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Speaker 1: recording in Happy Friday. Mantball. College football playoffs starts tonight.

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Speaker 2: Ah, it's not boys to say they don't play for

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Speaker 1: The other team, Georgia, they play in two months. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Wait, the teams that got to buy, they don't have

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm glad you told me that. I mean outside

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Speaker 2: That's a practice intersquad game for Penn State, which tells

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Speaker 1: You know what, bite your dick when you talk to me.

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Speaker 1: Penn State's in the Championship. Learn the ship. Let me

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Speaker 1: You know what, People that are from warm places don't

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Speaker 2: I was gonna lose it to Messi. I was gonna

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Speaker 2: What did he get Fight, Grind, Repeat Bones book?

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Speaker 1: Uh? It was close to that, but it didn't have

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Speaker 2: Not a lot of chapters in that one.

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Speaker 1: He goes, that's what Timmy said? Timmy said, this is messy?

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Speaker 2: Was it muck dar?

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Speaker 1: No, it was Daniel Love.

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Speaker 2: It's kids don't even know what MESSI looks like. Well,

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Speaker 1: They're six years old. The guy did have brown hair

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Speaker 1: like MESSI. He's short like MESSI, but he's not messy.

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Speaker 2: How did you go, Dad?

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Speaker 1: How come you went to the game and you didn't

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Speaker 1: because he is the greatest and he will probably retire

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Speaker 1: after this year. Let's go from chapter four to seven.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know they covered two chapters of the Messy Game.

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Speaker 1: But he was so excited.

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Speaker 2: You just about got outed with the kids. Dude, he

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Speaker 1: Oh man, he was going to connect the dots.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean you'd went to the game? Dad? God,

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Speaker 2: I misspoke. I what cheated?

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Speaker 1: Oh, don't tell your mom with another woman. We gotta

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Speaker 1: do it live. Arnold is here.

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Speaker 1: Get I'm just getting warm.

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Speaker 2: It's cold in this building.

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Speaker 1: I agree with you, but we figured out the temperature

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Speaker 1: I'm blowing in my blowing the whole time. Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'll blow you your hands. Okay, all right, we're not

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Speaker 1: back at the mill, dude. We're not gonna blow each

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Speaker 2: That was a great episode.

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Speaker 1: Great episode.

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Speaker 1: The one, two, three? Sore losers? What up? Everybody? I

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Speaker 1: I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I live

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Speaker 1: That is incredible. You've been that long since the Lions

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Speaker 2: I mean that is crazy to think God as crazy, dude,

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Speaker 2: You find the person you can be with, it all

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Speaker 2: But no one but fifty years.

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Speaker 1: Like I remember my grandparents celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary

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Speaker 2: What day is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you and your wife need to do something

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Speaker 2: It sounds like the convention.

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Speaker 2: What a way to celebrate fifty years of commitment to

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Speaker 1: Graham and grandpa met a hooker last night. Congrats on

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Speaker 1: go to Coachella for fifty years. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: Didn't even think of that. What if we have fifty conventions? Unbelievable,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd have to do more than make sure you

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Speaker 1: not on Sixth Street, it's gonna be on Rosa Parks.

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Speaker 1: It's a really nice living facility. Why have you seen

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Speaker 1: You gotta you forgot to put your dingers in. You

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Speaker 2: We'd like to thank all of our sore losers nation

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Speaker 1: Ram And the studio now is beautiful? It is. It's uh.

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Speaker 1: We have a little young kid here, it's Arnold's kid.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you guys like my audio?

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Speaker 1: Shup you little shit. Well, we got Arnold so working

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Speaker 1: do you go visit your dad's grave? He died when

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Speaker 1: So happy fiftieth wedding aniversion of my parents. Hopefully you

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Speaker 1: will be at Coaches Convention, four people. That way you

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Speaker 1: can see what it's like, and then when you come

435
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Speaker 1: to the fiftieth you'll be like, man, things have changed.

436
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Speaker 1: We'll take a break and we'll be right back. Yeah. Man, hey,

437
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Speaker 1: put your hand around me like your dad did. No,

438
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna no no, but we didn't believe you

439
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: can get on there and do that shit. What was

440
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Speaker 1: the time fifth rocking? Yeah, let's just keep rocking because

441
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Speaker 1: maybe he brings a golden tape. Right, we're live. I know,

442
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Speaker 1: I know. I'm gonna tell you you're not a dad yet,

443
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Speaker 1: and if you ever damn a dad, I have a cat,

444
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Speaker 1: son of a bitch. Oh sorry, sorry, sorry? What's your

445
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Speaker 1: cat's name? Bojangles?

446
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Speaker 2: Fluffy? Oh, Piper, Pipe? No, Piper was the old one,

447
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Speaker 2: Piper's the new one. The old one was called Scully,

448
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Speaker 2: but I nicknamed him Pablo, and the new one is

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Speaker 2: called Piper, and I nicknamed her Fluffy.

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Speaker 1: I can't keep I can't keep track of your damn

451
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Speaker 1: pet names. Like there's too many. You don't have a

452
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Speaker 1: nickname for your damn pet. Like who has a nickname

453
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Speaker 1: for their damn pet? Yeah, like, either you name it

454
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Speaker 1: Fluffy or you name it Piper, And there's no Oh,

455
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Speaker 1: his name is Fluffy, but I call him Piper.

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Speaker 2: What the that's too confusing? My mom taught me as

457
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Speaker 2: a kid. Cats can have twenty different names, and as

458
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Speaker 2: long as you call them that name, they know. Dogs

459
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Speaker 2: have their one name. Cats are a unique ccs. What

460
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Speaker 2: does Bay call her Piper?

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Speaker 1: Oh? My god? And then I either call her fluffy

462
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Speaker 1: or squeaky? No, oh my god, because she doesn't squeak.

463
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Speaker 1: You walk by her and she goes, dude, she doesn't meow,

464
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Speaker 1: she squeaks. So the the real name is Piper. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you call her Fluffy and squeaky. Yes, okay, it has

466
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Speaker 1: to be that cat like is so confused in the head.

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Speaker 2: But then we also call it depending on the part

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Speaker 2: of the house that she's in. So she's either towel

469
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Speaker 2: kitty when she goes on the towel rack, she's either

470
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Speaker 2: drawer kitty, dude, she climbs in one of our drawers

471
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Speaker 2: and sleeps one of our drawers. So she's either towel kitty,

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Speaker 2: drawer kitty, or office chair kitty because she'll go sit

473
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Speaker 2: in my wife's office chair, or couch kitty, or fort

474
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Speaker 2: kitty when we make her forts or that's maybe the

475
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Speaker 2: last one, or we do also closet kitty because she'll

476
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Speaker 2: go crawl in underneath our clothes. There's all she knows.

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Speaker 1: It's okay to come out right, yes, okay, yeah, yeah,

478
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Speaker 1: all right. Anyway, So when you when you become a

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Speaker 1: father of a human, if you become a father of

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Speaker 1: a human, if you have that in your plans in

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Speaker 1: your future, I'm gonna tell you something that sounds so

482
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Speaker 1: fun and you build it up in your head and

483
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Speaker 1: you think, oh, this is gonna be so fun to

484
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Speaker 1: do with my kids. What an experience you're gonna build

485
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Speaker 1: these memories and then I'm gonna tell you what happens.

486
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Speaker 1: It ends up sucking because so frustrating, and it's like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, why did I think this was a

488
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Speaker 1: good idea to do with my kids? Why didn't I

489
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Speaker 1: do it when they were asleep or at school, or

490
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Speaker 1: at the store or anywhere else?

491
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Speaker 2: Less is more? What did you remember with your dad?

492
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Speaker 2: Karaoke bar, run down moment? What are your kids gonna remember?

493
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Speaker 2: Caroling that was free?

494
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Speaker 1: And damn remember Disney World?

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Speaker 2: No, I went to Disney World, Dude, I don't remember

496
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Speaker 2: damn one thing about it. But you know what I remember,

497
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Speaker 2: pointless ass times in the house.

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Speaker 1: I remember, I remember plating this stuff on the car

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Speaker 1: ride and me and my mom reading Where the reds

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Speaker 1: as we're driving to Grandma and Grandpa's house and we

501
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Speaker 1: pull into Grandma and Grandpa's little gravel parking lot driveway,

502
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Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it, and that was the

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Speaker 1: finish of the book, and we are all bawling, crying,

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Speaker 1: because if you've ever read Where the Red Fern Grows.

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Speaker 1: My Mom's like, I'm gonna read this family book. It'll

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Speaker 1: be good. On the road trip to Chicago. Oh my god,

507
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Speaker 1: the hearn doesn't grow.

508
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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Anne and Dan were the dogs. Whoo. That one's a

510
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Speaker 1: rough one. Guys, don't read it to your kids when

511
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Speaker 1: they're like ten. It'll rip their hearts out.

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Speaker 2: Mom did the red fern end up growing?

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Speaker 1: So anyway, don't think putting Christmas lights up with your

514
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Speaker 1: kid is going to be a fun family activity. I mean,

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Speaker 1: good god, it is the most stressful, miserable experience you

516
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Speaker 1: will have with the holiday season. You think, oh, yes,

517
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Speaker 1: father son bonding, father daughter bonding. Whatever kind of kids

518
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Speaker 1: you have daughter. No, I'm saying, whatever kind of kids

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Speaker 1: you have, and you want to involve them in the

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Speaker 1: process to get them in the Christmas spirit. And then

521
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Speaker 1: you go out decided to put the Christmas lights up

522
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Speaker 1: and it is nothing but bickering and fighting and crying

523
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Speaker 1: and complaining. Dad, he got to do the blue light

524
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Speaker 1: last time. I want to do the blue light. Dad,

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Speaker 1: he got to do three on that strand I only

526
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Speaker 1: got to do two. He was on the ladder longer

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Speaker 1: than me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to.

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Speaker 1: Get back on the ladder, Dad, I can't.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how long were we out there for?

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Speaker 1: Well? What should have taken about an hour? I would

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Speaker 1: imagine it was probably three and a half hours. Father

533
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Speaker 1: in law, I got in the box truck.

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Speaker 2: Dude, he knocked it out in an afternoon when I

535
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Speaker 2: was on vacation in Cabo Kansas, actually Vegas.

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Speaker 1: That sounds nice and great and grand. And I had

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Speaker 1: no father in law do it for me. My dad

538
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Speaker 1: didn't come up here and do it for me. I thought, yes,

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Speaker 1: we'll do it with the kids. And we have ones

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Speaker 1: where we just stick them in the ground and line

541
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Speaker 1: the you know, like the walkway or whatever you call it.

542
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Speaker 1: The Yeah, the sidewalk up to the house. Yeah, man,

543
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Speaker 1: the walkway, the moat, the moat, whatever. And I mean

544
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Speaker 1: it took three and a half hours and we didn't

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Speaker 1: even finish the ones on the roof.

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Speaker 2: Did was a ladder involved?

547
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got up on the roof. You trusted your

548
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Speaker 1: kids with the ladder and you were they holding the ladder? No.

549
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Speaker 1: I let them climb up the ladder to a certain point.

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Speaker 1: There was a certain point, and I had them put

551
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Speaker 1: a couple in the tree.

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Speaker 2: Okay, But then when you got on the ladder, who

553
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Speaker 2: was holding it for you?

554
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Speaker 1: Nobody? Dude, You are lucky you didn't break your neck.

555
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Speaker 1: What do you mean that thing one wind. I don't know, dude,

556
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Speaker 1: we could just jump off. It ain't like I'm twenty

557
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Speaker 1: feet in the had a buddy, had a buddy. He

558
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Speaker 1: was a roofer and he was an alcoholic, a terrible combination.

559
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Speaker 1: Broke his neck, broke his leg, and he said, I'm

560
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Speaker 1: gonna give up one of them. And he didn't.

