Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second, d you know a lot of people
Speaker 1: waste their time trying to find love online dating or
Speaker 1: having friends hook him up with somebody that they think
Speaker 1: would be perfect, when everybody knows the only place to
Speaker 1: really find true love is in a crowded men's bathroom
Speaker 1: at a dirty bar. We all know that, right, And
Speaker 1: that's where Eric found the girl that he wants to
Speaker 1: call today. In the men's bathroom at a bar. What's up, Eric's, Well,
Speaker 1: that's not entirely true. That's what your email said. Well,
Speaker 1: she wasn't standing in the bathroom we were. I was
Speaker 1: at this bar and the girl's line was like down
Speaker 1: the hall. It was really a long line. She looked
Speaker 1: like pretty upset. So I was like, hey, why don't
Speaker 1: you use the men's bathroom when I watched the door. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she did use the men's bathroom, yes, and you
Speaker 1: stood guard and listened to her. Peace. I don't know
Speaker 1: about listening, all right, So tell us more about her.
Speaker 1: I mean, your email said how you met and that
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back. But how'd your evening go
Speaker 1: with her? Well, her name was Penny and she was
Speaker 1: really nice. So she thanked me for watching the door
Speaker 1: for her, and I asked her if maybe she wanted
Speaker 1: to drink, so we went over to the bar and
Speaker 1: got her drink together. You are a gentleman, and you
Speaker 1: even paid held the door. Yeah. I think we got
Speaker 1: along really good, just back and forth. I asked to
Speaker 1: what she did. She asked me what I what I
Speaker 1: did for work and everything, which right now I'm out
Speaker 1: of work currently. So so you impressed her with that line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's truthful. I was gonna lie to it. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1: It's good that you didn't say like, I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So what did you guys actually do on your date.
Speaker 1: We didn't go on a date. Okay, so she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back just after this one night you met
Speaker 1: her at the bar. Yeah, exactly. So when we're at
Speaker 1: the bar, we're talking and everything, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: ask her out, see if she wanted, so I didn't
Speaker 1: know how to do it, and um, We're just standing
Speaker 1: there talking and everything, and I saw this rose laying
Speaker 1: on the bar, so I grabbed the rose and I
Speaker 1: gave it to her and I said, hey, if you
Speaker 1: take this and go out with me, I'll get you
Speaker 1: twelve more. Oh my gosh, yeah, I just say that.
Speaker 1: Did she actually like that? She loved it? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean she said, yes, she took the rolls. Did she
Speaker 1: notice that you stole it from somebody else? No? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. All right, And so you guys, what
Speaker 1: you got her number? There? Yeah, we exchanged numbers and
Speaker 1: then we texted. It seemed real friendly and everything, and
Speaker 1: then it just started to get weird. It seemed a
Speaker 1: little more distant. So I just actually like, what's going
Speaker 1: on with a cold shoulder? And then after that I
Speaker 1: never got a response. What do you mean it got distant?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like, hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Like we were leading up to something, and then it
Speaker 1: just seemed like it just seemed like something went away.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. All right. So you met her
Speaker 1: this one night at the bar, You had a conversation
Speaker 1: over drinks after you helped her pee, and you want
Speaker 1: you liked her so much that you want to do
Speaker 1: a second date? Update just after that meeting. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: liked her. I really want to go on a date
Speaker 1: with her. How long did you guys spend together at
Speaker 1: the bar? Half hour? So after a half hour, you're
Speaker 1: willing to do a second date up. Yeah, half hours
Speaker 1: a long time. That's a lot and a half hour.
Speaker 1: We talked about a lot. It means she was real pretty,
Speaker 1: blonde hair, blue eyes, she likes sports. I mean she
Speaker 1: seemed perfect. Sounds like your guys souls really connected over
Speaker 1: those drinks. I mean, you don't really know anything about her.
Speaker 1: Are you sure she's even single? I don't think she
Speaker 1: wouldn't let me buy her a drink. I mean I
Speaker 1: hope she's single. Oh no, trust me, she could be.
Speaker 1: She could be like married for forty years. Still let
Speaker 1: you buy her a drink. Yeah, here's the deal. Guys
Speaker 1: like I never get to meet like I've never had
Speaker 1: the opportunity, like with someone this pretty and everything, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I'm almost there. So I really
Speaker 1: want to look up with this girl. I really want
Speaker 1: to talk to her. I want to know what's up. Okay,
Speaker 1: So basically, she's the hottest girl that you've ever had
Speaker 1: a conversation. Yo. I tried to talk to a lot
Speaker 1: of hot girls, but this is the only one that
Speaker 1: actually talked back to me. Hey, I completely understand then,
Speaker 1: why you want to do this. Why do you think
Speaker 1: that she's not calling you back then? Or why do
Speaker 1: you think she stopped texting you? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean I thought everything went fall in the bar. Could
Speaker 1: maybe she saw me grab the rose. I didn't steal
Speaker 1: it from someone. Maybe she saw me grab the rose
Speaker 1: off the bar or something. Maybe she thought that was classless.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She gave me her number. What was
Speaker 1: the last thing that you guys said to each other?
Speaker 1: It was really nice to meeting you. Um, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to go out and I'll hitch up tomorrow. And
Speaker 1: what'd she say back? She said, thanks again for watching
Speaker 1: the restaurroom. It was really nice here, so thanks again
Speaker 1: for watching the restroom lap And that was it. And
Speaker 1: that's the last thing you've heard from her. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: well I'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, sounds good?
Speaker 1: All right, man, hang up rooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know what that is? Did anybody tell me what
Speaker 1: that is? No? Water dripping? Water dripping is the sound
Speaker 1: of a budding new romance. It's like it is, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful? Yeah, And that is why Eric wants to
Speaker 1: call a girl to day in his second date update.
Speaker 1: Eric is on the phone with us. He told us
Speaker 1: about how he met this girl at a bar. He
Speaker 1: met her because she was standing in line for the
Speaker 1: women's restroom was really long, and he was like, let
Speaker 1: me be your night in shining armor. I'll stand guard,
Speaker 1: you can go in the men's bathroom, and then they
Speaker 1: struck up a conversation. After that, they talked for about
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. But now she's not texting him back and
Speaker 1: he wants to get a hold of her really badly.
Speaker 1: Why because in his own words, she's the hottest girl
Speaker 1: that's ever actually talked back to him. All right, Eric,
Speaker 1: are you about ready to give Penny a call and
Speaker 1: get your second date update? Yes? I am. And Eric,
Speaker 1: what did Penny do when you guys were talking? I
Speaker 1: forgot to ask that gave you the indication that she
Speaker 1: was legitimately into you. I don't know if it's anything
Speaker 1: she did. I mean the fact that she was talking
Speaker 1: to me for a half hour and then even gave
Speaker 1: me her number when I asked for it. That didn't
Speaker 1: like a good thing. What's your success rate usually when
Speaker 1: you ask a girl for a number? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'd say this went well I don't know. They usually don't.
Speaker 1: It's not that good. Okay. Well I'm gonna dollar phone
Speaker 1: of it right now and get her on the phone
Speaker 1: and see if we can get your second update. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, thanks there, here we go. Hello. Hi, is
Speaker 1: Penny there? This is her mask is calling? Yeah, Hi, Opinion.
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Okay. I'm calling you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners actually sent us an email about you
Speaker 1: and asked if we could get a hold of you. Well,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of your show, so I don't know
Speaker 1: anybody that would listen to it. Well you do. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know one person at least who listens to it,
Speaker 1: and he liked you so much that he wanted us
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you. Okay, and who would
Speaker 1: that be? That would be a guy named Eric that
Speaker 1: you met at a bar recently, are you yes, I am.
Speaker 1: He sent us an email and told us about how
Speaker 1: he met you and had been texting back and forth
Speaker 1: that you really wanted to take you out on a date,
Speaker 1: but you've stopped texting him, so he asked us if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: if something happened. Wow, I'm not sure what you guys
Speaker 1: know about well, I mean, I don't know what he
Speaker 1: told you. So he told us. He pretty much just
Speaker 1: told us that he met you. You You were standing in
Speaker 1: line for the restroom, and then he helped you use
Speaker 1: the guy's restroom. You guys talked to the bar for
Speaker 1: about a half an hour and have been planning a date.
Speaker 1: But then you just dropped off the face of the earth.
Speaker 1: You dropped out of Eric's world, and he can't stand it. Penny,
Speaker 1: So is that true? Did it really happen? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's true. But he was so rude and so coolest,
Speaker 1: how rude he was that I didn't just drop off
Speaker 1: the face of the earth. There was very specific reasons
Speaker 1: why I just decided never to connect with that person again.
Speaker 1: Everyone killing us? Why did you give the number? If
Speaker 1: he was so rude? I felt bad, Like I almost
Speaker 1: kind of felt bad. I mean, this guy was never
Speaker 1: ever gonna be with a woman. I just never. He'll
Speaker 1: never be with a woman ever. What did he do
Speaker 1: that was so rude? Well, after he held the bathroom
Speaker 1: door for me, I made the huge mistake of sitting
Speaker 1: down for a drink with him. He offered to buy
Speaker 1: me a drink, which I said yes to. These all
Speaker 1: sound like nice gentleman things to do. So far, the
Speaker 1: sound really nice. They start off to you, a really
Speaker 1: nice gentlemanly thing to do, and then he keeps talking
Speaker 1: and his mouth just doesn't stop moving. So he proceeds
Speaker 1: to troll every girl in line and rate her based
Speaker 1: on looks, which was really fun as another woman in
Speaker 1: that bar to sit and listen to somebody do. So
Speaker 1: he's sitting with you and rating all the other girls
Speaker 1: in the bar. Oh yeah. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: was bored or he thought this was a great idea,
Speaker 1: but he said, look at all those trolls standing in line,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to just like rate them on a
Speaker 1: scale of one to ten, one by one. And I
Speaker 1: didn't even get to I didn't even get to finish
Speaker 1: my sentence, and he just starts like laying into him.
Speaker 1: Did you try to interrupt him and stop him from this?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. I kept asking him
Speaker 1: to talk about something else, and he was just I
Speaker 1: mean things like, oh that girl there's a four. I mean,
Speaker 1: her eyes are too far apart, she's got harry eyebrows
Speaker 1: and beds and like one at a time, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's like a straight up garden no man, Like she's
Speaker 1: like short and squat and like, I mean, he was
Speaker 1: just he was cracking himself up, Tithat. He was mister
Speaker 1: funny ha ha. And I don't think that he has
Speaker 1: ever ever had a girlfriend in his entire life, because
Speaker 1: because somebody would have stopped this a long time ago.
Speaker 1: You know, he did tell us that you're the hottest
Speaker 1: girl that's ever spoke to him. Oh well, that is
Speaker 1: a compliment. I'm sure. I'm surprised Titha was the hottest
Speaker 1: girl because he actually wanted to rate me as well.
Speaker 1: So what did you say when he told you that?
Speaker 1: I asked if we could not do that. I said, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's not do the rating thing anymore. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Let's try to talk about anything else anything. And did
Speaker 1: he give you a rating? Oh yeah, he gave me
Speaker 1: a rating. He was adamant. He said, nope, I'm going
Speaker 1: to hear the rating because it's a good one. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing he's like, oh, you're a ten. Look at
Speaker 1: all those other fours and fives. I'm sitting next to
Speaker 1: the tin in the bar. You think he would because
Speaker 1: he's trying to hit on me. But no, that ask
Speaker 1: gave me a seven plus. What does a seven plus
Speaker 1: even mean? I guess it's better than a seven, but
Speaker 1: worse than an eighth. And he went on and detailed
Speaker 1: about why he gave me a seven plus. Oh serious,
Speaker 1: So he actually went into detail. Huh yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: wanted me to know why. What was his reasoning? Well,
Speaker 1: my teeth weren't perfectly straight enough and I had a
Speaker 1: nice chest, but it could have been a little bigger
Speaker 1: slap this dude. I think he's just so unaware, like
Speaker 1: it wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't help. It's never gonna
Speaker 1: click with Tim. He never had a girlfriend, probably never will.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I feel bad for the guy. Well, Penny,
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: It was a complete nightmare with that idiot. And I
Speaker 1: want to tell you, you know what, in my book,
Speaker 1: you're an eight minus not seven. You upbraided. That's so sweet.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I also want to let you know that
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Wait what, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: actually on the phone. Eric, Yeah, I'm here. Wait are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Penny? You didn't find that entertaining making
Speaker 1: fun of the girls in line? And that's so me, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean I was trying to be nice to you.
Speaker 1: It was like I felt like I was stuck with you. Man.
Speaker 1: You bought me a drink. I'm like, I, No, it
Speaker 1: was no fun. There was no fun. You were going
Speaker 1: right along with it. I thought we were having a
Speaker 1: good time. I knew some of those girls by the
Speaker 1: way that you were making fun of. No, none of
Speaker 1: that was fun. Where are you ever going to find
Speaker 1: another guy like that who would come up with a
Speaker 1: game like that? You know, I'm a good time. I'm
Speaker 1: a fun time you Okay? I hope that I never
Speaker 1: find another guy like that? And you are anti fund
Speaker 1: That was the most unfun thing I think I've ever
Speaker 1: done ever. I mean, you got the best rating out
Speaker 1: of everyone. Wow, you're bragging about giving me a seven plus?
Speaker 1: Like seven plus and that bar is like a ten.
Speaker 1: You know, every all the other girls with five. I'm
Speaker 1: the best bad looking girl at that bar, but I
Speaker 1: wasn't tried and tulky. You're hot, You're beautiful, you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: seven and a half one compared to the scale we
Speaker 1: were working on. You see you guys, listen to this.
Speaker 1: You're clueless, man, you are so clueless. Listen. I know
Speaker 1: women won Okay, I know with a need and yeah
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. It
Speaker 1: sounds like, hey, it sounds like it's Eric. She just
Speaker 1: doesn't know what she needs that Penny, that's right. Would
Speaker 1: you like to go on a second date with Eric?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. Absolutely not ever again. I
Speaker 1: hope I never talked to you again. Oh no, no, please?
Speaker 1: Why did you just go find another seven plus to installed?
Speaker 1: Because I am done listening to this? Oh nice, very nice.
Speaker 1: The only reason you're not going to go out with
Speaker 1: me is because you're totally frigid and I don't need
Speaker 1: to go. Oh my god, you are an imbasile, absolute imbasile.
Speaker 1: Not a successful second day update for you, Eric, Penny,
Speaker 1: thank you for sharing your story. Yep, Eric, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about that. I'm sorry you didn't get a date. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's okay, don't worry. I mean I told her she
Speaker 1: was a seven plus, but she was only a five. Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: they're done talking to you. It's time for you to
Speaker 1: go now. Text in at seven eight five nine two
Speaker 1: that says, hey, seven is a good rating. She must
Speaker 1: think she's Beyonce or something. It's broke and jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Going to talk about the second day update
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Speaker 1: fifty five. Now onto the second date update. Eric wanted
Speaker 1: to call a girl named Penny. She wasn't calling him
Speaker 1: back after they met at a bar. We got her
Speaker 1: on the phone and found out why she wasn't calling
Speaker 1: him back. It's because after they met, they were sitting
Speaker 1: there having drinks at the bar. He bought her a
Speaker 1: drink and then proceeded to rip on every single female
Speaker 1: that was in attendance at the bar, I think, in
Speaker 1: the hopes of being like, you're the hottest girl in here,
Speaker 1: But then he rated her a seven plus. He didn't
Speaker 1: be like, you're at ten brutally honest, I guess how
Speaker 1: he thought that was a fun game for people to
Speaker 1: just put other people downbody wants to participate in that, dude,
Speaker 1: Oh I would. I would love to do that if
Speaker 1: I could be the girl who was just like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's just sit on here and rip sit here and
Speaker 1: rip on people for a while and be like, I
Speaker 1: love you, You're the best. Another text in at seven
Speaker 1: eight five to nine two that says, honestly, I thought
Speaker 1: he was kind of sweet. I think it'd be fun
Speaker 1: to sit and rate p We'll give him my number.
Speaker 1: So some people do actually want to do that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: he just sat there ripping on everybody the whole time,
Speaker 1: and she obviously didn't want to go out with him again,
Speaker 1: so they agreed not to go out. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: he was a real, you know, eight plus on the
Speaker 1: scale too. Of course, because the people who usually rate
Speaker 1: others are always gorgeous, I think, because something that most
Speaker 1: dudes do like we do it sometimes, but never with
Speaker 1: a girl like you're supposed to. Yeah, well that's the
Speaker 1: whole game, right, Rate women, Well, sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just sitting rate women. Rate dudes, just sitting and
Speaker 1: look look at people and judge them. That's the fun
Speaker 1: part of life, especially when you're better than everybody else,
Speaker 1: is just sitting there and judging people. I think it's
Speaker 1: just part of the whole thing where some dudes have,
Speaker 1: like the part of their game is an insult, you know, like, hey,
Speaker 1: you don't walk up to a girl and be nice
Speaker 1: to where you gotta be like, hey, like you look okay,
Speaker 1: like for a chubbo And then apparently that's supposed to
Speaker 1: get you some points or something like that. That's hard
Speaker 1: to get when you just make people self esteem. So
Speaker 1: they agreed not to go out again. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want a second date update, all you have to do
Speaker 1: is email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back and hopefully find out what
Speaker 1: you did wrong.