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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Skyler. I need to speak with Allison who

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Speaker 1: owns Alison's WiFi.

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Speaker 2: This is Allison.

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Speaker 1: I know because I got your phone number, but I

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Speaker 1: need to talk about your WiFi. I'm sorry, who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Skyler, and we need to figure out

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Speaker 1: some sort of schedule and we need to figure out

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Speaker 1: a cap.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who are you and how do you have

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Speaker 2: my number?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. I

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Speaker 1: can't have said it like three times now, but my

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Speaker 1: name is Skyler. Skyler, Skyler, Okay, I got I got Skyler. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so yes, I live upstairs from you, and your wifi's

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Speaker 1: name is Allison's WiFi, right, yeah, yeah, that's your w Yes,

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Speaker 1: your WiFi is Sam Alison's WiFi and it's on the

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Speaker 1: same band works as my WiFi, and so it's been

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Speaker 1: showing my fall away WiFi down. And I had a

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Speaker 1: packet lost yesterday in the middle of my gaming and

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Speaker 1: that's not the first time that's happened, and it completes me.

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Speaker 2: WHOA, I'm sorry, I still don't understand what you're talking

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Speaker 2: about like, is there something in your mouth?

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Speaker 1: I mean, yes, there are braces in my mouth. Yes. Wait,

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Speaker 1: are you trying to bully me out? Are you? I'm

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Speaker 1: making fun of my breaks because because I will. I

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Speaker 1: report to the office for our apartment building.

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Speaker 2: Real quick, wait, are you the person who complained about

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Speaker 2: my WiFi interfering with their WiFi? Are you the person

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Speaker 2: who like complained to building management.

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Speaker 1: Yes. I went down to the front office and I

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Speaker 1: talked to them about it because I said it especially

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Speaker 1: with my gaming experience and slowing down my speeds, and

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Speaker 1: they were furious about it. They said they were going

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Speaker 1: to evict you, and I said, and I said, don't

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Speaker 1: vict her until I talked to her like I saved you.

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Speaker 1: You pretty much have a home relation.

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Speaker 2: Sure that they would evict me. Hey, hey kid, hey,

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Speaker 2: get off your computer and get a life.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh, you're just cussing me.

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Speaker 2: I will swear at you. I will your door, and

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Speaker 2: I will knock on your door, and I'll talk to

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Speaker 2: you like a grown up can talk.

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Speaker 1: That's why. That's why I'm calling you, because we need

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Speaker 1: you figure out and we never come to a peaceful revolution.

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Speaker 1: But your WiFi is on the same I.

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Speaker 2: Can't even figure out what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Your wi Fi network, Alison's WiFi.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go upstairs and take your wife.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you know that you're super old or whatever,

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Speaker 1: but you know what a WiFi network is, and so

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming you. I'm assuming you do.

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Speaker 2: Of course I know it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your wifis.

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Speaker 2: I know what a WiFi is. But I still actually, like,

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Speaker 2: have a life. I don't just sit there all day

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Speaker 2: in front of my computer hoping that some girl is

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Speaker 2: actually a real girl who's going to talk to me

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Speaker 2: and not a grandpa in Russia.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I feel like I was a slam on

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Speaker 1: me because I'm on the computer all day playing games,

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Speaker 1: and I feel.

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Speaker 2: Like you're computer all day, like paying to look at women.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing on this computer all day? Kind

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Speaker 2: of weird im that you're correcting me, that you're calling

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Speaker 2: it's weird.

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Speaker 1: It's weird that you don't care about the struggles of

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Speaker 1: a young youth who's who's gaming and the game and

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Speaker 1: I can't. We don't.

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Speaker 2: I actually don't give us at all.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're touting me again, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I did, and I will again because parently, you're just

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Speaker 2: some little head kid who stares. Oh, you know what

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Speaker 2: you could actually do for me? You can tell your

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Speaker 2: parents to come and talk to me. I'm I'm sure

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Speaker 2: they're they're super proud of the little giger that they

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Speaker 2: raised up there.

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Speaker 1: I tried to talk to my parents, but they were

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Speaker 1: being dicks about it, and they said and that I

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Speaker 1: can't call someone, that they can't go and complain to

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Speaker 1: somebody about their WiFi. So I just to take upon

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Speaker 1: myself once again to call and handle it myself, because

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Speaker 1: it's like yesterday, I died. I died mid match. I

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Speaker 1: died mid match because of you don't even understand what

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Speaker 1: that means.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm about to hang up the phone right

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Speaker 2: now because I'm tired of being cat by some.

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Speaker 1: Little Okay, fine, okay, right, okay, well all right, well

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Speaker 1: you coach your own faith, then you coach your own

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Speaker 1: fake I'm gonna have to take things in my own hands.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, not my WiFi. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to do. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: call the relief and tell them that some little kid

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Speaker 2: is harassing me. He's stalking me, he's got my phone number,

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Speaker 2: he's obsessed with me, and it's been going on for months.

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Speaker 2: So what do you think about that? Your little said,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get your little arrested for stalking. Do

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Speaker 2: you know what they do to a little boy like you?

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Speaker 1: And juvenile attention Center Allison, This is actually Jubil from

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Speaker 1: the Jubeil Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend set you up.

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Speaker 2: I should have been a joke, like right away, he.

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Speaker 1: Said, you guys got a weird complaint the other day

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Speaker 1: about your WiFi interfering with someone else's and he wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's gon hear it from me.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties