker 1: you swipe them coming in hot.
Speaker 3: A hot off the presses. Is Drew Phillips being a creeper.
Speaker 5: I'm not getting it.
Speaker 3: You're going to jail.
Speaker 5: They're thro your phone.
Speaker 1: That's why this is too fucking much. This is so
Speaker 1: fucking much. I can't deal with you.
Speaker 3: I've had that phone for eighteen years.
Speaker 1: I know I'm getting the fifteen. But then I saw
Speaker 1: it and I was like, I think it's so depressed.
Speaker 1: I was like this ship is like, so mid this
Speaker 1: is what I was waiting for.
Speaker 3: Like, I'll let you buy this one off of me,
Speaker 3: and I'll buy the other one.
Speaker 1: Girl, No, you'll give that one.
Speaker 3: You'll get this for a discounted price.
Speaker 1: Can you stop filming me?
Speaker 3: Oh? You thought I was filming.
Speaker 2: You guys by my wildflower case? Do you know I
Speaker 2: have a case? Collaboration case came out?
Speaker 1: Have you seen have you seen that? Have you seen
Speaker 1: the spy animals that they've been dropping in like animals society, No,
Speaker 1: I'm being animal society society. You know, they have been
Speaker 1: making fake critters of like monkeys, of turtles, of birds,
Speaker 1: of fucking things. And these birds are like drones, and
Speaker 1: they like they drop them in these things and they
Speaker 1: lay eggs and the eggs are fucking cameras and then
Speaker 1: they record how other animals react in these monkeys, Like
Speaker 1: take this spy monkey. These monkeys take these spy monkeys
Speaker 1: in and they treat it as its own because they're
Speaker 1: like all this like hurt little monkey can't even do
Speaker 1: anything for itself, and they'll fucking one of them dropped
Speaker 1: it and it like died, and they made it just
Speaker 1: go still and die and they literally held like a
Speaker 1: funeral for this robot. I need to see this, and
Speaker 1: it was oh now all of a and no, I'm
Speaker 1: not showing you well I.
Speaker 2: Need to see it because it sounds like you're fucking
Speaker 2: making it up. Also, were they filming it and putting
Speaker 2: it on YouTube for profit? Because then we will really
Speaker 2: know the connection to monkeys and humans once monkeys start
Speaker 2: recording them giving food to people and money to people
Speaker 2: in best Buy.
Speaker 6: But disaster strikes an injured baby is a cause for concern.
Speaker 1: Oh you thought I was lying?
Speaker 3: No what it is?
Speaker 6: But and this liner seems to believe she's died. And
Speaker 6: then look then something extraordinary, how much look at them?
Speaker 1: It's like as all look they alost the funeral like
Speaker 1: does make me cry?
Speaker 6: I know, it's like oceanless spy creature as if it
Speaker 6: is a real baby.
Speaker 4: No cry, it's so obviously fake, stupid as monkey like
Speaker 4: well they reacts the dude when their own babies die.
Speaker 3: This has to be edited like to make it look
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Look they hug, they're so sad.
Speaker 6: A calm and contemplative mood descends on the colony.
Speaker 3: He's looking up at God. There's a god.
Speaker 1: We are there.
Speaker 3: God, nah, we're the devil.
Speaker 6: Yeah, quite accidentally, our spy creature is at the center
Speaker 6: of something.
Speaker 3: That is Wow, that actually made me tear up.
Speaker 1: Well, there's even more spy critters, Like it's really fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, stupid ass monkeys though, because that monkey.
Speaker 1: Looks obviously peg and the spy bird is hilarious. It
Speaker 1: like literally made me fucking scream. Oh yeah, this is
Speaker 1: a spy grub which is so od Like they made
Speaker 1: a fucking grub worm with a spy camera and the
Speaker 1: birds eat it.
Speaker 3: The birds eat it. They killed the fucking bird.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: Oh here's one. They made a spy pile of shit.
Speaker 1: This is just movie. It then rolls it like drops
Speaker 1: these cameras and then that bird. Look at the bird,
Speaker 1: did you see it? That's a spy bird?
Speaker 3: Like what is that? So they can like film film
Speaker 3: for film like Discovery Channel.
Speaker 1: You thought I was filming, you thought I was filming
Speaker 1: for her. But look, if you go through this subreddit,
Speaker 1: like there are.
Speaker 3: The thing is a lot of that footage kind of
Speaker 3: fucking sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't even use that.
Speaker 3: The footage are getting from the scot spy cameras aren't
Speaker 3: even good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the baby follow and then it started and
Speaker 1: the baby. The whole herd left the baby elephant behind
Speaker 1: and then was the baby like got stuck on the
Speaker 1: land because it's not allowed to go into the water
Speaker 1: because the first part is super muddy, so it just
Speaker 1: got left behind. And then the mom like forgot about
Speaker 1: him and then sprinted back and was like beating the
Speaker 1: ship out of him with its fucking trunk because it
Speaker 1: was like, don't ever leave my side again, and the
Speaker 1: mom like it was a learning lesson for both of
Speaker 1: them because it was like, I gotta look out for
Speaker 1: my baby. But elephants are like smart.
Speaker 3: When we walk into a store and there's rocks in.
Speaker 1: There, walk you start hitting me with a boat.
Speaker 3: But I do it centrally so I don't get in trouble.
Speaker 3: We get in trouble for fucking each other because I
Speaker 3: get to with your sister. We should take you to
Speaker 3: get a makeover, like I'm thinking, we.
Speaker 1: Get I don't need that because I'm already hot.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking for you, extinction.
Speaker 2: Laminate your eyebrows, perm your lashes, we can perm your mustache.
Speaker 2: Just sit correctly. No, you're not getting any We're not
Speaker 2: doing anything permanent.
Speaker 3: We can oh, we.
Speaker 2: Can get you lip blushing, though, we can get you
Speaker 2: lip blushing because your lips are permanently like overly pink.
Speaker 1: I mean that I need a facelift. I need there,
Speaker 1: I cream.
Speaker 3: You don't need anything, thank you. What you need to
Speaker 3: do is love yourself.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of people need that, but I
Speaker 2: can't be of service to everybody.
Speaker 3: What do I look like?
Speaker 1: Trible? I like I'm gonna start laughing like that. Wait,
Speaker 1: this is this is my impression of car no butches?
Speaker 5: What did you say?
Speaker 3: Oh, I get no bitches. I thought you would understand
Speaker 3: because I just sounded like is.
Speaker 5: That's not what I say, I get no bitches. That's
Speaker 5: not what I sound like.
Speaker 1: He's doing it.
Speaker 2: You're actually you're You're better at sounding like you than
Speaker 2: you sound normally.
Speaker 5: My name is ky, I get no bitches. That sounds
Speaker 5: like what you say.
Speaker 1: Name is Yeah, that's how you sounded.
Speaker 5: That's only the frog M.
Speaker 3: I need Jim Henson to come back to life so
Speaker 3: I can fuck it. There's a lot of people I
Speaker 3: need to come back to life, so.
Speaker 1: I can't funk that I'm gonna do prompt Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so rumors on the street and I'm killing them now
Speaker 1: for you that I can't read. And we're going to
Speaker 1: do the teleprompter test live and in four K. What
Speaker 1: is the rainbow scope?
Speaker 3: Oh LGBT, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: It's happen four Welcome to the big Ant National weather forecast.
Speaker 1: As we head into the middle of the week, we
Speaker 1: are seeing a storm system pushing west, which is already
Speaker 1: bringing rain showers up in the Pacific Northwest and light
Speaker 1: hail and sleep in the rockies. Moving across the eastern US,
Speaker 1: the very cool areas are starting to retreat.
Speaker 3: This is slow.
Speaker 1: We have around fifty one New York City and although
Speaker 1: there is still sunshine, in Atlanta, it is cool fifty two,
Speaker 1: but it's getting warmer. In the central part of the
Speaker 1: country we are starving between staying between fifty and sixty.
Speaker 1: Now west, we are seeing some rain, cooler temperatures. Seattle
Speaker 1: is hovering around forty nine and no head to put
Speaker 1: or no need to put your suntan ltion on just yet.
Speaker 1: A little more weather down in Florida, scattered storms out
Speaker 1: in Orlando and Miami to some storms and quite powerful
Speaker 1: later on in the evening. By Thursday, the storm system
Speaker 1: will increase in risky, heavy rain and even large storms
Speaker 1: across the southern hemisphere of Texas and going into Louisiana.
Speaker 1: Baton rouge.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to try well now, I like watched
Speaker 2: you read it, so I feel like it's like, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: do a different one.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was so funny. Honestly, if you
Speaker 3: ever know your spirits lifted, just watched Drew.
Speaker 1: Read out lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, so embarrassing. What if I fuck
Speaker 3: it up?
Speaker 1: That's the same moment.
Speaker 3: And don't fuck it up.
Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed that now I have a jewel in
Speaker 2: my hand because I used to be the person who
Speaker 2: made fun of people so bad for But honestly, I've
Speaker 2: never had advice in my life, and I need something.
Speaker 3: What do you want me to do? Heroine? Let's use
Speaker 3: this practice session to report on the life and passing
Speaker 3: of Queen Elizabeth the Second of England. Her majesty ascended
Speaker 3: to the you, but I was kind of eating mood.
Speaker 1: You kind of ate? Does this gotta be too slow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's use this practice session to report on the
Speaker 2: life and passing of Queen Elizabeth, the Second of England,
Speaker 2: her majesty a seated or yeah to the throne at
Speaker 2: the young age of twenty five. Though young and inexperienced
Speaker 2: in the role, through hard work and determination, she managed
Speaker 2: to visit every realm, some many times over.
Speaker 3: Every realm, what the fuck is you talking?
Speaker 2: A while like, she would meet with the prime ministers
Speaker 2: of her time regularly.
Speaker 7: This must have been a curious situation, being privy to
Speaker 7: sensitive while ensuring initial position. She continued in the fashion
Speaker 7: through a total of fifteen prime ministers.
Speaker 2: The Queen's role as head of state saw her acting
Speaker 2: as diplomat and hostess to over one hundred and ten presidents.
Speaker 3: This shit fucked. What the fuck are they talking about?
Speaker 3: Fuck Queen Elizabeth, she can say, dad, because I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to have sex, I want to fuck her.
Speaker 2: What if you could bring someone to life but only
Speaker 2: through the power of sex?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I mean I yeah, it's just not funny
Speaker 1: because we can listen to this. You literally can by
Speaker 1: making babies. Ow you bring someone that I planting your
Speaker 1: seed inside of a woman. Wow, they fucking made babies
Speaker 1: in a test tube without sperm and I think without
Speaker 1: egg air a woman egg even and they made it
Speaker 1: and it was secreting chemicals that made a test President,
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, that made a pregnancy test positive,
Speaker 1: like go off positive and it was there was no
Speaker 1: literally they like made the DNA and shit on its own.
Speaker 2: Wait, but is it growing a baby or it's just
Speaker 2: that illegal, like wire bitch is just growing babies in potions?
Speaker 1: Also randomly in a fucking just randomly. One day, we
Speaker 1: launched a nuclear warhead into the Pacific Ocean, like a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, maybe this week, maybe last week,
Speaker 1: see all of.
Speaker 2: This because like like I just don't want to like
Speaker 2: like where Like when I think if you are on
Speaker 2: your phone, I'm like, there's no way you go this,
Speaker 2: Like how do you use it?
Speaker 1: Like I just don't understand my superpower. I'm not even
Speaker 1: playing when I say that, it's it's no, that's not
Speaker 1: big news. That's real. We launched a nuclear warhead and
Speaker 1: it was a show of power because we're like, look,
Speaker 1: we got nuclear warheads that can reach all the way
Speaker 1: to fucking rush your wherever we need. The launches. Bitches,
Speaker 1: they don't fucking play And it made me patriotic for
Speaker 1: half a moment. I was like, don't fucking send ne
Speaker 1: expt me because we will blow you up.
Speaker 2: I think mister Beast is becoming war propaganda. He's becoming
Speaker 2: pro war propaganda.
Speaker 3: Is not.
Speaker 2: This started as a corner with two freaks who liked
Speaker 2: mister Beasts.
Speaker 3: Nowadays I'm starting to question where he stands.
Speaker 1: And mister Beasts, if you want to come onto the
Speaker 1: podcast and clear your name or your name, We're always
Speaker 1: here for you.
Speaker 2: But for now you were being punished because actually, okay, Also,
Speaker 2: if you want to fly me out to North Carolina
Speaker 2: first class only, don't play with me. I'm fuck him, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I fuck him, Yeah yeah, if I had to, yeah it.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: If I had to fuck him to see one of
Speaker 2: those explosions, one hundred percent, I do need to see
Speaker 2: one of those explosions. I'll fuck anyone in the crew
Speaker 2: except Nolan.
Speaker 1: Wait, Carl, Carl.
Speaker 2: I'm like, except Nolan except Carl. Wait, what's the one
Speaker 2: who we all think is like kind of fine, Chandler. Chandler,
Speaker 2: So now anyone in the Misser be screw except everyone
Speaker 2: except Chandler.
Speaker 1: Mister, and then there's Carl kind of freaks me the
Speaker 1: funk out like got some weirds.
Speaker 2: Also, like I don't know why I think it's okay
Speaker 2: to talk about living people our age to be Like.
Speaker 1: So if I had the yeah, because if someone did that. No, actually,
Speaker 1: if someone was doing that about me, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh I.
Speaker 3: Missed when people like hopefully said they wanted to fuck me.
Speaker 1: No, one's still no contributes on the reddit, Like where's
Speaker 1: the contributes?
Speaker 2: Like for me, the thing is, I think that actually happened,
Speaker 2: people would be pissed.
Speaker 1: So I'm giving people permission to literally come on the
Speaker 1: face of my picture.
Speaker 3: I need a snail trail across one of my picks personally.
Speaker 2: Like I need like someone to move it like a holographically.
Speaker 1: Baga City Boga.
Speaker 3: Ice cream for our first meal. Like I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I wanted ice cream like three nights ago. I want
Speaker 1: that a sweet Street. I want the one on Italian spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to come get ice cream after this?
Speaker 2: You just have to eat across the street. You just
Speaker 2: have to eat across the street from No.
Speaker 1: We found a good Okay, you're gonna eat at Sweet
Speaker 1: Fin and we're gonna eat at No. But we found
Speaker 1: this really good spot that is like a major key
Speaker 1: alert and they make the best Italian ice cream ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Italian like whatever they be calling it gelatto.
Speaker 1: Smoking, smoking on gelato.
Speaker 2: The next episode, the fattest blunt you've ever seen, and
Speaker 2: smoked the whole thing and then like pass out on
Speaker 2: screen just.
Speaker 3: To like traumatize a few people.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have to scratch my literally not gonna do
Speaker 1: Larry that, You're literally not.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna though a wait, why am I.
Speaker 1: Gonna type of questions?
Speaker 2: Okay, We're gonna answer some questions because we've never done
Speaker 2: that for our main episode, and we thought it'd be fun,
Speaker 2: Like just what is thinking?
Speaker 1: It's a vibe. It's a vibe.
Speaker 2: If the question don't provoke a funny answer, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: wish death upon whoever asked the question.
Speaker 1: It's a vibe.
Speaker 5: What's the best Fortnite season?
Speaker 1: Season one? Baby?
Speaker 2: The best season was with the theater, the outdoor theater
Speaker 2: when we all started first playing together.
Speaker 3: When you would land at the top, like that was
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 2: That was like Keith Fortnite, you had the automatic assault
Speaker 2: rifle with like the scope on it, like it literally
Speaker 2: was the best.
Speaker 3: And I'm so upset because I wasn't that.
Speaker 2: Good at playing it yet, and I wish I could
Speaker 2: play that now because bitch, I would be killing it.
Speaker 3: Y' y'all fucked up. It's too much.
Speaker 1: Now, y'all weren't fucking with Fortnite in the real good season.
Speaker 1: I mean, KAI might have, but just be like occurred
Speaker 1: the real season, like December thirty first, no, no, no, wait,
Speaker 1: let's actually find it because I have my very first
Speaker 1: win on camera.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, the last standing.
Speaker 1: That was peak Fortnite, like getting home from school and
Speaker 1: going upstairs into your bedroom or going to your bedroom
Speaker 1: and isolating for three hours and playing with your friends
Speaker 1: and fucking sucking dude. Everyone was so bad at Fortnite
Speaker 1: back then, like no one was good, and it was
Speaker 1: like that was was that was what made it fun.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like competing, like you were just trying to
Speaker 1: stay alive and you weren't trying to kill as many
Speaker 1: people as possible. You were literally just like that was
Speaker 1: a vibe, like just trying to stay alive and hiding
Speaker 1: in bushes until the final kill and trying to like
Speaker 1: trying your heart to get a kill because movement wasn't
Speaker 1: a thing yet.
Speaker 2: I didn't play when I was in high school because
Speaker 2: I was too busy getting home from school and then
Speaker 2: like banging your mama, which.
Speaker 3: Honestly, now that I look back at it is probably
Speaker 3: not good.
Speaker 1: Actually for me, it was after playing Fortnite, I was
Speaker 1: scored making your mama squirt juice. You're squirting, You're making
Speaker 1: your mama squre Did we create.
Speaker 3: The No, we did it, There's no way.
Speaker 2: Someone the other day said cream Team or sports Squad
Speaker 2: in front of me, and in my head, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, that's my saying, and I was like, we didn't
Speaker 3: make that up, Sport Squad, did you?
Speaker 1: Guys? I think I think we might have made it.
Speaker 1: I think I made up in like one of the
Speaker 1: first episodes. Yeah, like Cream Team or squirts Squad. But
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 3: Maybe we did it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, someone said it the other day and I
Speaker 2: was like, do you listen to the podcast, Like why
Speaker 2: are you saying that to me?
Speaker 1: Are you cream?
Speaker 5: I've only seen that of the podcast.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we I mean this this podcast low key
Speaker 2: gives squirt Squad Like.
Speaker 3: I don't think it serves Cream Team. We serve sure Squad.
Speaker 2: Like I'm trying to think of what podcasts would be
Speaker 2: like Cream Team theo Vonn's podcast, Yes is squirt Squad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's squat squad.
Speaker 1: Your team is like a doctor making a podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Boring, boring. I love you and I listened to you,
Speaker 1: but boring. Murder podcasts are killers. That's squirters.
Speaker 3: No, that's cream Team.
Speaker 1: They're squirting all over the place.
Speaker 3: No, they're like creaming.
Speaker 1: And it's like I said, this debate like dries up, like.
Speaker 3: Weird, Like they're murder podcasts are cream.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a squirt because it's like high
Speaker 1: energy and like, no.
Speaker 2: A squirt is like ludicrous, Like oh my god, I
Speaker 2: can't believe we just fucking squirted. So like a Theovon
Speaker 2: or like a US or like a Tricksy and Katia
Speaker 2: like those are like that's all squirting, but like cream
Speaker 2: is more like like it's all my fucking genes.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it's a squirt. You
Speaker 1: feel like it's a cream.
Speaker 3: We can move on, Yeah, we can agree to disagree.
Speaker 5: Next question, do you guys feel creatively fulfilled? What does
Speaker 5: that look like for you guys.
Speaker 1: Right now? Creatively fulfilled? Nor? There was like a moment
Speaker 1: where with the podcast, it was like all the creative
Speaker 1: I needed. But like everything, I'm growing and changing and
Speaker 1: it's just not like what I want it to be currently.
Speaker 1: But I'm hoping in the next few months the podcast
Speaker 1: becomes creatively fulfilling. Yeah, change is coming, and I hope
Speaker 1: it does become creatively fulfilling. However, podcast aside for me,
Speaker 1: I think like creating a show of some sort, or
Speaker 1: like creating a cartoon, like with original characters and all
Speaker 1: that is a vibe, or just like starting a brand
Speaker 1: that like like not thing because I suck at making clothing,
Speaker 1: but like starting a brand outside that can live outside
Speaker 1: of myself and like be on the shelf at like
Speaker 1: Target or Walmart and like for people to buy it
Speaker 1: and not know it's attached to me would be very creative.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, I think it's like brand.
Speaker 2: It's hard when your creative fulfillment has so much to
Speaker 2: do with your own person Like being a comedian and
Speaker 2: feeling creatively fulfilled. It's kind of difficult because this sounds girling.
Speaker 1: Girls can't be comedians.
Speaker 2: I was speaking for you, because like men can't like
Speaker 2: articulate their thoughts properly, so I was just really looking at.
Speaker 1: You, and girls have vagina, so they can't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like what am I going to tell the
Speaker 2: joke out of my pussy lips?
Speaker 3: I come on.
Speaker 2: But it's like hard as a comedian to feel creatively fulfilled,
Speaker 2: especially when it's not something I think we like turn
Speaker 2: on and off. I feel like we're constantly performing through
Speaker 2: day to day life, so it's hard to feel creatively
Speaker 2: fulfilled through that. In terms of just communicating or like
Speaker 2: doing the podcas because the podcast is so conversationalist. I
Speaker 2: do feel fulfilled by it when I walk away and
Speaker 2: I'm like, that was a really funny episode. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like literally get a high off of it. But sometimes
Speaker 2: it's hard to just always make a funny episode. But
Speaker 2: we are hopefully headed towards excited change, which don't fucking
Speaker 2: complain when you see change, because I'm gonna fucking slap
Speaker 2: you in the head.
Speaker 1: Big things coming.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like I I think it's just important to
Speaker 2: find other creative paths to feel fulfilled. Recently, I've been
Speaker 2: like really into taking like photos, and that's been like
Speaker 2: really fulfilling. Like I pulled out an old camera and
Speaker 2: I want to get back to like taking photos and
Speaker 2: like I went somewhere the other day and like drew
Speaker 2: and like red, like it's important to just like.
Speaker 1: Expand yeah, and I think, like another thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: this might be just like our experience, but like I know,
Speaker 1: when I'm like creating things and then I posted online,
Speaker 1: it immediately becomes just like so I'm exciting for me
Speaker 1: because like it becomes like a job. It becomes like
Speaker 1: a part of my job. Like so like if I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you're draw something, I don't know it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't share my drawings anymore because it literally
Speaker 2: takes away the magic. But it just makes it feel like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: what is this work? Like why am I adding this
Speaker 2: to like the person and business that.
