Speaker 1: In our weekly Lakers News, we mentioned Lebron James in
Speaker 1: the last segment. Lebron sort of shocked the world by
Speaker 1: signing a two year, ninety seven point one million dollar
Speaker 1: extension with the Lakers that will keep him in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles until at least twenty twenty four. The funniest thing
Speaker 1: to me is not about the contract. It's not the
Speaker 1: fact that he couldn't get more money because he was
Speaker 1: too old and dusty, even though he's still elite. He
Speaker 1: apparently signed it literally seconds after the NBA schedule was released.
Speaker 1: Who do you know in the NBA who is more
Speaker 1: of an attention hoe than Lebron James, Like, no one
Speaker 1: does anyone care about stealing the moment more than Lebron.
Speaker 1: I love Lebron, of course. I want to say that
Speaker 1: because people are gonna be saying I'm a hater. Oh, Tristy,
Speaker 1: you hate Lebron everything that he does, you criticize, you
Speaker 1: hate the Lakers, And I do hate the Lakers. It's true.
Speaker 1: I want them to fail. I hate everything they stand for.
Speaker 1: They're shitty franchise. As a Portland Trail Blazer, they ripped
Speaker 1: my heart out, So yeah, I revel in their failure.
Speaker 1: But this man is planning his imagine. He's like at
Speaker 1: a little bougie La coffee shop with his calendar out,
Speaker 1: planning when he can co opt our moment. Like, okay,
Speaker 1: first take, I know you thought you were going to
Speaker 1: dissect the Memphis Grizzlies. How many national televised games they have? No, sir,
Speaker 1: it's Lebron time. Lebron is stealing your a block. He
Speaker 1: is coming to destroy your life. And you know what,
Speaker 1: it's time for you to talk about me. What this
Speaker 1: means for Brownie Junior, What this means for the Lakers,
Speaker 1: what this means for Clutch? How much money I just made,
Speaker 1: how impactful that is, What that means for Russell Westbrook's future.
Speaker 1: No Taco Tuesday is Lebron Day every single time. And
Speaker 1: so to me, also think about this. I was doing
Speaker 1: a little quick math about the schedule. Also, first time
Speaker 1: you can commit to college, last day you can commit
Speaker 1: to college. And this is what I predict when the
Speaker 1: Lakers inevitably missed the playoffs, which they will because they're
Speaker 1: a bad team and they're not getting Kyrie Rubin. Now
Speaker 1: we know that for a fact, and there's like a
Speaker 1: killer Game seven coming up, You're going to see lebron
Speaker 1: James tweet something about that game, and then the very
Speaker 1: following tweet's gonna be like big I emoji at Bronnie James.
Speaker 1: Head to his ig story follow for an important announcement
Speaker 1: about where Bronnie James is going to be attending college,
Speaker 1: and then Bronnie James is gonna be like, what's up, y'all,
Speaker 1: it's Bronnie James. Thanks so much for joining in. Totally
Speaker 1: random thought just crossed my mind. I was been thinking
Speaker 1: about this for a while now, but I was watching
Speaker 1: Jason Tatum. I love Jason Tatum, been a big Jason
Speaker 1: Tatum fan my whole life, and uh, I just think
Speaker 1: there's just something about those blue devils. Puts on the
Speaker 1: blue Devil's hat and he's like, so, I'd like to
Speaker 1: announce I am committing to duke back to your regular
Speaker 1: schedule program. Go watch the rest of the NBA Finals
Speaker 1: Game seven. Also follow me at Bronnie James. Also, I
Speaker 1: have a blue and white le Bronnie James shoe that
Speaker 1: I put out. Go to sneaker app for more this
Speaker 1: exclusive release. It's like, wait, hold on, did you just
Speaker 1: have that shoe? Where that shoe come from. I thought
Speaker 1: you said, you just thought of this. You literally have
Speaker 1: a whole marketing cump campaign around a duke shoe that
Speaker 1: you've dropped in the middle of halftime of Game seven.
Speaker 1: That's them, that is them. That's how I know all
Speaker 1: of those rumors about Bronnie James going to Oregon, like
Speaker 1: twenty four to seven. You think twenty four seven is
Speaker 1: gonna get the inside scoop on where Bronnie James is
Speaker 1: going to school. No, it's gonna be like that. He's
Speaker 1: an awe it. No one else is getting that news.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no shot if you read the fine print. Also,
Speaker 1: Lebron's going to have a player option for the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four to twenty twenty five season, which also just
Speaker 1: so happens to be the year that Bronni James is
Speaker 1: expected to be drafting and drafted. Shocking, shocking stuff, I know.