561
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Speaker 2: He didn't give up the booze. He gave up roofing.

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Speaker 1: I mean my dad as when Kobe died, he was

563
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Speaker 1: up on he was up on a roof and he

564
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Speaker 1: fell off the same day. Kobe felt not the same.

565
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Speaker 1: I don't know, it was like the same time. And

566
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Speaker 1: that's when he realized I need to retire, Like what

567
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Speaker 1: the hell am I doing? Kobe fell and died from

568
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Speaker 1: the helicopter, and your dad fell the same day and said,

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Speaker 1: why am I doing this work? He fell off a roof? Wow, Yeah,

570
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Speaker 1: that's kind of scary. Did he break anything? No, he

571
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Speaker 1: just laid there on the ground like uh uh uh.

572
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Speaker 1: He was fell off a roof and he was like hilarious,

573
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Speaker 1: and it's like, okay, my right arm works, my left

574
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Speaker 1: arm work off a roof. Can you imagine somebody's seeing

575
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Speaker 1: somebody hanging up lights? Falling off a roof. How are

576
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Speaker 1: there not more injuries in the news. I don't know

577
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Speaker 1: these dads out there having a couple of drinks. It'll

578
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Speaker 1: be fun with the kids dicking around. Next thing, you know,

579
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Speaker 1: you fall. Yeah, my brother batter's box. Hey, everybody, what

580
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Speaker 1: if everybody that's box? I'm a rougher. Uh. He was

581
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Speaker 1: working with my dad one day when my dad when

582
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Speaker 1: he was younger, I mean he was probably in his twenties.

583
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Speaker 1: My brother and he was on the scaffolding they were

584
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Speaker 1: doing sighting. He fell off scissor lift. He broke his

585
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Speaker 1: arm or risk.

586
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Speaker 2: That's one good way to get out of working.

587
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Speaker 1: My Dad's like, you come for one damn day and

588
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Speaker 1: you fall off?

589
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Speaker 2: Was his first day?

590
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, what the hell's wrong with you? Dude? I

591
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Speaker 1: got to tell you.

592
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Speaker 2: My father in law had me doing something. We have

593
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Speaker 2: vaulted ceilings. He had me stand on a twelve foot

594
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Speaker 2: ladder my hands above my head to reach the light.

595
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Speaker 1: Oh no, did you stand on the little one that

596
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Speaker 1: says not a step, dude?

597
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Speaker 2: I no, I was one below it because I had

598
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Speaker 2: to brace my shins against it.

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Speaker 1: Dude, if I would have fallen broken leg, broken arms,

600
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Speaker 1: But I had impress the father in law. Yeah, but

601
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Speaker 1: I've never changed those lights. They go out, we'll go

602
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: without them. I ain't changed them.

603
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Speaker 2: I was terrifying.

604
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Speaker 1: Dude.

605
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Speaker 2: You say your kids took three hours to do an hour.

606
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Speaker 2: I think Gary thought it was going to take me

607
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Speaker 2: about forty five minutes to do that. Dude, I was

608
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: there all afternoon, from about one until four thirty. I'd

609
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: have to get the courage. I'd go up to the

610
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Speaker 2: very top one. Dude, to raise your hands above your

611
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 2: head when you're not holding on weird. It's the weirdest

612
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Speaker 2: feeling ever. And then once I'm up there, I got

613
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Speaker 2: the cock eyed thing. You have to actually the thing.

614
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 2: You have to be able to turn it. You had

615
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: to pull these little screws out so that it latches on,

616
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 2: so you then actually had to maneuver your fingers while

617
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Speaker 2: you're fourteen feet in the air.

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Speaker 1: It's terrifying. That day I said, just like your brother,

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Speaker 1: I'm done. Like your dad, I'm done. That was my

620
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Speaker 1: last day with construction. What's funny is I talked to

621
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Speaker 1: my dad after I put the Christmas lights on the roof.

622
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Speaker 1: He goes, you got on the ladder, and I was

623
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Speaker 1: like yeah, and he goes, don't tell Ray, come on.

624
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: Ray would freak out. Oh and my kids, you know,

625
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: they start getting up there, and then they started to

626
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: reach to put some on the tree. Oh, they start

627
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: freaking out. My It's all right, guys, I got you.

628
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Speaker 2: And he's like, wait, they were on baby ladders or

629
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Speaker 2: they were on the real ladder, okay, but you were

630
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Speaker 2: holding I was holding them.

631
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: I was right behind them, and I walk up the

632
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: ladder behind them so they could do it. And then

633
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: they'd want me to just take them down. I was like, no, no,

634
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: you got to learn how to climb down the ladder

635
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: the right way. Dude.

636
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Speaker 2: You're lucky that dicking around with both y'all on the

637
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Speaker 2: ladder that you didn't fall from that a five feet

638
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: twist your ankle or something. You understand, ladders can fall

639
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 2: really easily.

640
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: Did you know if you just put it on a

641
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: flat ground, when is there flat ground in the backyard

642
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: with a tree. It's a great point, Let's be honest.

643
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: It wasn't that flat, dude, because you put it on

644
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: some moult or you hit it on a tree branch

645
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: or a bush.

646
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: You know, it's a recipe for disaster.

647
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: I mean ladders are the weirdest thing, and people just

648
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: trust them like they're no big deal, Like they just

649
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 1: throw them up. The people that are on them all

650
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: the time. Boop dude, my dad. Well that was it

651
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: for fire Watch.

652
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 2: We had to go stand at ladders at the mill

653
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: because guys would go climb into shit and we just

654
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 2: stand at ladders. You always had somebody holding the ladder

655
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 2: for you.

656
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, by smart. Yeah. But I didn't have anybody

657
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: holding it for me. But the point of the story

658
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: was what should have been an hour job and so fun,

659
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: was so frustrating and so time consuming. And I'm gonna

660
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: look back on it and be like, oh, that was

661
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: so fun and it was enjoyable because we got to

662
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: do it together. But in the moment, god, it was

663
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: so annoying then, like you would start doing it. Time Dad, Pause,

664
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta go to the bathroom. Okay,

665
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: So you gotta pause because if you put up any lights,

666
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: why one of them is gone. They throw a fit

667
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: and start wailing on the ground. So you just wait.

668
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: So the one comes out from pooping, all right, cool,

669
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,479
Speaker 1: start doing it. Three more, dad, Dad, hold on another one.

670
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: I gotta go poop okay, all right, wait wait, wait,

671
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: comes back out there. You put a blue one in

672
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: the ground without me. Okay, you did it with all

673
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: three of them, all three of them.

674
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 2: Man, the littlest one can walk.

675
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: He's three. Man.

676
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he's a little baby.

677
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: Like he can walk. He's been walking for over a year.

678
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: I at the convention.

679
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah he's walking. Man, he's almost old enough to come

680
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: to Coaches Convention or Sore Losers dot Com if you

681
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: want to get your tickets. Great Christmas present, by the way,

682
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: But anyway, then it's like we get back and doing it, Dad,

683
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: I need some water, Oh my god, Like what are

684
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: we doing? Or he's on the ladder and they'll count one, two,

685
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: please start counting, and I'm like, what are you doing?

686
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm timing him on the ladder.

687
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 2: No, no, you're not like the last number you say.

688
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: And then they get to fifteen and whatever, we get down.

689
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: Then I get up and they do one, right Dad,

690
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: it wasn't fifteen yet. I don't have to get down.

691
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's funny.

692
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: It's like when I used to go to my grandpa's house.

693
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 2: Was this a weekend or a weekday?

694
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: Oh, it was a weekend. Okay, weekend.

695
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 2: How could you do that after a day of work? No,

696
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 2: I'm saying I can't.

697
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: Well, I had to do it. I had to put

698
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: the tree up after a day's work. Now I did

699
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: do that, but was stressful. Now you have a fake tree,

700
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: hunh Yeah, so you had to put it all together?

701
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,719
Speaker 1: Is it all together when you just take it out

702
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: of the box.

703
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: Had to put it all together, twelve foot tree. You

704
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 2: had to fluff it, flock it. It was already flocked.

705
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: I don't have to tell that. I don't know locking

706
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: snow stuff got it and it's Yeah, it was a lot.

707
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: Do you do? Do you have lights on your tree?

708
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 2: Well, it's already built in. All that's built in. But

709
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: what we realized this year that we got to do

710
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 2: next year. You've got to put the ornaments on the

711
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: very top part and the star before you put it on.

712
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 2: Because once we put it on, none of us could reach.

713
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: So Justin had to come over and hang the ornaments

714
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 2: on the very top and then we never did the star.

715
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 2: Nobody can reach that.

716
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: Dude.

717
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 2: I need like fucking shock to come over. I need

718
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 2: fucking cream. I dueled Jabar to come hang the star.

719
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: Dude, hold on. You need Sean Bradley in your house

720
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: to put the star on top of the tree.

721
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 3: The fucking yow mean to come over there and hang

722
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: the star. Ain't nobody reaching that thing with the ten

723
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 3: foot ladder. So what you're telling me is Justin had

724
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 3: to come over and he did the top part. He

725
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 3: was a little sloppy and we had him hang like

726
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 3: four ornaments. He falls and breaks his leg.

727
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I love it and that and that's

728
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: my We did the When we did the tree inside,

729
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: the kids were getting on the ladder because they every

730
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: one of them, they want to hang them high, like

731
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: the cool part is to hang it high on the tree.

732
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: Can't put it on the low branches that they can

733
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: just reach. No, dad, I want it even with that one.

734
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: So we have a whole section of all these ornaments

735
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: up on top and they're all like even on the

736
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: same branches because they want to be the same height.

737
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: And then down towards the bottom, very few ornaments because

738
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: they won't put them on the bottom. Great job, guys, huh.

739
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: But yes, when I used to go over to my

740
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: grandpa Is to freaking do lights, Oh my god, he

741
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: was a what do you call it OCD. He had diagrams,

742
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: and he'd be like, you pull out a thing of

743
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: lights from the the garage and you'd be like front

744
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: left bush, left side of the house. Make sure the

745
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: plug is facing south, and so you had to fall

746
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: it exactly, put it out to find that bush. Make

747
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: the plug follow facing south. Then he liked to line

748
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: his walkway and he would make you get a ruler

749
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: and measure eight inches apart, love it eight inches, and

750
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: then you'd pound in the steak put the floor. And

751
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: so one time I'm just doing it and he goes,

752
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: those don't look eight inches because I wasn't measuring I

753
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: don't know what eight inches. And he pulls out the ruler.

754
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I thought you got to redo it.

755
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: That's when my uncle ca and lost it. This is

756
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: why no one wants to come over and help you.

757
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: God damn it. Like, just let us put the lights up.

758
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't add a couple kit. And then Ken just

759
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: left and said I'm out Christmas. One time, my cousin

760
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: Andrew and I are over there doing it and we

761
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 1: get done and he's like, yeah, I think you're done.

762
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: I think you're done. Looks good to me, and I'm like,

763
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: he goes, but ask your grandma. I ask your grandma

764
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: if there's anything else she wants you to do with

765
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: the lights? All right, Grandma comes out. My grandma, is

766
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: anything else you know? Do you like the lights? They

767
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: look good? She goes, I think you're all done. It

768
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: looks good to me. And Grandpa's like, actually, I think

769
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: there's some more in the shed. Let's go look in

770
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 1: the shed. He wanted Grandma to say it, but Grandma didn't,

771
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 1: so he had to say it.

772
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: He didn't approve of it.

773
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: Yes, So then I go in the shed and I'm

774
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: getting the shit out. Is this when you say something?

