Speaker 1: Hello, through guys. I've been trying to get Drew to
Speaker 1: do the fucking episode for I know, but you're not here.
Speaker 2: You were not here. You're like in a different world.
Speaker 2: Are you watching a movie right now? I can hear it,
Speaker 2: Like it's like very obviously, like you haven't.
Speaker 1: Do you have it? Can you hear me? You have
Speaker 1: it at full volume? I said volume right, turn valume?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So if you are watching the episode
Speaker 2: right now, you have fully lost Drew to the Apple
Speaker 2: Vision pro.
Speaker 1: He got his.
Speaker 2: He literally landed yesterday and got home and immediately wet
Speaker 2: and picked it up.
Speaker 3: Also, I'm not using grinder right now.
Speaker 1: They've grinding on nothing.
Speaker 4: Can I use it? Can I see? Can I see?
Speaker 1: Is it actually on? Oh? I forget that. I can't
Speaker 1: see what this thing?
Speaker 3: It should be above your head right now. Actually like
Speaker 3: an omnipresent being the grinder app in four K.
Speaker 1: It's so funny though, because like it's not calibrated. It's
Speaker 1: so hard to use this.
Speaker 3: Can you look at the control screen and drag down
Speaker 3: and stop my screen recording?
Speaker 1: Actually like literally can't go to on.
Speaker 3: Screen and then look at the compatible apps folder. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I got Grinder. The Church app, and I got Scruff,
Speaker 3: which warns you of the bears in your location, so
Speaker 3: you don't go to grind right now. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 3: do I make an account to like make a bit?
Speaker 3: But it scares me?
Speaker 4: Is scruff a real thing?
Speaker 1: Dude? This is insane because it's huge.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, actually maybe I need one of these because
Speaker 2: it's fully covering Kai right now.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of my ideal lifestyle setup. So instead
Speaker 1: of talking.
Speaker 4: Change in the settings, if you would you change it,
Speaker 4: because I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I mean it's nice looking at Kai sometimes, Yeah that
Speaker 3: matter if I could just like, she's.
Speaker 4: Squishing me, she's changed, she's picking me up and throwing
Speaker 4: me out. The way when you.
Speaker 1: Throw someone away, can you do that? Does not have
Speaker 1: that option.
Speaker 3: You can't drag people out.
Speaker 1: So what's the point I can't get rid of Kai?
Speaker 4: You don't want to dress me up put a little
Speaker 4: crown on me or something.
Speaker 2: Now I want to dress you up in stripes and
Speaker 2: put you in a nice room that has bars around it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Drew came back from the airport immediately went
Speaker 1: in golf.
Speaker 2: The and he's literally been using it for like twelve hours.
Speaker 2: He came home, he didn't even eat a meal. He
Speaker 2: used it for three hours and then knocked out, so
Speaker 2: he has eaten he's already going on a hunger strike
Speaker 2: because of.
Speaker 3: His apple lost.
Speaker 2: Well, I still looked terrifying through it, like it's so ugly.
Speaker 3: You know. The thing is is like how am I
Speaker 3: supposed to eat? Like if the food Like I've been
Speaker 3: eating digital food in here, and I'm just confused because
Speaker 3: like y'all are saying I'm not eating, but I'm literally
Speaker 3: eating plates of food in here.
Speaker 1: But that's not like going to your physical body, Like
Speaker 1: can you feel this? No, I was touching you?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Are you that disconnected already?
Speaker 3: I'm like, so just ship And it's like I'm on,
Speaker 3: did he.
Speaker 1: Take it off? And He's like, guys, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can do the real world anymore. It feels
Speaker 1: so weird.
Speaker 3: No, unronically, I like wore it for like two hours
Speaker 3: and then I took it off to go hang out
Speaker 3: with my friends because like I need social time because
Speaker 3: this will become a problem if I don't. And when
Speaker 3: I took it off, like I literally felt like I
Speaker 3: entered the simulation when I took it off, like real
Speaker 3: realities frame rate was like freaking me out and my
Speaker 3: eyes had to like readjust to real life. It was
Speaker 3: so creepy. But y'all, this shit is actually un ironically
Speaker 3: like goaded with a sauce, and like I don't know
Speaker 3: if I'm actually gonna use it very regularly, but it
Speaker 3: like is giving. In two or three years, this actually
Speaker 3: will be something everyone uses and we won't have phones
Speaker 3: in our hands anymore because I can just text in here,
Speaker 3: I can watch my movies, I can scroll it.
Speaker 1: Like actually so inconvenient to have that big ass thing
Speaker 1: on your head.
Speaker 3: In two to three years, like that's what I've said,
Speaker 3: it'll be like normal, Yeah, yeah, it'll it'll be glasses,
Speaker 3: or it'll be contacts, or it'll be smaller.
Speaker 1: Contact to be insane.
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't think any of us will be alive
Speaker 2: for the by the time that's a thing. There's like
Speaker 2: no way they can't even make this work without like
Speaker 2: a big battery pack yet, so I don't know they
Speaker 2: would put it in our eyes.
Speaker 3: Literally, technology is like exponentiating like it's going so.
Speaker 2: You're like actually not even doing the episode right now,
Speaker 2: you're like playing that.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for like next episode Drew sits down
Speaker 4: and he's like, I just haven't felt connected to my
Speaker 4: body recently.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: I was saying, like, Drew already does such a good
Speaker 2: job of isolating himself.
Speaker 1: We've lost him. Like this is it. We have fully
Speaker 1: lost him. It's already like a miracle when he comes
Speaker 1: out to parties or social events with us.
Speaker 3: Well, that's a part of like the mysterious allure that
Speaker 3: I have. Like when I go out, it's like a
Speaker 3: unicorn siding. It's like, oh my god, he went out,
Speaker 3: and that's all a part of my devious plan. It's like,
Speaker 3: you you can't spread yourself too thin. What you have
Speaker 3: to do is you have to one make yourself mysterious
Speaker 3: to only go out so often because you don't want
Speaker 3: to overexpose yourself because like when people see you, it's
Speaker 3: like a treat. But when you go out every single
Speaker 3: time someone invite two out, it's like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: the face I see every single time. But it really
Speaker 3: just works for me because I feel special.
Speaker 1: That is a gorgeous, gorgeous way to dress up your
Speaker 1: social anxiety.
Speaker 2: I will say, it's a gorgeous gown for your social anxiety.
Speaker 3: Gounce gowns. Got well, I want to be the first
Speaker 3: person to have sex in my Apple vision.
Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody's fucked in those already.
Speaker 4: I'm KBHD definitely already fucked with I just doing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they recorded it from the eighteen cameras that
Speaker 1: are on there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They actually the porn on this shit is going to
Speaker 3: go crazy once they start like capturing porn with the
Speaker 3: cameras on here, because it's literally three D, Like the
Speaker 3: photos are so crazy. Okay, I'm going to take this
Speaker 3: shit off because I can tell it and it's actually
Speaker 3: getting upset.
Speaker 2: I'm not upset, it's just so darring to have to
Speaker 2: talk to you with that on. Like I literally feel
Speaker 2: like I'm not I can't talk to you. It's like
Speaker 2: the same as when you can tell somebody sending out
Speaker 2: a serious text on their phone, so your animal brain
Speaker 2: is already like I shouldn't speak to them because they're occupied.
Speaker 2: That's what that feels like. It feels like I walked
Speaker 2: into a room and you were on a call, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, and I kind of just stand
Speaker 2: there waiting for you to finish the call.
Speaker 3: I was saying, like I literally feel invisible when I
Speaker 3: have it on, like I literally like I can't describe
Speaker 3: the feeling, but I feel like I can like play
Speaker 3: little tricks on people and like pull their pants down
Speaker 3: and like give Kai head. Oh what Oh I thought
Speaker 3: you had the vision pro on. I didn't know you
Speaker 3: could hear me.
