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Speaker 1: So let's do this people, Let's jump straight into today's headlines. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's kick things off with the latest news coming out
Speaker 1: of Ukraine. It has now been ten weeks since Vladimir
Speaker 1: Putin decided to man spread in the worst way possible,
Speaker 1: and all over the world everyone has been inspired and
Speaker 1: impressed by the fortitude of the Ukrainian people. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know I am. You know, if the Russian army
Speaker 1: came to my apartment and said, forever this partland belongs
Speaker 1: to Russia, I've just been like, Okay, Spasseva, that's Vidaniel,
Speaker 1: I'll sleep on the couch. Fine. But Ukraine hasn't done that. No,
Speaker 1: They've not backed down. And over the weekend the country
Speaker 1: got some moral support from the United States when how
Speaker 1: Speaker Nancy Pelosi led a small group of Democratic Congress
Speaker 1: people on a surprise visit to President Vladimir Zelenski in Kiev. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And when I say surprised, I mean it was a
Speaker 1: surprise to us. Yeah, not like I wasn't a surprise
Speaker 1: to Ukraine. You know, They've got enough going on without
Speaker 1: having to rush out at the last minute for a
Speaker 1: veggie platter. Just like Nancy's here. Nancy's here, what does
Speaker 1: she get? Some homos? Maybe also a knay clothes she
Speaker 1: likes those. Meanwhile, many countries have condemned Russia since the invasion,
Speaker 1: but Israel specifically has had one thing that has particularly
Speaker 1: upset them. You see, before launching their war, Russia claimed
Speaker 1: the reason it was invading was to remove Ukraine's Nazi
Speaker 1: government from power. That's what they said. Yeah, and people
Speaker 1: were like, well, that's weird because Zelenski is literally Jewish. Okay,
Speaker 1: who's a weird accusation? And so now Russian Foreign Minister
Speaker 1: so Rov, he tried to explain Russia's comments and if
Speaker 1: he was trying to make things worse with Israel, well,
Speaker 1: mission accomplished. Israel is summoning the Russian ambassador for talks
Speaker 1: after Russia's foreign minutes are claimed in an interview that
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter that the Ukrainian president is Jewish since
Speaker 1: quote Hitler had Jewish blood, and that the worst anti
Speaker 1: Semites are Jews. Israel's Foreign Minister Yar Lapide said Lavrov's
Speaker 1: remarks are both an unforgivable and outrageous statement, as well
Speaker 1: as a terrible historical error. That the lowest level of
Speaker 1: racism against Jews is to accuse Jews of anti Semitism.
Speaker 1: Did this guy say that Jews are the worst anti Semites.
Speaker 1: You couldn't think of anyone else everyone else about that.
Speaker 1: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, and I've
Speaker 1: heard ridiculous things. Yeah, I once heard someone say that
Speaker 1: Hawkeye should get his own spin off movie. I'm sorry, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not watching archery for three hours. That's just the Olympics.
Speaker 1: It's an insane or what else does this guy believe
Speaker 1: that the Johnson and Johnson is the cool vaccine? Who
Speaker 1: are you? Man? And keep in mind, all of this
Speaker 1: is happening because Russia painted themselves into a corner. You
Speaker 1: see what they did is they claimed that their war
Speaker 1: was about DNA siffying Ukraine, and everyone could tell that
Speaker 1: that was bullshit. You know, they should have given an
Speaker 1: excuse that wasn't so easy to disprove, and they should
Speaker 1: have said they were going in to defeat like Ukraine's ghosts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, think about it. Then they could just
Speaker 1: declare victory and and go home. They could just be
Speaker 1: like all ghosts have been removed from spooky positions in
Speaker 1: Ukrainian government. His shame. You cannot see how successful we
Speaker 1: are because, as I said, their ghosts. Anyway, we win.
Speaker 1: What is over? Goodbye, now, goodbye. Let's move on for
Speaker 1: a story that's actually an update from something that we
Speaker 1: covered last week, and it takes place in England, the
Speaker 1: country holding onto the rest of the world's artifacts for
Speaker 1: safe keeping. Yes, because I mean if someone colonized you
Speaker 1: that they would take all your stuff at least with us.
Speaker 1: It's say, think about it now. Last week, a British
Speaker 1: lawmaker was busted for watching pornography on his phone during
Speaker 1: a session of parliament. Right, this was a big deal. Yes,
Speaker 1: because this is England, it's not France. Right, because a
Speaker 1: huge uproar. And it was such a big uproar in fact,
Speaker 1: that the MP resigned from his position and issued an
Speaker 1: apology and an explanation for why he was watching porn
Speaker 1: on the job. And and apparently he says he was
Speaker 1: actually looking for some equipment for his farm and things
Speaker 1: took a wrong turn. Funnily enough, it was tractors that
Speaker 1: I was looking at, and so I did get into
Speaker 1: another website that had a sort of very similar name, UM,
Speaker 1: and I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have done. But my my crime, my biggest crime, UM
Speaker 1: is that on another occasion, I went in a second time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. This guy says he was looking for a
Speaker 1: website for farmers and accidentally ended up on a sex
Speaker 1: site with a similar name. No, no, no, I wanted
Speaker 1: corn hop dot com. Oh bother, oh bother. No. You know,
Speaker 1: if I'm honest with you, it actually sounds like he's
Speaker 1: telling the truth, honestly, not because like he incriminates himself there.
Speaker 1: You know. He says he tried to search for farm equipment,
Speaker 1: landed in the porn website, switched off. But then he
Speaker 1: says in later I was like, oh, maybe I should
Speaker 1: look for another tractor. I actually like that because in
Speaker 1: the beginning I didn't buy this guy's excuse that he
Speaker 1: was just looking for tractors and farm equipment. And then
Speaker 1: I started googling farm equipment and people. You'd be shocked
Speaker 1: at how naughty farm equipment actually sounds. You could it
Speaker 1: could happen. Google could like throw you off. Yeah, farm stuff.
Speaker 1: They've got pipe layers, they got spinner spreaders, they got
Speaker 1: back holes, they got church sprayers, they got double furrow plows.
Speaker 1: It all sounds obscene. Yeah. All I wanted was to
Speaker 1: start a farm to raise my giant Cox and now
Speaker 1: you've ruined me. But you know what's amazing to me
Speaker 1: about the stories how politicians can lose their jobs for
Speaker 1: normal things that everyone does, right, like watching porn or
Speaker 1: having an affair. But if they busted for doing something
Speaker 1: that destroys other people's lives, then nothing happens, you know,
Speaker 1: people like, hey, did you just make a deal with
Speaker 1: a corporation that allowed them to blood our rivers and
Speaker 1: our lakes which made the top of people sick? Like, yes,
Speaker 1: I did. Well, at least you weren't watching porn, just
Speaker 1: trying not to do it again, all right, that's all
Speaker 1: that matters. It's all that matters. And finally, this next
Speaker 1: story takes place in space, Earth's attic. For decades now,
Speaker 1: humans have been obsessed with trying to get to Mars. Why, well,
Speaker 1: we just want to see what it's like. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not like there's anything wrong with Earth. We just
Speaker 1: want to see what's going on out there, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the same way your dad is currently looking for apartments.
Speaker 1: The marriage is fine, he just it just needs a
Speaker 1: place to hang. You know. The important thing is that
Speaker 1: it's not your fault. It's not your fault anyway. The
Speaker 1: point is humans are desperate to find out everything we
Speaker 1: can about Mars. You know, did it used to have water?
Speaker 1: Can its support life? Can it be gentrified? And now,
Speaker 1: thanks to NASA, we've discovered something amazing on the red planets.
Speaker 1: NASA says it's Ingenuity. Mars helicopter recently discovered and surveyed
Speaker 1: the debris from the agency's Perseverance Rover mission on Mars
Speaker 1: one year ago. NASA photos show both the parachute that
Speaker 1: helped the rover land on Mars, as well as the
Speaker 1: cone shaped back shell that protected it during its fiery
Speaker 1: descent towards the Martian surface on February. NASA says being
Speaker 1: able to look at some of the components that enabled
Speaker 1: the rover to get safely to the Martian surface could
Speaker 1: provide valuable insights for future missions as it. Where are
Speaker 1: you kidding that? That's that's a big discovery on Mars?
Speaker 1: Is some garbage that they left there? Why are you
Speaker 1: announcing with? What do you do? Like I expect the
Speaker 1: ship from a five year old Look the greatest space
Speaker 1: agency in the world. Look, Mimi, I found out pooper
Speaker 1: in the toilet. That's your poop? You hid. What how
Speaker 1: is less a problem that we left trash on Mars?
Speaker 1: Think about that? Huh? If anything, we should be embarrassed
Speaker 1: the first thing we do on another planet is litter.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's good to set expectations earlier.
Speaker 1: But still, guys, can you imagine what the Martians think
Speaker 1: of us right now? Sheila, Sheila, the two legged freaks
Speaker 1: came back again and left war trash. I swear to
Speaker 1: glory if they move here, we're going to vain ish. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's further from your sister. At
Speaker 1: least it doesn't have these shaved monkeys showing up and
Speaker 1: leaving their shut on our lawn. I would love some
Speaker 1: t thank you, honey. All Right, that's the headlines before
Speaker 1: we'll go to a break that's checking on the stock
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Speaker 1: when we come back, Republicans want to punch your soul
Speaker 1: in Ohio and zero still running off on the show
Speaker 1: Don't Go Away, Welcome Back. So with any show, America
Speaker 1: is once again getting ready for the mid terms, the
Speaker 1: time of year when voters ask for a refund. But
Speaker 1: before you get to election day, you have to make
Speaker 1: it through the primaries, which is when the voters decide
Speaker 1: which candidates they really hate and which ones they only
Speaker 1: kind of hate. And tomorrow there's a major primary happening
Speaker 1: in Ohio, which everyone is watching because you know what
Speaker 1: they say, as Ohio goes, so goes the nation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so America, bit of prey Ohio. It doesn't switch to
Speaker 1: natural deoderance because and that ship doesn't work if you try,
Speaker 1: it's just a rock. I stink at my armpits hurts anyway,
Speaker 1: Ohio Republicans are battling it out for the rights to
Speaker 1: represent the Buckeye State in the Senate. When I say
Speaker 1: battling it out, I mean it because their debates have
Speaker 1: almost come to blows, and the said a debate in
Speaker 1: Ohio almost getting violent when candidate josh Nndel rose from
Speaker 1: his seat to get in the face of Mike Gibbons
Speaker 1: too towards in Iraq, Don't Tell me, I haven't worked.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get back off, sit down, never watch watch
Speaker 1: it away with you, Watch what happened. If you watch
Speaker 1: what happens, yeah, kiss him, kiss him on the lifts. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's not what's happening. Sorry, I misread the situation. Seemed
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of sexual tension that I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Hey man, I look, I knew American politics
Speaker 1: were unpredictable, but I never thought the Republican Party would
Speaker 1: pick its leader's wakanda style. You know, it's just like
Speaker 1: it's the King of In fact, maybe that's something they
Speaker 1: should add to the debates, right, because I was watching
Speaker 1: this and I was like, yeah, you could have like
Speaker 1: a section with a peliticians get to duke it out.
Speaker 1: It'll get more votes engaged in politics, and the candidates
Speaker 1: would be a lot more willing to compromise if they
Speaker 1: knew the other person could beat the ass, you know,
Speaker 1: to be like, I'm never raising taxes on the rich. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe a little b maybe a little bit, maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit. I see your points. Now. As it stands,
Speaker 1: the GOP race has five main candidates vying for the
Speaker 1: top spot, but there's one name. Everyone keeps talking about JD. Vance.
Speaker 1: He's a Yale graduate, a venture capitalist, and he became
Speaker 1: famous for writing the book turned horrible movie He'll Billy
Speaker 1: Elogy right where he explained that white people become racist
Speaker 1: because they're poor. Yeah, that's why they say the N
Speaker 1: word with the hard are because they can't afford a vow.
Speaker 1: But what makes what makes Jady Vance unique in this
Speaker 1: field of Republicans? There's all the trash that he's talked
Speaker 1: about their dear leader, Donald jelly fish Trump. I'm a
Speaker 1: never Trump guy. I never liked him. He wrote, Trump's
Speaker 1: actual policy proposals range from immoral to absurd. Mr Trump
Speaker 1: is unfit for our nation's highest office. Three months later,
Speaker 1: he wrote Trump is cultural heroin. He makes some people
Speaker 1: feel better for a bit, but he cannot fix what
Speaker 1: ails them, and one day they'll realize it. A former
Speaker 1: roommate of Mr. Vance sharing his text messages from in
Speaker 1: which Mr. Vance reportedly told people how he thought that
Speaker 1: Donald Trump was going to be quote America's Hitler, they
Speaker 1: can't stomach Trump. I think that he's noxious. Wow, I
Speaker 1: think Trump's noxious. I can only imagine that when Trump
Speaker 1: heard that, he was probably like, what is noxious, mean
Speaker 1: Jade Vance slammed Trump in every way possible, every way possible,
Speaker 1: But in his defense, he did all of that before
Speaker 1: he realized that Trump was gonna win. Because you see
Speaker 1: now that Trump has the GOP in the palm of
Speaker 1: his tiny hands, Jade Vance is now fully on board
Speaker 1: the Trump train, and I mean fully, and it's not
Speaker 1: just him. Basically, everyone in this race has spent the
Speaker 1: entire campaign trying to show that they were the trumpst
Speaker 1: Trump thought that and so have I. Trump and Gibbons
Speaker 1: are businessmen with a backbone. Trump saved our economy before
Speaker 1: Gibbons knows how to do it. Again. There are pretenders
Speaker 1: in the Senate race. Jane Timptin is the real Trump conservative.
Speaker 1: Josh Mandel pro God, pro God, pro Trump, Wow, pro God,
Speaker 1: and pro Trump. So he's saying those two are different things.
Speaker 1: This dude's candidacy is toasts, but this is some serious devotion.
Speaker 1: I'm the real Trump Conservative. I can save the economy
Speaker 1: just like Trump. I once shook Trump's hand and I
Speaker 1: haven't washed it since. My doctor said it's why I
Speaker 1: get sick so often. So yeah, basically, everyone spent this
Speaker 1: entire race trying to get the seal of approval from
Speaker 1: King Donald even the people who secretly don't think too
Speaker 1: highly of which we see time and time again, it's
Speaker 1: normal now, right whether it's J. D. Vance or Kevin
Speaker 1: McCarthy or countless other Republicans, the entire party right now
Speaker 1: is basically mean girls. They'll talk about Trump behind his back,
Speaker 1: but then to his faces are like, oh my god, Donald,
Speaker 1: you look so hot. Oh my god, I wish I
Speaker 1: had your pupa, Oh my god. And guess what. Guess what.
Speaker 1: In the end, after months of competing to see who
Speaker 1: who could stick there knows the furthest up Trump's asked,
Speaker 1: the Trump endorsements went to none other than J. D. Evans,
Speaker 1: Although clearly Trump doesn't really care about these people as
Speaker 1: much as they care about him, because listen to what
Speaker 1: Trump says when he tries to promote Jade events. This
Speaker 1: happened in a speech yesterday. That's what they're waiting for.
Speaker 1: They're waiting for one race. You know, we've endorsed Dr Oz,
Speaker 1: We've endorsed JP right, j D. Mandel, and he's doing great.
Speaker 1: They're all doing good. Yeah, that was weird. That was weird.
Speaker 1: You could see even even the crowd was looking like
Speaker 1: a man. They look like parents watching their kid bombing
Speaker 1: in a spelling be There's like, that's those are your jeans? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he really has. Not only did Trump mess up
Speaker 1: j D Events right, which is a tongue twister, he
Speaker 1: also combined his name with another candidate, Josh Mandel, which
Speaker 1: is so shitty. I feel bad for j. D. Events
Speaker 1: because now he's gonna have to change his name to
Speaker 1: j P J D Mandel. Yeah, because if you're a Republican,
Speaker 1: Trump is never wrong. At the GOP Starbucks, whatever name
Speaker 1: Trump calls, that's you, j J J D. J P
Speaker 1: A Mandel. Yeah, that's me. I'll take it. So that's
Speaker 1: the Republican senator race in Ohio right now, and honestly,
Speaker 1: anything can happen anything. In fact, there's even a chance
Speaker 1: that all of these MAGA candidates they could split the vote,
Speaker 1: and then Matt Dolan, the one candidate in the race
Speaker 1: who doesn't think Joe Biden stole the election with the
Speaker 1: help of aliens and zombie Osama bin Laden, he could
Speaker 1: actually squeeze out a win. And so for the votes
Speaker 1: out there, we don't really like any of these candidates,
Speaker 1: and you in Ohio remember that you can still right
Speaker 1: in the name of the true underdog in this race.
Speaker 1: J P J d J C J G J Man Mandel,
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for you, buddy, all right, don't go away
Speaker 1: up to the great you are going to joining on
Speaker 1: the show. But where I back, Welcome back to the
Speaker 1: day show. My guest tonight is White Time and Comedian Z,
Speaker 1: where she's also here to talk about being the star
Speaker 1: of her second season of her hit showtime series Z,
Speaker 1: where please welcome, Welcome to the shows there, and thank
Speaker 1: you for having me. I'm beyond excited to be You're
Speaker 1: beyond excited. I am enthralled by everything that you're doing,
Speaker 1: genuinely because like you have what has quickly become like
Speaker 1: people's favorite show on TV. Because yeah, because I mean
Speaker 1: we just saw in that clip you've created a show
Speaker 1: that is uniquely you and that you'll interview people and
Speaker 1: it's like the most awkward interview of all time. People
Speaker 1: would say that I don't make it awkward on purpose.
Speaker 1: I'm just a little strange, okay, But but here's the thing. So,
Speaker 1: so I remember when you first started this was it
Speaker 1: wasn't on YouTube originating, right, and then it really blew
Speaker 1: up on Instagram, like during the pandemic, and I would
Speaker 1: watch people and they would talk to you on Instagram,
Speaker 1: like the biggest celebrities and be like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let's see what interview me and they look like idiots
Speaker 1: sometimes and then other times they just looked like they
Speaker 1: didn't know it was going on, and I was like, why,
Speaker 1: why do they How do you get the people to
Speaker 1: keep talking to you? Well, I celebrate icons, and I
Speaker 1: enable icons to say iconic things. Oh man, So when
Speaker 1: people come to the show, do they know the vibe
Speaker 1: ahead of time? Yes, the episodes are available for stream meg,
Speaker 1: but but it seems like they don't expect it sometimes,
Speaker 1: like they feel, you know, like we love it as
Speaker 1: the viewers, and then we watch like your your guests,
Speaker 1: and it's it seems like they've just been hit by
Speaker 1: like a tent time truck. I think, well, so I
Speaker 1: am very personable, and so I connect with them, and
Speaker 1: maybe that's surprising that I'm so kind and hospitable. I
Speaker 1: also love that the show has like all these these
Speaker 1: these segments that you've created that have gone not just viral,
Speaker 1: but it's like into people's hearts. So you know, we've
Speaker 1: got the guest segments where you interview people. Um, you
Speaker 1: also have the music, which there's gonna be an album
Speaker 1: at some point. Yes, yeah, yes, definitely, definitely. I identify
Speaker 1: as a pop star, Yes, because I love what was
Speaker 1: Don't be poor? Stop being Yes, thank you, thank you guys?
Speaker 1: Are you guys living by Reagonomics today? It's a very
Speaker 1: powerful song. It's like the lyrics don't match a feat,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's a yeah, yeah, I I like.
Speaker 1: I just think that trickle down economics. It works. And
Speaker 1: I think if you look at yourself in the mirror
Speaker 1: and say stop being poor, eventually it'll happen. And that's
Speaker 1: why I'm reading for Congress. It it feels like this
Speaker 1: is the kind of show that you probably couldn't have
Speaker 1: made years and years ago. Like it's so unique, it's
Speaker 1: so you, it's so specific. It's it's loved by people
Speaker 1: who know exactly what the show is about. Like, do
Speaker 1: you think you could have always done this? Has this
Speaker 1: always been like a brand of comedy? So can I
Speaker 1: have always done this? No? Because this show pulls from
Speaker 1: like Real Housewives and Eric Andre and Colbert Report, So
Speaker 1: these things didn't exist. Fifteen years ago. Um, but the
Speaker 1: brand of comedy is consistent. Again, this is my personality. Um,
Speaker 1: it's a hyperbolic character, but there's a colonel in there.
Speaker 1: This is you, like deep down inside. I mean, I
Speaker 1: Z way am kinder than the characters the way you are.
Speaker 1: Also you are also um supremely talented, not just as
Speaker 1: the characters the way, but as yourself I mean writing,
Speaker 1: like creating, performing the whole. You have like a very
Speaker 1: specific vision for what you want. Some people don't get
Speaker 1: it at all, Like I heard that your parents don't.
Speaker 1: They don't get what you do. Know, they have no
Speaker 1: understanding of what I do. Do your parents are what
Speaker 1: you do? Well? My mom sort of she goes like
Speaker 1: I talked to people. I guess she's sort of but
Speaker 1: I but yeah, she gets I think she gets it
Speaker 1: a little bit more, you know what I mean. My
Speaker 1: parents think that I just talked to GAYL King for
Speaker 1: a living. So once a year they see me on
Speaker 1: CVS this morning and they're like, wow, girl's great? Are
Speaker 1: they are they proud of you though, because I don't
Speaker 1: like Nigerian parents are like very proud when their kids
Speaker 1: do any Like Nigerian parents are just like you you're
Speaker 1: crushing it whatever you're doing. So are they proud of
Speaker 1: what you're doing? They're definitely proud of what I'm doing,
Speaker 1: although they do wish that I was a doctor. But
Speaker 1: it's a little later. That's what I was wondering because
Speaker 1: Nigerian parents have that vibe very much like what are
Speaker 1: you doing on TV? Are you causing trouble? They literally like,
Speaker 1: don't tell people your last name. We don't want people
Speaker 1: to know who you are. Wow. Wow, Um, so you
Speaker 1: have all these guests on the show you have? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean like like in that clip for instance. So
Speaker 1: for people who don't understand the context. Chet Hanks, Tom
Speaker 1: Hanks's son, Yes, he like blew up again online because
Speaker 1: like you know, he'll speak, he'll say things like in
Speaker 1: Patua and then people were like, oh, you're appropriating Jamaican culture.
Speaker 1: And it was a really interesting story though, because Jamaicans
Speaker 1: were like, we love this guy. He's doing it properly.
Speaker 1: He understands our culture. This is our vibe. And the
Speaker 1: people in America were like, this is disgusting, don't do it.
Speaker 1: And Chet was like, I don't give a damn what
Speaker 1: anyone says. I don't care about you. But then you
Speaker 1: got him to come on your show. No, he doesn't
Speaker 1: like speak to anybody. How did you get him to
Speaker 1: come on? And I went to college together and so yeah,
Speaker 1: fun fact and so um. I tried to pook him
Speaker 1: from my Instagram live and he did not want to
Speaker 1: do that, and then we had a guest dropout. He
Speaker 1: was you're texting, he was congratulating me for whatever, and
Speaker 1: I asked again and he flew in two days later.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I just would like, come come in, come in. Check. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's great that I text check Hanks. Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank for your I cloud hacks. Um, No, it's it's
Speaker 1: it was great. I mean he asked. He asked if
Speaker 1: we could promote his fitness app, which we do on
Speaker 1: the show. Since it was about twenty minutes of chat
Speaker 1: in the next episode. I like that. Yeah, tester of
Speaker 1: Marlon Hanks. You gotta love them. You also interviewed Charlemagne
Speaker 1: the God. Yes, yes, Leonard, and I mean he's he's
Speaker 1: a controversial figure, like you know for some people and
Speaker 1: others are like, oh, he's just doing his thing. Was
Speaker 1: that like a clash of the Titans for you? Was
Speaker 1: it a clash of the Titans. No. I I like
Speaker 1: to think that I'm embracing every single one of my guests,
Speaker 1: giving them a warm hug. I like that. You think
Speaker 1: that's like that they have this feeling. You know, wh
Speaker 1: Who do you think is being your favorite guests? Like
Speaker 1: of season one at least, it's hard to every guests
Speaker 1: are like children. You can't pick a favorite, but you can.
Speaker 1: You can. But like Friendly Boits is so different than
Speaker 1: Andrew Yang's different than Phoebe Bridger. Is there different energies? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you can't, but you can pick. Every parent knows.
Speaker 1: Every parent deep down inside knows knows. They say they
Speaker 1: don't child, that's why you say that no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, I've got I've got two brothers and my
Speaker 1: mom knows. I mean, it's like it's like every parent knows.
Speaker 1: Every kid also assumes is them by the way, but
Speaker 1: I think every parent knows. What do they say? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you won't say but you know, so don't say it.
Speaker 1: Just look at me and I'll know. Just just look
Speaker 1: at me and think of your favorites. Now, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I can feel like I know not. I know.
Speaker 1: The show has become a critical smash hit you you
Speaker 1: you've turned portions of it into like a live performance
Speaker 1: as well. Um, you've created something completely you, completely different.
Speaker 1: What do you plan to do for the future, Like,
Speaker 1: where's you're going to go for from this? I mean
Speaker 1: obviously gonna keep doing the show hopefully, and then what
Speaker 1: do you want to do? The White House? The presidency?
Speaker 1: Oh like the actual Oh wow? All right, so then
Speaker 1: let's talk about it so zero becomes present. What are
Speaker 1: some of your policies stopping poor Yeah? Okay, powerful? Nobody
Speaker 1: has thought of that. I like that. No one has
Speaker 1: said that. I don't think there's any politician who's thought
Speaker 1: of that, as it may work very powerful. Um any
Speaker 1: any other ideas to fix the country yet rich myself? Yes, okay, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: anything in addition to that um brat stalls for every
Speaker 1: human in American Wow, these are powerful, powerful policies that
Speaker 1: you are that you're putting forward. Thank you. I haven't
Speaker 1: thought about my platform, but you don't really need a
Speaker 1: from anywhere. You just gotta be famous, bog all right,
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