Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Uh. Time for
Speaker 1: Dylan to take a victory laugh. How about a round
Speaker 1: of applause for what he That was an incredible display
Speaker 1: at the super Bowl. Dylan, congratulations. I'm kind of at
Speaker 1: a loss for words to be honest. Then. Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's odd, that's rare. That's the only thing you're at
Speaker 1: a loss at. Okay, yeah, I have Dylan. NFL playoffs
Speaker 1: thirties six point to five units. You won thirty four
Speaker 1: point to five units on the super Bowl. That's an
Speaker 1: old time record. Yeah, bad Larry. Let's see lost six
Speaker 1: units on the Super Bowl. He's minus fourteen for the playoffs,
Speaker 1: and Shay lost eight and a half units on the
Speaker 1: Super bowls seven and a half. The whole thing was
Speaker 1: a coin. This ship is easy. Yeah, okay, say we
Speaker 1: both lost the coins. There will never be another octopus.
Speaker 1: Great peck. He had a doint and the gatorade. Okay,
Speaker 1: so recapping, Dylan, you had the chiefs of the money line,
Speaker 1: coin toss Mahomes, super Bowl MVP, Gatorade to be purple,
Speaker 1: any kick hitting the crossbar upright, an octopus, which is
Speaker 1: a touchdown in a two point conversion, Hassan Reddick under
Speaker 1: point five, a quarter of a sack. I mean that's incredible. Well, Dan,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're breathing past the real winner, which is
Speaker 1: I won both cornhole bets. Oh yeah, Cheyenne Boubenheim. I
Speaker 1: had to dig through Instagram to find out who won
Speaker 1: that ship too. Okay, yeah, that was plus two hundred.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but that was looking at it now, all
Speaker 1: laid out in front of me, that is like the
Speaker 1: dumbest thing. I can't believe all of those things that
Speaker 1: the doink, I have to say, of all of them,
Speaker 1: that dot was the sweetest joint. He fucking drilled the
Speaker 1: up It wasn't even close. We erupted when we're watching it.
Speaker 1: I go joint, And if people didn't know what I
Speaker 1: was celebrating, I go, no. A guy bet that they
Speaker 1: were going to hit the upright, which and it's kind
Speaker 1: of like it's kind of focused. It was plus four
Speaker 1: fifty that seems like that should be longer oddes, like
Speaker 1: if an octopus is plus four, that's probably more likely
Speaker 1: to happen, or like a safety is like plus a thousand. Well,
Speaker 1: congratula sha recapping. Uh, it started bad with the coin
Speaker 1: toss heads. I should know. I should be able to
Speaker 1: find out who was actually flipping the coin instead of
Speaker 1: the ref I should know that who the person is
Speaker 1: so I can look him up, run my numbers, do
Speaker 1: my situational math, social security number. Yeah, it's bullshit that
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was the awful coin toss. It
Speaker 1: was rude. And then considerate the over on the national anthem.
Speaker 1: Get that like a Northern Uh you got that one,
Speaker 1: Hassan Reddick. I can't believe they didn't show up, not
Speaker 1: a single sack after that year they had. I know,
Speaker 1: I know. Let's see what else did you lose? Tumble
Speaker 1: to be lost in the second half for safety to
Speaker 1: be recorded, either team kicks a game winning feet. I
Speaker 1: missed that by three seconds. Bullshit, that's not a low
Speaker 1: that I that should count as a game which should
Speaker 1: its supposed to be a walk off? Yes, that's a
Speaker 1: fucking walk on X amount of second, sir, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the other ones here, Jalen Hurts, win d m V
Speaker 1: p uh gronk hit the field. Some of them bitch
Speaker 1: And that wasn't even lie. What was that? That was
Speaker 1: so weird? It was It was lame as hell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was Lane. That was like then Michael Phelps racing
Speaker 1: the Shark. Yeah, you're right right bad Larry. You want
Speaker 1: to recap you had the over in the Anthem. I
Speaker 1: had the over. I lost the coin to us first
Speaker 1: time in about five years. I lost that, and it
Speaker 1: was downhill from that. I lost both. I lost. I
Speaker 1: thought the Eagles were gonna win the game. So I
Speaker 1: lost the Eagles and I lost the under. I thought
Speaker 1: that Philip Phillies would show up a little bit a little.
Speaker 1: I didn't have anything. I want all four of my
Speaker 1: prop bets anytime touchdown scores Hurts and Kelsey. They were
Speaker 1: the first two touchdowns, by the way, and then Overhearst
Speaker 1: rushing yards and over Davante Smith's receiving yards. They were
Speaker 1: They were easy. But I lost the two big bets.
Speaker 1: Ten years ago, I would have lost ten grand on
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. I got out of here. I got
Speaker 1: out of here pretty easy this year. Yeah, with being
Speaker 1: on the wrong side of both big bets. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: once again, Dylan, an incredible, incredible performance, and you know what,
Speaker 1: you proved that regular Sea You're like Mahomes regular season
Speaker 1: m VP and you were super boyling. I wasn't slowing down.
Speaker 1: I also, I think in the playoffs, I Quinn tuppled
Speaker 1: my regular season total. So in one week I was
Speaker 1: able to that one week again, no never, and it
Speaker 1: was it was all bullshit beds too, like the imagine
Speaker 1: if you were in Veagua. Oh, I know, I wish
Speaker 1: you could. I wish you could parlay those like the
Speaker 1: novelty props to the Super Bowl, the amount of drugs
Speaker 1: purchased after that, and I don't not everybody you know
Speaker 1: celebrates the way you celebrate. Everybody in this room does.
Speaker 1: You guys are drinking white Claw, like, yeah, you're not badasses.
Speaker 1: You're drinking white Claws day. This is literally before lunch.
Speaker 1: Pretty bad as white claw. Yeah, okay, uh bad Larry. Uh.
Speaker 1: You know the guys still want you know, I want
Speaker 1: to see you in person here. What happened to Providence?
Speaker 1: I will I will be in Milford at noon on
Speaker 1: Saturday morning. I'm doing that I'll be gone, but you
Speaker 1: tell us we can't prepare, Larry, you do this today Thursday, Saturday.
Speaker 1: I smell fear. Larry's at home practicing the Wonderlick test.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. By the way,
Speaker 1: God damn it, I got a twelve again. No, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask wonder like the questions do you guys while
Speaker 1: you're drinking, and then we'll see, we'll tabulate those things.
Speaker 1: But it's not gonna happens. You know it's not gonna happens.
Speaker 1: It's not Larry. Do you know what a zoom? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, maybe you zoom with this one time. I
Speaker 1: announced a month ago is going to the Providence Games February.
Speaker 1: You guys are all going to come to Providence. You
Speaker 1: now to bring back the nine team, the fiftieth anniversary
Speaker 1: of the Final four team. It's gonna be a big
Speaker 1: thing in Providence. Two weeks ago, you guys are both common.
Speaker 1: Now you're not coming, all right, Larry. See it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel so good, does it. There's plenty of people going,
Speaker 1: so you will be missed a little bit, especially after
Speaker 1: the octopus Dan. I can't believe we only gave him
Speaker 1: fourteen to one on the same guy has to score
Speaker 1: the two point conversion, not just a conversion. It should
Speaker 1: have been fifty to one. By the way, again, by
Speaker 1: the way, you you did bring this up last week,
Speaker 1: and there were a lot of people who responded that
Speaker 1: you said you could throw a golf ball hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty yards and then you said, well that was forty
Speaker 1: years ago, right, How how far can you which had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with anything other than you bragging about yourself.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we were talking about your throne, I know,
Speaker 1: but you just happened the day before. I was concerned
Speaker 1: about your arm, Dann. That's all I do know. You
Speaker 1: worked yourself into pat yourself on the back, that's all
Speaker 1: you did. Prepared for that. Yeah, yeah, that was just
Speaker 1: we're just having a little conversation, Dan. No, you weren't prepared.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just who you are. Larry. It's like,
Speaker 1: how can I pat myself on the back? And you did?
Speaker 1: How far can you throw a ball? Larry? How how
Speaker 1: far can you throw a golf ball? Now? Right now? Today?
Speaker 1: What did I just say? Right now, right now, right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Go outside? How far can you throw a golf ball?
Speaker 1: I go fifty, will start at fifty. Oh well that
Speaker 1: nobody cares about that. I smell an olympiad coming on
Speaker 1: the drinking Wonderlick Golf golf ball by Pumpkin Regatta. Ing, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Larry would be the best at Pumpkin Regatta. I'm taking Larry.
Speaker 1: We should do a Pumpkin Carvon conn We are, we
Speaker 1: got we got bets this week. You guys got something? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, Dylan, I'll let you start. What do you
Speaker 1: want to bet on? Um? What do I want to
Speaker 1: bet on it? All right? The Genesis? Yeah, the l
Speaker 1: A Open, the l A Open at at a Riviere.
Speaker 1: Uh um. I'm taking Rom and Justin Thomas both to
Speaker 1: finish top five plus nine hundred. J T is good
Speaker 1: at Riviera and Rom has been playing pretty lights out golf.
Speaker 1: And then this is s JM is my new Justin
Speaker 1: Thomas from last year or I'm pretty much just gonna
Speaker 1: bet on him until he wins this season. So s
Speaker 1: J plus three thousand to win. I think that's bad.
Speaker 1: Larry's favorite golfer. Could you give him my sent in
Speaker 1: this morning? You sent it to all of us, you idiot.
Speaker 1: That's the thing from I just responded to that one, Larry,
Speaker 1: you do know in that text thread that's not just Ray.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets to see it. So those those those lude
Speaker 1: pictures you've been putting in there, Yeah, picture day. Ray
Speaker 1: gets that, but it goes to everybody else as well.
Speaker 1: Literally nobody else sends their picks in the threat except
Speaker 1: just you. Yeah. I like it though, Larry, All right,
Speaker 1: what else do you have dealing? Um? So I'm going
Speaker 1: to Montreal this weekend and the Canadians are not playing
Speaker 1: in Montreal this weekend, but they're playing in Toronto. They're
Speaker 1: playing the Leaves. I figured, if I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: the uh, you know, America's hat, I may as well
Speaker 1: take the Canadians money line. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: line is yet because it's on Saturday, but whatever it is,
Speaker 1: Canadian straight up, they sucked. The Leaves are good. It's
Speaker 1: my bread and butter. Say what do you betting on? Basketball? Baby? Okay?
Speaker 1: Texas State plus four and a half against app State,
Speaker 1: uh terps plus one and a half revenge game against
Speaker 1: Purdue taus and minus seven and a half against Delaware.
Speaker 1: Delaware sucks Liberty minus five and a half. It's Kenna
Speaker 1: Saw State now this is this is one if the
Speaker 1: number was and it used to do you know you're
Speaker 1: betting on against Kennesaw State. So the number used to
Speaker 1: be six and a half, right, it was six and
Speaker 1: a half and half down to five and a half.
Speaker 1: I think the six is the number. So I'm laying
Speaker 1: the five and a half and trying the middle of
Speaker 1: sons of bitches. This is gonna work out, Danny classic
Speaker 1: and big brain, big brain, and liberty is never lost
Speaker 1: to Kennesaw State. Letting you tell me that? Now? Now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose who? How is that line moved at all? Like?
Speaker 1: No one is? I don't know who would go? Oh man,
Speaker 1: well let me see what am I gonna bet? She's
Speaker 1: betting from fifty different accounts, tomping on it? Right? All right,
Speaker 1: bad Larry, what are you betting on? I guess the
Speaker 1: whole world has these picks. I didn't realize I sent
Speaker 1: him out. Top twenties, um in that genesis open, Patrick can'tile,
Speaker 1: Max Holman, Homer there one units each, then top tens,
Speaker 1: John Ram and Justin Thomas. Wow, I wonder how Dylan
Speaker 1: came up with us? And I know you're gonna jump
Speaker 1: on this I have three units on tire to miss
Speaker 1: the cut. I I do like that, but we already
Speaker 1: have too much in common this week, Larry, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, it's called that's true. I mean, Tiger
Speaker 1: is probably most likely gonna miss what we would we're
Speaker 1: gonna be doing after this. What you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: still want to get together and bet because college basketball
Speaker 1: boxing that? Ok? Yeah, um there were there's actually this
Speaker 1: new game where it's not new, it's it's old. But
Speaker 1: we just rediscovered on DraftKings called the Rocket dan Um,
Speaker 1: which we just showed Shay and I think probably ruined
Speaker 1: has already ruined life. I'm guessing all I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: It's all I'm gonna do. What's the rocket? So it's
Speaker 1: basically you wager ever much you want and then this
Speaker 1: rocket takes off literally rocket, and it just goes up
Speaker 1: by multiplier one, two, three, four, and it will explode
Speaker 1: to any points that could be a thousand times. It
Speaker 1: could explode at one, but you have to bail before
Speaker 1: it explodes, and then whatever you bail at is what
Speaker 1: you're multiplied by. And it's, uh, it's pretty lethal. So
Speaker 1: we might do uh do a little video action of
Speaker 1: all of us playing the rocket. I uh, picture day.
Speaker 1: Ray just brought it up for me. There it's it's electric.
Speaker 1: Just looks like it could be addicting. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what the kids are gonna. Ready take off and there
Speaker 1: we go blasting off it already blew up, blew up
Speaker 1: at one dollars down the drain. Yeah did you just
Speaker 1: bet on that? Okad of Thanks for the show, but
Speaker 1: really and then every yeah, like she said, everything, we
Speaker 1: got March Madness coming Oscar. I think we should will
Speaker 1: do an Oscar special. Yeah, but I don't think Larry
Speaker 1: sees very many movies. All right, Larry, just pick good
Speaker 1: Will Hunting. No, I'm up for the Oscar I have.
Speaker 1: I have a source of pretty good at that don't
Speaker 1: group Texas. Yeah, if they're from Jersey, I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear it. Do not send us your picks. Then
Speaker 1: if you don't want these guys to see them, just
Speaker 1: send it, you know, separate to Ray. That's what I
Speaker 1: will do. It was this morning I was selling back.
Speaker 1: When I got the text that we hadn't sent him
Speaker 1: in yet, I just did him lying in bed, and
Speaker 1: then I just responded to the text. Yeah, poor Ray
Speaker 1: over here. I'm just envisioning you in bed, righty. Do
Speaker 1: you sleep with the Budweiser? How does that work? Do
Speaker 1: you put it next to? It? Was? Actually, it was
Speaker 1: actually on the nightstanding. That's honestly, Larry. That's half half
Speaker 1: full of drink on the nightstand every time you do
Speaker 1: a great layer. I didn't want to throw it when
Speaker 1: I was going with the bed around one o'clock last night.
Speaker 1: This morning actually, and I cast it up, and I
Speaker 1: don't think I took another sip of but I just
Speaker 1: put it on a nightstand and then fell asleep, just
Speaker 1: to keep you warm. Yeah, it's like a friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you like your baby blanket, your nippy little little
Speaker 1: pacive fire, got your budget, your little buddy, it comes
Speaker 1: with the top on it. Yeah. All right, well, Larry,
Speaker 1: thank you and good luck this weekend up at Providence.
Speaker 1: You're all the mater and uh word, Dan will stop
Speaker 1: where I think we're hitting Milford around I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: a little before noon, so I might have to have
Speaker 1: one or two in uh seven sees before the rest
Speaker 1: of the trip, all right, uh shay and irving. Nobody cares.
Speaker 1: I probably won't be around now. Yeah, okay and out.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, send a group text down Shay an Irving podcast.
Speaker 1: As we continue, we start we unveiling new new year here. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing a DJ of the week to start the
Speaker 1: h the monthly voting. Okay, see how we go from there? Okay,
Speaker 1: anything else that we need to know about Shay and
Speaker 1: Irving podcast available wherever you get your podcast. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: getting weird in the off season, you know, we start
Speaker 1: breaking boundaries and talking outside of the box a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's been a good d gen run that I'd like
Speaker 1: to submit the spy balloon for djen of the Year.
Speaker 1: So far, not a spible loop, Please don't shoot. People
Speaker 1: have asked me what who does Shay remind me of?
Speaker 1: And I said, well, the guy will be singing the
Speaker 1: anthem at the super Stapleton Yeah, oh man, what a hero.
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, there's a Chris Stapleton field to you.
Speaker 1: I'll take that. You let the hair rage a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's got a hippie a tattoo
Speaker 1: across his uh his belly. No, he probably done the coward. Sure,
Speaker 1: what what is that tattoo? Say? Says Born and bread.
Speaker 1: Of course it does not outlaw. No, no, you not
Speaker 1: like I got a good friend of mine though, that
Speaker 1: has a one that says honky. Just he stole that
Speaker 1: for me. You can get that as a chess piece.
Speaker 1: And Dylan got another tattoo. It's like from where is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Here right? Um the cover of Fear and Loathing. It's
Speaker 1: just a cactus with the bat Yeah okay, um just
Speaker 1: random yeah, like like he gets bored and then him
Speaker 1: and Mario went Mario Mario got a Porto Rican flag
Speaker 1: tattoo and trying to the tattoo artist and giving him
Speaker 1: a Texas flage. How long he notices get boarding tattoos
Speaker 1: happening to But he got a tattoo. It's around his bicep.
Speaker 1: You can't see it here. It's it's on the back
Speaker 1: side of it, And I go, what do you what
Speaker 1: are you doing? When he goes, well, you know, in
Speaker 1: case I go to a job interview, like they're going
Speaker 1: to get a caffee search. Take here, take your take
Speaker 1: your clothes off before you got a job. Maria is
Speaker 1: the first Puarto Rican guy with a Porto Rican really
Speaker 1: just qualified bad. Larry didn't have any tattoos, right, no, no, ink,
Speaker 1: we may have to do it. We may have to
Speaker 1: do a tattoo until your hair is already purple from
Speaker 1: one of your mistakes. It actually it's actually turning a
Speaker 1: weird bronze color because the bad Larry. Next year, how
Speaker 1: about loser gets a tattoo in the NFL regular seats.
Speaker 1: I like it. No, I'm not gonna know. That's too
Speaker 1: big of a risk. Stand I think I'm gonna lose.
Speaker 1: You clearly do, Larry. I don't need a tattook, so
Speaker 1: you don't bet on yourself, No one needs. Do you
Speaker 1: need to drink? I was gonna say, let's do a
Speaker 1: sober bet then yeah, yeah, no Budweiser for months? Ye
Speaker 1: that or tattoo you pick. Oh that's tough getting some
Speaker 1: tattoo on my I thought, So there's no way that
Speaker 1: Larry could go a week without bud Yeah, no way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how about you can get him? And said, oh, why
Speaker 1: don't you do with the dry January stuff? I said,
Speaker 1: why doesn't make any sense to me. I'm waiting till
Speaker 1: everybody's together. I just think it'll be a pretty emotional moment.
Speaker 1: We'll blow it out. Yeah, we yeah, we're gonna go.
Speaker 1: We got a bar that we're gonna go to that's
Speaker 1: right by an airport, and so you can leave if
Speaker 1: you need to. Larry, we're gonna see if if we can,
Speaker 1: if we can go in there and record my podcast,
Speaker 1: Let's Joke Again, So I'm on for that. Okay, Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving's podcast wherever you get your podcast, and we'll
Speaker 1: talk to you next week on Dan Patrick Takes Again.
Speaker 1: He love you all,