775
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I mean, what

776
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: the hell I mean, if he wants to just do more,

777
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: just say it. Why does he act like we're done

778
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: and we're not done? I mean, we don't, don't mind

779
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: help him, but jeez, it's so stupid that he acts like, oh,

780
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: you're done, and then you have grandma come out and

781
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: Grandma says, we're done, and then he he knows these

782
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: lights through here, so just tell us someone to do

783
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: the damn lights. And my cousin wasn't watching, and Grandpa

784
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: had walked up and he heard everything.

785
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 2: I heard, you son of a bitch.

786
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: And he's like, you guys can go home. You guys

787
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: can go home.

788
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 2: You got booted.

789
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, no, no, he goes, no, no,

790
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: it's cool. You guys just go home.

791
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 2: I'll go find Uncle Ken.

792
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, now, my Andrew, what

793
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: were you doing? He goes, I didn't even think about

794
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: watching out. I mean, were you were standing at the

795
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: door of the shed like you're standing at the door.

796
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: Your whole point is to be watching to see if

797
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 1: anybody's coming.

798
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: Go find your uncle Ken and get the hell off my.

799
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. So yes, if you're gonna put

800
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: up Christmas lights with your kids, let me tell you

801
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: don't do it. And if you don't do it, if

802
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: you're ever gonna talk shit, guys, always put a foot

803
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 1: to the door, so if somebody does come in, the

804
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: door would hit you in the foot before they would

805
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: come in in here exactly. Let's take a break, we'll

806
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: be right back.

807
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 2: What's that time, thirty six, let's just call it good

808
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 2: or yeah.

809
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yeah.

810
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: I was thinking the whole time we were in the

811
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 2: other studio, I was like, man, I don't think this saved,

812
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 2: but it did good.

813
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're live now. I am thank you because I

814
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: said something and it was not on right, You're live. Now.

815
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Tennessee Ohio State? Like, are you nervous?

816
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 2: Don't want to talk about it?

817
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 1: Kidding?

818
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 2: Of course, I'm an open buck. What's up, dude? It's

819
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 2: not good. It really isn't And Baser and Justin?

820
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: Are you gonna watch it with Justin? Here's the text thread.

821
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: Baser goes, hey, the game's too late, Grandma emoji, I'm

822
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: not gonna go downtown. Justin has a bar he likes

823
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 2: to go to called the Underground, which turns into an

824
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 2: Ohio State bar. We all like to watch games together,

825
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 2: but do we like me and Justin like to watch

826
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: Ohio State games together when we bet on this similar thing,

827
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: and we like to route together. We like to watch

828
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 2: balls games together when we bet similarly? Why in God's

829
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 2: green Earth would we watch Tennessee and Ohio State together?

830
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: I want to win, he wants to win.

831
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: He's gonna be pissed off if they lose. I'm not

832
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: as much as a diehard fan, but with this format,

833
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: damn it. They got Oregon.

834
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 2: Though, with this format, I think the Vall's got a

835
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 2: chance a chance in hell, Whereas back in the day,

836
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 2: if they had two lass like up here comes a

837
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: Bowl game, They're not in the final four. It was

838
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: always the Georgias of the world, Thebama's. There's actually a

839
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 2: chance if your Boise State SMU, Notre Dame and the balls,

840
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 2: there's a mathematical chance that you can fucking win the championship.

841
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 2: Where since I've lived here, dude, they've always been on

842
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 2: the outside looking in.

843
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: So it is a big game. I ain't watch it

844
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: with Justin.

845
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't, but Justin goes it is up

846
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: to you guys if you want to watch it.

847
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, he hadn't hit me up to see if I

848
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 1: want to watch it with him. Yet still waiting on

849
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: that text. Because here's my thing. I was at Neiland

850
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: Stadium and I watched Tennessee play Kentucky. Tennessee sucks lotos

851
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 1: Isle State Tennessee su Dude, did you watch Ohio State?

852
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 2: They got sodomized by whoever they last played.

853
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: Like, I love Tennessee. They have a good running back,

854
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: Simpson or something of OJ's descent. Sampson maybe says I

855
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,760
Speaker 1: don't know, but he's good. But igamug and mal Laala

856
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: don't disrespect. I don't know why they suck, but they suck.

857
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 1: They were good to start the year. No, they were

858
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: good when they played like Appalachian State of Saint Mary's, Like,

859
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: I mean, they played some crap team. But when they

860
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: play a team like when when I watched them, they

861
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: don't move the Their offense is terrible. I thought Josh

862
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: Heipel was supposed to be some offensive genius and they

863
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: struggled to move the ball against Kentucky.

864
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they were a high flying They only

865
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: gave one second in between plays. They put up six points.

866
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 2: We didn't do we ever see it. We saw one

867
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 2: touchdown and we finally saw a touchdown there. But that's

868
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

869
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 1: Like I thought they were gonna go fast, fast, fast,

870
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: one pace, wear the other team out, high fly and

871
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: throwing it around. And I watched them, I'm like, these

872
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:03,959
Speaker 1: guys are good.

873
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: They're not good.

874
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: Then they lost to Arkansas. That was a brutal game.

875
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: So I am I think Ohio State. I don't even

876
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: if Ohio State's.

877
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 2: Good backup quarterback Arkansas. That's what was brutal. Ohio State

878
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 2: is interesting. Thought Will Howard was gonna be a lot

879
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 2: better than he is. They've got the names.

880
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: They have the egg Bukahs, they have the Trevion Henderson's,

881
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: they have the backup behind that, the other kid, Judkins,

882
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: Kenyon Judkins. Then they got on the outsides egg Buka,

883
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: the ghost of Marvin Harrison, the third. They've got the

884
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: new kid Williamson or something Jamison something, some alcoholic drink

885
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: they got as a receiver. Ohio State's damn good. I

886
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: think Ohio State's gonna crush them.

887
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,959
Speaker 2: That's why Vegas thinks gives ball seven and a half

888
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: and a hook.

889
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I don't. I don't understand the love

890
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: around Tennessee. Like when I watched them a couple times

891
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 1: this season, I didn't see anything good about them, And

892
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's just so weird, Like why, That's what

893
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, I don't, I don't know. I don't

894
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: feel like they're good. I think Ohio State crushes them.

895
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: I think Penn State crushes SMU because it's cold and

896
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: guys for more weather don't want to play in the cold.

897
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: Indiana is gonna beat Notre Dame and then I think

898
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: Texas beats Clemson. I mean, that's it, that's there. They

899
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: are your winners for the weekend.

900
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 2: So it's chalk except for Indiana.

901
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I don't know if Texas blows Clemson out.

902
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of cool, but they'll win. I

903
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: think they win, but I think their defense is awesome.

904
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what Clemson. I don't know if they'll

905
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: be able to move the ball on Texas.

906
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: The only thing I know about Clemson is they got

907
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 2: sodomized by Georgia to start the year, and then they

908
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 2: randomly played some really good games where they blew the

909
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 2: doors off of teams, and then they kind of sucked

910
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 2: towards the end.

911
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: Another team that their offense. I'm just like, oh my,

912
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: go so boring to watch Georgia. No Clemson cave. Clembnick

913
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: is going home to Austin, Texas. His fans will be

914
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: in the crowd, but I don't think they'll be allowed

915
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: enough to shut up all them longhorns down there, you know,

916
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 1: the forty acres.

917
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 2: I go, Billy, are you going to the game? Billy's

918
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: in Austin.

919
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: He goes, what do you mean? What game? What Billy,

920
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 1: Texas plays Clemson at DKR BRO and he goes, Oh,

921
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: what time is the game?

922
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: He didn't even knows the home game.

923
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: Let me my boys, let me see if they're going.

924
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: I know Garrett's not going, he's never gone. He never goes.

925
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 1: And then Billy going from not knowing that the game

926
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: was home too. Yeah, I'll probably find a tailgate and

927
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: find a ticket. Okay, Billy dude goes to everything f

928
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: one eminem he was there, dk R, he's there, He's

929
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: going to be there. Let's text Garrett. I guarantee he's

930
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: not going to go. No chance anyone going to the game.

931
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: But I do like the layout. I like even though

932
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: we're going to be a Brett Eldridge. I like how

933
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,919
Speaker 1: we get a little Indiana Notre Dome as an appetizer

934
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: and then the next day, Oh crap, we are going

935
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: to be a Brett Eldridge during that right. Yeah, that's

936
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking about that.

937
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 2: I thought, I but I chose romance over sports Saturday though,

938
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: sports all day, no romance. Who's the early game, don't know?

939
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: I know Texas, Clemson, afternoon night games, Ohio State, Tennessee.

940
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the likes of SMU and Penn State.

941
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: Oh it's got Oh yeah, they are there, the early ones.

942
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: They gotta play sometime. I mean, that's the game. They

943
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 1: don't want anybody watching. They're hoping everybody's still damn asleep

944
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: because they're like, oh, we got these two shitholes of

945
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: SMU and freaking Penn State. Let's put them early in

946
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 1: the morning when people got things going on, because let

947
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: me tell you what I got going Saturday. Man. We

948
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: were at a party last weekend and we're I was

949
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: talking to some of the ladies and one lady is like, oh,

950
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: you know, I want our kids to play together. And

951
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: one lady's like, oh, I have a brunch at my

952
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: house next Saturday. We'll all come over and have mimosas,

953
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: let the kids run around. Who these are the dads?

954
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: No are the moms? Oh sometimes the dads talk like that. No.

955
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: I somehow I got roped in with these three moms

956
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: and they started talking and I was like, all right,

957
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: cool is holding court I'm holding courts. I'm like, all right,

958
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 1: you know, brunch next Saturday sounds great, but you talked

959
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: to me into a brunch. They are the ones that

960
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: brought it up.

961
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 2: Which is the man about the neighborhood.

962
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: And I was because I was talking about one time

963
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: we had a brunch at one of their houses and

964
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 1: that they made something really good. It was like naked

965
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: oatmeal or something I don't even know, and it was delicious.

966
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: I was like, I really I need the recipe for that.

967
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my wife to make that. They're like, well,

968
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: why don't we just have them runch next Saturday. I'll

969
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 1: make it again. I'll be a better wife. And I

970
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: guess I got to get a voice for them that

971
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 1: was like no teeth, Keith and Arnold combined. And I said, great,

972
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: let's do it. And so they're all brunch Saturday, Brunch Saturday. Whoo.

973
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: We all cheers and we walk away. And so like

974
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 1: midweek I texted and I was like, Hey, are we

975
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: still doing the brunch on Saturday?

976
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 2: Is it just you or your wife and kids?

977
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: Oh? Wife and kids, they're all in the thread. They're

978
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: all my wife's on the thread. It's just like five

979
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: families on the thread. And she goes, oh, if you

980
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: mean brunch, if you mean like pizza at a trampoline park,

981
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: because I forgot it's my son's birthday. Party on that day. Oh,

982
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: the brunch has been canceled, So I'm head of the

983
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: trampoline park.

984
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 2: You went from naked oatmeal and MILFs to trampoline pizza.

985
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: Trampoline pizza, dude, it's it's not good. And my wife

986
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: for some reasons like, is it weird that I like

987
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: the pizza there? So that's very strange of all the pizza,

988
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 1: all the pizza. Trampoline park pizza is not on my

989
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: top five, but it's not on my top one hundred.

990
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: It is not that good. And she was like, every

991
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: time there's a birthday party, I always am like, oh,

992
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: I hope there's extra pizza so I can have a piece.

993
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why, it's kind of good.

994
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 2: My list pizza and pubber on the corner. Number one,

995
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 2: Number two is is dough Boys, Dough, Dick Rock and Dough.

996
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 2: That one number two. What's our third? Do you always

997
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 2: get up here to the studio? It's is it out

998
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 2: of business or still there? That's number three. That's fantastic,

999
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 2: not trampoline park pizza.

