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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 2: loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 3: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 1: Hey, could you do me a favor?

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Speaker 3: Tell you boobs to stop looking at my eyes?

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Speaker 2: But I love.

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Speaker 1: It is so bad that I love that.

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Speaker 3: After he says that line, whatever you do, resist the

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Speaker 3: urge to compare his stuff to a little grain of rice.

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Speaker 1: Instead give him the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 3: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 3: play for you over the air.

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Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Happy happy Bursted you happy burst?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Shoe, I don't know this elevator music might be

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Speaker 2: throwing me off, but happy birthday baby, give me a

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Speaker 2: call next message.

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Speaker 5: That's what it was.

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Speaker 3: Valerie did not have a good birthday because she didn't

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Speaker 3: get to hear that voicemail on her phone.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully she's listening to this right now and got

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Speaker 1: that he was alone in the elevator when he left.

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Speaker 3: It's just like six people standing around him.

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Speaker 1: Awkwardly. Guys, can you keep it down? By the way,

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Speaker 1: that was good?

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Speaker 6: Next message, Okay, look, okay, clearly this is not going

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Speaker 6: to work out with us. We hung out like like

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Speaker 6: what three days ago, and no call, no text, nothing

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Speaker 6: from you at all. I know you said your father

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Speaker 6: was dying, and I understand that that sucks and everything,

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Speaker 6: but exits is how it's going to be with you. Like,

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but I am not okay with that.

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Speaker 1: Like, come on, I need.

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Speaker 6: Time too, so I'm going to give you a favor.

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Speaker 6: Don't bother calling me.

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Speaker 4: Oh Next message?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, God, did we just get the worst person

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Speaker 1: in the world?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, couldn't They got the loser line, the ee how.

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Speaker 1: Is she single? I don't get it. The compassion and

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Speaker 1: the empathy.

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Speaker 3: And when they say that there's only scraps left on

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Speaker 3: the dating market, clearly not in her city.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, they really missed out.

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Speaker 2: Next message, I hope I have the right number.

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Speaker 3: I agree to get this tattoo last night and a

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Speaker 3: house party and must have been you convinced me with the.

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Speaker 2: Tequila and you're charming and all that.

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Speaker 1: Kind of stuff.

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Speaker 3: But see, I have a girlfriend and.

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Speaker 2: And it has your name.

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Speaker 5: I have your name tattooed on me, and my girlfriend's

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Speaker 5: name is Tammy.

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Speaker 1: So I already have enough problems as it is, and

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Speaker 1: I need to fix this. Can you call me and

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Speaker 1: I need to figure this out?

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Speaker 7: Please?

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Speaker 1: Wait? Did he get the tattoo? I'm confused, yes, but

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Speaker 1: no it doesn't. She's not gonna help you, dude. That

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Speaker 1: was your decision that you're living with.

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Speaker 3: He already had a tattoo of her name from somebody

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Speaker 3: else and it matches or it was literally her tattoo.

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Speaker 5: I read it as there was a tattoo artist at

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Speaker 5: the party and the girl convinced him to get her

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Speaker 5: name tattooed, Andammy got it.

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Speaker 2: That's how I read it anyway.

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Speaker 1: And then she gave him the loser line number. I

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Speaker 1: mean it is a bold move. Wow, if only she

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Speaker 1: would have had him tattoo the loser line opportunity.

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Speaker 3: Everybody needs to be getting the loser line number tattooed

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Speaker 3: on their bodies. So if you're getting some ink and

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Speaker 3: make sure you just add a little bit of space

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Speaker 3: to put the loser line in there.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear another message.

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Speaker 7: Hi Kate, Sorry, Hi Katie.

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Speaker 1: Hi, this is my.

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Speaker 7: Just calling because uh, I was calling. Sorry, I don't

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Speaker 7: know why I got this all of a sudden, so nervous.

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Speaker 7: Let me just be let me try to start all over.

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Speaker 5: Hi, Katie, I'm calling because I think you're cute. I

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Speaker 5: don't know what's happened to me.

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Speaker 7: I just I just wanted to ask you on a

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Speaker 7: d O.

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Speaker 5: Jesus, I'm sorry, this doesn't happen. God, all right, I'm

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Speaker 5: just I'm.

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Speaker 7: Trying to ask you out.

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Speaker 5: You're available on Saturday, that's better.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, just just so call me back.

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Speaker 3: Either his voice keeps cracking or flies keep going right

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Speaker 3: into his mouth as soon as he starts talking about

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Speaker 3: and he gets excited in the bedroom too, starts out as.

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Speaker 1: A real man. You would love that, wouldn't you.

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Speaker 7: Bro?

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Speaker 1: It's a little small world after all. Actually, in the bedroom.

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Speaker 3: You put on the drawer, Bro, you gave your number

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Speaker 3: to my girlfriends? Like are you freaking stupid?

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Speaker 2: Like seriously, Bro, you thought she'd leave me.

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Speaker 7: It's not fault. He needs to know that he crossed.

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Speaker 1: The lines cannot be crossed.

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Speaker 5: I was hot. It's not his fault.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's right, you are hot, so yeah, it is

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Speaker 1: his fault. Hang up, I guarantee that I make more

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Speaker 1: money than.

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Speaker 5: You, and I bet I can run a five k

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Speaker 5: faster than you.

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Speaker 7: You're gonna brag about five k.

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Speaker 5: He loved me and not you, so the uh.

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Speaker 1: Even though she technically got rejected, but she's hot. Maybe

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Speaker 1: the guy's game for the Loser Line didn't think so,

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Speaker 1: but here boyfriend does well, it's his fault. I hope

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Speaker 1: that she's hot. He should feel bad about himself too.

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Speaker 1: That's one of those healthy relationships that we just heard.

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Speaker 3: Did I say the dating market was bad because the

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Speaker 3: couple's market not so graaty?

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Speaker 1: We're writing about five k's like where we come to. Although,

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Speaker 1: I mean that is pretty cool. I'm with him on that.

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Speaker 3: You can listen to The Loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 3: time every weekend. Make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffery YouTube channel, where you can listen to all

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Speaker 3: of our Loser Line second dates and phone taps.

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Speaker 1: Right there. We got a phone tap coming up right

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Speaker 1: after this Brook

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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning