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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. So there's somebody on the phone,

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Speaker 1: and it's so awkward to not say someone's name. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it feels rude. We can't because they remain anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: should say, you should come up with your own name.

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Speaker 1: That's not your real name. Yeah, all right? So hello,

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Speaker 1: well what's your name? What can we call you? Um?

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Speaker 1: Just tell him? Brant Rembrandt Rembrandt, Dude Branch, Jude Ranch?

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Speaker 1: Do you d Ranch? All right? Cool? What's up, dude Ranch?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing good? How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: I'm really good now that I'll speak and do A

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Speaker 1: dude named dude Ranch pretty to do that. So what

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Well, guys, you're going to

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Speaker 1: think I'm the most horrible husband in the whole wide world.

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Speaker 1: The guys, I got a wife tickles off the cuffs.

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Speaker 1: Once she gets upset, she goes okay, So she's you

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Speaker 1: got a wife. You got a wife that when she's upset,

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Speaker 1: she is upset upset, won't shut up. And you're not

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Speaker 1: sleeping and yeah, not eating, you're doing nothing. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I feel like to give you some comfort though, I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's most wives, isn't it. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm not crazy, But no, a little bit sleep.

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Speaker 1: If Alex and I are in an argument, if she's

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Speaker 1: upset about something, I still eat and sleep. Yeah, yeah

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Speaker 1: she does. She actually brings me the food. She locks

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Speaker 1: me up somewhere and brings me the food. But she

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Speaker 1: still brings me food and everyone, yeah, so's food you

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Speaker 1: might not want to eat the next time. So so

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Speaker 1: she gets very angry. When she gets angry, and it

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Speaker 1: makes you do something. Yeah, well what she made you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm ashamed to tell you this, but I put sleep

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Speaker 1: baby in her drinks. Oh my goodness. Wow. So you

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Speaker 1: just put a little sleep in her drink so that

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Speaker 1: she doesn't argue with you late at night. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: because they's a Oh so she's gotten worse. She falls

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Speaker 1: asleep in the front room all the time out so

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Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about nothing's going to come

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Speaker 1: in the room and go to bed. Okay, does she

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Speaker 1: like bring it up at all? Like, babe, Like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know there's something wrong. I keep falling asleep on

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Speaker 1: the living room when I never have she accused me

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Speaker 1: of that. She goes I bet you're putting private of

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Speaker 1: my drinks. No, what do that? Just sit there and

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Speaker 1: deny it. So how do you sneak like you? Are? You?

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Speaker 1: Every night? You're just like, hey, can I go grab

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Speaker 1: you a coffee, some water, frat or anything? What's that? Well?

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Speaker 1: Last last still thing to be like a popcorn thing

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Speaker 1: at night. And then I'll go and to cook the

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Speaker 1: pop corner and I'll say, he wants some hot chocolate?

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Speaker 1: Do you want blah blah blah, and I'll keep saying

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Speaker 1: it untus she decides he wants something. All right, You

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Speaker 1: know what I was gonna say, This sounds like a

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Speaker 1: very unhealthy relationship. I was going to say that, except

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Speaker 1: now that I think about it, she's obviously upset with

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Speaker 1: something that you've been doing. Right, and you've been upset

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Speaker 1: that you guys are again so much and you can't

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Speaker 1: sleep in everything else. Right, Well, now you're making her

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Speaker 1: popcorn and you're bringing her hot coco and you're just

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Speaker 1: being and now she's sleeping better and you get don't

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Speaker 1: get yelled at night. I just don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of much. But then also you're giving her

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Speaker 1: something that she doesn't know. I would be pissed if

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Speaker 1: I if it was me, you're drunking someone. But then

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Speaker 1: also I don't really care that you did it to her.

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Speaker 1: How long have you guys been together? Oh, thirty five years?

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Speaker 1: Thats okay? All right, yeah, totally changing my mind completely,

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Speaker 1: sound like you're thirty five. Well I'm sixty five. Actually

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Speaker 1: sixty five. You sound great. Think you guys are getting

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Speaker 1: all my information to speak behind fr We protect you. Look,

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Speaker 1: we we've got all kinds of people to listen to show, right,

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Speaker 1: young people, people that are over fifty five, fifty five

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Speaker 1: year old, you, all kinds of people, and um, all

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Speaker 1: kinds of relationships. So I think you know, everybody in

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Speaker 1: new relationship probably just heard your dirty little segual was like, man,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. But as soon as you said how long

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Speaker 1: you've been together, I'm sure everybody that has been together

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Speaker 1: with someone as long as you ever were like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. Probably probably almost condone it. Now. Some

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Speaker 1: of them got some of them got ideas. They're like,

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Speaker 1: oh that's ah, that's a great idea. Yeah. So well,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to say I'm the same as you,

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Speaker 1: but I have drugged my grandma before with t what

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Speaker 1: is it the weed stuff cd CD Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So I'm with you, man, criminals stick together. Well, well

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit different. You're trying to help your

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Speaker 1: grandma feel better. I'm trying to shut my wife off

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