1000
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: I just thought I texted one of my boys, you're

1001
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: going to the game. He goes, nah, but we're gonna

1002
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 1: go to campus for some tailgating, then going to watch

1003
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,399
Speaker 1: it this place called east Side, call on the east

1004
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: side called Chalmers, and he goes, here's my prediction for

1005
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 1: the game. Arch is going to finish the Clemson game.

1006
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: For whatever reason. Not sure what it is, but in

1007
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: my mind, Arch is coming in the game and he

1008
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: wins us the game, then he will start next week

1009
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: versus Arizona State.

1010
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 2: All right, thanks for the prediction there, Sark. We didn't

1011
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 2: ask for that unsolicited.

1012
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: No, I know, I didn't solicit a I did not

1013
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: ask for a prediction. But he just told me how

1014
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: the game's gonna go. So we'll take a break and

1015
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. Dude. So I'm gonna tell you

1016
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: what you're gonna eat this weekend. Look, UTSA plays, Utsa

1017
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: is good. Utsa is good, So you're gonna take UTSA.

1018
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: They might be minus nine, they might be nine as

1019
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: ten by now, it doesn't matter. They're gonna run it

1020
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: up in the bowl that they are in. Don't know

1021
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: the name of the bull. I don't know the name

1022
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 1: of the bull. Think they're playing Coastal Carolina in that bowl.

1023
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: And you are gonna take Utsa minus the points, take

1024
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: it to the Bank.

1025
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess it's like the Coastal Carolina.

1026
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: Suck Off Bowl or something. It might be. I have

1027
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:06,439
Speaker 1: no idea. Uh. Yeah, that's exciting, Uh, because we won't

1028
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: be here to tell you that UTSA is gonna win,

1029
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: but that I just want to let you know that's

1030
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: what's going to happen. I was wondering why my voice

1031
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: sounded weird? Did you notice that a condom on this

1032
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: mic the whole time? No, I didn't notice that. I

1033
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: didn't think your voice sounded that weird at all. Mike

1034
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: can tell dude telling a fish piss under a waterfall. Oh,

1035
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: that's pretty incredible. Uh.

1036
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 2: Truck drivers, as you guys drive across America, make sure

1037
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 2: you turn us on.

1038
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: Do you have any more locks? Yeah, they're gonna give

1039
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: me the Minnesota Vikings. Minnesota Vikings going to Seattle. I

1040
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: watched Seattle play the Green Bay Packers and they suck.

1041
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: Geno Smith is hobbling around, he's practicing, but man, is

1042
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: he really gonna be one hundred percent? And the defense

1043
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: that Brian Flores throws at the Seahawks, he's going to

1044
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: be rushing Gino. Gino won't be able to escape. U Sharbonnett. Yeah,

1045
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: what about Kenneth Walker of the eighteenth? They did not

1046
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: practice this week. He wasn't practicing. So give me the

1047
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: Minnesota Vikings minus three at Seattle. Take it to the bank,

1048
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: and God almighty, dude, I cannot wait for this game.

1049
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: Buffalo Bills, New England Patriots. The Bills, they I mean,

1050
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: they don't even need to win that. They just win

1051
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: this game easily. They don't have to do anything, they

1052
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 1: don't even have to try that hard, and they're still

1053
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: going to blow the Patriots out. Are the Bills to

1054
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: front runner right now? Because Vegas has them the winner

1055
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl? Yes, they showed a lot in

1056
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: that Lions game. Yeah, give me the Bills minus fourteen

1057
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: take it to the bank because they know they got

1058
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: to win every game to get home field advantage. They

1059
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: need the Chiefs to lose. They cannot lose, so they

1060
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: can't overlook the Patriots. They have easy games left, but

1061
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: they still have to show up and dominate so they

1062
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 1: can get homefield advantage.

1063
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 2: See you think, oh, because they're gonna want that second

1064
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 2: home game. They wanted to be in Buffalo posed the Kansas. Yes,

1065
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 2: that's a big difference because right now.

1066
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: Team wise in the AFC, it really doesn't make a

1067
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: shitload a difference. It's really they're really Kansas City and

1068
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: Buffalo are both either playing the Chargers of the Broncos, right, Yeah,

1069
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I don't know anything else about it,

1070
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: but that's all I know because that I'm telling you

1071
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: that Ravens Texans thing is so locked up because they

1072
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: both had a hell of a Ravens being an amazing

1073
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: team and not winning the.

1074
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 2: Division locked them to play the the Ravens. So it's

1075
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 2: it's a lockdown match that ain't moving. So you got

1076
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 2: these other shitty teams floating around the likes of the

1077
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 2: Chargers Pittsburgh if you will, and the Chargers again they're

1078
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 2: in the playoffs twice. Yeah, but they're just floating. So

1079
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 2: I mean with Texans and Ravens, who are the weird ones?

1080
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,720
Speaker 1: Just locked up? Dude, it's a breeze.

1081
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 2: They don't even play the first round Bills and Chiefs,

1082
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: and then the next round they get home field. The

1083
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: next one home field again if it's one of the two.

1084
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that made any sense. I don't have to make

1085
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: any damn sense. I don't know what the hell you're

1086
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: talking about. But I enjoy the weekend, enjoy the college

1087
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: football playoff.

1088
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 2: But you go watch the game with Justin if you

1089
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: were a Bolls.

1090
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 1: Fan, I don't think I would go to an Ohio

1091
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 1: State bar.

1092
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:03,959
Speaker 2: That'd be the worst option.

1093
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: That would be the worst option. I would go to

1094
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: a bar and watch it with him, or go to

1095
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: his you know house, his apartment with inflatable couch and

1096
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: in the lawn chair, in the lawn chairs and no

1097
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 1: no coffee table. I would go there and watch the

1098
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: game with him. But I'm not going to an Ohio

1099
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: State bar. That's what I'm not good one. Though a

1100
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: lot of fun people. Drinks are flowing there, are they

1101
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,959
Speaker 1: gonna be really fun? If you're wearing a Tennis Nico

1102
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: Mama Lava jersey, They're not gonna be fun.

1103
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 2: I still got the hooker one. Where's hooker floating around?

