WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Sticks and Stones

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels. Second, d you know a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>waste their time trying to find love online dating or

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<v Speaker 1>having friends hook him up with somebody that they think

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<v Speaker 1>would be perfect, when everybody knows the only place to

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<v Speaker 1>really find true love is in a crowded men's bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>at a dirty bar. We all know that, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>that's where Eric found the girl that he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call today. In the men's bathroom at a bar. What's up, Eric's, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not entirely true. That's what your email said. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't standing in the bathroom we were. I was

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<v Speaker 1>at this bar and the girl's line was like down

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<v Speaker 1>the hall. It was really a long line. She looked

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<v Speaker 1>like pretty upset. So I was like, hey, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you use the men's bathroom when I watched the door. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she did use the men's bathroom, yes, and you

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<v Speaker 1>stood guard and listened to her. Peace. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>about listening, all right, So tell us more about her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, your email said how you met and that

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<v Speaker 1>she's not calling you back. But how'd your evening go

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<v Speaker 1>with her? Well, her name was Penny and she was

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<v Speaker 1>really nice. So she thanked me for watching the door

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<v Speaker 1>for her, and I asked her if maybe she wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to drink, so we went over to the bar and

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<v Speaker 1>got her drink together. You are a gentleman, and you

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<v Speaker 1>even paid held the door. Yeah. I think we got

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<v Speaker 1>along really good, just back and forth. I asked to

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<v Speaker 1>what she did. She asked me what I what I

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<v Speaker 1>did for work and everything, which right now I'm out

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<v Speaker 1>of work currently. So so you impressed her with that line. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's truthful. I was gonna lie to it. Okay, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good that you didn't say like, I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you guys actually do on your date.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't go on a date. Okay, so she's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back just after this one night you met

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<v Speaker 1>her at the bar. Yeah, exactly. So when we're at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar, we're talking and everything, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>ask her out, see if she wanted, so I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to do it, and um, We're just standing

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<v Speaker 1>there talking and everything, and I saw this rose laying

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<v Speaker 1>on the bar, so I grabbed the rose and I

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<v Speaker 1>gave it to her and I said, hey, if you

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<v Speaker 1>take this and go out with me, I'll get you

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<v Speaker 1>twelve more. Oh my gosh, yeah, I just say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she actually like that? She loved it? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she said, yes, she took the rolls. Did she

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<v Speaker 1>notice that you stole it from somebody else? No? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so. All right, And so you guys, what

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<v Speaker 1>you got her number? There? Yeah, we exchanged numbers and

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<v Speaker 1>then we texted. It seemed real friendly and everything, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it just started to get weird. It seemed a

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<v Speaker 1>little more distant. So I just actually like, what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on with a cold shoulder? And then after that I

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<v Speaker 1>never got a response. What do you mean it got distant?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It was like, hey, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Like we were leading up to something, and then it

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<v Speaker 1>just seemed like it just seemed like something went away.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get it. All right. So you met her

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<v Speaker 1>this one night at the bar, You had a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>over drinks after you helped her pee, and you want

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<v Speaker 1>you liked her so much that you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second date? Update just after that meeting. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>liked her. I really want to go on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with her. How long did you guys spend together at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar? Half hour? So after a half hour, you're

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<v Speaker 1>willing to do a second date up. Yeah, half hours

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. That's a lot and a half hour.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about a lot. It means she was real pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>blonde hair, blue eyes, she likes sports. I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>seemed perfect. Sounds like your guys souls really connected over

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<v Speaker 1>those drinks. I mean, you don't really know anything about her.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure she's even single? I don't think she

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't let me buy her a drink. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>hope she's single. Oh no, trust me, she could be.

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<v Speaker 1>She could be like married for forty years. Still let

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<v Speaker 1>you buy her a drink. Yeah, here's the deal. Guys

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<v Speaker 1>like I never get to meet like I've never had

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<v Speaker 1>the opportunity, like with someone this pretty and everything, and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm I'm almost there. So I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to look up with this girl. I really want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to her. I want to know what's up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, she's the hottest girl that you've ever had

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation. Yo. I tried to talk to a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of hot girls, but this is the only one that

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<v Speaker 1>actually talked back to me. Hey, I completely understand then,

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<v Speaker 1>why you want to do this. Why do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that she's not calling you back then? Or why do

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<v Speaker 1>you think she stopped texting you? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I thought everything went fall in the bar. Could

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she saw me grab the rose. I didn't steal

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<v Speaker 1>it from someone. Maybe she saw me grab the rose

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<v Speaker 1>off the bar or something. Maybe she thought that was classless.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She gave me her number. What was

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<v Speaker 1>the last thing that you guys said to each other?

