Speaker 1: Hey there, fan Ritos, Welcome back to a brand new
Speaker 1: episode of How Rude Tanner Ritos. For today's minisode, we
Speaker 1: took ourselves over to the full House subreddit once again,
Speaker 1: where fans shared more of their unpopular opinions of the show.
Speaker 1: So obviously we had to go through and pick some
Speaker 1: of our favorites, and we're going to tell you whether
Speaker 1: or not we agree. So let's get into it.
Speaker 2: There are some great ones here. I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: I know this is great, and I'm curious of your
Speaker 1: opinion if you agree or disagree with these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Usually we're aligned on these things, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll see, it'll be different, we'll see.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the first unpopular opinion, everything Michelle does kind
Speaker 1: of makes sense for her age and the care free
Speaker 1: environment Danny set up for her.
Speaker 3: I don't know that, Oh really, I just don't.
Speaker 4: I think the things the thing about makes sense for
Speaker 4: her age. I guess I'm wondering, like what specific action
Speaker 4: he is referring to, Like, does things that make sense?
Speaker 2: I mean other than like the shoving sugar in their.
Speaker 1: Face, which is every kid does that, but that's a
Speaker 1: kid thing. Well, This was kind of a light bulb
Speaker 1: moment for me because you know, Michelle gets a lot.
Speaker 1: You know, people give Michelle, the character of Michelle a
Speaker 1: hard time, as do we sometimes. But I think it's
Speaker 1: less about Michelle and more about the parenting of her
Speaker 1: and how they let her get away with everything. There's
Speaker 1: some favorites, for sure.
Speaker 2: Michelle gets away with the murder.
Speaker 1: Right, So maybe that's the problem that people have with Michelle.
Speaker 1: It's not Michelle, it's the way the treat her.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean she does kind of get away.
Speaker 2: With everything in the acting the.
Speaker 4: Thing, you know what I mean, Like the attitude is
Speaker 4: hilarious for a joke, but if your kid was actually
Speaker 4: doing that, you'd be like, knock it off.
Speaker 1: Right, right, So so I think I kind of agree
Speaker 1: with it, I mean without more specific.
Speaker 4: But I do.
Speaker 2: I I get it.
Speaker 4: Michelle uh is on her own. She is a latchkey
Speaker 4: kid that doesn't even leave the house.
Speaker 1: Right right, She's left alone.
Speaker 5: They but they honestly, like that's not a bad thing,
Speaker 5: like to leave like your kids left alone, I mean,
Speaker 5: not like in isolation, but like you know, like to
Speaker 5: like And I guess because I was an only child,
Speaker 5: I learned this very like I learned that you have
Speaker 5: to kind of find ways to entertain yourself to somebody else.
Speaker 4: That's very important and so and but I think it is.
Speaker 4: It's like an important lesson, Like, you know, the kids
Speaker 4: will be here and like I'm blured. I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: you're gonna live through. It is not going to kill you.
Speaker 1: This is a big distinct difference between the nineties and
Speaker 1: now now. I think kids are very over scheduled, schedule,
Speaker 1: never get to bed over yeah right, yeah, and so
Speaker 1: they're not creative. There's no creative outlets because they're just
Speaker 1: being told what to do.
Speaker 3: There's no problem something.
Speaker 2: That's the biggest thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need your kid to go out and fail
Speaker 4: a little mm hm, learn themselves up, you know, and.
Speaker 1: Without mom and dad rescuing, it sucks.
Speaker 2: And it's hard and sometimes you feel awful.
Speaker 4: But like sometimes when you know your kids trying to
Speaker 4: figure something out and they're panicked and they call you
Speaker 4: and you're like, I can't I can't deal with this
Speaker 4: right now, And they got to figure it out on
Speaker 4: their own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very importantizer important skills. So they were setting Michelle
Speaker 1: up for success later in her life. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: leaving her alone all the time.
Speaker 4: Although maybe it does make sense now why she didn't
Speaker 4: come back. Maybe there was she just had some real
Speaker 4: resentment against the family and that's why they didn't.
Speaker 2: You know, they didn't speak in years, and.
Speaker 1: We should That's the series that needs to be done
Speaker 1: those in between years. What happened between full House and Florehouse,
Speaker 1: the lost.
Speaker 2: Lost years of stuff was insane.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 2: Kimmy jim Jimmy Kimmy was traveling the world with a
Speaker 2: race car driver, and.
Speaker 1: That'd be like three shows in one.
Speaker 4: Next we have everyone trashes Joey and his comedy and
Speaker 4: yes he sucks as an adult comic, but as Ranger
Speaker 4: Joe he was super fun and in real life kids
Speaker 4: would love that show.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. I agree with that one.
Speaker 1: Well, I agree with the last part. I don't agree.
Speaker 2: I don't agree.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling defensive about he's a bad Joey, common Joey.
Speaker 2: I know Joey's comedy is more.
Speaker 3: It's very juvenile, and let's be fair, we.
Speaker 4: Love it, know Dave, But Dave also Dave has the
Speaker 4: sense of humor of a twelve year old boy.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So true? Yeah, like bathroom humor, all of that, it's
Speaker 2: still there.
Speaker 4: But no, the Ranger Joe though, Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1: Joe's a perfect fit for him. Yes, so I would
Speaker 1: say he's a good comedian. He's not a bad comedian,
Speaker 1: but he just has a style that lends itself more
Speaker 1: to kitty adult comedy.
Speaker 4: Pro like voices, impressions, Yes, puppetry, prop comedy, propertry.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's all of it. Properetry.
Speaker 3: They just made that up right now, I'm keeping it.
Speaker 1: Instead of puppetry, it's propertry.
Speaker 2: I can't even say it propetry.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so I know I'm just too defensive about
Speaker 1: David Like he was a great comedy.
Speaker 4: But Joey, I can see why he might be struggling
Speaker 4: with his comic career a little bit, but I.
Speaker 2: Can see why he would be successful at a kid Joe.
Speaker 3: He would be be great totally.
Speaker 1: He has found his calling with Ranger Joe, and yep,
Speaker 1: Ranger Joe.
Speaker 3: I'm happy for him, very happy for him.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we ultimately agree with this one. Could they
Speaker 1: could have phrased it a little bit nicer, I think,
Speaker 1: but that's just me. Okay, Oh, numbers, here's a big one.
Speaker 1: Kimmy and Stephanie are the best duo.
Speaker 2: I agree, I totally agree. I totally agree. One remove
Speaker 2: myself through fuller right.
Speaker 3: Well, And I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I tried so hard to look at this objectively.
Speaker 2: Because actually I think we sucked. No, I think we were.
Speaker 1: The best duo because we challenged each other, we annoyed
Speaker 1: each other, but then we grew together and became these
Speaker 1: surrogate sisters by choice. And that's a big one eighty
Speaker 1: for a duo.
Speaker 4: And I think too that like Kimmy and Stephanie at
Speaker 4: the base of it, like they're both really funny, and
Speaker 4: this was almost like they were just like trying out
Speaker 4: material on each other, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 4: the insults and stuff were so great that it was
Speaker 4: like you'd kind of just do that with somebody, be like,
Speaker 4: you know what, money for this, and then throw it
Speaker 4: back and.
Speaker 1: It's actually a very secure relationship with you can insult
Speaker 1: somebody so bad and they still keep coming back together.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Wasn't like they ever, you know, like fought thought it
Speaker 4: was just silly, snarky little comments about being annoying, and I.
Speaker 2: Thought it was hilarious, But I really do think.
Speaker 4: I think kim Kimmy and Stephanie have a great dynamic
Speaker 4: as far as like being opposites and yet also similar
Speaker 4: in some ways and both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I agree.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, fun and ever since the day one, like
Speaker 1: you and I have loved our bits, We've always loved
Speaker 1: our Yeah, yes we are biased, but yes, but I
Speaker 1: are also correct.
Speaker 4: I'll say, Okay, I will I don't even need to
Speaker 4: be the best duo, but I'll take I'll take.
Speaker 2: One of the best.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, Like I don't, I don't
Speaker 4: need to be I'll take one.
Speaker 1: I guess I really like Jesse and Joe. They're probably
Speaker 1: number two behind us. But like Jesse Becky, I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call them a duo. They're just sort of
Speaker 1: a couple an unhealthy they're very couple sometimes. But like
Speaker 1: Danny and VICKI, Kimmy and DJ they were a great
Speaker 1: doa but there was not enough like fighting or a conflict. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just were best friends. So yeah, I would say, yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, Stephanie and Kimmy best do one of the best.
Speaker 4: Do its.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Making Danny a clean freak was totally unnecessary and made
Speaker 4: him extremely unlikable. Disagree, I don't you know what, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna give him a half point on this, like a
Speaker 4: half agreement in that I don't know that it made
Speaker 4: him unlikable, but making it his whole personality.
Speaker 2: Was the thing that like I kind of you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just felt like the only thing that we really
Speaker 4: knew about Danny is that he liked to be clean,
Speaker 4: and he liked to be clean.
Speaker 2: Didn't start off.
Speaker 4: The show like that, so we know that there's you know,
Speaker 4: I just that was that's my halfway. Yeah, okay, it
Speaker 4: didn't get on board to be his entire personality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it like if in the earlier seasons
Speaker 1: it was I thought it was endearing. It was right
Speaker 1: on target with his type A personality. But then they
Speaker 1: went a little they took it too far right in
Speaker 1: the later seasons, and it was just like now you're
Speaker 1: cramming it down our throats and it's not funny anymore.
Speaker 1: Where as I thought it was funny. He's just the neurotics,
Speaker 1: just trying to keep it together. So yeah, we'll give
Speaker 1: him half half points.
Speaker 2: Yeah for that agreement.
Speaker 1: That's fair. Number five there aren't really any bad episodes.
Speaker 1: I have my favorites and ones that are less memorable,
Speaker 1: but in the moment of watching any of the episodes,
Speaker 1: I'm amused and along for.
Speaker 3: The ride, except for Secrews.
Speaker 2: So what does bad me.
Speaker 1: In this context? Does that mean it's unwatchable?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the thing? What is what's the bad?
Speaker 2: What is like?
Speaker 4: Bad? Full House is a different bar than you know,
Speaker 4: bad West Wing, you know, right right? So I mean,
Speaker 4: I agree, I don't think there's really any bad episodes,
Speaker 4: but save Secrews. See, I think that's the only Maybe Howie,
Speaker 4: oh god, I wasn't even gonna say about Howie. The
Speaker 4: Howie was annoying, but the episode it's well, Now, that
Speaker 4: was a that was a weird that was it was
Speaker 4: a Michelle obsession thing not having any friends.
Speaker 1: So I think there's episodes where the storylines didn't quite
Speaker 1: work and the jokes didn't quite land. But I wouldn't
Speaker 1: call them bad. They just weren't.
Speaker 4: I would never look, there's nothing that like is totally yeah, unwatchable.
Speaker 2: I mean, at least for us. I'm sure that there
Speaker 2: are plenty of people out there that would disagree with that.
Speaker 1: Well, and reminder, folks, we are just finishing up season five,
Speaker 1: and I think some of the worst episodes are in
Speaker 1: the later half. Yes, so we maybe revisit this.
Speaker 4: Right because at the end of season eight, if there's
Speaker 4: any bad episodes, and we might have a.
Speaker 3: List, we might have a whole list. Yes, all right.
Speaker 4: Unpopular opinion is then Vicky's vibes were always off and
Speaker 4: she wasn't right for Danny.
Speaker 1: Big disagree, big disagree.
Speaker 2: I disagree.
Speaker 1: I thought they were endgame.
Speaker 2: I thought Danny and Vicky were were great for each other.
Speaker 1: I thought so too. I thought she was great for him,
Speaker 1: especially because she found his neuroses endearing. She was nurturing,
Speaker 1: but she was just a strong She had a strong
Speaker 1: character and didn't sacrifice that to be with him. Like
Speaker 1: she was just like I am me and you are you,
Speaker 1: and we're going to love each other.
Speaker 4: And I no, I really liked I liked Vicky and
Speaker 4: Danny you know what they mean by the vibes were off?
Speaker 2: Like what you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Was she too controlling? Was she too just not his type?
Speaker 2: Like I want to.
Speaker 1: Think about the few women that he's dated in until now,
Speaker 1: and he never really.
Speaker 4: Clicked Two out of three, which were Debbie Gregory, Right,
Speaker 4: are you folding.
Speaker 3: Sack my back?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He just clicked.
Speaker 1: He had that chemistry, you know, Danny and he had
Speaker 1: a lot of chemistry together, which I don't think he
Speaker 1: had with everyone else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I disagree with this. I disagree, Sorry, redditor, you're wrong. Okay, Next,
Speaker 1: unpopular opinion. Having both Jesse and Joey in the house
Speaker 1: was overkill at some point?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not in the beginning.