Speaker 3: Is me online?
Speaker 2: It's nice to just have those things and reserve them
Speaker 2: for myself and then every now and then post it
Speaker 2: so all my mutuals and friends can be like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, did you draw that? And I'm like, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 2: I bet you didn't know I was sexy? Funny, can draw?
Speaker 2: Can suck dig like a fucking beast.
Speaker 1: It's like a didn't out of a car door. Bit.
Speaker 3: I need to stop, Like I make way too many
Speaker 3: sex jokes.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I feel more open about their sex life,
Speaker 2: like I'm just here for the girl.
Speaker 5: Next question, can you tell us your most Oh my god,
Speaker 5: I just realized whenever we've done a Q and A,
Speaker 5: I've listened to it back and I start every question
Speaker 5: with and I want to blow my brains down. I
Speaker 5: just realized I was.
Speaker 1: Doing how you're beautiful?
Speaker 3: That's okay, I say, like today.
Speaker 5: Though, actually yes, I'm not even I feel like you're
Speaker 5: lying because I saw my reflection on the way out
Speaker 5: and I was like.
Speaker 1: I literally saw him and I was like, what is different?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, he's got a little stubble.
Speaker 3: Have you ever thought about growing in a mustache?
Speaker 5: When I met ID?
Speaker 3: Does yours grow pretty thick? Or is it like a
Speaker 3: thinner mustache?
Speaker 5: It's like in between. I feel like it's neither thin
Speaker 5: or very thick growing out for us.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like, imagine you with a mustache.
Speaker 1: Right now, do it and then post it online and
Speaker 1: watch the girls go crazy.
Speaker 5: Okay? Can you can you tell us your most common
Speaker 5: intrusive thought?
Speaker 1: Kill myself, kill calm or common?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's death?
Speaker 1: No, like consuming, Like I need to watch a plane
Speaker 1: crash right.
Speaker 2: Now, like I need terror, terror terror, terror terror nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
Speaker 3: But you know what I think it is.
Speaker 2: I've said this before, but I think it was growing
Speaker 2: up so depressed and like still having like.
Speaker 3: It's that's such a depressing answer.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mine is also like if I'm holding a baby to
Speaker 1: like push a soft spot, like I'm like, I need
Speaker 1: to fucking kill this baby. I need to rip it.
Speaker 1: Limb for limb.
Speaker 2: I guess my most intrusive thought is I crush his car.
Speaker 2: If I'm next to someone who I have any sort
Speaker 2: of love for, I want to like pinch them or
Speaker 2: like punch their arm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it has been like attempting to poke my
Speaker 1: belt hoole recently, but like out of love and like
Speaker 1: it hasn't quite got there yet, but like the day
Speaker 1: it happens will be like very magical for both of us.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's such a bad habit, like if
Speaker 2: I'm close to someone, this only happens on the stairs.
Speaker 2: This sounds so bad, like me saying this, but like
Speaker 2: our friend group is like very like this, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's it sounds so bad, but I love
Speaker 2: like going to touch someone's like butt cheeks or like yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: I literally just will walk by and grab your ass.
Speaker 1: It's like funny. Yeah, if someone else did it to me,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, literally, what you're attacking me?
Speaker 3: But it's just like it's so funny.
Speaker 2: I think it ties back into us thinking like sexual
Speaker 2: stuff is really funny. But like I love pinching like
Speaker 2: my friend's asses, And that's my intrusive thought. Like if
Speaker 2: somebody's asses in my face, I'm like I need to
Speaker 2: poke their fucking butt right that.
Speaker 1: Actually I was gonna say, like one of my intrusive
Speaker 1: thoughts this isn't me joking, is like when I'm like
Speaker 1: talking to you, Like every time I'm talking to I
Speaker 1: like whant to grab your boobs and like be like
Speaker 1: Hong Kong, like I went on honk your boobs.
Speaker 3: Like you'll like reach out to you. I'm like, hello,
Speaker 3: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Literally to go on Hong Kong Kong Koe.
Speaker 3: We talk like this and then we're like why do
Speaker 3: people think we puck? Why do people think we actually
Speaker 3: have sex and stuff and whatnot?
Speaker 1: All right, next question tits are asked. I'm more of
Speaker 1: an ass man myself, but like boobs and bon bons
Speaker 1: can like do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could get down with.
Speaker 1: Some bond bonds or bronzing.
Speaker 3: Why why put between those two?
Speaker 1: Which one bon bons are bronzing for me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bronzon probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd say, I don't know that I.
Speaker 2: Care about bon bonds, like because I have boobs, So
Speaker 2: I'm like, why why do you need tits too?
Speaker 1: If I woke up in a woman's body, you.
Speaker 3: Would want G size tits And.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the sizings.
Speaker 2: Go gus, humongous, A B C, shouble D, triple D
Speaker 2: e f G the cock destroyers.
Speaker 5: Actually a question that says, if you guys woke up
Speaker 5: in your opposite bodies, what's the first thing that you
Speaker 5: would do?
Speaker 3: Go outside?
Speaker 1: I would touch grass. I would give.
Speaker 2: His body a new experience and go the fuck outside,
Speaker 2: shock his system, drink some water. I would fully just
Speaker 2: shock his system, wake up, have a green juice, drink water.
Speaker 1: I would shoot my arm up with heroin and take
Speaker 1: a video of me doing it and post it on
Speaker 1: my ig story and say like, this is the new me.
Speaker 3: But make it block my parents from saying it.
Speaker 1: Everyone. Yeah, I'd ruin your life.
