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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Today we talk about how does the printer work?

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Speaker 3: Just fucking diarrhea and on a water slide hashtag crazy.

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Speaker 4: Because I thought it'd be funny if I was just

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Speaker 4: like fluttering all overcoming everywhere.

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Speaker 5: He has crazy dsls.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, start your engines.

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Speaker 6: M m m m m ming ming ming ming ming,

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Speaker 6: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.

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Speaker 7: All right, lest buzz off meg, Oh my god, oh

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Speaker 7: my god.

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Speaker 8: Man crawkwork just like clockwork, and like everybody's okay, right,

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Speaker 8: oh ship, Oh We're all okay, all.

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Speaker 6: Right, No one's injured. We got a fellow chuger.

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Speaker 5: Everybody's good is.

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Speaker 4: That you will stop Portland, baby? What's up Portland?

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Speaker 5: I love, I love. We'll do it live all you

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Speaker 5: nasty fucks.

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Speaker 7: Portland, You dirty doll, You nasty fucks, dirty doll. So

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Speaker 7: I would say a lot of people that because we

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Speaker 7: just came from Austin, and they're like.

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Speaker 5: No, we we keep Austin weird.

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Speaker 7: I'm like just walking around a little bit here in Portland.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, this place is way weirder, dude. Oh yeah, man,

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Speaker 7: Austin's pretty fucking normal. It's just like there's I guess

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Speaker 7: they're cowboys. I don't know, right, I think they're faking it.

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Speaker 9: But there was one guy who's like, I'm weird. We

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Speaker 9: go what and he goes, No, my startup's called I'm weird.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of startups.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 3: I feel like Austin's whole thing is like keep Austin weird,

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Speaker 3: and then like Portland's like.

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Speaker 2: Get a little less weird.

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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah right, Austin's like, we're pretty weird, and Portland's like,

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Speaker 7: I smoke crack, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Portland's been weird for a lot longer. They're on

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Speaker 4: the other.

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Speaker 5: Side of weird. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the back end of weird.

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Speaker 3: And we've all had uncle's probably named Mike, who already

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Speaker 3: through that uncle.

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Speaker 6: I got an uncle Mike.

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Speaker 5: I had an uncle Mike.

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Speaker 3: Uncle Bob's is the pilot is the pilot of Onders

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Speaker 3: and Ies airplane here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yeah, tell a Storytell the story.

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Speaker 5: There's a whole story.

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Speaker 4: Really, the pilots, the pilot guys.

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Speaker 7: You guys were like thirteen year old or like eight

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Speaker 7: year old boys being like, can I sit in the cockpit?

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Speaker 9: Right? Blake got a pair of wings, sat on his

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Speaker 9: lap in the cockpit, he flew.

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Speaker 5: Alone for the first time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's not at all.

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Speaker 5: How it went down really like really defensive about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you're.

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Speaker 2: Because I didn't do that.

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Speaker 3: I was walking to my seat and then I heard somebody.

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Speaker 5: I swear to god, I was walking in my seat.

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Speaker 9: So now people walk to their seats, Okay, yeah, you

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Speaker 9: weren't running or hopping.

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Speaker 3: Continue, and I, you know, I said what's up to

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Speaker 3: the flight attendant.

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Speaker 2: I was like, hey, how's it going?

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Speaker 3: And then I walked past her and I was like

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Speaker 3: and I heard Blake and I was like, look back, like,

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Speaker 3: no one's here, what the fuck? Except for in the

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Speaker 3: cockpit through the door, I see a little a little

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Speaker 3: mustached face. Uh now, okay, yeah, dude, you fucking rock

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Speaker 3: and I'll see you at the show tonight.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Oh fuck yeah, wow, that's sick.

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Speaker 5: Hey.

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Speaker 2: And normally I would be like fuck yeah, But.

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Speaker 3: Whenever the person whose occupation has other people and my

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Speaker 3: life in their hands is a fan of the podcast, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I get a little stressed out.

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Speaker 5: It's a little shaky.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, this guy might partake in some of the sweet

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Speaker 7: sweet Portland crack.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: So anytime we even hit a little minor turbulence, I'm like.

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Speaker 4: We're going down. We're going down.

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Speaker 2: He's popos alan a little too hard.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It would be like if you were just about to

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Speaker 3: go into like a serious like heart surgery and your

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Speaker 3: doctor was like, by the way, you've got.

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Speaker 7: A tight buttole Yeah, dude, that I mean, it wasn't

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Speaker 7: a serious surgery, but they I'm having all these injections

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Speaker 7: into my like lower ass and.

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Speaker 2: Uh nice, yeah, nothing like a.

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Speaker 7: My like s I joints and uh so it's like

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Speaker 7: my whole asshole is hanging out right and they're like

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Speaker 7: close your eyes, imagine imagine it.

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Speaker 6: And they're like moving the meat, you.

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Speaker 5: Know, spreading, lifting it up.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, because they got to get the right spot, so

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Speaker 7: they're moving the meat side. I'm laying down with my

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Speaker 7: ass like up in the air and are your eyes closed?

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Speaker 5: I just need to know, ok open your eyes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, like underneath underneath, okay like this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So then so they totally see table. I had to

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Speaker 5: stand up just to get the proper angle. It's pretty good.

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Speaker 7: So they fully see my asshole and then like the

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Speaker 7: very sweet, nice like nurses, like the twenty four year

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Speaker 7: old girl nurse who was like taking care of me.

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Speaker 6: Afterwards, she was like, I'm a big fan tight butt hole.

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Speaker 5: You can't do that. She can't do that.

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Speaker 7: And I know she saw my asshole, dude, and I know, wait,

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Speaker 7: it's not that tight.

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Speaker 3: But what was weird is she never saw workaholics. She

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Speaker 3: liked Pitch perfect.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was just like, really commenting on your button.

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Speaker 5: She's just like reporting in.

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Speaker 3: Huge fan and by the way, my reports, I will

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Speaker 3: be writing type.

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Speaker 5: By yeah like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're.

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Speaker 11: Like cool, I cool. I was here to remove a

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Speaker 11: mole on my foot. And then while they're they were like,

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Speaker 11: let me get in there. You're forty, let me get

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll get to that mole, but uh, let's see

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Speaker 4: that butthole.

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Speaker 3: As soon as your forty. Every doctor just insist on

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Speaker 3: looking at your asshole before.

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Speaker 5: You go to when's your birthday? When's your birthday? Yes? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 5: so bend over.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: They oh yeah, I almost said.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Oh my god, thank you.

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Speaker 5: This is totally unprofessional, But well.

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Speaker 7: No, because I just went I just had a h

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Speaker 7: what do they call that when they check you off?

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Speaker 5: A physical?

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Speaker 2: I just had a physic Hey wait you know what?

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Speaker 5: Yes? Sure?

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Speaker 2: Knowing what happened to me at the doctor's office.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no really way to find that, dude, I

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Speaker 7: Yeah, And so I was a word physical physical and

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Speaker 7: they go, uh, you know, they pull my pants.

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Speaker 5: Down for me.

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Speaker 6: Oh, they did it for you fucking get those.

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Speaker 9: Things off in one thing or was it like a yeah,

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Speaker 9: it was like really like.

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Speaker 4: They let me.

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Speaker 7: I was thinking, I'm gonna get a finger up my ass,

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Speaker 7: you know, and then he just and he goes, just

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Speaker 7: spread your ass cheeks for me, and so I'm like,

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Speaker 7: been there, It's finally happening, you know, And I spread

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Speaker 6: He just crouches down and goes.

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Speaker 5: Looking good. Dude.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Mike guy did the same thing. I'm like, don't

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Speaker 4: you want to stick a don't you want to do

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Speaker 5: Like, isn't there something you're supposed to.

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Speaker 4: Feel a little like shouldn't we be probing or is

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Speaker 4: there something? And he's like no, I'm good, I'm good.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you're good. I don't give a fuck if

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Speaker 4: you're good. What about me, dude, I'm here for me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I know you are always heard about your butthole.

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Speaker 4: I'm so nervous about my butthole. Yeah, it's just an

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Speaker 2: And nervescific question for you.

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Speaker 9: When you when you did this and bent over when

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Speaker 9: you turn back around, was your doctor all the way

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Speaker 9: back in the corner.

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Speaker 5: And he was like, no, we're good.

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Speaker 4: It's just super weird because he had a clothes pin

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Speaker 3: Right, the doctor looks at your asshole like he's lighting

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Speaker 2: You're good, Like, all right, all right, you're good?

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Speaker 5: Self points, self points. Yeah. Then he says I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, I'll get some point.

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Speaker 7: By the way, the audience aside the points, buddy, you're

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Speaker 7: in control of the points.

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Speaker 5: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Well he was doing the bit.

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Speaker 9: I think it's hard to give yourself getting sucking andro out?

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Speaker 5: Is it tough to give yourself points? Is that a

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Speaker 5: you overlook yourself? No, I think Blake does a great job.

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Speaker 5: You give yourself enough credit? Yeah, because I wouldn't.

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: You want to give me a lot of credit or

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Speaker 3: yourself a lot of credit first one. Yeah, you know, no,

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Speaker 3: I just need I need like a little Jeopardy button

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Speaker 5: I so you could run back to the bit and

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Speaker 5: give points to take.

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Speaker 2: A ship or whatever.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, in the stage, dude, in Jeopardy, there's a little

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Speaker 7: button that gives a ton of points.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what.

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Speaker 4: D you have a button when you click in where

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Speaker 4: he goes and then he goes, Yeah, he puts the

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Speaker 4: lights on it. Then you have the timer to answer

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Speaker 4: the question. Wait one more time it goes right, there's

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Speaker 4: probably not two, but there's probably not two sounds.

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Speaker 5: But that's how I remember it.

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Speaker 7: I guess, dude, jesus me to be on Celebrity Jeopardy

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Speaker 7: and I just turned that ship down. Really yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 7: well because I'm like I'm too dumb for that.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to get up there and not know

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Speaker 6: a fucking single thing.

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Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, but like just be like negative six thousand,

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Speaker 7: But that would have been there like mythology.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like sixty nine.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that would have been funny.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 5: You'll be like medieval times and you're like dinner and tournament. Okay,

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Speaker 5: did not say what is dinner in tournament?

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Speaker 2: But that was the correct answer.

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Speaker 7: We were we had a question on Do you guys

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Speaker 7: remember what our question was on uh or what our

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Speaker 7: answer was?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because you gotta go answer on jeopardy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: that was tight. I don't.

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Speaker 4: I also don't remember it happened.

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Speaker 2: It did happen, And that's one of these moments where

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Speaker 5: So now you have to say the answer to that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Sons of Anarchy.

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Speaker 6: Sopranos, get the fuck out of here.

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Speaker 7: I know, Okay, I know, but then I you think

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Speaker 7: Yes, Suck My Dick, California Dreaming, the show that came

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Speaker 2: The book out here, City High.

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Speaker 6: You remember Christine Taylor was Ben Siller's.

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Speaker 2: Current wife, Yes, from it was on.

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Speaker 7: Hey, dude, and you're just like, I guess I'm into

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Speaker 2: Do you well that's a right of passage for all

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Speaker 5: Yeah, to go like, Wow, there's not.

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Speaker 5: Name it. I would love to hear it.

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Speaker 9: Did she like how You're like, I think we know

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Speaker 6: May possibly And if she did, it's not the main thing.

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Speaker 9: You know what's weird. We so we used to go

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Speaker 9: And then someone leaned in and was like that's fucking

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Speaker 9: you just Lucy Lawless.

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Speaker 7: Lucy motherfucking lawless and Lucy Lawless is super cool.

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Speaker 2: Her name is Lawless.

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Speaker 9: Wouldn't you be cool if you were Xena but in

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Speaker 5: Yes, you'd be sick.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like she has a porn name. That's what's

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Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I'm sure her name was like which one,

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Speaker 5: Lu Yeah, what about we're talking about her Lucy.

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Speaker 5: That's a good name. I think I think you deserve that. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: There's some points and I like the fervor from the

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Speaker 5: They're like, you.

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Speaker 6: Better fuck count.

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Speaker 5: They were ready to leave.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like, fuck you, Blake, you better hit that

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Speaker 5: Goodbye, Lucy Butthole. That's why.

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Speaker 4: She's like, I got it, okay, hit me with it, sweetheart,

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Speaker 4: Lucy Butthole.

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Speaker 5: For sure.

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Speaker 7: Her agent has like has like a one of those

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Speaker 6: Yes, and they're talking on an old car phone.

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Speaker 5: Sure, uh huh driving through the Hollywood Hills.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and they pick it up going into the valley.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna lose your babe. What's the last name? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: what's the last name, babe.

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Speaker 2: And even when you're talking to them, they keep saying.

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Speaker 5: Talk to me.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking in the middle of a sentence, talk to me, baby.

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Speaker 6: I'm actually trying to right now, talk to me, babe.

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to defend these agents.

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Speaker 4: Though.

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Speaker 9: When you when you get an agent and you talk

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Speaker 9: to people who talk like that, it's pretty cool.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. It makes you feel like you're I got one.

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Speaker 5: I got one of those talk to me babe.

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Speaker 9: Guys, yeah, the real talk to me babe, because we

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Speaker 4: Talk to me, O, we gotta talk to me.

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Speaker 2: We got a big time talk to me, babe.

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Speaker 5: He says, I love you a lot.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: This, this grown man who I known for three months

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, but wait, how does he can't handle it?

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Speaker 9: Because I'm like, I'm leaving that hanging.

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Speaker 7: Durs is like, no one has ever said that to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Wait, how does this happen? This is bonkers to me.

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Speaker 4: You don't have the same agent.

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Speaker 9: I mean, I feel like it's just twenty twenty three

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Speaker 5: But I feel like he means, before you go to

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Speaker 9: he goes, hey, sweet dreams, I love you, and then I.

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Speaker 5: Just go I would too, I would. I would never

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love yah.

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Speaker 9: I got love for him. I love you zone, I

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Speaker 9: have love for him, right sure. I just don't know

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Speaker 9: if I would ever say I love you too, man,

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Speaker 9: for real.

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Speaker 6: Well, I've said I love you to all of you guys.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard it back from Dursty, but I do.

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Speaker 5: Why you would say that, I've never heard it back

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Speaker 5: from either, but I do love you, guys.

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Speaker 7: I wouldn't say I love the agent that I've known

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Speaker 4: Right, that's right. I think that's different.

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Speaker 2: You guys have known for twenty plus years.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's and there's love for you guys. Wait,

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Speaker 4: we have this, okay, but there's love. That's what you

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Speaker 9: There's all sorts of love, and then that love is

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Speaker 9: it's out there guys.

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Speaker 5: You guys can take it or leave it to you. Guys.

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Speaker 5: It does come from you. It's up to you to me, right.

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Speaker 2: No, say it.

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Speaker 6: I like this.

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Speaker 4: That's that's gonna spotlight on a spot time out, time out.

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Speaker 3: If this is the circumstance that causes Durs to say

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is that's that's fucking week. We need a

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Speaker 4: spotlight on him. If you're going to do it way,

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Speaker 7: He has for us go around and say one thing

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Speaker 5: I think if he wants to, why.

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Speaker 6: Not, Well, obviously if he wants to.

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Speaker 7: But the guy, he's not programmed that way.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you know what's crazy? What I feel like? Portland

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Speaker 5: because earlier today did a ton of fentanyl.

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Speaker 6: Yep, as one does, as one does.

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Speaker 9: And now I'm now I'm feeling all sorts of vibes.

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Speaker 9: We're waiting, uh, Kyle. Yes, I've said this before, and I'll.

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Speaker 5: Say it again. Maybe come over to Kyle, maybe make

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Speaker 5: it a come over. We're good.

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Speaker 4: I'll just scooch in. I'll scooch in.

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Speaker 5: It's fine, Yes, Anders.

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Speaker 2: Kyle Knuwachek is a creative fountain.

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Speaker 6: Okay, who who he's blown? He's blowing?

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Speaker 5: Who make who? Who makes art for himself?

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Speaker 4: As? Uh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, in a good way, in a good way, thank you?

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Speaker 5: And I love that about him.

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Speaker 7: Love it fuck so close, dude, I thought you had

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Speaker 7: it just the way he was going.

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Speaker 4: And I love him and uh what hey, y'all heard

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Speaker 5: And shut the fuck up Portland. Sorry, guys, this is

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Speaker 5: the moment.

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Speaker 7: We could have had this any other place, but it

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Speaker 9: This is why we defunded the police.

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Speaker 7: Yesters, Adams Divine, that's right, that's my name.

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Speaker 9: Besides the fact that my man can barely fit up

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Speaker 2: Wow in a good way.

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Speaker 5: Oops.

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Speaker 9: Adam Devine brings an and and you know what, I'll

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Speaker 9: take this because I didn't speak at your I wasn't

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Speaker 9: there for your Jesus rehearsal. This is because you because

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Speaker 9: the By the way, why don't you just hit buttons.

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Speaker 4: From the board, you fucking weird.

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Speaker 9: Love and get ready, Adam brings an energy to every

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Speaker 9: And that's true. And that's just one of the many

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Speaker 5: I love about him. And I love you and I missed.

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Speaker 4: It, dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not coming again for twenty years. Ship I got.

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Speaker 9: And uh, yeah, you're good, ud I love you.

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Speaker 4: Wait, that's it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes the best tear in the group.

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Speaker 5: What do you want from it?

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 9: I'm not like some more. I know we want to

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Speaker 5: Gaspil. I got this one take, you know. But let's

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Speaker 5: circle back. We'll circle back, We'll circle back. Yeah, I got.

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Speaker 2: About our Gaza take.

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Speaker 9: I had a Gaza take in Seattle. I just didn't

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Speaker 9: get to it. Maybe we'll get to it later, but

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Speaker 9: to Why is it on me?

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Speaker 5: Now? I don't want that ship.

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Speaker 6: We We've been to a bunch of cities.

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Speaker 7: Now we're on the back half of this tour, which

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Speaker 7: And every city I go to, I sniff around. I go,

454
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,840
Speaker 7: what's the horny and city?

455
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 5: Right, we put a leash on him and we go.

456
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 5: I go get out there.

457
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,720
Speaker 7: And I'm on all fours and I just get whip

458
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,959
Speaker 7: out my my old horny nostril.

459
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,239
Speaker 5: What are you sniffing for?

460
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 7: And I feel like, what kind of stuff? Phoenix, Arizona,

461
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,919
Speaker 7: that is a horny place. Everyone's all like real, like

462
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,920
Speaker 7: two tan. No one's wearing clothes because it's so fucking round.

463
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,119
Speaker 4: It's because it's so hot, I think. I think horny

464
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 4: obviously comes.

465
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 6: With the.

466
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 5: Dude's Brazilian wax, which is a whole other level.

467
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 7: And when you're not wearing any clothes, you're sort of like, well,

468
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 7: I guess we could just follow.

469
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,640
Speaker 5: That makes it kind of fun, right now.

470
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 4: Flip flops, Where's.

471
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 5: Where's this going?

472
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 7: But then in Portland, I've I've heard that there's like

473
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:39,399
Speaker 7: strip clubs absolutely everywhere. Okay, so maybe this might be

474
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 7: the horniest place on.

475
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 9: The tour, right, Hey, well maybe Hey, correct me if

476
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 9: I'm wrong, Correct me if I'm wrong. It rains a

477
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,160
Speaker 9: lot here, right, So, like I imagine, like a long.

478
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 5: Time ago, somebody came into a bar.

479
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 9: They took off their wet jacket, and then someone was like,

480
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 9: dare you to take off the wrist?

481
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

482
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 5: This super huge.

483
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 6: She just got like a ten dollars bill in front

484
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 6: of her, and they.

485
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 4: Guy's like, okay, well hey here we go. Sure, I

486
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 4: don't know this could work.

487
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 9: And this is and this is so long ago that

488
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 9: a ten dollars bill was like one hundred.

489
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 5: Dollars, so old timing money. Yeah, go with us, guys.

490
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 3: I like to think That is how strip clubs started.

491
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 3: Is just there and then all of a sudden, it's like, well,

492
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 3: your shirt's off. I guess your pants should come off too.

493
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: I can guarantee you as way sadder.

494
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 4: Let's move on. Yeah, definitely, you want that house?

495
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:33,679
Speaker 5: Huh fuck? Honey? Oh me, I don't know.

496
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 7: I think strip clubs are super happy places that bring

497
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 7: people kill.

498
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 5: There's no doubt. There's no doubt your boobs are here,

499
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,439
Speaker 5: man fifty nine d right, It's like where most chefs

500
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 5: get their start.

501
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind.

502
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 2: I've been to a few strip clubs in Portland. They're

503
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 2: fucking cool.

504
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 4: You get to like, what do you get to do?

505
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,640
Speaker 5: Like it? Yeah? Yeah, what do you get to do?

506
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 2: I feel like I know what you get to do,

507
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 2: but what do you.

508
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 5: Get to do? That's different?

509
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 4: Here?

510
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 6: They're like really cool.

511
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 7: There's these back rooms and if you pay like a

512
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 7: ton more, you can go back there.

513
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,199
Speaker 4: Uh huh.

514
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 2: And you get to watch them run away. You get

515
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 2: to like squeeze butts and stuff. No, you get to

516
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,479
Speaker 2: know their real name. Hey, for forty dollars, I'll tell

517
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 2: you my real name. My real name's not BMW. My

518
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 2: real name isn't Lucy Butthole, Yes, but.

519
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, pool.

520
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 3: It was cool because the strip club I went here,

521
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 3: it was like a bar and you could like you

522
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 3: could play pool and shit, it.

523
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 5: Was super cash.

524
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 9: I love you, Blake because you're like, oh, whoa dude,

525
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 9: there's a bunch of pool tables here.

526
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 7: I think that is what's cool about Portland strip clubs

527
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 7: is it's not a strip club because it's just like

528
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 7: a laundry man.

529
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 5: And some girls like, right, I.

530
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 6: Think this is this fin cycle.

531
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 4: Welcome to the fin cycle.

532
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 9: Right, But can you imagine like like getting up all

533
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 9: the dustos to be like, all right tonight, I'm I'm

534
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 9: they said I could strip, and I'm gonna go.

535
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 5: It's my first night.

536
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 9: And you're competing against like a fucking Adams Family pinball

537
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 9: machine and you're like, hello, there's.

538
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 7: Just like a long line this with stacks of quarters

539
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 7: and you're like.

540
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, when when Blake was talking about going to the

541
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 4: strip club out here, I feel like I was there

542
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 4: and didn't like you and Josh Wolf just start doing

543
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 4: pull ups at the strip club.

544
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 5: Is that like a were you working?

545
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it was amateur night and Rod.

546
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 4: I have this image of you just doing fucking try

547
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 4: getting in a pull up contest with Josh Wolf at

548
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 4: a strip club.

549
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 2: I truly do not know what the fuck you're talking about.

550
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 9: Yeah it doesn't, Hey, I feel like the only organic

551
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 9: way to take this is blazer.

552
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 5: If you were a stripper, what would that look like?

553
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

554
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's right.

555
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 4: What would that look like? Bees?

556
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 2: Well, I would have to have a pole, Kyle?

557
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 5: What do you want me to do?

558
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 2: Get your human pole?

559
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 4: All right?

560
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 5: How are you gonna? Am I gonna get music? Or

561
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 5: is this not places?

562
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 4: Play me like some fucking tool brod.

563
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 5: Dan old brand Dan, This is what it would look like.

564
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 5: But darn.

565
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 7: Just what's cool is there's for sure a strip club

566
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 7: here in Portland where all they play is.

567
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 4: Tool I know the piece is fit because I watched

568
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 4: them poeo wad Spip club.

569
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 5: So what's up where my dough at? Kyle?

570
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 9: Do it?

571
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 5: What's up where my fucking doe at?

572
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: Kyle?

573
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 5: Do you want to just strip? Kyle?

574
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 9: Go? This is what it is.

575
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 5: I did it.

576
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 2: Kyle's really feeling it.

577
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 5: Your nipples are house.

578
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, coming up to the stage, Lucy, Butthole.

579
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 5: I did it?

580
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 6: How would you?

581
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna strip in front of these people?

582
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 5: You get up and strip.

583
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 9: I can't.

584
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 5: There's no fucking way.

585
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 6: I can't have too many clothes.

586
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 5: Is that sexy?

587
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

588
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's actually pretty. You fucking take off your clothes

589
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 5: in front of all these people. It's not the right

590
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 5: song for me. I can't even hear the track. Yeah,

591
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 5: it's not it's not third I find it's too old.

592
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 5: I do remember some girl was like this.

593
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 12: There was a girl that was like dollars, y'all, oh ship,

594
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 12: oh fuck, oh fuck.

595
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 5: Two sex? This is how hey, hey, that's you.

596
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 4: Then you have to come back and pick them up

597
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 4: at the end.

598
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 5: That's the shittiest part, like thank you, thank you. I

599
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 5: don't mind that. Actually, that part to me is like, well, yeah, you.

600
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: Gotta do that, dude, Kyle, Kyle, how much did you

601
00:26:59,080 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 2: just make.

602
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 5: That starts?

603
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 7: If you break it down, seven dollars for fifteen seconds

604
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 7: of dancing, you're fucking crushing it.

605
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 4: Fucking solid, bro, I get it now.

606
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 5: You don't want that?

607
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 4: No, all right, fucking.

608
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 5: Six bucks. You canna take that one. I'll take that. Yeah, hey,

609
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 5: seven bucks.

610
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 2: If you were a stripper, what would your what would

611
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 2: your stripper music be?

612
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 5: Oh?

613
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 9: They're gonna say name, and I was like, Adam Devine,

614
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 9: that's kind of a stripper name.

615
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 5: Yeah for sure.

616
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: Hm uh probably pop that pussy.

617
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I'd say that's a go to, right.

618
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 2: I feel like that one goes pretty.

619
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,959
Speaker 5: I guess I'll probably be pop that pussy, right.

620
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 2: I guess I would do uh only Yeah.

621
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 5: Go ahead, this is only one place a weekend.

622
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: Go just see for yo Sei shows. Yeah, and then

623
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: you know how it goes.

624
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 9: Because I would slow things down and go after like

625
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 9: the older clientel.

626
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: You like, start spreading the news.

627
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 5: That's not the only thing I was spreading.

628
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 2: That's what he calls his ass coming to the stage

629
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: the news.

630
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 5: Start spreading the news.

631
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 9: I would do like Aerosmith crazy oh money bro or

632
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 9: in Vogue, giving him something he can feel.

633
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: Okay. You would wear like long gloves up to your

634
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: elbows and just yeah, I mean that's what I normally wear. No,

635
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: you have the guys, bite it off.

636
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 5: That's my finger. What the are you doing? That's my finger?

637
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 2: Adam, I said, bite the glove, you stupid bitch.

638
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 9: I feel like that's got to be a problem in

639
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 9: strip clubs, where like guys are biting fingers and stet

640
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 9: of gloves like big guy.

641
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. Man, anyway, what was you talking to me?

642
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 2: My song I think would be I don't know. I

643
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 2: probably you went old, I would go wildly new hasn't

644
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: even come out yet. Yeah, it's like some new drops.

645
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 5: By a little scrappy sure, who.

646
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 2: Hasn't made a song since two thousand. Yeah, I just say,

647
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: just say, I know little Scrappy was a real artist,

648
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 2: Oh very much. I was trying to I was trying

649
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 2: to make up like.

650
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 5: A little No, you were only trying to think of

651
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 5: something besides blink. That's all that just happened.

652
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 7: Because all of you for that, because all the small

653
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 7: things would make a great stripped song.

654
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 2: You go out with your like a pretty small dick,

655
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 2: and that's the song.

656
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

657
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 9: Well yeah wait wait, are we supposed to be stripping

658
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 9: as ourselves or as gorgeous women?

659
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 5: No, you're just yourself. Oh no, I got up and

660
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 5: stripped as myself.

661
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 2: I was picturing myself as like a cool lady.

662
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 4: Oh really yeah, But after I actually did that, you

663
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 4: changed it in your mind. I got up and stripped.

664
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 7: I think maybe I just came out as YEAHS is

665
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 7: always imagining himself as a cool lady.

666
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 5: Oops, I did it again.

667
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 4: I can I can see that.

668
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 7: I feel like, out of all all of us, who

669
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 7: would most successfully transition.

670
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: You would think it's Blake because he has the cool hair.

671
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, but it's it's shirts.

672
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 5: Thanks dude. I appreciate that.

673
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 6: I believe in you.

674
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 5: Let's do it.

675
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna touch that one, but.

676
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 5: Why not?

677
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 2: You don't thinks would be successful?

678
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 9: I have.

679
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 5: I have seen DERs in full like cross dressed makeup

680
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 5: for a project.

681
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 4: That we do.

682
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 5: We did that. We'll post those pictures now. Yeah, and

683
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 5: the listeners at home looked fantastic.

684
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 9: Well, I will say I wore like a dark brown

685
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 9: haired wig and I got green eyes.

686
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 5: So they popped you. So I'll tell you what you

687
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 5: they popped.

688
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 4: I did look something pop ooops.

689
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 9: I looked like my mom super young, which when I

690
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 9: sent the pictures to my brothers, they were like, who

691
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 9: is that really? And I was like, my older there

692
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 9: was like that looks like my ryl and I was

693
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 9: He was like, is that some Polish lady who looks

694
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 9: like mom? And I was like that's me, dude, And

695
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 9: then I said freaking deal with it.

696
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well like two thousands like twenty twelve.

697
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: Wait, is your mom Polish?

698
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 5: No, but I looked I looked I looked polish. I

699
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 5: was in like he was giving polish five.

700
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: I was in what everyone here would imagine a Polish

701
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: person was wearing. I'm trying to think of what Polish

702
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 2: women wearing.

703
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say what it was

704
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 9: because that would be like a stereotype. So I'm gonna

705
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 9: let everyone here imagine what you think a Polish woman

706
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 9: in her early thirties would.

707
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 4: Look like, and what you would wear. I know what

708
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 4: you were wearing, Okay, go ahead and say it. A

709
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 4: fucking like zip up hoodie in the pants.

710
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 5: And like a hoodie.

711
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 9: Okay, and that is Polish to you, dude, that's more

712
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 9: Polish than anything.

713
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 5: Hot, hot, hot hot. I did not know this.

714
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: No, he's right, I've actually heard that about Polish women.

715
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 5: They were you doing like a Polish accent? I don't

716
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 5: even know how that would go. My eyes were, Yeah,

717
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 5: it's true. I can vouch for that. Yeah, I bet you,

718
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 5: I bet you can.

719
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 9: You.

720
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 5: I remember saying that we should just use my real voice.

721
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, we made like an artistic choice because it

722
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 9: was like, oh, I could do like a thing, and

723
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 9: I was like, I think it might be better if.

724
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 4: I just talked like this.

725
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 5: Yes, and it worked. It was way better. It was

726
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 5: a hit show. It was a hit show that we

727
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 5: all remember. I don't even remember what the fuck it was.

728
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 4: It was a pilot presentation we did for Adult Swim

729
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 4: and they were like, we're good on this.

730
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, they didn't take it. I don't, for art's sake.

731
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 5: So that's like that said. It was right? It was.

732
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 5: It was a t k uh project. Yeah, rage so

733
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,239
Speaker 5: it was too crazy. T k who was uh?

734
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 2: The slam dunking Aladdin on Workaholics.

735
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 5: Yep, yes, he would have loved that, among other things. Yeah,

736
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 5: he's dead.

737
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 4: He isn't.

738
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 5: What he's not dead?

739
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 2: Why the hell would you ever say that?

740
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 7: Blake always gets offended when we put death on our friends,

741
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 7: but it's always really funny.

742
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

743
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 4: I thought that was hilarious.

744
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 5: I loved it.

745
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 6: But I was like, whenever I leave the room.

746
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: Tell the other person I just died.

747
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's really funny to me. Hey, Isaac, can

748
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 5: we get another round out here? Please?

749
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 2: Okay?

750
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 5: The vi P experience and I think, I, oh wait,

751
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 5: no way, I'm so Sorry, I just remembered we were

752
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 5: Isaac died.

753
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 4: Isaac died.

754
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 6: We were just talking about the strip clubs.

755
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,719
Speaker 7: And if I know anything, Isaac's gonna come out here

756
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 7: without his shirt on.

757
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 9: How also like, also, like, where the are you? I

758
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 9: know he's I'm not trying to be like hollyweird, but

759
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 9: bring me beer now.

760
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he is a microphone and he's.

761
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 6: Gonna take his shirt off. Poured everybody?

762
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 5: What happened back there? Why did it take you so

763
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 5: long to pick up three beers?

764
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 6: Because a bunch of Lacroix and everything else on top?

765
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: Sorry, let's see him, Let's see it.

766
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 6: Let's see it.

767
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 5: Boy. He always does that. He shows us as tots.

768
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 5: He what sus is?

769
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll tell like crazy stories about Isaac, about

770
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 2: how like.

771
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 6: Him and Blake fucked.

772
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 5: Hell no, no, no, we don't tell people about that.

773
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 7: No, I mean we we've been around Isaac when he's

774
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 7: been buttony. He's like whipped his dick out in front

775
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 7: of us and wiggled it around and ship, but then

776
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 7: he won't whip out his translucent titties in front of

777
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 7: two thousand people.

778
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 5: Is weird and it makes no sense.

779
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 4: I kind of get it though. I didn't want to

780
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 4: do it, but then, like in Dallas, I took my

781
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 4: shirt off and tonight and then it became addicting.

782
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 6: And not tonight, and then you saw how much that

783
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 6: crowd loved it.

784
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very It's a very easy trap to fall into.

785
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 5: You know, he's Kyle, what time did you get here

786
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 5: to today? I got here yesterday, I got here last night.

787
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 5: Have you been pickleballing?

788
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 2: You couldn't get enough of it.

789
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 4: I didn't go pickleballing this morning. It was too cold.

790
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 4: I didn't bring bass layers.

791
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 5: I fucked up. It's fucking cold up here. That's okay,

792
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 5: that's very true. I feel like I take my love back, Like,

793
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 5: what the.

794
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 4: What I signed up? I signed up for something. I've

795
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,919
Speaker 4: signed up for a game, But then I just wanted

796
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 4: to let you hanging.

797
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 6: You said no before going out right? You didn't get

798
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 6: there because then once you get out.

799
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 5: There, you're moving around.

800
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 6: I know it was like fifty degrees.

801
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 13: It's not that.

802
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 4: No, it was fucking like thirty five this morning. When

803
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 4: I was gonna go play. There was no way.

804
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 5: I feel like I would have gotten sick immediately. No,

805
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 5: forty forty.

806
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 4: Who's forty degrees?

807
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 5: I checked the way there. It was forty five degrees.

808
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 5: Big year.

809
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 6: So the load today, Kyle, Kyle's was forty five degrees.

810
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 5: It was forty five. No, it wasn't what time? What

811
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 5: time were you going at three am?

812
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 12: No?

813
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 5: I was gonna go at nine o'clock in a place.

814
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 4: So guess what, Kyle, I worked up to fifty by five?

815
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 6: No, it's not by nine thirty nine, thirty it was

816
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 6: fifty degrees.

817
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 4: You don't need bass.

818
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 6: Later I got fifty degrees?

819
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 4: Was it fifty?

820
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 5: The clues that go.

821
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 2: Noh, yeah, I'm seeing thirty nine.

822
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 5: I'm seeing thirty nine this morning.

823
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: I wish that that's forty.

824
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 5: No, that's thirty nine.

825
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 2: I wish that This is the way that the news

826
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 2: in Portland did their weather.

827
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 7: Oh, you bitch, lead those bass layers at home, you

828
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,280
Speaker 7: fuck pussy.

829
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 3: We need to have a weather channel that has two

830
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 3: weathermen that disagree on what the.

831
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 5: Weather's going to be. Now they disagree on what is cold.

832
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 6: The people forty five, you don't have to wear the

833
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 6: bass layers, and then the other guy going, you.

834
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: Fucking psychopath, you can't go if there's a sweater.

835
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 4: I'm a hardcore sweater.

836
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 5: As soon as I start.

837
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 4: Playing, I sweat like a motherfucker.

838
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 9: Like I'm saying, a sweater a sweatiles.

839
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 5: Are you one of those cool kids that wore shorts

840
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 5: year round? A cool? No?

841
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 12: No?

842
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 4: No really? Yeah, it doesn't matter what I wear, I

843
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 4: fucking start sweating. So even if I was shorts and

844
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 4: a T shirt today, which is why I didn't go

845
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 4: because I brought shorts.

846
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 5: You should you sign up? I did sign up.

847
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 9: Wait a second, you're getting your stories all you said

848
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 9: you signed up and they didn't reach out.

849
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 4: So is it that or that that your mentioned didn't

850
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 4: wear clothes? I signed up on the I signed up

851
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 4: on the internet last night heard of it.

852
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 5: I'm well aware of the internet. Okay, so that's what

853
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 5: I did. Oh yeah, bitch.

854
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 4: And then I also noticed that it was in a

855
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 4: place called Camas, which was Washington.

856
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was kind of far away. Are there

857
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 5: some Camas halls in the building?

858
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

859
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, some super tight lady shirt.

860
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 4: I did tell Blake that I wish I did go

861
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 4: play pickleball, So I do wish I could go play.

862
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 4: So what did you do?

863
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 6: You didn't play pickleball? Did you enjoy the side of Portland.

864
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 5: I did not. I stayed in my hotel room all

865
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 5: little naked yoga, for sure. I did a little naked

866
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 5: yoga to start the day.

867
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, well you hung out with there's naked yoga

868
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 7: is jerking off.

869
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: By the way, he j oed all day in a

870
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 2: weird position.

871
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 3: There's a VIP in the audience, our buddy, Thomas, if

872
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 3: you're out there, Thomas are brom.

873
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 5: Thomas is like this right now. No, I'm good, Thomas.

874
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 2: We've been We've been friends for.

875
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 5: There we go. I think that was him cool.

876
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 3: We've been friends for like what twenty twenty five years

877
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 3: with Thomas thirty years?

878
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 5: Maybe so you guys are only twenty eight.

879
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 3: Dude, Well, Thomas is a very special friend, a very

880
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 3: I love you, Thomas, I love you very much.

881
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 4: I mean a lot.

882
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 6: What do you mean?

883
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 5: What do you mean special? You guys see you as agent.

884
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 5: Why are you saying I love you?

885
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 6: I love you?

886
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 5: Let's talk y'all.

887
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 2: You know, my persona is kind of like a supersona.

888
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 5: The fuck is happening right?

889
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: No, Like, I'm like a super cool guy exterior.

890
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go take a ship.

891
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 7: What no, I would say Blake puts on like I'm

892
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 7: gonna hang out. Who knows how to skateboard and play

893
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 7: guitar and surf? He doesn't know how to do any

894
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 7: of that.

895
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 2: But there's a there's a second side to me, something

896
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: that really so someone besides a liar.

897
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, it's the it's it's the side that's on

898
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 5: your shirt right now.

899
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 2: Fantasy D and D computers. I'm I'm a I'm I'm

900
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 2: a bit of a nerd.

901
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 5: And I would say computers. That's why?

902
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: What else did nerds like? Computers?

903
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 3: Dude, Thomas, You're not in the computers, Dude, Thomas was

904
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 3: my gateway friend to like.

905
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 5: Like gateweight computers.

906
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

907
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 5: I don't think.

908
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 3: You know, in like in in junior high, like talking

909
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 3: to a girl you like is like super scary, right,

910
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 3: but like approaching the computer lab to talk to like

911
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 3: the nerd guys is super scary too.

912
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 6: See I disagree.

913
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 2: I was totally fine talking to those guys.

914
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 5: I was like, how does the printer work? Yeah?

915
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 9: I'd be like, hey, what happens when you restart it

916
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 9: and hold down control open Apple delete, like like like uh, hey.

917
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 4: What's up.

918
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 6: Hey, Keith?

919
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 5: Uh?

920
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 4: How does the printer work.

921
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 5: You know how we play. I'm sorry that was stupid.

922
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 9: You know, we played D and D together because I'm

923
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 9: always like so deep into fantasy.

924
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 6: No dude, I I know what you I kind of

925
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 6: know what you're saying.

926
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 7: Because the kids that would play magic at the gathering

927
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 7: at lunch, I was, yeah, so yeah, that is anyway,

928
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 7: and and so like I wasn't in that crew, but

929
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 7: I'd be like, you know, I had a few friends

930
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 7: that were doing it, and I'd come over and be

931
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 7: like cool, yeah, and then you put those cards down

932
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 7: and then you kind of stack those cards up.

933
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 4: Flip the table, and then I go, hey, how do

934
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 4: you do it?

935
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 7: And then just looked at me and go na, yeah yeah,

936
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 7: Like they looked at me, and You're like, you're not

937
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 7: gonna I had, like I.

938
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 4: Had a line where I was I would like sit

939
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 4: down and play, but I would I would always borrow

940
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 4: everybody else's ship because I was there was no way

941
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 4: I was gonna fucking buy that on my own.

942
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 5: You mean like you would be like, hey, deal me

943
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 5: some cards, but you never had your own.

944
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 4: I would because they all everybody who plays collects so

945
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 4: many cards and they have all these different decks, and

946
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: I was like, well.

947
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 7: Seem to me that seemed like the cool part about it.

948
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 7: You get to collect a bunch of ship No.

949
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 4: But see, I I had that line drawn where I'm like,

950
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 4: I'm so much not a nerd. I'm not going to

951
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 4: purchase anything.

952
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get that, But then Kyle, what happened.

953
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 5: I never purchased a fucking thing. But then what happened?

954
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 5: I do like that. They were like not for you, man.

955
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 2: They were like, hey, why don't you go to homecoming?

956
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, you fucking dork.

957
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 2: Hey have fun smoking weed, bro, have fun smoking weed

958
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 2: and hacky sacking you fucking nerd.

959
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 3: I'll be like, yo, where where's Thomas? Where where's Thomas?

960
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 3: And Teddy and be like it's lunchtime. Why aren't they

961
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 3: eating fucking taco.

962
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 2: Bell with us?

963
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 5: Like they're computer lab?

964
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're playing fucking StarCraft. And I'm like, what the

965
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 3: fuck you can do that at school?

966
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

967
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 7: Dude, I feel like me and eighteen hundred other people

968
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 7: don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

969
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 4: I was trying to like, I'm like, what is I

970
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 4: was you were looking at me like I know what StarCraft.

971
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what StarCraft is.

972
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 3: All right, hey, sure, yeah, don't try to be part

973
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 3: of Okay, sure, yeah, okay, maybe you don't know what

974
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 3: do you know what warcraft is?

975
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 5: Yes? Like World of Warcraft, like World of war like wow.

976
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I call it wow, I call it wow,

977
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 4: ill it wow wow wow.

978
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 5: I'm always like, wow, you guys are StarCraft? Is it

979
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 5: World of StarCraft or StarCraft within the World of Warcraft?

980
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 2: This is what I'm talking about with nerds. It's like

981
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 2: I don't even want to fucking explain it to you

982
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 2: fucking idiots.

983
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 6: See That's how I felt at that lunch table.

984
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 3: It's like there was Warcraft, then there was StarCraft, then

985
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 3: there was World of Warcraft.

986
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 2: What you fucking guys heard of out?

987
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 4: Wait?

988
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 5: Can so?

989
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 9: Can I get into this world real quick? Can I

990
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 9: get in this world as an outsider?

991
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 5: Yes?

992
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 9: And don't you're ruin this? But ladies, any ladies in

993
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 9: here played this game? And how that's follow follow up question?

994
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 4: How was that huge?

995
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: Was that like.

996
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:25,959
Speaker 4: Rad?

997
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 9: Or like?

998
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 5: I mean, it's fine if it's if it was rad,

999
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 5: But I'm just.

1000
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 7: Like I would say sixty percent of those women were

1001
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 7: sitting next to guys going babe, you fucking played it?

1002
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 5: Right, we gotta gabe, you played it, and she's like,

1003
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 5: why did you bring me here?

1004
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 6: It's just stupid.

1005
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1006
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 9: I remember people in like a basement playing a lot

1007
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,479
Speaker 9: of Mario Kart, and like, I'm not a huge Mario

1008
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 9: Kart guy or a video game guy. So I sat

1009
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 9: with the ladies and we just waited for it to end,

1010
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 9: and like none of them played. I have an asshole.

1011
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 5: Yes that's right. Uhsehold well that had never ended.

1012
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 2: Well that's what that's what was super sick about. Like

1013
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 2: playing D and D is like it never ends.

1014
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 3: So if you're like, chick is waiting for you to

1015
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 3: be done, You're like, it's never done, babe, I remember when.

1016
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,919
Speaker 9: But then she like takes her glasses off at prom

1017
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 9: and marries the like promking marries Adam. Yeah, she runs

1018
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 9: out with Adam to like prom weekend, dude, because she

1019
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 9: took her hair down and her glasses off, and she

1020
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 9: turned out to be orner or.

1021
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 3: You get married cook or you get married online in

1022
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 3: EverQuest and she's the coolest girl you've ever met.

1023
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I.

1024
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 4: Think you said that wrong.

1025
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 7: She's the coolest girl you never met because she's like, no, dude,

1026
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 7: she's not real, dude. She lives in Portugal. Her dad

1027
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 7: is like the King of Portugal for sure.

1028
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 3: Online gaming was like the first cat fishing where it

1029
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 3: was like, dude, I don't know, I just met this

1030
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 3: dark elf girl and like we fucking we just clicked

1031
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 3: and we're like, legit married, and you're like and I'm

1032
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 3: meeting her tomorrow. And then it's just like you're at

1033
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 3: the airport and the dude's like, way off, I'm starving. Wait,

1034
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 3: it was nineteen ninety five. Chris Farley, that's sick, dude.

1035
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1036
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 9: I feel like there's a lot of like stuff guys

1037
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 9: do that women tolerate and kind of hang out until

1038
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 9: we're done.

1039
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 2: But like, what's the thing that you guys have done

1040
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 2: for lady friends.

1041
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 9: That you've had where you're like, yeah, okay, I'll go

1042
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 9: and you just are fucking hanging out and watching.

1043
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 4: Shopping dude, Oh yeah, shopping.

1044
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 5: That's why they have couches.

1045
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 7: So you just sit there drinking your ice coffee, staring

1046
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 7: at your phone while your your wife.

1047
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 6: Is like, I don't know, is this right right?

1048
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 4: Is this the right size? What do you think of this?

1049
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 6: Does this color of pop or.

1050
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 5: Is it too much? Is it too much popp and

1051
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 5: I love that ship.

1052
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, not another pop, Let's find some pop.

1053
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 5: I'm gonna.

1054
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 4: I'm over here going like, yeah, I kind of here's put.

1055
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 5: The pop right there.

1056
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 4: Let's try that on. I don't know who you can

1057
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 4: try that on?

1058
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 5: Go ahead, try it on.

1059
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:11,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1060
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 5: I dig shopping. I don't mind it. You like shopping,

1061
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,399
Speaker 5: I like I like picking out outfits with my wife. Yeah,

1062
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 5: I think that's cool.

1063
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm with it. I'm with it. I'm with it.

1064
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 12: I do.

1065
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 4: We kind of just got into it this like in

1066
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 4: the last couple of years where it's like, what's your

1067
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 4: closet look like?

1068
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 5: And it's like, oh, it looks like this, what pieces?

1069
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 5: It looks the same.

1070
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:30,479
Speaker 11: Oh my god.

1071
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 6: You just got into it the last couple of years.

1072
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 6: What does your closet look like?

1073
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 2: When the guy in the couch I go, you don't

1074
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: know what you're missing?

1075
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 5: I mean, like the pieces in your closet.

1076
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 7: Pieces, Yes, okay, that's your wife on selling sunset, Like

1077
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 7: what the fuck is she wearing?

1078
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 5: Dude, I don't know.

1079
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 4: That's just the way you say articles of clothing, right,

1080
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 4: like pieces, because you can have like a statement piece

1081
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 4: or like regular pieces.

1082
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 5: My man, look at Kyle.

1083
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, And what are these pieces?

1084
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 9: Dude?

1085
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, yeah, that's pretty plain. Actually, they're just

1086
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 4: colors for the most part, which is a choice.

1087
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 5: I agree those are colors. Hey, I'll agree it's a choice.

1088
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 4: Wait, what's your fucking pieces? What are those fuckingh what

1089
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 4: are those?

1090
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 6: What are those Portland's finest flower mountains?

1091
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 5: Bro?

1092
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 3: You better be careful out here. It's like Nike gang Bro,

1093
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 3: you better chilly.

1094
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1095
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 7: I just I just saw these on Instagram and I

1096
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 7: was really stoned. And sometimes when I get really stoned, shoes.

1097
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 6: Show up at my house and my wife is like,

1098
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 6: did you buy these? I'm like, I think, so.

1099
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 5: They're in your size?

1100
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 2: So you bought those off of Instagram.

1101
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, I bought those on purpose, I'm pretty sure.

1102
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 3: So there's a very good chance they're just gonna explode

1103
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 3: on the airplane.

1104
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 7: I think there's a very good chance that it's just

1105
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 7: one guy named Jeff who's sewing together shoes, and I'm

1106
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 7: like the fourth guy that bought these.

1107
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 5: You know, it's crazy. There's music coming from them. I

1108
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 5: don't know if you can hear.

1109
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 7: That, But is it weird that when I see I

1110
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 7: saw a little kid and he was he had like

1111
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:08,720
Speaker 7: those light up shoes.

1112
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 6: They're not l A gear anymore. They're like another brand sketch.

1113
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 7: There's so many that have lights yea lit up shoes,

1114
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 7: and I was like, I wish, I wish they fit me.

1115
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, because how fun would it be if we all

1116
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 5: had lit up shoes up, dude, we'd have the best time. Wait. Also,

1117
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 5: before LA lights, was it British nights? Did British British

1118
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 5: lights didn't light up?

1119
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 4: They didn't light up.

1120
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 5: I don't believe so.

1121
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we were like, fuck British people.

1122
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 6: That's right, that's right.

1123
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 4: We're talking about if you had your l A light British,

1124
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 4: if you had your l A lights and your LA

1125
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 4: looks in your.

1126
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 5: L Yeah, what did I say? You said LA lights?

1127
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 4: Which is fine? Everyone got locked, dude.

1128
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 5: Take away points.

1129
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 2: I don't have that button.

1130
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 4: Take away points, Damn.

1131
00:49:54,200 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 6: I'll just say no, no, no, no, no no kids,

1132
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 6: for sure, you gotta hit points.

1133
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 7: Dude, still say yes yes, but like I forgot he

1134
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 7: said yes over over.

1135
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: How the fuck did you forget the.

1136
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 4: I thought he just had points.

1137
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 9: Over shoes that light up, which are fire. We can

1138
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 9: all agree, light up shoes are fire heels. Heey's as

1139
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 9: soon as you see, just like a person walking and

1140
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,240
Speaker 9: they're just like whatever age and then they like fucking

1141
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 9: hit in that slide and they like go somewhere.

1142
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 5: You're like, well, that's not fair, that's really cool.

1143
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 2: We had a math teacher who rocked heey's. He sucked.

1144
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 4: His breath was so bad, horrible fucking breath, brohead somehow atos.

1145
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 3: I've only failed one class in my life. Hang on

1146
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,320
Speaker 3: like a legit, f you're talking to me, a straight

1147
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 3: up f this. He was our math teacher, and I

1148
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 3: am really bad at math, but I couldn't.

1149
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 5: Ask him how to do that.

1150
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 4: That is true.

1151
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 5: The other day I was like seven times seven. He

1152
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 5: was like what nine? I saw that conversation.

1153
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 3: He would he would cut like if you asked the question,

1154
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 3: he would come by him on his fucking healies.

1155
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 2: It's so cool and get down.

1156
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 3: You were just intimidated, no, dude, because his breath would

1157
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 3: bounce off your desk into your nose.

1158
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 2: And be like, ah, I'll take the fuck it.

1159
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 5: Fuck it.

1160
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 2: His breath was so bad.

1161
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I passed all my classes, and all their breath sorry,

1162
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 7: and all their breaths play magic was fine?

1163
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 5: Dude?

1164
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:40,479
Speaker 3: Really?

1165
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, diarrhea drops today, Adam.

1166
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 9: Why did you even have to say you passed all

1167
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 9: your classes and your teacher's breath smelled good?

1168
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 5: I think what does that do for you and us? Well?

1169
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 7: Because I think the only reason you guys are failing classes,

1170
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 7: and you said you failed a lot of class I

1171
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 7: think it's mostly breath related. It probably was, And so

1172
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 7: I think we got to go to some of these

1173
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,439
Speaker 7: teachers and be like, yo, let me breath check.

1174
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe you can do Maybe they can do a

1175
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,399
Speaker 5: breath check before school. Maybe they can implement that. First

1176
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 5: of all, they all need to carry guns. Yeah, that's

1177
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 5: before bread. Yeah, and then they all got to check

1178
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 5: their breath. I'm listening.

1179
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 4: That would be really, do you have your gun?

1180
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 9: We had a teacher who someone caught eating mammies out

1181
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 9: of the jar with their hands. Oh ship, at lunch

1182
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 9: they came. They came in to be like, hey, do

1183
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 9: we need to do that homework? And she was like,

1184
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 9: hang on, hang on, hang on rough.

1185
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's incredibly rough.

1186
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 5: Wait that's rough.

1187
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 2: The whole flipper She's like combing the rim.

1188
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 13: Like, no, this is this is a tall taiale, Oh

1189
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 13: my god, and she's like kind of looking for a napkin,

1190
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 13: like yeah, yeah, and who walked in the principal and no,

1191
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 13: like somebody we know walked in and was like she

1192
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 13: was eating mayonnaise out of the jar.

1193
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 5: With her hand. What's cool is like I can't even imagine.

1194
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: You're napkins, but she just is taking like book reports

1195
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 2: like right right, yeah, I was just you caught me grading,

1196
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 2: you caught me grating.

1197
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 7: Now we don't have to name names, but you know

1198
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 7: how like all these teachers are getting fired because they

1199
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 7: have only fans.

1200
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, this one did not have that. Sure, miss mayonnaise

1201
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 5: hands didn't have only fans.

1202
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 7: First of all, how cool would that be if your

1203
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 7: teacher had only fans and you were like seventeen years old.

1204
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 9: I feel like it would be one of those things

1205
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 9: that changed the course of your life entirely.

1206
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I think you moved.

1207
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 7: You start a laundry match, strip club, right, But like

1208
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 7: everywhere I go, I'd be like, what's up?

1209
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 5: I had an OnlyFans teacher, and.

1210
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 4: People would automatically be like, dude, talk to me about that.

1211
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 5: It would become like my entire personality.

1212
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like, dude, your breath smells like ass.

1213
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 3: He's like, actually, go on, my only fans, I'm eating

1214
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 3: it constantly. Yes, points, I'm glad you mentioned how bad

1215
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 3: my breath is because I had a twenty four hour

1216
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 3: ass marathon.

1217
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 12: I do like that.

1218
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 5: Excuse me.

1219
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 2: I hate to be like a jerk, but your breath

1220
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 2: smells like gas.

1221
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 5: You're damn right, it goes. Hey, it better. That's no

1222
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 5: surprise in my mind that it does.

1223
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: I didn't even have time to brush my teeth before work.

1224
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 2: I just fucking did a little.

1225
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,760
Speaker 5: I liked that he did it before school.

1226
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 7: He's like, he's there at six thirty am, like, we gotta,

1227
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,240
Speaker 7: we gotta film content.

1228
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 5: It was schedule wise. It just worked out better for

1229
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 5: me that way.

1230
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 2: It was a twenty four hour assy marathon.

1231
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Oh like Sunday all the way.

1232
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 2: To month, he was eating ass. He's like, oh shit,

1233
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,760
Speaker 2: at six am, I better get to class.

1234
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 6: Time to teach pre algebra.

1235
00:54:56,719 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 3: I got an a period today and tell everyone the

1236
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 3: audience with that a period, Oh that was like we

1237
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 3: had a period. Yeah, you could take a really early

1238
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 3: class and then you could get out out of school early.

1239
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 2: And smoke a bunch of we called them, or in

1240
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 2: my case, play star craft.

1241
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 5: Yeah you did?

1242
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 4: You were not smoking weed?

1243
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 9: Bro?

1244
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 2: When did you guys start smoking weed when I moved

1245
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 2: in with you guys?

1246
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 4: Is that realm? Yeah, Blake didn't really smoke a lot

1247
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,879
Speaker 4: when we were in high school, like rare.

1248
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 3: That's probably the only reason I passed high school is

1249
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,720
Speaker 3: because I didn't catch the gonja dragon.

1250
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 5: No, when we would smoke it, you did not.

1251
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 4: You would roll like the tiniest little fucking pinner joints

1252
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 4: that were basically paper and be like, I'm going to

1253
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 4: smoke with you guys too, Like what okay?

1254
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 5: But then what was your whole stance?

1255
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 3: I just I liked drinking beer and that was about it.

1256
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 3: I was kind of like on the Jeffrey Dahmer Diet.

1257
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 9: Hey, I just so we could get together and drink

1258
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 9: beers and you gotta start smoking weed and I can't

1259
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 9: cut you up.

1260
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 5: Let's just drink some beers.

1261
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 7: I just feel like if just too good of a

1262
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 7: dammer dude. That shook me to my fucking core right.

1263
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 5: Watching that show, I was like, this is every dude

1264
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 5: I went to Wisconsin with. Yeah, just fucking have a beer.

1265
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 5: Maybe we funk. I don't know.

1266
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 2: Wait till every dude you went to Wisconsin with trying

1267
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:21,320
Speaker 2: to fuck you?

1268
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 3: I what did you say though, When you're that good

1269
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 3: looking through the twelve pack of beer, everyone in Wisconsin

1270
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 3: tries to butt fuck.

1271
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 7: Okay, I didn't know that. That's actually should we do

1272
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 7: some hot topics topics dude? This We actually were talking

1273
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 7: about this earlier. Snoop Dogg says he's giving up smoking

1274
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 7: what smoking?

1275
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 6: No no no no no no no no no no

1276
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:52,359
Speaker 6: no stop stop stop stop guys, why are you saying.

1277
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 4: I'm saying, don't boo him. He's asking people for privacy.

1278
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 4: This this actually you can't name yourself Snoop lyon.

1279
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 7: He's not saying I'm asking for privacy. He's making a

1280
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 7: statement saying.

1281
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 5: On Instagram, he's saying like please please respect.

1282
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 4: But it makes me think that there's something wrong with him,

1283
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 4: like medically, Oh is that real? Man?

1284
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 5: That's what That's what I thought. But you don't need

1285
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 5: to announce it.

1286
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 2: Then you don't just announce it, then you just stop

1287
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 2: smoking weed.

1288
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 5: So what's up? Is this another Snoop lying thing where

1289
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 5: I'm doing this and then I'm going to do this.

1290
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's another snooplying thing where you're doing.

1291
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 6: This might be one of the classic snooplying things where

1292
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 6: he's doing.

1293
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 4: When he went snooplying, I was like, all in on

1294
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 4: snoop lying. I thought it was cool.

1295
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 5: We were we were all in on snoop lying, right, guys.

1296
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 7: That's when he All he did was call himself snoop

1297
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 7: lying and then made a bad reggae album.

1298
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 5: No no, no, no no. Yeah.

1299
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 2: I mean, look, we all want to get snooped upside

1300
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 2: the head.

1301
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 4: What are we doing here?

1302
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 5: Guys? Come on?

1303
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 6: He smoked way too much weed a lot.

1304
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 5: Well, oh boo.

1305
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 7: That guy could not open his eyes. I met him

1306
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 7: like fifteen times. Every time I was like, yeah, man.

1307
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 4: Old so yeah.

1308
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,919
Speaker 7: He gets known as a weed enthusiast and rappers. Snoop

1309
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 7: Dogg announced The Unthinkable on Thursday. He's giving up smoking.

1310
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 5: Who wrote this? The hell? I think they're writing this

1311
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 5: like crying?

1312
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: He said The Unthinkable Thursday, dude. And and this is

1313
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 2: gonna be a Netflix documentary in six months. That's why

1314
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 2: he's doing it. Yeah, he's trying to stir up some stories.

1315
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 9: Mm hmm.

1316
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 7: And he's like, and then I gave those fucking weed

1317
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 7: and then I started again, dude, but with my brand

1318
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 7: of startup with you there it is old and that

1319
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 7: is that is crip.

1320
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 6: Walking you're doing or I don't know, I heard something, Yeah,

1321
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 6: something popped.

1322
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 2: At this point, Why the fuck is he giving up

1323
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,919
Speaker 2: with dude? You're whatever you have, You're done, dude, dude,

1324
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 2: and he's done it.

1325
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 6: He's made a ton of money and now he could

1326
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 6: just do heroin and die.

1327
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 5: I'm with you, Kyle. That's why I'm with a.

1328
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 4: I think there's something else underneath this that's more than

1329
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 4: just a publicity stunt.

1330
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 3: If you're saying this for health reasons, dude, he's a connor.

1331
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 3: He's been smoking weed for so long.

1332
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 5: But he was somebody but du.

1333
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I'm like tripping because him and Willie

1334
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,439
Speaker 4: Nelson were the people that I was like, well they're

1335
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 4: still fucking smoking and they're fine.

1336
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 2: Well they're not.

1337
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 5: Wait wait wait wait wait hey yeah what or not?

1338
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 5: Why do you need to tell yourself.

1339
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 9: That this is what happens when you Because I like

1340
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 9: smoking weed, I know, but why do you need to

1341
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 9: hold yourself up to somebody else who's.

1342
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 4: Old and does that because they're like you know pillars

1343
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 4: in the community of marijuana. Dude, those fucking dudes smoke

1344
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 4: all day, every day, and I figure, if they're good,

1345
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 4: I had fucking seventy or eighty or eighty five.

1346
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 6: Does say, please respect my privacy at this time?

1347
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 7: Pleasevacy, I'm saying post an Instagram posts, so I know.

1348
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I feel like the whole that's

1349
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Speaker 2: the whole.

1350
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 4: Thing is oversharing now anyways, right, like people share everything.

1351
00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 5: It's like, so you don't have to do that.

1352
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 3: The whole perk of getting super old is like in

1353
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 3: your last five to three years, you do acid every day,

1354
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 3: like every so Snoop Dogg.

1355
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 5: Is like fifty five years old.

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01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 4: That's a fucking great idea, by the way, open up

1357
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 4: a retirement home where everybody can just do fucking shrooms

1358
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 4: and LSD and their video games and guys.

1359
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 3: And I know you're and I know you're cheering this,

1360
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 3: but that's literally what old folks homes are.

1361
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.

1362
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 9: They're just they're just getting from their actual doctors, big farmer.

1363
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 9: Just I mean kind of the big problem with Snoop

1364
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 9: quitting weed is his weed rolling guy.

1365
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 5: Where's he going there?

