Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. It's the Thinking Glaser Podcast. How are
Speaker 1: you out there? It is Wednesday. We're in Mexico. Half
Speaker 1: of our day just got chopped in half. Loved it
Speaker 1: so much. Couldn't sleep till four am last night because
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about how long my fucking day
Speaker 1: was and how tired I was going to be. Then
Speaker 1: I went to sleep and woke up like three hours
Speaker 1: later to attacks that was like, you only have one thing?
Speaker 1: Did you today? Did you love that text? Yeah? It
Speaker 1: was nice. I mean, my day isn't as hard as
Speaker 1: your day, but still got a way to wrap. Dude,
Speaker 1: we're crushing these little diet cokes a little baby die
Speaker 1: cokes on sit so tiny they got to be half
Speaker 1: the size right of a regular can. What are we
Speaker 1: talking here? Okay, a regular can? I got one next
Speaker 1: to me is twelve ounces, obviously, and this is fucking
Speaker 1: two million leads. No, don't do this to me. It's
Speaker 1: interesting because I wonder why they go with for a can,
Speaker 1: a big can, a regular can, and tot Why I
Speaker 1: like Coke Light. I like the name of it. It
Speaker 1: has a nice ring to it, you don't really have
Speaker 1: to think about the whole diet. I know, calling it
Speaker 1: diet really was a attempt on their part back when
Speaker 1: it probably came out where that was like a cool word,
Speaker 1: and now it's just such a not co word. I
Speaker 1: can imagine them kind of maybe shifting, although diet cocus
Speaker 1: such a brand name, and that Kanye has a new
Speaker 1: song called it coke. Is that right? It's either a
Speaker 1: song or an Instagram post. I don't know anymore one
Speaker 1: of the same, but we are. I I got off
Speaker 1: the sauce for so long and I'm back on so hard.
Speaker 1: And there's such a nice little treat. These little ones there.
Speaker 1: They'd make you feel like you're not doing any They're
Speaker 1: the vaping of diet soda. Yeah. Yeah, it's like finger sandwiches. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll just have fifteen fingers sandwiches. It's just one sandwich,
Speaker 1: but really ate nine sandwiches. Like it doesn't add up,
Speaker 1: you know what. I yeah, you'll get it in um.
Speaker 1: They're so itty bitty though, and they make you feel
Speaker 1: like you're not I also like they make me feel
Speaker 1: like I'm not contributing as much trash, like it's all
Speaker 1: just a lie because I drink how many do you
Speaker 1: think you had yesterday? Honestly, like, really, I'm going deep.
Speaker 1: I'm going in case a day easy or a twelve pack,
Speaker 1: and they don't. They don't do anything for you that. Well,
Speaker 1: we're idiots. We think they have caffeine in them because
Speaker 1: we're on set all day. I think I need to
Speaker 1: stay awake, but really I stay awake without Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd be golfing in a way and alert on the field.
Speaker 1: I know. Work for some reason makes you think we
Speaker 1: need to just keep eating sugar, not sugar, but like
Speaker 1: something to put put things in our body constantly to
Speaker 1: like keep us going. Because because but but I will
Speaker 1: say that if I wasn't working, I would be sleeping.
Speaker 1: I on my days off, I don't. I'm not someone
Speaker 1: who's like, let's go on an adventure. Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: You play golf every time? Well, you do stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other day I picked up Robin to go do
Speaker 1: laundry at my place, and I thought, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: come back here to like go get it was the
Speaker 1: day off. You're just gonna come back here and she's
Speaker 1: gonna do her laundry, And then Jed and her both
Speaker 1: get in the car and they're like, do you want
Speaker 1: to go? So you want to go to the mall?
Speaker 1: And I'm like what, Oh, okay, I didn't know. I'm
Speaker 1: glad I wore like a semi decent outfit to come
Speaker 1: get you. Um, and we went to the mall all
Speaker 1: day and UM it ended up being really fun. But
Speaker 1: I was kind of hot. I just I didn't know
Speaker 1: we were going, and I was kind of just like,
Speaker 1: oh did I I felt like I missed a text
Speaker 1: or something, but I got no text. I looked back
Speaker 1: later and I was like, oh no, I didn't know
Speaker 1: about this at all. I think we're similar. We're not
Speaker 1: mall people in the sense of like, let's go to
Speaker 1: the mall and see what we figure out, like see
Speaker 1: if we stumble. At least for me, I don't stumble
Speaker 1: upon stuff. I know exactly what I canna get. I
Speaker 1: go right to the foot locker. I get the same
Speaker 1: shoes that I have in a different color, and I
Speaker 1: get the funk out of there. Some people like to
Speaker 1: you know, I'm making additional purchases for my wardrobe, and
Speaker 1: so it was also going to be me trying things
Speaker 1: on which I wore. I thank god, I wore um
Speaker 1: biker shorts and like a tank top because I don't
Speaker 1: like going and I don't like going in dressing rooms.
Speaker 1: Just that lighting makes me hate myself. I just can't
Speaker 1: do one thing they got to get right. So I
Speaker 1: just changed in the middle of the store. I just
Speaker 1: put things on top of my biker shorts and and
Speaker 1: if things were a little tight, I was like they
Speaker 1: should be. It's like tying on something with big socks,
Speaker 1: you know where you're like, I'd rather show my vagina
Speaker 1: to an eight year old boy than go in that lighting.
Speaker 1: I will not take off my clothes in a dressing round.
Speaker 1: Why is the lighting so bad in there? That's the
Speaker 1: one thing they have to get a good mirror, Like
Speaker 1: they need a good mirror. I guess there's not bad,
Speaker 1: you know what. I think they do it because people
Speaker 1: like me go, you know what, I don't need to
Speaker 1: try it on. I'm gonna just buy a bunch of ship,
Speaker 1: take it, return it, and then I don't return it,
Speaker 1: and then they make all the money. Because I hate
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they have there's always a line even though
Speaker 1: there's like, you know, no one in the store. Don't
Speaker 1: even buys a retail anymore. Who's shopping in person? I
Speaker 1: think they just hire people in there sit in the
Speaker 1: dressing room. But it's it's not a system where you
Speaker 1: feel like But every single one of my friends loves
Speaker 1: trying on stuff. They're always like I'm going to the
Speaker 1: dressing room and like, what's wrong with you? I'll flex
Speaker 1: in any dressing room that I go in. If there's
Speaker 1: good lighting, I'll try to see how rip. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a bad lighting. No, I mean
Speaker 1: it's weird. My body can look someone semi decent or
Speaker 1: look like a fucking you know, a bull of pudding
Speaker 1: with you. I don't, It's just it looks really bad
Speaker 1: depending on the lighting. It's like who it I don't
Speaker 1: even know who I am? Shirt or the just a shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm like, depending on if you're wearing a shirt, the
Speaker 1: lighting on your stomach a shirt, it's not my body,
Speaker 1: couldn't be my body, but light is it blows my mind.
