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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 2: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 2: the Week. Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that

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Speaker 2: you'll hear well, at least today.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's coming up right here in this podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and you guys know,

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Speaker 3: we do Hero of the Week here.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: It's been a really popular segment amongst the Gensillennials like

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Speaker 3: that Jo saying that one drunk lady. But it got

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Speaker 3: us thinking, how can we spin off that success? I

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Speaker 3: figured it out with our Criminal of the Week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean usually the same.

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Speaker 3: Today is col Criminal of the Week is a seventeen

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Speaker 3: year old kid in Utah who's been going around to

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Speaker 3: different ATMs in his area duck taping fish to the

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Speaker 3: ATM screen.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: He goes by the moniker the fish Bandit.

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Speaker 4: Okay, why how fresh are these? Let's take it home.

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Speaker 3: I don't think exactly, wouldn't recommend it, but his tagline

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Speaker 3: is live laugh, tape fish on ATMs. Okay, put that

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Speaker 3: sign up in your living room.

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Speaker 1: So he has a tagline.

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Speaker 2: It is a seventeen year old criminal. You're saying all

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Speaker 2: of this is on social media, that's right.

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Speaker 3: He's got fifty seven thousand followers actually on Instagram because

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Speaker 3: he's uploading all the footage onto there, and offish will

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Speaker 3: say he's duck tape at least thirteen fish to thirteen

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Speaker 3: different ATMs since last fall.

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Speaker 2: Is what happens when kids can't rebel drinking or anything

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Speaker 2: to go with fish.

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Speaker 3: He has also posted videos around the holidays where he

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Speaker 3: duct tapes them to the side of parked police cruisers.

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Speaker 3: That's a lot of fish, back the.

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Speaker 1: Man, where are they coming from? It looks like a

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Speaker 1: lake trout, So I'm guessing.

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Speaker 3: He catches them himself.

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Speaker 1: For sure, it feels like it.

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Speaker 3: So big congrats to the fish bandit for being our

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Speaker 3: first ever Criminal of the Week.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I hope we make a social media feed.

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Speaker 3: I hope he hits our place, so I can't wait.

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Speaker 3: Now let's get into the shotgulling question of the day

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Speaker 3: with our criminal of the Year, Digital Jake for stealing

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Speaker 3: everybody's hearts.

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Speaker 6: Go ahead, Well, it's not easy to leave your entire

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Speaker 6: life behind, destroy your belongings, change your identity, and vanish forever.

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Speaker 3: Trust me.

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Speaker 6: After cleaning up some of the stunts on this show.

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Speaker 6: I've tried many time time. But what's the next best

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Speaker 6: thing to going completely off the grid?

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Speaker 7: Why?

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Speaker 6: Taking a nice vacation of course, and the grid. And

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Speaker 6: just as important as getting away is figuring out your

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Speaker 3: And how do you choose the best ones?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Or do like I do? Just rotate the two or three,

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Speaker 4: just spin the.

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Speaker 3: Globe and let whatever your finger points.

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Speaker 6: I know how we're gonna do it. We're gonna play

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Speaker 6: a game where we identify the top twenty most popular

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Speaker 6: vacate spots in America during another round of America plenty

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Speaker 6: of twenty.

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Speaker 4: I have a question.

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Speaker 6: Hang on a second, and you guys know this sound.

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Speaker 6: That's if you guess the number one answer. But today's

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Speaker 6: it's different. Oh, if you guess a particular place from

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Speaker 6: this list, you'll get a special hint for your next guest,

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Speaker 6: written on a piece of paper only for your eyes

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Speaker 6: to see. My Godjose, I can answer your question.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 4: Are some of these going to be cities? And some

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Speaker 6: All of these are cities? A couple of things we

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Speaker 6: drew out of a hat again, and the honors go

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Speaker 6: to Jose. Yes, so Jose, you have the first guest.

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Speaker 10: I'm the teacher's pet. I asked the questions. I'm sitting

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Speaker 10: in front, and I go first. I'm gonna say because

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Speaker 10: of the restaurants and just the melting pot of that

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Speaker 6: New York City number one on the list, but not

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Speaker 6: the Silver Save city today. Remember how Jo you're but

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Speaker 6: you don't have a Silver Save yet. We're onto Alexis now.

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Speaker 1: Oh where I would killby right now is Vegas.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Las Vegas number three on the list.

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Speaker 3: It's actually okay to kill in Vegas, so you should

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Speaker 3: everybody gets one.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooks turn.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go with one of Jose's favorite spots.

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Speaker 1: Honolulu, Hawaii.

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Speaker 6: Brook is actually many places on the list, okay, So

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Speaker 6: that's taking away Maui number two, Hawahu number six, Hawaii

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Speaker 6: honoulu Okay. So now it's Jeffrey's turn.

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Speaker 4: You know where I.

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Speaker 3: Hear a lot of people like to go on like

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Speaker 3: away and reset is Sedona, Arizona.

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Speaker 6: Sedona, Arizona's number twelve on the list of the most

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Speaker 6: popular vaca spots. Everyone's done really well so far. We're

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Speaker 6: gonna go back to Jose So just like.

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Speaker 4: My New York answer, melting pot, lots of food. If

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Speaker 6: Los Angeles, Los Angeles did not make the vacation spot list.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: Do not go back to my hometown.

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Speaker 6: Jeffery's been writing a lot of negative reviews about his hometown.

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Speaker 6: Way it didn't make the top twenty.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: Jose's out.

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Speaker 4: We're back to Lexas.

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Speaker 10: Time going Disney World, Orlando, Florida, or there.

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Speaker 6: Is pis Are Silver Saved City. Orlando, Florida's number fourteen

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Speaker 6: on the list. And you've earned a little hint that

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Speaker 6: you can use towards your next Guest's gonna pass it

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Speaker 6: to you right now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wow, We're back to Brooks.

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Speaker 2: Okay ah, I'm gonna go with what my favorite spots

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Speaker 2: to visit Palm Springs.

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Speaker 6: Palm Springs did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 3: Dare you use old people plane?

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Speaker 1: It is not You need to go trust me.

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Speaker 6: Let's go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: I remember my family would always take me to the

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Speaker 3: furniture capital of the world Asheville, North Carolina. It's it's

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Speaker 3: really cute little city. We go and sit on well

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Speaker 3: in Ashville, North Carolina.

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Speaker 8: Jake.

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Speaker 6: Ashville, North Carolina, the home of some great wooden chairs

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Speaker 6: is number seventeen, well known for their ash chairs.

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Speaker 3: That's right, it's a Lexuss turn.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because of my hint, I'm gonna say Fort Lauderdale.

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Speaker 6: Fort Lauterdale's hint, I'm not in the top twenty. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 6: Alexis Jeffrey. You're the only person that didn't get one wrong.

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Speaker 6: Let me go over the rest of the top twenty

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Speaker 6: vacation spots. Ones that you guys missed Number four New Orleans, Louisiana.

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Speaker 3: Number five it.

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Speaker 6: Was connected to the hint was Key westst Orida, Keys,

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Speaker 6: San Diego, California. Number eight, Savannah, Georgia, number nine, the

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Speaker 1: I also said.

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Speaker 6: That instead of Palm Springs, our beloved Charleston, South Carolina,

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Speaker 6: Chicago number fifteen, Branson, Missouri, Washington, d C. And Austin,

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Speaker 6: Texas was number twenty.

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Speaker 4: Didn't even make it for Disney.

