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Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something

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Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan

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Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Larry, Hello, Dan? Where

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Speaker 1: where are we been trying to get ahold of you?

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Speaker 1: What time it's time to do the show? I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: I am on a golf course, but we haven't eat

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Speaker 1: know that we do this every Thursday at this time? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do, I do. I I told I gotta Texas morning.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'll be right. I'm just lowding. I'm lugging

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Speaker 1: won't even practice platon Dad. Are you are you ready

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Speaker 1: let's recap. Where do we stand here with the tabulation?

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Speaker 1: Dylan's at plus seven you were even last week, Bad Larry,

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Speaker 1: You're at minus twenty one and shay your minus six units. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not real. Okay, all right, we turn our attention

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Speaker 1: to this week and uh, Dylan, since you're still the

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Speaker 1: and we know how that went. Obviously, when that wasn't

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Speaker 1: That was Uh, Larry, you want to recap anything from

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Speaker 1: I mean my quarterback drops the ball, you take it

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Speaker 1: the game. And they throw another pick and then I

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Speaker 1: step back. Keep your head up, Larry, How confident were

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Speaker 1: night game I watched like the first quarter, Justin Fields

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Speaker 1: never matter. Yeah, Shah's gross dud. It's gross. First off,

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Speaker 1: Um Oakloma State. They should have went out right, TCU

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Speaker 1: this week, Dylan, I'll let you go first. Alrighty Um,

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Speaker 1: Syracuse defense continues to be great. Yeah, that's your that's

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Speaker 1: We're learning by U lane A seven against Liberty Liberties

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Speaker 1: bit right there, Danny, that's a tub unit. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: plus six, Danny up four Okay, Well, that's a movement.

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Speaker 1: because it's been working out well for me. Are you fading, Larry?

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Speaker 1: I like your style. Um, I'm gonna take Rice minus

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Speaker 1: into Bailey zapping. He looks pretty good, but it's a

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Speaker 1: taking Lions plus seven against the Cowboys, I don't think

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Speaker 1: I'll do that. Donna make that happen. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: you have do you have a parlor? I do? Actually?

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Speaker 1: and the Bucks plus four parlay about ten to one.

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Speaker 1: This is a d to the year ship right here.

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Speaker 1: It's a National Hall of Day. It's only the twenty

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Speaker 1: seventh time it's ever happened. And then there's like two

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Speaker 1: on Sunday and Monday again. But Shay, you're ready for

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Speaker 1: your NFL picks. Yeah, undefeated as always, Detroit Dallas under

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Speaker 1: And that's what the Lions live off. Tennessee Lane two

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Speaker 1: and a half against the Colts. I don't understand this line.

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Speaker 1: two unisease, Dan Arizona minus two hook against the Saints,

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Speaker 1: Carolina plust eleven against Tampa Bay. Um, Dylan, you didn't

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Speaker 1: impressed with you. Acker's minus five against Washington. We'll get

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Speaker 1: your numbers, right, Laar, Yeah, you didn't steal them. Maybe

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Speaker 1: at first lair, maybe stole your breath away? Good Lord,

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Speaker 1: where you go, Lara? Do you think he'd just gave

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Speaker 1: alone in an underpass drinking bud. Why no, friends, I

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Speaker 1: did you know Marvin's gonna have to call him back?

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Speaker 1: I was wondering, Uh, you know, we we we need

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Speaker 1: Let's say we went to Vegas. Yeah, do you guys

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Speaker 1: as the boss. I got walked out of the hard

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Speaker 1: Rock in Vegas buddy of mine and me got walked

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Speaker 1: they kept saying it was too high. They kept saying this,

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