1104
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 1: All? Right? Lions? Is he backup now for Tennessee? Maybe

1105
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: he is the Lions. Yeah, I don't know who the back.

1106
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what if he's start string or what.

1107
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: But anyway, I I agree. But if you go wearing

1108
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: a Tennessee jersey, you're gonna be frowned. Upon, it's gonna

1109
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: get annoying. It's gonna be everybody yelling at you the

1110
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: whole freaking time. And how much fun is that? Not

1111
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: very much fun?

1112
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: And the game being that late at seven o'clock at night,

1113
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 2: if Justin doesn't come over, the drinks will not be

1114
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 2: flowing at all.

1115
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: There will maybe be a one over ice. That's it.

1116
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: If I went to bed at halftime, would you ever

1117
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: talk to me again? Yeah, I'd probably have to becau

1118
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this pod. Oh but how embarrassing would that?

1119
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: Let me be pretty such, I'm be honest.

1120
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm telling you, if he doesn't come over,

1121
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 2: the chances of me not staying awake for a forty

1122
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 2: five minute halftime, dude, that game ain't getting over to

1123
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 2: eleven pm.

1124
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: It's gonna be tough to watch that bad boy to say.

1125
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, if you, if I know you went to

1126
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: bed at halftime, I'd be very disappointed to you, sort

1127
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: of like you left Vegas early because you're oh, I

1128
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: got to get home like I would. What the hell's

1129
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: wrong with you? But I get it. I get it.

1130
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 1: You get tired, it happens, you have a few drinks.

1131
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to bed. There's no one here to

1132
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: watch the game with me, and you fall asleep on

1133
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: the couch. I get it, but it's the playoffs, so

1134
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: it's pretty laughable. If you do have a good weekend,

1135
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: we'll see a happy new Year. There'll be pods up.

1136
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: We got pods coming, pods coming, pods coming.

1137
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: If I may say this, guys, we took a lot

1138
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 2: of footage. We took some pictures of the venues we're

1139
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 2: gonna be.

1140
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh man, those are the nicest venues we've been at.

1141
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: Hurricane ten Luke Combs and then Chiefs Eric Church Category ten. Yeah,

1142
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: and we're gonna have stuff rented out. It's gonna be epic.

1143
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: And dude, Category ten where we're watching the games on

1144
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: Sunday for the coaches convention. It's like a sports book.

1145
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: It's got the couches and the nice recliners. I mean,

1146
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: it is badass.

1147
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 2: Let me repeat what the lady said. She goes looks

1148
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: at us, do you guys think this will work? And

1149
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: we looked at each other and go, yeah, yeah, will do. Yeah, Yeah,

1150
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna work.

1151
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: Consider some of the losers watch half the games in

1152
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,879
Speaker 1: the truck bed of their diesel. Dude, Yeah, I think

1153
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: they'll like this. Yeah. I mean half of the people

1154
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: in ours don't even have the package. They got to

1155
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: look through some of the neighbors windows with binoculars to

1156
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: watch football. I think this is gonna do for them

1157
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: and Chiefs Dude, I mean that that place is badass

1158
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: a happy hour. They're gonna have dueling pianos. That's amazing.

1159
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 2: Uh are we saying the award ceremony? We're for sure

1160
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:04,760
Speaker 2: doing that at Luke Combs.

1161
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing that. Category two. They were like talking

1162
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: about some cool stuff. Yeah. They're like, if you want

1163
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: us to flash lights and like do sound effects and stuff.

1164
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that'd be great, that'd be awesome.

1165
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: They go, when you give out an award for this

1166
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: debauchery convention, would you like us to flash the lights

1167
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: above them. We're like, I mean, man, this is like

1168
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 1: the most unofficial thing ever. But yeah, man, if you

1169
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: know how to do that, like, we love it. We'd

1170
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: love everything about it.

1171
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 2: I Mean last year we were just on a mic

1172
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 2: that was like half connected. We were kind of just

1173
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 2: yelling to people and throwing awards at him. They're like, well,

1174
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 2: they would stand on stage, and then it would as

1175
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 2: they win, there would be these reflective flashing lights. Yeah,

1176
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 2: that'll work.

1177
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: I think we'll take that's a sign me up for

1178
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,280
Speaker 1: that one. So yeah, we coaches conventioned four sored Losers

1179
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: dot com. We're getting down to the nitty gritty. So

1180
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: have a good weekend everybody, and be safe, happy holidays.

1181
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: And I mean we really sold it. I mean I

1182
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: think people are coming now for sure.

1183
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 2: Can I get a roster of the way it'll be

1184
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 2: working that night?

1185
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: Okay? All right? No. I did ask him though about

1186
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: that TV because it was split in sixteenth, so I said, hey,

1187
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: can you throw away if it's a massive game like

1188
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: NFL Playoffs? Are we putting just the game on? He goes,

1189
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: oh yeah, big guy, Oh we can put it just

1190
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 1: one game on. We're like, all right, cool, that sounds

1191
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: good to us. Man, you want your logo on another TV? Yeah,

1192
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: we'll take our logo on another TV. Thanks. Man. We

1193
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: should have said stuff like oh, yes, that's usually what

1194
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: we expect, like our rest. We're like, oh yeah, yeah,

1195
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,240
Speaker 1: our logo would be great. He goes, As they're ordering drinks,

1196
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: would you like your logo there? Oh?

1197
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 2: I'd be sure.

1198
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I mean I would love that, man, I'd

1199
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: love to have our logo right there on a million

1200
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: screens all over so people see it and be like,

1201
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: damn sore losers podcasts, they're kind of a big deal.

1202
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: Does that meet you guys standards? Yeah? Yeah, our standards

1203
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: are are you open usually? So yeah, we'll take anything

1204
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: we can get. Yeah, that's category ten. And then we're

1205
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: going Chiefs on Friday and Saturday. I mean, the dueling

1206
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: pianos at the happy hour is gonna be freaking fantastic. Yeah,

1207
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Ended Yeah, it's over. M