1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: looking back to back dog giving them back just like 3 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 1: amazing buck things. And it's tough to be true. Good 4 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: to the hardy listening to move to other for stolen Moby, 5 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: Why don't you joy? Yeah? Yeah, by medio joint be 6 00:00:53,200 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: doing me honey, sat turn Yeah you're going to do 7 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: you are you gotta turn't to turn turn you love 8 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: you got to turn out to turn the water the 9 00:01:47,600 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 1: watery comy. Come on your thing now, Uh huh, I 10 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 1: sure will A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, 11 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey, 12 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: I got a radio show. You know. I want to 13 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: thank everybody who stops me from time to time, who 14 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: encourages me concerning the first twelve minutes of the show. 15 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 1: Thank you very much. It means a lot to me. 16 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: It's a part of an obligation. I've asked God to 17 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: all at the end of my life, to have been relevant, 18 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: to be a person that was all inspiring to other people, 19 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:47,079 Speaker 1: are motivational to other people. I've asked God to help 20 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: me share what he has shown me and help me 21 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: to remind people of His goodness and of the fact 22 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: that you have a lot of things to be grateful for, 23 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: and to just simply share some of the methods and 24 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: some of the antidotes and analogies that I've learned over 25 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: the years concerning my journey. Uh, you know, which has 26 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: gotten me to this point. Now, I'm not through yet 27 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: by a long shot. God has a lot of work 28 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,239 Speaker 1: to do with me, and I'm an imperfect person. But 29 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: one of my things in the morning is to also 30 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: point out to all of you that you can be 31 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: an imperfect person and still gain God's favor and his love. Now, 32 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: should you strive for perfection? I've heard people say that 33 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that. I just know 34 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: that I can say that if you do the best 35 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: that you can, the very very best that you can, 36 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: and even in that, you're gonna come up short. So 37 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: I don't really know how. That's not My job is 38 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: to tell you to strive for perfection. Doing the best 39 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: that you can is all you can do. I think 40 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: it's all I can do, is the very best that 41 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 1: I can do. The perfection thing. I know I'm not 42 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: gonna get there, but I can I could do the 43 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: very best that I can, because we're human beings with 44 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: subject to too many, too many things, uh create situation 45 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: for its problems, lust, uh, desires, temptations. It's just it's 46 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: just it's just far too uh prevalent in there. So 47 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: you know, I want to thank all of you who 48 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: encourage me, who send me emails or who see me 49 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: out on the street, and and and and say important 50 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,600 Speaker 1: things to me like that, because it does matter to me, 51 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: it does have an impact on me, and I thank 52 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: you very much because without those encouraging words from time 53 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 1: to time, sometimes you don't know which way you're going, 54 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: if you're being effective or not. And it is and 55 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: I want to keep encouraging people to do the right thing. 56 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 1: I want to encourage people to continue to move in 57 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: the right direction. And a lot of times when you're 58 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 1: moving in the right direction and you're doing the right thing, 59 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 1: everybody's not gonna understand it. Everybody everybody not gonna see 60 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: it your way. But you have to do the right 61 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: thing as leads you to do it. And sometimes it's 62 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: troubling when people don't get it and it angers you, 63 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: but you gotta keep doing what you think is right. 64 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: You know, I was watching the results of the protest 65 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 1: this weekend of how many peaceful protesters there was. Now 66 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: a couple of people got out of hand here and there, 67 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,839 Speaker 1: but that didn't mean to protest should not have existed. 68 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: You know, ukn't stop a few people, you know, from 69 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 1: doing it the wrong way, but for the most part, 70 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: people had the right intention in their heart and in 71 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,359 Speaker 1: their in their minds. You know. It's like when you vote, 72 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 1: everybody is not going to vote the way you vote. 73 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 1: Everybody is not gonna feel how you feel about your vote, 74 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 1: but you gotta do what you do was right for 75 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: for your conscious and for your thinking, and for the 76 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: people that you know and love, and for the side 77 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 1: that you're cheering for. It's just amazing, though, how when 78 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 1: you're trying to do the right thing, how to opposition 79 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: can never for a second even see your side of it. 80 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: That's just amazing to me. And uh, I stay boths 81 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,840 Speaker 1: both sides say the same thing about one another. But 82 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: I think that as long as you're doing what you 83 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 1: think is the right thing, uh, then then that's what 84 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: you should do. And don't be slowed by it, folks, 85 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 1: because it's going to happen. I've often said it before 86 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: any time you make a decision to do right or 87 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: do better, you're going to get our position. It's just 88 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,160 Speaker 1: no way around it, man. And the opposition comes so 89 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: fierce and so strong, and sometimes you wonder why do 90 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: they get the energy of why can't they see it? 91 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: But just just keep on, just keep on. I mean, 92 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: you know, I've I've seen it work over the years. 93 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,360 Speaker 1: I don't care how strong the opposition is. Right, right, 94 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: right works out a lot of times. Even when right 95 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 1: don't work out, you gotta keep pushing. Oh that's the 96 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: hard part, ain't it. Even when right don't work out, 97 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 1: when you think it should go this way and you 98 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,920 Speaker 1: can't see how I could go no other way, when 99 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: it goes the other way, you gotta keep doing the 100 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 1: right thing. See, you can never do the wrong thing 101 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: because the what you felt didn't happen, you know, and 102 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: and and and I try to employ people to remember that, man, 103 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: that we've got to always stay on the right side 104 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: of it, you know, I mean, you know, I know 105 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: it's hard. You know, take the high roads. You hear 106 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 1: that all the time, you know, well, Steve, why we 107 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: always got to take the high road? Well, because we 108 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 1: have to. I don't know. I don't know. I don't, 109 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to all the time myself. 110 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: But taking a low road ain't gonna gain you nothing 111 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,360 Speaker 1: except more opposition, a lack of understanding. So it's a 112 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: high rally, you know, it's the high road. It is, 113 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: you know, in all things. I know, I'm talking sort 114 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 1: of scattered because I'm saying some things without saying some 115 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: things direct. I try to get people to understand, but 116 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 1: you know, I get so much opposition when I'm talking. Sometimes, 117 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 1: you know, you get tired of it. You get tired 118 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: of social media. Sometimes you get tired of what people 119 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: say that don't even understand what you're trying to say 120 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,160 Speaker 1: or what you're trying to do. And it's and it's, uh, 121 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: sometimes it can be disheartening. But even in that, I 122 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: gotta keep pushing. I gotta keep saying what I think 123 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: is the right thing. I gotta keep saying what I 124 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: think is is best for the masses. You now, I 125 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: can't stop you know, loving people or wanting the best 126 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: for the underprivileged. You know, even though I'm not underprivileged anymore, 127 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: you understand, but my heart is with that underprivileged because 128 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,719 Speaker 1: I've been underprivileged far longer than I have been on 129 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,679 Speaker 1: this side of it, and so my heart goes out 130 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 1: to the underprivileged. And that's why I spent a lot 131 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: of the first twelve minutes to help. The underprivileged are 132 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: the people who are struggling with anything, finances, career, job, family, 133 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: love this country, the rules, the laws. I try to 134 00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: be encouraging to say that if you keep your head 135 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,320 Speaker 1: down and you keep grinding, and then you work hard, 136 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: and you and you use on your own wavering faith 137 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,960 Speaker 1: that God can see you throughing, some wonderful things can 138 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 1: happen in your life. That is an absolute must. So 139 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,080 Speaker 1: you know I I will keep on doing the things 140 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,959 Speaker 1: that I'm doing, and I want you to continue to 141 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,199 Speaker 1: do the things that you're doing too, because you're getting 142 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: on the right track. I love it when me and 143 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 1: stopped me and say, hey, Steve, Man, I appreciate you 144 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 1: in the morners. Man. You don't know, man, but you're 145 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,199 Speaker 1: helping me become a better person. Well, I want to 146 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: say this, I'm trying to become a better person too, 147 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: and and and and eight of the stuff I say 148 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 1: in the mornings is directly affecting me. Also, well, A 149 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:45,000 Speaker 1: really tell you the truth. But I'm usually talking about 150 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: something I'm feeling over going through that particular day, so 151 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,199 Speaker 1: for to me and out there to say, and it's 152 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 1: making them a better person. I want you to understand something. 153 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,559 Speaker 1: It's making me a better person too. You know, it's 154 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:59,599 Speaker 1: making me stronger. You know, it's making me burn with 155 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:02,679 Speaker 1: the to do right, to do more right, to get it, 156 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,959 Speaker 1: to get it better and better and better. You know. 157 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,839 Speaker 1: And as I you know, look across the landscape of 158 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,160 Speaker 1: what's going on in this country, you know, I just 159 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,319 Speaker 1: gotta do what I can do. You know, now, I 160 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,719 Speaker 1: know some people are tugging at me, telling what you 161 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,480 Speaker 1: need to be doing more, but you know, once again 162 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: there's usually somebody who ain't doing nothing they selves. So 163 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,800 Speaker 1: you know, say what you want to say, but I 164 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 1: just gotta keep going. And I want you to learn 165 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 1: how to feel your day up with positivity. You know, 166 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, start your day positive. Wake 167 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 1: up in the morning and and get it right, you know, 168 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 1: wake up in the morning and and and and and 169 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,319 Speaker 1: and get your projections together, you know, wake up in 170 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 1: the morning and get some you know, get your attitude 171 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,839 Speaker 1: right in the morning and and get on a positive track. 172 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,520 Speaker 1: And when you have an idea that comes your way, 173 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,559 Speaker 1: think of how it can work. Don't think of how 174 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 1: it won't work. See, once you start thinking of how 175 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: it won't work, you allow of negatives to come in. 176 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,280 Speaker 1: But God don't work. I don't need you telling him 177 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,959 Speaker 1: how something won't work. God needs you to believe that 178 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 1: it will work. God needs you to believe that something 179 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,679 Speaker 1: can happen. See that's what God needs. God don't need you. 180 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,440 Speaker 1: See that's why people blow it, man. So many ideas 181 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:19,319 Speaker 1: go go to waste, man, because people just don't have 182 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:23,360 Speaker 1: the right attitude. When you have an attitude an idea, 183 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: think of how it can work. I know a dude 184 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 1: man that the first thing he do is tell at 185 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,959 Speaker 1: tell an idea down, just tad down. Man. Then we 186 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 1: gotta work doubly hard to build it back up. Are 187 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,959 Speaker 1: you kidding me? What all you had to do is 188 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 1: try to find the way that will work. Don't spend 189 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:44,840 Speaker 1: your wheels worrying about how it won't work. Look at 190 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 1: how you can make it work. Look, the problems is 191 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,719 Speaker 1: gonna come no matter what you do. Oh, well, this 192 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 1: is gonna happen, and that can work. But if you 193 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 1: focus it on how to make it work, you can 194 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 1: overcome the things when they come up that's gonna make 195 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 1: you think it won't work. Do you feel what I'm saying? 