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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from last

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Speaker 1: comic Standing in Paradise Eliza's Lessenger April twenty fourth through

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Speaker 1: the twenty sixth. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com

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Speaker 1: and you can call four two five two eight nine

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Speaker 1: seven thousand on the twenties. Hello. Hi, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Melissa. This is she. Hi Melissa, how are you.

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Speaker 1: My name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from the Department

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Speaker 1: of Planning and Development. Hi. How's it going going good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? You recently filled out an application to have

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Speaker 1: a traffic circle put in your neighborhood. That's correct, Well,

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Speaker 1: good news the city has just approved it. Oh, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. That's so great for my neighborhood and

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Speaker 1: for the kids and make everything's so much. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, I just want to call and let

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Speaker 1: you know. I'm actually kind of glad that it's going

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Speaker 1: in there because traffic will need to be a lot

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Speaker 1: slower with all the new businesses moving in. You knows. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's going to be a ton of new businesses coming

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Speaker 1: in there. It's exciting, isn't it. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: businesses moving in? It's all houses around here, that's true.

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Speaker 1: But because of the traffic circle edition, the city rezoned

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Speaker 1: a few things, and now there's now there's gonna be

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Speaker 1: businesses moving right in there, which is awesome. It's good

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Speaker 1: for you, good for a small business, is good for everybody.

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Speaker 1: What kind of businesses are you guys cleaning on putting here? Well,

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Speaker 1: I know that they've already approved an adult entertainment facility

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Speaker 1: coming in there in about forty five days. That should

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Speaker 1: be really good for the local community there facility. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess technically you could call it a

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Speaker 1: strip club. You wanted to order a gentleman's club. A

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Speaker 1: gentleman's club, to be kidding me, Apparently it's going to

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Speaker 1: be half gentlemen's club half adult toy shops. Interesting, I

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Speaker 1: don't know anyway, there's one of those going in. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no no. That is not going in my neighborhood,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not. Children live here like every adds on the block. Well, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: it's because of the traffic circle that you wanted that

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Speaker 1: these businesses are going in ply come through this neighborhood

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Speaker 1: with children, They would absolutely entertain the idea of an

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Speaker 1: adult strip club. Well, now that there's going to be

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Speaker 1: a strip club there. You're going to be getting a

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Speaker 1: lot more traffic to the area. Trust me, these things

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Speaker 1: no are booming. This is unacceptable. This is unacceptable. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, it's already all been approved the businesses.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to explain now I have

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Speaker 1: this whole problem. I have to explain this to my children.

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Speaker 1: I have children. They're gonna walk by a peep show. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a peep show, man, it

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Speaker 1: is going to be a strip club. I know that

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Speaker 1: peep shows don't club whatever. This is not okay. There's

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Speaker 1: a difference between a peep show and a strip club.

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Speaker 1: A peep show. You go in and you put okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't want me to explain the difference to you, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I think you should shut up. Now. With

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Speaker 1: the addition kids, I mean, would you want your kids

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Speaker 1: walking by it? Up? I think I would, because think

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Speaker 1: about this, With the addition of a strip club in

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Speaker 1: your neighborhood, you're gonna have a lot more options for babysitters,

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Speaker 1: lots of young girls looking for extra cash that you

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Speaker 1: can My god, this is I can't even talk to

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Speaker 1: you right now. I can't. I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: to say to you. Man. You should actually consider yourself lucky.

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Speaker 1: Last week one lady got a speedbump approved and we

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Speaker 1: ended up putting a homeless encampment in her front yard

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Speaker 1: because of it. That's right, Yeah, what are you guys there?

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Speaker 1: You know what? I don't know. Honestly, I have no

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Speaker 1: clue what we're doing. You should start finding out which

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Speaker 1: maybe you should start talking to somebody. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: have any clue because this isn't even a real phone call.

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Speaker 1: I don't work for the city or I don't work

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Speaker 1: for the city or anything. I am so confused right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe this will help clear it up. Then

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving on to two point five doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you what it's a joke. Your brother Christopher

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god. He said that you're high.

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Speaker 1: Got him kill him. He said that you're high strung,

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Speaker 1: and he told us you've been bugging the city NonStop

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Speaker 1: to put a traffic circle in your neighborhood. About to

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Speaker 1: lose it. Sounds like you did lose it. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenty two point five