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Speaker 2: Laugh, and like you both seem like you're in a doghouse.

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Speaker 2: Like Kurt, you seem like you're literally in the garage,

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Speaker 2: And Scotty you look like you're not allowed back home.

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Speaker 1: It's been a rough year. It's been a rough year.

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Speaker 4: All right here it is. Here's how we're starting it out.

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Speaker 4: Meet the man who runs a moist Tallette museum out

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Speaker 4: of a planetarium.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to meet this man. I love a

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Speaker 1: wet one. Let's get into it on a very sanitary

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Speaker 4: Guys, gals and non binary pals. Welcome to bananas. I

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Speaker 4: am Kurt Brown Oler.

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Speaker 1: I am banana Boy number two. Scotti land is balls

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Speaker 1: your urana. I'm in a parking lot. I'm still in

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Speaker 1: Tahiti and the internet's so bad. I have parked just

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Speaker 4: Before we bring on our fantastic guest, I do want

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Speaker 4: to just announce two shows Canada. We are finally coming

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Speaker 4: to you Vancouver. Oh yeah, at the Rio Theater March twentieth.

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Speaker 4: All right, be there, Canada. This is our first and

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Speaker 4: only Canadian date right now. We just kind of have

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Speaker 4: to us or to get the other day Canada. So please,

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Speaker 4: even if you're around Vancouver, oh you Canadians like to drive,

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Speaker 4: drive on into Vancouver casts. It will be worth it.

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Speaker 4: And we were really looking to set up like a

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Speaker 4: thing that was available. This is a perfect opportunity. Tacoma

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Speaker 4: Comedy Club March nineteenth, at four thirty pm. We're having

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Speaker 4: an afternoon show and took coma folks, I'm pomped. I mean,

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Speaker 4: if you're in Seattle, come down. We will have the

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Speaker 4: best time. You can. Sober up by ten pm and

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Speaker 4: drive home. Okay, come out get drunk at four thirty

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Speaker 4: Instagram for all that shit are you getting ready for

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Speaker 4: your for this, for this fantastic I'm very ready. Our

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Speaker 4: guest today is a deeply funny comedian and an Emmy

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Speaker 4: Award winning writer. You can listen to her first stand

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Speaker 4: up special, I'm Nervous wherever you watch things with your eyes.

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Speaker 4: And she's got a new show in development.

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Speaker 1: Right now.

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Speaker 4: It's showtime. Please welcome the fantastic Robbie Hoffman.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you, Kurt and Scottie. First of all,

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Speaker 2: you could not have paired a better guests. You know

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Speaker 2: so people are listening here. I'm telling you go see Kurt.

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Speaker 2: First of all, runs the actual best show in Los

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Speaker 2: Angeles for many years. It took me years to get

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Speaker 2: on it, bru Kusschen. Finally somebody answered an email. It

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Speaker 2: was a great show. And you guys, you can't go wrong.

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Speaker 2: If you're in Vancouver, three of my sisters happened to.

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Speaker 1: Be there, Please come out.

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Speaker 2: Bring the Jews out, bring out the guns, bring out everybody.

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Speaker 2: If you're in Victoria, if you're nearby, if you're in

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Speaker 2: interesting because I've following on on YouTuber who thrifts and

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Speaker 2: And if you're found of Jacob Starr, go seek Kurt.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Scotty is there as well. Scotty, you and I

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Speaker 1: It's okay. I feel like we're bonding really quickly. I

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Speaker 4: only for like for like pitch rooms, where it's made

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Speaker 2: Many times have you used the Queason Art. I always

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Speaker 4: Well, can I recommend an amazing appliance? Can I recommend

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Speaker 4: All right, here it is, guys. I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 4: This was sent in by Margo makes Things. Thank you

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Speaker 4: everything there we go. I love them again. The title

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Speaker 4: is Meet the man who runs a Moist Toallett Museum

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Speaker 2: Will we have to Okay, it.

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Speaker 4: Is, you do have to meet him? Here it goes

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Speaker 4: this man has more than one thousand moist Taellletts, but

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Speaker 4: I said, I'm going to be the first one to

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Speaker 4: have a moist tell let's have moist tallettes on the Internet. French,

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Speaker 4: founder of the Moist Tallette Museum, told As It Happens

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Speaker 1: The big the big Aha.

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Speaker 4: He now runs his mini museum out of a corner

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Speaker 4: of his office at the Abrams Planetarium in Lansing, Michigan,

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Speaker 4: oh where he displays hundreds of individually wrapped moist talletts

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Speaker 4: from every continent except Antarctica.

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Speaker 4: Listen to this. He's got the holy Grail of moist tallettes.

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Speaker 2: So uninterested in space and they've been pitching space on

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Speaker 2: Have good things to say.

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Speaker 4: Well i'll tell you, I'll tell you what it is.

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Speaker 4: So I realized that's that's Scotty's thing is so tankies.

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Speaker 1: Great question?

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Speaker 4: And uh And I went to Zazzle and I found

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Speaker 4: And ours are ours are for the for the Great Choir.

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Speaker 4: For a merch drop, merch drop. So we have our

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Speaker 2: Yes. What I love about this guy is like big mbig,

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Speaker 2: You know, We're all about real news up in the

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Speaker 1: And animals that live near Lansing. Go check it out,

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Speaker 1: Yes, perfect, And we're probably fifteen years away from every

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Speaker 4: This is well off and coming down hard.

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Speaker 2: I'm sick of this.

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Speaker 1: You might turn Yeah, so the most part in the

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Speaker 2: This is inshane.

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Speaker 1: Key Wes needs its own detective show. It probably would

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Speaker 1: in your life. And that's really it's a very boring

437
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 1: drag show town. They come out and lip sync and

438
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 1: then you hand them dollars and they politely put them

439
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 1: in right.

440
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 2: Like, wasn't it supposed to be a fun gay town?

441
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 2: Like I I thought, like when I get older and

442
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 2: I'm going to be gay and I'm gonna go out,

443
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to these But it's like nothing's doing.

444
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 2: So it's like, what's even the point, Like what I

445
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 2: heard about Providence Town or something like this with all

446
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 2: these dykes running around, But the dykes are like ninety

447
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 2: seven and a half and there's like nothing doing more.

448
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay, I.

449
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 1: Went to Provincetown when I was in college and got

450
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: off and was watching and I watched a family, an

451
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 1: all American mom, dad, son, daughter, come off the ferry,

452
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: probably from Boston or not knowing that it was predominantly gay.

453
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: And if I'm lying, strike me with lightning. Two gay

454
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: shirtless men rode by on a tandem and the dad

455
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: clocked it first, and then the mom, and then they

456
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 1: started looking around like beautiful mind style and seeing that

457
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 1: it was all gay male couples, like having a summer choeah,

458
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh my god.

459
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 2: I would have gotten back on the bus. I undone.

460
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: I don't want to know me.

461
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: I stayed an extra couple of days. It was fun. Anyways.

462
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 1: This is the This is why I chose this article

463
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: because Daylan let me check them. Dayalen Starks, the manager

464
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: of Irish Kevins, who did all this slew thing and

465
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: connected the dots, puts this little tidbit in the Miami

466
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: Herald quote, we followed them the whole time, in and

467
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 1: out of the bar, Stark said, we could see them

468
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 1: getting rejected from all the girls they were trying to

469
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: hit on and then they left. Well, no wonder they

470
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,199
Speaker 1: let a Christmas tree on fire near what we are

471
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: now claiming is not an actual booie. Anyways, the twenty

472
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 1: ton concrete monument had five thousand dollars worth of vandalism

473
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: on it, and they got the guys. They arrest them both.

474
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 1: It's two dorky, twenty one year old guys that were

475
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: having a shitty years even decided to light something on fire.

476
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 1: So let them go, served.

477
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Speaker 3: Let them go.

478
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 2: Here's the whole thing. If it had actually been a

479
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 2: booe nothing would have been on fire because it would

480
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 2: have been in water. So that's on you. And something

481
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: earlier in the story really teats my interest in that.

482
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 2: I know what a pen pal letter is, and an

483
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 2: email chain and a letter chain. What is this coconut chain?

484
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 4: You very you coconut telegram?

485
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 2: What you said there was a chain of chain.

486
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: In the keys. I'm thinking it says it sent the

487
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: Islands coconut telegraph gossip chain into Highler.

488
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 4: It's just a word for people gossiping.

489
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 2: Okay, people are not putting notes in coconuts. And then

490
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,719
Speaker 2: you leave on somebody's door stuff and they're like, you

491
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 2: have to write five people with a coconut and then

492
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: those people write five people. Okay, that's what I thought.

493
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: A chain letter or.

494
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 4: Someone clapping a coconut like in morse code, like I

495
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 4: would accept that also great?

496
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: Or just you walk by your neighbor's house and throw

497
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 1: a coconut through their front window and break that's it. Oh,

498
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 1: somebody lit the booy on.

499
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: Fire, that's it. And like if they're twenty one years

500
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 2: old and they're being idiots, it's like we need to

501
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 2: let twenty one year old speed idiots so they're not

502
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: idiots when they're thirty five, Like I don't understand, Like,

503
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,360
Speaker 2: so what you're going to arrest these kids for ruining

504
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 2: your non essential? Like what is the booy? Even? These

505
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 2: are two people and mine they're idiots, But it's like

506
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 2: who cares Like the booy does it? It's not even

507
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: a booy, So you have bigger problems. And it's like

508
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: let them go. They're twenty one years old. Maybe keep

509
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 2: them in some type of drunk take for like you know,

510
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 2: twenty four hours, rough them up and let them go.

511
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: It's enough? Is enough with this over punishment?

512
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or just release the video of all the girls

513
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: rejecting them, and just literally each woman rejecting them and

514
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: then just being like and.

515
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 4: Then put it on TikTok literally literally, booy is concrete.

516
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: So I don't understand how five thousand dollars worth of

517
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: damage can be done to concrete. They probably just have

518
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: to repaint it. Paints like the government of the state

519
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: government is putting off the taxpayer.

520
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 2: This seems really egregious. I want to find that booy

521
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: my fucking self, yes, and show up with a hammer

522
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 2: or something. At this point, Robbie Love, I ever get there, Yeah,

523
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 2: if I ever get there, I'm sorry that I've taken

524
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 2: bananas to such a well, how do we say optimistic?

525
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 2: I think I'm known for that.

526
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's quite funny.

527
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 2: You're coming with happy go lucky stories and I'm just

528
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 2: furious you're looking at.

529
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 4: Your choice.

530
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 2: Not enough damage was done to this non booy booy.

531
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Speaker 1: We would love for one of our guests to get

532
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: arrested for doing something so insane and then we'll come

533
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: bail you out and we're asked, well, beg the mail,

534
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: are the mayor to give you the key to the city.

535
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 1: We'll be like, she's a good person, yeah, just has

536
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: strong opinions.

537
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 4: About Booie's about I show.

538
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 2: Up with a real booy I'm like this, ladies, and yeah, here.

539
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 4: No, it's not a booye right now, right now, it's

540
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 4: just a marker. And then you throw it in the ocean.

541
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 4: Now it's a booie.

542
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Like this is a landmark. Nothing wrong, nothing

543
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 2: wrong with a landmark.

544
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 1: This is a great ending scene of the first episode

545
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: of QS Detective. This is gonna be our legacy. Dumber

546
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: shows are currently on the air.

547
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 4: Shall I tease us into a break, Scottie.

548
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: Give us a teaser. We love a teaser on this podcast.

549
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: Here we go. Boston man tries to quote fill scuba

550
00:27:53,640 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 4: tank with weed smoke, loses testicles. Whoa wait here it

551
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 4: is Boston man tries to fill scuba tank with weed

552
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 4: smoke colon, loses testicles.

553
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: Wow this we have some stories on this episode.

554
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: Loses testicles. Well, that's good for humanity.

555
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 1: We'll be back with some lost testicles on Burnanas. Folks.

556
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 4: We are back, Scottie. Do you have any shout out?

557
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: Maddie, Maddie, do not skip this part. I was told

558
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: Maddie skips our shout outs, and this one for you.

559
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: On February nineteenth. It is the third year anniversary of

560
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: Harold to day, not Harold, the improv that I don't enjoy.

561
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: Harold is the name of her replacement kidney. So Maddie,

562
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: this is from Eric. Eric and Mattie celebrate February nineteenth

563
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: Harold Day. Maddie got a replacement kidney, and they're coming

564
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: up on the third year of Harold doing great work

565
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: in that new home. So if you're out there in

566
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: the world and you're this is going to be a

567
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: little early for you, But February nineteenth, if you need

568
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: something to look forward to, have your own little Harold

569
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: Day celebration for Mattie's kidney. Maddie, stop skipping her shout outs.

570
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: We love these people. Happy birthday to the one and

571
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: only Great Cameron faith Nicole. It's going to be a

572
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: wonderful year, Cameron. It's gonna be the best year of

573
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: your life, so get ready for it. And I think,

574
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: oh and one more, Robbie, I saw in your Wikipedia

575
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: that you were studying to be an accountant at one

576
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: point in your life. Well, this is a shout out

577
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: for k of an animal who just passed her CPA

578
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: and she's super pumped about it, Mozeltov. Indeed, you are

579
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: now officially the coolest bananaal account we have. Enjoy it.

580
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: Congratulations to Caitlin the accountant. That's all I got.

581
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 4: Wonderful and we are, of course, are here with the

582
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 4: wonderful Robbie Hoffman. Robbie, did you have? Is it true yet?

583
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 3: You have?

584
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 4: You have ten? Ten brothers and sisters?

585
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 3: Well, I have nine.

586
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: I'm one of ten.

587
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 4: You're one of ten?

588
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: Yes, I have, and five of them are brothers and

589
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 2: four of them are sisters.

590
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's fucking fifty to fifty.

591
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got.

592
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 2: We're like literally every quota. I'm the only gay that

593
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: we know so far. So we're doing well on on

594
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: that stuff.

595
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 4: The census I have, I have, I have eight or seven?

596
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 4: I have seven siblings. There's eight of us and there's only.

597
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 3: Wait what number are you four?

598
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 4: But it's all from different women.

599
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 3: Same dad doesn't count, doesn't count.

600
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 4: It's not.

601
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 2: I I'm the enormous vagina. No, no, no, it's just vachina side.

602
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 2: I mean my mother having ten is the wild ring.

603
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 2: The dad having fifty thousand? What is even? You came

604
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 2: and then that was it. But you could do ten

605
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: of us. And I have a small head, but not

606
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: everybody in my house does so family, Yeah, I have

607
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 2: one of the smaller ones. So I like to feel like,

608
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 2: you know, I was nice on my mom, but.

609
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: What number were you in the list?

610
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: I'm seven, But I'm always trying to meet sevens because

611
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: people people love birth order. People always here, like my friends,

612
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 2: like who are not religious? Like when I you know,

613
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, well, you know, well I'm a typical

614
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: middle you know. Or somebody's like, oh well, you know,

615
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 2: I'm the baby of the family, or well as the

616
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 2: oldest my parents. I'm like, what's normal for us? Even

617
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 2: I think I'm a normal seven. But I need to lure,

618
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 2: you know, I need to meet many seven's to kind

619
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 2: of know what's seven's are. Like, I think we have

620
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 2: our own personalities and quirks about us as well.

621
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 4: You want some more, you want some seven stereotypes. You

622
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 4: gotta find some.

623
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. First of all, Scottie, somebody

624
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: sat behind you in the cars hit you.

625
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: He has been here the entire podcast. We are thirty

626
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: three minutes in, and I think he was just like,

627
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: what is this?

628
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: Oh is that it's not a girl? Behind you.

629
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: There is a woman behind me on a smoke break,

630
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: smoking night. Oh yeah, they're the Polynesians are just wonderful,

631
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: beautiful people.

632
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 2: Where is a stupid question.

633
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: Southern Hemisphere. It's basically past Hawaii on your way to Australia.

634
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: It's a nine hour flight, so you would hate it

635
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: from Los Angeles, but it's so beautiful. I'm on the

636
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: island of Maria right now, which is.

637
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 2: Uh, why are you there? How long have you been there?

638
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: Be here for two and a half weeks and I'm

639
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: staying for two more and I'm back February first. I

640
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: came out here to avoid COVID and I'm a writer also,

641
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: so I've been writing scripts out here. So this is

642
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: like a little expat type type athon out here.

643
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: Fascinating.

644
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 4: Well, it's great, it's one.

645
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to do this every year for the rest

646
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: of my life, as long as I can, as long

647
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: as I can stay employed. I'm gonna you know, because

648
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: of Zoom life, there are no writers rooms in person anymore.

649
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: And but it's it's awesome. I love being here. Thinking

650
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: about losing my virginity at some point, it would be

651
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,239
Speaker 1: a really great place to do it. And then I'll

652
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: write myself up to the top. I can't wait to talk

653
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Speaker 1: about sex with you. Really fun, cool, it's great. But yeah,

654
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Speaker 1: the person next to me was watching me podcast this

655
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: entire time, but with the windows up. So I do

656
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Speaker 1: respect that they're respecting me as they say here, maruu.

657
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 4: Wait, do you have the Do you have the windows down?

658
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: I do. I'm sweating bullets.

659
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 2: What temperature is it there?

660
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: Eighty five?

661
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 2: What do you think that is? In Celsius? See, I

662
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: still do Celsius. So I'm an American and Canady. I

663
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 2: was born in the US, grew up in Canada.

664
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Speaker 1: Celsius is nothing.

665
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 2: Oh twenty seven is hot?

666
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

667
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, is like guessing. I have no idea what

668
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: it is.

669
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. Seven.

670
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 4: I was also guessing. But I think so my baby

671
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 4: monitor is in Celsius. So I got a pretty good handle.

672
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like when people say military time, which they use here, also,

673
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 1: I just stare very hard. They're like, you can come

674
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: here at eighteen thirty, and I'm like, I'm doing it. Really,

675
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,919
Speaker 1: I'm doing the math in my head and I'm still

676
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: going to get there an hour early. Lovely. I fed

677
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: pizza to fish today. It was wonderful. I wanted to

678
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: see a fish eight pizza. I threw it in. I

679
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: have a great video of a what is called a

680
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: long built emperor fish coming out of nowhere and eating

681
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: a slice of pepperoni pizza. Honestly a highlight of the

682
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Speaker 1: whole trip.

683
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you probably killed that fish, but I'll highlight for you.

684
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: Don't it taste delicious when you grill that up with

685
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 1: all that Yeah, Marin air in there have.

686
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 4: A once in a lifetime experience before you die. We

687
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 4: should all be so, I'll be if I could get

688
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 4: if someone from space could feed me what their version

689
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 4: of space pizza is and then it killed me, I

690
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 4: would take it. I would do.

691
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Welcome here. It is ready for this. This isn't the

693
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 4: Boston Leader. Boston man tries to fill scuba tank with

694
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 4: weed smoke his testicle. This was sent in by Jesse

695
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Speaker 4: Winta w I n t u H on Instagram. Thank

696
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 4: you Jesse. And this was written by Blake Minard Scottie.

697
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 4: Written by Blake Minard. Blake goes to and through to

698
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Speaker 4: find the best stories in the world. Best in these

699
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 4: is the best in the viiz. A twenty seven year

700
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 4: old Boston local has suffered extensive injuries to his lower

701
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 4: body after an unconventional attempt to fill a scuba tank

702
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 4: with weed smoke failed spectacularly last Thursday night. According to

703
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 4: the testimony of several witnesses, Michael Fitzpatrick had consumed a

704
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 4: copious quantity of alcohol before making the decision to demonstrate

705
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 4: the homemade device. Quote Mike's, a recreational diver, commented one

706
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 4: of the injured injured man's friends. For some time, he's

707
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 4: been tinkering with an old scuba tank that he'd bought

708
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 4: cheaply from a dive shop. His plan was to use

709
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 4: an air compressor to feed smoke into the tank, then

710
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 4: needs a scuba regulator to inhale it. Mister Fitzpatrick invited

711
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Speaker 4: a number of his friends over to his residence, a

712
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 4: basement suite, not surprised in Roslindale, telling them he'd finally

713
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 4: perfected what he called his quote scuba bong sound.

714
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: Quote.

715
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 4: Clearly it wasn't a bong at all, pointed out one

716
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 4: of his friends when interviewed by local journalists. But he

717
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 4: was so enamored with the name we thought best not

718
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 4: to correct him. When his friends assembled at mister Fitzpatrick's residence.

719
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 4: They found him heavily intoxicated. He'd had a number of

720
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 4: celebratory drinks before we arrived, as he was delighted to

721
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 4: have finally half his scuba bong up and running with

722
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 4: his friend's present, Mister Fitzpatrick proceeded to offer a demonstration

723
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 4: of the homemade device in action. This is the point

724
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 4: that everything went terribly wrong. According to the witnesses, mister

725
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 4: Fitzpatrick was attempting to reattach the air compressor when he stumbled,

726
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 4: knocking the scuba tank off a work bench and onto

727
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 4: the concrete floor. The tank basically exploded after Fitzpatrick knocked

728
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 4: it over, commented one of the witnesses. None of Fitzpatrick's

729
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 4: friends were injured, but the blast from the ruptured tank

730
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 4: sent shrapnel flying directly into his lower body. Uh Fitzpatrick's

731
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 4: friends phoned for an ambulance. He was rested at a

732
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 4: hospital where surgeons spent over eight hours treating his extensive wounds.

733
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 4: The condition has now been downgraded from critical to serious,

734
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 4: but medical staff announced that they'd been unable to save

735
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 4: his testicles, which had been cleanly severed by a shard

736
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 4: of metal. There's so much information here, shock.

737
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: Journalist.

738
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 4: He gets it. Preliminary investigations have identified that the scuba

739
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 4: tank used by Palmer maybe banned from dive use. Basically

740
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 4: it was an aluminum alloy that has a high risk

741
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 4: of fracturing. That's probably what it does. Dive company was

742
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 4: getting rid of it.

743
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: But it's like God wanted to chop off your testicles

744
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 2: like a clean when they said a clean cut. That

745
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 2: to me is all the evidence I need to know

746
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 2: of a God. It's like, you're doing this dumb thing.

747
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: You're going to lose a dumb thing on your body

748
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: and that will be it. But we're leaving you the shaft,

749
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 2: which is the best part. But you're not having kids.

750
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: Win win for me. I mean that sounds.

751
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: Wait can you come? Can you come without testicles? Forgive me,

752
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with the mail and.

753
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 4: I have a vasectomy and I can, but I don't

754
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 4: know if if you completely get but of a sect to.

755
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,240
Speaker 2: Me is totally different. If a sect to me is cutting.

756
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 2: You're not cutting your testicles off.

757
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 4: No, but you aren't disconnecting the disconnecting the line, the

758
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 4: semen line.

759
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 2: You know, well, you still have semen, You still have semen.

760
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, I guess I have semen.

761
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 3: So much?

762
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no no, So I think you have

763
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 2: semen still. I think that's fine. But I think it's

764
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 2: not like, you know, if you want it.

765
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: Nothing animals out there if you don't have semen. Also

766
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: wants to.

767
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: I don't have any semen, guys, I hate to be

768
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 2: you know, graphic. Okay, so, but but he can't there's

769
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 2: no semen for him. He's lost his ball.

770
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 3: So can he still get come still eclate?

771
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, something.

772
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: But he might be too drunk to get it up anyways.

773
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: Sounds like this guy goes pretty hard in the paint

774
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: all the time. So I think this is probably good

775
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,240
Speaker 1: for the whole neighborhood, is what I'm saying.

776
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 2: I know my research project. When I get off with you, guys.

777
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: Wait till.

778
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 4: Then he you know, say, let's say he's Banana's banana.

779
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 1: The BA of the week. God, yeah, he is the

780
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: banana of the week. Here's one for you, love, Oh,

781
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 1: curty b you out a story. Oh I just wanted

782
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: to say that I do.

783
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 4: I So I got my scuba diving license when I

784
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 4: was twelve years old.

785
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 2: Whoa, and you're not.

786
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 4: Supposed to be able to get at that young, but

787
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 4: I was like obsessed. I was obsessed with like ocean life,

788
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 4: very similar to what my daughter is like right now.

789
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 4: And I would just show up at this dive shop

790
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 4: in Neptune, New Jersey, Oka every Saturday, like when I

791
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 4: was eleven years old. I would ride my bike there

792
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 4: and I would go into the dive store. He loved

793
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 4: the smell of it, and I would just walk around.

794
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 4: Had no money. I would walk around and then ask

795
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 4: questions about every piece what is that like equipment in

796
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 4: the store, so that like a guy who just like

797
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 4: knows that this eleven year old child is not going

798
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 4: to fucking buy three hundred and sixty five dollar equipment

799
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 4: that's on the wall.

800
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: Yes.

801
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 4: So I did that for a year, for like every

802
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 4: single weekend, I would go to this dive shop. I

803
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 4: would walk around and ask questions. And then finally I

804
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 4: turned twelve and I was like, I'm just going to

805
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 4: go for it, and I was like can I I

806
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: want to sign up for a class, and they were

807
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 4: just like just to get me to stop asking questions

808
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 4: about it, They're like, you can sign up for the class. Also,

809
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 4: at the time, I was like I was a very

810
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 4: husky child at the time. It was like kind of

811
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 4: like shot up, thank you, Robbie.

