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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's the Thinking Glaser Podcast. How are

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Speaker 1: you out there? It is Wednesday. We're in Mexico. Half

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Speaker 1: of our day just got chopped in half. Loved it

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Speaker 1: so much. Couldn't sleep till four am last night because

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking about how long my fucking day

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Speaker 1: was and how tired I was going to be. Then

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Speaker 1: I went to sleep and woke up like three hours

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Speaker 1: later to attacks that was like, you only have one thing?

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Speaker 1: Did you today? Did you love that text? Yeah? It

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Speaker 1: was nice. I mean, my day isn't as hard as

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Speaker 1: your day, but still got a way to wrap. Dude,

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Speaker 1: we're crushing these little diet cokes a little baby die

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Speaker 1: cokes on sit so tiny they got to be half

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Speaker 1: the size right of a regular can. What are we

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Speaker 1: talking here? Okay, a regular can? I got one next

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Speaker 1: to me is twelve ounces, obviously, and this is fucking

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Speaker 1: two million leads. No, don't do this to me. It's

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Speaker 1: interesting because I wonder why they go with for a can,

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Speaker 1: a big can, a regular can, and tot Why I

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Speaker 1: like Coke Light. I like the name of it. It

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Speaker 1: has a nice ring to it, you don't really have

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Speaker 1: to think about the whole diet. I know, calling it

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Speaker 1: diet really was a attempt on their part back when

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Speaker 1: it probably came out where that was like a cool word,

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Speaker 1: and now it's just such a not co word. I

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Speaker 1: can imagine them kind of maybe shifting, although diet cocus

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Speaker 1: such a brand name, and that Kanye has a new

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Speaker 1: song called it coke. Is that right? It's either a

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Speaker 1: song or an Instagram post. I don't know anymore one

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Speaker 1: of the same, but we are. I I got off

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Speaker 1: the sauce for so long and I'm back on so hard.

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Speaker 1: And there's such a nice little treat. These little ones there.

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Speaker 1: They'd make you feel like you're not doing any They're

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Speaker 1: the vaping of diet soda. Yeah. Yeah, it's like finger sandwiches. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'll just have fifteen fingers sandwiches. It's just one sandwich,

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Speaker 1: but really ate nine sandwiches. Like it doesn't add up,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I yeah, you'll get it in um.

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Speaker 1: They're so itty bitty though, and they make you feel

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Speaker 1: like you're not I also like they make me feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm not contributing as much trash, like it's all

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Speaker 1: just a lie because I drink how many do you

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Speaker 1: think you had yesterday? Honestly, like, really, I'm going deep.

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Speaker 1: I'm going in case a day easy or a twelve pack,

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Speaker 1: and they don't. They don't do anything for you that. Well,

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Speaker 1: we're idiots. We think they have caffeine in them because

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Speaker 1: we're on set all day. I think I need to

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Speaker 1: stay awake, but really I stay awake without Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'd be golfing in a way and alert on the field.

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Speaker 1: I know. Work for some reason makes you think we

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Speaker 1: need to just keep eating sugar, not sugar, but like

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Speaker 1: something to put put things in our body constantly to

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Speaker 1: like keep us going. Because because but but I will

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Speaker 1: say that if I wasn't working, I would be sleeping.

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Speaker 1: I on my days off, I don't. I'm not someone

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Speaker 1: who's like, let's go on an adventure. Yeah you do.

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Speaker 1: You play golf every time? Well, you do stuff. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The other day I picked up Robin to go do

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Speaker 1: laundry at my place, and I thought, we're just gonna

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Speaker 1: come back here to like go get it was the

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Speaker 1: day off. You're just gonna come back here and she's

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Speaker 1: gonna do her laundry, And then Jed and her both

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Speaker 1: get in the car and they're like, do you want

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Speaker 1: to go? So you want to go to the mall?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like what, Oh, okay, I didn't know. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad I wore like a semi decent outfit to come

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Speaker 1: get you. Um, and we went to the mall all

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Speaker 1: day and UM it ended up being really fun. But

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Speaker 1: I was kind of hot. I just I didn't know

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Speaker 1: we were going, and I was kind of just like,

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Speaker 1: oh did I I felt like I missed a text

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Speaker 1: or something, but I got no text. I looked back

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Speaker 1: later and I was like, oh no, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: about this at all. I think we're similar. We're not

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Speaker 1: mall people in the sense of like, let's go to

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Speaker 1: the mall and see what we figure out, like see

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Speaker 1: if we stumble. At least for me, I don't stumble

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Speaker 1: upon stuff. I know exactly what I canna get. I

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Speaker 1: go right to the foot locker. I get the same

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Speaker 1: shoes that I have in a different color, and I

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Speaker 1: get the funk out of there. Some people like to

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm making additional purchases for my wardrobe, and

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Speaker 1: so it was also going to be me trying things

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Speaker 1: on which I wore. I thank god, I wore um

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Speaker 1: biker shorts and like a tank top because I don't

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Speaker 1: like going and I don't like going in dressing rooms.

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Speaker 1: Just that lighting makes me hate myself. I just can't

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Speaker 1: do one thing they got to get right. So I

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Speaker 1: just changed in the middle of the store. I just

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Speaker 1: put things on top of my biker shorts and and

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Speaker 1: if things were a little tight, I was like they

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Speaker 1: should be. It's like tying on something with big socks,

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Speaker 1: you know where you're like, I'd rather show my vagina

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Speaker 1: to an eight year old boy than go in that lighting.

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Speaker 1: I will not take off my clothes in a dressing round.

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Speaker 1: Why is the lighting so bad in there? That's the

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Speaker 1: one thing they have to get a good mirror, Like

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Speaker 1: they need a good mirror. I guess there's not bad,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I think they do it because people

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Speaker 1: like me go, you know what, I don't need to

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Speaker 1: try it on. I'm gonna just buy a bunch of ship,

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Speaker 1: take it, return it, and then I don't return it,

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Speaker 1: and then they make all the money. Because I hate

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they have there's always a line even though

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Speaker 1: there's like, you know, no one in the store. Don't

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Speaker 1: even buys a retail anymore. Who's shopping in person? I

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Speaker 1: think they just hire people in there sit in the

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Speaker 1: dressing room. But it's it's not a system where you

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Speaker 1: feel like But every single one of my friends loves

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Speaker 1: trying on stuff. They're always like I'm going to the

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Speaker 1: dressing room and like, what's wrong with you? I'll flex

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Speaker 1: in any dressing room that I go in. If there's

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Speaker 1: good lighting, I'll try to see how rip. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a bad lighting. No, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's weird. My body can look someone semi decent or

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Speaker 1: look like a fucking you know, a bull of pudding

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Speaker 1: with you. I don't, It's just it looks really bad

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Speaker 1: depending on the lighting. It's like who it I don't

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Speaker 1: even know who I am? Shirt or the just a shirt.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, depending on if you're wearing a shirt, the

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Speaker 1: lighting on your stomach a shirt, it's not my body,

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Speaker 1: couldn't be my body, but light is it blows my mind.

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Speaker 1: Like Lulu. Lemon has great lighting in there. They know

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Speaker 1: never been in one. I go to Lu and all

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Speaker 1: the time, will not step foot in one of those

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Speaker 1: dressing rooms. Won't do it. Trying things on the floor

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Speaker 1: if I can't try it on the floor, I take

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Speaker 1: it home. If it doesn't fit, I give it to

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Speaker 1: it back. I never returned. That's the thing. I don't

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Speaker 1: return things. I always think it might Whenever I return

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Speaker 1: some thing, I get almost nervous that I'm breaking the

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Speaker 1: law and like they think I wore it, or there's

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Speaker 1: always that kind of the same guilt that follows me

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Speaker 1: through customs. You don't like maybe going with a boyfriend

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Speaker 1: because I like putting hairin up a balloon in my

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Speaker 1: asshole when I go return a jacket to the gap anyway, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's the big gap you're talking about in

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Speaker 1: your asshole for the hair with um baby gap. It's

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Speaker 1: just a little baby gap. Oh my god, my ass

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Speaker 1: was just called the baby gapp Okay, come back up.

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Speaker 1: Do you like if let's say you go with a boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: you try on, maybe you don't look in the mirror,

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Speaker 1: but you come out for him to be like, is

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Speaker 1: this cute? Do you like that whole process? M I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say a hard note because I don't want him.

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Speaker 1: Because if I like something and I see him go,

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Speaker 1: it's going to affect whether or not I get it,

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Speaker 1: and I don't give a funk whether or not he

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Speaker 1: it's about what I don't want to say. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a funk because I do care about being adorable

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Speaker 1: to the guy that I like. If you listen to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, you know that I like, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to look healthy. I want to look up our no I.

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Speaker 1: But I think that a lot of times I have

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Speaker 1: fashion choices that let's just say, Chris, the guy I'm seeing,

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Speaker 1: is just probably like It's not like he would say

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Speaker 1: something like it's not my favorite, but if you like it?

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Speaker 1: You know that kind of thing where it's like i'd

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Speaker 1: rather just do you not partake in this? And I

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Speaker 1: love that answer me, but yeah, I wouldn't wear it.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you're a guy and this is a

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Speaker 1: sun dress. Um I H. And I don't also think

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Speaker 1: that he's really he's such a cutie when he has

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Speaker 1: like he really is like a I don't want to

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Speaker 1: say he's not like a clothes horse. Is that what

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Speaker 1: they call it. I think they call it like a

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Speaker 1: clothes horse when people are like obsessed with clothes or

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Speaker 1: like love garments, right, No, I've I've heard that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's a clothes hen. He likes clothes, Yeah, he does.

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Speaker 1: He really he cares like I can't buy him close

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Speaker 1: because they will be wrong, you know, like it'll be

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Speaker 1: I bought him a lot of stuff and it's just

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Speaker 1: like not the right size by like a small margin.

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Speaker 1: He used to put his T shirts on the roof

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Speaker 1: of his apartment in Brooklyn to age them, just like

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Speaker 1: just leave them over a season so it's snow and

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Speaker 1: more worn. He's so patients. He's one of the most

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Speaker 1: I don't understand patients look weathered. Yeah, I'd rather some

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Speaker 1: woman in Bangladesh stomp on it for a while, um

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Speaker 1: wait son. But he he's very particular about his clothes.

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Speaker 1: And so if I especially if I'm like if I

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Speaker 1: like something on him, he's like very like happy. I

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Speaker 1: can tell he's like, like I said, it's like really

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I always like something that's unbuttoned

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Speaker 1: and has a little bit of a chest hair coming out. Interesting.

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Speaker 1: I like to see a little man peeking out, you know,

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Speaker 1: the other day for because look stupid. V next, I

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Speaker 1: look insanely bad. You needed extra shirts because you have

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Speaker 1: not done laundry since you got here, and you brought

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Speaker 1: a tiny bindle stick of clothing. You probably I haven't

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Speaker 1: done laundry because there's no laundry on your promises. You

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Speaker 1: just bring the bag downstairs. They do the line really okay,

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Speaker 1: but I haven't done it. Okay, so I know because

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Speaker 1: I know you. Yeah, and if you did laundry, you

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Speaker 1: would have told me about it. No, I don't bragged

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Speaker 1: you about my laundry doing. You would feel very accomplished

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Speaker 1: if you got your laundry done. You this is what

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Speaker 1: you would say. You know, it's so nice. That's when

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Speaker 1: it comes back all folded. You would say something like that.

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Speaker 1: I would love comes back. How do they get it

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Speaker 1: so crisp? How how did they get it into square? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How do they do that? I don't know. It isn't

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Speaker 1: really Oh. When I used to send out for my laundry,

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Speaker 1: it was so nice. A fluff and fold. Dude, if

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Speaker 1: you've worked in retail, you could fold. Like my brother

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Speaker 1: it's wild. I mean but they said, den, there's one

424
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: doctor that goes it's It's not that it's a miracle

425
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,679
Speaker 1: right away, not by far. It takes a couple of

426
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 1: months for them to do like the rehab and all that,

427
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 1: to learn how to even do that again. Yeah, one

428
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: guy did a back flip like those robotics, those dynamics

429
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 1: whatever it's called. Oh my god, so scary. Well, you

430
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: know what, people losing arm and they get an attachment

431
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 1: and then they can like think in the arm will

432
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 1: like this like it reads the brain impulses of what

433
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: you would want to do. Those are so that's so cool.

434
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: It's wild that with all the technology we have, whoever

435
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: made us or whatever made us is still way ahead

436
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: of like whatever we think we know. Isn't that crazy? Wait?

437
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 1: What do you think made us? So you think that

438
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: humans were just like snap of the finger and we appeared. No,

439
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 1: I'm just saying whatever we evolved into our whatever our

440
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: d n A is inside us, our fucking brains or everything.

441
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 1: It's more complex. It's more complex than even you know,

442
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 1: we can't even imagine. But it will get there. We'll

443
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: get there where we're gonna be. I don't think we'll

444
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: get I mean I don't think we'll get there to

445
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,959
Speaker 1: the like before. I think, hman, we wiped out before

446
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: we honestly understand every like everything that the brain, and like,

447
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: there's still some things like they still don't know, like

448
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: what really hiccups are or what that weird twitch on

449
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 1: your arm is. Sometimes they're like divite ear tired. People

450
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: still don't know. Um, I've got why we have a

451
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: fucking pancreas or some ship you know those things. Wait, people, no,

452
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: uh people, there's still like some anomalies where they go appendix.

453
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: I think appendix. That's what I meant, Yeah, the pancreas.

454
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: I think people there are some things we just don't

455
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 1: need in our bodies. The appendix. I think people get

456
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: their spleen take bowlers, tonsils, what about your Yeah, those

457
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: are consoles And I was not. Tonsils were the thing

458
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: in the back of the langy things in the back

459
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: of my throat. That's uh, I forget what you're not

460
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: your molars? What are you? Yeah, that's what you're thinking of.

461
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I was thinking of too. Tonsils are

462
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: the things wisdom, teeth, Yeah, you don't need those. You

463
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: don't need um, I don't really mean my ear lobe,

464
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: Well you do. You don't need your pinky toe that's

465
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: going away, apparently, at least that's what I was told.

466
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: Mine is pretty much curled up like a little snail. Yeah,

467
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: like a hundred years, we won't have we'll have four

468
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: toes on no way, where did you hear that? TikTok?

469
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: I just made it up. But I we need all

470
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: those to kind of grip the ground, g the g

471
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 1: but we actually don't because we wear shoes now. So

472
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: that is a good point. What No. I just love

473
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: the idea that these chips going on these paralyzed guys.

474
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's a badass. I think that's like,

475
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, imagine like you're fucking your brother got

476
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: a car wreck and next day he's like, oh no, dude,

477
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: I'm get off the show. We're talking about the cochlear

478
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: implant yesterday. Ocular yeah, you were calling it the ocular implant. Yeah,

479
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: you're really proud of that word. Yeah, it's close. Yeah,

480
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: if you had bad hearing, you wouldn't know I said

481
00:26:53,920 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: it wrong. If you're in need of one, the co clear.

482
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: But well, there's a whole you know. Uh. A lot

483
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: of the deaf community is like funck those things because

484
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: we're a whole. We're a whole culture that we don't need.

485
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: We are the sound of metal. That was great with

486
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: riz Ahmed. He is a hot guy. You like him,

487
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: man man man man um Yeah so uh no he um. Yeah.

488
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: In in the movie, he goes deaf from drumming, and

489
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: then he wants to get a cochlear implant because he's

490
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: like fuck this, I hate this. I don't want to

491
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: be deaf. And then he goes to live on a

492
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: death farm where all these people are just deaf to

493
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: learn how to like accept the culture and be like

494
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm deaf now and it's actually cool and it's like

495
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: there's no, it's not a handicap and all these things

496
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: and um, and they're pretty much say like you can't

497
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: come back if you get that cochlear implant, you're not

498
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 1: one of us anymore. And it's the it's the biggest no,

499
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: no possible. It's like you're excommunicated from the deaf community

500
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: if you get the coolar implant, because it's just saying

501
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: like that deafness is something you should fix and they

502
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 1: don't think it is. And there it's really the deaf deaf.

