Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, Hello, Dan? Where
Speaker 1: where are we been trying to get ahold of you?
Speaker 1: What time it's time to do the show? I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I am on a golf course, but we haven't eat
Speaker 1: off yet, and I'm sitting here. I didn't hear the
Speaker 1: phone ring. Okay, can I tell you? But don't you
Speaker 1: know that we do this every Thursday at this time? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do, I do. I I told I gotta Texas morning.
Speaker 1: I said, I'll be right. I'm just lowding. I'm lugging
Speaker 1: my golf back to my cart right now. Okay, I
Speaker 1: won't even practice platon Dad. Are you are you ready
Speaker 1: to do this? Because I don't want you to go.
Speaker 1: I didn't have any time him to prepare. Okay, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: let's recap. Where do we stand here with the tabulation?
Speaker 1: Dylan's at plus seven you were even last week, Bad Larry,
Speaker 1: You're at minus twenty one and shay your minus six units. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not real. Okay, all right, we turn our attention
Speaker 1: to this week and uh, Dylan, since you're still the
Speaker 1: clubhouse leader, you get to go first. Alrighty yeah, any
Speaker 1: is there any you know part of the weekend you
Speaker 1: want to kind of recap? Um, let's see, Well, obviously
Speaker 1: my big bet was on Alabama to cover the spread,
Speaker 1: and we know how that went. Obviously, when that wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna happen, I was reading hard for Tennessee. And then
Speaker 1: your big dog parlay. Yeah, shockingly dat lost again. Um,
Speaker 1: Georgia did kick the ship out of Vanderbilt, but U
Speaker 1: T s A me. I also completely forgot the U
Speaker 1: T s A game happened because it was on Friday
Speaker 1: night and Saturday Michigan State seven and a half l
Speaker 1: s U plus three West Virginia moneyline versus Baylor was nice.
Speaker 1: That was Uh, Larry, you want to recap anything from
Speaker 1: over the weekend, Well, couple to start with Thursday night
Speaker 1: when I lost my three team parlor, my three team tea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean my quarterback drops the ball, you take it
Speaker 1: back seven yards on me scoop and score. Then you
Speaker 1: block an extra point and take that back for two
Speaker 1: more points against me, and I'm still going to cover
Speaker 1: the game. And they throw another pick and then I
Speaker 1: was gonna have a winning week, and I missed a
Speaker 1: forty eight yard field goals and then it would have
Speaker 1: been a nice back door cover. Yeah, and then your
Speaker 1: three team ten point teaser didn't turn out well. J
Speaker 1: m U S thanked me on that, So I didn't
Speaker 1: even care about that anymore. If I lost one unit
Speaker 1: for the week, so I won like seven units two
Speaker 1: weeks ago, five units. You know, two steps forward, one
Speaker 1: step back. Keep your head up, Larry, How confident were
Speaker 1: you with your over twenty eight and that bear Thursday
Speaker 1: night game I watched like the first quarter, Justin Fields
Speaker 1: has a guy wide open overthrows him. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: never matter. Yeah, Shah's gross dud. It's gross. First off,
Speaker 1: Troy is dead to me, and I'm faked him this week.
Speaker 1: Um Oakloma State. They should have went out right, TCU
Speaker 1: still fraudulent Illinois one outright. I was happy about that.
Speaker 1: I put in tim bets and lost two units. I'm
Speaker 1: not that upset with myself. Old miss should have covered,
Speaker 1: that's for damn sure. Alright, Uh, NFL recap. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Didn't didn't do well, I didn't
Speaker 1: do what? All right, now we turn our attention to
Speaker 1: this week, Dylan, I'll let you go first. Alrighty Um,
Speaker 1: I'm taking Syracuse and money line against Clemson, my Clemson
Speaker 1: Tigers plus four hundred. I just I don't know the
Speaker 1: Syracuse might actually be legit and I I'm not buying
Speaker 1: Clemson this year, and I'm fading myself. You better hope
Speaker 1: Syracuse defense continues to be great. Yeah, that's your that's
Speaker 1: your hope. Clemson's offense has been mid at best. All right,
Speaker 1: So that's plus four hundred. Yeah, it's gonna be one unit.
Speaker 1: Um going, I'm rolling with l s U minus two
Speaker 1: against Ole Miss not very convincing from all mist one
Speaker 1: and a half old miss. This one and a half.
Speaker 1: Is that a night game? Yes? I think that's seven
Speaker 1: in Death Valley, the other Death Valley. All right, all right?
Speaker 1: What else? I'm going to u c l A plus
Speaker 1: six against Oregon. I actually thought about taking them straight up,
Speaker 1: but I'll take the points. I don't understand this spread
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, it makes no sense to me. You see,
Speaker 1: he's good, but but Oregon after the Georgia game has
Speaker 1: been They won every game since then, haven't they? They
Speaker 1: won five in a row. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just u cel it's got a little magic on six
Speaker 1: is a lot three and a half. I'd understand that.
Speaker 1: But six's being a like Oregon winning by a field
Speaker 1: goal from the game, right, Um. And then in the
Speaker 1: Battle of the Religious Titans, I'm taking b y U
Speaker 1: and Liberty under fifty eight and a half. Liberties d
Speaker 1: is good and fifty and a halfs a lot, all right, Shay,
Speaker 1: college football, I got the fighting, I got b y Un.
Speaker 1: We're learning by U lane A seven against Liberty Liberties
Speaker 1: defense is good. They haven't played anybody like b y
Speaker 1: U yet. Um. That's my heavy bat. That's a mortgage
Speaker 1: bit right there, Danny, that's a tub unit. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I got Kansas State plus three and a half. I
Speaker 1: still don't trust Duggan Dugan, Dugan Dugan, Okay State coming
Speaker 1: off of by Yep, I think it look good. Martinez
Speaker 1: is gonna run all over him at Minnesota. I have
Speaker 1: plus six, Danny up four Okay, Well, that's a movement.
Speaker 1: That's a whole lot of movement in my favor, which
Speaker 1: I like, so I'm going to keep the bat. Uh.
Speaker 1: Then I got Texas Tech lane six and a half
Speaker 1: against the Ears, and then South Bama Jacks minus three
Speaker 1: versus Troy because I hate Troy with a passion. Now
Speaker 1: and we are at the wit baby South Bama winning,
Speaker 1: and you you don't even like Troy Aikman because of
Speaker 1: the name Troy. It's solely his reputation. Okay, bad Larry, Okay.
Speaker 1: One unit of college football's dan Um Rutger's minus the
Speaker 1: three against Indiana Toledo Buffalo going over fifty seven un
Speaker 1: l v. Notre Dame going over forty seven and a half.
Speaker 1: That can go two ways. Notre Dame can blow them
Speaker 1: out or a little thirty thirty hie. And then I
Speaker 1: I'm going back to my law at plus three and
Speaker 1: a half against Rice. There all one units. There have
Speaker 1: been ten times this season a team favored by greater
Speaker 1: than sixteen points losing at home. Notre Dame is the
Speaker 1: only team to have done that twice. Now, but the
Speaker 1: over under at forty seven and a half the fighting Papists,
Speaker 1: I'm right, I'm gonna add a bet in here, just
Speaker 1: because it's been working out well for me. Are you fading, Larry?
Speaker 1: I'm going to fade one of Larry's bets before before
Speaker 1: to hear what. Yeah, it's okay, alright, one of my
Speaker 1: lamb think. I think it's like eleven and half eleven.
Speaker 1: Take it, take it. I like it, you know what, Larry?
Speaker 1: I like your style. Um, I'm gonna take Rice minus
Speaker 1: three and a half against Lattech uh NFL bets here yep. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm hopping back on the Giants under train, and
Speaker 1: I think Giants Jacks is gonna be a bad game.
Speaker 1: You've been on the Giants under train for a while.
Speaker 1: I did. I took a week off last week. Um,
Speaker 1: but it's under forty two, which is an insurmountable amount
Speaker 1: of points for any Giants game. I'm going Ravens my
Speaker 1: six and half against the Browns. My Ravens. They have to.
Speaker 1: I mean they have just blown three terrible games in
Speaker 1: a row. He's blown three in the fourth quarter. Yeah
Speaker 1: that last week. Don't even get dude, Goddamn Giants. Um
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna lay the six and a half with
Speaker 1: the Ravens against the Browns. Um Falcons plus six against
Speaker 1: the Bengals. I'm literally just taking the Falcons spread until
Speaker 1: they don't cover it. America's team right there, six and now,
Speaker 1: I believe the only team undefeated against the spread, and
Speaker 1: they went out right last week against the Niners. Um
Speaker 1: Bears plus eight against the Patriots. Oh, you're not binding
Speaker 1: into Bailey zapping. He looks pretty good, but it's a
Speaker 1: lot and I don't think the Bears and Patriots talent
Speaker 1: wise are that far off quarterbacks aside um. And then
Speaker 1: taking Lions plus seven against the Cowboys, I don't think
Speaker 1: they're gonna win, but I'll take the seven points. I
Speaker 1: would take Cowboys laying six and a half. If you
Speaker 1: would take that number right now, I'll lay one twenty
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, you give me six and a half,
Speaker 1: I'll do that. Donna make that happen. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Mark me down. Done. Can't wait for the Lions. Do
Speaker 1: you have do you have a parlor? I do? Actually?