Speaker 1: No, you can still hear with it on. Ew dude.
Speaker 3: Ew.
Speaker 2: Kai has like a permanent like open mouth when he's
Speaker 2: trying to figure it out.
Speaker 3: Hold on video of this for everybody. We need to
Speaker 3: insert my footage of everything else I seen.
Speaker 1: So embarrassing, like every relationship. Oh he did I just.
Speaker 4: I just locked it. I don't know your code.
Speaker 3: I'm not telling you my code.
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: You can see behind the glass and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's squishing something.
Speaker 1: Oh he's sing something.
Speaker 3: Now we can't record that.
Speaker 1: What do you hear? You're cooking? Are you playing cooking?
Speaker 2: Mall?
Speaker 1: Are there any games on it yet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a bunch of All I.
Speaker 1: Care about is Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Like if I could play Fortnite on that, I would
Speaker 2: be so fucking happy, because you know how often I'm
Speaker 2: laying flat in my bed and I'm like, God, I.
Speaker 1: Wish I could play Fortnite. But I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to sit up.
Speaker 3: Someone will probably like release because someone just released like
Speaker 3: a YouTube app because YouTube said they didn't want to
Speaker 3: put their like they didn't want to develop an app slash,
Speaker 3: they didn't want their app even in the app Store
Speaker 3: for Apple Vision proces.
Speaker 1: You have to use it their own.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just have to use it in Safari. But someone,
Speaker 3: like an indie developer made a YouTube app that you
Speaker 3: can download and just have it so you don't have
Speaker 3: to go to YouTube dot com every single time, which
Speaker 3: is cool. So someone will probably figure out a way
Speaker 3: to like cloudstream Fortnite to this in the next two
Speaker 3: weeks because you can also download like the Steam app
Speaker 3: and play all your Steam games with the controllers. So
Speaker 3: it's like pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure because is it YouTube owned by Google,
Speaker 2: So I'm pretty sure YouTube probably doesn't want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just Apple has such an awful relationship with
Speaker 3: all of their developers anyways, like they're they like I
Speaker 3: think it's like they take like fifty seven sins per
Speaker 3: dollar transaction, so like app developers, that might be like,
Speaker 3: I think you have to if you don't make fifty
Speaker 3: seven since per transaction, you actually lose money.
Speaker 4: Tackle.
Speaker 3: It might be like thirty three or thirty seven since
Speaker 3: per dollar, which is fucking cool.
Speaker 1: Crazy, It's so funny.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to watch that video of the guy
Speaker 4: at the wedding whereas nuts pop out.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's like the best video of all time. Challenge
Speaker 3: what's crazy? Well start it here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's crazy is like, uh, because it takes videos
Speaker 4: in three D, right, so like moments like that in
Speaker 4: the future will be captured where you can like see
Speaker 4: the nuts, like they'll like jump out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll like flot towards you like three D. And
Speaker 3: this is the first thing I've used where the three
Speaker 3: D is actually really good. Like the three D glasses
Speaker 3: and the three D TVs we had were so busted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I remember or I don't remember last
Speaker 1: night when you let me use it and like sit
Speaker 1: in like the Salt Flats thing. It actually was freaking
Speaker 1: out because I was like, damn, I do want one,
Speaker 1: like I do want one now, but I just wouldn't
Speaker 1: find any use for it. But I will say, like
Speaker 1: sitting and watching TV on it was so insane.
Speaker 2: I saw somebody who did a review on TikTok and
Speaker 2: they like they immediately were getting like red marks around
Speaker 2: their face. What's crazy is this is going to like
Speaker 2: change the form of people's faces because our faces are
Speaker 2: like so I think, like mouldible.
Speaker 1: And it's fully going to like change the shape of
Speaker 1: your past.
Speaker 4: Because isn't that the whole thing with mewing, Like if
Speaker 4: you're a kid and you do it, it actually can
Speaker 4: affect your face.
Speaker 3: We watched this mewing documentary. It was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Need to finish that.
Speaker 3: The dad or the son of the father literally like
Speaker 3: has this he like invented the technique or popular popularized it.
Speaker 3: But the dad, so the grandfather, the old fucking man,
Speaker 3: was literally experimenting on his children. So he was like yeah,
Speaker 3: and he was like, okay, this one mewed right, and
Speaker 3: they have a successful career. This one mewed, Okay, they
Speaker 3: have a semi successful career. This one didn't mewe at all,
Speaker 3: and like our techniques kind of sucked. And he's like beaten,
Speaker 3: ugly and like has an awful career and he just
Speaker 3: like went through like how like mewing completely like changes
Speaker 3: people's lives, like.
Speaker 1: Fully just experimenting on their kids to perfect the art
Speaker 1: of mewing.
Speaker 2: And it's called the Open and their whole thing was
Speaker 2: that the grandparents, like the older couple, feel like they
Speaker 2: grew up relatively normal because they had like narrow and
Speaker 2: long faces, and they wanted to see that if their
Speaker 2: kids kids were more structure like structured faced people, if
Speaker 2: they their lives would be different. And it kind of
Speaker 2: proved a point because literally, the guy who coins mewing
Speaker 2: online is super fucking successful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he has like a crazy practice and like
Speaker 3: also all like orthodontists in the world fucking hate him
Speaker 3: and think his like they like try to constantly destroy
Speaker 3: him and bring him down because like, if you have
Speaker 3: kids mewing from a young age, they won't need orthodontics
Speaker 3: later in life. And like, part it's partly that and
Speaker 3: also like his orthodontic practices are like so cutting edge
Speaker 3: and different that like, and he has the keys to
Speaker 3: the knowledge, so he's not going to teach this shit out,
Speaker 3: So it's like proprietary technology that like, so he's stealing
Speaker 3: all these clients from everyone.
Speaker 2: It literally has a he makes a thing to put
Speaker 2: in kids' mouths to help them form like mewing techniques. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like it's not like him explaining it to children, like
Speaker 2: he was showing we really had to finish it because
Speaker 2: I want to know exactly what happened, because they were
Speaker 2: making it seem like they were like orthodontics fucking hate me.
Speaker 2: Like when I go to dinner parties, I do not
Speaker 2: say what the fuck I do because it starts bad
Speaker 2: conversations with other people who work in dentistry because he's
Speaker 2: just anti classic techniques because he thinks like he is
Speaker 2: kind of against brace's, it was seeming because braces will
Speaker 2: pull your your job back and then further your necessity
Speaker 2: for orthodontists because you want to fix those kind of things,
Speaker 2: so you go to whatever. It was so weird because
Speaker 2: he literally has like a little contraction and the dad
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, you know, the first one I made
Speaker 2: didn't really work, and one of them mentioned like a
Speaker 2: shock or an alarm, and me Andrew were like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck was happening in that house?
Speaker 3: They were like Frankie signing that kid do this new
Speaker 3: mewing technique that I found is where you suck like
Speaker 3: a lot of dick so you give like a lot
Speaker 3: of head and it apparently like makes your face shape
Speaker 3: really good, So like you need to get on it,
Speaker 3: and you need to get on it. I'm the only
Speaker 3: person with the penis in the house right now, so like,
Speaker 3: y'all like get to it. Like, apparently it's really good
Speaker 3: for your face shape.
Speaker 1: You gon to let him say that about you. He said,
Speaker 1: he's the only person.
Speaker 4: I've noticed a lot of, you know, bone development in
Speaker 4: my face. So I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I disagree. You think it's working.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like giving Drew the type of head where
Speaker 4: he has to wipe his ass after.
Speaker 3: Yeah, period, period. So let's talk about it. Let's talk
Speaker 3: about how both Enya and Kai abandon me at the
Speaker 3: fucking airport. Oh my god, I cannot believe I have
Speaker 3: awful friends in my life. Like I was just it
Speaker 3: was literally so scary, wet and cold, Like I was
Speaker 3: so cold and frail and little and like brittle, and
Speaker 3: it was just so scary for me.
Speaker 2: And like that's how I used to feel at the
Speaker 2: beginning of always having to take a car home. I
Speaker 2: was always like, Wow, this is so awful, but for me,
Speaker 2: I'm just better. So it gave me the sense of
Speaker 2: inde pendance where I was just like I can get
Speaker 2: myself home now I don't need to rely on other
Speaker 2: people because I'm an independent woman.
Speaker 3: Well, it takes a village to raise something like me,
Speaker 3: and I just don't have that I thought I had.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will say, I forget your seventeen. So I
Speaker 1: would be scared and alone at the airport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was really scary. It was honestly dangerous.
Speaker 3: I actually fucking drewski was on my flight, which is
Speaker 3: so late. Yeah, I wanted to go up to him
Speaker 3: and take a picture with him to like put on here.
Speaker 3: But I was so scared of him, Like I was
Speaker 3: like so scared that he would like body me and
Speaker 3: be like absolutely not. And I don't know how to
Speaker 3: approach people like that and be like can I get
Speaker 3: a picture? Like I don't. I just don't know how to.
Speaker 3: I don't know how. I don't think I've.
Speaker 1: Ever asked anybody for a picture, so I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have insert the Tyler the Creator picture in video,
Speaker 3: But you.
Speaker 2: Didn't even ask for that, You just like did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like went up he like pointed at me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a vibe. It was a whole fucking vibe.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I was so brittle. It was scary. It
Speaker 3: was after a turbulent flight too, and I was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I have my friends to rely on
Speaker 3: to get me through this hard time. And they just
Speaker 3: abandoned me. And it was scary. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was at the mall, so it was fucking it.
Speaker 4: I looked at the time and it said an hour
Speaker 4: and fifteen minutes because the trees were falling.
Speaker 2: Down because there was night and you had to go
Speaker 2: through fucking a tornado to get there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had to pick up a friend from the airport already.
Speaker 2: Also, that would have been the third day in the row.
Speaker 2: I was at the airport. Not a chance someone like me.
Speaker 2: I'm sustainable. I'm just like, wow this.
Speaker 1: Kind of day.
Speaker 3: And they were driving my car.
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Actually, I was driving my rental. I have a rental, guys,
Speaker 2: because I don't have a car. I don't have a
Speaker 2: freaking car. I need a car really bad. I need
Speaker 2: someone to give me a car, like I need somebody
Speaker 2: to just I need to win a car and like
Speaker 2: some sort of radio show or something because I can't
Speaker 2: decide on a car.
Speaker 3: Was that documentary Don't take your hands off the car
Speaker 3: or whatever?
Speaker 1: Hands on a hard body yeah, that's you need to
Speaker 1: don't take your hands off that car. That's where I
Speaker 1: almost said, beauty beast. Okay, I'm like actually having a stroke.
Speaker 2: Well, the other night, I genuinely before I went to sleep,
Speaker 2: I had a crazy heart rate and I couldn't breathe
Speaker 2: and I was so out of breath and I was
Speaker 2: trying to talk and I couldn't talk, and I actually
Speaker 2: thought I was having a stroke. And I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: oh my god, all the puff bar, all the jewel,
Speaker 2: all the smoking is catching up to me in this moment.
Speaker 1: I'm literally about to pass away. And guess what I did.
Speaker 1: I still took it into my puff bar and went
Speaker 1: the fuck to sleep because I was like, what am
Speaker 1: I gonna do? Like, I can't stop it now. If
Speaker 1: it's already catching up to me, I might as well
Speaker 1: keep pushing.
Speaker 4: Do you.
Speaker 1: Or no?
Speaker 2: This at this point it's literally just an oral fixation,
Speaker 2: like this thing does What does that mean?
Speaker 1: That's what you wish I had for you?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: It's I just I can't stop putting.
Speaker 3: Things in my mouth period.
Speaker 2: But yeah, uh it does literally nothing for me. It's
Speaker 2: just my baba, Like it is like it's my past fire.
Speaker 1: I just need it.
Speaker 3: Can we wrap this up because I need to go
Speaker 3: use my Apple Vision.
Speaker 1: Bro, are you serious? We haven't even been going for
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: That is twenty minutes too long. Yeah exactly, Like I
Speaker 3: need to get back there. You know what's freaking out.
Speaker 2: Is the data collection on that is probably fucking insane
Speaker 2: because every time you put it on, the cameras are
Speaker 2: on and they're collecting everything, Like.
Speaker 3: They scan your retinas and you unlock it with your retina,
Speaker 3: Like I don't have to type in a pass code
Speaker 3: when I get in there.
Speaker 1: It literally like Fortnite.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, but I realize we're Mark Jacob's barbies. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: we uh. We got flown out to New York just
Speaker 3: something like like and interviewed a bunch of celebrities that
Speaker 3: like actually really liked us and like wanted to like
Speaker 3: know more about us. Sofia Coppola recorded me on her
Speaker 3: vlog camera. It was just like it was just like
Speaker 3: a big moment for Yeah. No, I was shitty.
Speaker 1: See she is the one person in all those videos
Speaker 1: that I like it.
Speaker 3: I think it was our first one.
Speaker 2: Very rarely get starstruck, and I knew we had gotten
Speaker 2: a list of everybody we were going to be interviewing
Speaker 2: at the show, so I knew I was gonna see her,
Speaker 2: and I didn't think anything of it. Of Course, i'd
Speaker 2: like adore her to the fucking bone, but I really
Speaker 2: didn't have a second thought about meeting her because I
Speaker 2: don't usually get starstruck. It didn't help that she was
Speaker 2: the first person we interviewed of the day.
Speaker 1: We had just gotten there and immediately the.
Speaker 2: Team was like, hey, uh, you want to just get
Speaker 2: your interview with Sofia over with.
Speaker 1: I me and you, like, I don't eve think we
Speaker 1: had a at each other.
Speaker 3: You can literally visibly see me shaking in the clip,
Speaker 3: like I was literally like stimming and rocking back and forth.
Speaker 3: I was shitting fucking bricks because she's literally like gooded,
Speaker 3: Like she's literally top twenty director, top fifteen director all time,
Speaker 3: if not top ten all fucking time. She's literally one
Speaker 3: of my heroes. And then there was Chloe, Miss Chloe
Speaker 3: seven year.
Speaker 1: We literally I like it was, I was so.
Speaker 3: So scary, like like she.
Speaker 1: Just had more important. These people work to me until
Speaker 1: that moment exact really dark exactly because they're.
Speaker 2: All people who obviously, I feel like I've even spoken
Speaker 2: about how much I adore Chloe on the podcast, but again,
Speaker 2: I didn't think anything of it.
Speaker 1: I felt like my mom was about to punish me.
Speaker 3: She just has like this aura, like this energy around
Speaker 3: her that like it's it's like the Playboy CARDI aura
Speaker 3: where like people are making jokes online, like he just
Speaker 3: has aura that like people are attracted to.
Speaker 2: Universary, Happy, beloved and every.
Speaker 3: It's literally like that time's fifty thousand for me, Like
Speaker 3: it was so spooky, and like I don't belong next
Speaker 3: to her, like I don't belong in the same room
Speaker 3: as her, Like I make poop jokes for living, so
Speaker 3: like honestly, like even getting to share those like very
Speaker 3: few little words with her was like very special and
Speaker 3: magical to me, and like, uh, it was very very amazing.
Speaker 3: And she also is one of my goats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so awesome.
Speaker 3: Who else did we do?
Speaker 1: Debbie Harry?
Speaker 3: Debbie Harry, which she was insane, which.
Speaker 2: Was she could not read our vibe, which makes sense,
Speaker 2: Like it's also shocking when people, I guess it makes
Speaker 2: sense when people see us and immediately think.
Speaker 1: We're a couple.
Speaker 2: But she was the first person ever that we interacted with,
Speaker 2: and that was one of her first questions.
Speaker 1: She was like, are you guys a couple or something?
Speaker 1: And that kind of caught me off guard because no
Speaker 1: one ever asks us that. I feel like people just
Speaker 1: assume it and keep it pushing. And when she asks that,
Speaker 1: I feel like it, we gave a funny response actually no,
Speaker 1: it got caught, but we were literally like, no, we've
Speaker 1: just been friends for like a really long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I asked Dakota Fanning if she was
Speaker 3: or not if she was Coraline. I was like, why
Speaker 3: are we not talking about you being Coraline? Like you're
Speaker 3: literally Coraline, like Coreline Duff And she really liked that.
Speaker 2: She was the nicest person on the planet. Everybody was like,
Speaker 2: fucking awesome, And that was a.
Speaker 1: Sweet experience and I hope we get to do it
Speaker 1: a cat.
Speaker 2: Oh did you see the edit that made me cry?
Speaker 2: I cried to a Fortnite edit, so I think I
Speaker 2: really need to I haven't been playing as much because
Speaker 2: this was This was crazy, the fact that this made
Speaker 2: me cry. We don't have to play the whole thing
Speaker 2: because it'll get copyrighted. About the show jur did you
Speaker 2: see my close friend's story, Kai, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think I saw it. Fuck, I'll show.
Speaker 1: You too, but we're gonna have to cut it.
Speaker 2: You know why it made me cry because multiple things. One,
Speaker 2: I fully do use Fortnite as an escape from my
Speaker 2: reality and to disappear. Also that like fucking feed Bridger song,
Speaker 2: you could put any clip to that and.
Speaker 1: I will be crying.
Speaker 2: It's that in some other fucking song that's really big
Speaker 2: on TikTok. There's like a few songs that you could
Speaker 2: put any clip to it and if you edit it nicely,
Speaker 2: a mass crying will be ensuing. But it was making
Speaker 2: me freak out and like start to tear up because One,
Speaker 2: I have such an emotional connection to Fortnite, which is
Speaker 2: kind of embarrassing. But I have so many good memories
Speaker 2: of playing with my friends, and I got really close
Speaker 2: to a lot of friends, especially my friends who live
Speaker 2: in New York and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's a way for us.
Speaker 2: I'm not good at texting and like calling and things
Speaker 2: of that nature, so that's the only way I really
Speaker 2: keep in touch with those people, which is really nice
Speaker 2: because it's a way for me to almost hang out
Speaker 2: with them and then it was freaking me out because
Speaker 2: that same feeling is what I felt growing up, Like
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed to go out, Like I lived a
Speaker 2: very strict teenage life, so I wasn't allowed to go out,
Speaker 2: and I had to make all these connections through the
Speaker 2: Internet with like you guys and everybody, and then it
Speaker 2: literally it's gonna make me cry again. It started to
Speaker 2: make me feel so like untimental because there's so many
Speaker 2: kids who probably feel that about Fortnite, like me wrong
Speaker 2: over that it's crazy, but like I don't know, like
Speaker 2: it's so insane to me. How Like I think about
Speaker 2: how before those kind of things, there were probably so
Speaker 2: many kids who weren't allowed to go outside, whether it
Speaker 2: be strict parents or you have parents who work late,
Speaker 2: and like you just don't have the accessibility to go
Speaker 2: out and engage in social ways.
Speaker 1: Things like Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Although yeah, whatever brain brought blah blahlah blah, but Fortnite TikTok.
Speaker 2: All these Internet used platforms make it so much easier
Speaker 2: for kids to connect and people in general to connect.
Speaker 2: And that's what was freaking me out because.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, why does Fortnite? Why
Speaker 1: is it so important to me.
Speaker 2: But that's literally why is because it just it does
Speaker 2: the same thing for me that it felt when we
Speaker 2: would find someone like Sky or Launa or somebody on
Speaker 2: the internet and you become really attached to this thing
Speaker 2: and you become obsessed with it, and then through that
Speaker 2: you find community.
Speaker 3: That's literally what Modern Warfare too did. They're like my
Speaker 3: generation of kids. It's like that's why so many people
Speaker 3: are so attached to that game and like fiend for
Speaker 3: that feeling again, is because it literally like created communities
Speaker 3: and it like phase clan og like in the Modern
Speaker 3: Warfare two Black Ops to Black Ops two era. Like
Speaker 3: that's why like young boys are so obsessed with video
Speaker 3: games is and like still arts because we like chase
Speaker 3: that fucking feeling And that's why I buy every single
Speaker 3: Call of Duty and it fucking sucks every single time,
Speaker 3: but like I make friends on there, like it's a vibe.
Speaker 3: It's so fun.
Speaker 1: Like I literally love Fortnite.
Speaker 2: I actually do think I need to, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like I've been smoking too much and it's not. It's
Speaker 2: literally Fortnite has become my puff bar. Like it doesn't
Speaker 2: give me the same head rush it used to. Actually
Speaker 2: recently playing with like you, Mason and Violin and everybody
Speaker 2: on stream.
Speaker 1: That's been really fun and it's kind.
Speaker 2: Of given it a new life because I do think
Speaker 2: I want to start streaming more and that makes it
Speaker 2: more fun because I'm getting back to like the community
Speaker 2: aspect of what games can be. But also it's freaking
Speaker 2: me out because there was obviously this idea growing up.
Speaker 2: I feel like all of us experiences, there was such
Speaker 2: a harsh idea of video games being this isolating experience,
Speaker 2: and now so many video games have so much community
Speaker 2: because of the Internet, so it's kind of like a
Speaker 2: different landscape. Like I wasn't playing Crash Bandicoot or like
Speaker 2: Sly Cooper and all those games with anybody but my siblings,
Speaker 2: and now you can play all these games with a
Speaker 2: bunch of people, and it's really crazy. And yeah, it
Speaker 2: made me cry because I just thought about, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's literally some ten year old out there who gets
Speaker 2: home and every day plays with their best friend from
Speaker 2: school and that's their way of still keeping up, and
Speaker 2: that's probably it. I don't know, it's like so interesting
Speaker 2: to think of something as stupid as Fortnite making room
Speaker 2: for emotional connection. For children, because it's so hard to
Speaker 2: make connections in person at school and things like that,
Speaker 2: because you're at school and there's people around, and I
Speaker 2: can only imagine there's so many people who really form
Speaker 2: intimate bomb with the people that they love by playing
Speaker 2: like a stupid game and just chatting, and somehow it
Speaker 2: like can turn into serious conversation. Like I have many
Speaker 2: serious conversations on Fortnite wh I'm catching up with somebody
Speaker 2: and we're like talking about something serious, but we're still
Speaker 2: being stupid and I'm like emoting on a ten year
Speaker 2: old who I killed.
Speaker 1: So it's pretty awesome if you ask me, that is.
Speaker 4: I can't think of anything else that allows like two
Speaker 4: straight men to catch up for two and a half
Speaker 4: hours over the phone.
Speaker 1: No, literally, it's so Fortnite.
Speaker 2: It's like one of the only things. I guess, no,
Speaker 2: because even like with TikTok and stuff, you could build
Speaker 2: community and like quote unquote relations by sending tiktoks back
Speaker 2: and forth, but you don't really get any communication out
Speaker 2: of that. But Fortnite gives me that, And thank you Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Why do I not have an Epic Games brand deal yet? Like, seriously,
Speaker 2: I mentioned Fortnite all the fucking time, like characters Fortnite skin,
Speaker 2: I like, I actually play publicly. That's why I'm gonna
Speaker 2: start streaming so I could get a skin. But that's
Speaker 2: not gonna fucking happen. That's literally never gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I never say never, I will never.
Speaker 1: They never will fight fight too, and yeah that's my story.
Speaker 2: And then I did put on that song on the
Speaker 2: airplane and I started actually sobbing because it's my seasonal
Speaker 2: depression era, and I sobbed on the plane thinking about
Speaker 2: very very dark things that I won't be saying.
Speaker 1: I just really won't say them. But yeah, I got
Speaker 1: back home and I've been able to disassociate from those feelings.
Speaker 1: So that's good news. I'm running.
Speaker 2: I'm really.
Speaker 3: As fuck as soon as b day. It was good.
Speaker 3: I'm super glad I did it. It was super fucking
Speaker 3: cute and honestly, like Madeline is such a good fucking mom.
Speaker 3: It literally blows my mind. Like she had like invited
Speaker 3: like thirty people over almost every single person showed up
Speaker 3: for them, and it was just like so cute, like
Speaker 3: the relationships Madelin's built, and also like this isn't me
Speaker 3: saying like this needs to happen. But I think she's
Speaker 3: done such a good job at allowing people in and
Speaker 3: allowing people to care for Luna, and I think that's honestly,
Speaker 3: like very very important. And I know a lot of
Speaker 3: people that like kind of just want to do it
Speaker 3: all on their own and like don't want people in
Speaker 3: their kids' life. But like, girl like that kid, like
Speaker 3: they need those experiences. They need the good, bad and ugly.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I just like love the way
Speaker 3: they parent Madeline and Steven, and like I love the
Speaker 3: party they threw and it was so special being there
Speaker 3: for her, and like fucking Madden was telling me that,
Speaker 3: like they were on FaceTime with Bayla and Jared and
Speaker 3: like randomly, Bayla is just like, uh, Like they were
Speaker 3: talking about Luna's birthday coming up and that I was
Speaker 3: going for her first birthday and Baylor was like, why
Speaker 3: wasn't Dre at my birthday? And like I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: oh God. She's like at that age where she like
Speaker 3: olds grudges.
Speaker 2: Literally, I fuck with Bayla, Bayla, I fuck with you.
Speaker 3: Bayless stands on business.
Speaker 1: Bayla's literally four and will never listen to this. And
Speaker 1: she shouldn't.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I was really sweet. It was strawberry theme.
Speaker 3: I took pictures of the whole time. We got to
Speaker 3: get Luna a vision pro Yeah, we got to put
Speaker 3: her in there immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we start adapting her to the world.
Speaker 3: See, that's that's what we need to start doing. Instead
Speaker 3: of iPads, are vision prosy. Yeah, and put just straight
Speaker 3: out of birth so they live inside of like augmented
Speaker 3: or spatial computing. And it'll be a fucking vibe.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be so jarring in like two years when
Speaker 2: you go to a restaurant and there's a family at
Speaker 2: the table and all the teenagers or ten year olds
Speaker 2: of that family are sitting at the dining table out
Speaker 2: of public restaurant wearing their vision pros. I will personally,
Speaker 2: and yes I will be going to jail for this,
Speaker 2: but I will personally be ripping it off of their
Speaker 2: head and smatching them on the ground. Wow, I don't
Speaker 2: believe in that, and take that away from your baby.
Speaker 3: My unethical life experiment that if like ethics weren't a thing,
Speaker 3: and I had a limited funding and there were no
Speaker 3: Moralds where good or bad, I would take a baby
Speaker 3: that was first born and just pump it full of
Speaker 3: LSD and molly and drugs and like from the time
Speaker 3: it is one years old to the time it is
Speaker 3: eighteen years old, and just see what happens to them.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it would survive. It might die.
Speaker 3: No, like if you like dose it out correctly where
Speaker 3: they're not like micro do it? Yeah or no? Like
Speaker 3: macrodoses constantly for eighteen years, Like God, would the kid
Speaker 3: go to school in your Like No, it would live
Speaker 3: inside of a shell and it would raise itself essentially,
Speaker 3: like it would be put in there and like like
Speaker 3: for the first few years of its life, like it
Speaker 3: would be fed. But that's what I want to know,
Speaker 3: Like what would happen if a fucking baby was literally
Speaker 3: put in a fucking dome where it had to raise
Speaker 3: itself and like fin for itself. After like two years
Speaker 3: after it like got on its feet, Like what what happened?
Speaker 3: See it's mine? I know you're thinking. Or would it
Speaker 3: like just become this like omnipotent being that sees on
Speaker 3: sees Oh it's raining again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I asked it too, because I know you didn't
Speaker 1: get to see some of the rains, so it just
Speaker 1: made that happen. I was like, the landslides and the
Speaker 1: hills weren't enough. My girl needs terror.
Speaker 3: I need a earthquake.
Speaker 1: I need.
Speaker 3: Can you give me earthquake? What are you gonna give
Speaker 3: to me devastation?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you earthquake. I'll get you an earthquake.
Speaker 3: I need, like I need the nuke to go off.
Speaker 1: I want like an earthquake simulator.
Speaker 2: Like, if I had enough money, I would just get
Speaker 2: an earthquake simulator attached to my home. So if I
Speaker 2: have kids, every time they're bad, the house is gonna
Speaker 2: shake and it's an earthquake.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, see, God, you're not happy with you.
Speaker 3: When you're bad. God shakes the house.
Speaker 2: When you're When you're bad, God causes destruction and you
Speaker 2: shouldn't do that again.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait there was one. Oh I wanted to show
Speaker 3: kay this because I just like was sitting in it
Speaker 3: and I thought about it and it literally sent shivers
Speaker 3: down my spine. How fucking gross this chair has gotten?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what's crazy is that it really does show
Speaker 4: like where your ass cheeks are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is literally melting and conforming to my body
Speaker 3: in like real time. I want to insert that video,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna sing this song so we don't get copyrighted. Okay,
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 4: I think the copyright my.
Speaker 3: Clock, my clock, that it sounded that good. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: A lot of people, a lot of people say, oh,
Speaker 3: drew your voice, fucking sucks, you can't sing. Well, put
Speaker 3: it into a time speed and then tell me it sounds.
Speaker 2: That's everybody on this planet only me. How do you
Speaker 2: think Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Speaker 1: Had a job?
Speaker 3: Think about that?
Speaker 1: My day?
Speaker 2: You were like girls, girls think they're crazy, and oh
Speaker 2: I can fix him, but you're the crazier than him.
Speaker 3: I saw. I saw a lot of conversations where they
Speaker 3: were like, I don't know what just happened or why
Speaker 3: they reacted like that. It's because I flopped like it
Speaker 3: was because it was like poorly timed. It sucked, like
Speaker 3: I stammered and stumbled on my joke. It was just
Speaker 3: not a funny fucking thing to say, and it just
Speaker 3: freaked us all out. So we had to run out
Speaker 3: of frame. I just wanted to explain that real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I couldn't believe people couldn't catch that. It's weird,
Speaker 1: Like what planet are you living on? Are you serious
Speaker 1: right now? Right right?
Speaker 3: Well, I wrote a bunch of notes for this week
Speaker 3: for something else, but I don't I can't talk about them,
Speaker 3: so Hoefully next week I can talk about them. But
Speaker 3: what I'll say is that a lot of people have
Speaker 3: been saying I look like Conan Gray recently.
Speaker 1: I No, I don't think anyone said that.
Speaker 3: Like it's uncanny how closely similar we are, and we're
Speaker 3: both like very beautiful people, and I can see it.
Speaker 2: I can definitely say that about him, but I'm not
Speaker 2: seeing the correlation.
Speaker 3: I just I feel like that's my twin. I just
Speaker 3: feel like that's my twin, my long last twin.
Speaker 2: Well, I was getting freaked out because I keep watching
Speaker 2: I was starting to watch like Keith Leave videos and
Speaker 2: now my.
Speaker 1: Whole time just become insane foods.
Speaker 3: When I was in Texas, I literally stopped Keith Lee
Speaker 3: for like like five months worth of videos. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just went down a crazy rabbit hole. Humans are
Speaker 1: so fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Like food is so funny to me because we needed
Speaker 2: it for necessity. At what point did we start getting
Speaker 2: freaky with it? Like I know in the nineteen thirties
Speaker 2: we had weird, nasty gelatinous, fucking weird ass American.
Speaker 3: I though that sounds so good too.
Speaker 1: No, I want that thiss ham and fucking banana on.
Speaker 3: Ironically, I want jello with like hot dogs cut up
Speaker 3: inside of it, like I think it would taste good,
Speaker 3: like it's the tech, Like the jello just tastes like
Speaker 3: dog bone.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I think it's because they hadn't figured out Red forty yet,
Speaker 2: so they were getting really bored and they were trying
Speaker 2: to make something happens. And then once we found Red forty, bitch,
Speaker 2: we ran with that. Like it is actually insane, the
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 3: Concocurran so far with Red forty that we made Blue
Speaker 3: thirty and Green twenty and Yellow seventy six.
Speaker 4: Honestly, respect you for doubling down.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, yeah, well it's crazy the concoctions that I
Speaker 2: see on my fucking timeline, man, Like it.
Speaker 1: Actually freaks me out. Every three days, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like a new food business starts up and they
Speaker 2: are just like, how can we put so much hot
Speaker 2: food in this white styrofoam to go plate that it
Speaker 2: will concave on itself when somebody picks it up, Like
Speaker 2: the beginning Macaroni Chicken hot chips, like mixing every cultural
Speaker 2: identity into one plate. It's like, then we'll put on top,
Speaker 2: and then we'll put tomatoes, and then we'll put red fordy.
Speaker 3: Should I put them onto some game? Real quick? Like
Speaker 3: I have a wonderful idea that is going to make someone.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to know.
Speaker 2: With the verbiage of claiming it's wonderful, what is your wonderful?
Speaker 3: It'll change the world, Like someone will make millions, if
Speaker 3: not billions, of dollars off this idea. I want to
Speaker 3: start an emoji restaurant.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you using the adjective wonderful talking about
Speaker 2: emoji restaurant since we moved to l A first real
Speaker 2: bits in the front group because he would sit us
Speaker 2: all down and be like okay.
Speaker 1: So you get to the restaurant and the menu is
Speaker 1: all emojis.
Speaker 3: It's all emojis. You point at the emoji food that
Speaker 3: you want and it comes out and it's shaped like
Speaker 3: the It's genius is like the selfie Museum or like
Speaker 3: the ice cream Museum.
Speaker 1: I will say, We've always given this to you. I
Speaker 1: could see it doing really well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would eat down people would eat down. No,
Speaker 3: but the beginning of the end for like Fusion Foods
Speaker 3: was the sushi burrito. I think that caused a rift,
Speaker 3: that that split us into such a dark direction.
Speaker 2: I will agree, I've actually never had a sushi burrito,
Speaker 2: Like if she felt very wrong because it's so.
Speaker 3: Huge, someone made a sushi pizza yet I guarantee it.
Speaker 3: Look that ship up on TikTok and there's a fucking
Speaker 3: sushi pizza on there, like I'm gonna lose my god.
Speaker 2: It's always like when it's that kind of fusion, when
Speaker 2: people are fusing sushi with something, it's always like very
Speaker 2: americanized sushi, like it's always a California roll or like
Speaker 2: a spicy tempora.
Speaker 3: They literally did it fu my baby Daddy, like my
Speaker 3: baby daddy Ski.
Speaker 1: When you see me and you're trying to see what's
Speaker 1: up and up in the club Ski, and I know
Speaker 1: what's up Sky.
Speaker 2: As bad as I thought it was gonna be, That's
Speaker 2: not like I was imagining somebody actually mixing like pizza Pizza.
Speaker 3: With pizza Pizza Bay. Hey, Pizza Bay, you my Pizza Bay.
Speaker 2: Were you a little Caesar's or like the Dominoes of
Speaker 2: Papa John's House Dominoes yeah, Dominoes, But I grew up
Speaker 2: and now I'm a PJ.
Speaker 3: I fly for private on PJ as.
Speaker 2: I was just asking because I feel like, you know
Speaker 2: exactly where some these family was at financially during.
Speaker 1: The during the recession, based on what they had. Bitch,
Speaker 1: we ran up Little Caesars. Little Caesars made if you
Speaker 1: bought if you bought stock from Little Caesars after two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight, my family would have made that stock worthwhile.
Speaker 1: How much pizza? You know?
Speaker 4: People born in twenty ten or twenty three.
Speaker 3: Now, really I hate that.
Speaker 2: I genuinely was like, oh my god, because I was
Speaker 2: thinking the other day that kids born in fucking tooth.
Speaker 1: My sibling is one of them. That bitch is fifteen
Speaker 1: was born Oh oh my god, she turned sixteen this year.
Speaker 1: She was born in like two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3: Mean thanks hearing during the recession, like shake up, really
Speaker 3: fucking rough. I had to stop flying private. I had
Speaker 3: to fucking fly business class to fly to New York
Speaker 3: to get Scars pizza. Like that was how down bad
Speaker 3: we were, Like it was fucked up when we were hungry,
Speaker 3: Like we used to just rent a private jet go
Speaker 3: to fucking Italy. Get a bullapasta, and then fly fucking
Speaker 3: home like all in the same day. But like we
Speaker 3: were down bad, like it was scary. Oh and like
Speaker 3: we didn't even have the fucking Lamberry guiney eurist to
Speaker 3: pick us up at the airport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually, like, I if that's down bad.
Speaker 3: Are so fucking classes Like it's really scary.
Speaker 2: It Actually, I'm just saying, like I'm I'm almost I'm
Speaker 2: trying to empathize with you and say, although.
Speaker 3: You look at me, don't touch me, yell at me, don't.
Speaker 1: Touch Did you touch me when you yell at me?
Speaker 4: You remember that prank I pulled on you? We're like
Speaker 4: in college, I like befriended you and then I was
Speaker 4: about this really well, I mean, I think it's time.
Speaker 4: I basically befriended Drew. I became really close knit with
Speaker 4: him and his family, and then I killed him and
Speaker 4: then I ended up inheriting his estate.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, did you also drink his cum water?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that was fucking weird. That was
Speaker 3: fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Bust don't have a movie based off of you?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's called what what is it called?
Speaker 4: It's a documentary technically that was a documentary. Yeah, weird.
Speaker 1: Wait, how is he not in jail? How are you
Speaker 1: not in jail?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Technically, didn't kill anybody.
Speaker 3: You just played that led to the court. Please please,
Speaker 3: he's a good person, I swear.
Speaker 1: Oh you went on on defense for him. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's actually beautiful.
Speaker 4: For giving that pile of dirt backshots.
Speaker 3: I actually haven't seen Salt Bay, and I will literally
Speaker 3: never ever fucking see that movie. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: I've heard enough. It's weird to be weird, and I
Speaker 3: don't care if it's your favorite movie, like it's not good,
Speaker 3: I don't care. I'm not watching it. I'm not watching it.
Speaker 3: I'm not watching it.
Speaker 1: That's how you feel about Barbie because you hate women.
Speaker 3: I love women. I literally love that.
Speaker 4: That's not even a joke. He literally does.
Speaker 3: I literally love like I'm obsessed with No, you know
Speaker 3: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Is actually I'm obsessed with women right now.
Speaker 3: I literally like was watching my mom and sister get ready,
Speaker 3: and it like sent me back to when I was
Speaker 3: like twelve years old, when we were all in the
Speaker 3: same bathroom together, and like they were both getting ready
Speaker 3: at the same time and I was watching them get ready,
Speaker 3: and I used to like literally wish so badly I
Speaker 3: had long hair and that I could like choose an
Speaker 3: outfit and do all this shit because I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, like this is such a vibe. And
Speaker 3: I still do it to this day with you and
Speaker 3: then Orian when y'all are getting ready for something and
Speaker 3: going out, like I have so much envy and I
Speaker 3: just like watch you and I like am like I
Speaker 3: wish I could do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is kind of sad that men don't have
Speaker 2: any real ritual for getting ready, because that is one of.
Speaker 1: That's honestly the best part about being girl is makeup
Speaker 1: and hair and curious and whatnot.
Speaker 2: Period and yeah, periods all the blood and the toilet
Speaker 2: down the drain. But it is kind of sad because
Speaker 2: men literally need like twenty minutes to get ready and women.
Speaker 3: And that's a universe experience.
Speaker 2: It's literally like a meditation process for me. Like I
Speaker 2: used to just do my makeup for fun because it
Speaker 2: was meditative, like I just got to disconnect. But now
Speaker 2: I have Fortnite so I don't have to do that
Speaker 2: and I could just sit in my steaky pajamas that
Speaker 2: I've worn for multiple days in a row, but I
Speaker 2: only wear them at night, so it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't feel that dirty.
Speaker 2: And I just get to play Fortnite and rot for
Speaker 2: four hours and then by the time I look up,
Speaker 2: it's dark outside and I haven't eaten and I'm so sad.
Speaker 1: So then I just keep playing.
Speaker 3: Guys, can I tell you something?
Speaker 4: No? Okay, wait, no, what.
Speaker 1: Are you going to say? You can tell don't even
Speaker 1: act like he's not here.
Speaker 4: It was a joking. I was joking me. I always
Speaker 4: want to hear what you have to.
Speaker 1: Say, all right, So it should we get into some media.
Speaker 1: Do you have any syb corners or do you hate us?
Speaker 3: Oh? The moonlanding is fake? I've decided.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's just.
Speaker 3: Like I will die on that hill.
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about this.
Speaker 4: We've talked about the so many times.
Speaker 3: Well, look at the Moonlander. It's garbage. It is a
Speaker 3: pile of garbage.
Speaker 2: Because there's a chance you're being as time goes on.
Speaker 2: It's like we're your parents. Like you feel like you've
Speaker 2: heard the same thing from your parents one hundred times,
Speaker 2: but they're just trying to make sure that you're on
Speaker 2: the right track. Because when you're not around your parents.
Speaker 2: You're hearing all that propaganda that the moon landing was real,
Speaker 2: and we just want to reassure you that that ship
Speaker 2: was not fucking.
Speaker 3: Real like prolap. You said prolapse, butthole.
Speaker 1: I did not say that, not even close to what
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: You're just like remembering what it's like to have your
Speaker 2: vision pro on and what you were looking at.
Speaker 1: But that's not anywhere here. We're in real life right now.
Speaker 4: You downloaded the pink sock.
Speaker 3: App Yeah it was a bathtub girl. What is it
Speaker 3: that one?
Speaker 1: Oh the girl peeing in her own mouth.
Speaker 3: Like spring ship into their own thing. Tub girl, girl,
Speaker 3: shout out, tub girl? Did you know that girl?
Speaker 1: Shoutout? Girl? Who ate her tampon?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we need to bring her fucking back.
Speaker 3: She's are on a Grande's little sister.
Speaker 4: No one knew that they're making a Lemon Party, but
Speaker 4: it's like an A twenty four movie. You're doing like
Speaker 4: a remake of Lemon Party.
Speaker 1: I believe you. I literally believe they would. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: will literally buy any.
Speaker 4: Ship, Like after Marcel the show, they're going down.
Speaker 3: Where's annoying Orange A twenty four?
Speaker 4: I swear to god, it's there that's coming.
Speaker 2: They have that motherfucker were crazy, like the yellow of
Speaker 2: the teeth of annoying Olo of Annoying Orange was insane.
Speaker 3: Was the only one that wanted to fuck that little orange.
Speaker 3: Oh so Timothy challow May gets the fuck a peach.
Speaker 3: But I can't fuck annoying Orange.
Speaker 2: I guess you can, but you have to court him first,
Speaker 2: and he's really freaking annoying.
Speaker 1: So I don't even know if you're willing to go
Speaker 1: through all that for some coach. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do fucking media.
Speaker 3: It's a wrap Jude sign up Corner of the week.
Speaker 4: Eek e the pH of the Orange juicie.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's literally fucking thirty eight. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Side bitches got beef with other side bitches. Coleslaw versus
Speaker 3: potato salad.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: And yeah, you need to stop forcing a Kuchi print
Speaker 3: if you're Kuci bony, it's bony.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, don't don't even putting that on you.
Speaker 3: I'm not putting that on on me, bitch.
Speaker 2: I'll serve cameltoe and the roughest par of jeans you've
Speaker 2: ever seen in your fucking.
Speaker 3: Life, and it eats every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my cuci literally eats up my fucking clothing. Don't
Speaker 1: play with me.
Speaker 3: This was me for the first three or four years
Speaker 3: living in LA Somebody in a twin bed right now
Speaker 3: posting I'm tired of sleeping alone, like they got room
Speaker 3: for another motherfucker. That was literally me, except I was
Speaker 3: never alone.
Speaker 1: Also, your twin bed was my ex's old mattress.
Speaker 3: And I still used his pillow to this day. And
Speaker 3: it's yellow as fuck and it's my classic pillow.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: No, I was just so, I was so like I
Speaker 3: still am that I took like a quarter inch mattress
Speaker 3: pad and use it as my mattress for three years, like,
Speaker 3: and I didn't buy it.
Speaker 4: I just lived dreaming. Like he's this goddamn headset.
Speaker 1: I know what he decides to splurge on is fucking crazy,
Speaker 1: but honestly this is I'll say yes to this work.
Speaker 3: I save my fucking money. I saved my money. Who
Speaker 3: want to come over tonight in playhouse? If you're ugly,
Speaker 3: you got to be the roach. I saw that means, Enya,
Speaker 3: you're the roach.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, But I live here, so I'm not coming over.
Speaker 3: I'm just like here, oh.
Speaker 4: Here, we go.
Speaker 3: This is a going to end on I've been sleeping
Speaker 3: on myself. I'm up now wow wompom all right, I
Speaker 3: got my media out if you want me to go,
Speaker 3: if you want to go, I'm gonna go first.
Speaker 4: You got your meat out?
Speaker 1: Hell broh.
Speaker 2: My media of the week is the Mick g album
Speaker 2: that's like not out yet. I guess when this episode
Speaker 2: comes out, that's gonna be out. But I've been listening
Speaker 2: to the singles that are out on that, like how
Speaker 2: Many Miles and Candy and that's pretty freaking a good.
Speaker 3: Pretty Lana del Rey from the Grammys.
Speaker 1: I know, Oh my god, we need to talk about that.
Speaker 2: I literally cried, she needs to win. Y'all are literally
Speaker 2: fucking bullying her. Why do you keep nominating her if
Speaker 2: you're not gonna give her her fucking flowers.
Speaker 3: It's all these fucking fucking evil Did you see the
Speaker 3: article that came out where it was like like slandering
Speaker 3: her and she was like, I haven't taken her serious
Speaker 3: as an artist since the SNL incident. And then they
Speaker 3: also went on to like talk about Fiona Apple and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, bitch, like somebody I'm gonna stab you
Speaker 3: in a fucking neck. I'm literally gonna stab you in
Speaker 3: the fucking neck. Yeah, they really do, because I think
Speaker 3: they were talking about like killer mic or some shit
Speaker 3: in the same thing, and I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 3: so you're big fucking op in. You're gonna die in
Speaker 3: your sleep tonight, and and then your wife is going
Speaker 3: to be sobbing over your dead body while their kid,
Speaker 3: your kids are standing in the door way watching your
Speaker 3: slumped over dead body in bed and your mom and
Speaker 3: listening to Born to Die. Yeah, literally, and then maybe
Speaker 3: they'll like have some fucking respect for Lanna, Like I'm
Speaker 3: not kidding. Like when I was watching all that shit
Speaker 3: go down, I was literally livid. I don't even stand
Speaker 3: that woman. Actually I literally do, but I don't stand
Speaker 3: her in the way that I once did. But this
Speaker 3: dredged up like really visceral feelings in me where I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, like this is like my girl.