503
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't know exactly what they're called,

504
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: but the deaf culture is very fascinating to me. And

505
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: I like that they have their own like club and

506
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: are very being protective of it. Depending on what your

507
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: profession is too, Like he was a drummer, so like

508
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 1: there's pressure there, you know what I mean, Like if

509
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: you were just you know, I mean, his whole livelihood

510
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 1: was based off of that. His whole you know what

511
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: I mean. Also, he wanted to get back with his girl,

512
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: and he thought the only way was to be able

513
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: to play drums. Again. Those videos where the babies starts

514
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: here in the ship, I could do a pretty good impression.

515
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: All right, let's see, ready, we just put the calcular

516
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: implant inside the baby's ear. Hey, hey, Stephanie, Stephanie, Hey,

517
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: that's it nice. Just the first sound they go, it's

518
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: so cute, or they smile, They just go Oh, it's

519
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: so fucking cute. Have you seen the videos where people

520
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: are color blind. The guys are color blind and they

521
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: get thin glasses. Those are so fucking touching every single time.

522
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: They cry every single time, and every color blind person

523
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: have those though, Like they're not that expensive. They're not

524
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: a great looking frame either. Yeah, they're we need to

525
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: make some like Gray Bands needs to get on that.

526
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: I I'm dying to give someone in my life those.

527
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, I took the color blind test to see

528
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: if I was. I was, because it's to be that

529
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: moved by seeing color is so cool. I wonder how

530
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: long that lasts, you know what I mean, how excited

531
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: you get? Yeah, it's my sky. I just love those videos,

532
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: really seeing men like cry when they don't expect it

533
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: because at first they just go, wow, that's what you

534
00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: guys see all the time. Cool, it's really beautiful like

535
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: they had first. They're very cool, like fucking mountain. I

536
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: can just like see it's like kind of purple mountains

537
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: whatever those trees are. That's hute. And I've never been moved.

538
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: Look like, I've never been moved in that. That's the

539
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: color of tids. Like it's just like I also love

540
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: the idea of a nipples are cogglear and bland, being like,

541
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: what about a cocket black? That's what moms sounds. He

542
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: just takes it out like Okay, I'm good, I'm good.

543
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: Mom sounds like like what she told me to clean

544
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: my room, and it sounded like, yeah, a bomb going off,

545
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: you know where everyone's I mean, it is wild to

546
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: think that you see like a dog, like, dogs don't

547
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: see color. They're color blind. Maybe if we put the

548
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: glasses on Luigi, he would feel something. But my dog

549
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: was racist growing up, so well they can see it

550
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: was interesting. I mean, yeah, it's well, dogs are angry

551
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: at what they're unfamiliar with. So I'm guessing your dog

552
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: didn't wasn't raised like I think that dogs if they're

553
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: raised by a family with darker skin and that's all

554
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: they see, then they see a sucking whitey come delivering mail,

555
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: they're going to freak out. But yeah, it's and it

556
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: was wild. Marge would always attack anyone that came to

557
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: do work on our house or just like Andie Letterman

558
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: would have a great joke about that. Did you ever

559
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: hear that joke? She's like, my dogs, you know, just

560
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: my dog's racist, just like treats black people differently. I'll

561
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: be walking into the street and she'll see a black guy,

562
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: she'll just she just it's maybe it's me that she's

563
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: reading off of, like my kind of instincts, so that

564
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: she just starts sucking their dick. Something like that was

565
00:31:54,880 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: really good, all right, next news story, Um, open phone,

566
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: open it up. Okay, So here we go, as slab

567
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: groom a quote slab unquote slab. I don't know how

568
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: to do that. Okay, yes, yes, Groom is ripped apart

569
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: online for wearing a T shirt and faded jeans to

570
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: his wedding. Now his wife dressed hot like whatever, like

571
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: wedding dressed. Okay, wait, so I didn't know this until

572
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: I read a little bit more closely. They're both sixteen,

573
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the fuck? But anyway, back to

574
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: the outfit. Okay, she is dressed. She looks like a

575
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: Instagram filter. I mean, she definitely got a filter on that.

576
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: But she's got she's I mean, she's fully dressed like

577
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: a bride, veil everything. And then the guy is wearing

578
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: a shirt that says Angelus Angels expensive T shirt. It

579
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: is like they're no it's like two eighty two four bucks. No, wait,

580
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 1: how do you know that? Well, one, I know because

581
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: I read the article too. I saw our friend Giohnny

582
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: wearing palm angels the other day and I was like,

583
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: why does any Everyone's like, god, your outfit to cost

584
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: more to my house. I was like, those jeans this

585
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: guy is wearing are terrible. I mean, I don't see

586
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: a problem with this. I mean people are reacting horribly.

587
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: She's fine with it, That's okay. Van looked thrilled. She

588
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: I mean she well, she looks like she's posing, like

589
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: she's doing sixteen and getting Yeah, she's posing for sure.

590
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: And you can you can't look happy in a picture

591
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: to look really sexy. If you got married in your

592
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: husband was like, hey, can we just do a casual

593
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: like we could have people there? But can we not

594
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: do the whole like wedding dress thing. How would you

595
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: feel about that? Um? No, I don't want to wear

596
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: all that beated ship and like a corset, but I

597
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: would want to. I want to look like like a bride.

598
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: I would want to look like and I would know

599
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: I would want it to be a formal thing. But

600
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: it depends on the person because you, I'm just gonna

601
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: do me And and he shows up wearing no or

602
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: a Nascar outfit. No, oh yeah, he's wearing the F

603
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 1: one f Onzie. Um, why didn't we make that connection before?

604
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: I know? I'm I'm a big stickler for myself about

605
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: men dressing up for occasions, like when it's a dinner,

606
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: a nice dinner, or I've I've put a lot of

607
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: effort in and it doesn't match their effort. I feel

608
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 1: so stupid. I go all and I know it doesn't

609
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: mean all of this, but I go to a place

610
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: of you don't care about you. You're not trying as

611
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: much as I am in this relationship. You you're trying

612
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: to get through this dinner. You'd rather just do take out.

613
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: I want to go, like, have a nice evening. I

614
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: want pictures of this. You don't even care like. I

615
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: just go to like you don't love me? And that. Yeah.

616
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: The first time I ever went over to Chris's house

617
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: and he was like and he didn't know that I

618
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: like liked him. It was I was the host of

619
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: that show at the time and he was a producer

620
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: on it, and I was like, oh, I'm I want

621
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: to make chili with you because they were making he

622
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: was making chili for the cast when Sunday and I

623
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: went over and I was like, um, what do you wear?

624
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm ready. I showed up in a Teddy

625
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: Bear costume and and I showed up, and I remember

626
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: he said, Oh, well, it's pretty chill over here at Sunday.

627
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: We're just hanging out. I might be in sweatpants, not

628
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: a big deal. Like that's just the way he like,

629
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: he was probably being flirty. And I had been triggered

630
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: before by a guy showing up in sweatpants when I

631
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: like looked so cute and just he just like goes

632
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 1: to the door and opens it and then walks away

633
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: from it, you know what I mean, like unlocks it

634
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: and I just have to let myself in, and then

635
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: he's already be lining it back to the couch before

636
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: I even stepped in, and he just falls back on

637
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: the couch and he has no socks on, and that

638
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: he is, you know, just his sweatpants are fucking dirty

639
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: and hanging off his fucking body, and uh, and you

640
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: just go, this guy doesn't even like me, when meanwhile

641
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: he probably does. He just doesn't like But to me,

642
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: that stuff matters, and I remember being like, if you

643
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: are wearing sweatpants when I opened that door, I will

644
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: be very upset. Like I got weird about it, and

645
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: he was just like, okay, Like I'm sure now if

646
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: a girl was like, don't hear I think I just

647
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: said you better not please put on some goddamn jeans

648
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: or so, you know. I probably made a joke about it.

649
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: But he answered the door. I think I've told this before,

650
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: but he answered the door, and I thought they were sweatpants,

651
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: and I seriously, my hope, my heart sunk because I

652
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: was like, I asked for this and he's wearing fucking sweatpants.

653
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 1: But they were like colored jeans, and I was like, yes,

654
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: he loves me. Always do a little test or whatever.

655
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, we gotta go to break and

656
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: we'll come back with why do I care? And then

657
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: a collection of kids, all right, why do I care?

658
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Oh boy, this is pretty wild,

659
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: And that's what I was watching the video while we

660
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: were starting. Um Nellie apologizes after a video of him

661
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: receiving oral sex somehow ended up on his Instagram story.

662
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: I sincerely apologize to a young lady and her family.

663
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: This is unwanted publicity for her them. While Nellie's face

664
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: was not visible in the x Rady clip, his voice

665
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 1: could be heard saying it filmed an unidentified woman before

666
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: me oral sex, So why is it embarrassing for her

667
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: and her family? If she could you see her? I

668
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: felt like you could see her pretty well. Really did

669
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: you see You couldn't really see him, but you could

670
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: hear him. I didn't watch the video though. Did you

671
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: see his dick? Or didn't you just hear her head?

672
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: But I only saw one video and I didn't cock,

673
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: which is probably a good thing for him, because like

674
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: it didn't show I think maybe it did. Maybe I

675
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: just saw a video that's cut off. If you had

676
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: a huge dick, though, would you mind people seeing that?

677
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: That's the thing? Did he release it because his cock

678
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: looked good? Who knows? It's been a while, and I'm

679
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: sure he didn't mean to be times where I almost

680
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: posted something on my story that was so not made

681
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 1: for the story. But it's just like it's so weird

682
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: my hand with like, like I've never accidentally posted stories,

683
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: but there's been times where it's almost slipped and I've

684
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: gone like and then sometimes it doesn't load, you know,

685
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 1: and then you have to wait for it to load

686
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: before you delete it, and so then you get distracted

687
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: by someone and then it's just load. Oh, it's just

688
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: sometimes it goes your Facebook story. Well that's what his

689
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: people are saying, speculated that he got hacked, which to

690
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: me sounds like they don't know penalized by Instagram for

691
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: putting up world sex and what do would you just

692
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: see the woman's head? Like, do you see your slobbing

693
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: on a knob? For fifteen seconds? It's a It was

694
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 1: a minute long video different stories. The boy. I wonder

695
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: how long was it up for? Um? I love the

696
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: one person who's watching Nellie's stories and caught it and

697
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: was just like I knew my ticket would come in someday.

698
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: There's not there's can't be that. Maybe stories. He's got

699
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: three point three million follows, but the screen recording of

700
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: it one of them, depending on how long he's left

701
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: it up. I mean, who the hell is getting ready? Like? What?

702
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: Oh there's a stick? Get get get get it? You

703
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like if I saw Dick, I'd

704
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: go back and screen record immediately, you know what I mean?

705
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: Screen recording is just a nice little feature. It really is,

706
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: and it's not on until you put it on, which

707
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: is interesting. I mean, I don't know how much money

708
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: would it cost? Huh? How much? What did what costs? Yeah,

709
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: we're talking about Louis. It might look so cool, Um,

710
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: you should buy it and then it's um no, But

711
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm how much do you think, like if you were

712
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: putting out an album and you were like, your record

713
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: sales are gonna go? Here we go. Old conspiracy theorist

714
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: Andrew saying that every post about a song with Neil Young,

715
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 1: Nelly Young, did you think about it? Put it together?

716
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 1: Didn't really know? Oh that was a Neil Young thing

717
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: that you said. Yeah, you think everything's publiciting listen can

718
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: it be both? And also no, it can't because it

719
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: would be U. Yeah. Um, I'm just asking what how

720
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: much money would it take for you to put up

721
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: a quick instant story. I'm telling you, dude, if I

722
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: wanted publicity, I could put up a fucking sex tape.

723
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. What's the what's the number? I

724
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it because I don't lie, and I would

725
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: have to pretend like I accidentally did it, and I

726
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: can't do it. I mean, no, it's not. But I

727
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: think that if I got to a point my career

728
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: where I mean, that's how so many women have become

729
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: extremely famous is releasing sex tapes and then claiming that

730
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: they were hacked. Well, the problem is now is like

731
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: there's been so many it's not a big thing anymore.

732
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: I swear to God if I released, if something got

733
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,959
Speaker 1: leaked from me, it would any time I get any

734
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: bad press, anytime anything happens that's bad. It's always been

735
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: good for me, and I've always gone, oh no, but

736
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: it's always I get Google or Google. The only thing

737
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: you want is people seeing your name. It doesn't really

738
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: matter the context at some point, especially when it's not

739
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: something that's like that bad, and especially if it's I

740
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: was violated and I also look amazing. That's the thing.

741
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: His penis, I assume, looked pretty big. Well, it's hard

742
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: to make it. Probably. Well, let's just say, just because

743
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: you have a big penis or a hot box doesn't

744
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: mean you did purposely do it. No. I think it

745
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: actually could be the red herring that makes you go, oh,

746
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 1: this guy would never release this. His dick looks small.

747
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: But also we're talking about him you know, like it

748
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: could be the thing like if a guy's video came

749
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: out and his dick was small, you go, there's no

750
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: way he did this. Maybe he did it because he

751
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: goes No one would ever think that I small dick

752
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: man would at least one. I'm just saying, Andrew, it's

753
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: a good point. But what you would you ever do?

754
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes how much money I get, Well, it means it

755
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 1: could mean the difference between you having a number one. Yeah,

756
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: that wouldn't happen. If a girl was blowing me, I

757
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: would get me. I'd probably lose nine followers. No, we've

758
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: talked about this. We talked about this. Men on Instagram

759
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,479
Speaker 1: when they post pictures with their girlfriends, but they get

760
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: so many likes more than any other post, and women

761
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,760
Speaker 1: when they post pictures with their boyfriends they lose followers.

762
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: Is my argument is that not if the guy is

763
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 1: more famous just than the woman. Um okay, but take

764
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: that out of it. I will say that men when

765
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: they post with a woman who's not famous that's their girlfriend,

766
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: they get more like steven women women just like I mean,

767
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Whenever a guy I'm crushing on

768
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,959
Speaker 1: on Instagram and I followed just because they're like hot,

769
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: they have like, oh, we're expecting. I'm like, I'm follow like,

770
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 1: I just don't. I've got I go. I don't want

771
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: to see this. It makes me jealous. I want to,

772
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: like my fantasy is that will end up together or whatever,

773
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: you know, Like I just don't. Sometimes I'm just jealous

774
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: or I want to mute, but it would make me

775
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: not like it as much. But for some reason, I've

776
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: noticed when guys are like this is my girl, people

777
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: fucking twenty thousand likes in a minute, and women, I mean,

778
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 1: I've heard I've never done it, but when you post

779
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: like my boo drop off severe I mean follower male

780
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: followership on Instagram, even though men seem to very much

781
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: hate me on Reddit and YouTube and Facebook and in

782
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: my family and personal life and in the room. M No.

783
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think, like if if U yeah,

784
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: I think it's probably because like guys, I guess cultures.

785
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: I want to do some actual like I wouldn't some

786
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: research on this because I want to. I want to

787
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: prove my point. Because if you go to J. J.

788
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: Watt's wife's Instagram, right, she'll put up a picture of

789
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: her playing soccer she's a professional soccer player, maybe like,

790
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 1: you know, ten thousand likes. Then if she puts up

791
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: a picture of her and him, that's different. When they're

792
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 1: a family that you know that is like Tom Brady

793
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: and Giselle together, Oh my god, of course they're going

794
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: to be it's gonna get more likes. But I'm talking

795
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: about girls that are have been single before that. Then

796
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: when the guy like are announcing their boyfriends, I think

797
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: I would say that first announcement is going to get

798
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: more likes than than you've ever got. Okay, maybe let's

799
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: not do first announcement, let's do like. But a girl

800
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,959
Speaker 1: that is like with a guy for under a year

801
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: and posts about him, then it's going to get less.

802
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: Let's get a collection. Also depends on who your followers are,

803
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: So your followers are different. You have a lot of

804
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: male followers that probably don't want to see you with

805
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: another guy. But if you're just a regular girl who's

806
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: like announced, like just putting a phote, they get more

807
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: likes when they're in a couple. That's why they do

808
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: it all the time. I'm just saying that girls who

809
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: follow men are usually supportive when they get girlfriends and

810
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: men who follow women are not supportive. Depends if they're famous,

811
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: I think okay, but also someone who is not famous.

812
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: As someone who's not famous, I can agree with what

813
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: Nikki says. When you put up a picture with you

814
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 1: an IV, you get less likes, just like in general

815
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 1: through my whole life, when there's a guy involved, there's

816
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: less interest from other people you know, likes whatever, or

817
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: even like in real life when it's just me, there's

818
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: more interest. Yep, yep, because men. I mean this goes

819
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: back to men just wanting to funk everything and when

820
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: there's a man in the picture, you can't suck it.

821
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: But women know that men will still fuck you even

822
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: if you have a woman in your poture. So the

823
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 1: code I want, I want our listeners send in if

824
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: you have a boyfriend a girlfriend or no, if you

825
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend and you're a girl, sending your latest

826
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: pick of you alone and your latest pick of you

827
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: with your your significant other, and love starts seeing, and

828
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: do not try to suade us either way. You pick

829
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: the latest picture of your boyfriend where it's like out

830
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: back or whatever, right or and then and it can't

831
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: and then one it can't be one that he might

832
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: be it might be your brother here, my boyfriend. But

833
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of variables here. If the girls

834
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: in a bikini alone, it can't compare clothed both have

835
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: and then we compare and they have to be like

836
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: kind of recent you know, and don't pick your don't

837
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: try to just pick your latest alone picture. Don't pick

838
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 1: the one. Don't try to impress us with your numbers.

839
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: You're not going to and know like alone selfie, like

840
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: my dog just died, Like no bullshit like that either. Okay,

841
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: let's try this and maybe give us a sampling, because

842
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,439
Speaker 1: maybe just ticking one we won't get a good gist

843
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, give us the a nice slampling. Okay,

844
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: let us know we appreciate it. Okay, let's get to

845
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: collection of kids getting ready. So so, if you are

846
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: new to the show, welcome to the show. Um. A

847
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: big word we use around here is could. It originated

848
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: in high school with me and my friends. It is

849
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: a way to describe someone who's doing something so that

850
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: other people perceived them to be cool, but they act

851
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: like they're not doing it on purpose. They act like

852
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: it's just a part of them. However, if they were

853
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: alone in a vacuum. They would not do it, So

854
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: it is only to act like they're cool. Um, the

855
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 1: you know, prime example of this is revving your engine,

856
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: just peeling out culture or having any kind of shirt

857
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: that's like my shirt that I just got called that

858
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: say butt wiser. It's just like like anything that's just

859
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: makes you look like you drink a lot or like

860
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: is trying to persu make people perceive you in a

861
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 1: way that you really aren't. Truly, it's just you trying

862
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: to be cool but acting like you're not. Like a

863
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: license plate that says like, you know, hey, big nuts

864
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: or whatever, something something like that, something where you're bragging

865
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: and you're not really being helf aware of such a

866
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: satisfying word once you start using it and you just

867
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: hop and you say it with disdain, and people that

868
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: don't even know what it means just get a sense

869
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: that they somehow are awful and need to change. Alright,

870
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: So what do we got? What are some good ones?

871
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 1: All right? Here's a voicemail from Clayton. Hey, what's up, Nikki,

872
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah big fan of the pod. You guys

873
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: keep work. Um, I'm in the process of trying to

874
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: catch up through all the episodes the seventies now, so

875
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: we're hoping to be up the current date soon. Oh

876
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: my god. Um, but yeah, I keep bringing me all

877
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: the swells. It's been an awesome ride so far, journey

878
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: of self discovery and laughs, and I just love the openness. Um.

879
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: But what I want to talk to you guys today

880
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: about is perhaps a potential kill moment. I just want

881
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 1: to know. I skateboard as a hobby, um, and I've

882
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: been making a lot of progress with it lately, and

883
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: I've been very proud of myself. I sort of relate

884
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: to Nikki and her guitar adventures. Um. But I posted

885
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: a video on Instagram showing off my progress on some tricks.

886
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: Of course, it's for my own gain so people can

887
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: congratulate me and see how far I've come. I just

888
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: sort of had this moment after I posted it, like, oh,

889
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: I think I'm being anyways, all the best you guys,

890
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: take care, um and keep on rocking. Clayton, thank you

891
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: so much for your Quand I want to be friends

892
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: with that guy. That guy, now, this is an interesting one.

893
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: I get a lot of best He's asking I'm probably

894
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: being could when I do this and I gotta say

895
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: if this is this one is tough though, because would

896
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: he posted in a vacuum? No, because what would be

897
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: the point of that. There's no one else that exists.

898
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: You can't get feedback. But the involves acting like you're

899
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: not doing what you're doing. And when you're posting picture

900
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: of the clip of you doing tricks, it's very clear

901
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: that you're you're not going, uh, look at how I

902
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: fucking follow my ass at the end here. But it's

903
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: a bunch of you cool tricks. First, that would be

904
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 1: there's no hidden exactly. You are blatantly putting it out

905
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 1: there like this is a cool thing that I'm trying

906
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: to do. I'm showing myself like, you know, stumbling into

907
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: this new territory when I'm kind of proud of myself.

908
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: Not could at all. Doesn't even think the caption matter.

909
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: I think if the captions like, hey, I'm learning, I mean,

910
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: I can't believe, you know, he probably sounds like he's

911
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: like in his mid twenties to learn skateboarding later in life. Yes,

912
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: that's it. Just it's just cool. And so if he's like, hey,

913
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: I you know, I'm starting to his later in life.

914
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,439
Speaker 1: Check out my progress great, But if it's more like

915
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: you suck I rule, like like something like like over

916
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: the top of like or if it's like an emoji

917
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:07,720
Speaker 1: that's looking to the side like room, you know, like cat,

918
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: but he sounds from wanting a compliment and actually putting

919
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: something out there that people will like, not kick um.

920
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: But if you are the hidden agenda part is going

921
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: to make it kiss. So Clayton, you pass the cat test.

922
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: You are not kid. And if you have a question

923
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: about being kid, you're not kid. Okay. So here's a

924
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: quick story from Katie and this is for sure aka Okay.

925
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,720
Speaker 1: My friends and I are are all at a local

926
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 1: dive bar, sitting at the high top table that faces

927
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: out the front window where you can people watch all

928
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: of the drunks stumble down the snow covered sidewalks. I

929
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: hear my friends say, oh, man, look at this one.

930
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: And here comes a tall, lanky dude riding a road

931
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: bike through the snow with a fucking naked blow up

932
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 1: doll tied to the back of his bike. Kick. This

933
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 1: dude ends up stopping right in front of the bar,

934
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: chains up his bike, and walks up to the bar entrance.

935
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: Turns out the dude is my fucking thirty eight year

936
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: old ex boyfriend who's just in town for the weekend.

937
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed for him, but mostly for myself. Oh man, God,

938
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: that sucks to be calling out some guy from Afar

939
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: and then be like, wait, I blew that guy. Oh

940
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: that's so embarrassed. Um, good for you not being with

941
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: him anymore. But also, what was the blow up doll for? Like?

942
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: Is was he doing it? Because he's like, I lost,

943
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm in practical joker's pranking, you know, like he lost.

944
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: He knows he's going to get to the bar. Everyone's

945
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: gonna see the blow up doll. E's gonna get my

946
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: high five, like, and he's just gonna go what that's Veronica?

947
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What's the big deal? She's cooler

948
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: than my girlfriend. She doesn't talk back like my fucking

949
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: x lex Hey, Lexi. This guy is God, that's so funny.

950
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: This guy is cud Ship. Like most guys tactics to

951
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: get people to pay attention to them is cat um

952
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: and in a way, in a small, very small way,

953
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: sometimes cauld I still respect it a little bit, just

954
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: because it's going to get social norms, and I do

955
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 1: kind of like that something they're taking. Yeah, and I'm

956
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 1: afraid of that, yes myself, yes, but there is just

957
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: something where it's like it would be refreshing if he

958
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: was like, I'm just trying to get laid. So this

959
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: gets the lady's attention, like knowing what you're doing, using it,

960
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: just being honest is the is the antidote to cut.

961
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: Do you have any other cause we have so many

962
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: are right here and I thought, here is a voicemail

963
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: from Gabby, Hey, Nikki, Andrew, Noah, this is Gabby. Um

964
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: wanted to share a totally song with you guys. Remember

965
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: this ship drugs withen wine wheats. So anyways, I love

966
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: you guys so much. D Hi Gabby, I don't know

967
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: that song. I don't either, but I do like that

968
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: she kept it. Oh my god, she definitely followed the rules.

969
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: I mean anything with wine weed, the something what was

970
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: the first part the blank? The women? Women? I don't

971
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: know that wine weed and women. I mean, it's kind

972
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: of I kind of like that it's alliteration, and that

973
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: guy definitely was if we just wrote a song about

974
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: wine weed. I mean, I don't blame him for putting

975
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: up a song, but it's kiss fuck and people who

976
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 1: would blare it, we're definitely cool. I bet this girl

977
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: is a lot younger than us and it was just

978
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: a thing in college. Yeah, there's a ton of kiss song.

979
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think to kill a song any kind

980
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 1: of I mean, the only music I know is Taylor

981
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: Swift and I'm not going to even get into some lyrics,

982
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 1: but there's been a few. And by the way, I've

983
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: been killed before too, so no hate, but a lot

984
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: of country music is care Yeah. I come back not

985
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 1: stronger than the nineties trend. Shots fired, No, not shots

986
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: fired back. I actually like that lyric. It doesn't fit

987
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: in the song Willow. The song is like you just

988
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: I just love the idea of someone knowing that the

989
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: thing they came up with is cool, like a lyric

990
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: like you can tell that. She was probably like said

991
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:39,959
Speaker 1: that once because she's a fucking clothes horse word smith. Um,

992
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 1: she's amazing with you know, just turns of phrase. So

993
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: I come back not stronger than the nineties trend. She

994
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: probably was like, oh fuck, yes, wrote it down and

995
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 1: then I just think at one point she was like

996
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: at the end of the album, she was putting it

997
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: together and she goes, fuck shit, I forgot to put

998
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: in stronger than the nineties trend. That's a really good lyric.

999
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: Where can we put at you guys? And they're like, well,

1000
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: Willow has this lyric, isn't the strongest. We kind of

1001
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: had a placeholder, And she's like, Okay, let's throw it

1002
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: in here because it doesn't fit and it's a little

1003
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: bit and she does it like she says in a

1004
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: way that you're like, oh, she knows this is a

1005
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: good line. Hey, look shots firing man, shut off. They're

1006
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: not fired. We're not fired. I have nothing bad to

1007
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: say ever about Taylor Swift. Oh stop it in my mouth?

1008
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: Fors and a tour of his abandoned house. It's pretty cool.

1009
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Who am I? What are you reading

1010
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 1: the news? Andrew always looks downway's reading the news? But

1011
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: he was just doing an impression of a girl. Go

1012
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: on YouTube you can see Nellie's dick getting talked by me. Okay, well,

1013
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for listening to the show.

1014
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: We will be back to morrow. Um, maybe she do

1015
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: a little bit more or because for fan trax, because

1016
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: I feel like we didn't get through enough today, because

1017
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: we talked too much as always, UM, thank you so

1018
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: much for listening. We will see you tomorrow. Love you guys. Uh,

1019
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: don't be cut and no you can't just it has

1020
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: to be. It's bad out there.