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Speaker 6: No, but that was plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, I got the most answers, right, So

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Speaker 3: I get to choose who's gonna get shocked today, and

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go with someone who can't name more

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Speaker 3: than three cities in Florida, Alexis. She's gonna be shocked

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Speaker 3: while singing vacation by the go.

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Speaker 11: Gos okay, vacational I ever wanted, vacation, had to get away.

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Speaker 2: Vacation meant to be spent all alone.

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Speaker 1: Oh vacation.

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Speaker 3: What the Rudrocks would be so disappointed you? That is

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Speaker 3: your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And on this

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Speaker 3: show we cover lots of weird stuff and trends. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: for sure, maybe this is one of the stranger ones

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Speaker 3: we've heard of. Oh really, perhaps my co hosts know

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Speaker 3: about it already, but it's happening only in certain parts

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Speaker 3: Do you guys know about these bin like bin. They're huge.

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Speaker 1: Is this the return stores?

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Speaker 3: And I'll paint the picture for everybody. The inside of

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Speaker 3: the store is filled with dozens of giant bins.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that are just filled with junk. It looks like

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Speaker 3: They're filled with random returned Amazon products, so it could

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Speaker 3: be anything people sent back like Brita filters, hair straighteners, slippers, whatever.

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Speaker 3: And Fridays are a special day at where you've been

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Speaker 3: Bargains pretty much no matter what you get. And then

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Speaker 3: Than the next day seven, then five, Tuesday it's three dollars,

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Speaker 4: Then it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, on that day, you just wait by the dumpster.

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Speaker 3: So right, you're basically just sorting through the scraps of

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that all of our returns just get

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Broke just met a stranger in the parking off

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Speaker 4: for a lamp the other day.

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Speaker 1: I went into his house.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, with permissiony.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you give me.

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Speaker 2: Two free lamps on top of the two lamps that

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've got four lamps.

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Speaker 3: Right about Brooks. That's something that interesting that we've learned

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Speaker 3: on the show. We're gonna learn more interesting things coming

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Speaker 3: up in Laser Stories. Right after this. It's the radio

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Speaker 3: segment that's making some extra cash by airbnbing his dentist's office.

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Speaker 3: Stay the night while they're closed, with free access to

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Speaker 3: all the laughing gas you can handle. You just gotta

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Speaker 3: be out by seven when they open with Laser Stories.

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Speaker 3: The segment where they were where we read weird news

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Speaker 3: stories round the Glove. There's the laughing gas kicking in

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Speaker 3: weird weird news stories round the Glove, just like everyone

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Speaker 3: else does, except we've got a laser. Those other tonsil

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Speaker 3: ticklers just don't. This first laser story is out of

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Speaker 3: the not so Friendly Skies. There's an American Airlines flight

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Speaker 3: from Phoenix to Austin last week and the plane was

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Speaker 3: still at the gate when someone noticed a disgruntled passenger

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Speaker 3: The next lays of stories out of wholesale Paradise. Have

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Speaker 3: So it probably costs less than ten bucks to make.

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Speaker 4: So you do.

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of relationship world. Match

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Speaker 3: dot com dropped its annual Singles in America study that

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Speaker 1: Okay? Is it when both parties agree?

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Speaker 1: Right? That's like I could see them one in three number.

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Speaker 3: That's the consensual parts of non monogio. Yeah, only forty

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Speaker 4: Right now, that's the point a friendship.

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Speaker 3: Then, Yeah, for the pleasure of conversation, Brook, It's not

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Speaker 3: Rated Yeah. Forty three percent of people say they've used

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Speaker 2: We just got a thank you text for a buddy

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Speaker 3: Seventy three percent of single say being financially stable is

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Speaker 5: Time on Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: There are only a handful of live performances that you

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Speaker 12: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: Like in twenty thirteen when Miley Cyrus torked on Robin

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Speaker 1: He did was that before after she wrote the Wrecking Ball.

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Speaker 3: I think that was after it was all kind of

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Speaker 4: Didn't for weeks after.

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Speaker 1: I call it a beautiful disaster.

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Speaker 3: Or in nineteen seventy five when Evil Canievel jumped his

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Speaker 1: Doing things differently in the seventies.

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Speaker 3: Even in two thousand and eight, when Brook attempted to

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Speaker 2: Game, Oh no, I think it was a high school

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Speaker 3: Those children's ears never recovery.

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Speaker 1: Actually I just want to apologize.

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Speaker 3: Well, this past weekend, we had one of those unforgettable

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Speaker 3: there's three funny little words that immediately inspire and amaze

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Speaker 3: Cirque de sole, which of course is an ancient Egyptian

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Speaker 3: what you doing at Cirque de Sole?

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Speaker 1: What you're doing at Sole?

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Speaker 3: We had no idea what's going on in there?

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Speaker 1: Why are you guys outside here?

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Speaker 9: Then?

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, we're visiting and we got a little lost

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Speaker 2: and we're looking for bars. Does this place look like

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Speaker 3: Adrena, I'm not the brightest sometimes, have you already?

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Speaker 1: It's a few bars or no?

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Speaker 7: Sober?

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Speaker 1: We just got in an hour ago. We were at

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Speaker 7: So we're just like getting the lay of the land.

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Speaker 1: Put it on like your work. Do you have like

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Speaker 2: Team bonding could you buy me a drink on the

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Speaker 1: Also, yeah, we'll buy us all drinks. All right, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Your trip just got better.

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Speaker 3: Her conversation that Alexis has that doesn't end with her

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Speaker 2: For her desperate, desperate times. But by the way, watching

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Speaker 3: I think they thought it was an Egyptian Mexican restaurant too,

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Speaker 2: I mean they were just as cold trued as you Weready.

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Speaker 3: Disappointment for everyone.

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Speaker 7: What you're doing at Sir Day Sila? Just having fun

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Speaker 4: I see that you have the kids and the wife.

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Speaker 3: Is this your first time seeing Sir Day Sila? It's

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Speaker 7: The kiddo seen? Have you guys seen it?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 3: What do you remember from the last time you went?

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Speaker 3: Flippy thingies?

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Speaker 7: Slippy thingies? Could you do anything.

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Speaker 10: That the acrobats on Sir Day Sila are doing on

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Speaker 9: Sure?

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Speaker 1: The waiting?

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Speaker 3: Wait, oh this part? Oh? And then she walked away.

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Speaker 10: Okay, I'm guessing she's a very independent, smart young lady.

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Speaker 3: I can tell are you smart?

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Speaker 5: Bro?

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Speaker 3: I haven't talked to you yet.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm very smart.

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Speaker 3: Proved to me you're smart right now? Tell me anything?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Wow, you too?

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Speaker 3: I didn't know I was meeting the Einstein family.

454
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 4: Why can't we getting your kids go to sir day?

455
00:21:59,320 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 6: And they know?

456
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 1: Jose pulls out his fingers. Let me see if that's right.

457
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 3: I need to start over again.

458
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 4: Can't count that hand.

459
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 3: I love that. Your measurement, though, of people's intelligence is

460
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 3: if people walk away from you, you're like, oh, that's

461
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 3: a smart one.

462
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 4: Darn, It's like listen, I'm sorry.

463
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's what you're doing at cirt Disila, where it

464
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 3: was analyxis headed down to the venue before the big

465
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 3: show to ask people outside a simple question.

466
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: What you're doing is cirt Disila?

467
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 3: Uh? We can't to have fun?

468
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 1: All right? And who's we?

469
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 7: Who are you with my wife?

470
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 13: And night?

