WEBVTT - Episode 59: Victory Lap

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Uh. Time for

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan to take a victory laugh. How about a round

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<v Speaker 1>of applause for what he That was an incredible display

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<v Speaker 1>at the super Bowl. Dylan, congratulations. I'm kind of at

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<v Speaker 1>a loss for words to be honest. Then. Oh no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's odd, that's rare. That's the only thing you're at

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<v Speaker 1>a loss at. Okay, yeah, I have Dylan. NFL playoffs

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<v Speaker 1>thirties six point to five units. You won thirty four

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<v Speaker 1>point to five units on the super Bowl. That's an

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<v Speaker 1>old time record. Yeah, bad Larry. Let's see lost six

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<v Speaker 1>units on the Super Bowl. He's minus fourteen for the playoffs,

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<v Speaker 1>and Shay lost eight and a half units on the

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<v Speaker 1>Super bowls seven and a half. The whole thing was

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<v Speaker 1>a coin. This ship is easy. Yeah, okay, say we

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<v Speaker 1>both lost the coins. There will never be another octopus.

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<v Speaker 1>Great peck. He had a doint and the gatorade. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so recapping, Dylan, you had the chiefs of the money line,

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<v Speaker 1>coin toss Mahomes, super Bowl MVP, Gatorade to be purple,

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<v Speaker 1>any kick hitting the crossbar upright, an octopus, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a touchdown in a two point conversion, Hassan Reddick under

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<v Speaker 1>point five, a quarter of a sack. I mean that's incredible. Well, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're you're breathing past the real winner, which is

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<v Speaker 1>I won both cornhole bets. Oh yeah, Cheyenne Boubenheim. I

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<v Speaker 1>had to dig through Instagram to find out who won

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<v Speaker 1>that ship too. Okay, yeah, that was plus two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, but that was looking at it now, all

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<v Speaker 1>laid out in front of me, that is like the

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<v Speaker 1>dumbest thing. I can't believe all of those things that

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<v Speaker 1>the doink, I have to say, of all of them,

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<v Speaker 1>that dot was the sweetest joint. He fucking drilled the

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<v Speaker 1>up It wasn't even close. We erupted when we're watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>I go joint, And if people didn't know what I

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<v Speaker 1>was celebrating, I go, no. A guy bet that they

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<v Speaker 1>were going to hit the upright, which and it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like it's kind of focused. It was plus four

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<v Speaker 1>fifty that seems like that should be longer oddes, like

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<v Speaker 1>if an octopus is plus four, that's probably more likely

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<v Speaker 1>to happen, or like a safety is like plus a thousand. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>congratula sha recapping. Uh, it started bad with the coin

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<v Speaker 1>toss heads. I should know. I should be able to

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<v Speaker 1>find out who was actually flipping the coin instead of

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<v Speaker 1>the ref I should know that who the person is

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<v Speaker 1>so I can look him up, run my numbers, do

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<v Speaker 1>my situational math, social security number. Yeah, it's bullshit that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that was the awful coin toss. It

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<v Speaker 1>was rude. And then considerate the over on the national anthem.

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<v Speaker 1>Get that like a Northern Uh you got that one,

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<v Speaker 1>Hassan Reddick. I can't believe they didn't show up, not

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<v Speaker 1>a single sack after that year they had. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Let's see what else did you lose? Tumble

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<v Speaker 1>to be lost in the second half for safety to

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<v Speaker 1>be recorded, either team kicks a game winning feet. I

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<v Speaker 1>missed that by three seconds. Bullshit, that's not a low

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<v Speaker 1>that I that should count as a game which should

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<v Speaker 1>its supposed to be a walk off? Yes, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking walk on X amount of second, sir, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the other ones here, Jalen Hurts, win d m V

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<v Speaker 1>p uh gronk hit the field. Some of them bitch

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<v Speaker 1>And that wasn't even lie. What was that? That was

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<v Speaker 1>so weird? It was It was lame as hell. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was Lane. That was like then Michael Phelps racing

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<v Speaker 1>the Shark. Yeah, you're right right bad Larry. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to recap you had the over in the Anthem. I

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<v Speaker 1>had the over. I lost the coin to us first

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<v Speaker 1>time in about five years. I lost that, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was downhill from that. I lost both. I lost. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought the Eagles were gonna win the game. So I

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<v Speaker 1>lost the Eagles and I lost the under. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that Philip Phillies would show up a little bit a little.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have anything. I want all four of my

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<v Speaker 1>prop bets anytime touchdown scores Hurts and Kelsey. They were

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<v Speaker 1>the first two touchdowns, by the way, and then Overhearst

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<v Speaker 1>rushing yards and over Davante Smith's receiving yards. They were

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<v Speaker 1>They were easy. But I lost the two big bets.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten years ago, I would have lost ten grand on

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<v Speaker 1>the Super Bowl. I got out of here. I got

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<v Speaker 1>out of here pretty easy this year. Yeah, with being

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<v Speaker 1>on the wrong side of both big bets. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>once again, Dylan, an incredible, incredible performance, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>you proved that regular Sea You're like Mahomes regular season

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<v Speaker 1>m VP and you were super boyling. I wasn't slowing down.

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<v Speaker 1>I also, I think in the playoffs, I Quinn tuppled

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<v Speaker 1>my regular season total. So in one week I was

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<v Speaker 1>able to that one week again, no never, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was all bullshit beds too, like the imagine

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<v Speaker 1>if you were in Veagua. Oh, I know, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>you could. I wish you could parlay those like the

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<v Speaker 1>novelty props to the Super Bowl, the amount of drugs

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<v Speaker 1>purchased after that, and I don't not everybody you know

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<v Speaker 1>celebrates the way you celebrate. Everybody in this room does.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are drinking white Claw, like, yeah, you're not badasses.

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<v Speaker 1>You're drinking white Claws day. This is literally before lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty bad as white claw. Yeah, okay, uh bad Larry. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the guys still want you know, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see you in person here. What happened to Providence?

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<v Speaker 1>I will I will be in Milford at noon on

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday morning. I'm doing that I'll be gone, but you

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<v Speaker 1>tell us we can't prepare, Larry, you do this today Thursday, Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>I smell fear. Larry's at home practicing the Wonderlick test.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what that is. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it, I got a twelve again. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna ask wonder like the questions do you guys while

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<v Speaker 1>you're drinking, and then we'll see, we'll tabulate those things.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not gonna happens. You know it's not gonna happens.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Larry. Do you know what a zoom? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, maybe you zoom with this one time. I

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<v Speaker 1>announced a month ago is going to the Providence Games February.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are all going to come to Providence. You

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<v Speaker 1>now to bring back the nine team, the fiftieth anniversary

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<v Speaker 1>of the Final four team. It's gonna be a big

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<v Speaker 1>thing in Providence. Two weeks ago, you guys are both common.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're not coming, all right, Larry. See it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel so good, does it. There's plenty of people going,

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<v Speaker 1>so you will be missed a little bit, especially after

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<v Speaker 1>the octopus Dan. I can't believe we only gave him

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen to one on the same guy has to score

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<v Speaker 1>the two point conversion, not just a conversion. It should

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<v Speaker 1>have been fifty to one. By the way, again, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, you you did bring this up last week,

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<v Speaker 1>and there were a lot of people who responded that

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<v Speaker 1>you said you could throw a golf ball hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty yards and then you said, well that was forty

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, right, How how far can you which had

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with anything other than you bragging about yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, we were talking about your throne, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you just happened the day before. I was concerned

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<v Speaker 1>about your arm, Dann. That's all I do know. You

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<v Speaker 1>worked yourself into pat yourself on the back, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>you did. Prepared for that. Yeah, yeah, that was just

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<v Speaker 1>we're just having a little conversation, Dan. No, you weren't prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's just who you are. Larry. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>how can I pat myself on the back? And you did?

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<v Speaker 1>How far can you throw a ball? Larry? How how

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<v Speaker 1>far can you throw a golf ball? Now? Right now? Today?

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<v Speaker 1>What did I just say? Right now, right now, right now? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Go outside? How far can you throw a golf ball?

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<v Speaker 1>I go fifty, will start at fifty. Oh well that

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<v Speaker 1>nobody cares about that. I smell an olympiad coming on

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<v Speaker 1>the drinking Wonderlick Golf golf ball by Pumpkin Regatta. Ing, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Larry would be the best at Pumpkin Regatta. I'm taking Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>We should do a Pumpkin Carvon conn We are, we

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<v Speaker 1>got we got bets this week. You guys got something? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Dylan, I'll let you start. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to bet on? Um? What do I want to

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<v Speaker 1>bet on it? All right? The Genesis? Yeah, the l

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<v Speaker 1>A Open, the l A Open at at a Riviere.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh um. I'm taking Rom and Justin Thomas both to

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<v Speaker 1>finish top five plus nine hundred. J T is good

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<v Speaker 1>at Riviera and Rom has been playing pretty lights out golf.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this is s JM is my new Justin

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas from last year or I'm pretty much just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bet on him until he wins this season. So s

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<v Speaker 1>J plus three thousand to win. I think that's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's favorite golfer. Could you give him my sent in

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<v Speaker 1>this morning? You sent it to all of us, you idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing from I just responded to that one, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>you do know in that text thread that's not just Ray.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody gets to see it. So those those those lude

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<v Speaker 1>pictures you've been putting in there, Yeah, picture day. Ray

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<v Speaker 1>gets that, but it goes to everybody else as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally nobody else sends their picks in the threat except

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<v Speaker 1>just you. Yeah. I like it though, Larry, All right,

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<v Speaker 1>what else do you have dealing? Um? So I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to Montreal this weekend and the Canadians are not playing

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<v Speaker 1>in Montreal this weekend, but they're playing in Toronto. They're

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<v Speaker 1>playing the Leaves. I figured, if I'm gonna be in

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<v Speaker 1>the uh, you know, America's hat, I may as well

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<v Speaker 1>take the Canadians money line. I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 1>line is yet because it's on Saturday, but whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian straight up, they sucked. The Leaves are good. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my bread and butter. Say what do you betting on? Basketball? Baby? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Texas State plus four and a half against app State,

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<v Speaker 1>uh terps plus one and a half revenge game against

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<v Speaker 1>Purdue taus and minus seven and a half against Delaware.

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<v Speaker 1>Delaware sucks Liberty minus five and a half. It's Kenna

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<v Speaker 1>Saw State now this is this is one if the

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<v Speaker 1>number was and it used to do you know you're

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<v Speaker 1>betting on against Kennesaw State. So the number used to

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<v Speaker 1>be six and a half, right, it was six and

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<v Speaker 1>a half and half down to five and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the six is the number. So I'm laying

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<v Speaker 1>the five and a half and trying the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>sons of bitches. This is gonna work out, Danny classic

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<v Speaker 1>and big brain, big brain, and liberty is never lost

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<v Speaker 1>to Kennesaw State. Letting you tell me that? Now? Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna lose who? How is that line moved at all? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>No one is? I don't know who would go? Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>well let me see what am I gonna bet? She's

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<v Speaker 1>betting from fifty different accounts, tomping on it? Right? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry, what are you betting on? I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>whole world has these picks. I didn't realize I sent

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<v Speaker 1>him out. Top twenties, um in that genesis open, Patrick can'tile,

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<v Speaker 1>Max Holman, Homer there one units each, then top tens,

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<v Speaker 1>John Ram and Justin Thomas. Wow, I wonder how Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>came up with us? And I know you're gonna jump

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<v Speaker 1>on this I have three units on tire to miss

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<v Speaker 1>the cut. I I do like that, but we already

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<v Speaker 1>have too much in common this week, Larry, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Yeah, it's called that's true. I mean, Tiger

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<v Speaker 1>is probably most likely gonna miss what we would we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be doing after this. What you guys are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>still want to get together and bet because college basketball

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<v Speaker 1>boxing that? Ok? Yeah, um there were there's actually this

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<v Speaker 1>new game where it's not new, it's it's old. But

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<v Speaker 1>we just rediscovered on DraftKings called the Rocket dan Um,

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<v Speaker 1>which we just showed Shay and I think probably ruined

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<v Speaker 1>has already ruined life. I'm guessing all I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all I'm gonna do. What's the rocket? So it's

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<v Speaker 1>basically you wager ever much you want and then this

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<v Speaker 1>rocket takes off literally rocket, and it just goes up

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<v Speaker 1>by multiplier one, two, three, four, and it will explode

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<v Speaker 1>to any points that could be a thousand times. It

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<v Speaker 1>could explode at one, but you have to bail before

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<v Speaker 1>it explodes, and then whatever you bail at is what

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<v Speaker 1>you're multiplied by. And it's, uh, it's pretty lethal. So

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<v Speaker 1>we might do uh do a little video action of

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<v Speaker 1>all of us playing the rocket. I uh, picture day.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray just brought it up for me. There it's it's electric.

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<v Speaker 1>Just looks like it could be addicting. Oh yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what the kids are gonna. Ready take off and there

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<v Speaker 1>we go blasting off it already blew up, blew up

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<v Speaker 1>at one dollars down the drain. Yeah did you just

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<v Speaker 1>bet on that? Okad of Thanks for the show, but

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<v Speaker 1>really and then every yeah, like she said, everything, we

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<v Speaker 1>got March Madness coming Oscar. I think we should will

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<v Speaker 1>do an Oscar special. Yeah, but I don't think Larry

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<v Speaker 1>sees very many movies. All right, Larry, just pick good

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<v Speaker 1>Will Hunting. No, I'm up for the Oscar I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a source of pretty good at that don't

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<v Speaker 1>group Texas. Yeah, if they're from Jersey, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it. Do not send us your picks. Then

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't want these guys to see them, just

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<v Speaker 1>send it, you know, separate to Ray. That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>will do. It was this morning I was selling back.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got the text that we hadn't sent him

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<v Speaker 1>in yet, I just did him lying in bed, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I just responded to the text. Yeah, poor Ray

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<v Speaker 1>over here. I'm just envisioning you in bed, righty. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you sleep with the Budweiser? How does that work? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you put it next to? It? Was? Actually, it was

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the nightstanding. That's honestly, Larry. That's half half

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<v Speaker 1>full of drink on the nightstand every time you do

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<v Speaker 1>a great layer. I didn't want to throw it when

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<v Speaker 1>I was going with the bed around one o'clock last night.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning actually, and I cast it up, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I took another sip of but I just

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<v Speaker 1>put it on a nightstand and then fell asleep, just

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<v Speaker 1>to keep you warm. Yeah, it's like a friend. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when you like your baby blanket, your nippy little little

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<v Speaker 1>pacive fire, got your budget, your little buddy, it comes

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<v Speaker 1>with the top on it. Yeah. All right, well, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you and good luck this weekend up at Providence.

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<v Speaker 1>You're all the mater and uh word, Dan will stop

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<v Speaker 1>where I think we're hitting Milford around I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>a little before noon, so I might have to have

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<v Speaker 1>one or two in uh seven sees before the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the trip, all right, uh shay and irving. Nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 1>I probably won't be around now. Yeah, okay and out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, send a group text down Shay an Irving podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>As we continue, we start we unveiling new new year here. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing a DJ of the week to start the

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<v Speaker 1>h the monthly voting. Okay, see how we go from there? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>anything else that we need to know about Shay and

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<v Speaker 1>Irving podcast available wherever you get your podcast. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>getting weird in the off season, you know, we start

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<v Speaker 1>breaking boundaries and talking outside of the box a little bit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a good d gen run that I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to submit the spy balloon for djen of the Year.

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<v Speaker 1>So far, not a spible loop, Please don't shoot. People

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<v Speaker 1>have asked me what who does Shay remind me of?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, well, the guy will be singing the

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<v Speaker 1>anthem at the super Stapleton Yeah, oh man, what a hero.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? Yeah, there's a Chris Stapleton field to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take that. You let the hair rage a little bit. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's got a hippie a tattoo

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<v Speaker 1>across his uh his belly. No, he probably done the coward. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>what what is that tattoo? Say? Says Born and bread.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course it does not outlaw. No, no, you not

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<v Speaker 1>like I got a good friend of mine though, that

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<v Speaker 1>has a one that says honky. Just he stole that

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<v Speaker 1>for me. You can get that as a chess piece.

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<v Speaker 1>And Dylan got another tattoo. It's like from where is it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Here right? Um the cover of Fear and Loathing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just a cactus with the bat Yeah okay, um just

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<v Speaker 1>random yeah, like like he gets bored and then him

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<v Speaker 1>and Mario went Mario Mario got a Porto Rican flag

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo and trying to the tattoo artist and giving him

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<v Speaker 1>a Texas flage. How long he notices get boarding tattoos

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<v Speaker 1>happening to But he got a tattoo. It's around his bicep.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't see it here. It's it's on the back

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<v Speaker 1>side of it, And I go, what do you what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? When he goes, well, you know, in

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<v Speaker 1>case I go to a job interview, like they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to get a caffee search. Take here, take your take

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<v Speaker 1>your clothes off before you got a job. Maria is

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<v Speaker 1>the first Puarto Rican guy with a Porto Rican really

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<v Speaker 1>just qualified bad. Larry didn't have any tattoos, right, no, no, ink,

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<v Speaker 1>we may have to do it. We may have to

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<v Speaker 1>do a tattoo until your hair is already purple from

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<v Speaker 1>one of your mistakes. It actually it's actually turning a

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<v Speaker 1>weird bronze color because the bad Larry. Next year, how

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<v Speaker 1>about loser gets a tattoo in the NFL regular seats.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. No, I'm not gonna know. That's too

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<v Speaker 1>big of a risk. Stand I think I'm gonna lose.

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<v Speaker 1>You clearly do, Larry. I don't need a tattook, so

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<v Speaker 1>you don't bet on yourself, No one needs. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>need to drink? I was gonna say, let's do a

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<v Speaker 1>sober bet then yeah, yeah, no Budweiser for months? Ye

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<v Speaker 1>that or tattoo you pick. Oh that's tough getting some

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo on my I thought, So there's no way that

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<v Speaker 1>Larry could go a week without bud Yeah, no way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how about you can get him? And said, oh, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you do with the dry January stuff? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>why doesn't make any sense to me. I'm waiting till

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's together. I just think it'll be a pretty emotional moment.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll blow it out. Yeah, we yeah, we're gonna go.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a bar that we're gonna go to that's

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<v Speaker 1>right by an airport, and so you can leave if

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<v Speaker 1>you need to. Larry, we're gonna see if if we can,

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<v Speaker 1>if we can go in there and record my podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's Joke Again, So I'm on for that. Okay, Shay

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<v Speaker 1>and Irving's podcast wherever you get your podcast, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you next week on Dan Patrick Takes Again.

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<v Speaker 1>He love you all,