Speaker 1: Like Lulu. Lemon has great lighting in there. They know
Speaker 1: never been in one. I go to Lu and all
Speaker 1: the time, will not step foot in one of those
Speaker 1: dressing rooms. Won't do it. Trying things on the floor
Speaker 1: if I can't try it on the floor, I take
Speaker 1: it home. If it doesn't fit, I give it to
Speaker 1: my sister or my mom or noah, you don't bring
Speaker 1: it back. I never returned. That's the thing. I don't
Speaker 1: return things. I always think it might Whenever I return
Speaker 1: some thing, I get almost nervous that I'm breaking the
Speaker 1: law and like they think I wore it, or there's
Speaker 1: always that kind of the same guilt that follows me
Speaker 1: through customs. You don't like maybe going with a boyfriend
Speaker 1: because I like putting hairin up a balloon in my
Speaker 1: asshole when I go return a jacket to the gap anyway, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's the big gap you're talking about in
Speaker 1: your asshole for the hair with um baby gap. It's
Speaker 1: just a little baby gap. Oh my god, my ass
Speaker 1: was just called the baby gapp Okay, come back up.
Speaker 1: Do you like if let's say you go with a boyfriend,
Speaker 1: you try on, maybe you don't look in the mirror,
Speaker 1: but you come out for him to be like, is
Speaker 1: this cute? Do you like that whole process? M I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say a hard note because I don't want him.
Speaker 1: Because if I like something and I see him go,
Speaker 1: it's going to affect whether or not I get it,
Speaker 1: and I don't give a funk whether or not he
Speaker 1: likes it. If I like it, I like, like I
Speaker 1: want him to be attracted to me in it. But
Speaker 1: it's about what I don't want to say. I don't
Speaker 1: give a funk because I do care about being adorable
Speaker 1: to the guy that I like. If you listen to
Speaker 1: the podcast, you know that I like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to look healthy. I want to look up our no I.
Speaker 1: But I think that a lot of times I have
Speaker 1: fashion choices that let's just say, Chris, the guy I'm seeing,
Speaker 1: is just probably like It's not like he would say
Speaker 1: something like it's not my favorite, but if you like it?
Speaker 1: You know that kind of thing where it's like i'd
Speaker 1: rather just do you not partake in this? And I
Speaker 1: love that answer me, but yeah, I wouldn't wear it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you're a guy and this is a
Speaker 1: sun dress. Um I H. And I don't also think
Speaker 1: that he's really he's such a cutie when he has
Speaker 1: like he really is like a I don't want to
Speaker 1: say he's not like a clothes horse. Is that what
Speaker 1: they call it. I think they call it like a
Speaker 1: clothes horse when people are like obsessed with clothes or
Speaker 1: like love garments, right, No, I've I've heard that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a clothes hen. He likes clothes, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 1: He really he cares like I can't buy him close
Speaker 1: because they will be wrong, you know, like it'll be
Speaker 1: I bought him a lot of stuff and it's just
Speaker 1: like not the right size by like a small margin.
Speaker 1: He used to put his T shirts on the roof
Speaker 1: of his apartment in Brooklyn to age them, just like
Speaker 1: just leave them over a season so it's snow and
Speaker 1: rain and fucking out there. Then washed it and then
Speaker 1: afterwards washed it. And they would be like that's just
Speaker 1: a way to get things looking like a little bit
Speaker 1: more worn. He's so patients. He's one of the most
Speaker 1: I don't understand patients look weathered. Yeah, I'd rather some
Speaker 1: woman in Bangladesh stomp on it for a while, um
Speaker 1: wait son. But he he's very particular about his clothes.
Speaker 1: And so if I especially if I'm like if I
Speaker 1: like something on him, he's like very like happy. I
Speaker 1: can tell he's like, like I said, it's like really
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I always like something that's unbuttoned
Speaker 1: and has a little bit of a chest hair coming out. Interesting.
Speaker 1: I like to see a little man peeking out, you know,
Speaker 1: the other day for because look stupid. V next, I
Speaker 1: look insanely bad. You needed extra shirts because you have
Speaker 1: not done laundry since you got here, and you brought
Speaker 1: a tiny bindle stick of clothing. You probably I haven't
Speaker 1: done laundry because there's no laundry on your promises. You
Speaker 1: just bring the bag downstairs. They do the line really okay,
Speaker 1: but I haven't done it. Okay, so I know because
Speaker 1: I know you. Yeah, and if you did laundry, you
Speaker 1: would have told me about it. No, I don't bragged
Speaker 1: you about my laundry doing. You would feel very accomplished
Speaker 1: if you got your laundry done. You this is what
Speaker 1: you would say. You know, it's so nice. That's when
Speaker 1: it comes back all folded. You would say something like that.
Speaker 1: I would love comes back. How do they get it
Speaker 1: so crisp? How how did they get it into square? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How do they do that? I don't know. It isn't
Speaker 1: really Oh. When I used to send out for my laundry,
Speaker 1: it was so nice. A fluff and fold. Dude, if
Speaker 1: you've worked in retail, you could fold. Like my brother
Speaker 1: worked at Bloomingdale's. He came back fold and like, I've
Speaker 1: never seen anything like it. It's pretty impressive. Um, I
Speaker 1: got a question, so I tried to I talked to
Speaker 1: Brenna about, you know, maybe wearing like a nighty to
Speaker 1: sleep instead of like a T shirt and shorts. What's
Speaker 1: the best way for a guy to get a woman
Speaker 1: to wear She's done it before. No, like sexy lingrette,
Speaker 1: she's what do you do? Yes, she has I know
Speaker 1: for a fact she has. I don't know, she's just sexy.
Speaker 1: If you just say you know something, I'd like to
Speaker 1: see you in something like this, and then when you
Speaker 1: see it by it, Sure, that's the best way to
Speaker 1: do it. But make sure you just get extra extra
Speaker 1: extra small. Yeah, what do you buy whatever you would
Speaker 1: like to see her in? Dumnum? Yeah, because it's about
Speaker 1: what This is about what you want, because clearly if
Speaker 1: she wanted to wear it, she would be doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also maybe you haven't made it clear because you're
Speaker 1: so nervous you're gonna insult her that Hey, but you
Speaker 1: can just say, you know, would be so hot? You
Speaker 1: know what I really like it would like to see
Speaker 1: you in. But then will she go, oh, who has
Speaker 1: warned this for you that you like it? Because I
Speaker 1: can see that some girls would take it that way.
Speaker 1: But you could just say, you know, um, I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of lingerie. Yeah, Or it's Valentine's Day coming up, dude,
Speaker 1: that's like the number one holiday to buy women lingerie.
Speaker 1: She did get a nighty and then I said, well,
Speaker 1: that's like a hot little sailor boy outfit, and then
Speaker 1: that wasn't it was a night It was like white
Speaker 1: with blue. So it was like when I said, she
Speaker 1: was like away all on accident. Uh huh, I'm not
Speaker 1: really gonna. I don't know how do you wear lingerie
Speaker 1: for your man? I just bought a bunch of stuff
Speaker 1: that not a bunch, but two things, which is a
Speaker 1: button for me forever, because it was like, you know, pass,
Speaker 1: I don't understand paces. So I'm just like in forever
Speaker 1: twents already cheap as fuck. But I bought like two
Speaker 1: things that I just saw because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna see Chris at some point soon
Speaker 1: and I would like to just just nice when you
Speaker 1: go in the bathroom and you both know it's about
Speaker 1: to happen and you come out and you're wearing I like,
Speaker 1: I don't like when he comes over and I don't
Speaker 1: have time to put on something before. Like sometimes I'll
Speaker 1: shower before he comes over because I know we're gonna
Speaker 1: hang out in that way, and um, he'll come in
Speaker 1: and I'm art. I don't like to be already naked
Speaker 1: before the four place starts. I like, I like I
Speaker 1: would prepare. I would prefer to wear like a snowsuit
Speaker 1: where you have like eighteen layers on so you have
Speaker 1: time to get super turned on and things for them
Speaker 1: to just kind of play with and slowly take off.