196 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: Hopeful will explaining? I wish I got on that up. 197 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 1: You're listening, you know what? Do you know what? Whatever? 198 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:21,560 Speaker 1: Looks moaning time? Yeah? It is eighteen minutes after the hour? 199 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:29,679 Speaker 1: Who you felt that from the gut I'm talking about? Mary? 200 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: Explain that I crawled in here this moment. Let's started 201 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:50,600 Speaker 1: from the bottom. But yeah, right, Uh, it's so well. 202 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:55,280 Speaker 1: How was your weekend? Mr? Success? Like a successful some people? 203 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I said I was gonna thank some people 204 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:03,839 Speaker 1: this morning. I go, I was gonna bring up a 205 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: couple of topics this morning. I forgot. So let me 206 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:19,360 Speaker 1: just say this, congratulations to uh they didn't win it 207 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:26,559 Speaker 1: at all. But Mississippi State women college basketball be you 208 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 1: cond the other night? Yes they do. And I was 209 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:35,160 Speaker 1: on my feet, Holly, Yes, little girls out to silver. 210 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:43,079 Speaker 1: At that little girl many was balling. Mississippi State with 211 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:47,440 Speaker 1: balling and took down Yukon. I've never seen you can 212 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 1: lose again? Right? That they won? Yeah? That that's that's 213 00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: unheard of. Yeah in basketball, that that unheard of. And 214 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: so then they had great season Mississippi State one and 215 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 1: then they lost. Tour was in South Carolina, South Carolina. 216 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:16,120 Speaker 1: Congratulations in South Carolina women's team, the first national championship 217 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: ever to go to South Carolina. Then South Carolina men's 218 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:27,520 Speaker 1: team was man, they came on me back against Gonzaga 219 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:35,240 Speaker 1: only to come up short. That hurt me surely. Just 220 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 1: hanging there. It's almost open. So tonight it's Gonzaga against 221 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:50,840 Speaker 1: North Carolina. Yes, championship game tonight. Gonzaga has never been 222 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: to the finals, never been to the Final four. So 223 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: they big up there, North Carolina. That's what you're written for. Yeah, 224 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:10,560 Speaker 1: I'm pulling for the Tar Heels. Man. They're gonna be 225 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,400 Speaker 1: hard pressed though, But see, Gonzaga's big gotta play in 226 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: North Carolina. Biggs and Gonzaga got a big one too. Yo. 227 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's here. Yeah, boy in the paint, 228 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 1: what's his name? Are called him big Boy, big Boy. 229 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 1: I don't know if you'll see him on Sunday Stern. 230 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 1: I mean, oh, you know not, Yeah, yeah, I don't 231 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:51,160 Speaker 1: know if you'll see in the league. I can't see 232 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:57,080 Speaker 1: him as a start and you'll drop some weight, pretty 233 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 1: big drop some weight. Shack ain't drop no shack different. 234 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: That's a whole different thing. Yeah, hanging it. Some people 235 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 1: that this is some people talk amongst yourselves. I'm good, 236 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: Yeah we are. Then. I want to just say thank 237 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 1: you to everybody that came to the ACT Like a 238 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:27,360 Speaker 1: Success Tour this weekend. A success conference that I was Friday, 239 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: Sunday and Sunny Sunday. Huge success, huge success. We're going 240 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 1: to expand it next year. Yeah, we gotta get a 241 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: bigger venue. Wow. So it was a real big success. 242 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:47,480 Speaker 1: I mean, and we sold out so early. We just 243 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,640 Speaker 1: ain't hand him a rounds on no more tables. Act 244 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: Like a Success Conference is outstanding. You you can see 245 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: your clips from it. You just go to Act like 246 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:02,680 Speaker 1: a success dot com. Uh. We had fifty three graduates 247 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:07,520 Speaker 1: from the program this year. I had the graduation ceremony 248 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:14,399 Speaker 1: on Saturday. We had the new and Rolie breakfast yesterday. 249 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,879 Speaker 1: I think it was like sixty that enrolled for the 250 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:23,320 Speaker 1: courses upcoming year at just a lot of success stories. 251 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,879 Speaker 1: Thanks to everybody that came out down in Atlanta to 252 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:31,159 Speaker 1: the Act Likecker Success to congratulations to the graduates. I 253 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,920 Speaker 1: think you could see this on act likecker success dot com. Ah, 254 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:40,600 Speaker 1: we stream or we live streamed it. H Uh, you 255 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 1: know for people who you know couldn't make it, and 256 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 1: UH that was a huge, huge success. Now tell us 257 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,880 Speaker 1: about it. What is it exactly, Steve? It's UH, it's 258 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,359 Speaker 1: a conference that I throw once a year where I 259 00:17:55,520 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 1: invite people to join the Success Institute that I've created. 260 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 1: Throughout the year. What we offer different courses on entrepreneurship, AH, 261 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: personal goal setting, UH, corporate training. And I hire all 262 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:20,640 Speaker 1: these professors and UH people who are coaches and UH 263 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: people who are in that particular field that you want 264 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,879 Speaker 1: to go into. I hired these coaches who offer the 265 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:35,800 Speaker 1: courses online, and then I'm there to teach mindset. I 266 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:40,160 Speaker 1: don't just I don't teach you about money on financial 267 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: literacy or or corporate because I don't know what do 268 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,719 Speaker 1: what do I know about that? I know about winning? 269 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 1: How to win? So I have the mindset portion of 270 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: the course and other instructors and professors of other and 271 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 1: of other areas of the course. And it's very very helpful, 272 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 1: very very hands on, and so people can come to 273 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,360 Speaker 1: the conference and you could just do the three day 274 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,440 Speaker 1: conference here in Atlanta, or you can want to do 275 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,520 Speaker 1: more in sign up for one of the courses and 276 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:15,000 Speaker 1: it takes you through personal training. Like we had our 277 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,640 Speaker 1: first lady that came through and has graduated two years 278 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:23,520 Speaker 1: in a row. She came through, she did her business course, 279 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 1: but then she wanted to take the personal training course. 280 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,200 Speaker 1: And so people come through there, man, and it's a 281 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:33,520 Speaker 1: great opportunity to learn the principles of success taught by 282 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 1: very very successful people. And so that stuff act like 283 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:44,360 Speaker 1: a success dot com and you can find out more 284 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 1: and you can join us next year and you can 285 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,160 Speaker 1: participate in some of the programs. I have a jump 286 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,160 Speaker 1: program on that it's absolutely free that I gave away. 287 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,239 Speaker 1: So a lot of stuff is really really good thing. Man, 288 00:19:54,680 --> 00:20:00,719 Speaker 1: very very happy with congratulations Steve. Another w for you, darling. 289 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:09,119 Speaker 1: We're coming coming back. Yeah, that's right, something funny coming up. 290 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,680 Speaker 1: We'll be back at thirty or four after you're listening 291 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:20,119 Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Instead of cleaning out your 292 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,760 Speaker 1: closets and the garage this spring, clean out something that 293 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 1: we're really making the impact offload that old time share, 294 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,359 Speaker 1: the one you've been paying increasing maintenance fees for on 295 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 1: year after year the one you can't even afford to 296 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 1: get to. Listen times. Your exit team are the people 297 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,160 Speaker 1: I trust to get you out, to remove that financial 298 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,320 Speaker 1: burden from your life once and for all times. Your 299 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:47,160 Speaker 1: exit team will get you out safely, legitimately, and forever, 300 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 1: or you get every penny back. Visit time share team 301 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:57,400 Speaker 1: dot com. Alright, coming up, the boys are back. It's 302 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 1: time for something funny. And guess what it's right or 303 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,080 Speaker 1: wrong today? Right or wrong with the nephew week, Junior 304 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,480 Speaker 1: ste This is what I'm gonna do, Tommy. I'm gonna 305 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,160 Speaker 1: be on your side nothing, no matter what about time. 306 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,360 Speaker 1: You don't even know, James. I think you're gonna take 307 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 1: that back. Yeah, take it back. You're gonna take it back. 308 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:20,360 Speaker 1: You don't even know what I'm gonna say, Sir. I do, though, 309 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,920 Speaker 1: but I know it's gonna be stupid if you know 310 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 1: that it has something to do with the road one boy, 311 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: Yeah boy, cry it right or wrong with the nephew 312 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:54,159 Speaker 1: And Junior you sure did, you sure did? Okay, but 313 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,680 Speaker 1: I don't want you to hear me. Just listen to me. 314 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 1: You don't never listen to him, Just listen to all. 315 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:04,439 Speaker 1: We had this little argument over the weekend. If a person, 316 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:09,000 Speaker 1: can you a person? So whatnot? I said? Can you 317 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:13,359 Speaker 1: speak up a little bit? Okay? The returning? All right? 318 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:20,040 Speaker 1: If a person has split personalities and threatens to kill 319 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:27,520 Speaker 1: him or herself, is that not a hosty situation? You're 320 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: gonna be on his side, You're gonna really be on 321 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,440 Speaker 1: his sad one more time. Let'sten, just let's think about it. 322 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:39,160 Speaker 1: If a person has split personality and threatens to kill 323 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 1: him or herself, is that not a hosty situation to 324 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 1: tell you that it is too soon? Steve? That was 325 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,240 Speaker 1: my wide open I'm ready, though, I want I want 326 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,160 Speaker 1: to hear it, because yeah, man say something. Yeah, huh yeah, 327 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:11,080 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you Jr. No, it's not Tommy. Okay, 328 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,920 Speaker 1: So so if Eugene's ridden to kill him, said, what 329 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:20,959 Speaker 1: did it mean? Oh, old Meal and Tommy, it's hostages. 330 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 1: You don't see this. You don't see that. No, don't no, 331 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,200 Speaker 1: I don't see it. If Eugene decided to do something 332 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,280 Speaker 1: like that, you Tommy and in open Meal or not, 333 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,679 Speaker 1: in fear for their life, they hostages at this point. Okay, 334 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,840 Speaker 1: wait a minute, guys, maybe we're being too judgmental here. Okay, 335 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,160 Speaker 1: we never give Tommy a real chance. Okay, let's look 336 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,960 Speaker 1: at really what he's saying. Steve, Yeah, I know already 337 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,200 Speaker 1: told you. Yeah, you just wanted over. Are we getting 338 00:23:55,200 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: ready to run the prank back? Well, wasn't it? What's 339 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 1: on that jet scene? Are you just agreeing with him 340 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,640 Speaker 1: to get it over? Do you really see his points? 341 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:15,919 Speaker 1: You know you really? Are you really with men? Yo? Okay? 342 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,040 Speaker 1: Can I ask you one? You? Can I ask him 343 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 1: one more thing? Jilan, go ahead, hell me real quick. 344 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 1: You don't have to make an appointment to see a psychic, 345 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:33,600 Speaker 1: do you? Because they already know you. Come go ahead? Boy? 346 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: Am I right? A wrong? Huh? Why would you make 347 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,160 Speaker 1: an appointment to see a psychic? You just go down 348 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:46,000 Speaker 1: there to the office because they know you. Comes. Yeah, 349 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 1: you agree with that to Steve. Wow, you've turned over 350 00:24:52,080 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 1: a newly. I't beat him case you thought the ignorance 351 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: was over instantly being dumb y'all just saying went down 352 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 1: to see a psychic. That's all that is. Church complaints 353 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:17,320 Speaker 1: coming up next. We'll be back after you're listening Stry 354 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, you know what time it is? 355 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: Time for church complaints? That's coming up in just a few. 356 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,400 Speaker 1: Don't forget. At the top of the hour, Miss Sam 357 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,639 Speaker 1: will be in with our national news. But it was 358 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: Sunday yesterday, so we got to hear it. M hmm. 359 00:25:42,680 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 1: Deacon Pastor, coming any front. We it's Monday, Monday. It 360 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 1: is a day of reflection, a day that has been 361 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:21,920 Speaker 1: set aside on the here show, A day of complaining. Yes, 362 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:30,879 Speaker 1: from one of the most ungrateful congregations ever gathered on 363 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 1: the shows of Christianity. Man. Yeah, and the leader of 364 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 1: the complaints, or shall I say the complaint u now 365 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:50,560 Speaker 1: is none other than my supposedly right hand man. I 366 00:26:50,680 --> 00:27:05,200 Speaker 1: am my most trusty deacon. Yeah, the ever mafodical del jail. Yeah, 367 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,880 Speaker 1: I'm I'm I am you gonna right hand Pastor. I'm 368 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,920 Speaker 1: just the message other people who have the complaint. Well, 369 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: are you ready for me to proceed? Are you still analyzing? Who? 370 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 1: I ain't? Oh? Nothing, cary giving more about analytical sits. 371 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 1: Do what it is you do? All right? Uh? We 372 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:43,520 Speaker 1: have a situation. Deacon Uranius Johnson had his surgery this 373 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:48,440 Speaker 1: week and got his vocal box changed from base to soprano. 374 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,680 Speaker 1: He now speaks and sings soprano. From this point I 375 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,920 Speaker 1: don't our pastor as you know. This is because he 376 00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:01,360 Speaker 1: and Sister Darthur Ruth squad Pump got into an argument 377 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 1: about singing the need of certain songs and since it 378 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,560 Speaker 1: requires the prano, he just completely got his voice box 379 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:18,200 Speaker 1: turned over. Well after hearing Brother Uranius Johnson solo on 380 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:24,160 Speaker 1: this past Sunday, it sounds as though he was singing 381 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 1: out of his anals and therefore, Brother Urados operation to 382 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 1: me was not a success. He could have saved himself 383 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:53,520 Speaker 1: some money. But now I do think his name is 384 00:28:53,640 --> 00:29:00,080 Speaker 1: more apt proposing than ever before. Did I just the 385 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 1: n H? Won't it do? Ye? I passed the sister 386 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 1: Benita sand us Son, who is four hundred and sixty pounds. 387 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,120 Speaker 1: Now she can't get in the sanctuary and she's tired 388 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:23,959 Speaker 1: of watching service from the foire. She's asking that UM 389 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 1: the church find a better way to help her get 390 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,920 Speaker 1: in the sancts Wary so she can experience service like 391 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,680 Speaker 1: everyone else. But we cannot get her through the double 392 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 1: doors as a right now. Well, Sister Bornita doesn't notice, 393 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:45,520 Speaker 1: but I have called we TV and signed her. If 394 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 1: we have a new reality show coming out, call my 395 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: four hundred and sixty that's the goal gets We're gonna 396 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 1: go head to head with the six hundred pound people. 397 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna do my full hunted and sixty pound life. 398 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:13,360 Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, you know that's a hunted and 399 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 1: forty pounds less than the all people on six can do. 400 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:26,560 Speaker 1: The mad church is the question, bigger part, are you 401 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 1: going to get her in the church. He's talking about 402 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 1: not being able to be inside the check? Well, well, 403 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:37,680 Speaker 1: where where does she shit? Now? In the far your path? Well, 404 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: that where the camera? We don't have an excuse me, 405 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,959 Speaker 1: that where the camera gonna be? That covered with your 406 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:50,680 Speaker 1: four camera. Yo. What we can't do is bringing in 407 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,800 Speaker 1: here and take up a whole pew for one person, 408 00:30:54,040 --> 00:31:00,840 Speaker 1: there's twelve people can sit on. You never give me 409 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,880 Speaker 1: stuff to take back to these people. I don't know 410 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:08,080 Speaker 1: what to tell you. Take all don't give you. He's 411 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 1: not supporting you, don't. I'm answering the questions best I can. 412 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:24,200 Speaker 1: That's come over. We have another situation that our water 413 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,080 Speaker 1: bill has quadruped past. The sister common Suitor good Wine 414 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,000 Speaker 1: has been Sister common Suitor good Wine has been coued 415 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: bathing her six kids in the baptismal pool. Uh every 416 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: morning during the week before going to school. They say 417 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:46,280 Speaker 1: her water has been turned off and she's been using 418 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,360 Speaker 1: the baptism a pool. The babe these kids, he has 419 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,920 Speaker 1: six of the men. You know, well, we do understand 420 00:31:54,040 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 1: that your water has been tidd We're going to go 421 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 1: ahead and pay that water cold and you're gonna have 422 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,800 Speaker 1: to pay to get this ring off and around this 423 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 1: baptismal pool because there's one in there. Man. Well, the 424 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 1: real reason we keep we had to feel the baptismal pool. 425 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:24,000 Speaker 1: Sister Baronito or the four hundred sixty pound woman going 426 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: to do baptized, And when we lowered her in there 427 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 1: and tear the water, it run up all over the edge. 428 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,320 Speaker 1: And this is the first person we have a baptized. 429 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,120 Speaker 1: But where we dunked them, we didn't have to raise 430 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,000 Speaker 1: the off the water because all the water come by that. 431 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,600 Speaker 1: So we just laid her down and then all the 432 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,720 Speaker 1: water come out, and then we just took our time 433 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 1: getting up. Also, we want to make this special announcement. 434 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 1: Brother Uranus Jumps, who was for us now sayings like 435 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 1: it comes out of his angel. He's gonna be singing 436 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:15,480 Speaker 1: a solo this Sunday, Devil get behind me. You're listening 437 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show before we go to MS. 438 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,280 Speaker 1: And I gotta ask you, guys, if you saw the 439 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: show last night on TLC Man without a Penis? Did 440 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:33,800 Speaker 1: you anybody? Yeah? Yeah, this a man was born without 441 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,120 Speaker 1: a penis? He claimed. I didn't get to see the show, 442 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,160 Speaker 1: but he claims he slept with more than one hundred 443 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:45,960 Speaker 1: women while keeping the secret from most of them. Yeah, 444 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:53,280 Speaker 1: it was an hour long documentary and TC. Yeah, we 445 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 1: talked about a man without a penis. I'll tell you 446 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,880 Speaker 1: one thing. What was that? Ill tell you one thing. 447 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,720 Speaker 1: I would have got me a paper out when I 448 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 1: was seven. Ye I'd have been saving and every dollar 449 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:15,280 Speaker 1: I made would have went towards the penis. I would 450 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,720 Speaker 1: have been down there at the pena stove, just looking 451 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,279 Speaker 1: up at the wall. That's the one. I'm gonna get 452 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:30,960 Speaker 1: that one right there, all of my summer jobs. I 453 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 1: would have dropped out of school and go to work. 454 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,960 Speaker 1: I'd have went down south, sharing cropper. I'd have joined 455 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,120 Speaker 1: another black family at nine, and we're out that bill 456 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:48,640 Speaker 1: and cotton with him tobacco. So I being some But 457 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,080 Speaker 1: I got to put this money together because I got 458 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:58,160 Speaker 1: stick back I got to buy one for Yeah, it 459 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,960 Speaker 1: would have been baby without a P. But it would 460 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:07,560 Speaker 1: have been boy would have hoped. And then by time 461 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,440 Speaker 1: I got the man and want to read the new 462 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:17,200 Speaker 1: show with he finally got more, I'd have been down 463 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,200 Speaker 1: there all of my money, I don't buy them nothing else. 464 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:27,560 Speaker 1: I would have been stilling calls selling don't I don't 465 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,960 Speaker 1: kill what I'd have had to do for what we 466 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:36,480 Speaker 1: got to do, get some money to buy this have 467 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,560 Speaker 1: to happen. He didn't seem to need one. I mean, 468 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: he's he's forty years old speaking. I'm just saying, you 469 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:54,040 Speaker 1: got He's had plenty of girlfriends, a hundred women. He 470 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:59,480 Speaker 1: was huh, Shirley's women got girlfriends, ain't got well? I 471 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:04,560 Speaker 1: got but your name. And this show is man without 472 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,640 Speaker 1: a whole lot of women. Ain't got world. I got that, 473 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:17,360 Speaker 1: but man without. Yeah, he knew his way around a 474 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,719 Speaker 1: woman's body. He knew his way around their mind. I 475 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,600 Speaker 1: do too, and it seemed to work for him for 476 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,759 Speaker 1: all this time. I know my way around a woman's body. 477 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,360 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But it's gonna be with 478 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:41,359 Speaker 1: It's gonna be with another friend that you bought with money. 479 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: That you've saved. I've dropped out of school. I hadn't 480 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,320 Speaker 1: get a E D. Steve. We're gonna buy some candy, Nope, 481 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,640 Speaker 1: saying I can't do it, but my mom would give 482 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,560 Speaker 1: me a quarter for the ice cream. Trump. Nope, I 483 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,640 Speaker 1: got to say that. As much as you love ice cream, 484 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,440 Speaker 1: ain't no damn ice cream. I've been out that cutting 485 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 1: grass everything, paper cutting, grass washing, car biting, passed the 486 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:18,640 Speaker 1: offering trade, pass me, because this is if you can't 487 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:24,879 Speaker 1: to putting me money, I'm stealing selling, don't. I'm everywhere 488 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,279 Speaker 1: I guts to beat, because I would have been down 489 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,719 Speaker 1: there at the wall where they sell them. I've seen them. 490 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:40,439 Speaker 1: I don't I want to be the most expensive one half. 491 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:49,120 Speaker 1: So you didn't even got the masks. Long, excuse me, sir. 492 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,839 Speaker 1: I know him like skinning. I like the big dark one. 493 00:37:51,960 --> 00:38:00,520 Speaker 1: Please you know? And how when? When can you attach it? Alright? Alright, 494 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,320 Speaker 1: that's sure that model. It doesn't fit your anatomy. I 495 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,600 Speaker 1: don't give it down. We have to make this transition 496 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,200 Speaker 1: to work your magic right now. Hold on, wait a minute, 497 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:16,759 Speaker 1: I would have got me. What are the things you 498 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,440 Speaker 1: do when you go online? I'd have did a group 499 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:25,799 Speaker 1: fund go fund medine. I've been busy. I'd have got 500 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,359 Speaker 1: me money for this thing, because what we can't do here. 501 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,360 Speaker 1: I'd have been taking I've been doing fun, raising car washes, 502 00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:41,879 Speaker 1: bake sales. I'd have had all my cupcake ship like. Yeah, 503 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:48,080 Speaker 1: I'd have been selling pringles at my locker. Meat Chicken. 504 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,200 Speaker 1: I'd have been with the meat man. I'd have stolen 505 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,000 Speaker 1: the meat man that. I'd have been down at the 506 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:57,399 Speaker 1: barbershops selling shoes, food legged man, I'd have been cutting hair. 507 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,040 Speaker 1: I don't even know how to cut it. That just 508 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,239 Speaker 1: be standing the chick. Come on, man, because I ain't before. 509 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:09,680 Speaker 1: They said today a sleep. I don't sleep. I got 510 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:16,400 Speaker 1: to get this money. I'm on a mission. The only 511 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:21,840 Speaker 1: reason I wake up in the morning. I've been robbing 512 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 1: drug dealers on give it up, drive it. Oh my goodness. Really, 513 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,280 Speaker 1: we're gonna have you. We're gonna move miss mainteen. I'm sorry, 514 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna It's just I'm sorry, miss said. This just 515 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:46,640 Speaker 1: seems so important. I understand, and I had to get 516 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:56,759 Speaker 1: on because I understand. Yeah, right here, this show man 517 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,719 Speaker 1: without a pull. This guy it was born with a 518 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,880 Speaker 1: rare condition called bladder extra fee because it's bladder to 519 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,279 Speaker 1: grow outside of his body. Once I watched my daddy going, 520 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:16,000 Speaker 1: I realized I ain't get one day, we'll be back. 521 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:24,360 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show. Hey, listen to everybody. 522 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,399 Speaker 1: Do you want more data without a huge wireless bill 523 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,759 Speaker 1: on a blazing fast four g l t E network, Well, 524 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,840 Speaker 1: with Simple Mobile you'll get more speed and more data 525 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,680 Speaker 1: for sixty dollars a month. Want better wireless? The answer, 526 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:43,480 Speaker 1: it's simple. It's Simple Mobile. All right. Uh. Because she 527 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,720 Speaker 1: didn't get to do the news at her regularly scheduled time, 528 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,399 Speaker 1: We're gonna bring the sand back with our national news 529 00:40:50,480 --> 00:41:03,440 Speaker 1: and headlines. Sorry not sorry? Can I say just to 530 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:18,080 Speaker 1: welcome proper now please, lovely intalented. Yes, this is what 531 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:23,440 Speaker 1: I should have done. Thank you, Thank you Steve. Okay, 532 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,640 Speaker 1: good morning, and like I said, I do understand. Okay, 533 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,040 Speaker 1: this is andring with the news everybody. Good morning, ladies, 534 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,719 Speaker 1: good morning everybody out there. Okay, let me get to 535 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,680 Speaker 1: the weather. The National Weather Service has severe storms accompanied 536 00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,880 Speaker 1: by tornadoes expected across much as the Southern States today, 537 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,760 Speaker 1: especially along the golf course coast rather Alabama, central northern Georgia, 538 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,320 Speaker 1: as far as east as the Carolina is all expecting 539 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,320 Speaker 1: really rainy tornado weather. Alabama's golf course said to be 540 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,359 Speaker 1: the greatest risk for some severe weather. Louisiana's governors put 541 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,759 Speaker 1: his entire state on high alert, urging folks to stay 542 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,480 Speaker 1: off the roads if possible. Or Tornado in the Pelican 543 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,160 Speaker 1: State yesterday killed one woman and her three year old order. 544 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,399 Speaker 1: So we're talking about very very bad weather, severe weather 545 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,840 Speaker 1: in the South across the South today. Meanwhile, three people 546 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,839 Speaker 1: are in custody in Atlanta after that fire that led 547 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,920 Speaker 1: to Interstate five bridge collapse last week's citing the state's 548 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,440 Speaker 1: Fire Marshall Office UH, the Atlanta authorities report that one 549 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,120 Speaker 1: man has been charged of the criminal damage to property 550 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: to others was criminal Tress Bess. A mysterious fire collapsed 551 00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:27,120 Speaker 1: part of five northbound Thursday evening, luckily injuring no one, 552 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,560 Speaker 1: but also damaging the southbound portion, forcing the closure yes 553 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:37,600 Speaker 1: of all five lanes. Direction was downhill. Do you hear me? 554 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,719 Speaker 1: I'm believing they locked this city up with that move 555 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,600 Speaker 1: right there. That's something that's what they think they get 556 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,960 Speaker 1: from this. I don't know. And wait a minute. This 557 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,400 Speaker 1: morning is a fatal accident and the car fire and 558 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,200 Speaker 1: I twenty in Atlanta that shut at a second major 559 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,240 Speaker 1: highway leading to the hard of the city. The accident 560 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,000 Speaker 1: has blocked all westbound lanes of I twenty at Hill 561 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,680 Speaker 1: Street near downtown. So they are going through their their 562 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,840 Speaker 1: changes down there in Atlanta, So we pray for everybody 563 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,920 Speaker 1: out there they're really dealing with across the South. Also, 564 00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,520 Speaker 1: Chicago police say they've charged a fourteen year old boy 565 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,399 Speaker 1: in connection with the sexual assault of a young girl 566 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,239 Speaker 1: that would stream live last month on Facebook. Say several 567 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,839 Speaker 1: other rests expected. The case involves a fifteen year old 568 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,120 Speaker 1: girl who was reported missing after she went to the store. 569 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,319 Speaker 1: The next day. Her mother says she saw a video 570 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,560 Speaker 1: of her child being sexually assaulted by five or six 571 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,200 Speaker 1: young men, called the police, who found her the next morning. 572 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,440 Speaker 1: Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson says that more than the act 573 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,440 Speaker 1: was disgusting. He says, as many as forty people watched 574 00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,680 Speaker 1: the live attack, not one person called the authority. You've 575 00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,080 Speaker 1: seen a couple of acts in this city now in 576 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,320 Speaker 1: the last few months involving social media, and it just 577 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:47,400 Speaker 1: discussed me that people would look at those videos and 578 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 1: not pick up the phone and die nine one one 579 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,080 Speaker 1: there's a warrant out for a second suspect actively searching 580 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,640 Speaker 1: for him. Okay. In a lot of notes sports and 581 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,960 Speaker 1: women's NC Double A action. Last night, after breaking Yukon's 582 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,080 Speaker 1: on eleven game winning street, Mrs Be lost to South 583 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:06,040 Speaker 1: Carolina sixty seven fifty five. On Saturday, Gonzaga beat South 584 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,320 Speaker 1: Carolina seventy seven to seventy three. North Carolina top Oregon. 585 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,239 Speaker 1: So it's gonna be Gonzaga versus the tar Heels for 586 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,920 Speaker 1: the men's championship tonight. And at the box office, tops 587 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:21,640 Speaker 1: was boss Baby boss Baby board in forty nine million dollars. 588 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:27,520 Speaker 1: Back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Uh huh huh, 589 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,800 Speaker 1: all right, coming up, Mrs And just mentioned it. We 590 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,759 Speaker 1: are going to talk basketball when we come back. Um 591 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,520 Speaker 1: alright in c Double A Men's Championship. It's tonight Gonzaga 592 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,759 Speaker 1: and North Carolina. We'll be back after you're listening to 593 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:55,040 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let's go right now, right now, 594 00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:07,080 Speaker 1: do it? Okay? Oh, so, y'all just gonna let that 595 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:16,520 Speaker 1: little dead space lay out there like that. I was hurt. Yeah, 596 00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:25,960 Speaker 1: there we go. Huh leg man, oh yeah, uh listen up, everybody, 597 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,840 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Nation. You've been hearing us talk about the 598 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,960 Speaker 1: Sand and Soul Festival October six through the ninth at 599 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,120 Speaker 1: the Atlantis Paradise out in the Bahamas. Have you not? Yes, 600 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:45,680 Speaker 1: we have. Now listen to me carefully. I'm going to 601 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:53,520 Speaker 1: give you the chance to win this experience of a lifetime. 602 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,480 Speaker 1: I'm about to give you a chance to win a 603 00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:01,839 Speaker 1: trip to the Sand and Soul Festival October six through 604 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:07,680 Speaker 1: the knife at the Atlantis Paradise out the Mohammas. I 605 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:12,640 Speaker 1: am going to give away six trips including three night 606 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,840 Speaker 1: hotel stay, round trip airfare for you and a friend, 607 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,480 Speaker 1: ground transportation, v i P tickets to the Sand and 608 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:25,400 Speaker 1: Soul parties and concerts. This is all courtesy of our 609 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:33,280 Speaker 1: travel partners, Rose Tours, Rose Tools, as does my granddaughter Rose. 610 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:41,200 Speaker 1: She Tools gotta pass Poor love it. This is all 611 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:45,920 Speaker 1: courtesy of our travel partners, Rose Tours. Now here's what 612 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,640 Speaker 1: you gotta do to end up to win one of 613 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,600 Speaker 1: these free trips for you and a friend to the 614 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:56,400 Speaker 1: Sandy Soul Festival. Go to Steve Harvey dot com, click 615 00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:00,960 Speaker 1: on the Sand and Soul banner. That's right. Listen to me, y'all, 616 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,120 Speaker 1: go right, now to Steve Harvey dot com, click on 617 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,520 Speaker 1: the sand is So Better and register to win a 618 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,960 Speaker 1: trip for you and a friend to the sand is 619 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:16,000 Speaker 1: So Festival. We let you know, got what you been 620 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:27,879 Speaker 1: using to go? Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, living every 621 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:41,440 Speaker 1: moment that's snimm up from my first I'm like, oh my, 622 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:56,800 Speaker 1: going down the night, baby, Zago, North Carolina, I'm pulling you. 623 00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:01,720 Speaker 1: Gotta a lot of one thousand, fifteen percent absolutely period, 624 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,000 Speaker 1: all of that. I don't know nothing about Gonzaga. Don't 625 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:15,080 Speaker 1: really know where they at. Yeah, Washington State, not decent, 626 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:24,759 Speaker 1: chocolate city there north West, we're up there. Ain't nobody 627 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:30,319 Speaker 1: being m hm. Yeah, they got a good squad. It's 628 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,880 Speaker 1: gonna be on improper. Oh they got they got some 629 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,719 Speaker 1: ballers on the team. That boy, that guard, they got 630 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,239 Speaker 1: that light skim boy. That boy can go. Mhm. Who 631 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,040 Speaker 1: did the president pick? Oh never mind, he's not into this, 632 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:49,600 Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, President Obama used to really be he was. 633 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,560 Speaker 1: He make his pick trunk got time for this man 634 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:59,520 Speaker 1: too much going. They're catching hell of it. The flying 635 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:16,840 Speaker 1: won't on community Wow, North Carolina, Gonzaga tonight, come on, 636 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:24,760 Speaker 1: come on. I think University of Phoenix Stadium. Yeah, Carolina 637 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:30,200 Speaker 1: Gonzaga is obviously the Cinderella team, right, No, damn it 638 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:36,120 Speaker 1: lost one game? Okay, two number one? First, Yeah, we 639 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,919 Speaker 1: don't give a damn by no, not nothing, but wet 640 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,880 Speaker 1: got time for that? Okay, what's we got that? So 641 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,879 Speaker 1: it's safe to say everyone on this um show, it's 642 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:52,960 Speaker 1: going for it North Carolina with Carolina, that's a say okay, awesome, man, 643 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,799 Speaker 1: I'm going with him too. I guess you ain't gonna 644 00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:01,040 Speaker 1: even watched the game. Thanks, Shelly. Are you coming up 645 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:07,759 Speaker 1: Frank with the nephew? You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. 646 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,720 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour Strawberry letters, 647 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,680 Speaker 1: subject his best friends are female. I'll say it again, 648 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,880 Speaker 1: his best friends are female? All right, But coming up 649 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,120 Speaker 1: right after this song, it's the nephew in the prank 650 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:33,120 Speaker 1: phone call what you got nev Hot chicks and you're 651 00:50:33,160 --> 00:51:03,160 Speaker 1: gonna do that on Monday chicks or checks chicks or checks? Okay. Hello, Hello, 652 00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:08,120 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your Monica system. Monica. Please, this 653 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,040 Speaker 1: is brother de Sean. I'm calling actually I'm a member 654 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,200 Speaker 1: Greater Comissionary Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you? 655 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,759 Speaker 1: Actually about the offering. Now did you? I know you 656 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,120 Speaker 1: paid your ties Sunday? Okay, Now you pay the Love 657 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:27,000 Speaker 1: offering as well? Right? Yes, okay, now this past Sunday. Um, 658 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,480 Speaker 1: I'm looking at the check that you left us with 659 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,560 Speaker 1: the bank, right right, I sure did. I wrote a 660 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,400 Speaker 1: check Sunday. Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred 661 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Speaker 1: and fifty dollars? Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote 662 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,560 Speaker 1: two checks for my ties and the love offering? Right, 663 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,400 Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the Love offering? Okay? 664 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,800 Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me? 665 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,560 Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate 666 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,120 Speaker 1: to be a bar of bad news, but you your 667 00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:57,480 Speaker 1: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. 668 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,279 Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bound for 669 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,560 Speaker 1: your check bound. So what I'm doing is calling you 670 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,800 Speaker 1: about recouping the two fifth as well as you know 671 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,720 Speaker 1: you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees. 672 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,480 Speaker 1: Now I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for 673 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,239 Speaker 1: a hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I don't see 674 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,279 Speaker 1: to it that that that one bound. All I know 675 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,719 Speaker 1: is the one that the Love Offering has bounced. What 676 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,399 Speaker 1: did you put him in at the same time, because 677 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,440 Speaker 1: I wrote him at the same time. They all go 678 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,040 Speaker 1: in on Monday. Ma'm now, I didn't put them in 679 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,800 Speaker 1: at the same time. I've been putting them in for 680 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,040 Speaker 1: the last two or three years. The problem is why 681 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:40,080 Speaker 1: would people right there? Brother de seaun, I don't think 682 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,240 Speaker 1: it matters. And when I was there, man, the problem 683 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,320 Speaker 1: is that I didn't put these checks in. And I 684 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,319 Speaker 1: don't understand why y'all right these checks to the check 685 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,200 Speaker 1: knowing that they're gonna bound because a lot of people 686 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,480 Speaker 1: right that good? Well, not one clear? Why the other 687 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,600 Speaker 1: one didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough money for 688 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,800 Speaker 1: both of them to clear. What what did you just 689 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,239 Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for 690 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,839 Speaker 1: both of them to clip. And I don't understand why 691 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,520 Speaker 1: people might in the bank at all? My checks clear. 692 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,080 Speaker 1: I don't write no checks. Well you wrote one on Sunday, 693 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,160 Speaker 1: and that's the problem. How are you gonna try to 694 00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,080 Speaker 1: give a look? Wait a minute, I think you got 695 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,920 Speaker 1: me confused with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. 696 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,000 Speaker 1: You didn't wrote to you. I'm trying to be nice 697 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,160 Speaker 1: to you. When can we expect the two fifty plus 698 00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:27,440 Speaker 1: the thirty dollars. So that's the bank fees, ma'am for 699 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,520 Speaker 1: the doll gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce. I 700 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,399 Speaker 1: don't check my bank. And if my check clear, you're 701 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,960 Speaker 1: gonna pay me thirty dollars for calling me harassing me 702 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,840 Speaker 1: about a two hundred and fifty dollar check bounce. I 703 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,520 Speaker 1: don't write Why would you write check? What you want 704 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,120 Speaker 1: to sit up in the church and write these big 705 00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,120 Speaker 1: number checks when you know you ain't got it in 706 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:49,479 Speaker 1: the bank. I said, why would you write these checks 707 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,800 Speaker 1: when the money ain't in Now, let me tell you 708 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,480 Speaker 1: one thing. I don't write no bad checks. And you 709 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:59,200 Speaker 1: got a lots calling me telling me my check bounce. Y'all. 710 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,200 Speaker 1: Check is the one that has bounce. And you tell 711 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,080 Speaker 1: you what you do since my check bounce, you paid them, 712 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,560 Speaker 1: since you got all the money, And don't call me 713 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:12,680 Speaker 1: with this again. Hello, don't you hang upon me no more? 714 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,800 Speaker 1: When when don't we gonna get this two fifty and 715 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:19,160 Speaker 1: this thirty dollars? Some abody from the church to my eye, 716 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:23,600 Speaker 1: wrote a bad check. Check. I didn't write no bad 717 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,960 Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Why the treacher don't call 718 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,920 Speaker 1: me at church? The tragic is best. I ain't never 719 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,600 Speaker 1: know the deacon called nobody about no bad check. You're 720 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:39,040 Speaker 1: fully thank you you got the money I ain't got 721 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,279 Speaker 1: Who is that in the background? Who is that for mine? 722 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,279 Speaker 1: Who it is? We're both going to the same church. 723 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,400 Speaker 1: And you're gonna call me to my eye wrote a 724 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,960 Speaker 1: bad check? You don't you call me no more? And 725 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,320 Speaker 1: if the check bad, you paid? Okay? Keep passed to 726 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,320 Speaker 1: know you're talking like this, passed to know you're calling me? 727 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,399 Speaker 1: Can you after that? Look? When are we gonna get 728 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,880 Speaker 1: this two eight dollars? Just we're looking for from You 729 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:04,720 Speaker 1: wrote a check for two fifties and not get to eighty. 730 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:09,640 Speaker 1: You you put two fifty in there, it bounced. Thirty 731 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,919 Speaker 1: dollars cost us on bait fees. That's to eighty. Where 732 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:17,000 Speaker 1: can the church expect their money? Never? Not no to eight? 733 00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:18,960 Speaker 1: You will never get to eight. You're gonna make me 734 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,319 Speaker 1: come by your and my check in But I'm gonna 735 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,080 Speaker 1: do what You're gonna make me come by your house 736 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,719 Speaker 1: and get this money, bring it, bring it, bring it. 737 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,000 Speaker 1: What is the address on this check? Check? I got 738 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,200 Speaker 1: it off the checking. I bet you you'll be living 739 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,080 Speaker 1: back and I'm watching you. You bet not be spending 740 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,719 Speaker 1: no money nowhere. You bet not spend nothing until I 741 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,520 Speaker 1: get this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want to know. 742 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,799 Speaker 1: You don't you know where I am? And you don't 743 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,759 Speaker 1: call me no more with this because my check did 744 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,120 Speaker 1: not bounce. I don't see how one check went through 745 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,880 Speaker 1: and the other bound. Let me say this to you, 746 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,759 Speaker 1: we cannot accept you back into the House of the 747 00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,480 Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not don't you come 748 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,160 Speaker 1: in and say until we get up in the Sunday. 749 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,239 Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make sure I find you because you 750 00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:07,960 Speaker 1: the person I want to see you. And you know what, 751 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the pastor right now and asked him 752 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,160 Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bounce. You feel what? 753 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,680 Speaker 1: Let me say this before you called pastor, I got no, 754 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,880 Speaker 1: I'm a called pastor. No, you should have talked with 755 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,960 Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got 756 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,880 Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got 757 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,719 Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with 758 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,840 Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced the check. You should 759 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,600 Speaker 1: have went to pastor before you call me with I 760 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,799 Speaker 1: tall Pastor one I got, But I got one more 761 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,160 Speaker 1: thing to say before I leave, but you're listening. What 762 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,960 Speaker 1: are you about to say to me? What do you 763 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,399 Speaker 1: have to say now that you're gonna pay the check? 764 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,439 Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 765 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:52,200 Speaker 1: You just got prayed by your girlfriend? What did you say? Baby? 766 00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:56,800 Speaker 1: This is what did you say? I'd say, this is 767 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,960 Speaker 1: Nephew till me, baby, brother, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your 768 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:12,000 Speaker 1: girlfriend has pranked you. He just left. Let me ask 769 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,719 Speaker 1: you one more thing, though, baby, what is the baddest 770 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:21,080 Speaker 1: radio show in the land? Harvey? You're listening to the 771 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:33,520 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, buggle up whole long time. 772 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:37,200 Speaker 1: We got it from here. It is Strawberry and subject. 773 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,560 Speaker 1: His best friends are female. Dear Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend 774 00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,760 Speaker 1: and I have been together for over a year now 775 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,360 Speaker 1: and we are living together. Our relationship has had some 776 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,080 Speaker 1: ups and downs, but through it all we seemed to 777 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,120 Speaker 1: rise above it. A while ago, he mentioned that he 778 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:56,240 Speaker 1: was going to visit some friends out of town. Initially, 779 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,120 Speaker 1: he invited me to come along. We had a few 780 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,200 Speaker 1: arguments about the trip, and he decided that he will 781 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,600 Speaker 1: visit his friends without me. Whether I liked it or not. 782 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,160 Speaker 1: The problem is that he has five female friends that 783 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,560 Speaker 1: are like family to him. He's planning to travel with 784 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,919 Speaker 1: one of his female friends and uh they will stay 785 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,320 Speaker 1: at another one of his female friends house, who happens 786 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,240 Speaker 1: to be his ex girlfriend from high school. The ex 787 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:27,440 Speaker 1: girlfriend has a boyfriend now and they lived together. At first, 788 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,400 Speaker 1: the trip was only for a couple of days. Now 789 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,800 Speaker 1: he's turned it into a week long adventure. When I 790 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,600 Speaker 1: told him that I was not happy with the situation, 791 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,280 Speaker 1: he told me that he is still going on his 792 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,120 Speaker 1: trip and I should just get over it. When I 793 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,439 Speaker 1: asked him if he would be okay with me leaving 794 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,480 Speaker 1: town with male friends to go stay at one of 795 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:51,280 Speaker 1: my ex's house, his response was no in all caps. 796 00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,520 Speaker 1: My brain tells me I should just break up with him, 797 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,120 Speaker 1: but my heart tells me that our love can survive this. 798 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,000 Speaker 1: What should I do? I of like I will never 799 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,280 Speaker 1: be number one and I will always have issues with 800 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:10,080 Speaker 1: his friends. First, I say go with your brain, not 801 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,360 Speaker 1: your heart on this one. Um, Why would you want 802 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,800 Speaker 1: to continue with someone who is being so disrespectful to 803 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,040 Speaker 1: you and your relationship? What did he tell you? If 804 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,520 Speaker 1: you you know he's still going on this trip and 805 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,960 Speaker 1: you should just get over it. Uh. Here, here's a 806 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:31,080 Speaker 1: real question, uh for you though? What's keeping you from 807 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,960 Speaker 1: going on this trip? If you really want to go? 808 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying you should go. I just 809 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,840 Speaker 1: want to let you know that you can go if 810 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,200 Speaker 1: you want to. You can definitely go if you choose to. 811 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,440 Speaker 1: Having said that, I mean she can't. Having said that, 812 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,320 Speaker 1: let me ask you another question and really think about 813 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,760 Speaker 1: this one. Why would you want to be in a 814 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:54,480 Speaker 1: living relationship or any relationship where you're not number one? Why? 815 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,600 Speaker 1: And and where you will always? These are your words? 816 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,480 Speaker 1: Now have issues with friends? And you mentioned in the 817 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:05,760 Speaker 1: in the subject his friends are female? So why should 818 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,080 Speaker 1: you even have to, you know, say your love can 819 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,400 Speaker 1: survive something like this? Why is this even an issue? Um? 820 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,480 Speaker 1: You know, I just think you deserve better than that. 821 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,680 Speaker 1: And doesn't your brain tell you that as well? Don't 822 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:26,480 Speaker 1: you think so? Steve? Here we go. His best friends 823 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:31,120 Speaker 1: are female? How many times we've got to talk about? Hm? 824 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:37,240 Speaker 1: It's cool. There's a man and his five best friends 825 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:46,160 Speaker 1: is girls. Wow, you you ain't got no boys? Now? 826 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:54,960 Speaker 1: Your your best dudes is girls? They're not dudes. That's 827 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:58,320 Speaker 1: that's hard to believe. Man, That is really really hard 828 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:04,560 Speaker 1: to believe, especially of the male species, because we so 829 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:10,800 Speaker 1: so yearned camaraderie with each other, because it's just some 830 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,120 Speaker 1: dude stuff we do, man that girls and women just 831 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:18,080 Speaker 1: ain't privy to. We just dudes. Man. We talk a 832 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,439 Speaker 1: certain way when we round each other, and it really 833 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:25,400 Speaker 1: ain't cool to talk like that round It just really ain't. 834 01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,080 Speaker 1: Because we're saying some stuff, man, and we ain't got 835 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:34,000 Speaker 1: the filter own at all, And that's not the way 836 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:37,880 Speaker 1: you would talk around your girl. That's a fact that's 837 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,920 Speaker 1: not known or why y'all saying stuff, Because when you're 838 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,520 Speaker 1: around your girls, you say stuff. You say stuff you 839 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:48,760 Speaker 1: wouldn't say around dude. That's because a man, it ain't 840 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,440 Speaker 1: no where in the world. You're sitting up with your 841 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,880 Speaker 1: girls and you're gonna repeat all that conversation and some 842 01:01:53,080 --> 01:02:00,880 Speaker 1: men listening. So that's the way it is. The fact 843 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:05,480 Speaker 1: that all five of his friends is girls, you know. Now, 844 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,240 Speaker 1: The problem is he got five female friends and they 845 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:13,000 Speaker 1: like family to him. He's planning to travel with one 846 01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:16,000 Speaker 1: of his female friends and they're gonna stay at another 847 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,880 Speaker 1: one of the female friends house, who happened to be 848 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,360 Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend from high school. But their friends I 849 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:27,320 Speaker 1: keep telling you about these friends. Man, you're trying to 850 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:33,200 Speaker 1: tell me that you're a man you attracted to a girl, 851 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,280 Speaker 1: but y'all just friends. How long can you hold that line? Darn? 852 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:44,400 Speaker 1: How long can you stay off that line? They're going 853 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,920 Speaker 1: over five girls house. Ain't none of these girls attractive 854 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:57,160 Speaker 1: to him? Okay? But here's the real problem. Here's the 855 01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,120 Speaker 1: other problem you've got. You and your boyfriend have been 856 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,600 Speaker 1: together for over a year now, and we're living together. 857 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:07,480 Speaker 1: You don't even know it. You, you really don't even 858 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:11,440 Speaker 1: know it. You and now what you're discovering your discovery 859 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:16,720 Speaker 1: while you live. And now your heart telling you one 860 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:21,640 Speaker 1: thing and you saying something else. Now you have told 861 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,919 Speaker 1: him you ain't happy with the situation, and he told 862 01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,320 Speaker 1: me that he going on his trip and I should 863 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,760 Speaker 1: just get over. When I asked him if he would 864 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:33,880 Speaker 1: be okay with me leaving town with male friends to 865 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,520 Speaker 1: stay at one of my exes houses, his response was not. 866 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,560 Speaker 1: My brain tells me I should just break up him, 867 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,320 Speaker 1: but here's a listen to his life. But my heart 868 01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:47,920 Speaker 1: tells me that your love can survive this. Now you're 869 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:51,680 Speaker 1: ready for the the answer to that your love can 870 01:03:51,800 --> 01:04:00,360 Speaker 1: survive this? But you can't see you. And the motion 871 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:05,080 Speaker 1: of love is two different things. Love make you do 872 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:11,000 Speaker 1: some crazy stuff that you would not normally do. Love 873 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:15,400 Speaker 1: makes you tolerate things that you would not normally tolerate. 874 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,160 Speaker 1: We all know that, especially those of us that have kids. 875 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,080 Speaker 1: You know, good and well, if that wasn't your kids, 876 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:30,400 Speaker 1: you wouldn't even talk to the ass no more it 877 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:36,800 Speaker 1: fit them. Okay, so your love cancer this the problem 878 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:41,000 Speaker 1: is you can't. So now what you're gonna do? M 879 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:47,160 Speaker 1: Part two when we come back, But it's gonna be 880 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:55,320 Speaker 1: just like part one. Yeah, you're all right. We're in 881 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,720 Speaker 1: the middle of this Strawberry letter. The subject his best 882 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:01,640 Speaker 1: friends are female. Listen out after this for part two 883 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:06,480 Speaker 1: of Steve's response to today's Strawberry letter, its best friends female. 884 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:19,800 Speaker 1: I'm tempt see where it at. All right, Steve, here 885 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:23,440 Speaker 1: we go Part two of the Strawberry Letters subject today, 886 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:27,480 Speaker 1: his best friends are female. Well, you know, look, this 887 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,920 Speaker 1: is this is the problem for women that you're going 888 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:35,640 Speaker 1: to run up into when you when your man has 889 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:41,120 Speaker 1: female friends, it's going to create a conflict from time 890 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,320 Speaker 1: to time. Now I'm not saying he can't handle man, no, 891 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:48,560 Speaker 1: no female friends, but I'm just telling you it's gonna 892 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:52,160 Speaker 1: be some conflicts from time to time. Now, unless you've 893 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,360 Speaker 1: met these people and have formed a relationship with them 894 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:59,480 Speaker 1: yourself as a female, it's going to create a conflict 895 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,440 Speaker 1: because if the shoe were on the other foot, it 896 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:10,360 Speaker 1: would create a conflict for him. Yeah, he said so much. 897 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,760 Speaker 1: So what do we why I don't, I don't. I 898 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:22,959 Speaker 1: don't get the surprise. And look, man, y'all y'all meeting 899 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,440 Speaker 1: these dudes and these girls and y'all fall in love 900 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:28,200 Speaker 1: right now, y'all living together right now, y'all you don't 901 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,440 Speaker 1: even know each other. Man, A lot of this is happening. 902 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,200 Speaker 1: But this the society we live in the day. I 903 01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:38,240 Speaker 1: was watching UH, the flipping through, watching UH at Hip 904 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:46,120 Speaker 1: Hop Atlanta. Man, Jesus, I mean, man, ain't nobody happy. 905 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:54,560 Speaker 1: There ain't no body happy on TV. Look, look leave 906 01:06:54,640 --> 01:07:00,600 Speaker 1: it to Beaver is gone, Ozzy and Harriet is gone. 907 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:09,440 Speaker 1: Yeah that the Cosby's is gone. Everybody life drama and 908 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:15,920 Speaker 1: turmal and they focus on it. Stevie and Josh leaned 909 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:19,240 Speaker 1: and broke up. But now he's feeling that baby might 910 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,680 Speaker 1: be his. You know, dad, the girl pregnant, she didn't 911 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,000 Speaker 1: got scared now she wonna go back to my Amy 912 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:31,919 Speaker 1: kirc and had a baby on his wife. I don't 913 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:37,000 Speaker 1: think that. What boy, how stupid are you? Yeah, the 914 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:43,000 Speaker 1: scrapping breakup are we? You know everybody? And I was 915 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,000 Speaker 1: just sitting there, man, they was going through it. And 916 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:48,840 Speaker 1: I don't know who put the cameras and scrapping mama's 917 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:58,240 Speaker 1: because it's the dude that I can't do the close up. 918 01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:03,160 Speaker 1: So I just can't take the close up for Earnest 919 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,560 Speaker 1: cheff hell all in the way, chess hell taco me. 920 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:13,000 Speaker 1: If anybody needs to shave his chest, it's earnest, earnest 921 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:18,280 Speaker 1: arm outside the bedspread with no cuts on it. I'm 922 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,360 Speaker 1: going bed, come on, and and I don't want you to. 923 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,400 Speaker 1: Don't don't give me one. I ain't saying nothing about 924 01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:26,400 Speaker 1: scrappy mama, So don't nobody start that because they ain't 925 01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:29,240 Speaker 1: what I said. I just I can't do Earnest close ups. 926 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:34,439 Speaker 1: I just can't do this clothes ups and them girls, man, 927 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,600 Speaker 1: when they be doing a little glam shots with the 928 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:41,040 Speaker 1: little black lipstick, all the cleavages is perfect and everything, 929 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,439 Speaker 1: and then when they go to the regular shot being 930 01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:47,920 Speaker 1: damn it, it's the same chip that was when it 931 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,559 Speaker 1: was when we did that vast lean on the leans 932 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:54,800 Speaker 1: and the well lit mirrors. It's over for us to 933 01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,160 Speaker 1: break up with this dude, and y'all gonna live your life. 934 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:02,559 Speaker 1: He y'all ain't ready for each other. Mm hmmmm. All right, 935 01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,240 Speaker 1: we'll be back with some trending topics. Maybe we'll talk 936 01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,960 Speaker 1: about the man without a penis again. We'll be back 937 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:18,799 Speaker 1: in thirty four after Yeah, you're listening. I had a cousin. 938 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,200 Speaker 1: This ain't tied to nothing, but I had a cousin. 939 01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:25,519 Speaker 1: They had at least a car m hm. And you know, 940 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:29,240 Speaker 1: I don't the least they give you, like fifteen thousand miles. 941 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:36,960 Speaker 1: So it was a long time ago. Man. He came 942 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:40,880 Speaker 1: to the family union, uh, and he pulled up in 943 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:47,519 Speaker 1: a taxi and so everybody said, Earl, I thought you 944 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:52,120 Speaker 1: had got yourself a new car about six months ago. 945 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,599 Speaker 1: We was gonna see your new car. He said, yeah, yeah, 946 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:58,920 Speaker 1: throw it. I got it. It's it's back there. So 947 01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:01,280 Speaker 1: we said where is it? So he's I'm just here 948 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:05,400 Speaker 1: for two days. So I said, so where's your car? Though? 949 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:11,200 Speaker 1: I got it parked? I said, parked where he had 950 01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:14,760 Speaker 1: parked on the outskirts of town at a park and 951 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:19,240 Speaker 1: fly by the airport. M M yeah, I said, I 952 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:22,599 Speaker 1: commute and drive it over here. But you didn't call 953 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:25,880 Speaker 1: the cab. Man. I get fifteen thousand, mom, and I 954 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:30,679 Speaker 1: can't go of all the miles on this car, I said, doc, 955 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,479 Speaker 1: But if you went on and drove your car, wouldn't 956 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,439 Speaker 1: that be the same thing as probably cheaper than paying 957 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:45,920 Speaker 1: a cab. Oh see, how I just know I'm turning 958 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:50,200 Speaker 1: and in fifteen thousand miles and I'm getting cloked. I 959 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:56,000 Speaker 1: got twelve tho on it right now? I said, well, 960 01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:59,439 Speaker 1: how much I much longer you got the car? I 961 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,840 Speaker 1: got it five more months as a dog, so you 962 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,479 Speaker 1: got to stay under three thousand five more? Yeah, I 963 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:18,599 Speaker 1: got too. Oh man m hm wow. Alright, uh moving along. Uh. 964 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,280 Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw this, but we'll 965 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:23,720 Speaker 1: talk about this in a minute. But um, last night 966 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,800 Speaker 1: there was a show on t l C. It just 967 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,920 Speaker 1: piqued my interest. I didn't get a chance to watch it. Unfortunately. 968 01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:33,759 Speaker 1: The name of the show was Man without a Penis. 969 01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:39,640 Speaker 1: So you know how they do those TLC documentaries, this 970 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,320 Speaker 1: was one of them. We'll talk about it right after this. 971 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:46,519 Speaker 1: Do you want to replay what I already said, So well, 972 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:58,240 Speaker 1: what such an interesting story? Really, I don't see happening 973 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:02,920 Speaker 1: a man born without a penis claims, But how did 974 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,960 Speaker 1: he get to show them? He slept with more than 975 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:10,719 Speaker 1: a hundred women while keeping the secret from most of them. Steve, 976 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,960 Speaker 1: his name is Andrew. His name is Andrew Wardle, He's 977 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:21,200 Speaker 1: from Man. They did a whole entry on him. How 978 01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:24,559 Speaker 1: they don't know it? What has we got a show 979 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:28,439 Speaker 1: about it? Fall? We could not have possibly happened to me? 980 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:37,559 Speaker 1: Show could have been baby without a pen. I saw 981 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,840 Speaker 1: my daddy going to bare room and found out I 982 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:44,639 Speaker 1: wasn't going there with it's own and cracking. Every weeking 983 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:48,400 Speaker 1: minute of my life would have been dedicated to get 984 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:53,000 Speaker 1: me one of them. I've gotten to I got a 985 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:58,000 Speaker 1: paper route, I'm watching cars, I'm doing a big sale. 986 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:03,040 Speaker 1: I didn't dropped that stale. I don't that the South. 987 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:07,720 Speaker 1: I'm sharing cropping. I'm working so I didn't took a 988 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:11,639 Speaker 1: baby sitting babysitting with your baby strapped on my back. 989 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:17,240 Speaker 1: W I'm picking cotton income because I got to get 990 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:19,640 Speaker 1: me some money so I can buy me one of 991 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:22,320 Speaker 1: these things. Because what I'm not gonna do is be 992 01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:27,360 Speaker 1: a man without a baby, without war, and I might 993 01:13:27,439 --> 01:13:30,000 Speaker 1: do some years as a little boy. But I'm fenna 994 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:35,879 Speaker 1: getting me some work. I'm fen to sell drugs, drug dealers. 995 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,880 Speaker 1: I'm finna be stealing. I'm gonna have a booster ring 996 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:44,240 Speaker 1: going on. All my friends gonna be thieves. I'm gonna 997 01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:46,559 Speaker 1: open up a grand all the theft ring. I'm gonna 998 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:53,479 Speaker 1: have a cheerless thing. Steve, All right, coming up at 999 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,920 Speaker 1: the top of the hour. It's Monday, so its weekend 1000 01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:02,719 Speaker 1: confessions causing Wait a minute, Steve, hold on one second, 1001 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,839 Speaker 1: call the nephew at eight seven seven twenty nine, Stephen, 1002 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:09,560 Speaker 1: So you can confess. But but what's wrong with you? 1003 01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,400 Speaker 1: We were talking about the forty year old man that 1004 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:15,720 Speaker 1: was without a penis that WASTLC last night? Yeah it 1005 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,640 Speaker 1: was an hour long documentary. He's forty years old. His 1006 01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:22,720 Speaker 1: girlfriends for Yeah, it was an hour long documentary. You 1007 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:26,000 Speaker 1: couldn't make this show with me because I've been fixed 1008 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:29,360 Speaker 1: this huh. You know the jobs out in head since 1009 01:14:29,439 --> 01:14:32,000 Speaker 1: I was seven, trying to save up the money to 1010 01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,599 Speaker 1: get me, or I'd have been down to the peace 1011 01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:38,400 Speaker 1: Stow looking up on the wall. I'd have picked up. 1012 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:42,280 Speaker 1: I won't. I won't the glade air friend, the mad 1013 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:47,439 Speaker 1: that's the one. I won't. How much is that? I 1014 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:52,800 Speaker 1: know it's too big for me. I won't. I don't 1015 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:57,160 Speaker 1: care it is. Give me that one. I'm down now. 1016 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,040 Speaker 1: I don't. I would have been working my ass on 1017 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,880 Speaker 1: since I was se and I didn't open up a 1018 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:06,120 Speaker 1: chop shot. I'm selling stolen auto park. Got a landscaping company. 1019 01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:12,000 Speaker 1: I've been cutting grass. I'm selling liquor. Dub don't. I 1020 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:16,720 Speaker 1: didn't got to some wheelchairs. I'm selling wheel chairs. Donna much. 1021 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,600 Speaker 1: I didn't jumped on four kids I got. I got 1022 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:25,080 Speaker 1: an extra supply girl scout cooking. I'm going daughter, don't 1023 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:28,439 Speaker 1: want this wheelchair? Are these damn cooking? But you're gonna 1024 01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:30,880 Speaker 1: do something. And while I'm at your house, I got 1025 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:36,800 Speaker 1: a janitorial set in toilets and everything you look outside, 1026 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:40,679 Speaker 1: I'm repairing bridges. I'm down in Atlanta right now, trying 1027 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:45,040 Speaker 1: to fix that. I just gotta put this money together 1028 01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:47,920 Speaker 1: because I got to buy Penis because I didn't set 1029 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:51,479 Speaker 1: up here. This ain't working. I'm scalping tickets to all 1030 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:55,479 Speaker 1: the games. I got All Star tickets, super Bowl tickets. 1031 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:59,200 Speaker 1: I didn't done it at all. I'm so damn tied. 1032 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:03,400 Speaker 1: I have no education. I ain't got a G. E. D. 1033 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,559 Speaker 1: Or nothing. I just dropped out of school. I ain't 1034 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:09,280 Speaker 1: studied the damn thing. I've been working since I was seven, 1035 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:19,920 Speaker 1: trying to get the how I'm worried. I got exhausted 1036 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:22,880 Speaker 1: last summer because I was down there share cropping, and 1037 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,600 Speaker 1: I had a babysitter service at the same time I 1038 01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:30,080 Speaker 1: was share cropping. I had been strapped to my back 1039 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:34,519 Speaker 1: while I was picking cotton and tobacco. One like him, 1040 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,519 Speaker 1: he became an expert lover in other departments, it said, 1041 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:40,240 Speaker 1: to cover up his lack of genitals. He knows his 1042 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:43,320 Speaker 1: way around a woman's body. He knows woman I had 1043 01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:52,360 Speaker 1: you're gonna want to redo its own is working. And 1044 01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:57,200 Speaker 1: I got the Air Freshman model. I'm just over here 1045 01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:04,479 Speaker 1: like a can of glade. Oh man, here, man, I'm 1046 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,680 Speaker 1: gonna get one attached dog going on. I want the wall. 1047 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:10,160 Speaker 1: I want I want that one right there? S excuse me, 1048 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:15,519 Speaker 1: So you want the B B model. Yes, I do model. 1049 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:22,800 Speaker 1: What's afraid? Yeah, that's the Big Black. It's called the 1050 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:27,479 Speaker 1: Big Black. I want the model, sir. It only comes 1051 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,599 Speaker 1: in that shade right there. Put it on. But sir, 1052 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:35,320 Speaker 1: excuse me, so you're light skinned. I don't give a damn. 1053 01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:39,240 Speaker 1: I want the big black model. That's what I want. 1054 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,439 Speaker 1: Ye put it on. I got it, don't worry about it. 1055 01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:44,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put some fade cream on it. You just 1056 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:51,640 Speaker 1: come on. I want yo give me a job, and 1057 01:17:53,479 --> 01:17:55,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna like it a little bit. But I don't 1058 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:59,120 Speaker 1: give a damn. I don't give a damn if it 1059 01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:03,280 Speaker 1: looks like a night stick. Yes, I don't care how 1060 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:09,599 Speaker 1: I go. Sir, ready, I got me some work. Man 1061 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:13,519 Speaker 1: without opinion us. How you got to be kid TLC. 1062 01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:17,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give me a job. I'm gonna do everything. 1063 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:21,799 Speaker 1: You're gonna pay for the operation. With all these jobs, 1064 01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:27,679 Speaker 1: I got landscape comany chopping the stolen parts. I sell drugs. 1065 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:31,000 Speaker 1: I'm robbing drug dealers. I'm a bounty hunt. I work 1066 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:36,000 Speaker 1: with dog on the weekends, within with Dogs, the bounding hunn. 1067 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:41,200 Speaker 1: Everything come up with this money. For what we're not 1068 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:44,720 Speaker 1: gonna do is the show on me called Man. You 1069 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:47,160 Speaker 1: can do a little boy without want, you can do 1070 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:52,080 Speaker 1: baby born without but man without openis it's not gonna 1071 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,360 Speaker 1: be the show. I'm on. See what you're doing hair. 1072 01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:58,320 Speaker 1: Now you're doing I'm doing how I'm everybody. I'm breaking 1073 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:01,599 Speaker 1: back Jerry curls, I got the trail, would have been 1074 01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:05,760 Speaker 1: a Jewish source. I would have stole rings. I got 1075 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:09,880 Speaker 1: at collection. I'll break into the Smithson. I got the 1076 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:15,720 Speaker 1: real Lisa getting my house. Why don't you still you 1077 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:19,479 Speaker 1: went to the city. Yes, I'll tell you, like now 1078 01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:23,080 Speaker 1: the Pope, I'll be in a hostage situation and Catholics 1079 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,720 Speaker 1: if you want your pope back. I needed money for 1080 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:29,280 Speaker 1: this operation. You give me the pope you gave me. 1081 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:36,400 Speaker 1: You're on the edge. You're on the edge. I just 1082 01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:38,200 Speaker 1: tell you, I don't got serious about it. Now you 1083 01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:44,120 Speaker 1: got desperate. I got the hair at one. Something got 1084 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:48,160 Speaker 1: to get on him and I needed Now can about 1085 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:52,000 Speaker 1: this a two year operation? Whatever? Yeah, you want to. 1086 01:19:54,800 --> 01:20:01,080 Speaker 1: I'm a dental assistant to school for the train, putting 1087 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:04,720 Speaker 1: her smock on in there working ther mouse. I don't 1088 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:10,000 Speaker 1: know what I'm doing, implant and I'm doing everything. Surely 1089 01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,080 Speaker 1: I'm in the room. I don't know what the doctor 1090 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:20,439 Speaker 1: asking for. I'm just handing him. Still, excuse me, scalpel cat, Sir, 1091 01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:23,840 Speaker 1: I said, Scalpel I just so that's thread they look. Man, 1092 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,920 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to work. I got to get this. 1093 01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:28,879 Speaker 1: I need some money, so you can you can attach 1094 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:32,479 Speaker 1: something to me paper. I have to get this paper. 1095 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,639 Speaker 1: You don't know how desperate I am. I do everything. 1096 01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:42,080 Speaker 1: I'll be doing the doing the news and today details 1097 01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:46,559 Speaker 1: at eleven go in words and broke into shopping shot 1098 01:20:47,439 --> 01:20:50,760 Speaker 1: as you reporting on your hel I'm just from there, 1099 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,640 Speaker 1: details that he left and from he's still here. I 1100 01:20:53,720 --> 01:21:00,240 Speaker 1: gotta get out here though, I've got that doing everything. 1101 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,840 Speaker 1: I'll be down that painting cause at Erle Shrine with 1102 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,599 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I bain't your whole carfer leven dollar. 1103 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,240 Speaker 1: I'm trying to put this money to go, sir? What 1104 01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:18,760 Speaker 1: are you saying? This money? He got the heir one 1105 01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,280 Speaker 1: ever since I thought saw my daddy Pete when I 1106 01:21:21,479 --> 01:21:26,599 Speaker 1: was fo. I said, but you're not doing the show 1107 01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:30,120 Speaker 1: on me. You can follow me has how to raise 1108 01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:38,360 Speaker 1: money a penis and plant. You better watch. Oh, I'll 1109 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,200 Speaker 1: be selling Avon dough to dough and when you open 1110 01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:46,400 Speaker 1: this dough, I got Curby vacuum cleaners to do your 1111 01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:51,040 Speaker 1: whole house. I'll go back to cleaning carf I'm telling you, man, 1112 01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:53,840 Speaker 1: I can turn the TV and you doing an informerciary 1113 01:21:56,240 --> 01:22:03,640 Speaker 1: flex or seal oxy Din. Be on that with that 1114 01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:10,559 Speaker 1: shiny black hell just setting. I'll be on you looking 1115 01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,120 Speaker 1: down that Steve black hands. Be down in the alligator 1116 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:19,479 Speaker 1: country an alligator show. I'm in the alligator Steve, get 1117 01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:23,080 Speaker 1: out that cage. I ain't got fingers what I'm wearing 1118 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:33,400 Speaker 1: for whooping alligator. I'm getting frightening. I'm just diving in 1119 01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:37,360 Speaker 1: the water and it ain't got no I'm beat neck. 1120 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:42,800 Speaker 1: It ain't nobody gonna see nothing. Dick with a knife 1121 01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:47,240 Speaker 1: in my teeth and just killing skin them and then 1122 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:52,839 Speaker 1: sell the skins. Be selling gator belts. Basic. You are crazy. 1123 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,960 Speaker 1: Be over in the Africa taking kids food from selling. 1124 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:04,040 Speaker 1: I'll be selling food back to yourself. What are you doing? 1125 01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:08,840 Speaker 1: I got to put this money together. I'm sorry, y'all. 1126 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:12,000 Speaker 1: Ain't got to be conger here. Eat somebody flying. Oh 1127 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:20,800 Speaker 1: my god, he he is? You know that swing bild 1128 01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:24,320 Speaker 1: and Cuba him and roll cigars. My cigars just look 1129 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:28,080 Speaker 1: like joints. I don't really know how to roll. I'm 1130 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:35,360 Speaker 1: just over there trying to put this money together. Come 1131 01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:41,480 Speaker 1: a cocaine, cowboy. I'm done. Just running drugs for the cartail, 1132 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:45,600 Speaker 1: but ain't had nothing, just got key lows in my 1133 01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:55,559 Speaker 1: you digging tunnels the wall. I'm selling, Yeah, we can. 1134 01:23:55,720 --> 01:24:00,439 Speaker 1: Confessions coming up over Mexico. I already started ton I'm 1135 01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:06,040 Speaker 1: with y'all. I'm with y'all. Damn the wall. I with y'all, 1136 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:13,360 Speaker 1: Damn the wall. I got tunnel of service, I got 1137 01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:18,720 Speaker 1: the bibe fingers. Are you ready for weekend Confessions and 1138 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:23,600 Speaker 1: that few? No? No, no, hold on? Yeah, thank you 1139 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:33,240 Speaker 1: say he's not a stand up you still? Are you not? Yeah? 1140 01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:42,320 Speaker 1: Right now is a bounty hunter on the weekend wife 1141 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:49,599 Speaker 1: and everything. I got her hair and her vessel. I'm 1142 01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:53,640 Speaker 1: standing there with dog bounding her hair, his vest and 1143 01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:58,160 Speaker 1: her needles paint. But I got real bullets. Cut your asks. 1144 01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:01,400 Speaker 1: Can't get away. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. 1145 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:12,800 Speaker 1: All right, it's time for weekend Confessions. Uh eight seven seven. 1146 01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:17,840 Speaker 1: I do what I gotta do, what I gotta do. 1147 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:23,160 Speaker 1: I got this thing. I got to man without a penis. 1148 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,680 Speaker 1: I can't believe they made a show out of it. 1149 01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:28,120 Speaker 1: They can't an hour long documentary. I mean, this is real. 1150 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:32,360 Speaker 1: This man is forty years old, his girlfriend is twenty four. 1151 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:40,240 Speaker 1: What the documentary is about is forty years without to 1152 01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:45,599 Speaker 1: be kidding me because women, Yeah, I might have got 1153 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:51,439 Speaker 1: to buy sixteen eighteen after late, but I'm gonna have 1154 01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:55,960 Speaker 1: poll this money together by it in. I'm down at 1155 01:25:56,040 --> 01:26:00,920 Speaker 1: p Yang's. I'm doing nail. I learned how to do 1156 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:09,120 Speaker 1: with critics tips. I gotta do jails. I do all 1157 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:13,560 Speaker 1: that now. I got a chaos in the middle of 1158 01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:20,480 Speaker 1: the mall. I'm selling chain by the inches is everywhere, 1159 01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:23,599 Speaker 1: trying to put this money together. I'm in the middle 1160 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,280 Speaker 1: of the mall getting all them downs out that damn fountain, 1161 01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:36,280 Speaker 1: keep washing, wishing, go and wish. I'm in the getting 1162 01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:39,919 Speaker 1: up all the money out to found. I'm doing windows 1163 01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:42,240 Speaker 1: at the mall. You look out your office wind on 1164 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:45,120 Speaker 1: the thirty eight floor. I'm on a scotchpaper with a 1165 01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:49,839 Speaker 1: bucket and just a belt running buck I'm washing windows. 1166 01:26:50,479 --> 01:26:53,040 Speaker 1: I don't give them hot dangerous it is. I ain't 1167 01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:56,040 Speaker 1: gotta reason to live. No to him where I kind 1168 01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:59,320 Speaker 1: of hope I do fall sitting up in here. I'm 1169 01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:05,120 Speaker 1: in Louis but On just stealing, and I'm I'm acting 1170 01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:08,400 Speaker 1: Louis Vercton Sto selling stuff in the store. I got 1171 01:27:08,479 --> 01:27:12,439 Speaker 1: black suit on and everything. I'm just taking people money 1172 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,760 Speaker 1: here on your bag. Ain't putting down in the because 1173 01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:18,960 Speaker 1: you got to keep the purchase, y'all. I'm moving town. 1174 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:23,679 Speaker 1: I work everywhere. I'm all them down New y'all. Look, 1175 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,160 Speaker 1: and then when I get through stealing all the bags 1176 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,320 Speaker 1: out of Louver Town, I'm outside. I got a hot 1177 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:34,880 Speaker 1: dog stand. I'm selling year rolls and hot dogs, black 1178 01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:40,720 Speaker 1: as Stephen here, cooking rights. I'm doing it all. The 1179 01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,080 Speaker 1: next thing you look, I'm coming down Fifth Avenue on 1180 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:50,559 Speaker 1: a bicycle, riding my ass off the living piece. Oh god, Steve, 1181 01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:53,200 Speaker 1: what did you doing? I got sick. Get this money. 1182 01:27:58,240 --> 01:28:05,559 Speaker 1: Make no damn show on me. Yeah without a penis 1183 01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:10,720 Speaker 1: Now I'm down. I'm down. I'm down at Jiffy Loup. 1184 01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,240 Speaker 1: You look up. I'm coming about the ground. I'm not 1185 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:16,439 Speaker 1: only changed your all, I don't turkey all. I'm setting on. 1186 01:28:22,439 --> 01:28:25,200 Speaker 1: I'm down at the gas station pumping gas and holding 1187 01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:29,679 Speaker 1: people up at the same thing with the whole person 1188 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:32,479 Speaker 1: here man, put tripping ram don't cry. Listen to me. 1189 01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:35,120 Speaker 1: Don't I got to get something. If you knew what 1190 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:41,920 Speaker 1: I didn't have you just put your person here there 1191 01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:45,760 Speaker 1: any job you have not mentioned not giving me money 1192 01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:51,599 Speaker 1: right away. Shame. He said he was on the news, 1193 01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:56,280 Speaker 1: he was doing the duds. Yeah, I just said I 1194 01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,000 Speaker 1: need to come, coming up and leaving. I'll be back. 1195 01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:00,680 Speaker 1: You ain't gonna believe what I'm fitna do. Details at 1196 01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:03,200 Speaker 1: the level he doing the news on him share, he's 1197 01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:06,960 Speaker 1: a crown. He can committed doing his own story. He's working. 1198 01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:10,000 Speaker 1: This is what's gonna go down between six and ten. 1199 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:17,760 Speaker 1: And then you know it's me. I ain't had ice 1200 01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:19,400 Speaker 1: cream since I was a baby. I just say it. 1201 01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:22,680 Speaker 1: All my bomb pop money, all the popsicle money, all 1202 01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:24,360 Speaker 1: the money I used to being across the street at 1203 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,920 Speaker 1: the church, at the candid stow all that's been put 1204 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:35,800 Speaker 1: in pens. Yeah, it's called it. It's called the PP fund. 1205 01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:38,479 Speaker 1: I got a head fund out of started on Wall Street. 1206 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,800 Speaker 1: I got a headge fund. I rounded up some more 1207 01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:46,200 Speaker 1: people with small ones that ever went out, started the 1208 01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:49,559 Speaker 1: heads full of the Wall Street. I got so much money. 1209 01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:55,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's called the PP heads Funding for penises. 1210 01:29:58,479 --> 01:30:00,880 Speaker 1: I got just hey, man, can I go down there 1211 01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:03,280 Speaker 1: with you? I have won, but I have heard about 1212 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:07,080 Speaker 1: this new baby and I won't get one too. I 1213 01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:13,840 Speaker 1: know I'm white, but I want that all right? For 1214 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,840 Speaker 1: Weekend Confessions, if you want to call in, it's eight 1215 01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:20,240 Speaker 1: seven seven. I hope you do. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, 1216 01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:24,280 Speaker 1: we can Confessions with the Nephew. Because what, I'm not 1217 01:30:24,439 --> 01:30:26,040 Speaker 1: here to help you. I just want to hear what 1218 01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,879 Speaker 1: you're going through. I'm dying it towards us just Christmas. 1219 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:37,639 Speaker 1: I'm selling hot toys that towards got to get this money, 1220 01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:41,400 Speaker 1: That's what I say here in front of the story. 1221 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:47,600 Speaker 1: I'm selling towards I just stole in toys, man. But 1222 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:50,080 Speaker 1: it's comforting to know that people can get there. We've 1223 01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:55,920 Speaker 1: done by you. Now you're doing hair for My favorite 1224 01:30:56,080 --> 01:31:00,679 Speaker 1: was the informercial with the black shiny Wicks. He's standing 1225 01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:10,080 Speaker 1: there as Dog's wife with the week osten. Look are 1226 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:27,200 Speaker 1: you crazy? Are we call us? Can't alright enough? Okay, okay, 1227 01:31:27,320 --> 01:31:36,800 Speaker 1: that's it. I lost your entire timeial. No, we're not 1228 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:45,960 Speaker 1: a no. Don't say no, don't say we're going to 1229 01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:49,519 Speaker 1: break right now, we come back. Call us for Weekend 1230 01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,479 Speaker 1: Confessions with the Nephew eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, 1231 01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:55,479 Speaker 1: because what, nephew, I'm not here to help you. I 1232 01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:58,719 Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. You're listening 1233 01:31:59,439 --> 01:32:05,720 Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, Uh, we're still soliciting for 1234 01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:08,160 Speaker 1: Weekend Confessions. By the way, we're still looking for your 1235 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:14,320 Speaker 1: phone calls eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Because guess what, nephew. 1236 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:17,080 Speaker 1: You don't want to hear it, do you? You don't 1237 01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:18,560 Speaker 1: want to help him? I mean, you just want to 1238 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,200 Speaker 1: hear it, right, I want to help you. I just 1239 01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:30,719 Speaker 1: want to That's what it is. You just alright, nephew. 1240 01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:33,479 Speaker 1: This is your segment that people are calling in. It's 1241 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:35,760 Speaker 1: called Weekend Confessions. We want you to call and let 1242 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:38,719 Speaker 1: us know what you did over the weekend. Tell the nephew, 1243 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,840 Speaker 1: because nephew, because I'm not here to help you, I 1244 01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:44,280 Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going going through. Let's go. 1245 01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:48,599 Speaker 1: Let's go to Line AID and talk to Sean out 1246 01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:55,360 Speaker 1: of Florida. What's up, Sean? Hi? How you doing? I'm fine? 1247 01:32:56,479 --> 01:33:03,000 Speaker 1: What's your confession? I made a trip out of town 1248 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:06,200 Speaker 1: with my friend guy, but I'm in a relationship with 1249 01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:11,000 Speaker 1: my kid's father and we went to a theme part um. 1250 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:15,679 Speaker 1: His kids were at the theme part where they saw 1251 01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:19,200 Speaker 1: I and my friends, and it was kind of odd. 1252 01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:23,040 Speaker 1: Because like, my friend knows where in the relationship, but 1253 01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:26,280 Speaker 1: he doesn't want to like start any trouble. So we 1254 01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:30,160 Speaker 1: ended up leaving. We weren't even there four hours. We 1255 01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:32,559 Speaker 1: got there at eleven thirty, and we were either about 1256 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:36,560 Speaker 1: two four five. I had kids, because I knew it 1257 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:40,400 Speaker 1: was gonna be messy, right to have your kids told 1258 01:33:40,439 --> 01:33:44,600 Speaker 1: the daddy, I called it told before they told. But 1259 01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:49,040 Speaker 1: this is the confession I love. It's told another tale. 1260 01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:51,600 Speaker 1: I told him that I went on the trip with 1261 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:56,920 Speaker 1: my cousins and her kid's father, and because they saw 1262 01:33:57,080 --> 01:34:02,360 Speaker 1: my little son with the guys. It's crazy. I just 1263 01:34:02,479 --> 01:34:05,560 Speaker 1: had to call, letting know something before they got that. 1264 01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:10,200 Speaker 1: He told it because you got but you got your 1265 01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:15,160 Speaker 1: last started and you got your first. Yeah. Yeah, he's 1266 01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:18,800 Speaker 1: not listening. That's all right, baby, that's all right. But 1267 01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:20,639 Speaker 1: you you wanted to call and get it off your chest, 1268 01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:24,880 Speaker 1: and that's what I'm here. Fun. Okay, Yeah. How was 1269 01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:26,519 Speaker 1: the rest of it even once y'all got out the 1270 01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:30,040 Speaker 1: musement park? Well was fine. We left and we went 1271 01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:33,760 Speaker 1: on home. Everything is cool. That's just my friend, there's 1272 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:36,920 Speaker 1: no strings attached. But I felt awkward, and then he 1273 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:41,760 Speaker 1: felt operate as well. Don't nothing chance it could be 1274 01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:47,800 Speaker 1: happening between y'all. Okay, so you just out there hanging 1275 01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:51,680 Speaker 1: out of the musement park with a with a real friend. Yeah, 1276 01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,120 Speaker 1: he's my friend. I asked my kids father to go, 1277 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:59,519 Speaker 1: but he didn't want to go. So she shouldn't feel guilty. Yeah, 1278 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:03,720 Speaker 1: why you really your friend? He's just not for him. 1279 01:35:04,080 --> 01:35:06,160 Speaker 1: I mean, but you know how men are. They don't 1280 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:10,799 Speaker 1: want you know, it's respect, it's out of respect. Okay, 1281 01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:14,120 Speaker 1: you know, so I feel like I was being a 1282 01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:22,519 Speaker 1: little did she spick? I'm sorry? Alright, Sean, alright, Sean, 1283 01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:28,280 Speaker 1: thank you, just an amusing prosct. Thank you. Let's go 1284 01:35:28,439 --> 01:35:32,920 Speaker 1: to line uh six and talk to Rodney of North Carolina, 1285 01:35:33,840 --> 01:35:44,040 Speaker 1: North Carolina. Rodney Rodney out of North Cota, Rodney Rodney, 1286 01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:51,720 Speaker 1: Line six. All right, Let's go to line seven and 1287 01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:57,960 Speaker 1: talk to Stephanie out of Illinois. Then all right, Stephanie, Hey, Hey, 1288 01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:01,320 Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, god morning. Oh my gosh, I 1289 01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:04,160 Speaker 1: can't believe I got through. Hello, Nephew, Tommy, you cruckted 1290 01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:08,400 Speaker 1: me up every morning. Steve Harvey, Oh my gosh. Shirley 1291 01:36:08,479 --> 01:36:19,000 Speaker 1: Strawberry Carlor, Yes, so girl, I slept with my neighbor's husband. 1292 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:26,600 Speaker 1: Oh girl, when did it have? So? So I just 1293 01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:35,000 Speaker 1: moved in actually, and uh yeah, and we became great 1294 01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:40,920 Speaker 1: friends real quick, me and the whole family, our babysit everything. Yeah, 1295 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:44,080 Speaker 1: so it was nice. Yesterday we had a lovely day 1296 01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:49,640 Speaker 1: in Chicago and uh yeah yeah. And then um, she 1297 01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:52,920 Speaker 1: gave me tables, some cheers and play to give you 1298 01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:56,320 Speaker 1: some tables and chails for what? Because I just moved in. 1299 01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:59,880 Speaker 1: She helped me out. You're helping you out, and you 1300 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:06,320 Speaker 1: and you over there helping high yeah him out. Yes, 1301 01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:09,400 Speaker 1: I mean how many times? Yaya? It didn't it didn't happen. 1302 01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:12,880 Speaker 1: That was the only time. Okay, how long have you 1303 01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:20,920 Speaker 1: been in the house. Uh it's a month today for 1304 01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:28,439 Speaker 1: the first rent you all in there? Huh I look, 1305 01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:35,479 Speaker 1: it's just happened. Was it good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1306 01:37:35,960 --> 01:37:40,920 Speaker 1: you're gonna keep this going? No, no, okay, I can't 1307 01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,519 Speaker 1: no way, y'all ain't gonna lay on them tables and chairs. 1308 01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:47,680 Speaker 1: She loaned you. That's what you're telling me, she said that, 1309 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:54,400 Speaker 1: and give is that good? Where you're gonna let it go? 1310 01:37:57,760 --> 01:38:00,560 Speaker 1: I can't do that. That's not right. I didn't know 1311 01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:02,559 Speaker 1: she gave me the tables and chairs and stuff. After 1312 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:07,000 Speaker 1: that's what it do for you to feel guilty, some 1313 01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:10,960 Speaker 1: tables and chail. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. 1314 01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:15,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, come on with those back to 1315 01:38:16,040 --> 01:38:25,799 Speaker 1: back jams. Let's go wait after that. You're listening Steve 1316 01:38:25,920 --> 01:38:42,000 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Just one more thing. That's it, alright, nephew, 1317 01:38:42,280 --> 01:38:46,000 Speaker 1: looks like we have a little more time for weekend confessions. 1318 01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:50,080 Speaker 1: Let's go to line six. We have Ray from Louisiana. 1319 01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:55,719 Speaker 1: He wants to get something off his chest. Ray, what's that? Nephew? 1320 01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:57,960 Speaker 1: Times in the Steve Harbuman and show. How y'all doing 1321 01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:04,360 Speaker 1: this mode? Hey? Man, man was sound? Man? Were in 1322 01:39:04,479 --> 01:39:07,040 Speaker 1: a k the weasel? Man? I got a confession like you, Mike, 1323 01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:13,200 Speaker 1: Come on, man, my confession is man, I got I 1324 01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:16,160 Speaker 1: kind of slept with my girl roommate this weekend over 1325 01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:19,559 Speaker 1: at my crib man. Long story shot, man, we were 1326 01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:24,120 Speaker 1: doing our little Sorry, I kept noticing flower pots moving, 1327 01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:26,240 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? On the on the patio. 1328 01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:29,559 Speaker 1: IU was that, like, what's there going on? I walked outside. 1329 01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:31,519 Speaker 1: I don't have wait NECKD time. You know, I'm doing 1330 01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:34,040 Speaker 1: my list back. I walked I was saying. You know 1331 01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:39,840 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. She chokes about the flower bus. Yeah. 1332 01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:44,439 Speaker 1: Last she was taking pictures and everything. Man crazy in 1333 01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:48,840 Speaker 1: the mug, man, why why you and the girl in 1334 01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:53,200 Speaker 1: there nicked? She outside moving flower pots, taking pictures of y'all. Man, 1335 01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:55,439 Speaker 1: this ain't the cold bos. She had a flower pot 1336 01:39:55,680 --> 01:40:03,960 Speaker 1: on top of her head, like getting the oh what 1337 01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:06,839 Speaker 1: are you telling? Baby girl? We ain't an ass? Go crazy? 1338 01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:11,880 Speaker 1: I'm sorry? All right, right, did we catch them? Cat? 1339 01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:25,600 Speaker 1: Did you catch me? This is today? Alright, let's go 1340 01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:32,920 Speaker 1: to line one. We can't find fine, take one more 1341 01:40:34,400 --> 01:40:38,960 Speaker 1: line one? Oh man, just no cusin line one, renee 1342 01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:43,400 Speaker 1: out of North Carolina with cones are done and I 1343 01:40:43,520 --> 01:40:50,800 Speaker 1: think they should be. Yeah, I do too, Okay, I 1344 01:40:50,960 --> 01:41:00,200 Speaker 1: bet you all? Okay, alright, great, well that's like in 1345 01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:10,479 Speaker 1: the movies. Yeah yeah, but it's been an interesting good 1346 01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:14,760 Speaker 1: day though interestingly good day. Excellent day. It wasn't great 1347 01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:22,320 Speaker 1: excellent day? Yeah, man, beautiful. It's Monday, baby, it's Monday. 1348 01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:29,479 Speaker 1: Yeah you all right? You all right? Sue? Yeah, okay, 1349 01:41:35,640 --> 01:41:38,280 Speaker 1: So we're gonna be like invited to the mansion to 1350 01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:40,840 Speaker 1: night to come and watch the game up there with 1351 01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:48,880 Speaker 1: you in the big huh. We haven't. We haven't as 1352 01:41:48,920 --> 01:41:54,800 Speaker 1: of yet. Tommy. You don't invite yourself. You know, when 1353 01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:58,880 Speaker 1: you don't get invite, you put it up. Have we 1354 01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:05,360 Speaker 1: learned anything to day? M hmm? Old you what I 1355 01:42:05,479 --> 01:42:11,000 Speaker 1: want to know? What did you learn to that? I 1356 01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:16,679 Speaker 1: learned difference between live and the cool? After all these years? Really, 1357 01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:24,519 Speaker 1: you've been on the year since two thousand TV every 1358 01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:41,320 Speaker 1: day now, You're so wonderful, Steve Harvey. Laugh you every day? Yeah, okay, 1359 01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:44,840 Speaker 1: you learned something new every day? All right? Ever? Thank you? Know? 1360 01:42:45,000 --> 01:42:50,360 Speaker 1: Everything's something you don't know. Ye. There's always someone that 1361 01:42:50,479 --> 01:42:58,880 Speaker 1: thinks they know everything. And then I learned to just 1362 01:42:58,960 --> 01:43:03,599 Speaker 1: because you don't see him don't mean they listen. It's 1363 01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:11,599 Speaker 1: very true. I learned that the snacks are more than 1364 01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:14,080 Speaker 1: just popcorn when you're watching a football game. I did 1365 01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:20,200 Speaker 1: learn that you need wings and things. I learned that today, Tommy. 1366 01:43:22,600 --> 01:43:24,759 Speaker 1: Let's give it up one more time for the girls 1367 01:43:24,840 --> 01:43:26,920 Speaker 1: down in South Carolina. Let's give it up for them. 1368 01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:30,880 Speaker 1: They won the girls in Mississippi State. There was a 1369 01:43:30,920 --> 01:43:36,439 Speaker 1: big girls in Mississippi State shop the world. You can't 1370 01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:45,799 Speaker 1: damn girls. What's college? Yeah? Gralage basketball season March Madness 1371 01:43:45,840 --> 01:43:50,840 Speaker 1: here we go. Championship game too night. Uh huh, let's 1372 01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:54,280 Speaker 1: clap it up for Shirley. Looks like she gon baby, 1373 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:59,920 Speaker 1: hold on her man, thank you because my mom never 1374 01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:02,720 Speaker 1: thoughts so, because she said, you don't cook, you're gonna 1375 01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:12,160 Speaker 1: lose them. You don't cook. Hey, y'all, y'all have a 1376 01:44:12,200 --> 01:44:18,000 Speaker 1: great week. Here Monday, but don't you wish it were Friday. 1377 01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:24,280 Speaker 1: For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary void where prohibited. 1378 01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:27,360 Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, 1379 01:44:27,439 --> 01:44:30,639 Speaker 1: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey 1380 01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:34,080 Speaker 1: dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.