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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously the

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Speaker 1: most important ship in the whole freaking universe. Today we

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Speaker 1: talk about touring gildo factories or just like Harry Men,

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Speaker 1: fetish it. We're looking at the autopsy. He died way

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Speaker 1: before that. I remember the Pegasus. So well, roll on this,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna bar here we go. Start your engines ring

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Speaker 1: minging ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming. Whoa, and we're being

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Speaker 1: let's go so close. Has been gone for a few days.

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Speaker 1: She's you know, visiting her family, and I'm left to

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Speaker 1: my own devices. We know what that means. We know

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Speaker 1: what that means, your iPad and your iPhone, all the devices. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I uh, I almost died to night. What happened? What happened? God,

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Speaker 1: let's unpack this. I don't know when I turned it on.

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Speaker 1: It must have been like the day that she left

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Speaker 1: the stove, oh boy, And I had it on for

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Speaker 1: like legit almost three days, like the burner or like

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Speaker 1: the oven, the gas like it was all the way

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Speaker 1: to the summer, so you couldn't even see the flame.

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Speaker 1: So it was just on and I have it's cold,

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Speaker 1: so I have all the windows shut and my ears

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Speaker 1: being heird. So I'm just kind of running my fireplace.

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Speaker 1: So I'm running the fireplace, had the gas, and then

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Speaker 1: I turned the fireplace off because I'm smelling like rotten eggs.

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Speaker 1: Good job. I'm like who farted? And diarrhea. And it

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Speaker 1: was like several days of me going like something stinks.

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Speaker 1: I'm like taking showers, going like do I stink? Like ship?

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Speaker 1: Am I like just putrid smelling? Did I see? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Am I sleeping in my oh man a seat? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like looking through like I check underneath the

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Speaker 1: cushions on the couch and everything taking like did I?

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Speaker 1: Because also I'm I've been a kind of a miss

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Speaker 1: this weekend. I also puts this weekend and my eye exploded.

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Speaker 1: You look insane. Happens when the I drank too. No,

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Speaker 1: I had some people over. There's a boat boat parade

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Speaker 1: down here, so like I had some people over. We

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Speaker 1: all sat outside, we drank. Everybody left, and then my

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Speaker 1: one buddy Jeff was like, y'all sit around and drink

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Speaker 1: with you for you guys know him as Tater Salad.

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Speaker 1: He's a big fan of the podcast, so so he

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Speaker 1: up Data Salad shout out. So Tato Salad was was

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Speaker 1: kicking it and he was like, yeah, I'll drink with

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Speaker 1: you for a few hours. And so then I just

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Speaker 1: ended up pounding like eight aslums, just like shop by them.

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Speaker 1: And we know that three gets you drunk. Three pretty

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Speaker 1: lights my ass up. So can you shotgun fucking Ashwin's

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Speaker 1: just you get shotgun anything if anything. Yeah, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the only way I was going to come back to drinking. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: you were saying yeah, and I was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was too It wasn't that I puked, it was

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Speaker 1: I was too full to go to sleep. You know

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Speaker 1: that feeling when you're like when you're drunk and you're

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Speaker 1: within me, And so I made myself comfi. And then

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Speaker 1: Because it was the next day that it was like this,

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Speaker 1: I've been playing that it's my fitness, but I know

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Speaker 1: it's I just didn't want to tell the internet that

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Speaker 1: the internet you were gagging so hard and vessel not.

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Speaker 1: I love that the tongue is like all the way out.

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Speaker 1: So then the next day I wake up in my

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Speaker 1: whole house reeks of of like rotten eggs in my

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Speaker 1: puke somewhere, And for like a full day and a half,

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Speaker 1: I'm going like I'm must a puked. I'm like some

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Speaker 1: puke got somewhere that I don't know, or I got

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Speaker 1: checking every inch of my house until I realized, like

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Speaker 1: I go to like microwaves something, and i'd like am

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Speaker 1: close to stove and it's like hot touch and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: had the gas on for like two and a half days.

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Speaker 1: Dude leaking out and I'm smoking weed inside the clothes gone,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm having a good time. I'm the light

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Speaker 1: personifying the gas for every time you're like lighting a

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Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, we could have just exploded that.

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Speaker 1: You know what I think it. I think what saves

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Speaker 1: me is I always smoke even when Chloe's gone. Save

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Speaker 1: he was Chloe, Cloe is your angel brother. When Chloe's gone,

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Speaker 1: I don't love the smell of stale. We'd smoke in

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Speaker 1: I'm standing by the door. You have fire on You

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Speaker 1: definitely had the fire, which is fire, dude, which is

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Speaker 1: straight up fire. I don't know how the house could exploded.

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Speaker 1: I know, dude, it was some final destination ship, like

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Speaker 1: you know, like there's like twenty different ways. I would

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Speaker 1: think you were going to die at him, But I

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Speaker 1: didn't know you were going to be like the homie

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Speaker 1: and lights and slas on fire. Well, it wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: been a cigarette. Can you imagine the autopsy give twenty

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Speaker 1: years you were if you fell asleep, vomited, choked on

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Speaker 1: they'd be like, he obviously goes an explosion, and then

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Speaker 1: something like he was super drunk off of three. Actually

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Speaker 1: we're looking at the autopsy. He died way before that.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't the Ashen's fault too. I also was mixing.

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Speaker 1: There's always a there's always a point in the night

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Speaker 1: when when it turns where it's like you no longer

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Speaker 1: taste alcohol. And you were like, because your tongue just

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Speaker 1: gets tacked over. Yeah, you lost your sense of taste. Bro,

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Speaker 1: that's COVID or taste anything. And I'm running a fever.

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Speaker 1: What's happening anyway to see at the airport? And uh no,

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Speaker 1: And I was mixing vodka in the accel and and

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Speaker 1: that that's what that over. And I had about six

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Speaker 1: it wasn't that you were full. Is that you just

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Speaker 1: put a bunch of vodka in your body and needed

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Speaker 1: to puke it out. That is correct. And also the

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Speaker 1: amount of full of poison I was fully extended because

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you guys haven't seen my midsection right now,

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Speaker 1: but it's tight. I feel like we're I feel like

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Speaker 1: you're posting it. No, I'm never showing the torso I'm

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Speaker 1: always covered, So then it's probably not that tight. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of pet shots. I'll be honest, it's tight

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Speaker 1: for me. It's tight for me. Normally it's like pretty flabby,

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Speaker 1: but it's pretty tight for me. I do think you

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Speaker 1: poison in your body and your body's like no, no,

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Speaker 1: but I made myself puke and I didn't. You're smart,

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Speaker 1: you know that. When I know that, I gotta I

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Speaker 1: gotta get it out. Yeah. If I'm going to go

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Speaker 1: to bed, well, you're a control freak and you weren't

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Speaker 1: gonna let your body take control of you. You said,

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Speaker 1: I got this someone to beat it to it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm showing him who's boss. Still gonna send it. I'm

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Speaker 1: an out of control control freak. Still gonna send it.

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Speaker 1: Out of control control freak. I like that. Yeah. Man.

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Speaker 1: Previously we have talked about like how many lives you

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Speaker 1: think you have left? That's that's too you spent skipped

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Speaker 1: puking from being drunk. That's a life that you're taking away.

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Speaker 1: then okay, then the fire the fire thing. The fire

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Speaker 1: thing is absolutely one. Yeah, I'm not by the way,

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Speaker 1: I'm not arguing that the times I puked in my

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Speaker 1: sleep that I couldn't have died. I didn't puke in

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Speaker 1: my sleep. There's no puking in my sleep. I was

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Speaker 1: fully awake when I puke. Well, yeah, that's because you

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Speaker 1: if you would have passed out puked in your sleep,

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Speaker 1: that's was good on you. So you actually avoided in

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Speaker 1: your death experience by puking. This one though, for the

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Speaker 1: house exploding, yeah, yeah it was. It was my angel

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Speaker 1: Chloe whispering to me. Did you guys know this that

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Speaker 1: do smell it. I didn't know that. I did not

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Speaker 1: know that. That's very smart. That night that I actually

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Speaker 1: figured it out, uh, I was. I was on a

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Speaker 1: You know, last night kind of went but I am

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Speaker 1: like freaking out, just like smelling my house, smelling there

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Speaker 1: any things and like looking up like natural gas and farts.

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Speaker 1: What a google farts right before you die? Yeah, fart

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Speaker 1: smells so now I actually learned that. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: holding it around like a cell phone, trying to get

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't it wouldn't know. It's that was a joke.

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Speaker 1: It was teasing you were I know, the battery operated one.

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Speaker 1: Just in case doomsday hits. I want to be able

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Speaker 1: to detect ship. Just hold it and detected zombies and ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if there's like an earthquake or whatever, I need to know,

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Speaker 1: I want to put that ship on my fucking body.

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Speaker 1: But my eye, my eye does look absolutely insane. Check

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Speaker 1: that out killing it. Happy New Year. You're bringing in

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Speaker 1: the new year with it. Oh, bro, that's definitely a pop.

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Speaker 1: Best look at that is Dennis Quaid in your eye?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure it's not an inner Space situation movie.

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Speaker 1: Uh dang, I hope that you're not happening there. I'm

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Speaker 1: not positive. I don't know. Is this a backdoor podcast

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Speaker 1: to movie that's happening right now? Are we setting the table?

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Speaker 1: This is my sideways pitch where it's like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's my eye. It must have been from when I

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Speaker 1: got really drunk last night, slash Dennis Quaid. Why don't

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Speaker 1: we do our version of inner Space? We would kill it.

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Speaker 1: That movie would be funny as fuck. Yeah, yeah, cool

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Speaker 1: as sets. I called Dennis Quaid, Let's do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. I'm in Hey, Netflix or whoever w

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Speaker 1: B Yeah, an Orian anybody? Oh Ryan? What was your

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Speaker 1: guy's favorite movie title card from back in the day?

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Speaker 1: Like Touchstone, Oriyan, try Star Pictures? Try Star was dude?

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Speaker 1: What's that one with the Pegasus that came out right before?

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Speaker 1: What was it? Like? Labyrinth? Rambo, First Blood Part two?

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Speaker 1: The only one that comes to mind? Who was the

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Speaker 1: one at the beginning Ninja Turtles that like blue? Oh

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Speaker 1: that's my ship. I want the new Line shirt please?

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Speaker 1: New Line was hard that I saw in the driving

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Speaker 1: and was like, what is that? Did they make this?

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Speaker 1: Like that's fucking cool. And I thought they made only turtles.

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Speaker 1: I think did you just say Dark Crystal? I think

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Speaker 1: that was was that not Lucasfilms or like Henton Pictures

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, I'm just trying to remember the Pegasus

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Speaker 1: so well from the Drive Star, but I don't remember

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Speaker 1: what flicks you guys, you're forgetting the Master of it all.

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Speaker 1: The lion dude, MGM, Yeah, I don't have any like

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Speaker 1: prostitutes in prim Yes, for sure. Out is that where

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Speaker 1: the Bunny ranches? Is it? There is? Where is it?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, really, you have the same weird dick.

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Speaker 1: loved it. Did well, It did really well, and we

422
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 1: were like, holy sh it, I think people are actually

423
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,719
Speaker 1: gonna like the show. And we partied like we had

424
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: just won the NBA finals, were like out that night.

425
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: We're like yeah, And it was like three am or

426
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: four am, and we're in South beachs somewharen. It's our

427
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 1: first time there, and we're just like partying our faces off,

428
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: and I remember we were at some like karaoke place

429
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 1: but in bar, and I can't remember exactly where we were.

430
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 1: But some girl comes up to me and she's like

431
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 1: a babe, dude, and she's just like chopping me up.

432
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I must just be throwing out like

433
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: mad confident aura because the show just premiered and did

434
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: so great, and I'm like on the rosby, like throwing

435
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 1: it out right now. And she's like, do you want

436
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: to come back to my room? It's I have a

437
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: hotel room right next door, and I'm like, uh, yeah,

438
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: I do. But then I was thinking, I was like, oh,

439
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 1: I'm so fucked up right now, like I'm like acting.

440
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're really drunk. I'm not gonna be able

441
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: to have sex with this girl. And so I'm like,

442
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: you know what, I gotta go splash some water in

443
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 1: my face to get up for this situation. So I'm like,

444
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: hang on a second, babe, and I go into the bathroom.