471
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: Is this like a special date night for you guys

472
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 1: or not?

473
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,199
Speaker 12: Really?

474
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 7: We're just, uh, we don't have our kids at home anymore,

475
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 7: so we.

476
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,160
Speaker 3: Decided to go have fun.

477
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,959
Speaker 1: What do you mean though, do the kids graduate? Did

478
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: they get kicked out?

479
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 3: Like we're well, they are twenty six, twenty seven years.

480
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 2: Old, so okay, And so your kids are ound the

481
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 2: house when they come back in town.

482
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,199
Speaker 1: Do you ever take them to things like this?

483
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 12: Some things?

484
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 7: We we have nights out because I'm.

485
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: The same age as your kids.

486
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 2: And when I go home, I feel like my parents

487
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 2: don't treat.

488
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 1: Me to anything anymore. They just stop taking care of me.

489
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,239
Speaker 1: They just I have to pay my own bills. Now

490
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 1: I have to make my own dinner.

491
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 7: I have to drive there, I have.

492
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: To pay for gas money.

493
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not gonna complain, but like, are you

494
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 2: the same cruelty to.

495
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: Them that I face?

496
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 7: What do you your pirates?

497
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 3: They don't treat you like that.

498
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 1: I'm the problem. You sound just like them. He doesn't

499
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:23,679
Speaker 1: get it.

500
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 3: Oh, Man Brook, when you're an empty nester, do you

501
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 3: think you and your husband are going to go to

502
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 3: circu Desole to celebrate?

503
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: I hope, So, I hope we do all sorts of

504
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 1: fun stuff. Else I'll just be at home crying. Oh

505
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 1: oh my god, the thought of my children leaving the

506
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: house makes me hard.

507
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 13: Yeah.

508
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 10: I think the only way she go to Circa Sile

509
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 10: is if whatever her children are the performers.

510
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're giving grede.

511
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 3: That's true, what you're doing at Circa Sola.

512
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 14: I'm partying hard.

513
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 3: You're partying hard, all right.

514
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 14: It is a circus, but not like all the other

515
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 14: stoners that were walking in front of us. Seems like

516
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 14: everybody's got a light of joint to go to the

517
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 14: circus these days.

518
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 3: Oh, you're looking at those kids over.

519
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 14: There exactly crossing the street, wearing all black and texting.

520
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 14: The only thing he can sees the glow in their

521
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 14: face of you know whatever, they from the phone. These

522
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 14: whipper snappers need to have reflective materials on them so

523
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 14: we can actually see them. Okay, so we understand that

524
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 14: they're in their own world, doing their own thing. But

525
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 14: people seem to be very stupid these days.

526
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,679
Speaker 10: Do you feel like you're a old man yelling at

527
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 10: whipper snappers out here in the cold, smoking the greenery.

528
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 3: It sounds like you've had some experience for that.

529
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feel like I was listening to Jeffrey

530
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 2: in like five years.

531
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: Else, excuse me.

532
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 4: I'm trying to enjoy the circus.

533
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 7: This is my night off.

534
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: Where is your reflective.

535
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 3: Best between Hose and alexis you two just really represent

536
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,679
Speaker 3: the show. People can't stand either.

537
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: I think they walk away saying that show put together.

538
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 3: That was what you're doing at Circu disol A. We're

539
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 3: gonna have a phone tap coming up for.

540
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 5: You right after this, Jeffrey in the morning.

541
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 3: In today's call, one of our listeners wanted to set

542
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 3: up her husband because they just moved into a new

543
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 3: neighborhood and apparently he's been very eager to fit in

544
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 3: and get to know the other people on his block.

545
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: That nice.

546
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 3: That's why he's been an extra friendly, which normally would

547
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 3: be a great thing, but not in this particular neighborhood

548
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 3: with a homeowner's association run by Brooke. After this call,

549
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 3: there will be no friendly hellos and waves across the yard.

550
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 3: You keep your head down and go right inside. It's

551
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 3: your phone tap right now.

552
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 11: It's hello, Hey, Jim, this is Colleen from the HOA.

553
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: How are you?

554
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,719
Speaker 13: Oh, hey good? How are you doing well?

555
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: I've been better.

556
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 2: I know we haven't met yet, but you probably saw

557
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 2: in the newsletter that I'm still dealing with to MYBS.

558
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 13: I didn't know that.

559
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 2: Yikes, yikes, it's right, that's what my doctor said. Yeah,

560
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 2: it only happens once a week, so I'll get through it,

561
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 2: you know, all together.

562
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:14,919
Speaker 13: So how can I help you?

563
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 1: Ah?

564
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm calling actually because we received a complaint.

565
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 13: A complaint like about me.

566
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently the guy who lives kitty corner from your place,

567
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,439
Speaker 2: you know Grady?

568
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I know him. But I don't understand what happened.

569
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 2: He said, you talked to him the other day while

570
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: he was mowing his lawn.

571
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 13: Okay.

572
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: According to Grady, he found it quote annoying.

573
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 13: He found it annoying that I was talking to him.

574
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 9: Yeah.

575
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 13: Wait, I don't understand. It was just like having a

576
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 13: friendly conversation.

577
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 2: Well, it was kind of like general annoying. The conversation

578
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 2: was how did he put it, non stimulating? What You

579
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: didn't really have anything important to say?

580
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 13: You just kept talking, Okay, but I didn't like I

581
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 13: didn't know that that's gonna be like such a big

582
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 13: problem from just being conversational and friendly.

583
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it must.

584
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 2: Be shocking to hear this for the first time. So

585
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 2: I'm just here to let you know, as your friendly

586
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 2: ho way that.

587
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: You just gotta be careful.

588
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 2: There is a line between being friendly and being obnoxious.

589
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 13: Wait a second, he said that I was obnoxious.

590
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: No, he didn't say obnoxious Marjorie, did Mark, so.

591
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 13: That somebody else was complaining about me?

592
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Marjorie, she lives two houses down from you in

593
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 2: the Blue House.

594
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know her.

595
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 2: It was something to do when you two were discussing

596
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,959
Speaker 2: a sports rivalry. Do you remember that, and you joked,

597
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 2: we're gonna get you next year.

598
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 13: Yeah. But I mean it was just like I was

599
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 13: being playful.

600
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well you're playful to her. It was a threat.

601
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 13: God, I was joking. We're talking about sports teams.

602
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I hear you, I hear I'm actually

603
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 2: on your side with that.

604
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 6: You know.

605
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: I spoke to her and calmed her down.

606
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 2: I said, he's not gonna break into your house and

607
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 2: attack you or your children.

608
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 13: I mean, you shouldn't even have to say that. It's

609
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 13: pretty obvious. I was just joking around.

610
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 2: Well, when she finally relaxed, she did say, I guess

611
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 2: you're right, he's just obnoxious.

612
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: So that's what I have in the official report.

613
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 13: You're telling me that there's multiple people, Well, it's not

614
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 13: like multiple.

615
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: Well, okay, it's about a half dozen a half dozen.

616
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 13: A half dozen people hate me.

617
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: I mean, they don't hate you, they just don't like

618
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 2: to live near you.

619
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 13: So you're saying that six people can't stand me.

620
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, I'm gonna correct myself there,

621
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 2: because it's not just people who live here and pay

622
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 2: the hoadus.

623
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: The mailman. Earl did make a comment as he walked by.

624
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 13: Okay, wait the mailman.

625
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: He said, you know that guy in the gray house, he's.

626
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 13: A Are you kidding me right now?

627
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to say to you, So you're.

628
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 13: Telling me the mailman called me a fule. Seriously, I

629
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 13: don't even think I've met the mailman, but.

630
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 2: He didn't issue a formal report. So that's just something

631
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: I heard when I was out.

632
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: Walking my dog.

633
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 13: Oh my god, I've just here is.

634
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 2: Your friendly h away trying to help the situation out of.

635
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 13: This blows my mind. I'm just I'm trying to be

636
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 13: nice to people.

637
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah about that, So if you could just tone it

638
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 2: down and not talk to anyone on.

639
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 13: Your block, really not talk to anybody on the block.

640
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, at least until this prank phone call airs.

641
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: What I said, This is a prank phone call, and

642
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 2: this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and

643
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're talking Photta, you're kidding me. Oh,

644
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: your wife Shrif set you up.

645
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 13: She sets us up.

646
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: She set us up good. She gave us all the

647
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: people in your neighborhood. She even knew the mailman's name, Earle.

648
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: She is on it.

649
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, she actually even gave me that quote about

650
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 2: you being a metal That's a real quote from your madment.

651
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wake up every morning was phone taps

652
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: weekday morning, twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

653
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: We've heard about some strange and creative ways guys have

654
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: tried to meet women, whether they're borrowing a friend's dog

655
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 3: for the day, or buying a leotard and going to

656
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 3: Orange Theory, or hey, you could just do what jose does,

657
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 3: bring half a dozen frozen burritos into a Williams Sonoma

658
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 3: and pretend to cook them in one of their fake microwaves.

659
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: That's actually Geane.

660
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 2: I would hang out with you and then I don't

661
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 2: know if you get a date, but you'd get a friend.

662
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 3: You go, hey, do you know why this isn't working?

663
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 3: And also can I get your number? Works? Every time.

664
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 4: Wow, and I burned her mouth of a burrito.

665
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's still cold because it's a fake microwave.

666
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,479
Speaker 4: Oh I was talking about that.

667
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 3: Oh I see, But today we learned about an even

668
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 3: crazier technique that involved one man and two hundred dms

669
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 3: and it actually worked. You're gonna hear it in your

670
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 3: second date update, next second date update. On a scale

671
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 3: of one to ten, how a track would you say?

672
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 5: I am?

673
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 3: That's the question I don't want any in this room

674
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 3: to answer, because I already know I was going to.

675
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: Ask if you were talking, we had to rate you.

676
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 3: I already know that I am an eight point three

677
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 3: five two.

678
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: That is very weird number.

679
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: That's the number that my mom rated me at our

680
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 3: last Thanksgiving Day. Well, she's honest, and I like that.

681
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 3: She said she didn't like that my teeth weren't straight enough.

682
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: You didn't follow up with a retainer.

683
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 3: It's something about me isn't straight enough, and she doesn't

684
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 3: like it. I can't remember anyway. It's always interesting, though,

685
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 3: to rate yourself, because personally, I'd rate me a soft seven,

686
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 3: and that's me being extra generous to myself.

687
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: There's a good day.

688
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, So numbers are going to fluctuate based on the

689
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 3: eye of the beholder. But what if you had a

690
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 3: hack that could guarantee the next person you go out

691
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 3: with is definitely up to your attraction standard.

692
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: Really is a hack for that.

693
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 3: Apparently because one of our listeners, Blaine, says, he figured

694
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 3: out that hack and we all need to learn it today.

695
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 3: So Blaine, welcome to the seven and Underclub. Happy to

696
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 3: have a bunch of sevens over here.

697
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 12: How you doing, man, I'm good, happy to be here. Well, also,

698
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 12: I can't say that I I didn't come up with

699
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 12: this theory myself, you know, like it was definitely a

700
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 12: lot of social media helped with it.

701
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 13: Oh, this is a hack?

702
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really funny.

703
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 2: What do you write yourself, Blaine before we go into

704
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 2: your hack, so we know what your level is.

705
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 12: I'm anywhere between like a zero to like a ten,

706
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 12: you know, so it's somewhere in there.

707
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 3: The whole scale. What would your mom rate you? That's

708
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 3: a better question than my mom.

709
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 12: She didn't like you very much?

710
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 9: Maybe like a three?

711
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so it must not be hard to find

712
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 2: someone up to your level.

713
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: Blame if you don't really have a level.

714
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 13: I don't know.

715
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 12: I guess I'm a little bit. Uh, I like just

716
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 12: shoot out of my league a little bit. It's got

717
00:32:59,320 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 12: to be seven in.

718
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, good for you, man a high game high.

719
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm super high. And that's why I've been single

720
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 10: for what ten years?

721
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, eventually one of these is going to stick. So

722
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 3: to tell us though, about this theory that you found online.

723
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 12: This thing said all the most attractive people in the

724
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 12: world are born on the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty third

725
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 12: of the month.

726
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 4: Oh, I missed it by a date.

727
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 3: I was anybody here?

728
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: I was supposed to be born on the fourteenth? Does

729
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: that gout?

730
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 3: No, you baked for too long.

731
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 4: I'm the twenty fourth. I'm over as well.

732
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're just looking at people's birthdays.

733
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I started typing in the dates, and uh

734
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 12: I would kind of look and see the pictures that

735
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 12: came up on my like suggested page, and if any

736
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 12: of them more obvious like birthday posts.

737
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 3: Where were you typing these in on what suggested page?

738
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 12: On any social media? I tried to on a few

739
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 12: different ones, like you know, Instagram and pap.

740
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, see you just type in like, let's say

741
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 2: October twenty third, right, yeah, or September fourteenth.

742
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 3: Right, anything that falls in that day.

743
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 12: And then you can click on photos and if I

744
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 12: like saw somebody with a party head or like something on,

745
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 12: then I look at it and be like, happy birthday.

746
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 2: They said hashtag birthday.

747
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 3: Yeah you know, yeah exactly. And how was the talent

748
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 3: on those dates?

749
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 12: Look, the scale was pretty right on, like it was

750
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 12: it was eights and ten's all the way through.

751
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah yeah, were able to use that to your

752
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 3: advantage in some way?

753
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

754
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah yeah. So I would just kind of compile

755
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 12: a list and then I just copy and pasted like

756
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 12: a generic DM that was like, hey, your profile popped

757
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 12: up for me and you have the same birthday as

758
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 12: my sister, and it's the numbers game. So I sent

759
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 12: like two hundred of these.

760
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, I'm busy.

761
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: That is a big net, sir.

762
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 12: Look I've been striking out for a while time. It

763
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 12: was like, it's true, man, you got a castle wat.

764
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: I like your honesty. I appreciate it.

765
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,280
Speaker 3: Okay, how did you do with your two hundred messages

766
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 3: to beautiful women?

767
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 12: So eight didn't say anything?

768
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I actually thought that'd.

769
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 12: Be higher but I would say, like ten or fifteen

770
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 12: of them message back and said OMG, no way, small

771
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 12: world like type of thanks. And then I kind of

772
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 12: looked in the ones that were really close.

773
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 13: To me and there was one.

774
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, and I did get a date out of it,

775
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 12: actually with one that I really really thought was cute

776
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 12: the whole time.

777
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 10: Okay, wow, wow, hundred the widest net I've ever heard cast,

778
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 10: and you narrowed it down to one girl in one date.

779
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 13: Happen to this?

780
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 4: Awesome?

781
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: I feel like this is like sales cold calling, is

782
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: what it.

