WEBVTT - Episode 43: I Like Your Style

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, Hello, Dan? Where

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<v Speaker 1>where are we been trying to get ahold of you?

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<v Speaker 1>What time it's time to do the show? I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>I am on a golf course, but we haven't eat

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<v Speaker 1>off yet, and I'm sitting here. I didn't hear the

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<v Speaker 1>phone ring. Okay, can I tell you? But don't you

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<v Speaker 1>know that we do this every Thursday at this time? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I do, I do. I I told I gotta Texas morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'll be right. I'm just lowding. I'm lugging

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<v Speaker 1>my golf back to my cart right now. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>won't even practice platon Dad. Are you are you ready

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<v Speaker 1>to do this? Because I don't want you to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have any time him to prepare. Okay, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>let's recap. Where do we stand here with the tabulation?

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan's at plus seven you were even last week, Bad Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>You're at minus twenty one and shay your minus six units. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not real. Okay, all right, we turn our attention

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<v Speaker 1>to this week and uh, Dylan, since you're still the

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<v Speaker 1>clubhouse leader, you get to go first. Alrighty yeah, any

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<v Speaker 1>is there any you know part of the weekend you

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<v Speaker 1>want to kind of recap? Um, let's see, Well, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>my big bet was on Alabama to cover the spread,

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<v Speaker 1>and we know how that went. Obviously, when that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen, I was reading hard for Tennessee. And then

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<v Speaker 1>your big dog parlay. Yeah, shockingly dat lost again. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia did kick the ship out of Vanderbilt, but U

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<v Speaker 1>T s A me. I also completely forgot the U

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<v Speaker 1>T s A game happened because it was on Friday

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<v Speaker 1>night and Saturday Michigan State seven and a half l

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<v Speaker 1>s U plus three West Virginia moneyline versus Baylor was nice.

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<v Speaker 1>That was Uh, Larry, you want to recap anything from

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<v Speaker 1>over the weekend, Well, couple to start with Thursday night

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<v Speaker 1>when I lost my three team parlor, my three team tea. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean my quarterback drops the ball, you take it

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<v Speaker 1>back seven yards on me scoop and score. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>block an extra point and take that back for two

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<v Speaker 1>more points against me, and I'm still going to cover

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<v Speaker 1>the game. And they throw another pick and then I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna have a winning week, and I missed a

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight yard field goals and then it would have

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<v Speaker 1>been a nice back door cover. Yeah, and then your

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<v Speaker 1>three team ten point teaser didn't turn out well. J

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<v Speaker 1>m U S thanked me on that, So I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even care about that anymore. If I lost one unit

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<v Speaker 1>for the week, so I won like seven units two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, five units. You know, two steps forward, one

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<v Speaker 1>step back. Keep your head up, Larry, How confident were

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<v Speaker 1>you with your over twenty eight and that bear Thursday

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<v Speaker 1>night game I watched like the first quarter, Justin Fields

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<v Speaker 1>has a guy wide open overthrows him. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>never matter. Yeah, Shah's gross dud. It's gross. First off,

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<v Speaker 1>Troy is dead to me, and I'm faked him this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Um Oakloma State. They should have went out right, TCU

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<v Speaker 1>still fraudulent Illinois one outright. I was happy about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I put in tim bets and lost two units. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not that upset with myself. Old miss should have covered,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for damn sure. Alright, Uh, NFL recap. I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. Didn't didn't do well, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do what? All right, now we turn our attention to

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<v Speaker 1>this week, Dylan, I'll let you go first. Alrighty Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking Syracuse and money line against Clemson, my Clemson

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<v Speaker 1>Tigers plus four hundred. I just I don't know the

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<v Speaker 1>Syracuse might actually be legit and I I'm not buying

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<v Speaker 1>Clemson this year, and I'm fading myself. You better hope

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<v Speaker 1>Syracuse defense continues to be great. Yeah, that's your that's

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<v Speaker 1>your hope. Clemson's offense has been mid at best. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's plus four hundred. Yeah, it's gonna be one unit.

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<v Speaker 1>Um going, I'm rolling with l s U minus two

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<v Speaker 1>against Ole Miss not very convincing from all mist one

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<v Speaker 1>and a half old miss. This one and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a night game? Yes? I think that's seven

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<v Speaker 1>in Death Valley, the other Death Valley. All right, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>What else? I'm going to u c l A plus

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<v Speaker 1>six against Oregon. I actually thought about taking them straight up,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll take the points. I don't understand this spread

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Yeah, it makes no sense to me. You see,

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<v Speaker 1>he's good, but but Oregon after the Georgia game has

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<v Speaker 1>been They won every game since then, haven't they? They

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<v Speaker 1>won five in a row. Yeah, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>just u cel it's got a little magic on six

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<v Speaker 1>is a lot three and a half. I'd understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>But six's being a like Oregon winning by a field

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<v Speaker 1>goal from the game, right, Um. And then in the

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<v Speaker 1>Battle of the Religious Titans, I'm taking b y U

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<v Speaker 1>and Liberty under fifty eight and a half. Liberties d

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<v Speaker 1>is good and fifty and a halfs a lot, all right, Shay,

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<v Speaker 1>college football, I got the fighting, I got b y Un.

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<v Speaker 1>We're learning by U lane A seven against Liberty Liberties

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<v Speaker 1>defense is good. They haven't played anybody like b y

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<v Speaker 1>U yet. Um. That's my heavy bat. That's a mortgage

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<v Speaker 1>bit right there, Danny, that's a tub unit. Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I got Kansas State plus three and a half. I

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<v Speaker 1>still don't trust Duggan Dugan, Dugan Dugan, Okay State coming

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<v Speaker 1>off of by Yep, I think it look good. Martinez

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna run all over him at Minnesota. I have

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<v Speaker 1>plus six, Danny up four Okay, Well, that's a movement.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a whole lot of movement in my favor, which

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<v Speaker 1>I like, so I'm going to keep the bat. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I got Texas Tech lane six and a half

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<v Speaker 1>against the Ears, and then South Bama Jacks minus three

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<v Speaker 1>versus Troy because I hate Troy with a passion. Now

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<v Speaker 1>and we are at the wit baby South Bama winning,

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<v Speaker 1>and you you don't even like Troy Aikman because of

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<v Speaker 1>the name Troy. It's solely his reputation. Okay, bad Larry, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>One unit of college football's dan Um Rutger's minus the

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<v Speaker 1>three against Indiana Toledo Buffalo going over fifty seven un

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<v Speaker 1>l v. Notre Dame going over forty seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>That can go two ways. Notre Dame can blow them

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<v Speaker 1>out or a little thirty thirty hie. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going back to my law at plus three and

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<v Speaker 1>a half against Rice. There all one units. There have

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<v Speaker 1>been ten times this season a team favored by greater

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<v Speaker 1>than sixteen points losing at home. Notre Dame is the

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<v Speaker 1>only team to have done that twice. Now, but the

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<v Speaker 1>over under at forty seven and a half the fighting Papists,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right, I'm gonna add a bet in here, just

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<v Speaker 1>because it's been working out well for me. Are you fading, Larry?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to fade one of Larry's bets before before

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<v Speaker 1>to hear what. Yeah, it's okay, alright, one of my

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<v Speaker 1>lamb think. I think it's like eleven and half eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it, take it. I like it, you know what, Larry?

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<v Speaker 1>I like your style. Um, I'm gonna take Rice minus

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<v Speaker 1>three and a half against Lattech uh NFL bets here yep. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm hopping back on the Giants under train, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think Giants Jacks is gonna be a bad game.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been on the Giants under train for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I took a week off last week. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's under forty two, which is an insurmountable amount

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<v Speaker 1>of points for any Giants game. I'm going Ravens my

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<v Speaker 1>six and half against the Browns. My Ravens. They have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they have just blown three terrible games in

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<v Speaker 1>a row. He's blown three in the fourth quarter. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that last week. Don't even get dude, Goddamn Giants. Um

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna lay the six and a half with

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<v Speaker 1>the Ravens against the Browns. Um Falcons plus six against

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<v Speaker 1>the Bengals. I'm literally just taking the Falcons spread until

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<v Speaker 1>they don't cover it. America's team right there, six and now,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe the only team undefeated against the spread, and

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<v Speaker 1>they went out right last week against the Niners. Um

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<v Speaker 1>Bears plus eight against the Patriots. Oh, you're not binding

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<v Speaker 1>into Bailey zapping. He looks pretty good, but it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot and I don't think the Bears and Patriots talent

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<v Speaker 1>wise are that far off quarterbacks aside um. And then

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<v Speaker 1>taking Lions plus seven against the Cowboys, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna win, but I'll take the seven points. I

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<v Speaker 1>would take Cowboys laying six and a half. If you

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<v Speaker 1>would take that number right now, I'll lay one twenty

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<v Speaker 1>on it. Yeah, you give me six and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do that. Donna make that happen. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mark me down. Done. Can't wait for the Lions. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have do you have a parlor? I do? Actually?

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<v Speaker 1>Um So, Dan, it's the sports equinox today, all the

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<v Speaker 1>four major sports for major sports, um So, I have

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<v Speaker 1>the astro's money line obviously, the New York Rangers minus

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<v Speaker 1>one and a half, the Saints plus two and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Bucks plus four parlay about ten to one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a d to the year ship right here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a National Hall of Day. It's only the twenty

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<v Speaker 1>seventh time it's ever happened. And then there's like two

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday and Monday again. But Shay, you're ready for

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<v Speaker 1>your NFL picks. Yeah, undefeated as always, Detroit Dallas under

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<v Speaker 1>forty nine and Odacks coming back. But I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be some glitches in the offense. Uh, Cowboys defense

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<v Speaker 1>is legitimate, not giving up a lot of big plays.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what the Lions live off. Tennessee Lane two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half against the Colts. I don't understand this line.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever I don't understand it, up put money on. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes perfect sense to me, smart man. Yeah, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>it for the NFL. One you each okay? Uh so

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<v Speaker 1>Tennessee monus two and a half. That's home against Maddie Ryan.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I doing? Yeah? Come on, all right? The

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<v Speaker 1>comeback continues for bad layering. Here we go Lar NFL

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<v Speaker 1>two unisease, Dan Arizona minus two hook against the Saints,

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina plust eleven against Tampa Bay. Um, Dylan, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even bad amount, Tom Brady at all this week. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>impressed with you. Acker's minus five against Washington. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>the Tyler Hannick or something. Washington Taylor, Taylor Taylor one

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<v Speaker 1>Kansas City minus a two and a half against Kansas

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<v Speaker 1>City four and one straight up in the last five

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<v Speaker 1>games against San Francisco. That line's funky. You got all

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<v Speaker 1>your numbers, right, Laar, Yeah, you didn't steal them. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>at first lair, maybe stole your breath away? Good Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>where you go, Lara? Do you think he'd just gave

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<v Speaker 1>us his pick and then then hung up to play golf.

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<v Speaker 1>He slunk away into the night playing golf. He's sitting

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<v Speaker 1>alone in an underpass drinking bud. Why no, friends, I

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<v Speaker 1>did you know Marvin's gonna have to call him back?

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering, Uh, you know, we we we need

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<v Speaker 1>to take this show on the road, like go to

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<v Speaker 1>a casino maybe, But then I have to know how

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<v Speaker 1>good you guys would be if we went to a cassine.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say we went to Vegas. Yeah, do you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have any casino horror stories? Just so I would know

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<v Speaker 1>as the boss. I got walked out of the hard

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<v Speaker 1>Rock in Vegas buddy of mine and me got walked

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<v Speaker 1>out for well, we're rolling dice and we were on

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<v Speaker 1>a heater, and so they brought in the cooler one

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<v Speaker 1>of the floor managers and uh my buddy was rolling

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<v Speaker 1>dice in the corner and they had the on off

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<v Speaker 1>button right there on the tin right and he kept

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<v Speaker 1>tapping the on off button and shooting his dice and

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<v Speaker 1>they kept saying it was too high. They kept saying this,

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<v Speaker 1>that or the other, and we kept winning, and we

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<v Speaker 1>kept winning, and they were like, you can't touch that

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<v Speaker 1>button no more. And he kept of the button. They

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<v Speaker 1>got much of the button, and we kept hitting points

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<v Speaker 1>and as soon as he craft out, they grabbed us

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<v Speaker 1>both my shoulders and walked us right out of the

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<v Speaker 1>Hard Rock, which is a shiphole casino by the way, bums.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I've had some crazy stories in Vegas. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think every casino stories ends up being a horror story,

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<v Speaker 1>except for the old elk Cortez. In the old Vegas,

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<v Speaker 1>the El Cortez was a good place to watch a

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<v Speaker 1>knife fight and roll some dice and be a normal

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<v Speaker 1>human being in Vegas, as opposed to Disney experience. They

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<v Speaker 1>would try and make everybody do it a knife fight?

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<v Speaker 1>A knife fight elk Cortez in the parking garage. You

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<v Speaker 1>see one once a week. Absolutely, I'm down. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. Did you have another one where you were

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<v Speaker 1>swimming with the fishes at the Atlantis and the Bahamas? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I was having jin Martiniz for breakfast for three days

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<v Speaker 1>in a row. Had a little more extracurriculars. And one

0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.839
<v Speaker 1>time I woke up in like a pond. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like like a salt water pond at the Atlantis, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were tortoises, like big old sea tortoises around me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't figure out how I got there, but

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<v Speaker 1>my buddies pulled me out. But I was swimming with

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<v Speaker 1>the with the with the turtles, with turtles. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>had a couple of hairy incidents of the Bahamas too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a wild country. No turtles, no turtles. Uh, Matt, Marv.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we had bad Larry? Did you get ahold of me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But he's going in and out. I think he's got

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<v Speaker 1>bad service that Bernard doesn't take up the same cell second. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he just irish accident on us. I will

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<v Speaker 1>know he's playing golf and I think that he probably

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<v Speaker 1>was like, all right, I'll get my picks in. As

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I got my last pick in click, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go tee off so much better than us, I think. So,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have a horror story dealing from the casino? Cassine? Not? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm allowed at Hakkasan in Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>As long as we steer clear that, I think we'd

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<v Speaker 1>be good. Um, but what happened? Um, it was you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe some contraband really an issue that they aren't too

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<v Speaker 1>fond of those establishments. But you know I was. I

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<v Speaker 1>was way younger back then. Um, but that's the only

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<v Speaker 1>real uh. I think that would be the only real

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<v Speaker 1>thing aside for me. I mean just losing a ton

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<v Speaker 1>of money, which they love. Yeah, I love that. See,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't gamble. And if I get you at a

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<v Speaker 1>craps table, though, when the whole room show, I get it,

0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:24.240
<v Speaker 1>and everybody wants to hit that point, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Or like the old lady at the slot machine with

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<v Speaker 1>the oxygen tank just tugging away on it, that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>get your juices were rolling dice. We're playing a little

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<v Speaker 1>black jack, and we're playing bakara and we're getting weird.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's happening. And if you want to see me

0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.600
<v Speaker 1>piss away a lot of money really fast, watch me

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<v Speaker 1>play black jack. Let's roll dice. I literally have a

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo of a hard six on my shoulder because that's

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<v Speaker 1>what made my life happen. Not A had a hard

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<v Speaker 1>sick Wait, WHOA? I had a hard six. I was

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<v Speaker 1>one years old. You have a tattoo on your shoulder

0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:59.760
<v Speaker 1>herd with flames on it. Yeah, I can't see it

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<v Speaker 1>now because I got my clothes on. Give me a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of hours, a couple, a couple more white cloths.

0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Boys are drinking white cloths to black cherry Baby. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a hundred ten dollars left to my name. I

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<v Speaker 1>was playing two four no limit of twenty one years old,

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<v Speaker 1>first time in Vegas. That really mattered. And I leave

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<v Speaker 1>and go to the craps table with the buddy of

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<v Speaker 1>mine and I put it all hud ten bucks on

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<v Speaker 1>a hard six. They hit the hard six on the

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<v Speaker 1>come out. I par lay it. We hit it again

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<v Speaker 1>right away. I went from a hundred ten to like

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<v Speaker 1>in thirty seconds, and I was losing my and that's

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<v Speaker 1>all it took. I was hooked for life after that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. My Opa taught me how to roll dice

0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:41.440
<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid, to teach me math and probability.

0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Like it worked. I've been rolling dice since I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid man. I love this ship bad. Larry, where'd

0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:56.520
<v Speaker 1>you go? Going? Again? We just we had him, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>where did you go? Staying in the same place I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking. I was giving me my two unit picks. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys went away, No, no, no, but we got

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<v Speaker 1>all your bets, right. I don't know when you cut

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<v Speaker 1>me off. I couldn't. I couldn't. I didn't. I didn't

0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.320
<v Speaker 1>cut you off. I got you Kansas City in the Niners.

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<v Speaker 1>That was your last one two and a half against right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Shay was just telling me some horror stories that he's

0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.040
<v Speaker 1>had at casinos, saying with Dylan, do you do you

0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:33.160
<v Speaker 1>have one that stands out? Um? I know I've been

0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.840
<v Speaker 1>with John Nolan and I and Laurel many of times

0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:39.080
<v Speaker 1>and Mohican fun. Um, Laurel is a better gamble than

0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:45.560
<v Speaker 1>he is. Um, not really, I don't have any. Yeah, Well,

0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:50.640
<v Speaker 1>thanks for calling back for no for no reason. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe have a story, all right, thank you, Larr. I

0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.000
<v Speaker 1>have a story. I think the last time I was there, Um,

0:16:56.400 --> 0:17:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I went and saw one direction at son Yeah, I went.

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<v Speaker 1>I went with my daughters no ship, Yes, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't gamble. You know, we had times before

0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:11.080
<v Speaker 1>the concert. And then my wife goes, well, why don't

0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:15.200
<v Speaker 1>you go play blank Jack? I go, yeah, I don't like.

0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I hate losing. The winning. Is it that elixir where

0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:23.119
<v Speaker 1>I go, Yeah, it's the losing that gets you hooked.

0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:28.600
<v Speaker 1>It's that feeling that addicted to pain. Yeah, but I've

0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:31.960
<v Speaker 1>had that before when I gambled on football. I think

0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm that pain. I was that pain pain. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know to high from winning. I think out like, if

0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.600
<v Speaker 1>you lose, you just get tanked and then forget about it.

0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:46.080
<v Speaker 1>You always have people go, uh, you know if you

0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.639
<v Speaker 1>spend money to go to Broadway, this is the same thing.

0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:51.680
<v Speaker 1>That's what I say. It's a cost of entertainment. Yeah,

0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:55.200
<v Speaker 1>it's a conscious lighting one. Yeah, but when you win

0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:59.040
<v Speaker 1>the craps table. But I'm not getting hammered when I'm

0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:03.800
<v Speaker 1>going to Broadway, you can. I would have to give

0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:06.119
<v Speaker 1>me into a Broadway theater. I guarantee you I'm drunk

0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:08.560
<v Speaker 1>a guarant damn, and it's it'll cost you forty bucks

0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:14.040
<v Speaker 1>a cocktail to maybe an edible maybe mushrooms. I ate

0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:16.040
<v Speaker 1>a whole lot of mushrooms after the Cowboys Long. I

0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:18.479
<v Speaker 1>lost a bunch of money on mushrooms at Mohegan Sun.