445
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: I gotta go puke all this poison myself folly exactly, Kyle,

446
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: and so I flashed some water in my face. I

447
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: was like, all right, you can do this, and I

448
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,239
Speaker 1: go back out, and then I see her chopping up

449
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 1: some other just like dumpy dude, just just chopping him up,

450
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 1: and he's going in. He like touches her lower back

451
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: and like walks away with her. And then I see

452
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 1: she has a scorpion tattoo on her thigh, and I'm like, oh,

453
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: I think, uh, I think she was a prostitute. And

454
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: I just him too drunk and to uh naive to

455
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: not notice that. Remember the part two of that is

456
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: that there was this one just the star of the

457
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: show that night. That's right. He was probably five ft

458
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: four hundred pounds and he was probably like eighteen in

459
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: a day or twenty young dude, and he was just

460
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: full on sexuality dancing in the middle of this entire

461
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: careaoke this and he look everybody directly in the eyes,

462
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: and Miami's different. He also got arrested for being a prostitute.

463
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: We're like, who's this guy? He's killing it? Did he

464
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: really did? We stay on stage and like play fucking

465
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: bongos and ship that night and like like hella late,

466
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: like we were jammed. I did Tina Turners. We don't

467
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: need another hero. I want to say Isaac did like

468
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: some some eighties punk. Isaac's our manager. I just remember

469
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: like commondeering the drums. I'm glad that we have Dirs

470
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: here to remember all the details. Later at night, it

471
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: got fuzzy for me. I can't remember noting Miami is

472
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: the best. It's so underrated, Miami Psycho. And then we

473
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 1: went back to the hotel and we're like all going

474
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: in our rooms, but we're like right next to each other,

475
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: and there's balconies outside and so the look in the ocean.

476
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: But it's like a horseshoe shaped hotel, and we were

477
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: on the middle part of the horseshoe and all of

478
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 1: a sudden, goes Holy ship, dudes, He's like to come

479
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 1: out of the balcony and he's like he's like, he's like,

480
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: I think you guys want to come out here, and

481
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 1: we all come out on our individual balconies and look

482
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: out and there's just some guy with all the lights

483
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: on his hotel room just having a full blown threesome,

484
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: just just going for it. As the sun was coming

485
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: up and it was it was like the sun was

486
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: coming up and we were like, I guess, I guess

487
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: this is our lives now watching people. So we're kind

488
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: of the heart of Orgies. Now this is stout from

489
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: my football field away. This is uh, this is our

490
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: lives now. It was crazy. Yeah, that was like it

491
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: was like four thirty to five in the morning. We

492
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: watched that happened as the sun went up and just memories.

493
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: That was cool because that was like the first time

494
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: we all had our own hotel rooms. Before that, we

495
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: were like sharing. Yeah, we were like a traveling circus,

496
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: just jam packed. Yeah. I would sleep in the closet.

497
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: I don't know who got the beds, and now probably

498
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: DERs and Adam got the beds. We oh, well, do

499
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 1: we want to tell that story? What's that story we're telling?

500
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: It's story time story. No, No, this is before, it

501
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 1: is before everything. When we were doing a national lampoon, Oh,

502
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: I know where you're going with the tour, and we

503
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: were all in a hotel room together and came back

504
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: from the club. I was recording this somewhere. I was

505
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: not there. I have the recording. Kyle has a recording.

506
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: Just if you're imagining I'm at our house. Yes, Kyle's

507
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: back in l A missing us recording albums that you've heard. Yeah,

508
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: he's recording lonely albums about alienship. That's exactly what was

509
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,239
Speaker 1: going on. We're on tour in is this Chicago? This

510
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: happened right? And we get some deep dish pizza because

511
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: I was like, we gotta get it. We go out

512
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: for where were we performing? Though we were where the

513
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: same We're performing at the Zanys in Vernon Hills. Hill

514
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: got out Vernon Hills and we swapped out a city

515
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: name in our sketch for wake Egan and played pretty

516
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: good if I remember it, got to laugh every time.

517
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: So we get back to the hotel from the bars,

518
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: slammered and there's pizza, and Blake and Adam are fighting

519
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: about like whose arms are bigger or something. Yes, it

520
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,959
Speaker 1: was I have the biggest arms and lemmings real and

521
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: then probably the realist argument we've ever been in, and

522
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: I'm just like, well, it's the thing is that it's

523
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: not an argument. It's measurable. It's not like no, but

524
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: don't forget something else because you claimed a bed and

525
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: he was like, that's my bed. And then you threw

526
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: his stuff onto another bed. He threw pizza in my

527
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: ask yet not yet yet, not yet. I thought he

528
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: puked in the limo and lied about it. I didn't.

529
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: I didn't lie about it. No, you did, pu though.

530
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: I get pubed because you ate Hello. There was like

531
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: Chinese food, continental dinner at the hotel. It was let

532
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: start at the beginning. There is no Jillian was there.

533
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: We gotta ask her and they started. So we went

534
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: out and this was the night before the show. We

535
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: got in our director Jay Legott r I p the

536
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: man he passed away. He got us a limo and

537
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm gonna take you guys out of the town,

538
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: say Chicago, and we're like, oh, hell yeah. So we

539
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: getting the limo. Right before the limo, the hotel we

540
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: were staying at had all you can eat free bud light, Yes,

541
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: all you could day bud light and all you could

542
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: eat eggs. And I'm like, you know, I'm the poor.

543
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: We were crushing it. I'm like, I was like, we're broke.

544
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: I was like twenty years old. I didn't go on

545
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: the trip because they were gonna pay me seventy five

546
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: dollars for like six days worth of work, and I'm like, dude,

547
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: it was a whole scam. I don't want to get

548
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: into that again. It was worth it because it was

549
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: great stories, but I had no money, and so I

550
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm gonna eat all the

551
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: egg rolls I can handle now. We were all crushing

552
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: them to build a base, so I don't have to

553
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: eat dinner later. This is smart, So I don't want

554
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: to pay for dinner, and so I ate like fifteen

555
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: egg rolls or something and was just chugging the bud

556
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: light and that didn't go well in the guts we

557
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: get in the limo, I want to say, I want

558
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: to say that. They also like said they're like, okay, hey,

559
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: it's six pm. The bud light and egg rolls are over.

560
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: And then they just like closed doors on like a

561
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: cabinet to a keg, and we were like, okay, we'll stop.

562
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: And then for another hour we just opened the cabinet

563
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: and we kept drinking and getting hammered. And then yes,

564
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: we were hammered. But when we got into that limo

565
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: going out for the night, and then the limo topped

566
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: out with egg rolls and bud light, egg rolls that's it.

567
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: How many people in the limo. There's like nine. It's

568
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: like yeah, it's like we're packed in. And I remember

569
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: I act in the limo and uh like the beginning

570
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: of the night, and and I'm like, I'm so sorry,

571
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: and we're like Jesus and the guys all pissed at me.

572
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,959
Speaker 1: But we had him for the night. And I'm like,

573
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: I know to do and he's like fun. And we

574
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: get to the place. Everyone's kind of sulted me that

575
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: I peeked in the limo and I'm like, I'm sorry.

576
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: I didn't me too. But then we I rallied and

577
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: we continued and we go out for the full night.

578
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: This is another one of your lives. By the way,

579
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: I vomited from alcohol poisoning. Rallied, kept drinking. Isn't that

580
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: what happened. Yes, that's what I'm saying. One of another

581
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: one of your lives. It's gonna live lives. I thought

582
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: you said lies at him. No, no, no, dude, no,

583
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: no lies here. This is all true, zero lives. Yeah,

584
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm to I remember it. This is honest,

585
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:57,239
Speaker 1: abe over here, man. And and so then we go

586
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: out and then we had a great night. I remember,

587
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: there's like fun photos of that night and we all

588
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: look really sloppy. There's really funny photos of Blake looking

589
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: like just a spicy fifty five year old divorcee who

590
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: had one too many Margarita's. I definitely had my pants

591
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: off in the limo on the way home. That's so yeah.

592
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: So when did the turmoil begin? So on the way home,

593
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,479
Speaker 1: you take your pants off. They're they're fighting about something

594
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: that wasn't arms, and then it got into who's got

595
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: the biggest arms, and this is what I think it was.