Speaker 1: Um So, Dan, it's the sports equinox today, all the
Speaker 1: four major sports for major sports, um So, I have
Speaker 1: the astro's money line obviously, the New York Rangers minus
Speaker 1: one and a half, the Saints plus two and a half,
Speaker 1: and the Bucks plus four parlay about ten to one.
Speaker 1: This is a d to the year ship right here.
Speaker 1: It's a National Hall of Day. It's only the twenty
Speaker 1: seventh time it's ever happened. And then there's like two
Speaker 1: on Sunday and Monday again. But Shay, you're ready for
Speaker 1: your NFL picks. Yeah, undefeated as always, Detroit Dallas under
Speaker 1: forty nine and Odacks coming back. But I think there's
Speaker 1: gonna be some glitches in the offense. Uh, Cowboys defense
Speaker 1: is legitimate, not giving up a lot of big plays.
Speaker 1: And that's what the Lions live off. Tennessee Lane two
Speaker 1: and a half against the Colts. I don't understand this line.
Speaker 1: Whenever I don't understand it, up put money on. It
Speaker 1: makes perfect sense to me, smart man. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: it for the NFL. One you each okay? Uh so
Speaker 1: Tennessee monus two and a half. That's home against Maddie Ryan.
Speaker 1: What am I doing? Yeah? Come on, all right? The
Speaker 1: comeback continues for bad layering. Here we go Lar NFL
Speaker 1: two unisease, Dan Arizona minus two hook against the Saints,
Speaker 1: Carolina plust eleven against Tampa Bay. Um, Dylan, you didn't
Speaker 1: even bad amount, Tom Brady at all this week. I'm
Speaker 1: impressed with you. Acker's minus five against Washington. We'll get
Speaker 1: the Tyler Hannick or something. Washington Taylor, Taylor Taylor one
Speaker 1: Kansas City minus a two and a half against Kansas
Speaker 1: City four and one straight up in the last five
Speaker 1: games against San Francisco. That line's funky. You got all
Speaker 1: your numbers, right, Laar, Yeah, you didn't steal them. Maybe
Speaker 1: at first lair, maybe stole your breath away? Good Lord,
Speaker 1: where you go, Lara? Do you think he'd just gave
Speaker 1: us his pick and then then hung up to play golf.
Speaker 1: He slunk away into the night playing golf. He's sitting
Speaker 1: alone in an underpass drinking bud. Why no, friends, I
Speaker 1: did you know Marvin's gonna have to call him back?
Speaker 1: I was wondering, Uh, you know, we we we need
Speaker 1: to take this show on the road, like go to
Speaker 1: a casino maybe, But then I have to know how
Speaker 1: good you guys would be if we went to a cassine.
Speaker 1: Let's say we went to Vegas. Yeah, do you guys
Speaker 1: have any casino horror stories? Just so I would know
Speaker 1: as the boss. I got walked out of the hard
Speaker 1: Rock in Vegas buddy of mine and me got walked
Speaker 1: out for well, we're rolling dice and we were on
Speaker 1: a heater, and so they brought in the cooler one
Speaker 1: of the floor managers and uh my buddy was rolling
Speaker 1: dice in the corner and they had the on off
Speaker 1: button right there on the tin right and he kept
Speaker 1: tapping the on off button and shooting his dice and
Speaker 1: they kept saying it was too high. They kept saying this,
Speaker 1: that or the other, and we kept winning, and we
Speaker 1: kept winning, and they were like, you can't touch that
Speaker 1: button no more. And he kept of the button. They
Speaker 1: got much of the button, and we kept hitting points
Speaker 1: and as soon as he craft out, they grabbed us
Speaker 1: both my shoulders and walked us right out of the
Speaker 1: Hard Rock, which is a shiphole casino by the way, bums.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've had some crazy stories in Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think every casino stories ends up being a horror story,
Speaker 1: except for the old elk Cortez. In the old Vegas,
Speaker 1: the El Cortez was a good place to watch a
Speaker 1: knife fight and roll some dice and be a normal
Speaker 1: human being in Vegas, as opposed to Disney experience. They
Speaker 1: would try and make everybody do it a knife fight?
Speaker 1: A knife fight elk Cortez in the parking garage. You
Speaker 1: see one once a week. Absolutely, I'm down. It's a
Speaker 1: good time. Did you have another one where you were
Speaker 1: swimming with the fishes at the Atlantis and the Bahamas? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was having jin Martiniz for breakfast for three days
Speaker 1: in a row. Had a little more extracurriculars. And one
Speaker 1: time I woke up in like a pond. It was
Speaker 1: like like a salt water pond at the Atlantis, and
Speaker 1: they were tortoises, like big old sea tortoises around me,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't figure out how I got there, but
Speaker 1: my buddies pulled me out. But I was swimming with
Speaker 1: the with the with the turtles, with turtles. I haven't
Speaker 1: had a couple of hairy incidents of the Bahamas too.
Speaker 1: It's a wild country. No turtles, no turtles. Uh, Matt, Marv.
Speaker 1: Do we had bad Larry? Did you get ahold of me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But he's going in and out. I think he's got
Speaker 1: bad service that Bernard doesn't take up the same cell second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought he just irish accident on us. I will
Speaker 1: know he's playing golf and I think that he probably
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I'll get my picks in. As
Speaker 1: soon as I got my last pick in click, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go tee off so much better than us, I think. So,
Speaker 1: do you have a horror story dealing from the casino? Cassine? Not? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm allowed at Hakkasan in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: As long as we steer clear that, I think we'd
Speaker 1: be good. Um, but what happened? Um, it was you know,
Speaker 1: maybe some contraband really an issue that they aren't too
Speaker 1: fond of those establishments. But you know I was. I
Speaker 1: was way younger back then. Um, but that's the only
Speaker 1: real uh. I think that would be the only real
Speaker 1: thing aside for me. I mean just losing a ton
Speaker 1: of money, which they love. Yeah, I love that. See,
Speaker 1: I don't gamble. And if I get you at a
Speaker 1: craps table, though, when the whole room show, I get it,
Speaker 1: and everybody wants to hit that point, I get it.
Speaker 1: Or like the old lady at the slot machine with
Speaker 1: the oxygen tank just tugging away on it, that doesn't
Speaker 1: get your juices were rolling dice. We're playing a little
Speaker 1: black jack, and we're playing bakara and we're getting weird.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening. And if you want to see me
Speaker 1: piss away a lot of money really fast, watch me
Speaker 1: play black jack. Let's roll dice. I literally have a
Speaker 1: tattoo of a hard six on my shoulder because that's
Speaker 1: what made my life happen. Not A had a hard
Speaker 1: sick Wait, WHOA? I had a hard six. I was
Speaker 1: one years old. You have a tattoo on your shoulder
Speaker 1: herd with flames on it. Yeah, I can't see it
Speaker 1: now because I got my clothes on. Give me a
Speaker 1: couple of hours, a couple, a couple more white cloths.
Speaker 1: Boys are drinking white cloths to black cherry Baby. I
Speaker 1: had a hundred ten dollars left to my name. I
Speaker 1: was playing two four no limit of twenty one years old,
Speaker 1: first time in Vegas. That really mattered. And I leave
Speaker 1: and go to the craps table with the buddy of
Speaker 1: mine and I put it all hud ten bucks on
Speaker 1: a hard six. They hit the hard six on the
Speaker 1: come out. I par lay it. We hit it again
Speaker 1: right away. I went from a hundred ten to like
Speaker 1: in thirty seconds, and I was losing my and that's
Speaker 1: all it took. I was hooked for life after that.
Speaker 1: That's it. My Opa taught me how to roll dice
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, to teach me math and probability.
Speaker 1: Like it worked. I've been rolling dice since I was
Speaker 1: a kid man. I love this ship bad. Larry, where'd
Speaker 1: you go? Going? Again? We just we had him, Larry,
Speaker 1: where did you go? Staying in the same place I
Speaker 1: was talking. I was giving me my two unit picks. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys went away, No, no, no, but we got
Speaker 1: all your bets, right. I don't know when you cut
Speaker 1: me off. I couldn't. I couldn't. I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: cut you off. I got you Kansas City in the Niners.
Speaker 1: That was your last one two and a half against right, Okay.