812
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 5: And after I went through the whole like process of it,

813
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 5: and it was like to the end where I was

814
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 5: like supposed to get my card, They're like, they're like,

815
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 5: you're only twelve years old.

816
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 4: And I was because I was like big, and they're

817
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 4: like you're twelve, and they're like you have to be fourteen,

818
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 4: and I was like, Mo'm twelve. You let me take

819
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 4: the entire class. I've already gone scuba diving three lives

820
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 4: with you guys. And so then they just faked it

821
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 4: that I was fourteen. S at my like my my card.

822
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 4: That's not the first dive that we went on. And

823
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 4: this is where I think, this is like a portion

824
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 4: of life where you're like where magic starts to disappear.

825
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 4: And this is where magic started disappearing for me, is

826
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 4: that I had this dream about underwater, being underwater you

827
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 4: want a scuba diver. It was the Jacques Cousteau dream.

828
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 4: And my first dive was in the Shark River Inlet, which,

829
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 4: if anyone knows, it's just like an inlet from the ocean.

830
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 4: It's right around the corner from the ocean. Okay, visibility

831
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 4: was six inches and the only thing we saw was

832
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 4: approximately three hundred crabs. It was just crab after crab

833
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 4: after crab. You could see six inches ahead of you

834
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 4: and then you would just swim and then another crab

835
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 4: would be there and they're scared, so they're like up

836
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 4: with their things, like walking along the bottom and it's

837
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,479
Speaker 4: just like crab after crab. And that was for one

838
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 4: full hour of just a rod, dirt and crabs. And

839
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 4: then came out and was like, there you go, you

840
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 4: got your scuba certification. It I was like, I don't

841
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 4: want to.

842
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: Where were you scuba diving in New Jersey?

843
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 4: In the it was it's around the corner from the ocean,

844
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 4: so it's like an inlet, you know, salty and and

845
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 4: clean ocean.

846
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 2: Am I missing the geography.

847
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 4: On New Jersey?

848
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: Of New Jersey to the ocean?

849
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 2: Why do I not know?

850
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 3: Yes?

851
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what.

852
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 2: As a as a New York kid, As a New

853
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 2: York kid, it always seemed more inland because of Manhattan situation,

854
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: Like it felt like it was west because I only

855
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 2: really like I think when I think Jersey, I think

856
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 2: like the tobacco and like I still think like the city.

857
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: I don't think it's under me at all or anything

858
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 2: like that. I'm just like, it's only west and that's

859
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: where New Jerseys.

860
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: We're on the water, yeah, surrounded by it.

861
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: We're on the water, but you're not like you're New Jersey.

862
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 4: New Jersey has some of the most beautiful beaches down

863
00:43:58,719 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 4: the shore. Come on, I.

864
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 2: Haven't never It's like not even a thought in my head.

865
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: You should know sometimes, but I always think ocean. I

866
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 2: think Maine. I think you know, yeah, you just you

867
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 2: don't think Jersey. But I'm happy that you were able

868
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 2: to see the mud and everything else and so on

869
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 2: your first dive, What did.

870
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 4: You expect for a first so scared, so scared, every

871
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:26,439
Speaker 4: single one.

872
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: But it was your first dive trip too, It's like,

873
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: what do you expect? What do you expect?

874
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: Better to start that way, Robbie, Better to start at

875
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 1: the literal bottom of the ocean and then build. Next

876
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: time you went and you see one carp and you

877
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: wrote everybody you knew exactly.

878
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: And also scuba diving, I think like the Caribbean or

879
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 2: where Scotty is now. I think KIHATI like, I don't

880
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 2: think the US for I think Hawaii, yes, for sure,

881
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,720
Speaker 2: but I don't scuba diving. It's very hard, Like scuba

882
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: diving must exist here in La because we're on the ocean.

883
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: Are people doing it? The people are.

884
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 4: Doing it, yes, and in Laguna Beach.

885
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 2: Too, And is it clear? Like can you see what's

886
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 2: going on?

887
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 4: It's not as clear as like the Caribbean. But that's

888
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 4: what I mean for me a couple of feet.

889
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: I went once. It was horrendous. And here's the thing,

890
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: because I couldn't like I kept having one hair, yes,

891
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 2: that would get in my goggle and filled my goggles.

892
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 2: And I also like I just I couldn't stop from

893
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 2: at least one hair no matter what, Like I would

894
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 2: put it on perfectly, and then of like like literally

895
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 2: wanting to die, like the water would just come on.

896
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 4: That's panicky. That's panicky when you're underwater and the mask

897
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 4: continues to fill out.

898
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 2: So do you have prescription goggles? Because when I went

899
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 2: they accident, I was like thought I wouldn't be able

900
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 2: to see because I had to take my glasses off.

901
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 2: But they actually had prescriptions that were my exact prescription.

902
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: You should be wearing them right now. That'd be a

903
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: great it's a great comedy.

904
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 2: But do you have prescriptions, Kurt.

905
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 4: I don't. I just wear contacts when I do it easy,

906
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 4: you see.

907
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,240
Speaker 2: Smart, don't fuck with contacts anymore.

908
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 1: Robbie, when you mentioned Manhattan just being surrounded by water,

909
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: we got a thing. We got a couple of people

910
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 1: send us a story that they're going to They're thinking

911
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: about extending the bottom of Manhattan to like build it

912
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: out off Battery Park and big enough to accommodate two

913
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand more New Yorkers.

