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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hello, mister, my name is

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Speaker 1: Foxy and I want Gerald back. I'm sorry, who is this?

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Speaker 1: This is Foxy. You have Gerald and I want him back. Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't I'm sorry. I don't know a Foxy or

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Speaker 1: a Gerald. Maybe you have the wrong number, Foxy, I'm

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Speaker 1: very sorry. No, I definitely got the right number. I

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Speaker 1: walked by your house and my palm tree, name Gerald,

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Speaker 1: was on your porch. Your your palm tree. Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: well I didn't know that that that was your palm tree.

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Speaker 1: It was growing in the middle of the sidewalk. The

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Speaker 1: palm tree has a name. It's Gerald. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Some respect. Well, I just do you understand it was

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Speaker 1: It was just in the middle of the public sidewalk.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like at somebody's house or anything. It was

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Speaker 1: gonna die there anywhere a mouster. Are you to steal

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Speaker 1: a ten year old palm tree? Well, I did not

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Speaker 1: know that that it was your It has a name, Gerald,

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Speaker 1: And why was it right next to my house? I

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Speaker 1: mean it's in the middle of a block. I would

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Speaker 1: be happy to bring it back. I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: it meant that Gerald meant so much to you, and

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Speaker 1: I can just um, I think it'll live better in

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Speaker 1: this pot than I gave it anyway, So maybe so

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Speaker 1: he found the palm tree named Gerald with eyes and

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Speaker 1: a mustache drawn on it, and I think that it's nobody's.

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Speaker 1: Gerald and I were having lunch and I went inside

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Speaker 1: to grab a coke and guess what. The next thing

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Speaker 1: I know, Gerrold's gone. There was no mustache on it

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Speaker 1: when I um dug it up, and it took me

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Speaker 1: like a half hour to dig it up. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Told me you didn't do that. I did. It was

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Speaker 1: gonna I mean, it was not gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: survive on the sidewalk anyway. I'm not talking about picking

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Speaker 1: it up. Did you wash off his eyes a mustache?

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Speaker 1: There was no there was I'm starting The mustache and

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Speaker 1: eyes must have fallen off by the time I got there. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this guy stole my pet palm tree. The phone, give

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Speaker 1: me the phone here? Hello, who's this? Hello? Hi? This

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Speaker 1: is Ryan. Yeah, okay, I don't know how you got

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Speaker 1: on the phone with my son here. He's ten years old,

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Speaker 1: and you sound like a grown man, and I certainly.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so sorry he called me, though, called you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I found a palm tree on the sidewalk that was

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Speaker 1: like growing through the cracks, and I replanted it on

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Speaker 1: my porch, and he called me and said that it

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Speaker 1: was his pet palm tree. Did you know about this?

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Speaker 1: His name is Gerald. You are the person who sold

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Speaker 1: the palm tree. I didn't steal it. It was in

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Speaker 1: the It was you know, it was growing in a

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Speaker 1: crack in the public sidewalk, and so I just replanted

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Speaker 1: it to my house. He is angry, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: know who he was on the phone with. I hear

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Speaker 1: him yell and I come in here. He is very

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Speaker 1: upset right now, I understand that. So, I mean, obviously

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Speaker 1: I don't have a time to explain to him how

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Speaker 1: like sidewalks and right way work. I just both. He

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Speaker 1: wants his pet palm tree back. I told him I'd

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Speaker 1: be happy to just bring it by. I didn't I

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Speaker 1: did not know that it born. Okay, Boxy, quit yelling

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Speaker 1: at me. I know his name's Gerald. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: talk to the man about your paltry. I'm talking to

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Speaker 1: you mom. Okay, fine, Well, who's okay, I would be happy.

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Speaker 1: Just let me know which is yours. I haven't. I

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Speaker 1: can just put it back on your put it on

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Speaker 1: your porch. I think he'll like it better this way away.

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Speaker 1: Fine here, okay, Foxy, I'm sorry, sorry, I can't help

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Speaker 1: you out. Thank you. I want my paltry named Gerald

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Speaker 1: bad right now, you psycho, I told, I mean happy,

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Speaker 1: Just let me know which house is yours, and I

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Speaker 1: would be happy to just drop it off for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm burning your house down. I look, you can't. You

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Speaker 1: can't just talk. You don't want me to burn your

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Speaker 1: house down. You can't burn any more houses down, Foxy, Mom, Okay, fine, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well I'm just gonna I'm just gonna let you. I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna put Gerald back out on the sidewalk and

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Speaker 1: you can take it as you see fit. And I

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Speaker 1: think I'll probably just call the cops because you can't

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Speaker 1: threaten to burn people's houses down. And the way you're

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Speaker 1: talking to your mom, I just go like, why don't

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Speaker 1: you just tell him it's a praying phone call, Foxy,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just do that? Fine, Mom, it's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Okay, Fine, it's a prank phone called Ryan,

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Speaker 1: how did you get this number? Because I definitely am

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Speaker 1: now going to have to report this to your wife.

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Speaker 1: Alicia gave it to us. This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show and Jax and your wife said, you know,

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Speaker 1: for a phone prank. She said that you found a

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Speaker 1: palm tree. It's palm tree named Jerald. She wanted us

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Speaker 1: to prank you. I was like, who are my neighbors

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Speaker 1: I have? Who's burning house down? Has been to jail

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Speaker 1: A bunch of time The Jewel Show on demand