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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenty five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Thomas please? This is him? Oh wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Hi Thomas. My name is Carson, And guess what I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be your waiter for the big night tonight?

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, hey, hey, uh great? Uh? So do you

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Speaker 1: get the details or you need me to go over

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Speaker 1: this with you? Yes? I did. I talked to my

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Speaker 1: boss Paul, who I think you've been speaking to, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he told me all about your plan to pop

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Speaker 1: the question. And I want you to know that I

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Speaker 1: take this very seriously and I could not be more

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Speaker 1: honored to be trusted with this special event. Yeah great, Paul,

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Speaker 1: Uh he did. I didn't really choose you. Paul just

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Speaker 1: said that you had been working there the longest, so

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Speaker 1: I thought you'd be the most serious. Well, well, either way,

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Speaker 1: thank you for entrusting me, sir. Sure, so let's get

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Speaker 1: to the plan here, so we're on the same page.

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Speaker 1: That sounds great to me. I've got my notes in

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Speaker 1: front of me, So let's just make sure that everything

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Speaker 1: matches up. Okay. So I just want you to know,

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Speaker 1: like I'm kind of nervous about this. You know, I

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Speaker 1: want this to this, so you like you like a

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Speaker 1: massage before? Uh No, No, that's not We're just coming

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Speaker 1: for dinner and right right, I'm just saying because you

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Speaker 1: know that calms my nerves. So when you guys get there,

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Speaker 1: you could leave to go to the bathroom and I

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Speaker 1: could give you a massage real quick, kind of just

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Speaker 1: a ten minute one if that would help. No, No,

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Speaker 1: here's here's the plan. So you don't have to get

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Speaker 1: naked or anything. It's just over the close kind of

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Speaker 1: shoulder massage. No, that's definitely not gonna happen. Uh. We

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Speaker 1: We're just gonna come for dinner and as soon as

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Speaker 1: we come in, once we're seated, that's when I want

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Speaker 1: you guys to come out with it. Does six six

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Speaker 1: white six white lilies? Uh no, A dozen red roses?

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Speaker 1: I have six white lilies here on my notes. Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: you have a pen. You can cross it out. Well,

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Speaker 1: I cannot be dozen red roses? Should I really? Should?

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Speaker 1: I really cross that out though, because six white lilies

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Speaker 1: would be very classy. I think it. See that that's

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Speaker 1: not her favorite. Her favorite is a dozen red ros

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Speaker 1: Trust me on this. She's my girlfriend, I know her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sure I could do that. I guess. I thought we

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Speaker 1: were gonna make this a special occasion. But if you

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Speaker 1: want to be pretty pedestrian about it, then sure. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that's what she wants, I know. Is that what

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Speaker 1: she wants or what you want? No, that's what she

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Speaker 1: wants to trust me, all right, So moving on dozen

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Speaker 1: red roses from there, No lilies. I'll make sure to

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Speaker 1: point it out for you know, lilies, yes please. So

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Speaker 1: after we order the meal, that's when you'll send out

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Speaker 1: the violin player. Yeah. I wanted to talk to you

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Speaker 1: about that one too. I was thinking an accordion would

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Speaker 1: fit the setting better. And you know, this is a

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Speaker 1: big day for all of us, so I want to

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Speaker 1: make sure that we get the most out. Hey, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: This isn't a big day for all of us. It's

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Speaker 1: just a big day for me and my girlfriend. Oh sure, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just the one serving the meal and making sure

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Speaker 1: everything goes off without a hitch. Yeah, no big deal

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Speaker 1: for me. What's your deal, man? Are you having a

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Speaker 1: bad day or something? Well, I'm just trying to go

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Speaker 1: through these pointers with you. I just want to make

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Speaker 1: sure that everything's right and perfect. Well. I was having

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Speaker 1: a great day, especially when I found out that I

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Speaker 1: get to be the waiter when you get engaged to night,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm starting a half kind of a day.

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Speaker 1: Do I need to talk to Paul about this about

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Speaker 1: getting another waiter? Or are you going to be able

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Speaker 1: to handle this? I think you can talk to me

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Speaker 1: about it since I'm the one that you've trusted to

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Speaker 1: handle this event. Yes, but I mean, I guess my

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Speaker 1: feelings don't matter. Yeah, they don't matter in this case

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Speaker 1: at all. And I hope that you just drop the attitude. Okay,

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Speaker 1: got it. I guess I'll take that note down to

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Speaker 1: no white lilies, violin player, drop the attitude? Sure, drop? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's dropped. Then I guess you're in charge old letters.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, okay, got right. No, I'm even I'm having

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Speaker 1: second thoughts about even having this year. Are you ready

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Speaker 1: to move on? Are you ready to handle this? Look? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I apologize that lasht out. I want you

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Speaker 1: to have the engagement here, I'm just really excited about

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Speaker 1: it and I want to do the best possible job.

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Speaker 1: So yes, I'm ready to move on. So here's the

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Speaker 1: last thing. You ready for this? Yes, I am write

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Speaker 1: this down all right. After the meal, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: get down on one knee. And that's when I yell surprise. No,

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Speaker 1: you yelled nothing. Well, I figured don't say anything. I'm

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Speaker 1: just letting you know. After the meal, that's when I

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Speaker 1: get on one knee. That's when you leave me. Next,

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Speaker 1: when I've come in there and I yell surprise, you're

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Speaker 1: getting engaged. You don't do anything. Why I want to

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Speaker 1: be alone for this this moment. I don't need you

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Speaker 1: to help me. Okay, Well that's a little bit selfish,

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Speaker 1: don't you think, Yes, I know it's my engagement. Well

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Speaker 1: don't you think. Okay, if you get down one knee,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna know that you're gonna propose. It's better if

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Speaker 1: somebody else comes in and yell surprise. If I'm get

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Speaker 1: down on one knee, she knows what's happenings. Birthday party.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what? Okay, fine, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do this, you know what, that's actually the best news

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Speaker 1: I heard all day that you're going to be a

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Speaker 1: part of my Well, I am going to be a

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Speaker 1: part of this prank phone call though. No matter what,

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Speaker 1: you can't stop that. You can't take that from me.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Well, it's simple, Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your friend Bill

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Speaker 1: set you up. Are you kidding me? No, your buddy

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Speaker 1: emailed me and told me that you were really nervous

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Speaker 1: about popping the question and he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: So I think everything's good for tonight. As long as

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Speaker 1: I'm not your waiter, you're probably fine. Well, you had

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Speaker 1: me scared, that's with the no white lilies thing. I'm

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Speaker 1: nervous now. Oh god, I'm so glad that that's not true.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on your engagement. I hope it goes well, even

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Speaker 1: though I know it's gonna suck. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubile phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy

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Speaker 1: on removing ninety two point five