Speaker 1: No, not in the beginning. So you're thinking later.
Speaker 4: Something later season when the kids are when you've got
Speaker 4: a middle schooler and a high schooler, and like, like,
Speaker 4: you don't.
Speaker 1: Need a whole family, the whole family upstairs.
Speaker 2: I feel like you don't need although I don't know,
Speaker 2: I mean that's true.
Speaker 1: When was this we need the we need more contact? Right,
Speaker 1: you're going to post an unpopular opinion. Tell us what
Speaker 1: season you're referring to earlier seasons? Later seasons.
Speaker 2: But I would say not in the first bit.
Speaker 1: Now, the first half of the series.
Speaker 4: Someone could make an argument that, like, do you really
Speaker 4: need three.
Speaker 2: Adults to take care of three kids? And then four.
Speaker 3: When Becky moved in? Right?
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, yeah, and when the kids are getting older,
Speaker 1: like DJ is a teenager and you can watch yourself
Speaker 1: by the end of the series. So okay, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I disagree if we're talking about early seasons. I perhaps
Speaker 1: agree if we're talking about like season eight, where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't, you don't need all these parental units. It's
Speaker 1: just it's just about free rent at that point.
Speaker 4: Exactly this one, uh in regards to Jesse and Joey's relationship.
Speaker 2: So the unpopular opinion is that you.
Speaker 4: Could read Jesse and Joey's relationship under a queer lens.
Speaker 1: I can see that. Well, okay, let's this means that
Speaker 1: what does this mean? This means the characters are written
Speaker 1: as queer, or that their relationship resonates with queer themes.
Speaker 4: I would go, I would think that it's that it
Speaker 4: goes with queer themes, resonates if their relationship could be
Speaker 4: seen as queer.
Speaker 3: Oh, is that it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, no, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think they were written as queer.
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 4: Well, I I look, I love to look through a
Speaker 4: gay lens as much as anyone of trust me, but
Speaker 4: I don't know. If I pick up the vibes from
Speaker 4: Jesse and Joey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can, I can see. I can see these
Speaker 1: themes as far as like domestic partnership. They don't just
Speaker 1: live together, they co parents, They share responsibility.
Speaker 4: To each other, and you know each other, so that's specific.
Speaker 1: It's had to be clear. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: Well, we're talking about like the eighties and nineties, and
Speaker 1: like emotional intimacy between men was not seen in any
Speaker 1: of these shows at the time. So maybe that's where
Speaker 1: this unpopular opinion is coming from. Is that they hug
Speaker 1: each other and they support each other emotionally, and they
Speaker 1: support each other in their jobs, and they apologize to
Speaker 1: each other. So maybe that's maybe I don't know, that's
Speaker 1: what they're seeing.
Speaker 4: Is I don't know, or somebody just really wants to
Speaker 4: picture Jesse and Joey as a couple and that's hey,
Speaker 4: fine too. I'm sure there's plenty of fan fiction out there,
Speaker 4: there's lots of Hey there them enjoy I'm all good
Speaker 4: with whatever, But I don't know that I saw that.
Speaker 4: I see necessarily their dynamic, although I'd be interested to
Speaker 4: see to get more information. As far as like, what
Speaker 4: parts of their relationship do you see as or do
Speaker 4: we think that this is why Jesse is over compensating
Speaker 4: for everything that maybe it's.
Speaker 2: Some internalized homophobia and.
Speaker 4: So he's like gott to be like the rock or
Speaker 4: the girls that you know, and he kind of overcompensated.
Speaker 2: And maybe maybe like Joey, is his relationship with Joey.
Speaker 4: Is helping to open up him to being emotionally connected
Speaker 4: to another man.
Speaker 3: Huh, that's a great thing.
Speaker 1: I've never heard.
Speaker 2: I've never thought of that theory.
Speaker 1: Okay, we could do a whole new reboot just based
Speaker 1: on this how it turns out, Bye Becky, Okay, I
Speaker 1: could get on board with that.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's yeah, I think there's
Speaker 1: there's relatable themes for the queer community as far as chosen.
Speaker 2: Family, chosen you, yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: But I don't think the characters were written to be
Speaker 1: queer or they were just they were very close, they
Speaker 1: were like best friends, but I didn't sense any sort
Speaker 1: of sexual attraction or you know, any anything like that
Speaker 1: between them. So I don't know, interesting thought food for thought, though.
Speaker 1: This was a good good unpopular or maybe popular opinion,
Speaker 1: I don't know, all right, Moving on the next one.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that weird that Jesse and Becky
Speaker 1: lived in the attic, and then someone commented, plus, it
Speaker 1: literally fits the premise of the show. Had they moved
Speaker 1: into Becky's apartment or somewhere else would have defeated the purpose.
Speaker 3: Well we know that, yeah, full.
Speaker 2: We know why they had to stay.
Speaker 3: But yeah, as far as.
Speaker 4: Actually, I mean, she co hosts a morning show, she's
Speaker 4: making the money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think as far as multi generational families
Speaker 1: living under one, I don't think it's weird. And that's
Speaker 1: not at all. It's weird the way it was presented
Speaker 1: as a way to play Kate Michelle who was sad
Speaker 1: right about Jesse moving out, and that's the only reason
Speaker 1: they moved right in, Right, that's weird. I'm like, can
Speaker 1: we not play Kate the five year old?
Speaker 2: She wouldn't even.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah she was young, even younger, just say hey,
Speaker 1: we want to save money to buy a house some day.
Speaker 1: Can we went at it? Yeah, that's yeah, that would
Speaker 1: have been very normal. But they did it because Michelle
Speaker 1: was sad and cried and had the pink bunny framed
Speaker 1: and all like that.
Speaker 2: Right, it was, yeah that it was all wrong.
Speaker 3: It's all wrong, all wrong.
Speaker 2: You know, I living in the attic.
Speaker 4: I mean, the attict's huge, so much ruminy I to
Speaker 4: live in there, to throw.
Speaker 2: A party whatever.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I I I don't think that part is weird.
Speaker 4: But it's just the premise of why they stayed.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was that was weird. And then and then
Speaker 1: they stayed and stayed and stayed for another four seasons.
Speaker 1: It went on a little too long.
Speaker 2: But you know, I just can you imagine I wanted
Speaker 2: this house trying to have a shower.
Speaker 1: What's their water bill? I'm so curious about the finances
Speaker 1: of the Tanners, Like, what's their water bill? Do you
Speaker 1: contribute to any sort of utilities?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do they have two water tanks? I got so many questions.
Speaker 1: What's their electricity bill? I don't know anyways, All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: last last one.
Speaker 2: It's all you unpopular opinion. Here we go number ten.
Speaker 4: Michelle should have died in the final episode where she
Speaker 4: fell off the horse.
Speaker 1: Are you nuts that I didn't say opinion?
Speaker 2: I know, no, not you?
Speaker 1: Is this is this redit or nuts?
Speaker 4: I'm in?
Speaker 1: I was it a dumb storyline, Yes.
Speaker 3: But I don't think she should have died. It's a
Speaker 3: little severe dark.
Speaker 4: I mean, probably the more likely of the outcomes. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: had she been tossed off of a large horse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, and it would have explained why she
Speaker 1: didn't come back for fuller if she had died. I suppose.
Speaker 1: But that's too dark to kill off the youngest member
Speaker 1: of the family.
Speaker 2: We killed the episode, you know, some of the young ones.
Speaker 1: There's only so much that this family can handle.
Speaker 4: And they'll never speak of it again. It'd be like,
Speaker 4: remember when Michelle died? Yeah, anyway, so I have a
Speaker 4: school project, right, it's just something.
Speaker 1: We'll have one throwaway line at a Christmas episode and
Speaker 1: then never talk about it.
Speaker 4: Like it'll just be like the tiny tim chair in
Speaker 4: the corner, Like here's Michelle's chair, you know.
Speaker 1: It's just a tiny chair, and then a chocolate cake table, a.
Speaker 4: Spotlight, yea, and a little and a little crutch, which
Speaker 4: reminds me it's mup at Christmas Carol season.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Oh, you discuss that later.
Speaker 1: If we need an idea, we can always watch that
Speaker 1: and do a review, just saying I have a memory
Speaker 1: I can perform to put for you, Mattie says, omg yes, yes, anyway, uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some interesting opinions on here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these were good. These were thought provoking.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh and yeah we didn't agree with all. I think
Speaker 1: the last time we did this we kind of agreed
Speaker 1: with were likes yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 4: Check check now this was this one was some some
Speaker 4: interesting ideas in here.
Speaker 3: I like.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you covered it.
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