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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So when I was six or seven, I sort

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Speaker 3: of kind of accidentally ruined my parents' marriage.

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Speaker 1: What think, Yeah, that's yeah.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure that's your fault?

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Speaker 2: I did. I Mean, normally we say like, it's not

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Speaker 2: the child's fault, but in this case, well, okay, So

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Speaker 2: here's what happened. I was like in the backseat of

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Speaker 2: my parents' flight station wagon, and I was playing with

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Speaker 2: my toys, which I do, and I think I had

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Speaker 2: like Barbie and like all these other toys, and I

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Speaker 2: basically found this.

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Speaker 1: Unused condom whoa in the backseat.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that's what it was. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: is this like a canoe for my Barbie? Like I

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Speaker 2: didn't know what I was even looking at, but I'm

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Speaker 2: playing with this thing. And then at a certain point,

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I'm done playing. And I had

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Speaker 2: like other like wrappers and just like you know, from

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Speaker 2: my snacks, and so I grabbed this bosom and my

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Speaker 2: snack wrappers and I put them in the garbage can

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Speaker 2: inside right, and I'm just like, you know, just about

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Speaker 2: to pick up after yourself and I'm done playing, so

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm six years old whatever, So I put

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Speaker 2: it in the trash. I don't think about it, and

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Speaker 2: then you know, later that week it's trash day and

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Speaker 2: my dad, my dad just taking out the trash, so he's,

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Speaker 2: you know, taking it outside to the curb, and he

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Speaker 2: sees this condum. And anyway, I wasn't aware at the

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Speaker 2: time of like him discovering it and what that meant

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Speaker 2: for him or my parents. All I know is that,

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Speaker 2: you know, when I was fourteen or fifteen, I I

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Speaker 2: basically realized that it was my.

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Speaker 1: Putting my toy trash in the garbage, my dad discovering

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Speaker 1: this condom that like broke up my parents' marriage because

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Speaker 1: my mom was I'm an affair with somebody else.

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Speaker 2: And so I do feel bad about this, and but

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Speaker 2: at the same time, yes, it's a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 2: but obviously they weren't meant to be together. That's not

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Speaker 2: your fault. Don't carry that weight working out in therapy.

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Speaker 2: That's your mom's fault. Okay, okay, thank you for telling

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Speaker 2: us your dirty little secret. Yeah, I do feel a

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Speaker 2: little lighter.

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Speaker 1: I feel a little lighter.

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Speaker 2: No, thank you, I'll carry

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Speaker 1: That what's your dirty little secret,