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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are supervillains ready to overtake the world, and we're

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Speaker 1: I need a robot pimp stat it's a jewel show.

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Speaker 1: I've been saying it for years now that it's not

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Speaker 1: also know that when that time comes where the computers

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Speaker 1: there will only be three jobs that will be allowed

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows that, right, you can be a robot butler,

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Speaker 1: the Artificial intelligence technology is getting crazy, so much so

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Speaker 1: I actually think that would work better. Why is that?

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Speaker 1: It's another jewil phone Frank Mornings. That's hello. Hello, this

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from The

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Speaker 1: are you ready to play to truths and Lie? Here

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Speaker 1: demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: You just text in four one of six one tells

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Speaker 1: so one of your family members you trying to hook

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Speaker 1: up with here? Oh it's incest. That's the dirty secret. Okay,

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Speaker 1: where does nus with you? Go ahead? Yeah, I am

422
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Speaker 1: so I really really really don't like their daughter. Oh okay,

423
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Speaker 1: So we were going with like you really liked someone

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Speaker 1: in your family like too much, but you actually don't

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Speaker 1: like your sister's daughter. Huh yeah? Ni okay? Why yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's just to see you next Tuesday. Oh damn, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm bad. Really, he's just incredibly manipulative and mean and

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Speaker 1: bratty and just a pill. Does sister know that you

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Speaker 1: feel this way? No? No, that's why I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: why she di it's my dirty little things. I'm a dummy.

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Speaker 1: You can say, Evan, I was gonna say I'm happy

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Speaker 1: that she used to see you next Tuesday, because that's

433
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Speaker 1: such an acceptable term in England. Yeah, not so much

434
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Speaker 1: over here, but it's very appropriate for some people. People

435
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Speaker 1: get very angry in America when you say that, and

436
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Speaker 1: it's just like okay, in England they use it for

437
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Speaker 1: it's pretty much on menus family restaurants. It shouldn't be

438
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Speaker 1: that a good a deal. But like, is it? I mean,

439
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Speaker 1: is she going through a teenage years or something? And

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Speaker 1: just pain is that? It? No? Not a teenage thing? Okay, okay,

441
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Speaker 1: so well, hold is she because you sound young? If

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Speaker 1: you have an older sister, you well that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: And that's this is this is why I feel like

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Speaker 1: really bad about how I feel about her. Um, because um,

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Speaker 1: she's six, what she's got six year old at see

446
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Speaker 1: you next Tuesday? I was thinking she was doing at

447
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Speaker 1: least a teenager. I mean, you, guys, I know, I

448
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: know it sounds bad. I know, like, trust me, trust

449
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 1: that I am telling you the truth. I trust she

450
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: is the biggest I've ever met. Okay, wow, hopefully she

451
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Speaker 1: grows out of it. Yeah, oh my god, I hope so,

452
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Speaker 1: but I don't know. It just every time I end

453
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Speaker 1: up having to see her, it just like it just

454
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Speaker 1: gets worse. Oh yikes. I would love to see the

455
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Speaker 1: kind of guests that you get her Christmas. She gets

456
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Speaker 1: like a Wuiji board for a birthday or oh my gosh,

457
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Speaker 1: that's a great idea. Oh yeah, so she can call

458
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Speaker 1: her real dad Satan. All right, Well, hopefully things get

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Speaker 1: better with her. Thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Appreciate it. Thank you guys for listening. What's

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Speaker 1: your Dirty Little Secret? The Jebel Show on Man The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show's Idiots in the News and Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For Wednesday, March third, twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and could twenty twenty four be a

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Speaker 1: new Willennium for politics? Will Anium Will Smith, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: sounding more and more like Will Smith is once again

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Speaker 1: teasing a post showbiz political career. During a conversation on

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Speaker 1: pod Save America, which is a political podcast right the

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Speaker 1: getting jiggy with the singer said quote, I absolutely have

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Speaker 1: an opinion. I'm optimistic, I'm hopeful. I believe in understanding

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Speaker 1: between people, and I believe in the possibility of harmony.

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Speaker 1: I will certainly do my part, whether it remains artistic

474
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Speaker 1: or at some point venture into the political arena. Oh,

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Speaker 1: go bien Venito's politics. I guess I was trying to

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Speaker 1: find another Will Smith thing do avery body. Apparently Will

477
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Speaker 1: Smith is also thinking about running for president in the

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Speaker 1: near future. I'm and I wouldn't hate it. Really you

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Speaker 1: vote for Will Smith? I mean, would you vote for him?

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Speaker 1: Over the Rock? Hell? Yeah? Okay, the Rock? Kanye Will Smith?

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Speaker 1: Which one do you vote Will Smith? One's got to

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Speaker 1: be vice president, Kanye Kanyea vice president Will Smith? And

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Speaker 1: Kanye Yeah, over the Rock? He would have the Rock. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sorry. Googlievan Um as my president, I'd probably

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Speaker 1: say the Rock and then Will Smith has the vice

486
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Speaker 1: Will Smith has a vice Yeah, I think the Rock

487
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Speaker 1: is dope. Really yeah, I mean he's better than some

488
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Speaker 1: of the other presidents that have been. He's not a president.

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Speaker 1: You're going to be a problem speaking speaking into existence

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Speaker 1: text in for one six one. Who would you vote

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Speaker 1: for Will Smith? The Rock or Kanye Who would you

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Speaker 1: like to see be our celebrity president. I'm going Kanye

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Speaker 1: West as president. And also Kanye as his own vice president.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the idio news network

495
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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next story,

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Speaker 1: let's send it to Alex fresh his on location in

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Speaker 1: probably California, California. Okay, So this one on Jubil You're

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Speaker 1: gonna appreciate because you talk about this person quite a

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Speaker 1: bit and I really didn't know anything about this person

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Speaker 1: until you brought it up. So this person is deceased

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Speaker 1: as well. Kay, And it's a legend with children's books.

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Speaker 1: So doctor SEUs, doctor SEUs, doctor Seu's terrible person, and

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Speaker 1: six of his books are no longer going to be published.

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Speaker 1: Two racist imagery. Wow, because he is a terrible person. Yes.

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Speaker 1: So a study of fifty Doctor Seus's books in twenty

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Speaker 1: nineteen found forty three out of the forty five characters

507
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Speaker 1: of color had characteristics aligning with Orientalism, and two African

508
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Speaker 1: characters had anti black qualities. Right, So add racist to

509
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Speaker 1: the other things that Doctor SEUs was. Why not cancel

510
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Speaker 1: all of his books? Right? Well, he was a great book,

511
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Speaker 1: was good, it was, but still but he wasn't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he wasn't. So yeah, I just figured that you know

513
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Speaker 1: you would like that little tidbit of info about doctor SEUs,

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Speaker 1: who is still deceased and hopefully not resting in peace.

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Speaker 1: Back to you, Thank you very much, Alex says. The

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Speaker 1: I n N the idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news the news and for our next story, listen,

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Speaker 1: it's at English seven. Who's on Who's on location? At

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Speaker 1: the corner of Peachtree and Peachtree trying to sell as

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Speaker 1: peach Emiger to make a few extra bucks. Chevin, how's

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Speaker 1: it going out there? Any takers? Not very many. I

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Speaker 1: don't have that much of a peach. But when it

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Speaker 1: comes to my relationships, I will actually kill you if

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Speaker 1: you do anything to hurt my family. Really, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think I would. And that's why when I heard that

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Speaker 1: my uncle Prince Harry and aunt Megan marcle were being

527
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Speaker 1: attacked for their upcoming tell all interview with Oprah, I

528
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Speaker 1: was furious. You guys heard about this? No, okay, So

529
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Speaker 1: it's scheduled to be released in a couple of days,

530
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Speaker 1: and it's like a tell all interview where Megan's specifically

531
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Speaker 1: said nothing is off limits, so they're going to share everything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is cool, and the One thing is though the

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Speaker 1: Queen was quoted as saying she was blindsided by their

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Speaker 1: decision to go ahead with the interview with Oprah. Well

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Speaker 1: that sucks. So all the things that the Queen necessary

536
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Speaker 1: like hasn't directly said, but like her actions inadvertently yeah, yeah,

537
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: saying much louder than yeah, very being around the bush

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Speaker 1: with her racism. Well, I'm glad they did that. So

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Speaker 1: I'm going to watch it. I'm excited. Yeah, I'm very excited,

540
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Speaker 1: and I'm like interested to know exactly like the ins

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Speaker 1: and outs of their relationship, especially that Meghan has totally

542
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Speaker 1: the family. Oh yeah, they hate her. I will always

543
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Speaker 1: be forever surprised that he chose her as his wife,

544
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Speaker 1: but I'm so glad that he did. Yeah, I think

545
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Speaker 1: it's awesome that he did. I think it's great. It

546
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Speaker 1: shows progress, just not even progress as far as racial

547
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Speaker 1: tensions go and being able to date people have different races,

548
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Speaker 1: but it just shows progress as far as not letting

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Speaker 1: your family hold you back from it you want to do,

550
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Speaker 1: even if they're rich and powerful, just being like, hey,

551
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Speaker 1: you know what, fine, We're going to move to Canada

552
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Speaker 1: and start her own life. You are about the little job.

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Speaker 1: The queen needs to queen. That's the queen. Kate be

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Speaker 1: the next queen. You can keep going, which she could? She?

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Speaker 1: I think she would? Yeah, would be the next queen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there was to be a queen, she would be the queen.

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Speaker 1: Hate will be the next school? No, because I think

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Speaker 1: there will be a king when she dies? I think

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Speaker 1: Will Yeah, the oldest son, the oldest of her sons. Yes,

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Speaker 1: William Wilson, William No, No, Will Smith, William Oh will smiths.

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Speaker 1: We started off talking about how he wants to run

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Speaker 1: for president, the next King of England and the President

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Speaker 1: of the United States. No, guys, wow, it's amazing. On

564
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Speaker 1: the idiots, aren't just in the news? Will Smith? It's

565
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Speaker 1: going to be the next president of the United States

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Speaker 1: and the King of England in twenty twenty four. That

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Speaker 1: was it for today's report. Tune in tomorrow the same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report. This is I n

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Speaker 1: N News the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil

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Speaker 1: phone frame mornings. Hello, Hi, this is Sergeant Peter North

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Speaker 1: calling from the police department. I was looking for Gavin.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is Gavin. Gavin. How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you. I'm well, thank you for asking. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because I need to speak with you about

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Speaker 1: the incident the other night. I assume you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm referring to. Yeah, the dude who's been stealing like

577
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Speaker 1: mail and packages from my building. You got arrested the

578
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Speaker 1: other night. Yeah, yes, I was. I talked to some

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Speaker 1: officers when they arrested him. You're the person who chased

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Speaker 1: him down and tackled him. Correct, Yeah, yeah, that's me. Okay,

581
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Speaker 1: So I'm calling you to let you know that we

582
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Speaker 1: can do this one of two ways. So we're gonna

583
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Speaker 1: need you to come to the precinct or we can

584
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Speaker 1: come pick you up. Which one would you like? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I told the two officers there the other night, everything

586
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Speaker 1: that went down. Do you need me to like make

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Speaker 1: another statement or something? You know what, it's guys like

588
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Speaker 1: you that make me really angry. What Yeah, bags like

589
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Speaker 1: you that think they can take the lot of their

590
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Speaker 1: own hands. Well guess what, No, we don't need you

591
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Speaker 1: to come down and make a statement. I'm giving you

592
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Speaker 1: the option of us either coming to arrest you, or

593
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Speaker 1: you can come down here and turn yourself in. You're

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Speaker 1: what you're arresting me for tackling or oh yeah, okay,

595
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: it's a criminal. It's more than just that, you, sir,

596
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Speaker 1: are going to be arrested on two charges, one assault

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Speaker 1: on that poor man and two impersonating a police officer.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do. I did not. I never told him

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Speaker 1: I was a police officer. I didn't. And he's not

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Speaker 1: a poor man, like he's broken into our building five times. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you know Keith? Do you do you know him

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Speaker 1: that well to know that he's not a nice man. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that guy at all. I just know

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Speaker 1: that we've got him on video breaking in I watched

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Speaker 1: him go into another apartment building. I will have you know.

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Speaker 1: This dude's name is Keith, and he's a pretty nice guy.

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00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: And I don't appreciate you tackling him like that. And

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Speaker 1: I also don't appreciate you acting like an officer of

609
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Speaker 1: law when you're not. You guys are not doing anything,

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Speaker 1: that's what. Oh okay, very smart to insult law enforcement

611
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Speaker 1: like that. Either way, you're in a lot of trouble, Gavin,

612
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Speaker 1: and we can come pick you up or you can

613
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: come turn yourself. Then that's all I'm saying. And I'm

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Speaker 1: also going to add assaulting a police officer to your charges.

615
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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me like I did? You? Guys, a favorite,

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Speaker 1: I tackled a seek who is stealing male probably stealing

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Speaker 1: checked identity staff who knows. His name is Keith, and

618
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Speaker 1: I would appreciate it if you call him by his name.

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Speaker 1: You've called him a thief, you called him a bunch

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Speaker 1: of other names. His name is Keith, a scumbag. I

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Speaker 1: will have you know. Keith is my cousin. Keith is

622
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Speaker 1: my cousin, and he's a nice guy. And I don't

623
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Speaker 1: appreciate you calling him names. Yeah, yeah, I can't say

624
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Speaker 1: anything now. Huh, you're gonna arrest me because this dude,

625
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: your cousin. You're an author of the law. You protect

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00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: your cousin over just I'm a victim here, Oh you're

627
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Speaker 1: a victim. What about my cousin, Keith, who you tackled?

628
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Speaker 1: He skinned his knee all up? Did you even think

629
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: about that? That's assault? What the I tackle your cousin

630
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: and I skin his knee And now, okay, you did

631
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: more than skin his knee. He's had I have a

632
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 1: band aid like a bandage on He's got a band

633
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: aid on his knee and he can he's limping around.

634
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: This is you know what. I'm glad you're cousin. He's

635
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: a male steing glad he skinned his knee. Wow. I

636
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: have never been treated like this on a prank call ever.

637
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: I think I have actually what Yeah, I'm pretty sure

638
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: been treated that way. Huh. All right, Devin, you said

639
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: it was a prank, would you say prank call? Yes,

640
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

641
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you up.

642
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: She emailed me and told me how you stopped like

643
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: a male thiefa you're building by tackling the other day

644
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: and called the cops, and she wanted me to say

645
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: that you are also going to be arrested for that.

646
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run through a wall right now. Wake up

647
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: every morning with Jewil phone pranks the Jewel Show on

648
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: demand First aid follow up? What is one of the

649
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: main qualities that women always say that they want a guy? Funny, funny, nice,

650
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: funny is usually always number one? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Big feet?

651
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah no, we want funny guys, smart, funny, charming, romantic

652
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: with big feet. I think Peter's still in there, so

653
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: you still got that right. Well, I don't understand then

654
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: why the dude on the phone for a first date

655
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: followed today isn't getting a call back. His name is Austin,

656
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: and Austin sent an email in saying that he has

657
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: a great sense of humor and he thinks it might

658
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: have ruined his date. I don't know what that means,

659
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: but Austin, what's up? How are you? Hey? Good? How's

660
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: it going today? Pretty good? Man? So you think that

661
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: you being funny ruined your chance at another date with who?

662
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: What's her name? By the way, who do you want

663
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: us to call? What's her name? Her name is Jennifer? Jennifer?

664
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: All right, before we get to your reasoning on why

665
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: you and your great sense of humor by the way,

666
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: I haven't heard it yet. I haven't heard haven't heard

667
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: a funny joke from me yet. But well, before we

668
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: get to why you think that might have ruined your

669
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: chances with Jennifer or how did you meet her? We

670
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: actually met on Instagram. Okay, we kind of chatted back

671
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: and forth, you know, I DMed her a bit, and um,

672
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: she seemed to like engage with me. She would have

673
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: always like liking my content, and you know then I

674
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: would send her a messenger and be like, hey, what's up. So,

675
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: you know, we went back and forth, and so finally

676
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: I just kind of got up the nerve to ask

677
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: her out, and I was like, you know, hey, do

678
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: you want to do you want to meet up for

679
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: a drink? I just you know, I just like the

680
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: fact you said she's liking my content. Yeah, that shows

681
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: to me you're a content guy. You're a funny dude.

682
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: Do you care about so anyway, you guys decided to

683
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: go for dinner? Yeah? Yeah, So we got a drink

684
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: and went out for dinner. And you know, I planned this,

685
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: like nice dinner or whatever. Um, And so my sense

686
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,959
Speaker 1: of humor is kind of quirky, right, So I picked

687
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: her up in a limo, especially distanced obviously, so we

688
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: could like sit apart from each other while we drove

689
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,439
Speaker 1: to dinner. That's kind of did you and you guys

690
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: went to a nice restaurant? Yeah? Um. It's what's really

691
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: kind of funny about it is it wasn't like a

692
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: super fancy place, so it was a little kind of

693
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: ironic to show up in a limo. Top of it.

694
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: I so I have a white tuxedo that I uh,

695
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: and I wore UH as well, so you know it

696
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: was it was all kind of like a goofy Joe,

697
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Okay, well that could be

698
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: kind of funny. Did she know that though, or did

699
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: you just show up yeah, in a limo with a

700
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: tuxedo on being the funny guy that you are and

701
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: she had no idea? Yeah, no, totally had no idea.

702
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: I mean, why would I tell her like that? There true?

703
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, don't give your punchline. Don't give your punchline.

704
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: I mean, like I said, she's been following me on

705
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: Instagram for a couple of months and checking out my

706
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: what I've been up to, so it's like it's out

707
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: of out of order. You know, she's been liking my content,

708
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: so so she would have known that you're like a

709
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: whackier kind of dude. Oh. I mean, without a doubt,

710
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: she should have, like, at least to some extent, expected

711
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: this out of me. You know what I'm saying. Well,

712
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: how was a conversation going during dinner? I mean I

713
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: thought that it was going well. She seemed like interested

714
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: and engaged and like was laughing at my jokes and stuff.

715
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: You know. It just it felt like an extension of

716
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: you know, our dms on Instagram, you know, so um,

717
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: you know, in some texts that we sent to each other.

718
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: So well, let me ask you a question about your date.

719
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: You know, you've said how she was responding to your

720
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: jokes and everything else. Did you actually have a conversation

721
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: and talk to her and listened to her at all?

722
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: A very good question. Uh yeah, I mean we talked

723
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: a bit, you know, but it was a first date,

724
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: so it's kind of like I guess showing off a

725
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,439
Speaker 1: little bit, you know. Okay, why do you think she's

726
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: not calling you back? Then? Well? I think, uh, like

727
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: she's this totally gohoest to me a right, and it

728
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: started like right after the date. So okay, I gotta

729
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: assume that to some extent, like she doesn't actually appreciate

730
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: my humor, U because outside of that, it seemed like

731
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: our conversation was at least decent, you know what I'm saying.

732
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: But maybe it's just like embarrassing for her to be

733
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: at the restaurant that we were at, oh, because you

734
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: had a tuxedo on and all that. I forgot about

735
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: that that. I mean, some people that could be weird

736
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: for them, you know, like maybe if you were introverted, Yeah,

737
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: she might like the attention on her or something. Yep,

738
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: but that's you know, that's what you get when you

739
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: go out with me. You know, it's kind of to

740
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: be expected exactly exactly, expectly unexpected. So okay, and you

741
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: know what sucks is like I really liked her. I

742
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: thought she was cute, like, I thought she had a

743
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: cool personality. Like I thought that we were having to

744
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: having a good time, you know, so I would have

745
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: been interested in like like I said, I checked in

746
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: on her, you know, and and asked her to do

747
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: something else. And she's just been ghosting me. And I'm

748
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 1: guessing the day didn't end with a kiss or anything

749
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: like that. No, no, no, no, no, all right, especially

750
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: not like right now, you know what I'm saying. Some

751
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: people have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I

752
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: guess some people have, but not not us, you know.

753
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll play a song come back, and

754
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: then call her and see if we can figure out

755
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: why she'snock on you back? Okay, cool, All right, man,

756
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: I hope you have some funny jokes for when we

757
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: get her on the phone. Maybe win her heart back. Laughter,

758
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it right after this less. He

759
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: don't know why Austin, who's on the phone for a

760
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: first date follow up right now, isn't getting a call

761
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: back from the girl that he wants to go out with.

762
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 1: He's a funny guy, he is women like funny guys.

763
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: He thinks that he's not getting a call back because

764
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: he showed up on their date wearing a white tuxedo.

765
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 1: He showed up in a limousine. They went to like

766
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,439
Speaker 1: a normal restaurant, so it wasn't a super fancy place.

767
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: She had no idea it was going to happen. But

768
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: he was just trying to be funny. I think if

769
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: I were a lady Austin. Yeah, let's role play a

770
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, so let's roll play. I'll show you

771
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,479
Speaker 1: how to gone with me because I like funny people. Cool.

772
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: So you pulled to my house in a limousine and

773
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: you knock on the door, knock on the door, knock, knock, doock.

774
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: Oh hey it's Jennifer. Oh hey, Austin, why are you

775
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: wearing a white tuxedo? Jennifer, I have a wonderful evening.

776
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: Wind up, we will be hey, shut your dirty mouth.

777
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: You're funny. I like it. Come inside. We're not going

778
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: anywhere but the bedroom. That's exactly what happened with me,

779
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: because I like funny people. But apparently the fact that

780
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 1: you showed up in a tuxedo and a limousine and

781
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. You think that the reason

782
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to go out with you again is

783
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: because it was just too much for her and she

784
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: didn't really get the joke. Yeah, I do. All right, Well,

785
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna get her on the phone right now and

786
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: find out if that is the reason. Okay, ye, all right,

787
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: here we go. Man. Hello, him, I speaking to Jennifer. Please.

788
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: This is Jennifer. How are you? This is Jewil from

789
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: the Jewil Show. Um, I'm okay? Are you? Why are

790
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: you calling me? Well, I'll tell you in a second.

791
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: But first of all, do you know the show? Have

792
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: you heard of the show before? Have you heard of

793
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,399
Speaker 1: the Jewil Show? Or is this just a weird phone

794
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: call for you? Yeah? I've heard of the show. It's

795
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: like the podcast or something like that, right, Yeah, yeah,

796
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, there are podcasts of it, but it's

797
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: also on the radio. It consists of me, my name's

798
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: jubil Over. There is my hot house wife, Alex free

799
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 1: Ash Hello and English seven. Hello, good morning, good morning. Okay, Jennifer.

800
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: We're calling you today because we do a segment on

801
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: our podcast show called the First Date follow Up. That's

802
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with someone

803
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: and then you end up not calling them back after,

804
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

805
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: and find out why. And we got an email about

806
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: you from a very very funny, entertaining dude. So funny. Oh,

807
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: let me guess tuxedo Larry, tuxedo Larry or tuxedo Austin

808
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: whatever that was. His name wasn't Larry, it was Austin, right,

809
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: it was Austin. But it was just too much. He

810
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: asked you to call me. Really, Yes, Austin emailed us,

811
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: told us all about your date, and he said he

812
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: really liked you, but now you won't call him back.

813
00:43:55,200 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: And he thought that it was because he's Austin. Just

814
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: a funny guy. Says he's a funny dude. Said he

815
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: showed up for your date to a regular restaurant wearing

816
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: a tuxedo and an a limo and he I can

817
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: tell by talking to him Jennifer that he's the type

818
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: of dude that is on all the time, right, Yeah,

819
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: he was definitely on the entire time. And listen, don't

820
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: get me wrong, I like every girl likes a funny dude,

821
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: you know. So at first when he showed up in

822
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: a limo, I was like, okay. Then he steps out

823
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: in the tuxedo, I was like, all right, okay, I

824
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: can still kind of see where this is gonna go.

825
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: Oh so you were on board for that, you thought

826
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: that was all right? Yeah, I mean I was kind of,

827
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: you know, really rolling with the punches, you know, because

828
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: we like we were talking on We're damming back and forth.

829
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: So there was a little bit of spark there. So

830
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: I didn't want to just shut him down as him

831
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: as he showed up looking like Jesus Butler, I'm sorry.

832
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: I think you guys kind of broke up or something.

833
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 1: There was like a loud noise was that that was

834
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: actually Austin was on the other line listening, wants to

835
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: talk to you. Apparently couldn't control his laughter. Often. I

836
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: have to say that Jesus Butler thing was hilarious, like

837
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: that that was exactly That's like exactly what I was

838
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: going for what is going on here? Like I didn't

839
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: expect that. What Okay, So this is how the thing works.

840
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: I know that you don't listen to the show that much.

841
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: So um, we call somebody, we try to find out

842
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: what happened, and then the other person comes on the

843
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: line and talk to them. Austin though, couldn't contain himself

844
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: and went a little too early because he laughed hard.

845
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: But Austin is on the phone and wants that's all right, Austin.

846
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: Auston is on the phone, and Austin wanted to find

847
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: out what happened. Yeah. I mean, Jennifer, if you thought

848
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: I was funny, why didn't you just call me back?

849
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 1: Or even if you didn't think I was funny, why

850
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: did you just call me back and tell me it

851
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: was just way too much? It was just too much.

852
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: You were just over the top. What do you mean?

853
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: Like I thought you said you thought that Succeedo was

854
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: funny and like the you know limo ride to the

855
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: you know, to the restaurant that wasn't really like a

856
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: good restaurant. Like, yeah, it sounded like you thought he

857
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: was all good, like it was funny, you enjoyed him

858
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: and all of that could have I could have been

859
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: okay to deal with. But when we get to the restaurant,

860
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: he literally starts sitting on a whoopie cushion. I want

861
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: to say he sat on that thing like ten times.

862
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: So he like brought out a whoope cushion and like

863
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: kept filling it up and like sitting on it. Yes,

864
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: he kept making these fart noises with the whoopie cushion

865
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: and everybody was staring at us, and it was embarrassing.

866
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: It wasn't funny. Oh it was for like three minutes, okay,

867
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: And I had just got the whoopee cushion at the

868
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: drug store. Like it was I it was I fit

869
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: in my pocket, it was like a pocket square. It

870
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 1: was perfect. I couldn't even like, I couldn't read this. Yeah,

871
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't go out with a guy who was using

872
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: a whoopie cushion on a date either. I could could.

873
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: But where at dinner people were trying to eat and

874
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 1: you're just like whoopee cushioning it in your white tuxedo

875
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 1: through the restaurant like out of here. So you know, Jennifer,

876
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: I could have like actually been farting. I actually have

877
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: a pretty good command of my my ability to part,

878
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: so it could have been real farts instead of the

879
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: whoopie cushion. There you go, that's the way to make

880
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 1: it better. Well, hey, Jennifer, how about that? Then? Would

881
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: you like to go out on another date with Austin?

882
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? Now that he's made it all

883
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: makes sense? Like it's a hard path on that. Are

884
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: you sure? Because you know he wasn't farting for real,

885
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: he was using a whoopee cushion, And I feel like

886
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: you should give him credit for them. Yeah, I mean

887
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: only if he promises to act like a normal person

888
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: and not take it further than he meets too. Yeah,

889
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: I just can't make that. I can't make that promise, Jennifer.

890
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going to do in any moment. Yeah,

891
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: Like I said, that's a hard path. What was that, Austin?

892
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: That was my whoopee cushions? For the win? Jubils First

893
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: Date follow Up The Jewels Show on Demand Jubils Dirty

894
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: Little Secret. Everybody has secrets, of course, they some of

895
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: them little dirty, some of them big dirty. Some um

896
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: medium size story Okay, yeah, there's all kinds of dirty

897
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 1: man size there's so many size size. There's fun size secrets. Extra,

898
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: there's extra log Yeah that goes to fun size, Yes

899
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: it does. Yeah, it's time for dirty little secret. If

900
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: you have a secret that you want to tell, remember

901
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: you can hit us up four one, six one, text

902
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: in four or six one. Tell us you have a

903
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Will let you tell whatever it is

904
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: on the show, nobody will find out who you are.

905
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: We keep you anonymous. We don't even ask what your

906
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

907
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

908
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Burt and Ernie both, I mean they

909
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: come as a pair, Yes they do, Yes, they do.

910
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: Have a great picture with both of them when I

911
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,439
Speaker 1: was really young, going to have a massive affro. Really, Yeah,

912
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: you have a picture with Burton Ernie. Wow, Burton Ernie's

913
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: on the phone right now. Do you remember taking a

914
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: picture with English Evan Burton Ernie. Oh, I don't remember.

915
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: What's up? Obviously you're not really Burton Ernie. But you

916
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: do have a dirty little secret to tell us. Don't

917
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: ruin the theatre. Sorry about that. Good morning, guys. You

918
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: know small, small, dirty, medium, dirty, it's I'm not that dirty. Okay,

919
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: well we don't know that for a fact yet. We

920
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: haven't heard your secret. Yes, we will decide soon. Yeah,

921
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: uh yeah, all right, I mean you know, like, uh,

922
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: there you go. I'm not a creep Okay, I'm creating,

923
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: all right. Okay, when you have to say it, yeah,

924
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: when you have to start off your dirty like, this

925
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: is not creepy, I promise, all right, like you know whatever.

926
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: All right, here's the deal, guys. I'm I've got a

927
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: lot of experience in construction. Okay. I were construction about

928
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: ten or fifteen years Okay. Um, I owned my own

929
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: house and uh and I was really as a child

930
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: into Batman. I mean, okay, so you like Batman a

931
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: lot and you're a construction worker. I'm still not knowing

932
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: where the night creepy creepy sea comes in. Yeah. So anyway, Um,

933
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, I sold my house. Um,

934
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know the family that got it. They were

935
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 1: friends of friends of friends. I didn't tell them everything

936
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: that came with the house. With the house, what did

937
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 1: you do to the house. When I had the house,

938
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 1: I did build some add ons, one of which was

939
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: as kind of a cave a kind of a bunker,

940
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: a bat cave hidden if you will. I built a

941
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 1: bat cave on the house. Uh. Yeah, basically, you guys,

942
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: I built a bunker in the side yard of the house. WHOA,

943
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: that's cool. I mean, for one, how do you know

944
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: how to do that? I want one? And how rich?

945
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: Are you? Not? Not rich? I just have training? Okay. Um,

946
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: so you built a bunker. You built a bunker in

947
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: the house that you sold, like and they don't know it. Yeah,

948
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: And they don't know about it, and it gets a

949
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: little you know, it gets a little deeper. Uh, where

950
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm at right now gets a little bit boring. Um,

951
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: So I go there on the weekends to read my

952
00:50:54,520 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: favorite books on the weekend. So people not know about

953
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: the bunker. They don't know about the bunker. I mean

954
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: there's there's no sign. So you're still basically hanging out

955
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: at their house kind of when they're home, but you're

956
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: just underground in the bunker. Yeah. Are you not worried

957
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: about getting caught? Not at all? No. I know you

958
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: said it wasn't creepy, but it's kind of creepy, isn't it?

959
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: A little bit? No harm, no foul, But some stranger

960
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 1: is in your garden. It's a bunker's underground. It's different.

961
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: They are to see him when once he goes in. Yeah,

962
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: right right, why don't you just build a new bunker. Yeah,

963
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: that seems like a lot of work. Might but right

964
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: now my stuff's in there. You know, I feel pretty

965
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: good about everything. And I'm saying that this bunker, you

966
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: can't really tell that there's a bunker there because no, no,

967
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: you can't. No, it's it's definitely hidden by trees and stuff. Man,

968
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: that is crazy. Nerve. Yeah, it is nothing suspicious about

969
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: a guy trying to sneak into you garden. Nothing weird

970
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: about a guy living in a bunker under your house

971
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 1: at all. Nothing to see here. Well, that's kind of weird,

972
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: also kind of awesome. I really am gonna look in

973
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: ato getting a bunker. Now, let's do it. We have

974
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: from the back. Yeah, it might be amazing. Uh. Well,

975
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: Burton Early, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

976
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,720
Speaker 1: Hopefully you don't get caught hanging out in that bunker

977
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: and keep enjoying it. What's your dirty little secret? The

978
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand. I'm incredibly disappointed with the media.

979
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: It's the Jewel show. I'll tell you why. Okay, Lady

980
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: Gaga her dogs have been found, right, Oh yeah, but

981
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: it bugs me that I am so I have to

982
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: be such a forward thinker when it comes to like

983
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: news reporting and things like that. I hear one person

984
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: use the headline Lady Gagas dogas have been found. I

985
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: didn't hear one news report say that. And I guess

986
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: it's just, you know, I gotta keep such talent. I

987
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: gotta keep changing the game, you know, and innovating. Anyway,

988
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's doggas have been found. That's right. We're reporting

989
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: on it right now. Like there's a lot of interesting

990
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: information about this story, things that you might not know

991
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: about it. So her dogs, Gustav and Koji are back home.

992
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: They were recovered last week, nearly two full days after

993
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: they were stolen by thieves that ambushed and shot her

994
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: dog walker in Hollywood. If you haven't seen the radio

995
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 1: of her dog walker is crazy sad. So the woman

996
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 1: turned the dogs into the police. Yeah, after they were found.

997
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: They were found tied to a pole in alley miles away.

998
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: And Lady Gaga, remember she offered a five hundred thousand

999
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: dollars reward. Anybody who found those people love their dogs

1000
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: behind her dogs instead of the shooter. The dogs. Ye,

1001
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: people love their dogs, honestly, Alex and I got a

1002
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: dog for the kids this week, and uh, I mean

1003
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 1: I wish somebody would take it, because, I mean, do

1004
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 1: you blame him? She said that she would pay half

1005
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: a million dollars to whoever would give the dogs back, right,

1006
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: and that's if you bought them unknowingly or just whatever. What? Yeah? Right,

1007
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: and not the shooter. Nothing about the shooter. Well, yeah,

1008
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: at first, when I first heard of it, I was like, Okay,

1009
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: maybe this is someone who like has been wanting to

1010
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: kidnap these dogs for a reason. And I thought maybe

1011
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: it was like some sort of get back at you know,

1012
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: maybe she pissed somebody off and they knew how much

1013
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: she loved the dogs. And the fact that the dogs

1014
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: were abandoned by thieves so soon, it seems, the police say,

1015
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: it seems to suggest that the guys had no idea

1016
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,439
Speaker 1: that they stole Lady Gaga's dogs. Really they were weird. Yeah,

1017
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 1: And could you imagine they're being the guys that did that. Yeah,

1018
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: if you're just you're dog thieves, which is weird to

1019
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: get a better thing to thieves. But they're dog thieves, right,

1020
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: And then they get them and they get home and

1021
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: they're like, man, yeah, we got some French cheese to

1022
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: shoot that guy. That was not a good idea. Yeah,

1023
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: And then these are on the news and it's like,

1024
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: whoa crazy lady Gaga's dogs got what kind of dogs? They? Oh? Oh? Oh?

1025
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 1: But the good thing is is that Ryan Fisher, the

1026
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 1: guy who got shot, is going to have a full recovery. Yeah,

1027
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 1: you will. He's not gonna get five on ground. Though.

1028
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: I was like at first, die, I didn't even know

1029
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: because it was just so folks on the dogs, which

1030
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: was really weird. You didn't hear about him at all.

1031
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: All I could think about was a guy who got shot.

1032
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 1: It was such a weird thing to me. Yeah. And

1033
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: speaking of people stealing dogs, Alex and I got a

1034
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: puppy yet, No, we didn't steal it. Sounds like I did. No.

1035
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying, if anybody wants to take this puppy, go

1036
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: for it, because I'm tired. Yes, so much work. Yeah,

1037
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: we got a puppy. I wouldn't have gotten a puppy.

1038
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,479
Speaker 1: I only got it for my kids because I feel

1039
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: like it's important for kids to have dogs, but I

1040
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 1: actually am allergic to dogs. My allergies stays four to

1041
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: four for dogs and cats. And I've been telling Alex

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Speaker 1: Alexander Mary, by the way, if he didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, look all handled the dog thing

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Speaker 1: because I've had a few dogs. I've never kept a

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Speaker 1: dog full term, by the way, I've had to give

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Speaker 1: them all away because like growing up, my parents always

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Speaker 1: gave the dogs away for whatever reason because they're they're weird,

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Speaker 1: Like as soon as I didn't feed it, it was gone.

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Speaker 1: And then I got a couple of dogs myself, but

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Speaker 1: I was so busy that I couldn't take care of it,

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Speaker 1: and I felt bad. I found them some really good

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Speaker 1: families though, So anyway, but I do enjoy at least

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Speaker 1: training dogs and stuff. Yeah, you are good at training dogs.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, I'll take all headed up. I'll

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Speaker 1: head the dogs. Thank you so much for doing that.

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Speaker 1: Except either way, it's just gonna be a lot of work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, we are relying on the kids to help

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Speaker 1: a lot. But I am really really sad about having

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Speaker 1: something else to take to be honest, And about a

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Speaker 1: month or two you're gonna be like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I love it. I really can't wait till he's full

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Speaker 1: grown because I just love it. Like the thought of

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Speaker 1: having just a big dog. I haven't for a long

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Speaker 1: time since I was a kid. And German Shepherds are

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Speaker 1: like the best dog. Sorry, once you have one, you'll

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Speaker 1: never you know, your mind won't change those best dogs, though.

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Speaker 1: I am excited for them to have this experience and

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Speaker 1: to bond with a dog, and it is overall like

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Speaker 1: a good thing. So he's super cute. Sounds like a

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Speaker 1: presidential candidate to bond with a dog, that's what people do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I heard that people that's Alexander both feeling the same

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Speaker 1: way about this. Though. I think by about year seven,

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Speaker 1: I'll be like, this thing's dope, right, Yeah. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: also hit him just I can't move around as much anymore.

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Speaker 1: It just kind of lays around and chills. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: well his name is Snoop, right, that's very fame. And

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Speaker 1: also I'm really excited to get Beware of Dog sign

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Speaker 1: for my house. He's going to be our guard dog. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: i'thing excited about that. Yeah, So overall, Mike signment level

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Speaker 1: to get this dog's about a three out of ten. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'll go three. Okay, what about it? Not even

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Speaker 1: mid dog. Evan's more excited. Even you're going to be

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Speaker 1: our puppy sitter when we go out of town when

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Speaker 1: COVID is over. Yeah. You can have it. You can

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Speaker 1: have it, you can adopt it. Yeah, okay, that's idea.

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Speaker 1: The kids over there a couple of times a week.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, sorry, I'm allergic. The conversations have been

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Speaker 1: amazing though, between Alex and I because it's just like

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Speaker 1: their kids are super excited, you know, like we're getting

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Speaker 1: in the Hugson every night before bed for the past week,

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Speaker 1: and I've been like, this is a dumb decision to

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Speaker 1: do this. I'm gonna crybel Show on demand