1366
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's just out the streets. Now his salad making guy,

1367
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 9: he's got to get a whole news.

1368
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 2: He might have done a couple things, like.

1369
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 5: He washed the car as well.

1370
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's like, now I make the shakes in the

1371
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 7: morning because you have to cut fill it with something.

1372
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 5: Else, right, right, you do?

1373
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 9: Now I make the shakesp Dog was addicted to smoking weed.

1374
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 7: Now he's like he's rolling. I drink sixty shakes a day. Right,

1375
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 7: he's gonna be like suddenly he's gonna be like two.

1376
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 5: Hundred and eighty pounds.

1377
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 2: Dude, I got a weird imo whale.

1378
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's gonna be fucking wrapping those pickleball paddles and.

1379
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 7: Shipmate him like shake dog, Shake dog.

1380
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 2: Botox and only fans.

1381
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 7: George Santos, who I just learned who this guy was,

1382
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 7: But evidently he's like a congressman, evil name. Yeah, George

1383
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 7: Santos won't run for re election after damning ethics report.

1384
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 4: Dude.

1385
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I guess he was like kind of fucked up, right,

1386
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 6: this guy.

1387
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 5: I think he was like a big liar right about everything.

1388
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 7: So he spent all of his like election money on

1389
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 7: botox and only fans awesome, which makes me like this

1390
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 7: guy so much more.

1391
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 2: What a psycho path?

1392
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 5: Yes, what a psychopath? He was voted into office.

1393
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, he like heck everyone.

1394
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 5: I kind of like that. We're all like, oh, that's crazy.

1395
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, but we voted him in. Well we didn't. No, no,

1396
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 5: but like people did, it's representative of us. Guys like

1397
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 5: it or leave it. Go to fucking Canada. Okay, go

1398
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 5: to fucking Canada.

1399
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 7: So evidently he was the congressman from New York blatantly

1400
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 7: stole from his campaign and use it on botox and

1401
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 7: OnlyFans Dude, I love her, I love What.

1402
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 4: Can you spend on boatox?

1403
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 7: I know you can spend two hundred thousand dollars they

1404
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 7: think two hundred his face on botox, and only he

1405
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 7: has crazy.

1406
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 5: DSLS nice loose, crazy lucy.

1407
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 7: But he was the one that when he's like walking

1408
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 7: through the halls of Congress and the the reporters are

1409
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 7: asking him questions, She's like stop.

1410
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 5: So you do know, I don't know.

1411
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 9: I know.

1412
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 7: That's the only thing I know about him is he

1413
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 7: was like walking through this is just a week or

1414
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 7: two ago, and he's like, no, stop it, and you know,

1415
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 7: and you're like Jesus Christ, my guy, that is so bitch.

1416
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 5: I don't want to to do that with DLS is so.

1417
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 6: Hard, But I mean he was sexy looking when he.

1418
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 2: Did it right, right, He just is a Kardashian dude.

1419
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,479
Speaker 7: Botox treatments, luxury fashion purchases, so like what Kyle's into.

1420
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 4: He got a lot of statement trips.

1421
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 7: To Atlantic City and Vegas, holidays in the Hamptons, and

1422
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 7: even his own rent.

1423
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 5: Dude, I mean, hail King George Santos, like honestly the

1424
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:43,440
Speaker 5: ultimate grifter.

1425
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 9: Like if you're getting if you're getting texts from a

1426
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 9: politician and you're like, yeah, I'll give you money.

1427
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 5: You're crazy, You're crazy. I mean the text right.

1428
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 9: Now, if I get another text from anybody, I don't

1429
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 9: care who it is, I'm probably not just I'm just

1430
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,160
Speaker 9: not going to vote.

1431
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 7: Dude, So I'm a registered Democrat and the amount. Hey,

1432
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 7: I also don't know how I feel about it, because

1433
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 7: these motherfuckers are relentless.

1434
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 9: We also bought a Make America a Great hat and

1435
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 9: then somehow got into their email.

1436
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 7: Dude, I bought when when Donald Trump was just running

1437
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 7: and everyone kind of thought it was really funny, except

1438
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 7: for my uncle.

1439
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 6: He was really into it still.

1440
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 7: Is, and uh, I was like, so I bought a

1441
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 7: ton of great make America great Again hats for the

1442
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 7: workaholics writers to like toss out in the room and

1443
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 7: be like, you made the story great again. And I

1444
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 7: thought it was hilarious until I got on that email chain.

1445
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 6: They're like, you're one of the good ones, Welcome to

1446
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 6: the club.

1447
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, these guys are psychos until

1448
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 7: I registered officially as a Democrat. Fucking Adam Schiff, that

1449
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 7: guy is always like hey Adam, and I'm you just

1450
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 7: see hey him in an email head and you're like, oh,

1451
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 7: it was just my grandma, click click, and then it's

1452
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 7: just like now's more important than ever.

1453
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 6: Give us ten dollars or we won't have highways.

1454
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah true in La.

1455
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, Hey, do you not want the garbage taken out?

1456
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,080
Speaker 7: Because the Republicans love garbage piles.

1457
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 5: On your street?

1458
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 3: Well, how do I get some emails from fucking George Santos?

1459
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,640
Speaker 3: That's like, what's up, bro, I need a new Gucci suit?

1460
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 2: Hey, bitch, I need product?

1461
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then he does the super dog Damn.

1462
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've heard, but I spent a

1463
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 3: lot on this platinum grill and I'm kind of strapped.

1464
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 9: That would I feel like you could slide in his

1465
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 9: DMS and he'd be cool with that, oh for days.

1466
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like Trump is the closest to that,

1467
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 7: where he's just like, I'm probably not going to spend

1468
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 7: this all on political stuff, and people are like, right on,

1469
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 7: he's my kind of president.

1470
01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 5: I bought a boat.

1471
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 2: I bought two boats and a painting, and a painting

1472
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 2: was of the boats. Oh, they want that's not even okay.

1473
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 2: People want points, the people on points.

1474
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 7: And that's why that's why people like love Republicans so much,

1475
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,440
Speaker 7: because they're just fucking lunatics. The Democrats always try to

1476
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 7: make it seem like it's for something good when we

1477
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 7: know they're just getting botox and dragging off to eating babies,

1478
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 7: teachers science.

1479
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 2: We got pretty poly charged right there.

1480
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 4: I'm pretty POLITI that's the most.

1481
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, we know what we're talking about, and we're gonna

1482
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 9: circle back to my whole take on Gaza.

1483
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 5: We're gonna circle back to that.

1484
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1485
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 6: So I'm almost sick about talking about this guy. But

1486
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 6: but Travis Kelsey sure sure.

1487
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 7: Travis old tweets reposted by Taylor Swift fans ahead of

1488
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 7: Eagles versus Chiefs, and they are pretty fucking good. Uh.

1489
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 7: Travis Kelce in twenty eleven goes, why do I always

1490
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 7: have to be the one that stands out? I'm getting

1491
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 7: stared at like crazy in the airport. Shake my head?

1492
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 4: See you?

1493
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 9: I mean, is that because you're six ' five and

1494
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 9: cock diesel? Like I think everybody looks at whoever's that.

1495
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 4: At least I do a lot tweet.

1496
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 6: Also eleven, he goes about to go go kart racing.

1497
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 3: Ha ha ha.

1498
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 5: See, but this is exactly what Twitter is supposed to be.

1499
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is what it was when it first started.

1500
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 6: You're like, I'm eating pizza.

1501
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 5: Fuck. I don't know. That's not even exaggeration. That's what

1502
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 5: people would do.

1503
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 2: They'd be like, I'm on the train exactly.

1504
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 7: And then twenty ten he goes, the moon looks crazy tonight.

1505
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 7: I'm gonna chill out here a little and just visualize

1506
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 7: my success and vibe to the scenery here.

1507
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 5: So here, here's where I have a problem with you.

1508
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 6: I guess I like it.

1509
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 9: That's what you have to do to become a fucking

1510
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 9: Hall of Famer. Yeah, by the moon, and you visualized

1511
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 9: your success and how are we hating on this?

1512
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:18,560
Speaker 3: I'm no, I'm not not we the collective we I

1513
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 3: hope no one's hating on this. People Now, I want

1514
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 3: him to impregnate Taylor Swift.

1515
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,720
Speaker 6: I hope they have a Yeah, I hope this guy

1516
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 6: pregnancy Taylor Swift.

1517
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,560
Speaker 5: Imagine how great the lyrics are going to be.

1518
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 2: That baby is gonna be Oh my god, looking at

1519
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 2: the moon.

1520
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 7: The lyrics are they are the next tweet of I

1521
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 7: just gave a squirrel a piece of bread and it

1522
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,600
Speaker 7: straight up smash all of it.

1523
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 6: I had no idea they ate bread like that.

1524
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 4: Haha.

1525
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:49,920
Speaker 5: Hashtag crazy, donkey, that's yeah. The hashtag is a little rocks.

1526
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 6: He had no idea they ate bread like Oh, you're.

1527
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:54,360
Speaker 5: Right, you're right. The hashtag crazy is a little much.

1528
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 5: But that's a perfect tweet.

1529
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:58,560
Speaker 9: Besides that, By the way, I think I don't know

1530
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 9: what MTV or whatever was we saw Taylor Swift.

1531
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,479
Speaker 5: She's a big woman. She's tall.

1532
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's like five ten. She was dating all these

1533
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 7: like little bitch ass rockstar dudes.

1534
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's found her gene pool. It's go time.

1535
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 7: Well, because she used to date Taylor Taylor Lautner from

1536
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:17,640
Speaker 7: a fucking that werewolf show, the.

1537
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,440
Speaker 5: Little Little Wolfman.

1538
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 4: Little wolf Man.

1539
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:23,400
Speaker 5: Yes, like Twilight, Bro, Twilight. You know I was in.

1540
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 7: I was at a party once with him and I

1541
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 7: was sizing them up. I'm like, I think I could

1542
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 7: fucking wrap him up right now?

1543
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:29,599
Speaker 5: You thought you could?

1544
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude, you thought you could.

1545
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 6: Go toe to toe with a lot man.

1546
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,080
Speaker 9: I feel like we talked about this before, but he

1547
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 9: did his like SNL, he like hosted SNL, and he

1548
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 9: did the opening monologue and then just resorted to like

1549
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 9: doing sword play and like flips and ship and I

1550
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 9: was like.

1551
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 5: This is sick.

1552
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I can't Maybe I can't kick it.

1553
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, I'm two thousand and nine.

1554
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,840
Speaker 2: Have a team Edward. But let it be known.

1555
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 7: Okay, two thousand and nine about to go get some

1556
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:02,880
Speaker 7: tackle bed then hit everyone up and see what's popping.

1557
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, fucking marry him, Taylor.

1558
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,719
Speaker 2: This is too good, Taylor. Impregnate him.

1559
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 9: To be fair, Taylor's tweets are just her songs. She's like,

1560
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 9: shake it off. It's like the same shit.

1561
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:23,559
Speaker 7: I was actually looking forward to that Charles Barkley tackle

1562
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 7: bell commercial.

1563
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,160
Speaker 6: Highly upset right now.

1564
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:27,479
Speaker 5: That's cool.

1565
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:33,639
Speaker 10: Cool, He's emotional up at Olive Garden with Papa had

1566
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 10: to grab the fetichini with the chicken alfredo hashtag smacking.

1567
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,560
Speaker 4: That's then he's not getting paid for that. Do you

1568
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,479
Speaker 4: think he was getting paid time?

1569
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 9: This is from the time where like A he was

1570
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:51,000
Speaker 9: young and b this is what Twitter was. You had

1571
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 9: like knee jerk reactions to be like, I'm lonely. I

1572
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:56,600
Speaker 9: have to reach out to the universe, right they have

1573
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:57,040
Speaker 9: to know that.

1574
01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 7: This makes me want to dig back to our twenty

1575
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 7: ten Oh yeah, twitters, we gotta we gotta go in

1576
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 7: the crates for that.

1577
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:07,160
Speaker 5: My ship's all like this soup was off the hook.

1578
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,639
Speaker 5: Hashtag bowls be having soup in them? Yeah? Mine hashtag

1579
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:13,320
Speaker 5: bread bowl.

1580
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 2: Mine would be like eight a whole bag of flaming

1581
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 2: hot Cheetos. My bussy hurts.

1582
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:24,720
Speaker 6: So you created the word, Yeah, it was a typo.

1583
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 7: Cool cool Travis Kelcey, I hop twelve exclamation points. I

1584
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 7: love coming here for breakfast. I think I'll have the

1585
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:41,880
Speaker 7: t bone steak and eggs please, ha ha ha with

1586
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,719
Speaker 7: some white toasts on the side.

1587
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,760
Speaker 5: That's gotta be an ad. That's an ad. That's gotta

1588
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 5: be an ad. From back.

1589
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:49,200
Speaker 4: This is what I'm wondering if he was early to

1590
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:51,519
Speaker 4: the ad train it. This is actually like the correction

1591
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 4: of Twitter.

1592
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 6: This is twenty ten, this is thirteen years.

1593
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 5: Doesn't mean it wasn't nil. It doesn't mean he wasn't monetizing.

1594
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 3: Yes, it was.

1595
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 6: How do you know because he was in high school?

1596
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly was he? How old is this guy?

1597
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 6: He's like twenty or so.

1598
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:08,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, Taylor Swift, Dude, this is Twitter.

1599
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:09,679
Speaker 5: How old is Twitter? Swift?

1600
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 4: I have no idea how old Twitter?

1601
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 5: High school brain? You're you? This is all new. You're

1602
01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:15,840
Speaker 5: tweeting everything. You're so.

1603
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 7: I don't think he's getting paid. I just think the

1604
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,519
Speaker 7: guy gets rock hard for I hop. Yeah, yeah, it's

1605
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 7: like ha ha okay, hashtag crazy.

1606
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:24,880
Speaker 5: But didn't you at seventeen?

1607
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 4: I mean absolutely, I just didn't have Twitter.

1608
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 7: I would have been like jizzing over some casandia's a

1609
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:31,720
Speaker 7: tackle bell.

1610
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah totally, yeah, totally.

1611
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,760
Speaker 5: The fact that we didn't have an outlet saved us.

1612
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 2: Just fucking diarrhea and on a water slide.

1613
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:45,120
Speaker 7: Hashtag crazy, tang crazy ha haha, I just puked and

1614
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 7: kept walking haha.

1615
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 5: Crazy.

1616
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:51,639
Speaker 6: Got a bunch of creamer from my dad's work, lit

1617
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 6: it on fire.

1618
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:56,840
Speaker 3: Damn sliced my nuts open, shaving that shit hashtag Oops,

1619
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,599
Speaker 3: I did it again.

1620
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,560
Speaker 5: That's how I know you guys are younger than me.

1621
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,799
Speaker 5: What you're shaving your nuts in high school?

1622
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 3: I thought you about this be like, by the way,

1623
01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:13,760
Speaker 3: my tweet would be like, damn, this civil war sucks broky?

1624
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 6: All right, should we do some hot cues?

1625
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:23,439
Speaker 2: The British are coming. Let's do it, okay? So Ben

1626
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,600
Speaker 2: Anderson asked Ben Anderson.

1627
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 3: By the way, hot cues are questions from you, guys,

1628
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 3: Questions from you guys.

1629
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,880
Speaker 7: We got the hot answers, answers. Ben Anderson rides. If

1630
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 7: you could turn any no, go ahead. If you could

1631
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 7: turn any animal.

1632
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:38,760
Speaker 5: I like it.

1633
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:42,280
Speaker 2: If you could turn any animal out into a prostitute.

1634
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,640
Speaker 5: If you could turn an animal inside out.

1635
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,720
Speaker 7: This is basically that if you could turn into any

1636
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:52,880
Speaker 7: animal when you come, Oh, then what would it be?

1637
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:54,679
Speaker 4: How long are you do you know how long you're

1638
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 4: into that animal?

1639
01:13:55,439 --> 01:13:57,439
Speaker 2: What do you read that question? If you could turn

1640
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 2: if you read it, don't just as you.

1641
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 3: Were just He's saying that as you're fucking and you're

1642
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 3: about to come, you basically are animorphine into.

1643
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:09,479
Speaker 7: But it doesn't say you're fucking you could also be

1644
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 7: jerking off. Oh so you're just like you could turn

1645
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:14,400
Speaker 7: into any animal when you come.

1646
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 5: Why do we create this house we live in?

1647
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:17,559
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1648
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 5: I know. I remember.

1649
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 7: I was trying to Chloe the other night, my wife

1650
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,559
Speaker 7: Chloe about like some of these questions we get are

1651
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,840
Speaker 7: absolutely insane, and she's like, well, you guys did this

1652
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 7: to yourselves.

1653
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:29,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah we did.

1654
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:33,519
Speaker 6: We did, like fifteen years into this kind of comment.

1655
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 2: I have an answer. It would obviously be a wart hog.

1656
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:39,639
Speaker 4: Oh that's good, I see that for you. Yeah. Yeah.

1657
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:46,440
Speaker 9: So the question is the question is if when you're climaxing,

1658
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 9: you would turn into an animal?

1659
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,599
Speaker 4: What animal would like? To even think about the sound

1660
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 4: you would make? But that's a great because what I

1661
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,320
Speaker 4: would do I would jizz and.

1662
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:58,599
Speaker 6: Then immediately come into one of those giant fucking bats.

1663
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,320
Speaker 7: I was gonna fucking say bat, dude, giant bats, because

1664
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:03,280
Speaker 7: how fucking dope would that be?

1665
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 2: That's so cool you guys have that.

1666
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:08,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't think giant. I just thought regular bat.

1667
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,360
Speaker 4: But I was gonna say back because I thought it'd

1668
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 4: be funny if I was just like fluttering all overcoming

1669
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,320
Speaker 4: everywhere Yeah, that.

1670
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:15,960
Speaker 2: Is exactly what I was thinking about.

1671
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 5: Bro sick man.

1672
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 3: Okay, so you guys are bats? Would you come as.

1673
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,599
Speaker 2: It's just it's just cool that my mother in law's

1674
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:29,320
Speaker 2: here tonight.

1675
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,120
Speaker 9: About it.

1676
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 5: Oh man. I guess if I really thought about it

1677
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 5: and I wanted to I wanted to really be a

1678
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:41,840
Speaker 5: good one, guys.

1679
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 4: Uh, I guess I'd have to be a beagle.

1680
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,040
Speaker 9: It's science like kind of cute and kind of just

1681
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:54,719
Speaker 9: like tiny and also like huge loads.

1682
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:58,400
Speaker 7: Yeah you know that that answer is just for the

1683
01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:01,640
Speaker 7: mother in law. It's like, okay, hey, respectable.

1684
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:04,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, she hasn't just sat through an hour and a

1685
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 3: half talk of us talking about the worst ship. Yeah.

1686
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:11,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess just like a nice lapdog up eagle

1687
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,000
Speaker 4: because they're very stoic and noble.

1688
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:17,560
Speaker 7: Yes, So Josie wants to know Josie taradyx Uh, what

1689
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,120
Speaker 7: was the drunkest you've.

1690
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:24,240
Speaker 5: Been on tour Indianapolis? Is that when you jumped down

1691
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,519
Speaker 5: the did the baseball slide?

1692
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:27,920
Speaker 7: Well that's when you Yeah, you pissed in the middle

1693
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,599
Speaker 7: of the street and almost got caught by the cops.

1694
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 5: Is that when you pissed, when you pissed in your suitcase?

1695
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:33,599
Speaker 2: I pissed everywhere.

1696
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:37,240
Speaker 5: That brother, he was like a bat flying around his apartment.

1697
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,920
Speaker 3: I was I was marking some territory. I don't know

1698
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,320
Speaker 3: what it was about Indianapolis.

1699
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 5: But I got you going boring.

1700
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 7: Mine I think was uh mine, I think it was Dallas, dude,

1701
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,519
Speaker 7: just a few nights ago.

1702
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 5: That was last week.

1703
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:54,519
Speaker 7: I got sneaky drunk, and then afterwards I was like, uh,

1704
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,640
Speaker 7: I don't understand how I got so drunk, And the

1705
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 7: guys were like, it's because you chugged a Red Bull

1706
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:03,200
Speaker 7: vodka on stage and then torpedo to beer also on stage.

1707
01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:03,599
Speaker 5: Yes.

1708
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:07,560
Speaker 7: And then later that night some girl came home to

1709
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 7: take a photo with me, and I go, you dirty bitch.

1710
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 5: No, she goes.

1711
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 9: She's like, I'm sorry to be that bitch, but can

1712
01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:18,439
Speaker 9: I have a photo? And you go, of course you can,

1713
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 9: you dirty bitch. She We're all like, I'm like a

1714
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 9: fifty year old trucker.

1715
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,160
Speaker 4: Like, you dirty bitch.

1716
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,960
Speaker 5: She didn't say the dirty part. You don't get the

1717
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:34,280
Speaker 5: dirty pert. Mine was, of course, what town was that?

1718
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 2: Denver? Denver, Denver, Yeah, Palice of Champagne. He got there early,

1719
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 2: so I hit the pool.

1720
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 9: I'm hanging out and like I set up shop in

1721
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:45,720
Speaker 9: a place where apparently was reserved, so the guy felt

1722
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:47,439
Speaker 9: really bad and he goes, hey, can I get you

1723
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,720
Speaker 9: some champagne.

1724
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:51,200
Speaker 5: For moving you? And I go sure. He comes back

1725
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:53,880
Speaker 5: with like this size of.

1726
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:57,800
Speaker 9: A cup of champagne and I go, yeah, okay, uh

1727
01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 9: and I drink that and then he's like, we do

1728
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,000
Speaker 9: in another and I'm like, yeah, for sure.

1729
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:04,840
Speaker 5: He's like and.

1730
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,600
Speaker 9: I showed up twenty minutes late to the lobby and

1731
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 9: was like and I was just like an insane person

1732
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:15,679
Speaker 9: because in Denver I wore like all like super Denver

1733
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,599
Speaker 9: super Denver like gortex gear.

1734
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 7: And then uh, Jersey's aunt and uncle were there or sorry,

1735
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:22,479
Speaker 7: Blake's aunt and uncle were there.

1736
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:24,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then later, like a few weeks later.

1737
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 7: We're like, yeah, when we met Blake's aunt and uncle

1738
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,400
Speaker 7: and was like, I wasn't I didn't meet that no.

1739
01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:31,439
Speaker 5: Denver, Like you did we have?

1740
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle, would you say yours?

1741
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:38,840
Speaker 5: Was? Oh, yeah, I got the drunkest I've been on

1742
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 5: the tour, Kyle.

1743
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:46,360
Speaker 3: Kyle doesn't drink, but he did take little Banaka sprays

1744
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 3: of LSD in Seattle, so.

1745
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:50,760
Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, that's true.

1746
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:55,080
Speaker 6: And he also has eaten some sausage on this tour.

1747
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 4: I did have some sausage in the.

1748
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 5: Room and Kyle, now the teeth merks are still here.

1749
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 7: But so Daniel wants to know if you were if

1750
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,880
Speaker 7: you were a woman, would you let the homies bang.

1751
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:12,920
Speaker 5: There's no doubt, There's no doubt, dude, question.

1752
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,679
Speaker 2: Hey, that's the easiest question we've got all tour.

1753
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:19,800
Speaker 5: There's no doubt, no doubt. Hey, right here, my man,

1754
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 5: you can hit that.

1755
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 7: Hey, dude, we be fucking each other a lot to

1756
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:23,600
Speaker 7: get that.

1757
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,360
Speaker 5: I think we were. I love how you guys think

1758
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 5: we gotta be women.

1759
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:31,760
Speaker 6: We definitely do not, definitely do not, but it would help.

1760
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 5: Kyle.

1761
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:35,479
Speaker 2: Hey, you guys can fuck me.

1762
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,880
Speaker 6: We're like, we're good, good, We're good over here.

1763
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,920
Speaker 5: No way, I'm letting you have this, dude, We're good.

1764
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,000
Speaker 5: Way I'm letting you have this this. Oh that temple,

1765
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 5: it ain't happening, dude.

1766
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:49,960
Speaker 2: Esme wants to know, Kyle, what is your favorite go

1767
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:51,160
Speaker 2: to meal to cook?

1768
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 5: Oh? My favorite go to meal.

1769
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:56,800
Speaker 4: To cook right now? I don't really cook it. I

1770
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,759
Speaker 4: just kind of put it together. But it's a fucking

1771
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:02,080
Speaker 4: TUNEA fish sandwich, dude, Jesus Christ.

1772
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:08,960
Speaker 6: Unreal why, Also as why Kyle he's not known for

1773
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:09,879
Speaker 6: being a great.

1774
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,559
Speaker 5: Chef, because he's probably transferring from being like a meat eater.

1775
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:16,240
Speaker 4: If I'm cooking and using fire to heat my my

1776
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 4: then it's a fucking uh. It's the fucking eggs with

1777
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,360
Speaker 4: cheese on top. Scrambled eggs with cheese on top.

1778
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:30,040
Speaker 9: Wait, so just wait, but but hang on, just back

1779
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:33,800
Speaker 9: to tuna sandwich. It's not just like scraped out of it.

1780
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:37,200
Speaker 9: You gotta like make the tuna salad, right, I have

1781
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:39,400
Speaker 9: to take the tuna and I drain the oil.

1782
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,840
Speaker 5: I don't need to like play by play. Well, what

1783
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:46,000
Speaker 5: do you want to know them? Is it a tuna sandwich?

1784
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,880
Speaker 5: Is it a tuna salad sandwich? I put I put

1785
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,960
Speaker 5: a little bit of spoonful of mayo in it, and

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Speaker 5: I do that. Are we doing, celery? Are we doing? No?

1787
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:00,840
Speaker 4: No, I'm super fucking simple. Bro to a little bit

1788
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 4: of mayo, a little bit of mustard up in that mix, a.

1789
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:09,719
Speaker 5: Little bit of monica. Toast the bread, Dude, you gotta

1790
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:10,320
Speaker 5: coast the bread.

1791
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I toast the bread. Bro So I am using

1792
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:17,080
Speaker 4: fire for that as well. No deal, no dill, no deal.

1793
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,800
Speaker 5: No, I'm not I don't have the time for that.

1794
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:21,360
Speaker 5: I normally I'm like really hungry. Yeah, I get it.

1795
01:21:21,479 --> 01:21:22,559
Speaker 5: No time for Dill for sure.

1796
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:26,479
Speaker 2: Okay, So jewels as great question. Great question.

1797
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,640
Speaker 4: Yeah you didn't like it, but I appreciate it.

1798
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,000
Speaker 5: That controversial. Thanks guys.

1799
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:36,360
Speaker 6: Jewel says, what is one thing you are each jealous

1800
01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:37,120
Speaker 6: of one another?

1801
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:37,280
Speaker 5: For?

1802
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:42,519
Speaker 7: I thought this was written like a perfectly normal sentence,

1803
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:45,040
Speaker 7: But I just wouldn't write it like this because I'm

1804
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:47,160
Speaker 7: a fucking idiot and I couldn't read it.

1805
01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:50,360
Speaker 6: What is one thing you are each jealous of one another?

1806
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:50,519
Speaker 5: For?

1807
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,680
Speaker 6: Well, I would say, what are you each jealous of

1808
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 6: each other?

1809
01:21:55,479 --> 01:21:57,840
Speaker 4: What are you each jealous of each other?

1810
01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:01,960
Speaker 9: For me, it's got to be Adam's garth, Blake's length

1811
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:09,400
Speaker 9: and Kyle's hair. No, not necessarily disposition, just like your

1812
01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:11,479
Speaker 9: overall disposition, like the way you sit in that chair.

1813
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,640
Speaker 5: I wish I could do that. I'm never gonna do that.

1814
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:18,280
Speaker 7: No, I would say, for me, it's Kyle, uh, And

1815
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,479
Speaker 7: it's kind of changed a little bit because his wives

1816
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,840
Speaker 7: eyes aren't quite as wonky. But I liked how you

1817
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,960
Speaker 7: used to be able to see two things like at once,

1818
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:30,679
Speaker 7: like something over something over here, and you could see.

1819
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:34,760
Speaker 5: Them, which is Blake? I would say for you, it's uh,

1820
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 5: it's your ability to just morph into any situation.

1821
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,479
Speaker 2: You could be a skater, you could be a cool

1822
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:42,240
Speaker 2: rocker dude.

1823
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 7: You could be a nerd that knows about dungeons and

1824
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,640
Speaker 7: dragons and cool stuff computers.

1825
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:54,400
Speaker 5: Uh. I would love to have your body and your life. Okay,

1826
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:58,160
Speaker 5: here we go, Here we go. I'm jealous of his

1827
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,160
Speaker 5: wit and his mustache. I get I did two things.

1828
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:07,679
Speaker 4: There because I'm jealous of Adam's natural performing ability.

1829
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,200
Speaker 5: It's unlike anybody I've ever seen in my life. Okay,

1830
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:11,320
Speaker 5: I'll get real for a moment.

1831
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 6: I'll make fun of me though, like I did to you.

1832
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:16,960
Speaker 4: It's no. I want to I want to to be genuine,

1833
01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:21,040
Speaker 4: you know, because it'll make you feel bad on stage.

1834
01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:26,040
Speaker 5: Blake jealous that you get to the only one that

1835
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:26,920
Speaker 5: gets to touch the board.

1836
01:23:28,479 --> 01:23:33,320
Speaker 6: Yes, so Edgar would like to Oh sorry, Blake, go ahead.

1837
01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:39,800
Speaker 3: I'll say Jersey's athleticism, Adam's strength, and Kyle just you're

1838
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:40,439
Speaker 3: a great cook.

1839
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:49,360
Speaker 7: Whoa So Edgar would like to know what's more important

1840
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,040
Speaker 7: beard hair or ball hair?

1841
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,599
Speaker 5: Okay, I would say.

1842
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 9: You're still Team Edwards more than ever a word, and

1843
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:06,439
Speaker 9: you're saying Edward right, ed, I thought I heard something else.

1844
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:10,679
Speaker 5: For a second, your grandma just so, you said beard

1845
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:11,519
Speaker 5: hair or ball hair?

1846
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:14,240
Speaker 2: A beard hair?

1847
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:16,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, ball hair is not importantly.

1848
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:19,240
Speaker 6: Well, no, it's important if there's as much hair as

1849
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:20,400
Speaker 6: on it is on your beard.

1850
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,599
Speaker 4: Why does that make it important? Just quantity makes it important?

1851
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,800
Speaker 6: Well, because then no one will ever go down there?

1852
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:30,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, Oh so I would.

1853
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:34,400
Speaker 6: Say ball hair is more important than more important than

1854
01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:38,639
Speaker 6: beard hair because beard hair, like, if it comes in patchy,

1855
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:39,519
Speaker 6: that's fine, But if.

1856
01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:41,880
Speaker 5: You do, I don't. I wouldn't mind if my ball

1857
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,760
Speaker 5: hair came in past you. I think that that's fine.

1858
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 2: I don't understand the question.

1859
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:45,479
Speaker 9: Not that.

1860
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,559
Speaker 4: Also, what's your logic that the ball hair is more

1861
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:49,679
Speaker 4: important than the beard?

1862
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:53,120
Speaker 5: It's just like having good beard hair. I think it's

1863
01:24:53,479 --> 01:24:54,120
Speaker 5: is that the question?

1864
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:56,599
Speaker 9: I think you want to have good beard hair because

1865
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,320
Speaker 9: more people see your beard.

1866
01:24:58,320 --> 01:24:59,479
Speaker 6: Hair than your ball hair.

1867
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:09,240
Speaker 7: Hey, so as you check out my only fans, Oh,

1868
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:16,840
Speaker 7: Jason wants us to sing Catherine Zada Joe, she DIDs been.

1869
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:23,519
Speaker 2: Need lazers Ooo, she hasn't trapped me?

1870
01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:27,200
Speaker 4: And Sean Hnry.

1871
01:25:37,439 --> 01:25:40,919
Speaker 6: That's any takebacks apologies epic slams.

1872
01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:43,840
Speaker 4: I would definitely like to take back stomping around. I'd

1873
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,640
Speaker 4: like to take back not playing pickle ball today. I

1874
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,800
Speaker 4: feel like a fucking idiot. I can't believe I did that.

1875
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:51,000
Speaker 4: I thought I needed a day to chill. Obviously I

1876
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,879
Speaker 4: should have played my bad Yeah that was forgiven.

1877
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:58,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, anything over there, Blakey take backs.

1878
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,519
Speaker 2: I don't really I feel like I was well behaved today.

1879
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:06,280
Speaker 2: You know what, you didn't want to dance on Kyle?

1880
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:08,160
Speaker 4: What do you do?

1881
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,559
Speaker 5: You did not want to dance on Kyle and act

1882
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:11,360
Speaker 5: as if he's a pole?

1883
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:13,600
Speaker 2: Well, I can't take that back, of course you.

1884
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:14,360
Speaker 5: Can, Yeah you can.

1885
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:15,280
Speaker 9: Wait.

1886
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,040
Speaker 5: When were you thinking I was a poll?

1887
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:18,360
Speaker 3: That was a bit.

1888
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,000
Speaker 6: He was going to come and pull dance on you,

1889
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:21,760
Speaker 6: and you stood up and then that didn't happen.

1890
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:23,560
Speaker 5: Oh I thought I was dancing that whole time. I

1891
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,559
Speaker 5: didn't even realize I was supposed to be the poll. Yeah,

1892
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:26,880
Speaker 5: we were trying to get Blake to dance.

1893
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:29,960
Speaker 3: They are people just telling me to grind on him.

1894
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:33,400
Speaker 3: They're saying, Blake, go fuck your friend Kyle.

1895
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:37,479
Speaker 5: I hella didn't catch that. What's cools? Kyle's like? I mean, yeah, like,

1896
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:40,680
Speaker 5: if you want to, we can't. We can't. I mean,

1897
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:42,360
Speaker 5: like I thought that whole thing.

1898
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 4: Was just me getting up and dancing. I had no

1899
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:46,960
Speaker 4: idea that you guys had said, go be a pole.

1900
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:54,439
Speaker 5: Oh here we go, we got here?

1901
01:26:56,120 --> 01:27:02,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, I don't.

1902
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:05,800
Speaker 5: I didn't want to do it that wild, dude.

1903
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:07,719
Speaker 2: It actually looked way natural.

1904
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:10,720
Speaker 5: Hey, Blake, And like, I want to apologize for how

1905
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:11,600
Speaker 5: short that was?

1906
01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:12,880
Speaker 4: What the fun? Dude?

1907
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:16,439
Speaker 3: Honestly jurs His dick got so hard so quick it was.

1908
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:20,479
Speaker 3: It fucking freaked me out. There's no way his dick

1909
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:24,920
Speaker 3: was like, Bro, I dropped down.

1910
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,760
Speaker 2: And as soon as I came up, something went on

1911
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:27,479
Speaker 2: my spine.

1912
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:31,400
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, well you back you fucking backed in, dude.

1913
01:27:31,479 --> 01:27:33,200
Speaker 5: What do you want me to do? Dude, that's just

1914
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:36,680
Speaker 5: the growth on his dick. That's not yeah, it's not

1915
01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:39,360
Speaker 5: a tumor. No, Bro.

1916
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,600
Speaker 4: When you kicked me in heart, I was like, what

1917
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,719
Speaker 4: are you doing? Just I thought you're gonna spin around

1918
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:45,960
Speaker 4: me or something like grab me and try and climb up.

1919
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:48,800
Speaker 5: I mean straight up, like he's not in a dancing move.

1920
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:49,839
Speaker 4: Blake is a spinner.

1921
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:53,400
Speaker 5: I put it on you. I think you could see

1922
01:27:53,439 --> 01:27:55,559
Speaker 5: my face was very surprised when you did that. Okay,

1923
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:58,960
Speaker 5: if anybody's filming my face was surprised.

1924
01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:02,760
Speaker 9: Take back, and I feel I just feel like I

1925
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:05,320
Speaker 9: shouldn't have had anything emotional to you guys tonight, and

1926
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:06,800
Speaker 9: I want.

1927
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:09,960
Speaker 5: To regret that. Well. I would like to take back

1928
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:12,479
Speaker 5: not catching you saying I love you, because that was

1929
01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:13,880
Speaker 5: a big moment in our relationship.

1930
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:14,960
Speaker 4: Maybe I haven't even said it.

1931
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,880
Speaker 6: You did, check recorded, check, I got it.

1932
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,760
Speaker 9: I've got it right here, I filmed it, and I

1933
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:22,040
Speaker 9: would love I would love to say I love you

1934
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:22,559
Speaker 9: guys too.

1935
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:26,040
Speaker 5: I love you guys. I love you guys. I love

1936
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:34,120
Speaker 5: you guys. Guy giveaways, gives throw some shirts.

1937
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:37,120
Speaker 2: Oh ship, we got some here ship to throw.

1938
01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:38,559
Speaker 5: Thanks for keeping it real.

1939
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,200
Speaker 4: Weh my god, that's always poorly keeps it real.

1940
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,479
Speaker 5: All right, here comes on, I'll get you stop over here.

1941
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:50,679
Speaker 5: Ready set.

1942
01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:57,360
Speaker 4: Nice snag, bro, nice snag.

1943
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:58,840
Speaker 5: All right, We're coming in here.

1944
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:02,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you guys so much.

1945
01:29:02,479 --> 01:29:03,439
Speaker 5: We love Portland.

1946
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,760
Speaker 4: You guys got that as weird as we knew you would.

1947
01:29:07,439 --> 01:29:07,559
Speaker 9: Yo.

1948
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:10,640
Speaker 5: Check this out. Thank you guys like it did.

1949
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:11,759
Speaker 6: Steal for president.

1950
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:14,280
Speaker 5: This is get behind.

1951
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:18,720
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. And this was another episode of

1952
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:29,920
Speaker 5: Peace peace, Thank you guys, and I love you.