Speaker 1: I kind of I like that. So you go in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, you have the night he waiting for you
Speaker 1: in the waiting in the bathroom. Just take it. It's
Speaker 1: not like he's watching my every move of like, what
Speaker 1: did you just breaking there? What's silk keeping things? Okay,
Speaker 1: what's the hottest thing I'm a guy could wear? Because
Speaker 1: then Brenni goes, oh, yeah, I love your tidy black
Speaker 1: eves that you wear really turns me on, which just
Speaker 1: made me laugh because I wear like little like underwear,
Speaker 1: like maybe like a when him like a role play
Speaker 1: thing like yeah, yeah, like the whole big yellow one,
Speaker 1: like just like a dumah, I bring the dog. Um.
Speaker 1: I will say one time thing like he was coming
Speaker 1: from a thing where he was uh, he was coming
Speaker 1: from a sport where he was dressed up for the
Speaker 1: sport and um, and I almost brought him like a
Speaker 1: Formula one like racing fucking onesie thing because I just
Speaker 1: because I know that that he would he could be
Speaker 1: a really good form Like if we lived in a
Speaker 1: town where that was happening, he would be great at it.
Speaker 1: He would. And he has Formula one face, Formula one
Speaker 1: face and body. They're not big people, And I know
Speaker 1: that's like like I want to be a pop star.
Speaker 1: That's his pop star, you know. So for me to
Speaker 1: get to dress like Taylor's what we're not on on tour
Speaker 1: is kind of like my the way that if so
Speaker 1: I wanted to buy him like an actual Formula one
Speaker 1: onesie and I think that he would feel really sexy.
Speaker 1: And I don't think you should. I don't think any
Speaker 1: guy his romper, his Formula one restive romper you something, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: coveralls or yeah that's for gracing, yes, but a man
Speaker 1: in any kind of like um, but drossed up in
Speaker 1: a profession that they don't do. Just I think both
Speaker 1: women and men like novelty. And that doesn't mean they
Speaker 1: want to have sex with someone who isn't you, but
Speaker 1: it means that they do truly, because that's why we
Speaker 1: are alive and a human species is because people have
Speaker 1: sucked more than one person. If monogamy was like what
Speaker 1: cave men did, we would be there if there was
Speaker 1: if there was only monogamy from the dawn of human kind,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't be there. Wouldn't be people here as many
Speaker 1: you need. That's you need to proliferate as a species.
Speaker 1: You need to funk a lot. So now we can
Speaker 1: kind of get away with it because we're overpopulated, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we we needed. Um, people live longer to have more kids.
Speaker 1: You don't die on childbirth and all that ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that's true. Um, so we want new and so
Speaker 1: you want anything that will be new. Like I love
Speaker 1: when Chris shaves his beard. I'm like, oh, a new
Speaker 1: do guy. Who's this guy? Yes, with a job at
Speaker 1: Goldman Sachs. But here's the thing, like a guy has
Speaker 1: to put on like what's our equivalent to a nightti
Speaker 1: though you know, these are all things that we have,
Speaker 1: Like I'm telling you, like a hot guy hero dressed
Speaker 1: like a hot hero or a rich an athlete suits.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, a T shirt with your
Speaker 1: junk hanging out. No, no, no, uh that's a bad
Speaker 1: that's the Winnie the Pooh. And we don't like every night.
Speaker 1: I don't like the little penis just dang. I want
Speaker 1: something to take off to. Oh god, no, no, I
Speaker 1: see what Nikki is talking about, because I have you
Speaker 1: ever worn anything that you just are very like surprisingly
Speaker 1: turned on by something. I think it just like any
Speaker 1: time he just looks oh yeah, just like grgo pants
Speaker 1: or something, and uh, I don't know, just like bladdered
Speaker 1: in paint or blood or something like you just got
Speaker 1: done with these costumes you're talking about or whatever. Always rocks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's always a poor version, so it looks shitty like you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to dress like Batman for for Brenna, I
Speaker 1: would need a Batman would be weird, but I would
Speaker 1: look like fat Man. Funny. Yeah, that would be funny.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't be hot. Okay, you said superhero. I was
Speaker 1: just using an example. I'm thinking. No, I mean like
Speaker 1: a hero, like someone who likes, you know, a fireman,
Speaker 1: police officer. Maybe not that, although that would be hot
Speaker 1: to sometimes a doctor, a construction worker like that. Rugged.
Speaker 1: What about when you're dressed up for golf, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like that cost of good Look, it's kind of
Speaker 1: hoe you're wearing that big hat a dat. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're into like Zaddi, like, uh, you know, sugar baby hot.
Speaker 1: I guess my point was that like a fireman, you
Speaker 1: would want a real fucking fireman. You don't want like
Speaker 1: a fucking lifeguard. Yeah, so just go buy like a
Speaker 1: fucking bar shorts with red cross on him and and
Speaker 1: get a little floaty and then a whistle and David
Speaker 1: has off mask, yeah, eating and cheeseba hammered something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just what happened to him? Where is he in Germany? Singing?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, he's fine. But the people always go, what
Speaker 1: happened to him? And people go, he's rich, He's doing fine, guys. Fine?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there is an update. He like was doing
Speaker 1: a I think like a Patreon or something, and he
Speaker 1: was starting a power metal band. He was getting into
Speaker 1: like the rock metal scene. Do you know that he?
Speaker 1: I mean, he has such a. He had such a
Speaker 1: following in that respect overseas. Why not? And he's David
Speaker 1: house Off. I think he probably does have a lot
Speaker 1: of Why do I think he's so rich? But he
Speaker 1: only really did Baywatch. He made plenty of money off that.
Speaker 1: I mean just starring on a show that ran in
Speaker 1: syndication for like nine years and it's probably still running
Speaker 1: in different He also was very big in Germany as
Speaker 1: a singer other countries. Yeah, but I just want to
Speaker 1: say when people go, oh, that person, we haven't heard
Speaker 1: from them, but they're rich, they don't they can just
Speaker 1: disappear into obscurity. No there, That doesn't mean they're happy there.
Speaker 1: People always want if you it's really rare that someone
Speaker 1: who became famous is just like fine, just just with
Speaker 1: painting by the beach. It's their choice to not be
Speaker 1: on television. Sometimes it is. I guess I think actors
Speaker 1: are a little bit more like I'm just a homebody.
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't never wanted the spotlight. I
Speaker 1: just enjoy the acting. But I think comedians when they
Speaker 1: go off and you go what happened to them? They
Speaker 1: used to and you just go, oh, they're probably maybe
Speaker 1: they're just maybe they're fulfilled elsewhere, but I just proud that.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to break and come back with
Speaker 1: some more of this. Let's get to the news. Boy,
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday, folks, you know what that means. It is
Speaker 1: Wend's Day. I hope you're having all the swell out there.
Speaker 1: We are here in Cabo. Do you not know where
Speaker 1: we are? I don't know where we are. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: Cabo San Jose, sometimes it's Cabo San Lucas. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: Cabbo Wabbo. I don't know where we are. Who knows?
Speaker 1: You know? All I know is we're not in just
Speaker 1: found out we were on the little strip Mexico. I
Speaker 1: thought we were on the main land. Bro. I never
Speaker 1: look at the geography of a location. We've been in
Speaker 1: Cabo twice this year, and I was in uh Cabo
Speaker 1: last year, and I didn't know where I was for
Speaker 1: any of it. I thought I was on the other side.
Speaker 1: I thought I was on the east coast of Mexico.
Speaker 1: Do you look at a Google map when you're somewhere
Speaker 1: to go? What part of the state am I going to? Yes?
Speaker 1: I have sorry about that. I think I could just
Speaker 1: diagnose you with something strap from here. It's stripp here.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was. That was, Like, I
Speaker 1: make sounds like that all the time. I think my
Speaker 1: souldiers loved my body. Did you see anything fly out
Speaker 1: of me? Did you see? Oh my god, dude. In
Speaker 1: part of my special I say horny and I go
Speaker 1: horny like there's a I go, can you take out that?
Speaker 1: Like I honk and like that. It's this guttural back
Speaker 1: of the throat. It's really gross. I do it a lot.
Speaker 1: I gotta stop. Did you have more than one saying horny? No?
Speaker 1: I just they could just take out the first horny
Speaker 1: like the that part sounds like I'm trying to horny
Speaker 1: is a great word. Throat. A new spinal cord implant
Speaker 1: helps paralyzed patients walk again. Who Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: A man who was paralyzed from a motorcycle accident in
Speaker 1: two thousand seventeen received an implant and walked again three
Speaker 1: years later. The implant sends electrical pulses to his muscles,
Speaker 1: mimicking the action of the brain, and could one day
Speaker 1: help with severe spinal cord injuries walk and exercise. H
Speaker 1: what's his name? From Friday Night lats what was it
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I watch the first to seasons, two seasons.
Speaker 1: I was obsessed. So three people have gotten it and
Speaker 1: uh right, the next day they're able to stand up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But not like incredibly well, but like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's wild. I mean but they said, den, there's one
Speaker 1: doctor that goes it's It's not that it's a miracle
Speaker 1: right away, not by far. It takes a couple of
Speaker 1: months for them to do like the rehab and all that,
Speaker 1: to learn how to even do that again. Yeah, one
Speaker 1: guy did a back flip like those robotics, those dynamics
Speaker 1: whatever it's called. Oh my god, so scary. Well, you
Speaker 1: know what, people losing arm and they get an attachment
Speaker 1: and then they can like think in the arm will
Speaker 1: like this like it reads the brain impulses of what
Speaker 1: you would want to do. Those are so that's so cool.
Speaker 1: It's wild that with all the technology we have, whoever
Speaker 1: made us or whatever made us is still way ahead
Speaker 1: of like whatever we think we know. Isn't that crazy? Wait?
Speaker 1: What do you think made us? So you think that
Speaker 1: humans were just like snap of the finger and we appeared. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying whatever we evolved into our whatever our
Speaker 1: d n A is inside us, our fucking brains or everything.
Speaker 1: It's more complex. It's more complex than even you know,
Speaker 1: we can't even imagine. But it will get there. We'll
Speaker 1: get there where we're gonna be. I don't think we'll
Speaker 1: get I mean I don't think we'll get there to
Speaker 1: the like before. I think, hman, we wiped out before
Speaker 1: we honestly understand every like everything that the brain, and like,
Speaker 1: there's still some things like they still don't know, like
Speaker 1: what really hiccups are or what that weird twitch on
Speaker 1: your arm is. Sometimes they're like divite ear tired. People
Speaker 1: still don't know. Um, I've got why we have a
Speaker 1: fucking pancreas or some ship you know those things. Wait, people, no,
Speaker 1: uh people, there's still like some anomalies where they go appendix.
Speaker 1: I think appendix. That's what I meant, Yeah, the pancreas.
Speaker 1: I think people there are some things we just don't
Speaker 1: need in our bodies. The appendix. I think people get
Speaker 1: their spleen take bowlers, tonsils, what about your Yeah, those
Speaker 1: are consoles And I was not. Tonsils were the thing
Speaker 1: in the back of the langy things in the back
Speaker 1: of my throat. That's uh, I forget what you're not
Speaker 1: your molars? What are you? Yeah, that's what you're thinking of.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I was thinking of too. Tonsils are
Speaker 1: the things wisdom, teeth, Yeah, you don't need those. You
Speaker 1: don't need um, I don't really mean my ear lobe,
Speaker 1: Well you do. You don't need your pinky toe that's
Speaker 1: going away, apparently, at least that's what I was told.
Speaker 1: Mine is pretty much curled up like a little snail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a hundred years, we won't have we'll have four
Speaker 1: toes on no way, where did you hear that? TikTok?
Speaker 1: I just made it up. But I we need all
Speaker 1: those to kind of grip the ground, g the g
Speaker 1: but we actually don't because we wear shoes now. So
Speaker 1: that is a good point. What No. I just love
Speaker 1: the idea that these chips going on these paralyzed guys.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's a badass. I think that's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, imagine like you're fucking your brother got
Speaker 1: a car wreck and next day he's like, oh no, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm get off the show. We're talking about the cochlear
Speaker 1: implant yesterday. Ocular yeah, you were calling it the ocular implant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're really proud of that word. Yeah, it's close. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you had bad hearing, you wouldn't know I said
Speaker 1: it wrong. If you're in need of one, the co clear.
Speaker 1: But well, there's a whole you know. Uh. A lot
Speaker 1: of the deaf community is like funck those things because
Speaker 1: we're a whole. We're a whole culture that we don't need.
Speaker 1: We are the sound of metal. That was great with
Speaker 1: riz Ahmed. He is a hot guy. You like him,
Speaker 1: man man man man um Yeah so uh no he um. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In in the movie, he goes deaf from drumming, and
Speaker 1: then he wants to get a cochlear implant because he's
Speaker 1: like fuck this, I hate this. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be deaf. And then he goes to live on a
Speaker 1: death farm where all these people are just deaf to
Speaker 1: learn how to like accept the culture and be like
Speaker 1: I'm deaf now and it's actually cool and it's like
Speaker 1: there's no, it's not a handicap and all these things
Speaker 1: and um, and they're pretty much say like you can't
Speaker 1: come back if you get that cochlear implant, you're not
Speaker 1: one of us anymore. And it's the it's the biggest no,
Speaker 1: no possible. It's like you're excommunicated from the deaf community
Speaker 1: if you get the coolar implant, because it's just saying
Speaker 1: like that deafness is something you should fix and they
Speaker 1: don't think it is. And there it's really the deaf deaf.
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't know exactly what they're called,
Speaker 1: but the deaf culture is very fascinating to me. And
Speaker 1: I like that they have their own like club and
Speaker 1: are very being protective of it. Depending on what your
Speaker 1: profession is too, Like he was a drummer, so like
Speaker 1: there's pressure there, you know what I mean, Like if
Speaker 1: you were just you know, I mean, his whole livelihood
Speaker 1: was based off of that. His whole you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Also, he wanted to get back with his girl,
Speaker 1: and he thought the only way was to be able
Speaker 1: to play drums. Again. Those videos where the babies starts
Speaker 1: here in the ship, I could do a pretty good impression.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see, ready, we just put the calcular
Speaker 1: implant inside the baby's ear. Hey, hey, Stephanie, Stephanie, Hey,
Speaker 1: that's it nice. Just the first sound they go, it's
Speaker 1: so cute, or they smile, They just go Oh, it's
Speaker 1: so fucking cute. Have you seen the videos where people
Speaker 1: are color blind. The guys are color blind and they
Speaker 1: get thin glasses. Those are so fucking touching every single time.
Speaker 1: They cry every single time, and every color blind person
Speaker 1: have those though, Like they're not that expensive. They're not
Speaker 1: a great looking frame either. Yeah, they're we need to
Speaker 1: make some like Gray Bands needs to get on that.
Speaker 1: I I'm dying to give someone in my life those.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I took the color blind test to see
Speaker 1: if I was. I was, because it's to be that
Speaker 1: moved by seeing color is so cool. I wonder how
Speaker 1: long that lasts, you know what I mean, how excited
Speaker 1: you get? Yeah, it's my sky. I just love those videos,
Speaker 1: really seeing men like cry when they don't expect it
Speaker 1: because at first they just go, wow, that's what you
Speaker 1: guys see all the time. Cool, it's really beautiful like
Speaker 1: they had first. They're very cool, like fucking mountain. I
Speaker 1: can just like see it's like kind of purple mountains
Speaker 1: whatever those trees are. That's hute. And I've never been moved.
Speaker 1: Look like, I've never been moved in that. That's the
Speaker 1: color of tids. Like it's just like I also love
Speaker 1: the idea of a nipples are cogglear and bland, being like,
Speaker 1: what about a cocket black? That's what moms sounds. He
Speaker 1: just takes it out like Okay, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Mom sounds like like what she told me to clean
Speaker 1: my room, and it sounded like, yeah, a bomb going off,
Speaker 1: you know where everyone's I mean, it is wild to
Speaker 1: think that you see like a dog, like, dogs don't
Speaker 1: see color. They're color blind. Maybe if we put the
Speaker 1: glasses on Luigi, he would feel something. But my dog
Speaker 1: was racist growing up, so well they can see it
Speaker 1: was interesting. I mean, yeah, it's well, dogs are angry
Speaker 1: at what they're unfamiliar with. So I'm guessing your dog
Speaker 1: didn't wasn't raised like I think that dogs if they're
Speaker 1: raised by a family with darker skin and that's all
Speaker 1: they see, then they see a sucking whitey come delivering mail,
Speaker 1: they're going to freak out. But yeah, it's and it
Speaker 1: was wild. Marge would always attack anyone that came to
Speaker 1: do work on our house or just like Andie Letterman
Speaker 1: would have a great joke about that. Did you ever
Speaker 1: hear that joke? She's like, my dogs, you know, just
Speaker 1: my dog's racist, just like treats black people differently. I'll
Speaker 1: be walking into the street and she'll see a black guy,
Speaker 1: she'll just she just it's maybe it's me that she's
Speaker 1: reading off of, like my kind of instincts, so that
Speaker 1: she just starts sucking their dick. Something like that was
Speaker 1: really good, all right, next news story, Um, open phone,
Speaker 1: open it up. Okay, So here we go, as slab
Speaker 1: groom a quote slab unquote slab. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to do that. Okay, yes, yes, Groom is ripped apart
Speaker 1: online for wearing a T shirt and faded jeans to
Speaker 1: his wedding. Now his wife dressed hot like whatever, like
Speaker 1: wedding dressed. Okay, wait, so I didn't know this until
Speaker 1: I read a little bit more closely. They're both sixteen,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the fuck? But anyway, back to
Speaker 1: the outfit. Okay, she is dressed. She looks like a
Speaker 1: Instagram filter. I mean, she definitely got a filter on that.
Speaker 1: But she's got she's I mean, she's fully dressed like
Speaker 1: a bride, veil everything. And then the guy is wearing
Speaker 1: a shirt that says Angelus Angels expensive T shirt. It
Speaker 1: is like they're no it's like two eighty two four bucks. No, wait,
Speaker 1: how do you know that? Well, one, I know because
Speaker 1: I read the article too. I saw our friend Giohnny
Speaker 1: wearing palm angels the other day and I was like,
Speaker 1: why does any Everyone's like, god, your outfit to cost
Speaker 1: more to my house. I was like, those jeans this
Speaker 1: guy is wearing are terrible. I mean, I don't see
Speaker 1: a problem with this. I mean people are reacting horribly.
Speaker 1: She's fine with it, That's okay. Van looked thrilled. She
Speaker 1: I mean she well, she looks like she's posing, like
Speaker 1: she's doing sixteen and getting Yeah, she's posing for sure.
Speaker 1: And you can you can't look happy in a picture
Speaker 1: to look really sexy. If you got married in your
Speaker 1: husband was like, hey, can we just do a casual
Speaker 1: like we could have people there? But can we not
Speaker 1: do the whole like wedding dress thing. How would you
Speaker 1: feel about that? Um? No, I don't want to wear
Speaker 1: all that beated ship and like a corset, but I
Speaker 1: would want to. I want to look like like a bride.
Speaker 1: I would want to look like and I would know
Speaker 1: I would want it to be a formal thing. But
Speaker 1: it depends on the person because you, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: do me And and he shows up wearing no or
Speaker 1: a Nascar outfit. No, oh yeah, he's wearing the F
Speaker 1: one f Onzie. Um, why didn't we make that connection before?
Speaker 1: I know? I'm I'm a big stickler for myself about
Speaker 1: men dressing up for occasions, like when it's a dinner,
Speaker 1: a nice dinner, or I've I've put a lot of
Speaker 1: effort in and it doesn't match their effort. I feel
Speaker 1: so stupid. I go all and I know it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean all of this, but I go to a place
Speaker 1: of you don't care about you. You're not trying as
Speaker 1: much as I am in this relationship. You you're trying
Speaker 1: to get through this dinner. You'd rather just do take out.
Speaker 1: I want to go, like, have a nice evening. I
Speaker 1: want pictures of this. You don't even care like. I
Speaker 1: just go to like you don't love me? And that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The first time I ever went over to Chris's house
Speaker 1: and he was like and he didn't know that I
Speaker 1: like liked him. It was I was the host of
Speaker 1: that show at the time and he was a producer
Speaker 1: on it, and I was like, oh, I'm I want
Speaker 1: to make chili with you because they were making he
Speaker 1: was making chili for the cast when Sunday and I
Speaker 1: went over and I was like, um, what do you wear?
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm ready. I showed up in a Teddy
Speaker 1: Bear costume and and I showed up, and I remember
Speaker 1: he said, Oh, well, it's pretty chill over here at Sunday.
Speaker 1: We're just hanging out. I might be in sweatpants, not
Speaker 1: a big deal. Like that's just the way he like,
Speaker 1: he was probably being flirty. And I had been triggered
Speaker 1: before by a guy showing up in sweatpants when I
Speaker 1: like looked so cute and just he just like goes
Speaker 1: to the door and opens it and then walks away
Speaker 1: from it, you know what I mean, like unlocks it
Speaker 1: and I just have to let myself in, and then
Speaker 1: he's already be lining it back to the couch before
Speaker 1: I even stepped in, and he just falls back on
Speaker 1: the couch and he has no socks on, and that
Speaker 1: he is, you know, just his sweatpants are fucking dirty
Speaker 1: and hanging off his fucking body, and uh, and you
Speaker 1: just go, this guy doesn't even like me, when meanwhile
Speaker 1: he probably does. He just doesn't like But to me,
Speaker 1: that stuff matters, and I remember being like, if you
Speaker 1: are wearing sweatpants when I opened that door, I will
Speaker 1: be very upset. Like I got weird about it, and
Speaker 1: he was just like, okay, Like I'm sure now if
Speaker 1: a girl was like, don't hear I think I just
Speaker 1: said you better not please put on some goddamn jeans
Speaker 1: or so, you know. I probably made a joke about it.
Speaker 1: But he answered the door. I think I've told this before,
Speaker 1: but he answered the door, and I thought they were sweatpants,
Speaker 1: and I seriously, my hope, my heart sunk because I
Speaker 1: was like, I asked for this and he's wearing fucking sweatpants.
Speaker 1: But they were like colored jeans, and I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: he loves me. Always do a little test or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, we gotta go to break and
Speaker 1: we'll come back with why do I care? And then
Speaker 1: a collection of kids, all right, why do I care?
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Oh boy, this is pretty wild,
Speaker 1: And that's what I was watching the video while we
Speaker 1: were starting. Um Nellie apologizes after a video of him
Speaker 1: receiving oral sex somehow ended up on his Instagram story.
Speaker 1: I sincerely apologize to a young lady and her family.
Speaker 1: This is unwanted publicity for her them. While Nellie's face
Speaker 1: was not visible in the x Rady clip, his voice
Speaker 1: could be heard saying it filmed an unidentified woman before
Speaker 1: me oral sex, So why is it embarrassing for her
Speaker 1: and her family? If she could you see her? I
Speaker 1: felt like you could see her pretty well. Really did
Speaker 1: you see You couldn't really see him, but you could
Speaker 1: hear him. I didn't watch the video though. Did you
Speaker 1: see his dick? Or didn't you just hear her head?
Speaker 1: But I only saw one video and I didn't cock,
Speaker 1: which is probably a good thing for him, because like
Speaker 1: it didn't show I think maybe it did. Maybe I
Speaker 1: just saw a video that's cut off. If you had
Speaker 1: a huge dick, though, would you mind people seeing that?
Speaker 1: That's the thing? Did he release it because his cock
Speaker 1: looked good? Who knows? It's been a while, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure he didn't mean to be times where I almost
Speaker 1: posted something on my story that was so not made
Speaker 1: for the story. But it's just like it's so weird
Speaker 1: my hand with like, like I've never accidentally posted stories,
Speaker 1: but there's been times where it's almost slipped and I've
Speaker 1: gone like and then sometimes it doesn't load, you know,
Speaker 1: and then you have to wait for it to load
Speaker 1: before you delete it, and so then you get distracted
Speaker 1: by someone and then it's just load. Oh, it's just
Speaker 1: sometimes it goes your Facebook story. Well that's what his
Speaker 1: people are saying, speculated that he got hacked, which to
Speaker 1: me sounds like they don't know penalized by Instagram for
Speaker 1: putting up world sex and what do would you just
Speaker 1: see the woman's head? Like, do you see your slobbing
Speaker 1: on a knob? For fifteen seconds? It's a It was
Speaker 1: a minute long video different stories. The boy. I wonder
Speaker 1: how long was it up for? Um? I love the
Speaker 1: one person who's watching Nellie's stories and caught it and
Speaker 1: was just like I knew my ticket would come in someday.
Speaker 1: There's not there's can't be that. Maybe stories. He's got
Speaker 1: three point three million follows, but the screen recording of
Speaker 1: it one of them, depending on how long he's left
Speaker 1: it up. I mean, who the hell is getting ready? Like? What?
Speaker 1: Oh there's a stick? Get get get get it? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like if I saw Dick, I'd
Speaker 1: go back and screen record immediately, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Screen recording is just a nice little feature. It really is,
Speaker 1: and it's not on until you put it on, which
Speaker 1: is interesting. I mean, I don't know how much money
Speaker 1: would it cost? Huh? How much? What did what costs? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're talking about Louis. It might look so cool, Um,
Speaker 1: you should buy it and then it's um no, But
Speaker 1: I'm how much do you think, like if you were
Speaker 1: putting out an album and you were like, your record
Speaker 1: sales are gonna go? Here we go. Old conspiracy theorist
Speaker 1: Andrew saying that every post about a song with Neil Young,
Speaker 1: Nelly Young, did you think about it? Put it together?
Speaker 1: Didn't really know? Oh that was a Neil Young thing
Speaker 1: that you said. Yeah, you think everything's publiciting listen can
Speaker 1: it be both? And also no, it can't because it
Speaker 1: would be U. Yeah. Um, I'm just asking what how
Speaker 1: much money would it take for you to put up
Speaker 1: a quick instant story. I'm telling you, dude, if I
Speaker 1: wanted publicity, I could put up a fucking sex tape.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. What's the what's the number? I
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it because I don't lie, and I would
Speaker 1: have to pretend like I accidentally did it, and I
Speaker 1: can't do it. I mean, no, it's not. But I
Speaker 1: think that if I got to a point my career
Speaker 1: where I mean, that's how so many women have become
Speaker 1: extremely famous is releasing sex tapes and then claiming that
Speaker 1: they were hacked. Well, the problem is now is like
Speaker 1: there's been so many it's not a big thing anymore.
Speaker 1: I swear to God if I released, if something got
Speaker 1: leaked from me, it would any time I get any
Speaker 1: bad press, anytime anything happens that's bad. It's always been
Speaker 1: good for me, and I've always gone, oh no, but
Speaker 1: it's always I get Google or Google. The only thing
Speaker 1: you want is people seeing your name. It doesn't really
Speaker 1: matter the context at some point, especially when it's not
Speaker 1: something that's like that bad, and especially if it's I
Speaker 1: was violated and I also look amazing. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: His penis, I assume, looked pretty big. Well, it's hard
Speaker 1: to make it. Probably. Well, let's just say, just because
Speaker 1: you have a big penis or a hot box doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you did purposely do it. No. I think it
Speaker 1: actually could be the red herring that makes you go, oh,
Speaker 1: this guy would never release this. His dick looks small.
Speaker 1: But also we're talking about him you know, like it
Speaker 1: could be the thing like if a guy's video came
Speaker 1: out and his dick was small, you go, there's no
Speaker 1: way he did this. Maybe he did it because he
Speaker 1: goes No one would ever think that I small dick
Speaker 1: man would at least one. I'm just saying, Andrew, it's
Speaker 1: a good point. But what you would you ever do?
Speaker 1: Sometimes how much money I get, Well, it means it
Speaker 1: could mean the difference between you having a number one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that wouldn't happen. If a girl was blowing me, I
Speaker 1: would get me. I'd probably lose nine followers. No, we've
Speaker 1: talked about this. We talked about this. Men on Instagram
Speaker 1: when they post pictures with their girlfriends, but they get
Speaker 1: so many likes more than any other post, and women
Speaker 1: when they post pictures with their boyfriends they lose followers.