Speaker 1: Shay was just telling me some horror stories that he's
Speaker 1: had at casinos, saying with Dylan, do you do you
Speaker 1: have one that stands out? Um? I know I've been
Speaker 1: with John Nolan and I and Laurel many of times
Speaker 1: and Mohican fun. Um, Laurel is a better gamble than
Speaker 1: he is. Um, not really, I don't have any. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for calling back for no for no reason. I thought,
Speaker 1: maybe have a story, all right, thank you, Larr. I
Speaker 1: have a story. I think the last time I was there, Um,
Speaker 1: I went and saw one direction at son Yeah, I went.
Speaker 1: I went with my daughters no ship, Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: and I didn't gamble. You know, we had times before
Speaker 1: the concert. And then my wife goes, well, why don't
Speaker 1: you go play blank Jack? I go, yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 1: I hate losing. The winning. Is it that elixir where
Speaker 1: I go, Yeah, it's the losing that gets you hooked.
Speaker 1: It's that feeling that addicted to pain. Yeah, but I've
Speaker 1: had that before when I gambled on football. I think
Speaker 1: I'm that pain. I was that pain pain. I don't
Speaker 1: know to high from winning. I think out like, if
Speaker 1: you lose, you just get tanked and then forget about it.
Speaker 1: You always have people go, uh, you know if you
Speaker 1: spend money to go to Broadway, this is the same thing.
Speaker 1: That's what I say. It's a cost of entertainment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a conscious lighting one. Yeah, but when you win
Speaker 1: the craps table. But I'm not getting hammered when I'm
Speaker 1: going to Broadway, you can. I would have to give
Speaker 1: me into a Broadway theater. I guarantee you I'm drunk
Speaker 1: a guarant damn, and it's it'll cost you forty bucks
Speaker 1: a cocktail to maybe an edible maybe mushrooms. I ate
Speaker 1: a whole lot of mushrooms after the Cowboys Long. I
Speaker 1: lost a bunch of money on mushrooms at Mohegan Sun.
Speaker 1: I mean I wanted like eleven hundred bucks on slot
Speaker 1: machine and then just went and played fifty dollar hands
Speaker 1: in blackjack until it was gone, And I was like,
Speaker 1: how did I do that? Yeah, that'll happen. Yes, Actually,
Speaker 1: we're going to Mohican Sun the night, so we're next
Speaker 1: week we're gonna recap how Mohican son Wayne. Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1: These guys are gonna go see Sandler do his stand
Speaker 1: up act at Mohegan tonight. You guys, you're getting the
Speaker 1: v I P treatment there very exactly. But you guys
Speaker 1: better be on your game though tomorrow, don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want you to come coming in here and you know,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you're dicking around and you're like,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go. Every day is super Bowl. It's
Speaker 1: still a week night. Yes, n it's cool night. But
Speaker 1: you guys are hooked up, ready to go. Back room
Speaker 1: guys are going up to see Sam man Field Trey.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll do some uh some recon for the podcast,
Speaker 1: but don't do something just to do it and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're gonna come in tomorrow. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be like blue four dollars. But it was good, Condow, No,
Speaker 1: it has to happen or Okay, don't go to bed,
Speaker 1: gonna run the six. Maybe maybe you'll end up in
Speaker 1: the pond with the turtle. That's like, I guess it's
Speaker 1: like a federal crime in the Bahamas to like touch
Speaker 1: of turtle. So they were like, you could have gotten
Speaker 1: locked up like in a four way jail. I just
Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't know anything about turtles too. I
Speaker 1: guess they were nice to me. But could you imagine
Speaker 1: you're in a prison cell and what are you in for?
Speaker 1: You imagine calling the roommate handy international bail money? Why
Speaker 1: because I kicked the turtle? Where the imagine he's looking
Speaker 1: for the degenerative the year. You can listen to Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving his podcast, that's what it's called Shay and Irving.
Speaker 1: Wherever you get your podcast, Uh, you look like you
Speaker 1: had no it's there that you're gonna give me some information.
Speaker 1: I'm just folding the ship up saying, you know, we've
Speaker 1: got a couple more nominations. Last night Kanye West got
Speaker 1: nominated twice, two weeks in a row. Very strong campaign.
Speaker 1: He's up there with Putin. He's a strong running. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want to have anything in common with Putin
Speaker 1: right now, No what Kanye does, it's worth having more
Speaker 1: in common with Kanye or Putin question right now, discover
Speaker 1: all the show. I might have more in common with
Speaker 1: Putin than I got, hope. So that's wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcast. It's called Shay and Irvan. Uh. That's it
Speaker 1: for this week. Good luck tonight in for the entire weekend. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, talk to you later. Talk to you next Thursday.