914
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 2: I'm not living on some extension raft.

915
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 1: Yeah or whatever.

916
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 4: It's going to be already that Battery Park is yeah, yeah,

917
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 4: it is.

918
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

919
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all trash. That's all trash underneath battery It's

920
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 4: fake ballast. It's fake it just as yeah, I was

921
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 4: just filled in with dirt and rocks because I know.

922
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 2: Like the docks shooting off. I understand that. But you

923
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 2: mean there are buildings built on state stuff, all.

924
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 4: Of Battery Parks, all of it is on trash and lands.

925
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: Well is that real trash?

926
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

927
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 2: They wait, But how long has Battery Park been there forever?

928
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: No, I don't know, I don't know. Hundred years. Yeah,

929
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: as long as you think. But they're thinking about extending

930
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: it so far out that it'll actually be passed.

931
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: But one hundred years ago, why did they even need

932
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 2: Battery Park? New York. Wasn't that populated, wasn't it.

933
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would guess there were a few

934
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: million people.

935
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 2: It seems like such a new thing, like I remember it,

936
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 2: like it's probably this is my whole life. But that's

937
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 2: like maybe it. I'm surprised I did not know that

938
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 2: about Battery Park talking.

939
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 1: About it extending it past so you could almost stand

940
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,760
Speaker 1: if you know where red Hook, Brooklyn is, it'll go, Yes,

941
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: it'll go that far, it'll go.

942
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 3: Past already so close.

943
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: I know, it's crazy. I know we'll be tracking that one.

944
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: We'll get Blake from the Boston Ledger or whatever to

945
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: track that, because that guy's damn good at writing.

946
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 4: He's so good.

947
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: They should extend Red Hook more because you get a

948
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 2: better view.

949
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, make it look like a hook.

950
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 2: Because wouldn't you rather live in Red Hook and look

951
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 2: at the city than live in the city and look

952
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 2: at Red Hook?

953
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh the fair Way alone. Yes, you know what.

954
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 2: They should have us on this committee because we have

955
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 2: ideas for very people.

956
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 4: Scotty, send us home, give us one title and send

957
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 4: us home.

958
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: I'll give you. I'll give you a real quickie. This

959
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: is from Antonius Coco. Thank you, Antonius Coco. Great name,

960
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: great hm. Written by an also great name, Rebecca Flood.

961
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 4: Nice. I want to rename my children Antonius Coco and

962
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 4: Rebecca Flood.

963
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: If I time, you got the time. This is from Newsweek.

964
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: The Internet is in shock after a man admits to

965
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: lying to his wife about gummy bears for thirteen years,

966
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: complete and total betrayal. A few things are more sacred

967
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: in a relationship than not skipping ahead on an episode

968
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: you're going to watch together or buying yourself cheat fast

969
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: food on the way home. Him, Rebecca, you understand human nature,

970
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: which is why one man openly admitted to a quote

971
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: that he quote fucked up end quote after lying to

972
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: his wife for more than a decade. Redditor. So you

973
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: know it's gonna be good, okay. MoU Cow eight seven

974
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: zero confessed on Today I Fucked Up Forum that his

975
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: heinous ruse involving gummy bears was recently discovered. The dad

976
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: revealed that his wife hates lime and orange flavored candies.

977
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: The wife hates lime and orange, while he loves them.

978
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: This guy, MuCow can't get enough. But what she doesn't

979
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 1: know is that Harribo gummy bears, probably the number one

980
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 1: Brandon gummy bears, actually tastes like strawberry. Green gummy bears

981
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 1: tastes like strawberry. Shortly after they married, for one reason

982
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: or another, she I looked at the back of the

983
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 1: Harbo gummy bears package and discovered this. I haven't said

984
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: anything for thirteen years, says Mucaw. Every time we get

985
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: gummy bears. You know, when you're married, you're eating gummy bears.

986
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 3: People are obsessed.

987
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 2: People are obsessed, but they do nothing. I'll have two bears.

988
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 3: I'm done.

989
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 2: What are we seven?

990
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm with you. I'm with you on this.

991
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 2: People are like candy.

992
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: Yes. So, I haven't said anything for thirteen years. Every

993
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: time we get gummy bears, she gives me the orange

994
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: and the green strawberry ones. I've never said a word.

995
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: I've enjoyed eating these little gummy lies. This guy's a

996
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: real creeper, despite making Discovery. Lock him up. If you

997
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,879
Speaker 1: light a Christmas tree on fire, Robbie says, free them

998
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: if you truly lie about gummy.

999
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: Bears twenty one. If you're twenty one, you're allowed to

1000
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 2: light shit on fire. You're twenty one years old. What

1001
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 2: do you want.

1002
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I'm with you. Everything was fine until

1003
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: last night when his wife randomly started looking at the

1004
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: back of the candy package. Sharing this moment where his

1005
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: web of lies came crashing down, he said, I saw

1006
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 1: her looking at the back of the bag, and then

1007
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: I saw her eyes get real big. She turned to

1008
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: me and asked if I had known that the green

1009
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: bears were strawberry flavored. She thought they were lying this

1010
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: whole time, and I was honest. She he had to

1011
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:17,240
Speaker 1: now thirteen years time to come clean. I was honest

1012
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: and nodded my head. Yes. The look of betrayal was unreal.

1013
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: She asked how long I've known? I told her as

1014
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: long as we've been married. I don't know's I'm.

1015
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 4: So confused by this. I'm so confused by this. So

1016
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 4: is it that gummy bears in this household are such

1017
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 4: a rare commodity? Yeah, that there would be actual anger

1018
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 4: because one individual got less gummy bears than the other.

1019
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 4: Why aren't they just splitting it? Down like I don't

1020
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 4: what can't aren't there more gummy bears to be had?

1021
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 4: Those packs are big.

1022
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 2: It's I don't even know. I'm losing the stories so much.

1023
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 2: I can't look thrown ups talking about gummy bears at

1024
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 2: this eccent? Do we not have an news with the

1025
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 2: world literally ending that this is like what we're devoting

1026
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: anything to like? And people get mad you talk about

1027
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 2: the Kardashians far more important than this. Do you think

1028
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 2: we're sullying because of the Kardashians when this mischigas is happening.

1029
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 2: I'm this makes me sick. The couple, they're lucky they

1030
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 2: were even married for what they were married.

1031
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: That's right.

1032
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 2: It's never happening again, and they should just and that's it.

1033
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 2: They found each other. It's a miracle and it gives

1034
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 2: hope to people.

1035
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 1: There you go, they deserve.

1036
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 4: Each other, and it's like it should give hope to everyone.

1037
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 4: You can find someone to split gummy bears with you. Yep,

1038
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 4: that's right. Everybody has their person. I love that. While

1039
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 4: we've been on the podcast where Scottie is has gone

1040
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 4: from beautiful sunshine to a downpour and now it's back

1041
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 4: to beautiful sunshine again.

1042
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry to Katie Levine are a wonderful producer who

1043
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: at some point been animals. If it sounded like you

1044
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: were in a sleep factory where they just play beautiful

1045
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: white noise of rain, that was actually me in a

1046
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: very very shitty rental car during a monsoon.

1047
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: There's no more good rental cars. Like the thing is

1048
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 2: is you can't. I used to think I'm gonna get

1049
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 2: a rental. Let's fucking ball up. Let's get a convertible.

1050
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 2: You think they have convertibles available? Nothing like there's this

1051
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 2: you know, versa that we haven't cleaned yet if you

1052
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 2: want it, And that's really it's it.

1053
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: I am literally in a car called a changin h

1054
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 1: n G A n A Changin. It has what I

1055
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: would equate to a weed whacker motor in it. And

1056
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: when you would go up hills, I have to turn

1057
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: the air conditioning off. So you know, we each have

1058
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: our cross to bear.

1059
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 2: I just want before we go. So you have so

1060
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 2: much stuff behind you, are you married, kondoing or are

1061
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 2: you in the what's going on? Or with all that stuff?

1062
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 4: It's just storage, you know. I'm in my garage. The

1063
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 4: rest of the garage looks pretty nice.

1064
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, it's just oh wow, are you kidding?

1065
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this is.

1066
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 2: Just a cool Mark Marin type garage. But this is

1067
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 2: where you record when you could be there.

1068
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 4: Well, I mean like this is where my desk is,

1069
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,479
Speaker 4: you know, like I like to when I like book

1070
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 4: out there. Oh, this is just an extra desk.

1071
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry.

1072
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have two desks. I just back them up

1073
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,439
Speaker 4: against each other and then put more shit that does.

1074
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 4: This is for working, This is for piling random stuff on.

1075
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 2: I love that.

1076
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. Kurt likes to go really low status, and in

1077
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 1: the tradition of comedy, the more of a loser you

1078
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: look like, the bigger the laughs are.

1079
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 2: Because they, oh, we know he's a millionaire.

1080
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 4: Just go look at my net worth online. What is

1081
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 4: hundred and twenty four million dollars?

1082
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 3: What it says?

1083
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 4: It said something inside you think that?

1084
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: Would you think any other twelve year old would get

1085
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: special scuba diving construction? He was Paola out the wazoo.

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Speaker 4: I know, I walked in with a million dollars and

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Speaker 4: I was like, I'm gonna be a scuba dive.

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Speaker 1: Don't give me one of those tanks that tips over

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Speaker 1: and explodes because it's aluminum and knocks my nards off.

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Speaker 1: I want to thirty one.

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Speaker 4: Well, Robbie, thank you so much for being on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Can they listen to you?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you can find me, don't find me, but you

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Speaker 2: can follow me on Instagram for nudes at Robbie Hoffman.

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Speaker 2: You can follow me for semiviral tweets on Twitter. What

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Speaker 2: did I get the other day? One point one k?

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Speaker 2: It's not nothing and I am Robbie Hoffman. And you

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Speaker 2: can watch my just for Laughs hour special now free

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Speaker 2: on YouTube on the just last page. It is called

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Speaker 2: Robbie Hoffman. I'm nervous. Thank you guys for having me.

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Speaker 4: Thank you Banas.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 4: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 4: Of our artwork is done by Travis Miller.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 1: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 4: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 1: us at thee Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.