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Speaker 1: Did you No no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome to emergency Intercom, where we get crazy.

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Speaker 1: We do live things here, but we can also get serious.

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Speaker 2: We can also make love and meaning meaning of the

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Speaker 2: second Twisted world.

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Speaker 1: You saw the diarrhea plane.

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Speaker 3: The diarrhea dude? Aha?

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Speaker 2: Wait, actually do have that video because I didn't watch

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Speaker 2: it because I wanted to like react to it.

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Speaker 1: So there was this airplane that was flying across the sea.

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Speaker 1: It got two hours into their trip. I think they

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Speaker 1: were taking flight out of Atlanta. Yeah, and two hours

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Speaker 1: into their trip, someone was fighting fucking demons. Bro, like

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Speaker 1: real fucking demon And when you see the video, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna know what I was.

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Speaker 3: Wait, is it there's a video?

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Speaker 1: Not no, no, no, But like it was like it

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Speaker 1: was two hours in the flight. This person like must

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Speaker 1: have been like really down bad because like their butthole

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Speaker 1: like it looked like it was spraying, like it the

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Speaker 1: aisles were covered in human ship Like it looked like

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Speaker 1: multiple people's sprayed feces everywhere. But it was so bad

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Speaker 1: that like it was like splattered ship all down the

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Speaker 1: hallway and they were like fucking running to the bathroom

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Speaker 1: like spring the girl at the club that literally.

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Speaker 3: This is gonna make you disdusted.

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Speaker 1: Diarrhea plane.

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Speaker 2: Ah, want to get it back?

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Speaker 1: Diarrhea plane.

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Speaker 3: Damn wait, I'm low key serving Olivia. Arger go right now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the video.

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Speaker 2: Wait, fewer discretion is advised.

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Speaker 1: Oh there it is. Look it like goes all the

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Speaker 1: way up the aisle and you see how far it goesuse.

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Speaker 3: Salmonila, Like why are they shooting like that?

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Speaker 1: I'm not putting it in the episode, Like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't show that. It's literally like turts. What's annoying?

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Speaker 4: Is?

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Speaker 2: I really want but we can't insert that. But I

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Speaker 2: really want to insert what I have on my phone

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Speaker 2: right now because it's the craziest thing.

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Speaker 5: I've never had this ship like that before.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, literally, what was going on?

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Speaker 1: Like why were they spring? That's a vibe like.

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Speaker 5: No way, that looks like peanut butter.

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Speaker 1: We can put that in the episode.

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Speaker 3: What's craziest.

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Speaker 2: I literally was texting some friend before we went to

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Speaker 2: a party and one of my friends was like, dude.

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Speaker 3: I have such bad Dirhenna. I'm wearing a dress like

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna shit on the floor. Girls, shit on the floor.

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Speaker 3: In the club and I found.

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Speaker 1: That, dude, those videos of just like the most random

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Speaker 1: people that like look like they've done it for their

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Speaker 1: entire life, where they just like shake a turd out

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Speaker 1: of their pant leg and it just plops on the ground.

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Speaker 2: Atay, wait a second, because is that like a common video.

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Speaker 1: Because I've seen at least six videos just going around

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Speaker 1: the internet where someone will like just like be standing

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Speaker 1: then just keep walking like nothing happened. And it's all

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Speaker 1: like recordings of like security cameras where they're like recording

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Speaker 1: like the turd falling out, and it's like it's so

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Speaker 1: fucking funny. But yeah, just look up like security camera

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Speaker 1: footage someone shitting inside my convenience store or something.

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Speaker 2: That is so crazy because it just is such an

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Speaker 2: animal instinctive put like you.

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Speaker 3: Just have to poop, You naturally have to do those

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Speaker 2: And also, I don't know why my brain is going,

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Speaker 2: I was like, I sit here, maybe my projections of

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Speaker 2: are just me because that's where I'm headed. I don't

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Speaker 2: And when I closed my eyes, I literally like I

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Speaker 3: Moving through it.

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Speaker 2: And then literally listen to this and then it was

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Speaker 3: At award shows that like swing around Like I I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like scanned my whole body and then like

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Speaker 2: what I felt like, and I it freaked me out.

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Speaker 2: I immediately opened my eyes and then I just looked around.

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Speaker 2: I was like okay, and then I grabbed my iPhone

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Speaker 2: and I drowned myself in.

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Speaker 1: That's like, that's the real problem is like once you

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Speaker 1: realize like why you like okay, Like like when you

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Speaker 1: like whatever, it is like once you start like locking

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Speaker 1: that's how you crack the code, because like there's a

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Speaker 1: need that spike adopamine, and it's because your brain is

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Speaker 1: thinking some thought that you don't like that you're running

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Speaker 1: from in Once you stop running from those thoughts, that's

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Speaker 1: when you unlock like superpowers, and I'm never gonna stop running.

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Speaker 1: That's why my screen.

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Speaker 2: Time is eighteen superpowers, Like I don't need that. That's

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Speaker 2: the thing is like what it like, what are you

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Speaker 2: going to gang? What are you going to gang?

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Speaker 1: Literally? Okay, So you know like in ancient times, how

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Speaker 1: they like demonize sex and made like sex like made

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Speaker 1: can't have sex without like being like a little guilty

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Speaker 1: about it. What if instead of sex, the Catholic Church

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Speaker 1: chose shitting? So everyone is just going around like I

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Speaker 1: never do that. I don't have sex before marriage. I

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Speaker 1: don't ship before.

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Speaker 3: Marriage, ship before marriage.

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Speaker 2: Well, girls do that. Girls don't poop until they die.

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Speaker 2: When they die, they drop a huge load.

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Speaker 3: And that's why my grandma. Look it up. Look it up.

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Speaker 2: Girls coffins are bigger, their lower half becomes full of poop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy. My My grandma's coffin was like

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Speaker 1: full of turds.

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Speaker 3: Smelled so bad.

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Speaker 1: That's why every funeral, woman funeral smells really bad.

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Speaker 3: How many women's funerals have you been doing?

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Speaker 1: Like thirty six? I go to the victims, I go

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Speaker 1: to my victims funeral. You've seen the pictures and videos

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Speaker 1: of me hanging out with Shawn Mendez going around.

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Speaker 3: There's no you have never hung out with Shawn Mendes.

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Speaker 1: Uh correction, I did. Let me find the pic. It

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Speaker 1: was before Beyonce, before Toy, before Rainbow Sler be.

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Speaker 5: His cloud Chaser album.

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Speaker 2: I know, like what before you looking at the Masonic

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Speaker 2: imagery and mister bast videos or.

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Speaker 5: Let me see, let me.

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Speaker 1: See, I'm listening to it to you. I air dropped it.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to cancel that because it's taken you too long.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm actually gonna freak the funk.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you need a new phone because yours is moving

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: They unveiled the new iPhone today, so your phone is

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Speaker 3: going slow. Guys, they're doing it.

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Speaker 1: I guess they literally are bro your.

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Speaker 3: Damn phone too. So your battery is There.

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Speaker 1: Was an actual court case. There was an actual court

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Speaker 1: case where like they're awarding people money because it was

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Speaker 1: proven that Apple throttles batteries, like it's a real thing.

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Speaker 3: That's okay, I's so bad about that.

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Speaker 1: Here it is. There are me and Shane, Me and Sean.

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Speaker 3: You, me and Shame.

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Speaker 1: There is a picture of me and Sean. It was

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Speaker 1: It's actually so funny, and I wouldn't fucking find it. Dude, Dude,

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Speaker 1: I literally I cannot deal with my phone right now.

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Speaker 1: This is like driving me insane. It was was it after.

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Speaker 3: This look at araw on because it was in the

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Speaker 1: Do you have your No, it wasn't in the airline.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you already know. So it's not even funny. To

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Speaker 3: I don't think I know because it's being flocked.

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Speaker 2: I'm asking you, like what it is, and you're saying

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Speaker 2: it's not what I.

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Speaker 3: Think it is.

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Speaker 1: It is exactly what you think it is.

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Speaker 3: Oh, then this is awkward.

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Speaker 1: I here, I found it.

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Speaker 3: I can when you make that face. But y'all are

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Speaker 3: hanging out in that. It kind of looks like a

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Speaker 1: I sent it to you.

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Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is that's the second time Drew

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Speaker 2: Phillips and Shawn Mendes have been in an airwan together.

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Speaker 3: So something is happening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Flash that one when I

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Speaker 1: But I think it should be coming in now. If

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Speaker 1: you swipe them coming in hot.

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Speaker 3: A hot off the presses. Is Drew Phillips being a creeper.

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Speaker 5: I'm not getting it.

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Speaker 3: You're going to jail.

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Speaker 5: They're thro your phone.

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Speaker 1: That's why this is too fucking much. This is so

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Speaker 1: fucking much. I can't deal with you.

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Speaker 3: I've had that phone for eighteen years.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm getting the fifteen. But then I saw

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Speaker 1: it and I was like, I think it's so depressed.

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Speaker 1: I was like this ship is like, so mid this

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Speaker 1: is what I was waiting for.

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Speaker 3: Like, I'll let you buy this one off of me,

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Speaker 3: and I'll buy the other one.

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Speaker 1: Girl, No, you'll give that one.

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Speaker 3: You'll get this for a discounted price.

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Speaker 1: Can you stop filming me?

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Speaker 3: Oh? You thought I was filming.

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Speaker 2: You guys by my wildflower case? Do you know I

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Speaker 2: have a case? Collaboration case came out?

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Speaker 1: Have you seen have you seen that? Have you seen

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Speaker 1: the spy animals that they've been dropping in like animals society, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm being animal society society. You know, they have been

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Speaker 1: making fake critters of like monkeys, of turtles, of birds,

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Speaker 1: of fucking things. And these birds are like drones, and

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Speaker 1: they like they drop them in these things and they

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Speaker 1: they record how other animals react in these monkeys, Like

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Speaker 1: take this spy monkey. These monkeys take these spy monkeys

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Speaker 1: like all this like hurt little monkey can't even do

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Speaker 1: it and it like died, and they made it just

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Speaker 6: But disaster strikes an injured baby is a cause for concern.

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Speaker 1: Oh you thought I was lying?

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Speaker 3: No what it is?

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Speaker 6: But and this liner seems to believe she's died. And

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Speaker 6: then look then something extraordinary, how much look at them?

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Speaker 1: It's like as all look they alost the funeral like

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Speaker 6: I know, it's like oceanless spy creature as if it

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Speaker 4: No cry, it's so obviously fake, stupid as monkey like

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Speaker 1: Look they hug, they're so sad.

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Speaker 6: A calm and contemplative mood descends on the colony.

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Speaker 3: He's looking up at God. There's a god.

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Speaker 1: We are there.

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Speaker 3: God, nah, we're the devil.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, quite accidentally, our spy creature is at the center

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Speaker 1: Well, there's even more spy critters, Like it's really fucking crazy.

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Speaker 3: The birds eat it. They killed the fucking bird.

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Speaker 1: Oh here's one. They made a spy pile of shit.

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Speaker 1: This is just movie. It then rolls it like drops

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Speaker 3: Like what is that? So they can like film film

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the baby follow and then it started and

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Speaker 3: When we walk into a store and there's rocks in.

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Speaker 3: But I do it centrally so I don't get in trouble.

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Speaker 3: get to with your sister. We should take you to

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Speaker 1: Get I don't need that because I'm already hot.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking for you, extinction.

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Speaker 2: Laminate your eyebrows, perm your lashes, we can perm your mustache.

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Speaker 2: Just sit correctly. No, you're not getting any We're not

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Speaker 1: I cream.

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Speaker 3: You don't need anything, thank you. What you need to

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Speaker 3: What do I look like?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I get no bitches. I thought you would understand

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Speaker 5: My name is ky, I get no bitches. That sounds

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Speaker 1: so rumors on the street and I'm killing them now

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Speaker 1: is the rainbow scope?

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Speaker 1: It's happen four Welcome to the big Ant National weather forecast.

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Speaker 1: As we head into the middle of the week, we

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Speaker 1: are seeing a storm system pushing west, which is already

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Speaker 1: the very cool areas are starting to retreat.

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Speaker 1: We have around fifty one New York City and although

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Speaker 2: Okay, I want to try well now, I like watched

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Speaker 2: you read it, so I feel like it's like, no, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was so funny. Honestly, if you

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Speaker 3: ever know your spirits lifted, just watched Drew.

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Speaker 1: Read out lot.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, so embarrassing. What if I fuck

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Speaker 1: That's the same moment.

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Speaker 3: And don't fuck it up.

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Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed that now I have a jewel in

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Speaker 3: What do you want me to do? Heroine? Let's use

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Speaker 3: this practice session to report on the life and passing

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Speaker 3: of Queen Elizabeth the Second of England. Her majesty ascended

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Speaker 2: life and passing of Queen Elizabeth, the Second of England,

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Speaker 2: in the role, through hard work and determination, she managed

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Speaker 3: Every realm, what the fuck is you talking?

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Speaker 2: A while like, she would meet with the prime ministers

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Speaker 3: This shit fucked. What the fuck are they talking about?

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Speaker 3: Fuck Queen Elizabeth, she can say, dad, because I don't.

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Speaker 1: Want to have sex, I want to fuck her.

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Speaker 2: What if you could bring someone to life but only

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I mean I yeah, it's just not funny

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Speaker 1: because we can listen to this. You literally can by

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Speaker 1: making babies. Ow you bring someone that I planting your

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Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, that made a pregnancy test positive,

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Speaker 2: that illegal, like wire bitch is just growing babies in potions?

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Speaker 1: Also randomly in a fucking just randomly. One day, we

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Speaker 2: This because like like I just don't want to like

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Speaker 2: like where Like when I think if you are on

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Speaker 2: your phone, I'm like, there's no way you go this,

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Speaker 2: Like how do you use it?

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Speaker 1: Like I just don't understand my superpower. I'm not even

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Speaker 1: playing when I say that, it's it's no, that's not

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Speaker 1: big news. That's real. We launched a nuclear warhead and

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Speaker 1: it was a show of power because we're like, look,

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Speaker 1: we got nuclear warheads that can reach all the way

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Speaker 1: to fucking rush your wherever we need. The launches. Bitches,

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Speaker 1: they don't fucking play And it made me patriotic for

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Speaker 1: half a moment. I was like, don't fucking send ne

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Speaker 1: expt me because we will blow you up.

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Speaker 2: I think mister Beast is becoming war propaganda. He's becoming

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Speaker 2: pro war propaganda.

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Speaker 3: Is not.

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Speaker 2: This started as a corner with two freaks who liked

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Speaker 2: mister Beasts.

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Speaker 3: Nowadays I'm starting to question where he stands.

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Speaker 1: And mister Beasts, if you want to come onto the

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Speaker 1: podcast and clear your name or your name, We're always

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Speaker 1: here for you.

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Speaker 2: But for now you were being punished because actually, okay, Also,

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Speaker 2: if you want to fly me out to North Carolina

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Speaker 2: first class only, don't play with me. I'm fuck him, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I fuck him, Yeah yeah, if I had to, yeah it.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 2: If I had to fuck him to see one of

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Speaker 2: those explosions, one hundred percent, I do need to see

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Speaker 2: one of those explosions. I'll fuck anyone in the crew

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Speaker 2: except Nolan.

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Speaker 1: Wait, Carl, Carl.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, except Nolan except Carl. Wait, what's the one

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Speaker 2: who we all think is like kind of fine, Chandler. Chandler,

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Speaker 2: So now anyone in the Misser be screw except everyone

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Speaker 2: except Chandler.

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Speaker 1: Mister, and then there's Carl kind of freaks me the

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Speaker 1: funk out like got some weirds.

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Speaker 2: Also, like I don't know why I think it's okay

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Speaker 2: to talk about living people our age to be Like.

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Speaker 1: So if I had the yeah, because if someone did that. No, actually,

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Speaker 1: if someone was doing that about me, I'd be like,

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Speaker 3: Missed when people like hopefully said they wanted to fuck me.

449
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: No, one's still no contributes on the reddit, Like where's

450
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: the contributes?

451
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 2: Like for me, the thing is, I think that actually happened,

452
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 2: people would be pissed.

453
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 1: So I'm giving people permission to literally come on the

454
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,639
Speaker 1: face of my picture.

455
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 3: I need a snail trail across one of my picks personally.

456
00:23:51,440 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 2: Like I need like someone to move it like a holographically.

457
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: Baga City Boga.

458
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 3: Ice cream for our first meal. Like I'm not even kidding.

459
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 1: I wanted ice cream like three nights ago. I want

460
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: that a sweet Street. I want the one on Italian spot.

461
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to come get ice cream after this?

462
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 2: You just have to eat across the street. You just

463
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,439
Speaker 2: have to eat across the street from No.

464
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: We found a good Okay, you're gonna eat at Sweet

465
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 1: Fin and we're gonna eat at No. But we found

466
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: this really good spot that is like a major key

467
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 1: alert and they make the best Italian ice cream ever.

468
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Italian like whatever they be calling it gelatto.

469
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: Smoking, smoking on gelato.

470
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 2: The next episode, the fattest blunt you've ever seen, and

471
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 2: smoked the whole thing and then like pass out on

472
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: screen just.

473
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 3: To like traumatize a few people.

474
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: Okay, I have to scratch my literally not gonna do

475
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: Larry that, You're literally not.

476
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna though a wait, why am I.

477
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: Gonna type of questions?

478
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 2: Okay, We're gonna answer some questions because we've never done

479
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 2: that for our main episode, and we thought it'd be fun,

480
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 2: Like just what is thinking?

481
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: It's a vibe. It's a vibe.

482
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 2: If the question don't provoke a funny answer, I'm gonna

483
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: wish death upon whoever asked the question.

484
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 1: It's a vibe.

485
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 5: What's the best Fortnite season?

486
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 1: Season one? Baby?

487
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: The best season was with the theater, the outdoor theater

488
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 2: when we all started first playing together.

489
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 3: When you would land at the top, like that was

490
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 3: the best.

491
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,719
Speaker 2: That was like Keith Fortnite, you had the automatic assault

492
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,360
Speaker 2: rifle with like the scope on it, like it literally

493
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 2: was the best.

494
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 3: And I'm so upset because I wasn't that.

495
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 2: Good at playing it yet, and I wish I could

496
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: play that now because bitch, I would be killing it.

497
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 3: Y' y'all fucked up. It's too much.

498
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: Now, y'all weren't fucking with Fortnite in the real good season.

499
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: I mean, KAI might have, but just be like occurred

500
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: the real season, like December thirty first, no, no, no, wait,

501
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 1: let's actually find it because I have my very first

502
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: win on camera.

503
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, the last standing.

504
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 1: That was peak Fortnite, like getting home from school and

505
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: going upstairs into your bedroom or going to your bedroom

506
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: and isolating for three hours and playing with your friends

507
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: and fucking sucking dude. Everyone was so bad at Fortnite

508
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: back then, like no one was good, and it was

509
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: like that was was that was what made it fun.

510
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: It wasn't like competing, like you were just trying to

511
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: stay alive and you weren't trying to kill as many

512
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: people as possible. You were literally just like that was

513
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: a vibe, like just trying to stay alive and hiding

514
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: in bushes until the final kill and trying to like

515
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: trying your heart to get a kill because movement wasn't

516
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,199
Speaker 1: a thing yet.

517
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 2: I didn't play when I was in high school because

518
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 2: I was too busy getting home from school and then

519
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: like banging your mama, which.

520
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 3: Honestly, now that I look back at it is probably

521
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 3: not good.

522
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: Actually for me, it was after playing Fortnite, I was

523
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: scored making your mama squirt juice. You're squirting, You're making

524
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: your mama squre Did we create.

525
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 3: The No, we did it, There's no way.

526
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 2: Someone the other day said cream Team or sports Squad

527
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 2: in front of me, and in my head, I was.

528
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 3: Like, that's my saying, and I was like, we didn't

529
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 3: make that up, Sport Squad, did you?

530
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: Guys? I think I think we might have made it.

531
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: I think I made up in like one of the

532
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: first episodes. Yeah, like Cream Team or squirts Squad. But

533
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe.

534
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 3: Maybe we did it.

535
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,959
Speaker 2: But yeah, someone said it the other day and I

536
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 2: was like, do you listen to the podcast, Like why

537
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 2: are you saying that to me?

538
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: Are you cream?

539
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 5: I've only seen that of the podcast.

540
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, we I mean this this podcast low key

541
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: gives squirt Squad Like.

542
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 3: I don't think it serves Cream Team. We serve sure Squad.

543
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 2: Like I'm trying to think of what podcasts would be

544
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: like Cream Team theo Vonn's podcast, Yes is squirt Squad.

545
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's squat squad.

546
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: Your team is like a doctor making a podcast.

547
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, like.

548
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 1: Boring, boring. I love you and I listened to you,

549
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: but boring. Murder podcasts are killers. That's squirters.

550
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 3: No, that's cream Team.

551
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: They're squirting all over the place.

552
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 3: No, they're like creaming.

553
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: And it's like I said, this debate like dries up, like.

554
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 3: Weird, Like they're murder podcasts are cream.

555
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a squirt because it's like high

556
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: energy and like, no.

557
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 2: A squirt is like ludicrous, Like oh my god, I

558
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 2: can't believe we just fucking squirted. So like a Theovon

559
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: or like a US or like a Tricksy and Katia

560
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: like those are like that's all squirting, but like cream

561
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 2: is more like like it's all my fucking genes.

562
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it's a squirt. You

563
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: feel like it's a cream.

564
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 3: We can move on, Yeah, we can agree to disagree.

565
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 5: Next question, do you guys feel creatively fulfilled? What does

566
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 5: that look like for you guys.

567
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: Right now? Creatively fulfilled? Nor? There was like a moment

568
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: where with the podcast, it was like all the creative

569
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: I needed. But like everything, I'm growing and changing and

570
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: it's just not like what I want it to be currently.

571
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: But I'm hoping in the next few months the podcast

572
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: becomes creatively fulfilling. Yeah, change is coming, and I hope

573
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: it does become creatively fulfilling. However, podcast aside for me,

574
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: I think like creating a show of some sort, or

575
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: like creating a cartoon, like with original characters and all

576
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: that is a vibe, or just like starting a brand

577
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: that like like not thing because I suck at making clothing,

578
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: but like starting a brand outside that can live outside

579
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: of myself and like be on the shelf at like

580
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: Target or Walmart and like for people to buy it

581
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: and not know it's attached to me would be very creative.

582
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, I think it's like brand.

583
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: It's hard when your creative fulfillment has so much to

584
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 2: do with your own person Like being a comedian and

585
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 2: feeling creatively fulfilled. It's kind of difficult because this sounds girling.

586
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: Girls can't be comedians.

587
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 2: I was speaking for you, because like men can't like

588
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 2: articulate their thoughts properly, so I was just really looking at.

589
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: You, and girls have vagina, so they can't you.

590
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like what am I going to tell the

591
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: joke out of my pussy lips?

592
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 3: I come on.

593
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 2: But it's like hard as a comedian to feel creatively fulfilled,

594
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: especially when it's not something I think we like turn

595
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: on and off. I feel like we're constantly performing through

596
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 2: day to day life, so it's hard to feel creatively

597
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 2: fulfilled through that. In terms of just communicating or like

598
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 2: doing the podcas because the podcast is so conversationalist. I

599
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: do feel fulfilled by it when I walk away and

600
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, that was a really funny episode. Yeah, I

601
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: like literally get a high off of it. But sometimes

602
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 2: it's hard to just always make a funny episode. But

603
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 2: we are hopefully headed towards excited change, which don't fucking

604
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: complain when you see change, because I'm gonna fucking slap

605
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 2: you in the head.

606
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: Big things coming.

607
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, like I I think it's just important to

608
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 2: find other creative paths to feel fulfilled. Recently, I've been

609
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 2: like really into taking like photos, and that's been like

610
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 2: really fulfilling. Like I pulled out an old camera and

611
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 2: I want to get back to like taking photos and

612
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: like I went somewhere the other day and like drew

613
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 2: and like red, like it's important to just like.

614
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: Expand yeah, and I think, like another thing. I mean,

615
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: this might be just like our experience, but like I know,

616
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: when I'm like creating things and then I posted online,

617
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: it immediately becomes just like so I'm exciting for me

618
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: because like it becomes like a job. It becomes like

619
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: a part of my job. Like so like if I like, yeah,

620
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: I know you're draw something, I don't know it.

621
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't share my drawings anymore because it literally

622
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 2: takes away the magic. But it just makes it feel like, oh, okay,

623
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 2: what is this work? Like why am I adding this

624
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 2: to like the person and business that.

625
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 3: Is me online?

626
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 2: It's nice to just have those things and reserve them

627
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 2: for myself and then every now and then post it

628
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 2: so all my mutuals and friends can be like, oh

629
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: my god, did you draw that? And I'm like, yeah, bitch,

630
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 2: I bet you didn't know I was sexy? Funny, can draw?

631
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 2: Can suck dig like a fucking beast.

632
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: It's like a didn't out of a car door. Bit.

633
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 3: I need to stop, Like I make way too many

634
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 3: sex jokes.

635
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I feel more open about their sex life,

636
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 2: like I'm just here for the girl.

637
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 5: Next question, can you tell us your most Oh my god,

638
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 5: I just realized whenever we've done a Q and A,

639
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 5: I've listened to it back and I start every question

640
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 5: with and I want to blow my brains down. I

641
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 5: just realized I was.

642
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: Doing how you're beautiful?

643
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 3: That's okay, I say, like today.

644
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 5: Though, actually yes, I'm not even I feel like you're

645
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 5: lying because I saw my reflection on the way out

646
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 5: and I was like.

647
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: I literally saw him and I was like, what is different?

648
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, he's got a little stubble.

649
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 3: Have you ever thought about growing in a mustache?

650
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 5: When I met ID?

651
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 3: Does yours grow pretty thick? Or is it like a

652
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 3: thinner mustache?

653
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 5: It's like in between. I feel like it's neither thin

654
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 5: or very thick growing out for us.

655
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like, imagine you with a mustache.

656
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: Right now, do it and then post it online and

657
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: watch the girls go crazy.

658
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 5: Okay? Can you can you tell us your most common

659
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 5: intrusive thought?

660
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: Kill myself, kill calm or common?

661
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's death?

662
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: No, like consuming, Like I need to watch a plane

663
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: crash right.

664
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: Now, like I need terror, terror terror, terror terror nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.

665
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 3: But you know what I think it is.

666
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 2: I've said this before, but I think it was growing

667
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: up so depressed and like still having like.

668
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 3: It's that's such a depressing answer.

669
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 8: Yeah.

670
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: Mine is also like if I'm holding a baby to

671
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: like push a soft spot, like I'm like, I need

672
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: to fucking kill this baby. I need to rip it.

673
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: Limb for limb.

674
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: I guess my most intrusive thought is I crush his car.

675
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 2: If I'm next to someone who I have any sort

676
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: of love for, I want to like pinch them or

677
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 2: like punch their arm.

678
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it has been like attempting to poke my

679
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: belt hoole recently, but like out of love and like

680
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: it hasn't quite got there yet, but like the day

681
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: it happens will be like very magical for both of us.

682
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 2: I feel like it's such a bad habit, like if

683
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 2: I'm close to someone, this only happens on the stairs.

684
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 2: This sounds so bad, like me saying this, but like

685
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 2: our friend group is like very like this, Like I

686
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 2: don't know, it's it sounds so bad, but I love

687
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: like going to touch someone's like butt cheeks or like yeah,

688
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: I mean.

689
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: I literally just will walk by and grab your ass.

690
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: It's like funny. Yeah, if someone else did it to me,

691
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: I'd be like, literally, what you're attacking me?

692
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 3: But it's just like it's so funny.

693
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 2: I think it ties back into us thinking like sexual

694
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 2: stuff is really funny. But like I love pinching like

695
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 2: my friend's asses, And that's my intrusive thought. Like if

696
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 2: somebody's asses in my face, I'm like I need to

697
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 2: poke their fucking butt right that.

698
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 1: Actually I was gonna say, like one of my intrusive

699
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: thoughts this isn't me joking, is like when I'm like

700
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: talking to you, Like every time I'm talking to I

701
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: like whant to grab your boobs and like be like

702
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: Hong Kong, like I went on honk your boobs.

703
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 3: Like you'll like reach out to you. I'm like, hello,

704
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 3: what are you doing?

705
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: Literally to go on Hong Kong Kong Koe.

706
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 3: We talk like this and then we're like why do

707
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 3: people think we puck? Why do people think we actually

708
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 3: have sex and stuff and whatnot?

709
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: All right, next question tits are asked. I'm more of

710
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: an ass man myself, but like boobs and bon bons

711
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: can like do it?

712
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could get down with.

713
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: Some bond bonds or bronzing.

714
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 3: Why why put between those two?

715
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: Which one bon bons are bronzing for me?

716
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, bronzon probably.

717
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd say, I don't know that I.

718
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 2: Care about bon bonds, like because I have boobs, So

719
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, why why do you need tits too?

720
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: If I woke up in a woman's body, you.

721
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,919
Speaker 3: Would want G size tits And.

722
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the sizings.