0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean I wanted like eleven hundred bucks on slot

0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:22.520
<v Speaker 1>machine and then just went and played fifty dollar hands

0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:24.080
<v Speaker 1>in blackjack until it was gone, And I was like,

0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:28.679
<v Speaker 1>how did I do that? Yeah, that'll happen. Yes, Actually,

0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:30.840
<v Speaker 1>we're going to Mohican Sun the night, so we're next

0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:34.080
<v Speaker 1>week we're gonna recap how Mohican son Wayne. Oh, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>These guys are gonna go see Sandler do his stand

0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.879
<v Speaker 1>up act at Mohegan tonight. You guys, you're getting the

0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.760
<v Speaker 1>v I P treatment there very exactly. But you guys

0:18:42.840 --> 0:18:44.800
<v Speaker 1>better be on your game though tomorrow, don't. I don't

0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:46.600
<v Speaker 1>want you to come coming in here and you know,

0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:48.760
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, you're dicking around and you're like,

0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:51.920
<v Speaker 1>come on, let's go. Every day is super Bowl. It's

0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:55.840
<v Speaker 1>still a week night. Yes, n it's cool night. But

0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:58.280
<v Speaker 1>you guys are hooked up, ready to go. Back room

0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:00.520
<v Speaker 1>guys are going up to see Sam man Field Trey.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll do some uh some recon for the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't do something just to do it and then

0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:09.000
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden you're gonna come in tomorrow. You're

0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:12.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like blue four dollars. But it was good, Condow, No,

0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:14.880
<v Speaker 1>it has to happen or Okay, don't go to bed,

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<v Speaker 1>gonna run the six. Maybe maybe you'll end up in

0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:25.359
<v Speaker 1>the pond with the turtle. That's like, I guess it's

0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:27.400
<v Speaker 1>like a federal crime in the Bahamas to like touch

0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:29.040
<v Speaker 1>of turtle. So they were like, you could have gotten

0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:32.119
<v Speaker 1>locked up like in a four way jail. I just

0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:35.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't know. I didn't know anything about turtles too. I

0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:37.720
<v Speaker 1>guess they were nice to me. But could you imagine

0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:40.800
<v Speaker 1>you're in a prison cell and what are you in for?

0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:44.120
<v Speaker 1>You imagine calling the roommate handy international bail money? Why

0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:50.320
<v Speaker 1>because I kicked the turtle? Where the imagine he's looking

0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:53.560
<v Speaker 1>for the degenerative the year. You can listen to Shay

0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:56.440
<v Speaker 1>and Irving his podcast, that's what it's called Shay and Irving.

0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Wherever you get your podcast, Uh, you look like you

0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:02.080
<v Speaker 1>had no it's there that you're gonna give me some information.

0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just folding the ship up saying, you know, we've

0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:07.560
<v Speaker 1>got a couple more nominations. Last night Kanye West got

0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:10.360
<v Speaker 1>nominated twice, two weeks in a row. Very strong campaign.

0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:14.240
<v Speaker 1>He's up there with Putin. He's a strong running. Yeah,

0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:16.480
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to have anything in common with Putin

0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:20.399
<v Speaker 1>right now, No what Kanye does, it's worth having more

0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:26.160
<v Speaker 1>in common with Kanye or Putin question right now, discover

0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:29.520
<v Speaker 1>all the show. I might have more in common with

0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Putin than I got, hope. So that's wherever you get

0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:36.920
<v Speaker 1>your podcast. It's called Shay and Irvan. Uh. That's it

0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:41.760
<v Speaker 1>for this week. Good luck tonight in for the entire weekend. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, talk to you later. Talk to you next Thursday.