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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame. Heyday mornings only on the

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Speaker 1: new hits one oh six by one. Hello is this Robert? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yes it is Robert. We gotta talk. Okay, I ask

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Speaker 1: who's Colin? This is Peter? Okay, Hi, Peter. Can I

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Speaker 1: help you with something? Well, it's not so much what

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Speaker 1: you can help me with. You want my last name?

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Speaker 1: To me? My last name? Will ring a bell for you? Sure, Peter,

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Speaker 1: give me your last name. What's your last name? Peter? Okay, nothing, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. Why are you calling?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well let me hey, let me jog your

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Speaker 1: memory real quick, and then you know who I am,

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Speaker 1: all right, because I have a real serious bone to

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Speaker 1: pick with you. Okay, okay, About five months ago, you

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Speaker 1: met a girl named Emma? Right, yeah, yeah you did

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Speaker 1: you know? You remember Emma's last name? Oh? Yes, ring

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Speaker 1: a ding ding, ring a bell? Now did you notice

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Speaker 1: that I have the same last name as Emma? I do? Now? Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: guess who I am? Oh? My god, dude, are you

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Speaker 1: Are you her husband? Yeah? Oh well I'm not her husband.

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Speaker 1: I know that that. It sounds like she's not married.

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Speaker 1: I'm not her husband. I'm her brother. Oh, and she

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Speaker 1: wanted me to call you. All right, papa, dude, what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about. I'm talking about the fact that

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Speaker 1: you had a one night stand with my sister about

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Speaker 1: five months ago. And guess who's pregnant, not me, not me.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you got my sister pregnant. You

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Speaker 1: can't know what, dude, this is not happening right now. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's happening. It's happening, and I'm calling you to say

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Speaker 1: you got to step up. She threw a pregnancy test

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Speaker 1: and everything. Um, yeah, she took a pregnancy test because

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Speaker 1: things were happening. And guess what, you're a papa. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So anyway, you gotta move in now. What Yeah, Like

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Speaker 1: I said, you got a step up and take care

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Speaker 1: of your responsibility. You got my sister pregnant with your baby,

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Speaker 1: so you need to move in now and take care

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Speaker 1: of your responsibilities as a man and as a papa.

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Speaker 1: When can you move in? I'm okay, not moving in, um,

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Speaker 1: And I would just like to talk to her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is just this is just horrible. This is just

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Speaker 1: not this is just not good. I got a lot

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Speaker 1: a lot going on, but it sounds stressed out. Think,

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Speaker 1: what are you stressed out about? I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: figure out how I'm going to tell my current girlfriend

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Speaker 1: that I'm gonna have a baby with somebody else that

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Speaker 1: I barely know, and you want me to move in

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Speaker 1: with your sister. Yeah, I got some stuff figure out.

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Speaker 1: So unless you have something else to tell me, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and try to figure out what's going on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Then wait what Yeah, I guess I can just tell

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Speaker 1: you that this is actually Jewel from the Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Holy Craft? Oh my god? No, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: who set who set me up with this? No? No, actually, Emma,

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Speaker 1: the girl you hooked up with set you up for

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Speaker 1: a phone Frank, are you kidding me? No, that she

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Speaker 1: told me how you guys hooked up and wanted me

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Speaker 1: to scare you. Also, she said that she stopped talking

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Speaker 1: to you after you guys hooked up and she would

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Speaker 1: like to reconnect, not because she's not because you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be a papa, but she just wanted to reconnect. But

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you have a girlfriend, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: tell her tell her call. Maybe I don't really have

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Speaker 1: I mean they just started seeing something. It's not that serious,

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Speaker 1: so you have to call me. I hope to get out.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll tell her to call you and

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Speaker 1: maybe you can make a real baby. Papa father, no

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Speaker 1: stop it. Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks,

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Speaker 1: we'd say mornings on the twenties,