723
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:44,959
Speaker 2: Go gus, humongous, A B C, shouble D, triple D

724
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 2: e f G the cock destroyers.

725
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 5: Actually a question that says, if you guys woke up

726
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 5: in your opposite bodies, what's the first thing that you

727
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 5: would do?

728
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 3: Go outside?

729
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: I would touch grass. I would give.

730
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 2: His body a new experience and go the fuck outside,

731
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 2: shock his system, drink some water. I would fully just

732
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: shock his system, wake up, have a green juice, drink water.

733
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: I would shoot my arm up with heroin and take

734
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: a video of me doing it and post it on

735
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: my ig story and say like, this is the new me.

736
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 3: But make it block my parents from saying it.

737
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: Everyone. Yeah, I'd ruin your life.

738
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 3: I mean, actually, I could spin that for me. I

739
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 3: could make that really good for me.

740
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: You know, like you would be addicted and it wouldn't

741
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: be fun.

742
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 2: No, But then I could spin it for me and

743
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 2: like be like, guys, I really need help, and then

744
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 2: start to go fund me but then use the money

745
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 2: to buy.

746
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: Yes, you would do good things for each other. I

747
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: would shoot up with heroin and you'd make me touch.

748
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: Ground, and I would like make you healthy, So perfect combination.

749
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: If I woke up in Kai's body, I would look

750
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 1: in the mirror and say, I love you, oh, because

751
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: I feel like you need to love yourself a little bit.

752
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I woke up in body, I would get

753
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 2: rid of all the mirrors in my home.

754
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: Because because they broke because you looked at them.

755
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 5: Next question, what do you imagine you would be doing

756
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 5: if your paths had never crossed and you never met

757
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 5: each other?

758
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: I would legitimately be like addicted to drugs in a

759
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: crazy way, like and that's not even like I was

760
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: going down such a dark path and I will probably

761
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: never be ready to talk about it.

762
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 2: Do you think I had anything to do with your

763
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: trajectory on that though?

764
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 4: No?

765
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: But if we just like didn't have aspirations to move in.

766
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: If we didn't even know each other, like I would

767
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: probably not be doing the Internet and doing heavy drugs

768
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 1: all the time.

769
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 2: I I think I would probably still be here, just

770
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 2: like maybe not as happy because I don't think like

771
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 2: if I didn't meet you, like because I met Christian

772
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: than you then everybody, but like meeting you at that

773
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: first show is kind of what roped me in because

774
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 2: when I went there, I felt so awkward and didn't

775
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: speak to anybody.

776
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 3: So if I didn't meet you, I probably would have

777
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 3: done that.

778
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: I was literally love at first sight. Yeah, like not

779
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: even like not even joking.

780
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 2: It was like we immediately clicked so well, except I

781
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 2: thought I was going to marry you, like not actually,

782
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 2: but like, oh you're taking that straight to your head.

783
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 2: There is not a single person who I'm friends with

784
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 2: who at one point I wasn't like, oh my god.

785
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: But for me, for you, with me, it was like

786
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 1: deeper than Yeah, I think.

787
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 3: I would still be in LA but.

788
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 2: And honestly, like it sounds annoying to say, but I

789
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 2: probably still be here with a podcast, but like I

790
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 2: would probably be doing it alone with the Chamberlain, with

791
00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 2: Ember Ember Chamberlain yeah, I'd probably just be like Dolo

792
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: doing the same thing and just like wanting to kill myself.

793
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, so my life wouldn't fucking change.

794
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: No, I have this really really unethical documentary that like,

795
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: if I created, I wouldn't be able to tie my

796
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: name to. And I'm not going to give you the

797
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: rundown because you will think I'm a fucking monster. But

798
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: it kind of ties into like I would probably be

799
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: documenting my life as a drug addict low key, which

800
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: is a vibe and someone should do.

801
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 5: Oh my god, all right, I got pretty pretty dark

802
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 5: there at the end. Andy, what was the experience like

803
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 5: filming with Brat TV?

804
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll take this.

805
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever talked about this. Have I

806
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 3: talked about this?

807
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 4: True?

808
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 5: I don't think so.

809
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: So documentary.

810
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you don't know, that's like not even

811
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 2: a joke. Like the reason I did that Brat series

812
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 2: isn't because I was aspiring to be a fucking actress

813
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 2: with Brat TV, although I would like to pursue acting

814
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 2: maybe when I'm like forty two, because I do.

815
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 3: Love being on camera, But right now it makes me

816
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 3: when I Gail mys up Yoh maybe why I nail

817
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 3: thys up.

818
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 2: Basically, I had always made fun of Brat TV. I

819
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 2: thought it was like really funny, like low quality production.

820
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: I me and Josh I got the offer to do it,

821
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 2: and then I like pulled Josh aside and I'm like,

822
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, it'd be so funny to film

823
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 2: behind the scenes and make like a mockumentary of like

824
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: just like every famous person has like, oh this thing

825
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: like like like the camera always starts here and they're like,

826
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: what's your name?

827
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: Like what are you doing? Like what's the journey you're

828
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 3: about to go on?

829
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 2: And that was kind of like I wanted to make

830
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 2: a mockumentary style thing about like a young influencer who

831
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 2: was really convinced that they were about to fucking win

832
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 2: an Emmy off this really shitty show. And Josh came

833
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 2: with me every day to sit like I sat. I

834
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 2: said I would do it if they let me bring Josh,

835
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 2: and I told him I was gonna be vlogging for

836
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,959
Speaker 2: my YouTube channel. They said yes because they were like, Okay, yeah,

837
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 2: you're gonna promote the show. And Josh came with me

838
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: to set like almost every other day and we would

839
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 2: just like film bits like the first day I was there,

840
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 2: my car got towed and like we did like a

841
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 2: whole funny bit over it of like me being like

842
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: just delusional taking like an.

843
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,479
Speaker 3: Uber black to the towing place just whatever, like shit

844
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 3: like that.

