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Speaker 1: Kity misconnections.

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Speaker 2: That was me staring. It's only two places to find

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Speaker 2: true love in this world. One is at the Coldstone

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Speaker 2: Creamery when you ask for a scoop of birthday cake

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Speaker 2: remix baby bird style, it's the secret menu options, no cup,

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Speaker 2: no cone.

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Speaker 3: Bare sprinkles.

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Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

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Speaker 2: titled gone in sixty seconds Man for woman, thirties enterprise

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Speaker 2: rental car near forty five.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it's like a race car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense, says you are the attractive agent

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Speaker 1: brunette in a red coat needing assistance at the rental counter.

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Speaker 1: I was the young gentleman who was helping you, and

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Speaker 1: it with my second day on the job.

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Speaker 3: Why is it always like a new guy at the redelige.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the managers worked there for two days.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was so nervous around your beauty. I kept

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Speaker 1: dropping my pen and having to pick it up. Good

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Speaker 1: things weren't behind me that could have been dangerous.

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Speaker 3: That's actually really tame for Craigslist. All he was dropping

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Speaker 3: his pen like so far we just started.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you told me about your car's encounter with a

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Speaker 1: rogue shopping cart. I told you I could sympathize because

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Speaker 1: I recently got rear ended at Mario Kart by my sister.

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Speaker 3: I think he means what he said, and.

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Speaker 1: Then in parentheses it says, anyway, I know on the surface,

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Speaker 1: we'd make an odd couple. You a stylish, worldly woman,

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Speaker 1: and me, Well, I've never left the state yo, but

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Speaker 1: I know a teeny bit of Japanese by watching the

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Speaker 1: anime TV show not Uto.

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Speaker 3: Oh what did you learn?

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Speaker 1: If you see this and bring the car back with

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Speaker 1: no damage, maybe you and I could take it for

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Speaker 1: a ride and put our own dent into the enterprise

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Speaker 1: that signed August Wow. This next misconnection is titled let

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Speaker 1: Them Eat Cake. Yes, Woman for Man twenties, thanks for

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Speaker 1: coming to my bee party, says.

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Speaker 3: Why are you so confused with parties?

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Speaker 1: I met you at my friend Ashley's house. She was

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Speaker 1: the one who threw the party for me to celebrate

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Speaker 1: my recent breakup with my ex Tucker.

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Speaker 2: Breakup.

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Speaker 3: I've heard of divorce parties. I heard of breakup parties.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, she.

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Speaker 2: Says, screw that guy.

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Speaker 1: He's in the rear view.

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Speaker 2: I was focused on you so mysteriously cute with your

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Speaker 2: messy brown hair, rocking that neon purple jello overcoat.

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Speaker 1: Where did you come from?

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Speaker 3: Who are you with?

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Speaker 1: Lol?

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Speaker 3: I kind of feel like he's with no one, like

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Speaker 3: a fit wondering.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was literally dying when my friend Ashley told us

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Speaker 2: we could only celebrate by eating food. Tucker was allergic to.

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Speaker 1: So funny, you seemed into it.

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Speaker 3: We're in so dairy eyes, bring on the shellfish.

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Speaker 1: If you remember, we were both laughing together super hard

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Speaker 1: when Ashley let us stab the photo cake with pictures

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Speaker 1: of all my past exes. This is awesome, so fun.

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Speaker 3: It's awesome if you're in her circle.

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Speaker 2: If you are someone outside of the circle, girl stab

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Speaker 2: a case.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they come off as a little psycho. Couldn't tell

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Speaker 3: them this was a breakup party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She even put birthday candles on it to represent all

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Speaker 2: the reaps who've cheated on me. There was way more

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Speaker 2: candles than I thought. You left before I could get

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Speaker 2: your number, and nobody seems to know who you were.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's not picking. She's not she's coming

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Speaker 3: to Craigslist to pick boyfriends. Like, let's see. There's also

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Speaker 3: a part of the problem.

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Speaker 1: Ashley thinks you may have followed her back to my

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Speaker 1: place from the cake shop. Oh she's not sure.

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Speaker 3: Wait, how did he get out weirded?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you want to hang sometime. No party, no

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Speaker 1: ex'es loll just you and me.

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Speaker 3: Oh look, that's sweet.

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Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled I'm that dad man for

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Speaker 1: woman thirties Downtown picture Place Confusing. I showed up at

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Speaker 1: your photo studio last Friday for family pictures. I was

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Speaker 1: the good looking, younger walter white looking dude with the

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Speaker 1: one year old daughter and my baby.

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Speaker 3: Mom's wow, looks like he didn't do it.

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Speaker 2: So nobody told me they were gonna set us up

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Speaker 2: with some smoke show photographer. Damn, I want you to

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Speaker 2: whip me with that ponytail. You deserve to be rised

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Speaker 2: up something terrible. It wasn't the right time. Also, I

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Speaker 2: apologize for the confusing part. When the other guy showed up,

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Speaker 2: he took pictures with my ex and the baby too,

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Speaker 2: because we aren't sure yet who the real daddy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a woman find two men that are willing to

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Speaker 3: do family photos. I can't even get by to do

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Speaker 3: one if it saves money. I think they'd be on board, like,

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Speaker 3: all right, hey.

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Speaker 2: Two for one on there, he says, the paternity test

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Speaker 2: be lagging, so that's why we took two different sets

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Speaker 2: of picks with both possible dads. Hopefully that gets sorted

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Speaker 2: out soon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't want to wait to take pictures until

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Speaker 3: after you get You want.

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Speaker 2: To get your Christmas cards out ready in time. I

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Speaker 2: can understand, he says, cross your fingers for me. Does

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Speaker 2: he want to be the dad or does he not.

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Speaker 3: Want to be the dad? He's sitting on her maybe not. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but he showed up for the photos.

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Speaker 1: You know what are the either the dad?

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Speaker 2: Hopefully you see this and hit me back. If you don't,

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Speaker 2: I'm peeping you at work on Friday. That signed Gritty

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Speaker 2: God G a w G parentheses formerly Little Leftovers.

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Speaker 3: Oh now I know who you're talking with the babies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, those are your misconnections for the week. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up in just

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Speaker 3: A human freaking Jeffrey in the morning.