783
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so sorry. I know you mentioned what was her.

784
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 12: Name, Delilah?

785
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 3: Delilah okay? And what did you and Delilah do for

786
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 3: your meetup?

787
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 12: So, I mean we d ms for a little while

788
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 12: and then I finally asked her out to meet up

789
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 12: for a happy hour at a bar okay, and she

790
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 12: was really cute and she came in and uh, she

791
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 12: brought a Starbucks gift card and it was like, Hey,

792
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 12: give this to your sister because she's my birthday.

793
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: Twain, did you feel guilty because he lied?

794
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: At that point?

795
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 12: I still feel real guilty. She still doesn't know that

796
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 12: my sister's birthday is not the same as that, but

797
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 12: I mean I looked at it. It was cute. It

798
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 12: was only for like ten dollars.

799
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so it wasn't even really a very good

800
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 3: birthday gift anyway.

801
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,720
Speaker 12: I tell you, I'm he doesn't even know my sister,

802
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 12: you know, all right, less you have one.

803
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I don't know her.

804
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 3: That's a good start to the day. How did it go?

805
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 12: I thought it went really well, but there, I mean,

806
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 12: there was a few things that I kind of have

807
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 12: honed in one that, uh, like my anxiety brain won't

808
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 12: really let go.

809
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 3: You're thinking something like you did was wrong.

810
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,479
Speaker 12: I mean, I won't say wrong, but I think maybe

811
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 12: it probably took her back a little bit. I don't know,

812
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 12: it maybe came once too strong because I compliment her

813
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 12: maybe too many times about how pretty she was, like

814
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 12: six or seven times, like I haven't been on a

815
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 12: date with somebody that's attractive. And then I don't know,

816
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 12: I was a little drunk and feeling myself, so I

817
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 12: was just kind of trying to be completely honest.

818
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 4: Friends.

819
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 3: I mean, as long as you left it at like

820
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 3: you're so pretty and didn't elaborate all the details about

821
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 3: why you might be saying.

822
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 2: People love compliments, but there is a point where it's like,

823
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 2: why are you so shocked?

824
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 8: Yeah?

825
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 3: Okay, so how did that date end?

826
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: Uh?

827
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 12: Just a little kiss.

828
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

829
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 12: It's something she went inside and I heard from room.

830
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: I mean, have you reached out at all?

831
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 12: Yeah, i'd Sarah tech mesage. She hasn't responded yet.

832
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 3: Okay, well maybe she found out your mom rated you

833
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 3: three and she lost interest. But we're gonna come back.

834
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 3: We'll called Delilah for you and try and get you

835
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 3: your second date update. Right after this second date update,

836
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 3: we just learned about a brand new hot dating hack

837
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 3: from one of our listeners, Blaine, that made us all

838
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 3: turn our heads and say, wow, this is ground breaking.

839
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 4: All the ground is literally cracking.

840
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 3: I am never gonna look at the world the same

841
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 3: ever again. After this, because Blaine was not having success

842
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 3: on the dating apps. Yeah, and he saw a social

843
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 3: media post saying all the most attractive people in the

844
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: world were born on either the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty

845
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 3: third of the month, whatever month that is. So he

846
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: went online, put those dates into Facebook and Instagram, and

847
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 3: if a photo of an attractive woman blowing out birthday

848
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 3: candles came up, he made sure to reach out to

849
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: her sex.

850
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, every single woman he saw two.

851
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 3: Hundred hundred messages, and out of all those, a handful

852
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 3: of conversations happened, and he ended up going out on

853
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 3: a date with a woman named Delilah. And as far

854
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 3: as we know, she has no clue. But maybe just

855
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 3: knowing all of like the lengths that you went to

856
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 3: in order to find her would actually impress her. Blame No, no,

857
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 3: when does that story come out?

858
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 12: I think I'm gonna have to wait till she does.

859
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,479
Speaker 12: We'll date for a while. She does something really bad,

860
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 12: and then I'm like, oh, I forgive.

861
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: You, okay talk it does something really bad. You're like,

862
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew when he was the only

863
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: one out of two hundred that since.

864
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 3: But we really don't know what the issue is, what's

865
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 3: going on with her, why they're not hanging out. But

866
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 3: we're about to find out.

867
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: That's the fun part. You ready for this plane?

868
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm ready.

869
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 3: We're gonna try our hardest here. Let's not renumber. Here

870
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 3: we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Delilah. Hey Delilah,

871
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 3: hope you're having a good day. That's about to get

872
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 3: even better because you're on the radio right now with

873
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

874
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Delilah. Oh hey, guys, Oh you

875
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: know the show? Sweet?

876
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 9: I don't, but it's cool to hear from you.

877
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 4: You're a radio station, are you?

878
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: Are you this nice to like scammers.

879
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 9: Who call to sometime?

880
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: Okay, like I don't need a car warranty, but you

881
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: sure have a great day.

882
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 4: Give me your practice.

883
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 3: Our friends and family aren't that nice to us a

884
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 3: pleasure talking to you, but we do have a reason

885
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 3: for calling because we're doing something called a second date update. Okay,

886
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 3: that's we're One of our listeners is trying to get

887
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 3: a hold of you to hang out one more time.

888
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 3: You've been out with him once. His name is Blaine.

889
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh yeah, blame you like blame Blaine. We're

890
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 9: really cool. We had a great time. We kind of

891
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 9: met on social media.

892
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 3: And I'm going to stop you real quick because we've

893
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 3: actually spoken to Blaine before we called you, and we

894
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 3: kind of heard all the details about how you met

895
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 3: and how you guys went out to a bar and

896
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 3: you brought him like a cool Starbucks gift.

897
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 1: Card gris sister. He thought that was really sweet.

898
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 9: We have the same birthday and sister.

899
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 8: Yes.

900
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 3: Yeah. So the question that Blaine has that he's going

901
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 3: through us hoping to get some answers for, is why

902
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,720
Speaker 3: are you not wanting to see him again? If that's true?

903
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 9: If I'm honest now, because I wasn't honest then I

904
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 9: stretched the truth about my age on my social media

905
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 9: and we were having such a great time. I felt

906
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 9: a little guilty about being dishonest.

907
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay.

908
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 10: You know, I think a lot of people stretch a

909
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 10: little bit, like if you're twenty seven, you'll say twenty five.

910
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: Sure, how much did you stretch the number by? It's

911
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 3: we go in like three years or forty.

912
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 9: Years, about four years of stretch.

913
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: Four.

914
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: What's interesting about that is he didn't notice at all

915
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 2: have brought that up to us, like you shouldn't.

916
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: I don't think feel bad. You know, four years isn't

917
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: that big of a difference at all now.

918
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 9: But I just felt really weird about it because he

919
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 9: bought it up on the date and I didn't correct him.

920
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 2: Oh so, like he said, you're I mean, what are

921
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 2: you saying you are on social media?

922
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 9: Well, my social media says that I'm thirty two, okay,

923
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 9: but I'm thirty six okay, okay, okay.

924
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 2: And can I just ask why why do you lie

925
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 2: about it?

926
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 9: You know, it was just something that I did and

927
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 9: I just never went back and changed it.

928
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 3: I mean, she's not putting it onto like a dating

929
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 3: app trying to like trick guys. It's just something on

930
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 3: her personal social media page.

931
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 11: That I think my Facebook says I'm whaleder because I

932
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 11: wasn't allowed to make it at the age when Facebook.

933
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 3: Yeah stretch Okay, but I mean that doesn't sound like

934
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 3: he did anything wrong. That sounds like you're just feeling

935
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,240
Speaker 3: guilty that you didn't one hundred percent come clean.

936
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 4: Right.

937
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 9: I'm just a really honest person, and it felt really

938
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 9: weird to start off this new relationship on a lie, okay.

939
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 2: And so it was easier to go to him than

940
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: to come clean and tell him the truth.

941
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

942
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 9: I didn't want to look stupid for lying about something

943
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 9: so small.

944
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 3: Okay. I know you're an honest person. On this show,

945
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 3: we tend not to be sorry.

946
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: But if we do have any guilt about it, that

947
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: is the bad.

948
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 3: That's why this is so hard for me to be

949
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 3: honest with you and let you know that Blaine has

950
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 3: actually been on the other line listening this entire Time's

951
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 3: not true. I wish I could say that, but it is, Blaine.

952
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 3: Are you there?

953
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 12: Man?

954
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 9: Hey, Hey, I don't know what to say right now.

955
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 12: I mean I can, I can start it. Uh, that

956
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 12: doesn't bother me.

957
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 3: I don't care.

958
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 12: Like what age is, just the number. You know, you

959
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 12: look great. I honestly thought you look younger than thirty two.

960
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 3: So I think you're saying she doesn't seem like she's

961
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 3: a thirty six year old.

962
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean you can kind of choose your own age, right,

963
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 12: I don't care.

964
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 5: I don't know if.

965
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 3: That's a good rule to live, but oh yeah, that

966
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 3: is my thing. I think the government six. Look what

967
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: you've done.

968
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 12: Somebody says you look twenty six. You're twenty six. I

969
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 12: think that's how she think.

970
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 2: You hear that, that is so sweet, I hear.

971
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 9: It makes me feel a little bit better. But I

972
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 9: just I feel really bad when you brought it up,

973
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 9: blaming on the date, Like my eyes got really big,

974
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 9: and I didn't know what to say to you.

975
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 12: So I could I could probably make you feel a

976
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 12: little bit better. So the whole. When we first started talking,

977
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 12: I kind of lied to you about my sister.

978
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 9: Oh wait, you don't have a sister.

979
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, I do I have a sister, But

980
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 12: I just I don't know. You're so beautiful, and I

981
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 12: really wanted to talk to you, So I just kind

982
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 12: of lied about her birthday and your birthday being the same,

983
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 12: just because I don't know. I just kind of wanted

984
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 12: to start a conversation with you.

985
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 9: Wait, you lied about her birthday?

986
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean it was just the way I wanted

987
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 12: to talk to you. You're so beautiful.

988
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 9: I wanted to you said that. So where's my gift card?

989
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 9: I want my gift carry back.

990
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 12: I'll bring it back to Hey. We can go on

991
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 12: a second date and I'll pay for Starbucks. How about that?

992
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 3: Oh wait, that's not her.

993
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 9: I don't understand. How did you figure out that my birthday?

994
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 9: How did you figure out when my birthday was?

995
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 2: Man?

996
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,959
Speaker 3: Oh god, look if all.

997
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 12: Right, come on, I don't know, this is too much

998
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 12: to say on Somebody said at one point that most

999
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 12: attractive people's birthdays are the fifth, of fourteenth and the

1000
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 12: twenty third, So I kind of heard a Facebook search

1001
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 12: for people with those birthdays.

1002
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 9: Oh my god, what a mo I shows you?

1003
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 12: Like, I didn't I only message.

1004
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 5: You, Bro?

1005
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 3: Did you hear what she just said about that?

1006
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 4: She called you a loser?

1007
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 5: Bro?

1008
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: No, maybe she's talking about the guy who came up

1009
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: with that theory.

1010
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 9: On TikTok, I mean both of them.

1011
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he was just having a hard time.

1012
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: You know how hard dating is.

1013
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 9: It's really hard to find honest people. Also, that's why

1014
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 9: dating is so hard, Delilah.

1015
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 3: You were just saying how guilty and horrible that you

1016
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 3: felt about yourself, that you weren't completely honest with him,

1017
00:45:59,120 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 3: and now.

1018
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 9: It was mistake.

1019
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 12: Well, look, you said that I was a really cool

1020
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 12: person and we would have never met up if I

1021
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 12: hadn't gone through all that and gotten in touch with

1022
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 12: your over social media.

1023
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I didn't know you were an online creep

1024
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 9: such in the dirt web for people's birthday.

1025
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: Now it is.

1026
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 9: Living in the dark ages and even light on your sister.

1027
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 3: No successful relationship has ever started with total honesty. So like,

1028
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 3: this is actually not a bad place to jump off from,

1029
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 3: and we'd love to send you out on one more

1030
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 3: date that we would pay for. Not you, Delia, Not

1031
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 3: with the gift cards or anything on us one hundred

1032
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 3: percent give them a chance.

1033
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 9: I just I really hate dishonesty, so I'm gonna have

1034
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 9: to pass.

1035
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 3: But coming from someone pretending to be a thirty two

1036
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 3: year old online that was an accident. Yeah, I don't

1037
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 3: know how this call devolved into what it was, But

1038
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 3: coming from this twenty three year old GQ model, I

1039
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: think I think love is possible if you, if you

1040
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 3: just give.

1041
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: It a chance at your career, jeff.

1042
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: Where's the line?

1043
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 12: You're right, love is possible. That's why I'm messaging two

1044
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 12: hundred more later today.

1045
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,240
Speaker 5: Successful second date update, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1046
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 3: People are just not forgiving enough anymore.

1047
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: You think that's what it is. I wanted them to

1048
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: go out.

1049
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 2: I think they would have been so cute.

1050
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 3: I think that's the problem. It's like it's forgiveness because,

1051
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 3: let's recap, Delilah was not honest about her age, and

1052
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 3: Blaine heard that and said, you know what, it's okay,

1053
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 3: I don't care. I like you, and then Blaine goes,

1054
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 3: I also kind of wasn't honest about my sister's birthday,

1055
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 3: and Delilah went, how dare you you deserve to suffer

1056
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 3: a lonely painfulness or something along those lines.

1057
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know that she went that far,

1058
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: but basically tell me that effect.

1059
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 4: It should have been even Stevens. It should have been like, Okay,

1060
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 4: you lied, I lied. They were equal lies. We're both honest.

1061
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 2: I think we're a concentrated the wrong thing. There was

1062
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 2: honesty at the end. That's the thing that we should have.

1063
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 1: But once he said a d M two hundred women, why.

1064
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 3: Is that it's no different than meeting on the dating apps.

1065
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 3: You're messaging probably five hundred women there and only going

1066
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 3: out with one.

1067
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: It just makes you feel like a loser. Yeah, totally,

1068
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: It's just I'm sorry, it's just how it is, Jeff.

1069
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 3: Why can't as a society we just be more accepting

1070
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 3: about the creative ways that people connect online, because you know,

1071
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 3: nobody wants to meet in person anymore in public, but

1072
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 3: no girl.

1073
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 4: Wants to be one of two hundred messages.

1074
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 2: Either like you got to have a middle or Why

1075
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 2: can't we just agree that there's some things that just

1076
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: shouldn't be said even if we love honesty.

1077
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 3: There you go, I'm gonna say something so mean right now,

1078
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 3: but you know what, I'm friging, I'm gonna I'm gonna restrain,

1079
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 3: restrain myself and just say, you know what, if you

1080
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 3: want some help with your dating life, email the show.

1081
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: Why are you going to be mean?

1082
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 3: Just make you We'll call that.

1083
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1084
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 3: Before any big sporting event. On game day, you'll always

1085
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 3: see the true fans tailgating outside hours beforehand pre game

1086
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 3: and pump themselves up. And it got me thinking, you know,

1087
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 3: you guys are always saying how much you love my

1088
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: parodies and how much you look forward to him every week.

1089
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 3: You're big fans, So maybe we should start tailgating for

1090
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 3: my song days.

1091
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 6: Alexis, you can be in charge of the white Claus

1092
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 6: Brooke will put you on the grill making your mouldy cheese,

1093
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 6: meat loafers.

1094
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: And every sound good. Can I also be in charge

1095
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: of body paint?

1096
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 3: Well, I want Jose to be taking his shirt off

1097
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 3: and painting my name across that big beautiful chest of his.

1098
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 13: Whatever.

1099
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 3: Just let's get let's get you painted. Okay, we'll get

1100
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 3: naked into I'm nice and good. And if you're in

1101
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 3: your car right now, make sure to chug that Starbucks

1102
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 3: cup and crush it against your forehead because it it's

1103
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 3: time to.

1104
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,240
Speaker 13: Get pumped from a brand.

1105
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:04,959
Speaker 3: We're kicking off. It is song of the week time. Yeah,

1106
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,359
Speaker 3: there's a high percentage chance if you're listening live right now,

1107
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 3: you are in your car.

1108
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true.

1109
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: And if you're like Brook, then you've driven at least

1110
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 3: fifteen miles with your hazard lights on down the emergency

1111
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 3: vehicle lane just so that you can get to work

1112
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 3: three seconds ahead of where you normally would.

1113
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: I do you have your hazard light on that? Like

1114
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: cancers out of ticket?

1115
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 5: Right?

1116
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: Isn't that how it works?

1117
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 7: Trust me?

1118
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 3: This show is no stranger to questionable drivers. Yeah, our

1119
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 3: own Alexis has some weird vendetta against the cement poles

1120
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 3: down in the parking garage. Can you come at me

1121
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 3: first retaliation?

1122
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: I guess it's gone so poorly for her. She doesn't

1123
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: even have a car.

1124
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 3: I know she's told hers twice already this year.

1125
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 4: But I don't want to.

1126
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 3: Make it seem like I'm coming down on the ladies

1127
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 3: for their lack of basic driving skills and road etiquette.

1128
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 3: In fact, what about Jose The guys are just as bad,

1129
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 3: if not worse when they get behind the wheel.

1130
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 4: I had to buy a new car because my own

1131
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 4: had so many dens I couldn't open the doors anymore.

1132
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 3: It's seriously, I mean, if you're being honest, think about yourself.

1133
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 3: You've probably done some really careless and stupid things out

1134
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 3: on the road in just the last week alone.

1135
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 4: Speeding in the HOVL by myself.

1136
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: No, never, Yes, it's so specific.

1137
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 3: It's just an issue that we all deal with, where

1138
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 3: one bad driver can instantly make you so mad and

1139
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 3: ruin your entire commute rage. Yes, and look, I cannot

1140
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 3: get rid for the entire world of bad drivers all

1141
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 3: by myself.

1142
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: You can't, or can I?

1143
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 3: Because I wrote a song to all the people who

1144
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 3: for some reason decide to go completely brain dead the

1145
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 3: second that they get in their car and put their

1146
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 3: hands on the wheel, and maybe this will help them

1147
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 3: see the air of their ways.

1148
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are people actually going to be able

1149
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 1: to merge after this song?

1150
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 3: This is gonna be, hope fully, the thing that fixes

1151
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 3: it all.

1152
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 4: It's like a zipper.

1153
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 3: Try it. That's why instead of doing Green Day's American Idiot,

1154
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 3: it's young Jefferies driving like idiots. Give it to me,

1155
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 3: Jeff all right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready.

1156
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 7: Points if you don't know, you drive like.

1157
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 3: An idiot above my job, like some highway called medias. Wow,

1158
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 3: you must feel so superior the only car in the

1159
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 3: fire lane area.

1160
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 4: I think you need a road instrument.

1161
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 8: That's not time forget time like your may have from.

1162
00:52:56,400 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 7: Upstad step and then you add a zero.

1163
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 8: Tos got it out, you rubby window.

1164
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 6: Both of your blink thurs broke too.

1165
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 2: Come on, just.

1166
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 8: Pick a lane.

1167
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: You do wobble your road hugged ways are notorious. You

1168
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 3: think you're dumb from Fast and the Furious. Hey, I'm

1169
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 3: a Maili. You drive more like a maids Shouldicky Bobby,

1170
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 3: you ain't a Tella day.

1171
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: You guys.

1172
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 8: Cut me up before the intersection, mad' thinker's pointing heaven

1173
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 8: like you're playing gta.

1174
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 3: Hit the gap when you saw the yellow have.

1175
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 7: No choice because goment.

1176
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:55,760
Speaker 3: That that's the funny guys by you too, what the hello?

1177
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 7: What is this jack hole?

1178
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 3: Jewey with you're lurching now, Oh my god, they weren't

1179
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 3: even looking of courseous of BMW.

1180
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 8: Hey loa kid, you almost made me fill my garbuck?

1181
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 6: Are you flying?

1182
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 3: I have a baby on fourty from fourteen years ago.

1183
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 3: So does that mean nothing to you?

1184
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 5: You maniac?

1185
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 3: Oh great, now I have to rewind the last thirty

1186
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 3: seconds of my podcast because I missed it dealing with

1187
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 3: mister whoa.

1188
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 8: I'm the center of the freaking universe. Did I was

1189
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 8: gonna say New Bond Berry goun movie blaas enough to

1190
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 8: John Marry Dan taking South, he's lolling.

1191
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 3: You so to media, I trust you're driving less than Wikipedia,

1192
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 3: Emma Iterview you I cast down on.

1193
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 15: One way street, don job while you're shining your highenes

1194
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 15: in my days. Never so in rain song of Gizzo

1195
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 15: doing anyone eating of a redouble?

1196
00:54:55,760 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 3: Even take from take bar Flop too, Oh.

1197
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 2: Wow, my god, And you got a recording from you

1198
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 2: actually driving to.

1199
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: Put into the song.

1200
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 7: It was easy.

1201
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 3: That was just one take.

1202
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 13: Wow.

1203
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 2: That was on your way home from work the other day,

1204
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 2: right out in front of me, and it just flowed

1205
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 2: right out about that.

1206
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 7: I love the song.

1207
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 4: I love the high energy.

1208
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 10: But is anyone worried that a fast paced song like

1209
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 10: that is going to create more road range on the road?

1210
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: So it actually calls people down because it gets your

1211
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 1: rage out.

1212
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 2: They found studies that people who listen to like metal

1213
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 2: and hard rock are actually better at.

1214
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 4: You know, so why knuckle it right now?

1215
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 3: I've always thought those people screaming at the top of

1216
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 3: their lungs are the most mentally stable of everybody else.

1217
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 3: So that's good. That's your song of the week. Texting

1218
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 3: seventy five nine too. Can you tell us what you

1219
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 3: thought about it? You can call out one of your

1220
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 3: horrible driving friends if you want you on our text floor, we'll.

1221
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: Shout them out to or just keep tagging Alexis I

1222
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: get a car. I'll play it in my new car.

1223
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 3: Something's kind of change and we're gonna post a video

1224
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 3: up on all of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey.

1225
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 3: You can go check it out. But thanks for listening.

1226
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 5: That's your song Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1227
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 3: We got a text seven eighty five nine two that says,

1228
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 3: sometimes I wish real life driving was like Mario Kart

1229
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 3: and I could throw shells and bananas at all the

1230
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 3: dumb drivers out there.

1231
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they spin out, but then they go

1232
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 4: straight right after it.

1233
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 1: I know, whatever gets injured.

1234
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 3: My question is what's stopping you?

1235
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 9: Oh?

1236
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: Okay, it.

1237
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 3: Could be fun if you missed it. Though, instead of

1238
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 3: singing Green Days song American Idiot, I sang my own

1239
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:39,240
Speaker 3: version called driving like an Idiot, because our own Alexis

1240
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 3: Fuller has already totalled her car this year and it

1241
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 3: was one hundred percent her fault, So.

1242
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: Let's call it all the drivers.

1243
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 2: Well, you were the.

1244
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 3: Inspiration for it. It's an honor and the only way

1245
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 3: to fix bad driving once and for all is to

1246
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 3: sing about it. Yeah, at least that's how I fixed issues.

1247
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 3: But are we seeing any more feedback broke anything you like?

1248
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: Well, uh, there's this one that says if I actually

1249
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: liked that song, I'd send it to my husband. Oh

1250
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: dam better luck next week, jeff Really, I didn't say that.

1251
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 3: That's the text that you chose to read out of

1252
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 3: all the one, the one from the woman shaming her

1253
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 3: husband and dumping on my song at the same time.

1254
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: She texted in well, okay, everyone deserves a right. Is

1255
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: that your phone number?

1256
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 3: That's fine if you missed it, if you want to

1257
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 3: hear it again, or if you want to flush it

1258
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 3: down the drain for our round care. It's up at

1259
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page, on our Facebook, Insta,

1260
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 3: and our TikTok all of it at Brook and.

1261
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1262
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 3: Got a brand new player to win Brooks Bucks today.

1263
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 3: Her name is Jamie. She has five kids, ranging from

1264
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 3: ages twenty seven to seven, and her New Year's resolution

1265
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 3: this year is to travel more, presumably to get away

1266
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 3: from her five children, and that's why she's already booked

1267
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 3: Hawaii for this year.

1268
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: Nice, which kids aren't you bringing, Jamie?

1269
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 9: I'm bringing them, all.

1270
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: Them, even they get to come.

1271
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 9: Actually he's staying behind.

1272
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say, Brook, this is a chance for

1273
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 3: you to say someplace that's even bigger and nicer that

1274
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 3: you're going to be traveling to to make you feel bad.

1275
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, the Maldives with my children. They've got great kids.

1276
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 3: Menus there Yeah, at Sandals Resort, Yes, I said Aaron

1277
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 3: BnB inside Diamond and Volcano.

1278
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: We shall eat chicken nuggets all across the world.

1279
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 3: There you go, Jamie, that'll make you feel good about yourself.

1280
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 3: We're gonna send Brook out of the studio while she leaves.

1281
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 3: Here's how the game works. You got thirty seconds to

1282
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 3: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know

1283
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 3: when you could say pass, but you do have to

1284
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 3: beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1285
00:58:59,560 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 6: I am.

1286
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 9: I'm as right as I can be.

1287
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 3: I'm right for one hundred dollars towards Hawaii. Let's do it.

1288
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is Australia Day after Sydney,

1289
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 3: which Australian city has the highest population.

1290
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: Pass.

1291
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 3: According to Marilyn Monroe, what are a girl's best friend?

1292
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 13: Simon's what?

1293
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 3: Actor plays ant Man in the Marvel movies Pass, which

1294
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 3: snack food company uses the slogan bet you can't eat

1295
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 3: just one.

1296
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 9: Ladies potato chips.

1297
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 3: According to researchers at the Mayo Clinic, a crow's intelligence

1298
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 3: is equivalent to a human child at what age? Wy Ooh,

1299
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 3: good work there, Jamie, got your guesses in books. Gonna

1300
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 3: come back into the studio. And since you're a new player,

1301
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 3: what's an interesting fact the show should know about you? Jamie?

1302
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 9: I love cows and everything there is to do with cows.

1303
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 3: What do you love about all?

1304
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 9: They can withstand a storm in the middle of a field,

1305
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 9: and they're just cute and cuddly, and they.

1306
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 4: I started, and the babies literally will lay in your

1307
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 4: lap like a dog.

1308
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 1: Big and the male one's very scary, true sane. But

1309
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 1: any cows.

1310
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 9: Jamie, not yet, but hopefully someday.

1311
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 3: I love a good cow on a burger.

1312
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: It is just like Jamie, you like to eat them too,

1313
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: of course, yes, Okay, back here we go.

1314
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Your time starts now? Today is Australia

1315
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 3: Day after Sydney, which Australian city has the highest population.

1316
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 3: According to Marilyn Monroe, what are a girl's best friend?

1317
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 3: Which actor plays ant man in the Marvel movies Oh

1318
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 3: my god? What snack food company uses the slogan bet

1319
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 3: you can't eat just one? According to researchers at the

1320
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 3: Mayo Clinic, a crow's intelligence is equivalent to a human

1321
01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 3: child at what age?

1322
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: Six months?

1323
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 3: What is the largest island?

1324
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 1: The largest island in the Caribbean? Is it Cuba?

1325
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Brook, I love your answer game. It's always such

1326
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 3: a good time. Let's go to the scoreboard though with

1327
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 3: ose I've.

1328
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: Killed two people. I'm killed two people.

1329
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 4: My god, Jamie, just like killing two people, you got

1330
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 4: two corrals.

1331
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: The authorities, and Brook you got fall.

1332
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 3: Double g Up there, Jamie, Let's go over the answers

1333
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 3: for everybody. It's Australia day after Sydney. The second most

1334
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 3: populated city in Australia is Melbourne.

1335
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 2: Melbourne, I literally couldn't think of an Australian city.

1336
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,959
Speaker 3: According to Marilyn Monroe, diamonds are a girl's best friend,

1337
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 3: and Paul Rudd plays ant man in the Marvel films.

1338
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 3: The snack food company with the slogan that you can't

1339
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 3: eat just one is laze. Researchers at the Mayo Clinic

1340
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 3: found a crow's intelligence is equivalent to a human child

1341
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 3: at age seven years old. But Brooks babies, to be fair,

1342
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 3: are ultra ultra intelligent.

1343
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1344
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 4: My children have been talking to crows since Birt.

1345
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 13: Did.

1346
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,919
Speaker 1: I didn't know that smarter. My kids were that dog.

1347
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm not sure which you say this.

1348
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 3: The largest island in the Caribbean Sea would be Cuba,

1349
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 3: so Jamie. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat brook But

1350
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 3: just for playing, we are going to give you a

1351
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 3: four pack of tickets to the Seattle Boat Show, with

1352
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 3: more than eight hundred boats on display, you'll find this

1353
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 3: year's largest collection of boat's gadgets, gear and accessories, happening

1354
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 3: February second through February tenth, details and discount tickets available

1355
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 3: at Seattle Boat Show dot com.

1356
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 2: Hey OCCU, find one for your twenty seven year old

1357
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 2: to drive over to Hawaii and meet his mind.

1358
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 3: There you go, Jamie, thank you so much for playing.

1359
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 3: Come back to it again. We'll be back to do

1360
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 3: Windbrooks back the same time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey

1361
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 3: in the morning.