Speaker 3: I mean, actually, I could spin that for me. I
Speaker 3: could make that really good for me.
Speaker 1: You know, like you would be addicted and it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be fun.
Speaker 2: No, But then I could spin it for me and
Speaker 2: like be like, guys, I really need help, and then
Speaker 2: start to go fund me but then use the money
Speaker 2: to buy.
Speaker 1: Yes, you would do good things for each other. I
Speaker 1: would shoot up with heroin and you'd make me touch.
Speaker 2: Ground, and I would like make you healthy, So perfect combination.
Speaker 1: If I woke up in Kai's body, I would look
Speaker 1: in the mirror and say, I love you, oh, because
Speaker 1: I feel like you need to love yourself a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I woke up in body, I would get
Speaker 2: rid of all the mirrors in my home.
Speaker 1: Because because they broke because you looked at them.
Speaker 5: Next question, what do you imagine you would be doing
Speaker 5: if your paths had never crossed and you never met
Speaker 5: each other?
Speaker 1: I would legitimately be like addicted to drugs in a
Speaker 1: crazy way, like and that's not even like I was
Speaker 1: going down such a dark path and I will probably
Speaker 1: never be ready to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Do you think I had anything to do with your
Speaker 2: trajectory on that though?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: But if we just like didn't have aspirations to move in.
Speaker 1: If we didn't even know each other, like I would
Speaker 1: probably not be doing the Internet and doing heavy drugs
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: I I think I would probably still be here, just
Speaker 2: like maybe not as happy because I don't think like
Speaker 2: if I didn't meet you, like because I met Christian
Speaker 2: than you then everybody, but like meeting you at that
Speaker 2: first show is kind of what roped me in because
Speaker 2: when I went there, I felt so awkward and didn't
Speaker 2: speak to anybody.
Speaker 3: So if I didn't meet you, I probably would have
Speaker 3: done that.
Speaker 1: I was literally love at first sight. Yeah, like not
Speaker 1: even like not even joking.
Speaker 2: It was like we immediately clicked so well, except I
Speaker 2: thought I was going to marry you, like not actually,
Speaker 2: but like, oh you're taking that straight to your head.
Speaker 2: There is not a single person who I'm friends with
Speaker 2: who at one point I wasn't like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: But for me, for you, with me, it was like
Speaker 1: deeper than Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: I would still be in LA but.
Speaker 2: And honestly, like it sounds annoying to say, but I
Speaker 2: probably still be here with a podcast, but like I
Speaker 2: would probably be doing it alone with the Chamberlain, with
Speaker 2: Ember Ember Chamberlain yeah, I'd probably just be like Dolo
Speaker 2: doing the same thing and just like wanting to kill myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so my life wouldn't fucking change.
Speaker 1: No, I have this really really unethical documentary that like,
Speaker 1: if I created, I wouldn't be able to tie my
Speaker 1: name to. And I'm not going to give you the
Speaker 1: rundown because you will think I'm a fucking monster. But
Speaker 1: it kind of ties into like I would probably be
Speaker 1: documenting my life as a drug addict low key, which
Speaker 1: is a vibe and someone should do.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, all right, I got pretty pretty dark
Speaker 5: there at the end. Andy, what was the experience like
Speaker 5: filming with Brat TV?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll take this.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever talked about this. Have I
Speaker 3: talked about this?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So documentary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you don't know, that's like not even
Speaker 2: a joke. Like the reason I did that Brat series
Speaker 2: isn't because I was aspiring to be a fucking actress
Speaker 2: with Brat TV, although I would like to pursue acting
Speaker 2: maybe when I'm like forty two, because I do.
Speaker 3: Love being on camera, But right now it makes me
Speaker 3: when I Gail mys up Yoh maybe why I nail
Speaker 3: thys up.
Speaker 2: Basically, I had always made fun of Brat TV. I
Speaker 2: thought it was like really funny, like low quality production.
Speaker 2: I me and Josh I got the offer to do it,
Speaker 2: and then I like pulled Josh aside and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, it'd be so funny to film
Speaker 2: behind the scenes and make like a mockumentary of like
Speaker 2: just like every famous person has like, oh this thing
Speaker 2: like like like the camera always starts here and they're like,
Speaker 2: what's your name?
Speaker 3: Like what are you doing? Like what's the journey you're
Speaker 3: about to go on?
Speaker 2: And that was kind of like I wanted to make
Speaker 2: a mockumentary style thing about like a young influencer who
Speaker 2: was really convinced that they were about to fucking win
Speaker 2: an Emmy off this really shitty show. And Josh came
Speaker 2: with me every day to sit like I sat. I
Speaker 2: said I would do it if they let me bring Josh,
Speaker 2: and I told him I was gonna be vlogging for
Speaker 2: my YouTube channel. They said yes because they were like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna promote the show. And Josh came with me
Speaker 2: to set like almost every other day and we would
Speaker 2: just like film bits like the first day I was there,
Speaker 2: my car got towed and like we did like a
Speaker 2: whole funny bit over it of like me being like
Speaker 2: just delusional taking like an.
Speaker 3: Uber black to the towing place just whatever, like shit
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Like young Blood was in the show and we got
Speaker 2: a really funny clip of me going up to him
Speaker 2: and like my like character thought it was lil Zan
Speaker 2: and I kept.
Speaker 3: Calling him lil Zan and I was like little.
Speaker 2: San is here, like holy fuck, like whatever, and it
Speaker 2: was just like me being delusional. Like in the kissing scene,
Speaker 2: we have like shots of me like doing the kiss
Speaker 2: and then pushing the guy off of me another it
Speaker 2: was for work.
Speaker 3: Don't be like that. It was for work. Don't be
Speaker 3: like that. This happens every time.
Speaker 2: I didn't say where I kissed him, so it doesn't count.
Speaker 3: Drug gets really jealous. Oh but yeah, like it's just.
Speaker 2: Like me like running, Yeah, I'm yours now, That's all
Speaker 2: that matters. It doesn't matter how many people I fucked
Speaker 2: and screwed and like made squirt or shaking.
Speaker 1: I saw this really delusional TikTok. Actually not keep going
Speaker 1: because I will lose this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like a clip of like after like
Speaker 3: I kissed him for the scene, like me pushing him
Speaker 3: off and like running to the bathroom and like throwing
Speaker 3: up and being like, dude, he's so disgusting, Like he's
Speaker 3: not even like he's not he doesn't even have an
Speaker 3: imb d yet I can't believe I just kissed that fucker,
Speaker 3: Like what are just stupid shit like that? But what
Speaker 3: happened is while I was filming, because I'm such an EmPATH,
Speaker 3: I literally fell in love with like the production team there.
Speaker 3: Like I just was meeting all.
Speaker 2: These people, and like it really had me thinking about
Speaker 2: it actually was such a good experience for me because
Speaker 2: I'm so easily like, oh, you're corny, you're cringey, whatever,
Speaker 2: But meeting all those people on all these people have
Speaker 2: aspirations to make something like quote unquote better and this
Speaker 2: is kind of their like jumping platform, or some of
Speaker 2: them just genuinely enjoy making like content like this that
Speaker 2: is for like younger audiences, and they like enjoy being
Speaker 2: a part of the team and they love their job.
Speaker 2: And I just got so close to everyone on set.
Speaker 2: And it didn't help that I was going through like
Speaker 2: a breakup at the time, so I was like really
Speaker 2: emotionally charged, and all these people kind of knew about
Speaker 2: it because I was just like in such a hard
Speaker 2: like in the It was like such a tumultuous time
Speaker 2: actually when I think about it, But I literally loved
Speaker 2: the whole crew. I just like fell in love with
Speaker 2: everybody on the set.
Speaker 3: And oh my god, you're such a jealous bastard. It
Speaker 3: was four years ago, like get over it. But yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I just never.
Speaker 2: Used any of the documentation that we got. We never
Speaker 2: cut it into anything, We never did anything with it.
Speaker 2: I really watched the Yeah, we never looked at the footage,
Speaker 2: and I think, so, Josh, do you still have It's
Speaker 2: here me talking to the bathroom, any bathroom.
Speaker 3: I think he still has it. Josh was really good
Speaker 3: with saving and like everything he does.
Speaker 1: He has like like actually the last like six years
Speaker 1: of us document like in a very heavy way. And
Speaker 1: we were watching clips from like when we all first
Speaker 1: started filming together, and it's crazy, like how much we've
Speaker 1: all changed. Like you and Josh haven't really changed much
Speaker 1: like visually, like appearance wise, but like me and Christian
Speaker 1: like look like crazy, like I was still in my
Speaker 1: like twink arc. I'm not a fucking twink. Someone say,
Speaker 1: you're still No, I'm not a fucking twink bitch. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm like an otterer.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was gonna say like, oh, you're cute, You're cute, mean,
Speaker 9: thank you, But yeah, we never did anything with it,
Speaker 9: and I just like let it rock and I was like,
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna like make fun of this thing. That
Speaker 9: also I committed so much time too, and then that
Speaker 9: had me thinking too, I'm like, it's like, as I
Speaker 9: grow older, I'm like, I can make fun of something
Speaker 9: as much as I want, but if I find enjoyment
Speaker 9: of it, then I am just being prideful and just
Speaker 9: mental for no reason. And it's okay to be a
Speaker 9: part of things that I don't worship as top tier art.
Speaker 3: And yeah, that's my overly long answer.
Speaker 2: It was really fun actually being with Denzel too, Like
Speaker 2: me and Denzel became like good friends via that. Okay,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Hey, no, Denzel doesn't like the girls.
Speaker 5: Like always coming back.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think you do.
Speaker 1: Next question, next question.
Speaker 3: Next and last question.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm trying to find another one.
Speaker 3: Find a juicye one.
Speaker 2: Kai.
Speaker 3: It's all up to you. If you don't find a
Speaker 3: good one, You're gonna destroy the bie.
Speaker 1: Kai. If your middle name was Bella, it would be
Speaker 1: Kai Bella.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's good. Okay, I'm really struggling to find
Speaker 5: a lot of these say do it for a lot
Speaker 5: of them say kaream team or scol squad.
Speaker 3: You guys are crazy. But that's what a.
Speaker 1: Lot of them say. Kai is beautiful because they're telling
Speaker 1: the truth.
Speaker 3: I would question that too. So if I was asked
Speaker 3: a question, I would be like, is Kai beautiful?
Speaker 2: And the answer woul probably be like no beautiful song word.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: When I look in the mirror, they like they break.
Speaker 1: Jarring, jarring, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Kai knows he's attractive. You have to know you're an
Speaker 2: attractive man.
Speaker 5: I genuinely do not think that, Like I really am
Speaker 5: I'm being I'm not just being humble when I say this.
Speaker 5: It's I think it's a meme that people are like,
Speaker 5: you know what I.
Speaker 2: Mean, like people because you're an attractive person. Yeah you're hot, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're an attractive man.
Speaker 3: I'm not friends with ugly people. So about that, Hello,
Speaker 3: you're right there, But I guess you're an employee.
Speaker 5: So just like frantically trying to find a question, said,
Speaker 5: you're right there.
Speaker 3: So you are friends with Ugly, I'm friends with the Monza.
Speaker 3: That's a mob bar true.
Speaker 5: When album drop? When's the album dropping?
Speaker 1: So I've been working on it for like what like
Speaker 1: six years now. It is really my magnum opis. It's
Speaker 1: like potentially the greatest thing I've ever.
Speaker 3: Created, magnum o penis.
Speaker 1: It might never see the light of day. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't think Ears are deserving for It's definitely ahead of
Speaker 1: its time, and like if I dropped it now, it
Speaker 1: would flop. People wouldn't fuck with it, but in fifteen
Speaker 1: years they'd be like damn. He was like really creating
Speaker 1: shit for the future. Like people just wouldn't understand it now.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, do I drop it now or do
Speaker 1: I wait ten to fifteen years and drop it thin
Speaker 1: when it's like when the Ears are ready. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm struggling with, Like do I want to be cool
Speaker 1: now or do I want to be cool in the future.
Speaker 5: I heard it and it's insane. Yeah, like I can't
Speaker 5: enjoy music anymore. Yeah, because I'm always comparing everything to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I feel the same way I'm not
Speaker 1: even be humble about it. It really is. Okay, should
Speaker 1: we do Drew sign up corner? Yeah, I'll only give
Speaker 1: them three today. Um the inventor of celery be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I wish I could bite water with hair in it.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: I'm so freaking excited for autism, Like beautiful orange and
Speaker 1: red leaves everywhere. Uh yes, And pumpkin spice lattes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: The other day I had my first meal was a
Speaker 2: pumpkin spice latte and oysters and a cigarette.
Speaker 3: So yeah, and cigarettes. So if you're wondering how my
Speaker 3: cuci taste, it tastes like Chernobyl.
Speaker 1: People died. He only misses me because I could suck
Speaker 1: a DNT out of a car door.
Speaker 3: Damn for real, send that to me please.
Speaker 1: I hate cheap ass toilet paper. I just fingered my asshole.
Speaker 1: Ya knows everything until I ask her what's that smell?
Speaker 3: That was a good one.
Speaker 1: Y'all are eating discharge, like, oh she got that wet
Speaker 1: webon No, you are eating cream a mushroom. That's discharge, babe.
Speaker 1: Oh and then this one, this one is mid No,
Speaker 1: I'm not even I need to know it's stupid. Social
Speaker 1: media is only social media only toxic to miserable people.
Speaker 1: I'm having a ball on this, bitch.
Speaker 3: It's literally true.
Speaker 1: Like y'all need to just fucking relax a little bit.
Speaker 1: We need Tumblr to come back because we need that
Speaker 1: echo chamber of everyone just yelling at each other and
Speaker 1: it needs to be just there.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to find this one that I have.
Speaker 2: Okay, so here is Oh, well, we like can't put
Speaker 2: that he would be pissed.
Speaker 1: We can ask him, well.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think maybe I read this, but I'll add
Speaker 2: to sye oup corner. I offered you five hits from
Speaker 2: my elf bar. He offered you twenty, and that's why
Speaker 2: you chose him. But what you didn't know was that
Speaker 2: he had five hundred puffs left and I had only five.
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: What the hell makes you think? It's actually really deep?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So should we get into media? Okay, I guess so
Speaker 1: you have no dice, a barely lit path, one o
Speaker 1: tricks point never.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 1: I listened to finally, and I could listen to it
Speaker 1: all the way through, and I did cry, but it
Speaker 1: felt good. Wash. What's that fucking song Texas song Dead Brother,
Speaker 1: Driving Up and down the Street.
Speaker 10: Slow Dive, Yes, Slow Dive, Roving Roving, Yes, that song
Speaker 10: slow Yeah, listen to that fucking song star Yes.
Speaker 1: Also, I saw a video of the dad of an
Speaker 1: interview of a dad of the dad. Oh, I saw
Speaker 1: a video of the lead in Slow Dive talking about
Speaker 1: how he has like a twelve year old daughter that
Speaker 1: like had no idea what music he made and just
Speaker 1: thought he was in an old, lame band and that
Speaker 1: was it. But then his daughter started like realizing her
Speaker 1: friends have been listening to Slow Dive a little bit,
Speaker 1: and it was just like a cute moment for him
Speaker 1: and his daughter because now she's like interested in his work.
Speaker 1: And she always was like this shit's bullshit. You're in
Speaker 1: a shitty band.
Speaker 3: Well, I wish my dad was in Slow Dive.
Speaker 1: Hello. Yeah, so you're like on the podcast right now, mom,
Speaker 1: And I was curious if I should come back home
Speaker 1: to Texas in like a week or so. No, Drew,
Speaker 1: shut up, I can't talk right now.
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 1: That's a fun game we played.
Speaker 5: I don't know, are you about to cry? She seems serious.
Speaker 1: That's a fun now, it's like fun for true.
Speaker 5: Do you want me to cut that?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 3: Just like? Should we stop?
Speaker 5: Do you take a break?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Oh he's rebooting, just kidding, welcome back, Heay.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna get back into media. Guy, sorry for that?
Speaker 1: What happened? What are you sorry for?
Speaker 3: Nothing? Nothing happened. She just your mom called and said
Speaker 3: she loved you and then hung up on you. But
Speaker 3: because she was so overpowered, she was proud of you.
Speaker 1: And really, that's fucking weird. She never says that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish I remembered that.
Speaker 2: Fuck remember that mine is long hot summer, the Style Council.
Speaker 3: And that's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: Turn style, I'm so hot, grind my whole problems, JT Money,
Speaker 2: and honestly spin about you by Drake.
Speaker 1: I'm so high right now, I'm in.
Speaker 3: I'm so fucking high.
Speaker 1: Alright, Bye bye See on Patreon
Speaker 5: M H