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<v Speaker 1>It was really nice to meeting you. Um, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to go out and I'll hitch up tomorrow. And

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<v Speaker 1>what'd she say back? She said, thanks again for watching

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurroom. It was really nice here, so thanks again

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<v Speaker 1>for watching the restroom lap And that was it. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's the last thing you've heard from her. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'll play a song, come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, all right, sounds good?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man, hang up rooking jubil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that is? Did anybody tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>that is? No? Water dripping? Water dripping is the sound

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<v Speaker 1>of a budding new romance. It's like it is, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful? Yeah, And that is why Eric wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call a girl to day in his second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Eric is on the phone with us. He told us

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<v Speaker 1>about how he met this girl at a bar. He

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<v Speaker 1>met her because she was standing in line for the

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<v Speaker 1>women's restroom was really long, and he was like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me be your night in shining armor. I'll stand guard,

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<v Speaker 1>you can go in the men's bathroom, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>struck up a conversation. After that, they talked for about

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes. But now she's not texting him back and

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to get a hold of her really badly.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because in his own words, she's the hottest girl

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<v Speaker 1>that's ever actually talked back to him. All right, Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>are you about ready to give Penny a call and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update? Yes? I am. And Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>what did Penny do when you guys were talking? I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot to ask that gave you the indication that she

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<v Speaker 1>was legitimately into you. I don't know if it's anything

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<v Speaker 1>she did. I mean the fact that she was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me for a half hour and then even gave

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<v Speaker 1>me her number when I asked for it. That didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like a good thing. What's your success rate usually when

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<v Speaker 1>you ask a girl for a number? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say this went well I don't know. They usually don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that good. Okay. Well I'm gonna dollar phone

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<v Speaker 1>of it right now and get her on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and see if we can get your second update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thanks there, here we go. Hello. Hi, is

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<v Speaker 1>Penny there? This is her mask is calling? Yeah, Hi, Opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Okay. I'm calling you because one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners actually sent us an email about you

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<v Speaker 1>and asked if we could get a hold of you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of your show, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>anybody that would listen to it. Well you do. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you know one person at least who listens to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and he liked you so much that he wanted us

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<v Speaker 1>to get a hold of you. Okay, and who would

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<v Speaker 1>that be? That would be a guy named Eric that

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<v Speaker 1>you met at a bar recently, are you yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>He sent us an email and told us about how

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<v Speaker 1>he met you and had been texting back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>that you really wanted to take you out on a date,

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<v Speaker 1>but you've stopped texting him, so he asked us if

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<v Speaker 1>we could get you on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>if something happened. Wow, I'm not sure what you guys

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<v Speaker 1>know about well, I mean, I don't know what he

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<v Speaker 1>told you. So he told us. He pretty much just

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<v Speaker 1>told us that he met you. You You were standing in

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<v Speaker 1>line for the restroom, and then he helped you use

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<v Speaker 1>the guy's restroom. You guys talked to the bar for

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<v Speaker 1>about a half an hour and have been planning a date.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you just dropped off the face of the earth.

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<v Speaker 1>You dropped out of Eric's world, and he can't stand it. Penny,

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<v Speaker 1>So is that true? Did it really happen? Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. But he was so rude and so coolest,

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<v Speaker 1>how rude he was that I didn't just drop off

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<v Speaker 1>the face of the earth. There was very specific reasons

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<v Speaker 1>why I just decided never to connect with that person again.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone killing us? Why did you give the number? If

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<v Speaker 1>he was so rude? I felt bad, Like I almost

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<v Speaker 1>kind of felt bad. I mean, this guy was never

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<v Speaker 1>ever gonna be with a woman. I just never. He'll

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<v Speaker 1>never be with a woman ever. What did he do

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<v Speaker 1>that was so rude? Well, after he held the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>door for me, I made the huge mistake of sitting

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<v Speaker 1>down for a drink with him. He offered to buy

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<v Speaker 1>me a drink, which I said yes to. These all

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<v Speaker 1>sound like nice gentleman things to do. So far, the

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<v Speaker 1>sound really nice. They start off to you, a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice gentlemanly thing to do, and then he keeps talking

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<v Speaker 1>and his mouth just doesn't stop moving. So he proceeds

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<v Speaker 1>to troll every girl in line and rate her based

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<v Speaker 1>on looks, which was really fun as another woman in

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<v Speaker 1>that bar to sit and listen to somebody do. So

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<v Speaker 1>he's sitting with you and rating all the other girls

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<v Speaker 1>in the bar. Oh yeah. I don't know if he

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<v Speaker 1>was bored or he thought this was a great idea,

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<v Speaker 1>but he said, look at all those trolls standing in line,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to just like rate them on a

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<v Speaker 1>scale of one to ten, one by one. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even get to I didn't even get to finish

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<v Speaker 1>my sentence, and he just starts like laying into him.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you try to interrupt him and stop him from this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. I kept asking him

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about something else, and he was just I

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<v Speaker 1>mean things like, oh that girl there's a four. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>her eyes are too far apart, she's got harry eyebrows

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<v Speaker 1>and beds and like one at a time, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like a straight up garden no man, Like she's

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<v Speaker 1>like short and squat and like, I mean, he was

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<v Speaker 1>just he was cracking himself up, Tithat. He was mister

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<v Speaker 1>funny ha ha. And I don't think that he has

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<v Speaker 1>ever ever had a girlfriend in his entire life, because

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody would have stopped this a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he did tell us that you're the hottest

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<v Speaker 1>girl that's ever spoke to him. Oh well, that is

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<v Speaker 1>a compliment. I'm sure. I'm surprised Titha was the hottest

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<v Speaker 1>girl because he actually wanted to rate me as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you say when he told you that?

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<v Speaker 1>I asked if we could not do that. I said, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's not do the rating thing anymore. Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's try to talk about anything else anything. And did

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<v Speaker 1>he give you a rating? Oh yeah, he gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a rating. He was adamant. He said, nope, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to hear the rating because it's a good one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing he's like, oh, you're a ten. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>all those other fours and fives. I'm sitting next to

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<v Speaker 1>the tin in the bar. You think he would because

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<v Speaker 1>he's trying to hit on me. But no, that ask

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<v Speaker 1>gave me a seven plus. What does a seven plus

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<v Speaker 1>even mean? I guess it's better than a seven, but

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<v Speaker 1>worse than an eighth. And he went on and detailed

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<v Speaker 1>about why he gave me a seven plus. Oh serious,

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<v Speaker 1>So he actually went into detail. Huh yeah, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted me to know why. What was his reasoning? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>my teeth weren't perfectly straight enough and I had a

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<v Speaker 1>nice chest, but it could have been a little bigger

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<v Speaker 1>slap this dude. I think he's just so unaware, like

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't help. It's never gonna

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<v Speaker 1>click with Tim. He never had a girlfriend, probably never will.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I feel bad for the guy. Well, Penny,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a complete nightmare with that idiot. And I

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you, you know what, in my book,

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<v Speaker 1>you're an eight minus not seven. You upbraided. That's so sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. I also want to let you know that

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you. Wait what, Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the phone. Eric, Yeah, I'm here. Wait are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me? Penny? You didn't find that entertaining making

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<v Speaker 1>fun of the girls in line? And that's so me, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I was trying to be nice to you.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like I felt like I was stuck with you. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You bought me a drink. I'm like, I, No, it

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<v Speaker 1>was no fun. There was no fun. You were going

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<v Speaker 1>right along with it. I thought we were having a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. I knew some of those girls by the

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<v Speaker 1>way that you were making fun of. No, none of

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<v Speaker 1>that was fun. Where are you ever going to find

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<v Speaker 1>another guy like that who would come up with a

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<v Speaker 1>game like that? You know, I'm a good time. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a fun time you Okay? I hope that I never

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<v Speaker 1>find another guy like that? And you are anti fund

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<v Speaker 1>That was the most unfun thing I think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>done ever. I mean, you got the best rating out

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<v Speaker 1>of everyone. Wow, you're bragging about giving me a seven plus?

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<v Speaker 1>Like seven plus and that bar is like a ten.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, every all the other girls with five. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the best bad looking girl at that bar, but I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't tried and tulky. You're hot, You're beautiful, you're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>seven and a half one compared to the scale we

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<v Speaker 1>were working on. You see you guys, listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're clueless, man, you are so clueless. Listen. I know

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<v Speaker 1>women won Okay, I know with a need and yeah

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like, hey, it sounds like it's Eric. She just

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know what she needs that Penny, that's right. Would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go on a second date with Eric?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. Absolutely not ever again. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope I never talked to you again. Oh no, no, please?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you just go find another seven plus to installed?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I am done listening to this? Oh nice, very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason you're not going to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>me is because you're totally frigid and I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Oh my god, you are an imbasile, absolute imbasile.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a successful second day update for you, Eric, Penny,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for sharing your story. Yep, Eric, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about that. I'm sorry you didn't get a date. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay, don't worry. I mean I told her she

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<v Speaker 1>was a seven plus, but she was only a five. Hey, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>they're done talking to you. It's time for you to

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<v Speaker 1>go now. Text in at seven eight five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>that says, hey, seven is a good rating. She must

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<v Speaker 1>think she's Beyonce or something. It's broke and jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Going to talk about the second day update

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<v Speaker 1>in just a second. But remember, if you have any

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<v Speaker 1>legal issues that you need help with, why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>hit up my friend at friends at Advocateslaw dot com

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<v Speaker 1>if this is the perfect time to talk about it

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<v Speaker 1>right before we discussed the second date update. You pay

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to talk to an attorney, so hit them up.

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<v Speaker 1>the numbers two or six five on two thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>fifty five. Now onto the second date update. Eric wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call a girl named Penny. She wasn't calling him

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<v Speaker 1>back after they met at a bar. We got her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and found out why she wasn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back. It's because after they met, they were sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there having drinks at the bar. He bought her a

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<v Speaker 1>drink and then proceeded to rip on every single female

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<v Speaker 1>that was in attendance at the bar, I think, in

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<v Speaker 1>the hopes of being like, you're the hottest girl in here,

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<v Speaker 1>But then he rated her a seven plus. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>be like, you're at ten brutally honest, I guess how

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<v Speaker 1>he thought that was a fun game for people to

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<v Speaker 1>just put other people downbody wants to participate in that, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I would. I would love to do that if

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<v Speaker 1>I could be the girl who was just like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just sit on here and rip sit here and

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<v Speaker 1>rip on people for a while and be like, I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, You're the best. Another text in at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight five to nine two that says, honestly, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was kind of sweet. I think it'd be fun

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<v Speaker 1>to sit and rate p We'll give him my number.

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<v Speaker 1>So some people do actually want to do that. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he just sat there ripping on everybody the whole time,

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<v Speaker 1>and she obviously didn't want to go out with him again,

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<v Speaker 1>so they agreed not to go out. And I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he was a real, you know, eight plus on the

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<v Speaker 1>scale too. Of course, because the people who usually rate

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<v Speaker 1>others are always gorgeous, I think, because something that most

0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:19.520
<v Speaker 1>dudes do like we do it sometimes, but never with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl like you're supposed to. Yeah, well that's the

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<v Speaker 1>whole game, right, Rate women, Well, sometimes I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just sitting rate women. Rate dudes, just sitting and

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<v Speaker 1>look look at people and judge them. That's the fun

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<v Speaker 1>part of life, especially when you're better than everybody else,

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<v Speaker 1>is just sitting there and judging people. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>just part of the whole thing where some dudes have,

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<v Speaker 1>like the part of their game is an insult, you know, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't walk up to a girl and be nice

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<v Speaker 1>to where you gotta be like, hey, like you look okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like for a chubbo And then apparently that's supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>get you some points or something like that. That's hard

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<v Speaker 1>to get when you just make people self esteem. So

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<v Speaker 1>they agreed not to go out again. Remember, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want a second date update, all you have to do

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<v Speaker 1>is email the show and we will call the person

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't call you back and hopefully find out what

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<v Speaker 1>you did wrong.