Speaker 1: Is my argument is that not if the guy is
Speaker 1: more famous just than the woman. Um okay, but take
Speaker 1: that out of it. I will say that men when
Speaker 1: they post with a woman who's not famous that's their girlfriend,
Speaker 1: they get more like steven women women just like I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Whenever a guy I'm crushing on
Speaker 1: on Instagram and I followed just because they're like hot,
Speaker 1: they have like, oh, we're expecting. I'm like, I'm follow like,
Speaker 1: I just don't. I've got I go. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see this. It makes me jealous. I want to,
Speaker 1: like my fantasy is that will end up together or whatever,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I just don't. Sometimes I'm just jealous
Speaker 1: or I want to mute, but it would make me
Speaker 1: not like it as much. But for some reason, I've
Speaker 1: noticed when guys are like this is my girl, people
Speaker 1: fucking twenty thousand likes in a minute, and women, I mean,
Speaker 1: I've heard I've never done it, but when you post
Speaker 1: like my boo drop off severe I mean follower male
Speaker 1: followership on Instagram, even though men seem to very much
Speaker 1: hate me on Reddit and YouTube and Facebook and in
Speaker 1: my family and personal life and in the room. M No.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think, like if if U yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's probably because like guys, I guess cultures.
Speaker 1: I want to do some actual like I wouldn't some
Speaker 1: research on this because I want to. I want to
Speaker 1: prove my point. Because if you go to J. J.
Speaker 1: Watt's wife's Instagram, right, she'll put up a picture of
Speaker 1: her playing soccer she's a professional soccer player, maybe like,
Speaker 1: you know, ten thousand likes. Then if she puts up
Speaker 1: a picture of her and him, that's different. When they're
Speaker 1: a family that you know that is like Tom Brady
Speaker 1: and Giselle together, Oh my god, of course they're going
Speaker 1: to be it's gonna get more likes. But I'm talking
Speaker 1: about girls that are have been single before that. Then
Speaker 1: when the guy like are announcing their boyfriends, I think
Speaker 1: I would say that first announcement is going to get
Speaker 1: more likes than than you've ever got. Okay, maybe let's
Speaker 1: not do first announcement, let's do like. But a girl
Speaker 1: that is like with a guy for under a year
Speaker 1: and posts about him, then it's going to get less.
Speaker 1: Let's get a collection. Also depends on who your followers are,
Speaker 1: So your followers are different. You have a lot of
Speaker 1: male followers that probably don't want to see you with
Speaker 1: another guy. But if you're just a regular girl who's
Speaker 1: like announced, like just putting a phote, they get more
Speaker 1: likes when they're in a couple. That's why they do
Speaker 1: it all the time. I'm just saying that girls who
Speaker 1: follow men are usually supportive when they get girlfriends and
Speaker 1: men who follow women are not supportive. Depends if they're famous,
Speaker 1: I think okay, but also someone who is not famous.
Speaker 1: As someone who's not famous, I can agree with what
Speaker 1: Nikki says. When you put up a picture with you
Speaker 1: an IV, you get less likes, just like in general
Speaker 1: through my whole life, when there's a guy involved, there's
Speaker 1: less interest from other people you know, likes whatever, or
Speaker 1: even like in real life when it's just me, there's
Speaker 1: more interest. Yep, yep, because men. I mean this goes
Speaker 1: back to men just wanting to funk everything and when
Speaker 1: there's a man in the picture, you can't suck it.
Speaker 1: But women know that men will still fuck you even
Speaker 1: if you have a woman in your poture. So the
Speaker 1: code I want, I want our listeners send in if
Speaker 1: you have a boyfriend a girlfriend or no, if you
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend and you're a girl, sending your latest
Speaker 1: pick of you alone and your latest pick of you
Speaker 1: with your your significant other, and love starts seeing, and
Speaker 1: do not try to suade us either way. You pick
Speaker 1: the latest picture of your boyfriend where it's like out
Speaker 1: back or whatever, right or and then and it can't
Speaker 1: and then one it can't be one that he might
Speaker 1: be it might be your brother here, my boyfriend. But
Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of variables here. If the girls
Speaker 1: in a bikini alone, it can't compare clothed both have
Speaker 1: and then we compare and they have to be like
Speaker 1: kind of recent you know, and don't pick your don't
Speaker 1: try to just pick your latest alone picture. Don't pick
Speaker 1: the one. Don't try to impress us with your numbers.
Speaker 1: You're not going to and know like alone selfie, like
Speaker 1: my dog just died, Like no bullshit like that either. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's try this and maybe give us a sampling, because
Speaker 1: maybe just ticking one we won't get a good gist
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, give us the a nice slampling. Okay,
Speaker 1: let us know we appreciate it. Okay, let's get to
Speaker 1: collection of kids getting ready. So so, if you are
Speaker 1: new to the show, welcome to the show. Um. A
Speaker 1: big word we use around here is could. It originated
Speaker 1: in high school with me and my friends. It is
Speaker 1: a way to describe someone who's doing something so that
Speaker 1: other people perceived them to be cool, but they act
Speaker 1: like they're not doing it on purpose. They act like
Speaker 1: it's just a part of them. However, if they were
Speaker 1: alone in a vacuum. They would not do it, So
Speaker 1: it is only to act like they're cool. Um, the
Speaker 1: you know, prime example of this is revving your engine,
Speaker 1: just peeling out culture or having any kind of shirt
Speaker 1: that's like my shirt that I just got called that
Speaker 1: say butt wiser. It's just like like anything that's just
Speaker 1: makes you look like you drink a lot or like
Speaker 1: is trying to persu make people perceive you in a
Speaker 1: way that you really aren't. Truly, it's just you trying
Speaker 1: to be cool but acting like you're not. Like a
Speaker 1: license plate that says like, you know, hey, big nuts
Speaker 1: or whatever, something something like that, something where you're bragging
Speaker 1: and you're not really being helf aware of such a
Speaker 1: satisfying word once you start using it and you just
Speaker 1: hop and you say it with disdain, and people that
Speaker 1: don't even know what it means just get a sense
Speaker 1: that they somehow are awful and need to change. Alright,
Speaker 1: So what do we got? What are some good ones?
Speaker 1: All right? Here's a voicemail from Clayton. Hey, what's up, Nikki,
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah big fan of the pod. You guys
Speaker 1: keep work. Um, I'm in the process of trying to
Speaker 1: catch up through all the episodes the seventies now, so
Speaker 1: we're hoping to be up the current date soon. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Um, but yeah, I keep bringing me all
Speaker 1: the swells. It's been an awesome ride so far, journey
Speaker 1: of self discovery and laughs, and I just love the openness. Um.
Speaker 1: But what I want to talk to you guys today
Speaker 1: about is perhaps a potential kill moment. I just want
Speaker 1: to know. I skateboard as a hobby, um, and I've
Speaker 1: been making a lot of progress with it lately, and
Speaker 1: I've been very proud of myself. I sort of relate
Speaker 1: to Nikki and her guitar adventures. Um. But I posted
Speaker 1: a video on Instagram showing off my progress on some tricks.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's for my own gain so people can
Speaker 1: congratulate me and see how far I've come. I just
Speaker 1: sort of had this moment after I posted it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think I'm being anyways, all the best you guys,
Speaker 1: take care, um and keep on rocking. Clayton, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for your Quand I want to be friends
Speaker 1: with that guy. That guy, now, this is an interesting one.
Speaker 1: I get a lot of best He's asking I'm probably
Speaker 1: being could when I do this and I gotta say
Speaker 1: if this is this one is tough though, because would
Speaker 1: he posted in a vacuum? No, because what would be
Speaker 1: the point of that. There's no one else that exists.
