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Speaker 1: We got a request in from a nineteen year old

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Speaker 1: college sophomore named Brandon. He's got a big family reunion

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Speaker 1: coming up and he's planning on bringing his new girlfriend there.

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Speaker 1: Oh but before that happens, he wants his mom to

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Speaker 1: meet her over the phone first. And all that mom

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Speaker 1: knows right now is the girlfriend's name is Helen. What

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Speaker 1: she doesn't know is that Helen is actually a full grown,

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Speaker 1: very eager, forty six year old woman, our own Brook

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Speaker 1: Fox doing a horrible accent that sounds like a long

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Speaker 1: Island Boston, Minnesota old Jewish mom jumping.

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Speaker 2: My family comes from lots of different places.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I love it. I don't know, same as what you're

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Speaker 4: going to hear.

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Speaker 1: We're gone, How this woman reacts in your phone? Tap

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 3: Another Hello? Oh? Hi? Is this Brandon's mom? Yes, Jesus,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, Hi, it is so nice to finally

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Speaker 3: meet you. Oh it's Helen, Helen, Helen, you know your

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Speaker 3: son's new gal.

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Speaker 4: Wait, excuse me, you're Helen?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, did Brandon not mention? I was gonna call

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Speaker 3: because he just told me so much about you, and

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Speaker 3: I wanted to meet the woman who made the man

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: I don't mean to be rude. But how old are you?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Me, yeah, I'm forty six years young, forty six,

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Speaker 3: but Brandon makes me feel like i'm twenty again.

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Speaker 2: So you're dating my nineteen year old son.

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Speaker 4: You're forty six ish.

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Speaker 3: I hate that word dating. I mean, it's such an archaicter.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I prefer like banging on the rag, you know.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Do you not talk to me about my son that way?

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Speaker 4: This is like totally inappropriate, mother. I am so sorry.

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Speaker 4: I really apologized.

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Speaker 3: I just I called because I wanted to talk about

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Speaker 3: the family reunion next weekend.

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Speaker 2: Wait.

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Speaker 3: Wait, Brandon in siss that I'm there to meet all

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Speaker 3: his aunties and owner. No, no, no, that's not happening

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Speaker 3: at all.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Mom?

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Speaker 2: Can I call you mom?

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Speaker 3: Mom?

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Speaker 4: Don't call me mom.

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Speaker 3: I don't know you.

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Speaker 4: I met Sis.

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Speaker 3: I meant sish because I know we're about the same age.

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Speaker 3: Don't call me mom. Don't call me sis.

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Speaker 2: And one more thing, I don't want you talking to

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Speaker 2: Brandon anymore.

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Speaker 3: He's thank you?

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Speaker 2: Are you acting like this because of my age? You

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Speaker 2: think I come on.

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Speaker 4: You're forty six, I send a teenager for God's sake.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I would have never saw myself with a younger

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Speaker 3: man until I met Brandon working at that diner, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my, so.

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Speaker 2: What are you. You think you're some kind of like

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Speaker 2: older cougar who.

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Speaker 3: Goes and picks up young boys while they're at work.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't like that at all. He was so sweet.

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Speaker 3: I dropped my multi vitamins and fish oil pills for

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Speaker 3: my pillbox.

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Speaker 2: And Brandon got down on the floor and.

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Speaker 4: He helped me gather up every single one.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: It was the sweetest meet cute, even better than how

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Speaker 3: I met my second husband.

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Speaker 4: Your second husband.

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Speaker 3: So now you're looking for number three? Oh no, No,

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Speaker 3: Brandon and I are just feeling things out, you know,

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Speaker 3: emphasis on the feeling. I mean, that's when I told

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Speaker 3: all my friends at Bridge Club. I told them all

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Speaker 3: about Brandon, and you know what they said, You need.

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Speaker 4: To stop talking, woman.

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Speaker 2: I have them to hear this though.

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Speaker 4: You've got to hear what they said. You've already been

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Speaker 4: through menopause.

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Speaker 3: Life is short. Why not too much information to start right?

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Speaker 4: Your goodness? You know, men age like fied wine. Women

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Speaker 4: age like geese. So you gotta get it while you can,

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Speaker 4: am I right? I need to speak with Brandon. I

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Speaker 4: need to speak with his father and find out exactly

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Speaker 4: what I can do about this now.

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Speaker 3: Samantha, Samantha, I get where you're coming from. I have

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Speaker 3: three kids of my own, and I worry about them sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Have you lost your mind?

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Speaker 1: How can I think this is?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Do you realize what you're doing?

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Speaker 2: I just think we need to have a woman and

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Speaker 2: a woman talk.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you just stop on my house and we can

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Speaker 3: have some camrameal tea and we can just work this

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Speaker 3: whole thing out. I do have this amazing tiger bomb

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Speaker 3: that helps heal all my joint pain.

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't really try, you know.

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Speaker 2: I'll bring it.

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Speaker 4: I'll bring it by. I don't want to talk to

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Speaker 4: you about menopause or your tiger bomb.

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Speaker 3: Are you okay?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Would you rather me talk about the phone tap that

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Speaker 3: we're doing on you right now?

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Speaker 4: Wait what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: I'm not dating your son. This is actually Brun from

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Speaker 3: the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're

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Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: I believe that is like, oh.

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Speaker 3: Wow, oh wow. We're not banging on the rag you know,

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Speaker 3: is that what the kids say?

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Speaker 2: But now you're gonna love all of his new girlfriends

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Speaker 2: by comparison.

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Speaker 4: Right, oh yeah, oh god I opened a new one. No,

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Speaker 4: I think she's only forty two.

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Speaker 3: Oh please please.

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Speaker 2: Wake up.

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Speaker 3: Every morning was pum Taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning