1 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: All right, all right, come and go your life from Philly. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: It's a folly and Tony pool Scotia. Now today it's 3 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: just Pauly Pulsco here. And you know you made me 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: noticing loyal fans of the show, you know, the millions 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: of you out there, Tony is not currently doing his 6 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: signature open that you've all come to know and love. 7 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: People were gonna let you behind the curtain here, let 8 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:35,840 Speaker 1: you inside. We've run into a little issue, let's let's 9 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: call it an issue with the Colts organization. Last week 10 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: we put in a request to have their quarterback, Nick 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: Falls join us on today's show to discuss the injustice 12 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: going on right now in Indianapolis, the team considering making 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: him not their first, not their second, but their third 14 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: string quarterback behind Matt Ryan and Sam er Linger Ellinger Derringer, 15 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: who gives a fuck anyway, The cults denied our request, 16 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: and you know we do them the honor. We say, hey, 17 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: we're gonna give you the free publicity here, you know, 18 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: for your shitty team whose games nobody watches, ever wants 19 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: to watch, you know, gets like a point through rating 20 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 1: in the Nielsen's And this is what they do well, 21 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: We've decided to teach them a lesson that they shall 22 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: not soon forget. We have sent Tony to Indianapolis to 23 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 1: confront the organization firsthand. Because, of course, the show's budget 24 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: is so huge, we can go head to head with 25 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 1: an NFL organization, and that's what we're doing right now. 26 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: He is outside Lucas Oil Stadium and we're gonna bring 27 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: him on the Fusco Satellite networker. But before we do that, 28 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 1: a little quick business. UH have to mention appearances on 29 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: the Fusco Satellite Network brought to you by Men's Waar House. 30 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: Do you know some a hole who is getting married 31 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: and is forcing you to rent the ducks? Well, who 32 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 1: the hell wants to spend money on that? Not? You 33 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: just go to Men's Waar House, use the promo code 34 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 1: Baldy and Tony, get one point four percent off your 35 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 1: rental and also a free pair of used socks Men's Warehouse. 36 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,359 Speaker 1: You're gonna love how you look, and you'll probably still 37 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: resent the a whole getting married for the rest of 38 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: your life. Okay, anyway, here we go. Let's bring Tony 39 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: on the Fusco Satellite Network Satellite. Okay, let's bring in 40 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:45,800 Speaker 1: Tony joining us live right now outside Lucas Oil Stadium. Tony, 41 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: you are on the ground there in Indianapolis. Tell us 42 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: about the situation unfolding there. That's right, Poorly, I'm coming 43 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: to you live from outside Lucas Soil Stadium, which is 44 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 1: where the cults play. And I'm saying that because most 45 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 1: people don't actually care about the cults, and likely I 46 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: have no idea where they play. Anyway. I have made 47 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:13,239 Speaker 1: several in person attempts to contact the cults, but they 48 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: continue to withhold information, which as we know, is a 49 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 1: huge violation under the Freedom for Information Act. Just absolutely shameful. Now, Tony, 50 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: uh am, I noticing something there. I can see what 51 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: appears to be a slight bruise above your right eye. 52 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: What is going on there? Yeah? You know, I got 53 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: into a little bit of what you'd call a scuffle 54 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 1: with two of the security guards here, and unfortunately I 55 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: had to beat the ship out of boat to them 56 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:50,119 Speaker 1: because you know, they were invading my rights as a journalist. 57 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: We applaud your noble work in journalism. And now, as 58 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: you know, people out there, we are live on the 59 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: air right now. Certainly the entire Colts organization is listening 60 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: to this broadcast, so we have someone back here monitoring 61 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: the phone lines are normally useless, Producer J. We finally 62 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: found a use for them, so good good for us. 63 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: But we're gonna see if the Colts ring off phone 64 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: during the broadcast to make any effort to reach out 65 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 1: to us. Will keep you posted. But while we do that, 66 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: Tony back to you using your contacts there on the ground. 67 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: Have you been able to establish why the Colts would 68 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: start a bomb like Matt Ryan who lost the Super 69 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: Bowl to Tom Brady, when they have Nick Foles who 70 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: absolutely destroyed Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. No, And 71 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: in fact, I've spoken to several people in the vicinity 72 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,239 Speaker 1: outside the stadium and they said they don't know anything 73 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 1: about the situation and then asked me to leave the 74 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: premises immediately. So you kind of have to wonder what 75 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 1: they're hiding. Very suspicious. And now what about around the 76 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: vicinity of Indianapolis. What is a general tone and level 77 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: of concern in the city right now over this troubling situation? Uh? 78 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: You know, Paulie, I've spoken with many people here in Indianapolis, 79 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,599 Speaker 1: and many of them didn't seem to know that Nick 80 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 1: Foles was even on the team. And when I told 81 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: him that he is, and I reminded them that Matt 82 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: Ryan folded like a cheap suit in the Super Bowl, 83 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: they did seem slightly concerned. And please allow me to 84 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: clarify when I say cheap soup, that is certainly not 85 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 1: the type of soup you would find at our find sponsor, 86 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: our dear friends men's warehouse. Great clarification, Tony. And you know, Tony, 87 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: also the cults disrespect though it, Mr Nick Foles. You 88 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 1: know what it shows. It shows that they don't understand 89 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 1: the ones that that matters for a quarterback. And of 90 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: course I'm talking about playoff career passer rating and what else. 91 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: I don't even need to look up Nick foles career 92 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: playoff passer rating to know that it's easily much better 93 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: than Matt Ryan's. You'd be wasting your time looking up 94 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 1: such obvious information. Matt Ryan, they should call him Doormatt 95 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 1: Ryan because he lets teams walk all over him on 96 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 1: their way to getting Super Bowls. Excellent perspective there as always, Tony. 97 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,720 Speaker 1: Now do you we're seeing you on our screens here? 98 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 1: Do you see anyone exiting the building or maybe coming 99 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 1: in your direction. No nothing yet, cowards? All right, well, 100 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: why we wait for that? We're going to address now 101 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 1: another story. Turn our attention to something that does require 102 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: our attention. Also news big moves out of Cowboys training camp. 103 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: Left tackle Tyron Smith suffered at thorn hamstring in practice 104 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: and he is now out indefinitely. And only if there's 105 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: one person who clearly deserves the blame for this, it's 106 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: Dak Prescott, Isn't that right? Who else? See you've been 107 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: a blame. Of course, the offensive linemen have had way 108 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: too much pressure on them. They know that they need 109 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: to give Dak at least eleven seconds to throw are 110 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: also thrown interception with this injury. Frankly, I wouldn't be 111 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: surprised if Dak Prescott suddenly calls it quits and retires 112 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: in order to avoid being exposed. You know, I would 113 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: hate to give the Cowboys ideas here, but you know, 114 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 1: if they want to protect that until Tyron Smith comes back, 115 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: you know what they should do, Tony. They should pull 116 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: what's come to be known across the league as the 117 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson. And you know, as we said last week, 118 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: the Deshaun Watson is when you let your quarterback do 119 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 1: something terrible so he gets, you know, in eleven game suspension, 120 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: and then he comes back later in the season rested 121 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: and healthy for the playoffs. Which is what the Browns 122 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: have done. Now, if the Cowboys were smart, they do 123 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: the same with that, wouldn't they. You know, they let 124 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 1: the league suspend that for maybe, you know, three months 125 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: or so. It's a good time frame, and when it 126 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: comes back, Tyron Smith will be healthy and ready to 127 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:15,840 Speaker 1: protect that from being exposed, isn't that right, Tony? Excellent point, Polly. 128 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 1: You have to consider it. If you're the Cowboys, have 129 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: da do something that would get him suspended, you know, 130 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: something like maybe embezzling some money from a charity for 131 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,120 Speaker 1: offense or something like that. You know, nothing too bad, 132 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: but bad enough where he can be out for a while. 133 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: Great suggestion, Tony. And you know we just saw this 134 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: with Aaron Donald who swung that helmet at another Bengals 135 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: player during a joint practice. You know, with the Rams, 136 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: he knew, he knew the Rams will easily lock up 137 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,319 Speaker 1: a playoff spot, so he could just you know, go ahead, 138 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: get himself suspended until December, you know, get some extra 139 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 1: rest in boom bada bing, he's ready to go. Yeah. Absolutely, 140 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if we saw Tom Brady getting 141 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: himself suspended so he can score some weeks off too 142 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 1: bound to happen. And on that note, and by the way, 143 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:11,320 Speaker 1: this is in the business what we call a segue. Saturday, 144 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: the Bucks are in Indianapolis playing the Colts, and uh, 145 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: you know, I know some of our listeners maybe listening 146 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: to this episode after the game, because you know, frankly 147 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:25,360 Speaker 1: they're lazy and can't prioritize that time. But Tony, have 148 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,959 Speaker 1: you seen Tom Brady at the stadium yet? I can 149 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 1: report that a couple of hours ago I spotted a 150 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,080 Speaker 1: man hobbling past one of the gates and looking quite 151 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:39,559 Speaker 1: frail and decrepit, and I said, Tom Brady, you fucking suck. 152 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: When I got closer, I realized it was just a 153 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,720 Speaker 1: sixty eight year old sucking a lot attendant with a 154 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: bad leg. Well, you can see how you could have 155 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 1: made that mistake very easily. Anyway, let's not go ahead 156 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 1: and check in with our normally useless producer, j J. 157 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,439 Speaker 1: You've been monitoring the phone lines. What have you heard? 158 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:02,200 Speaker 1: Have you heard from the Colts organization. I assure you 159 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:08,600 Speaker 1: nobody has called. Yeah. It's like you on a Friday night, 160 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,959 Speaker 1: nobody's called. Yeah, you'll probably forgot what it sounds like 161 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:17,200 Speaker 1: when a phone rings. No. Yeah, by the way, I'm 162 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,839 Speaker 1: just gonna get CRUs Now what what are you gonna do? What? 163 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do corrections? Now, how about you don't? Yeah, 164 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,880 Speaker 1: what while you're behind? Look you said Nick Foles has 165 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:32,520 Speaker 1: a higher playoff passer rating than Matt Ryan. No, definitely 166 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 1: not true. Nick Foles has a passer rating of night. 167 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 1: Matt Ryan has a passer rating of one eight. It's 168 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:44,319 Speaker 1: two points higher. Oh yeah, well you know what's also 169 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,719 Speaker 1: two points higher My dog's i Q compared to yours. Yea, 170 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 1: at least my dog knows how to bok when the 171 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: phone rangs. Yeah, now, enough out of you. Another thing 172 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,520 Speaker 1: you got wrong? What you said? No, but he watches 173 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: Colts games and they got a point to rating. No 174 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: NFL team gets a point to rating. Actually, last year, 175 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,320 Speaker 1: the Colts had a twenty four point three rating, which 176 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,640 Speaker 1: was sixteenth in the league. The middle of the pack. 177 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you're gonna be in the middle of 178 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,440 Speaker 1: a pack of dogs when I get my dog and 179 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: his friends to come feed on you. Yeah, we have 180 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 1: a no name for you. You arena enough. That's it, 181 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,840 Speaker 1: no more. What what By the way, you said the 182 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: Colts denied your request. Yeah, they never denied your request. 183 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,600 Speaker 1: They didn't even respond, probably because they didn't want to 184 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,439 Speaker 1: waste their time. Oh yeah, well you know it's also 185 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: denied your salary for the entire year. Yeah, when you 186 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,679 Speaker 1: send that ven mot, we're going to send back a 187 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 1: ven No great one, Tony. Thank you. You can afford 188 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: a trip to Indianapolis, and yet you can't pay me. 189 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:06,800 Speaker 1: How does that add up? Are you discussing business on 190 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:12,440 Speaker 1: the air that is so unprofessional? Shame on you. Yeah, anyway, 191 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,400 Speaker 1: let's just wrap the show here. Enough at him. You know, 192 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 1: Tony Colts obviously ducking us this week. But don't worry people, 193 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,400 Speaker 1: Nick Foles. He may not be booked for this week, 194 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,680 Speaker 1: but after this episode in the Colts here in this 195 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:29,120 Speaker 1: he's gonna come running. They're gonna come running this. Yeah, 196 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,960 Speaker 1: that's what they're gonna do. Apologize now anyway. You know, 197 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:35,440 Speaker 1: follow us on our many social platforms that are taking off. 198 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 1: We got Dick Dock Instagram. We're all little with the 199 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 1: place and Dony, tremendous journalism and tremendous reporting work on 200 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:51,080 Speaker 1: your part today, Yep, flawless reporting and another flawless There 201 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 1: you go. There's Tony live from Lucas Oil Stadium and 202 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,960 Speaker 1: that's it for us. We'll see your people next week 203 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: by see