Speaker 1: You can't get feedback. But the involves acting like you're
Speaker 1: not doing what you're doing. And when you're posting picture
Speaker 1: of the clip of you doing tricks, it's very clear
Speaker 1: that you're you're not going, uh, look at how I
Speaker 1: fucking follow my ass at the end here. But it's
Speaker 1: a bunch of you cool tricks. First, that would be
Speaker 1: there's no hidden exactly. You are blatantly putting it out
Speaker 1: there like this is a cool thing that I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do. I'm showing myself like, you know, stumbling into
Speaker 1: this new territory when I'm kind of proud of myself.
Speaker 1: Not could at all. Doesn't even think the caption matter.
Speaker 1: I think if the captions like, hey, I'm learning, I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't believe, you know, he probably sounds like he's
Speaker 1: like in his mid twenties to learn skateboarding later in life. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's it. Just it's just cool. And so if he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I you know, I'm starting to his later in life.
Speaker 1: Check out my progress great, But if it's more like
Speaker 1: you suck I rule, like like something like like over
Speaker 1: the top of like or if it's like an emoji
Speaker 1: that's looking to the side like room, you know, like cat,
Speaker 1: but he sounds from wanting a compliment and actually putting
Speaker 1: something out there that people will like, not kick um.
Speaker 1: But if you are the hidden agenda part is going
Speaker 1: to make it kiss. So Clayton, you pass the cat test.
Speaker 1: You are not kid. And if you have a question
Speaker 1: about being kid, you're not kid. Okay. So here's a
Speaker 1: quick story from Katie and this is for sure aka Okay.
Speaker 1: My friends and I are are all at a local
Speaker 1: dive bar, sitting at the high top table that faces
Speaker 1: out the front window where you can people watch all
Speaker 1: of the drunks stumble down the snow covered sidewalks. I
Speaker 1: hear my friends say, oh, man, look at this one.
Speaker 1: And here comes a tall, lanky dude riding a road
Speaker 1: bike through the snow with a fucking naked blow up
Speaker 1: doll tied to the back of his bike. Kick. This
Speaker 1: dude ends up stopping right in front of the bar,
Speaker 1: chains up his bike, and walks up to the bar entrance.
Speaker 1: Turns out the dude is my fucking thirty eight year
Speaker 1: old ex boyfriend who's just in town for the weekend.
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed for him, but mostly for myself. Oh man, God,
Speaker 1: that sucks to be calling out some guy from Afar
Speaker 1: and then be like, wait, I blew that guy. Oh
Speaker 1: that's so embarrassed. Um, good for you not being with
Speaker 1: him anymore. But also, what was the blow up doll for? Like?
Speaker 1: Is was he doing it? Because he's like, I lost,
Speaker 1: I'm in practical joker's pranking, you know, like he lost.
Speaker 1: He knows he's going to get to the bar. Everyone's
Speaker 1: gonna see the blow up doll. E's gonna get my
Speaker 1: high five, like, and he's just gonna go what that's Veronica?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What's the big deal? She's cooler
Speaker 1: than my girlfriend. She doesn't talk back like my fucking
Speaker 1: x lex Hey, Lexi. This guy is God, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: This guy is cud Ship. Like most guys tactics to
Speaker 1: get people to pay attention to them is cat um
Speaker 1: and in a way, in a small, very small way,
Speaker 1: sometimes cauld I still respect it a little bit, just
Speaker 1: because it's going to get social norms, and I do
Speaker 1: kind of like that something they're taking. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 1: afraid of that, yes myself, yes, but there is just
Speaker 1: something where it's like it would be refreshing if he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm just trying to get laid. So this
Speaker 1: gets the lady's attention, like knowing what you're doing, using it,
Speaker 1: just being honest is the is the antidote to cut.
Speaker 1: Do you have any other cause we have so many
Speaker 1: are right here and I thought, here is a voicemail
Speaker 1: from Gabby, Hey, Nikki, Andrew, Noah, this is Gabby. Um
Speaker 1: wanted to share a totally song with you guys. Remember
Speaker 1: this ship drugs withen wine wheats. So anyways, I love
Speaker 1: you guys so much. D Hi Gabby, I don't know
Speaker 1: that song. I don't either, but I do like that
Speaker 1: she kept it. Oh my god, she definitely followed the rules.
Speaker 1: I mean anything with wine weed, the something what was
Speaker 1: the first part the blank? The women? Women? I don't
Speaker 1: know that wine weed and women. I mean, it's kind
Speaker 1: of I kind of like that it's alliteration, and that
Speaker 1: guy definitely was if we just wrote a song about
Speaker 1: wine weed. I mean, I don't blame him for putting
Speaker 1: up a song, but it's kiss fuck and people who
Speaker 1: would blare it, we're definitely cool. I bet this girl
Speaker 1: is a lot younger than us and it was just
Speaker 1: a thing in college. Yeah, there's a ton of kiss song.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think to kill a song any kind
Speaker 1: of I mean, the only music I know is Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift and I'm not going to even get into some lyrics,
Speaker 1: but there's been a few. And by the way, I've
Speaker 1: been killed before too, so no hate, but a lot
Speaker 1: of country music is care Yeah. I come back not
Speaker 1: stronger than the nineties trend. Shots fired, No, not shots
Speaker 1: fired back. I actually like that lyric. It doesn't fit
Speaker 1: in the song Willow. The song is like you just
Speaker 1: I just love the idea of someone knowing that the
Speaker 1: thing they came up with is cool, like a lyric
Speaker 1: like you can tell that. She was probably like said
Speaker 1: that once because she's a fucking clothes horse word smith. Um,
Speaker 1: she's amazing with you know, just turns of phrase. So
Speaker 1: I come back not stronger than the nineties trend. She
Speaker 1: probably was like, oh fuck, yes, wrote it down and
Speaker 1: then I just think at one point she was like
Speaker 1: at the end of the album, she was putting it
Speaker 1: together and she goes, fuck shit, I forgot to put
Speaker 1: in stronger than the nineties trend. That's a really good lyric.
Speaker 1: Where can we put at you guys? And they're like, well,
Speaker 1: Willow has this lyric, isn't the strongest. We kind of
Speaker 1: had a placeholder, And she's like, Okay, let's throw it
Speaker 1: in here because it doesn't fit and it's a little
Speaker 1: bit and she does it like she says in a
Speaker 1: way that you're like, oh, she knows this is a
Speaker 1: good line. Hey, look shots firing man, shut off. They're
Speaker 1: not fired. We're not fired. I have nothing bad to
Speaker 1: say ever about Taylor Swift. Oh stop it in my mouth?
Speaker 1: Fors and a tour of his abandoned house. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Who am I? What are you reading
Speaker 1: the news? Andrew always looks downway's reading the news? But
Speaker 1: he was just doing an impression of a girl. Go
Speaker 1: on YouTube you can see Nellie's dick getting talked by me. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for listening to the show.
Speaker 1: We will be back to morrow. Um, maybe she do
Speaker 1: a little bit more or because for fan trax, because
Speaker 1: I feel like we didn't get through enough today, because
Speaker 1: we talked too much as always, UM, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for listening. We will see you tomorrow. Love you guys. Uh,
Speaker 1: don't be cut and no you can't just it has
Speaker 1: to be. It's bad out there.