Speaker 2: I would post the video if I didn't look absolutely
Speaker 2: awful and I wasn't clutching onto my flume flow. But
Speaker 2: what I will insert is I pressed my face into
Speaker 2: the sofa and there's a tear mark, and I got
Speaker 2: a picture of it.
Speaker 1: Fuck you bitch. It literally oh my god, it makes
Speaker 1: me so sad.
Speaker 2: Lana, If somehow you see this, I love you. I've
Speaker 2: loved you for over a decade. You mean the world
Speaker 2: to me. That fucking award doesn't mean fucking shit, because
Speaker 2: the Grammys are phenomenal, and you were amazing, and you
Speaker 2: were very important, and I'm very excited for your country.
Speaker 3: Exactly. Literally, she's in her Casey Muskrape's arc like it's
Speaker 3: gonna be crazy. She's gonna eat down like.
Speaker 1: She's gonna revolution. Harry Nilssen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, it's gonna be so folky too. She's gonna
Speaker 3: do it so right. Also, Keith Urban died today, which
Speaker 3: is one of the most horrifying things. My y'all dropped
Speaker 3: to the fucking floor. Rest in peace for real, for real.
Speaker 1: That's that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the Grammys are bullshit. They're flops. You're the
Speaker 3: people's artist, you are your favorite artists artist, you like
Speaker 3: she is all time. Guy.
Speaker 2: That's what drives me fucking crazy is so many like
Speaker 2: new artists have quoted her as being an inspiration and
Speaker 2: the fact that she has not won a single fucking Grammy.
Speaker 1: But the Grammys are fucking rigged and fucking crazy, and
Speaker 1: every year. They pissed me off.
Speaker 2: And that's why I try not to get involved and
Speaker 2: I try to like ignore it with all my goddamn
Speaker 2: might because it always pisses.
Speaker 3: Me, It always disappoints, It always disappoints.
Speaker 1: Bitch, fuck you, But I would like to go to
Speaker 1: an afterparty because that sounds kind.
Speaker 4: You guys, remember when Macklemore won Best.
Speaker 3: Yes, Best, Macklemore has thirty million monthly listeners. Still, by
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't understand, and I understand music is subjective,
Speaker 1: but come the fuck on, Like.
Speaker 3: And ye, Alanna's not gonna have sex with you. She
Speaker 3: She's not going to hear this. She's not gonna have
Speaker 3: sex with you. You don't have to defend her like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't think she was gonna have sex with me.
Speaker 1: I don't want That's why I was saying it, but
Speaker 1: I would, Oh, that's why you were saying it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think she's She was my woman. She
Speaker 3: was my first woman crush Wednesday, literally, and I still
Speaker 3: like my man. I was like, I had my man
Speaker 3: and then my man is in tune with his femininity, all.
Speaker 1: Right, and then the rest.
Speaker 2: Is I'm still just Yeah, I'm still listening to the
Speaker 2: same ship.
Speaker 1: Fucking hall of notes and like you already know the
Speaker 1: fucking vibe. Stop playing with me.
Speaker 3: My media is the fifth Element. I watched it again,
Speaker 3: and I watched it with an even more open and
Speaker 3: an even open heart and an even more open mind.
Speaker 3: And you're you're blocking me, and you're you're blocking me
Speaker 3: like like I literally cannot talk with you serving cott
Speaker 3: in front of me.
Speaker 1: Talking.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, the fifth Element. Go watch it.
Speaker 3: Greatest sound design in a movie of all time. I'm
Speaker 3: not talking about the soundtrack. I'm talking about the sound design.
Speaker 3: It's so basic and fucking lit. And I think the
Speaker 3: character's name is Ruby. The sequence of them in the
Speaker 3: airplane like runway thing doing the radio show is one
Speaker 3: of the greatest performances I've ever seen in my life
Speaker 3: acting wise, and uh, there's like Mayol Streep, No, no, no, Tucker,
Speaker 3: Chris Tucker could do that. Fuck I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: know what the fun I'm trying to say. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to say Chris Tucker could do MARYL. Street, but Mayol
Speaker 3: Streep could not do Chris Tucker. Chris Strucker. Can I
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Can I shut up. I'm so fucking stupid. Hey, hey,
Speaker 3: it was so funny, but yeah, go check out that flick.
Speaker 3: It's that flick really good. You know, like Xander Zoo exists.
Speaker 3: We all know Xanders you exists. But someone needs to
Speaker 3: take the Jean Paul Gautier wardrobe from that Did you
Speaker 3: know Jean Paul Gotier designed the entire wardrobe, every single
Speaker 3: costume in that movie.
Speaker 1: For Fifth Element. That makes a lot of.
Speaker 3: Sense, and someone needs to I've still never seen it
Speaker 3: do that. I was. I was on Google till like
Speaker 3: the second I fell asleep. I woke up to the
Speaker 3: tab open, the tabs open on my computer, still looking
Speaker 3: for original costumes from that movie, because it would be
Speaker 3: so cool to say I own a Jean Paul Gotia
Speaker 3: Fifth Element piece. But all I could find was the
Speaker 3: cop uniforms on the space cruise ship, which they're not
Speaker 3: the best costumes in the movie. But anyways, movie is great.
Speaker 3: Go check it out. It's so fucking campy and cool,
Speaker 3: and I wish it like continued. I wish they made
Speaker 3: like a Star Wars world of the Fifth Element universe.
Speaker 3: I want to live there so bad. Anytime I see cyberpunk.
Speaker 1: Fucking Apple Vision prol and goes, didn't you want to
Speaker 1: go there? So bad?
Speaker 3: Literally? Actually that's actually so smart. I'm going to live
Speaker 3: in there. And then I've just been on a crazy
Speaker 3: Mackamore run like I love his fucking music. Can't Hold
Speaker 3: Us featuring Ray Dalton, Glorious featuring Skylar Gray, These Days,
Speaker 3: Jesse Glynn, Good Old Days featuring.
Speaker 1: That much music.
Speaker 3: Dude, he has like thirty albums in you. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: He's so good. You need to check him out.
Speaker 4: You should.
Speaker 1: David Bowie just like his Brave Ash Shop.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 3: People think Thrishop's good. I think that's like one of
Speaker 3: his low lights.
Speaker 4: Honestly.
Speaker 3: No, the music has the right to Children by Boards
Speaker 3: of Canada. Check it out, Dom said. One of the
Speaker 3: funniest fucking things ever. He was like, if you told
Speaker 3: me this was an AI generated image, I would believe you,
Speaker 3: like Boards of Canada had access to Like it literally
Speaker 3: looks like that.
Speaker 4: I do mine. Yeah, okay, Mine's a movie. It's called
Speaker 4: Twink Gets Guts completely rearranged.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's crazy because I saw that in
Speaker 2: the recommended after tripping with milk Woman who was left
Speaker 2: home alone for twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: People weren't supposed to know about my things too. They're
Speaker 3: not supposed to know about my phone, but you were
Speaker 3: in that. Can we cut that? No?
Speaker 1: You should to have your moment. I wish I was
Speaker 1: interbreing with milks who were left.
Speaker 3: Alone with adult entertainment star Surprise.
Speaker 4: Okay, my my real one is five hundred days of
Speaker 4: Summer because I'm in my tweet era oh fire and
Speaker 4: then related each day. I love you, spirer gen.
Speaker 3: Fucking tea. You know what your air reminded me of
Speaker 3: is yeah, okay, and yet hate and does not approve
Speaker 3: of this I at all. But I can't even oh
Speaker 3: just singing it, I can't remember okay, but it doesn't
Speaker 3: because this PC music