845
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 2: Like young Blood was in the show and we got

846
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 2: a really funny clip of me going up to him

847
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 2: and like my like character thought it was lil Zan

848
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 2: and I kept.

849
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 3: Calling him lil Zan and I was like little.

850
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: San is here, like holy fuck, like whatever, and it

851
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: was just like me being delusional. Like in the kissing scene,

852
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 2: we have like shots of me like doing the kiss

853
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 2: and then pushing the guy off of me another it

854
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 2: was for work.

855
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 3: Don't be like that. It was for work. Don't be

856
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 3: like that. This happens every time.

857
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 2: I didn't say where I kissed him, so it doesn't count.

858
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 3: Drug gets really jealous. Oh but yeah, like it's just.

859
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 2: Like me like running, Yeah, I'm yours now, That's all

860
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 2: that matters. It doesn't matter how many people I fucked

861
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 2: and screwed and like made squirt or shaking.

862
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: I saw this really delusional TikTok. Actually not keep going

863
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: because I will lose this.

864
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like a clip of like after like

865
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 3: I kissed him for the scene, like me pushing him

866
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 3: off and like running to the bathroom and like throwing

867
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 3: up and being like, dude, he's so disgusting, Like he's

868
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 3: not even like he's not he doesn't even have an

869
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 3: imb d yet I can't believe I just kissed that fucker,

870
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 3: Like what are just stupid shit like that? But what

871
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 3: happened is while I was filming, because I'm such an EmPATH,

872
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 3: I literally fell in love with like the production team there.

873
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 3: Like I just was meeting all.

874
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 2: These people, and like it really had me thinking about

875
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: it actually was such a good experience for me because

876
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: I'm so easily like, oh, you're corny, you're cringey, whatever,

877
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 2: But meeting all those people on all these people have

878
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 2: aspirations to make something like quote unquote better and this

879
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 2: is kind of their like jumping platform, or some of

880
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 2: them just genuinely enjoy making like content like this that

881
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 2: is for like younger audiences, and they like enjoy being

882
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: a part of the team and they love their job.

883
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 2: And I just got so close to everyone on set.

884
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 2: And it didn't help that I was going through like

885
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 2: a breakup at the time, so I was like really

886
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: emotionally charged, and all these people kind of knew about

887
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 2: it because I was just like in such a hard

888
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 2: like in the It was like such a tumultuous time

889
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 2: actually when I think about it, But I literally loved

890
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 2: the whole crew. I just like fell in love with

891
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 2: everybody on the set.

892
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 3: And oh my god, you're such a jealous bastard. It

893
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 3: was four years ago, like get over it. But yeah,

894
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 3: and then I just never.

895
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 2: Used any of the documentation that we got. We never

896
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: cut it into anything, We never did anything with it.

897
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 2: I really watched the Yeah, we never looked at the footage,

898
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: and I think, so, Josh, do you still have It's

899
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 2: here me talking to the bathroom, any bathroom.

900
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 3: I think he still has it. Josh was really good

901
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: with saving and like everything he does.

902
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 1: He has like like actually the last like six years

903
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: of us document like in a very heavy way. And

904
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: we were watching clips from like when we all first

905
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: started filming together, and it's crazy, like how much we've

906
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: all changed. Like you and Josh haven't really changed much

907
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: like visually, like appearance wise, but like me and Christian

908
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 1: like look like crazy, like I was still in my

909
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: like twink arc. I'm not a fucking twink. Someone say,

910
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: you're still No, I'm not a fucking twink bitch. Oh

911
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: my god, I'm like an otterer.

912
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was gonna say like, oh, you're cute, You're cute, mean,

913
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 9: thank you, But yeah, we never did anything with it,

914
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 9: and I just like let it rock and I was like,

915
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna like make fun of this thing. That

916
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 9: also I committed so much time too, and then that

917
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 9: had me thinking too, I'm like, it's like, as I

918
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 9: grow older, I'm like, I can make fun of something

919
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 9: as much as I want, but if I find enjoyment

920
00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 9: of it, then I am just being prideful and just

921
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 9: mental for no reason. And it's okay to be a

922
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 9: part of things that I don't worship as top tier art.

923
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 3: And yeah, that's my overly long answer.

924
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 2: It was really fun actually being with Denzel too, Like

925
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 2: me and Denzel became like good friends via that. Okay,

926
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 2: oh my god, Hey, no, Denzel doesn't like the girls.

927
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 5: Like always coming back.

928
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think you do.

929
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: Next question, next question.

930
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 3: Next and last question.

931
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm trying to find another one.

932
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 3: Find a juicye one.

933
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 2: Kai.

934
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 3: It's all up to you. If you don't find a

935
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 3: good one, You're gonna destroy the bie.

936
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 1: Kai. If your middle name was Bella, it would be

937
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: Kai Bella.

938
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's good. Okay, I'm really struggling to find

939
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 5: a lot of these say do it for a lot

940
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 5: of them say kaream team or scol squad.

941
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 3: You guys are crazy. But that's what a.

942
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 1: Lot of them say. Kai is beautiful because they're telling

943
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: the truth.

944
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 3: I would question that too. So if I was asked

945
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 3: a question, I would be like, is Kai beautiful?

946
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: And the answer woul probably be like no beautiful song word.

947
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

948
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 5: When I look in the mirror, they like they break.

949
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: Jarring, jarring, No, no, no, no.

950
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 2: Kai knows he's attractive. You have to know you're an

951
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 2: attractive man.

952
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 5: I genuinely do not think that, Like I really am

953
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 5: I'm being I'm not just being humble when I say this.

954
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 5: It's I think it's a meme that people are like,

955
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 5: you know what I.

956
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: Mean, like people because you're an attractive person. Yeah you're hot, Like, yeah,

957
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,479
Speaker 2: you're an attractive man.

958
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 3: I'm not friends with ugly people. So about that, Hello,

959
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 3: you're right there, But I guess you're an employee.

960
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 5: So just like frantically trying to find a question, said,

961
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 5: you're right there.

962
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 3: So you are friends with Ugly, I'm friends with the Monza.

963
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 3: That's a mob bar true.

964
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 5: When album drop? When's the album dropping?

965
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: So I've been working on it for like what like

966
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: six years now. It is really my magnum opis. It's

967
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 1: like potentially the greatest thing I've ever.

968
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 3: Created, magnum o penis.

969
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: It might never see the light of day. Honestly, I

970
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: don't think Ears are deserving for It's definitely ahead of

971
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: its time, and like if I dropped it now, it

972
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: would flop. People wouldn't fuck with it, but in fifteen

973
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: years they'd be like damn. He was like really creating

974
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: shit for the future. Like people just wouldn't understand it now.

975
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: So I'm like, do I drop it now or do

976
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: I wait ten to fifteen years and drop it thin

977
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: when it's like when the Ears are ready. That's what

978
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: I'm struggling with, Like do I want to be cool

979
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: now or do I want to be cool in the future.

980
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 5: I heard it and it's insane. Yeah, like I can't

981
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 5: enjoy music anymore. Yeah, because I'm always comparing everything to that.

982
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I feel the same way I'm not

983
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 1: even be humble about it. It really is. Okay, should

984
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: we do Drew sign up corner? Yeah, I'll only give

985
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,280
Speaker 1: them three today. Um the inventor of celery be like, damn,

986
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 1: I wish I could bite water with hair in it.

987
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 3: That's a good one.

988
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm so freaking excited for autism, Like beautiful orange and

989
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: red leaves everywhere. Uh yes, And pumpkin spice lattes.

990
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

991
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 2: The other day I had my first meal was a

992
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: pumpkin spice latte and oysters and a cigarette.

993
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 3: So yeah, and cigarettes. So if you're wondering how my

994
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 3: cuci taste, it tastes like Chernobyl.

995
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: People died. He only misses me because I could suck

996
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: a DNT out of a car door.

997
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 3: Damn for real, send that to me please.

998
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: I hate cheap ass toilet paper. I just fingered my asshole.

999
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: Ya knows everything until I ask her what's that smell?

1000
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 3: That was a good one.

1001
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: Y'all are eating discharge, like, oh she got that wet

1002
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: webon No, you are eating cream a mushroom. That's discharge, babe.

1003
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: Oh and then this one, this one is mid No,

1004
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 1: I'm not even I need to know it's stupid. Social

1005
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: media is only social media only toxic to miserable people.

1006
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm having a ball on this, bitch.

1007
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 3: It's literally true.

1008
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: Like y'all need to just fucking relax a little bit.

1009
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: We need Tumblr to come back because we need that

1010
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: echo chamber of everyone just yelling at each other and

1011
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: it needs to be just there.

1012
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 3: I'm trying to find this one that I have.

1013
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so here is Oh, well, we like can't put

1014
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 2: that he would be pissed.

1015
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: We can ask him, well.

1016
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 2: Okay, I think maybe I read this, but I'll add

1017
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 2: to sye oup corner. I offered you five hits from

1018
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 2: my elf bar. He offered you twenty, and that's why

1019
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 2: you chose him. But what you didn't know was that

1020
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: he had five hundred puffs left and I had only five.

1021
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, that's crazy.

1022
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: What the hell makes you think? It's actually really deep?

1023
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 3: All right?

1024
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: So should we get into media? Okay, I guess so

1025
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: you have no dice, a barely lit path, one o

1026
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: tricks point never.

1027
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 5: You know what?

1028
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: I listened to finally, and I could listen to it

1029
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: all the way through, and I did cry, but it

1030
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: felt good. Wash. What's that fucking song Texas song Dead Brother,

1031
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 1: Driving Up and down the Street.

1032
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 10: Slow Dive, Yes, Slow Dive, Roving Roving, Yes, that song

1033
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 10: slow Yeah, listen to that fucking song star Yes.

1034
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 1: Also, I saw a video of the dad of an

1035
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: interview of a dad of the dad. Oh, I saw

1036
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: a video of the lead in Slow Dive talking about

1037
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: how he has like a twelve year old daughter that

1038
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 1: like had no idea what music he made and just

1039
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: thought he was in an old, lame band and that

1040
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: was it. But then his daughter started like realizing her

1041
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: friends have been listening to Slow Dive a little bit,

1042
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 1: and it was just like a cute moment for him

1043
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 1: and his daughter because now she's like interested in his work.

1044
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: And she always was like this shit's bullshit. You're in

1045
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 1: a shitty band.

1046
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 3: Well, I wish my dad was in Slow Dive.

1047
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: Hello. Yeah, so you're like on the podcast right now, mom,

1048
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 1: And I was curious if I should come back home

1049
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: to Texas in like a week or so. No, Drew,

1050
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: shut up, I can't talk right now.

1051
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, Oh my fucking god.

1052
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 1: That's a fun game we played.

1053
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 5: I don't know, are you about to cry? She seems serious.

1054
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: That's a fun now, it's like fun for true.

1055
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 5: Do you want me to cut that?

1056
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 4: I know?

1057
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 3: Just like? Should we stop?

1058
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 5: Do you take a break?

1059
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 3: Hello?

1060
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: Oh he's rebooting, just kidding, welcome back, Heay.

1061
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna get back into media. Guy, sorry for that?

1062
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: What happened? What are you sorry for?

1063
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 3: Nothing? Nothing happened. She just your mom called and said

1064
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 3: she loved you and then hung up on you. But

1065
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 3: because she was so overpowered, she was proud of you.

1066
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 1: And really, that's fucking weird. She never says that. Yeah,

1067
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: I wish I remembered that.

1068
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 2: Fuck remember that mine is long hot summer, the Style Council.

1069
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 3: And that's all I'm gonna say.

1070
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: Turn style, I'm so hot, grind my whole problems, JT Money,

1071
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 2: and honestly spin about you by Drake.

1072
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: I'm so high right now, I'm in.

1073
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 3: I'm so fucking high.

1074
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: Alright, Bye bye See on Patreon

1075
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 5: M H