596
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: I think Adam like collapsed onto what it was Blake's

597
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: bad and so then he was like get off, and

598
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: he goes here, throw yourself and he threw his stuff

599
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,479
Speaker 1: onto the other bed, which is just not that's not koshure,

600
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: you don't do that. But everyone's drunk. And then Blake

601
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: was just like no, put it back, and you're like, no,

602
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: I'm already sleeping here. And then who threw pizza into

603
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: Who's butt? Somebody took a piece of pizza and then

604
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: just like threw it into somebody's ut. What actually happened

605
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: was Blake fell onto my bed and Blake moved I

606
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: think he moved my ship onto the other bed, and

607
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,720
Speaker 1: he's like, I get this bed. I'm like, I already

608
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: called that bed. And then he had his pants hanging off,

609
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 1: and I go, well, if you're gonna if you're gonna

610
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: lay on what I claimed is my bed, I'm gonna

611
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: throw this leftover deep dish pizza in your asshole. His

612
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: ass was hanging out. He hit his entire ass just

613
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: up in the I'm like, come on, man, why is

614
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: your whole ass hanging used to get like pull your

615
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 1: pants like dangerously down when you were drunk, you love,

616
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: They're still they're down right now. I stand up, stand up,

617
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 1: We're finally going to see the butte. They'll be pulling

618
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: it up. You're pulling it up, see it all the

619
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: way down. So yeah, look it's that. Here's a whole

620
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: asshole is hanging out of his pants down. I'm from

621
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: the bay, dude, We sag. Bro oh yeah, no one,

622
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: no one anywhere else SAgs Yeah. I guess that's only

623
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: a bay anyway. So I threw deep directly into Blake's asshole.

624
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: And here's the taste where you got all up. Yeah.

625
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: I've seen those things everywhere. I think were staying everywhere,

626
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: You're sucking all over the shoot. You do want me

627
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: in street? Silly right now? Silly? Yes, you're drunk. I'm

628
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: not wrong, dude, you're wrong. I got a lot to night.

629
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: You're not. I didn't take a drink after that. I

630
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: drink since you guys rank since then a lot I

631
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Speaker 1: did not? Right? So why st and like? Because why

632
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: would you do that? You bother me? Is that anger?

633
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: Is just you father the bunk out of me. Dude,

634
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: I don't think you don't bother me. I don't think

635
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: that your motherfucking as I can think that the dude

636
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: maybe sucking un control. You're funking absolute the ball and

637
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: learn this that I don't such like fucking dude gets ship?

638
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: You really care about the ship? I don't really care

639
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: about the ship. WoT stop tell me now? I know

640
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: what Now if you care about my fucking but hanging out,

641
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: I'll stop. I'll work pants all the time. Okay, okay,

642
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: you gotta juice, motherfucker. Don't jump in the camera with

643
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: your asking and now one's commenting a stocking laptop picture.

644
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: Don't do it because I don't like your asshole with

645
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: your white STU fucking do you much pooping? You You

646
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: gotta rode bro. Honestly, I missed the fucking Lemmons with

647
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: the vegas arms. Just don't do that day, dude. It's

648
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 1: sucking like an idiot. Dude. Okay, dude, really is it? Okay? Yeah, swear? Okay,

649
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: they were cold. We're cool, you know, more bunch, that's

650
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: the new We're cool. Okay, no more about okay, no

651
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: more budge. You can't. You can't fucking show your budget

652
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: new rooms room. You really want that? What you really

653
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: want that? Yeah? Really want us to call each other

654
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: out on that? Dude. I let out the hops us

655
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: to go on. I feel like we were cool with that.

656
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: I thought that was okay. And then they goes doing

657
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: something bad by Lane in the bit dude, because we

658
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: just did it in our fucking last room. Dude, I

659
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: don't want to get like, you know what, you don't

660
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: want to do it because most fucker's recording the whole thing.

661
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: All right, Yes, guys here, it's gonna be good, though.

662
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: I find it's just on you who it's on me. No,

663
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: that's on me, just on me too. I haven't done

664
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: anything that's a hotel will charge me for or the

665
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: fucking limos because the home with charge for build and

666
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: the hotel will charge for bea and sauce. You're overreacting.

667
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: That was a second ago. I know it cover song,

668
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: I know, and then I said no, because you wouldn't it.

669
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: I mean, you are right, yes, and we're back and

670
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: we're back. So that what had happened was they were arguing.

671
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm laying on the cock because I think I just

672
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: called the cot and I call Kyle to be like, yo,

673
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: these dudes are going at it. He didn't pick up.

674
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,240
Speaker 1: It went to voicemail, so I just kind of helped

675
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: my BlackBerry up for the voicemail to record it all.

676
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: Kyle got it and then he said it to like

677
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: sad piano music. So kudos to Kyle for setting the

678
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: to him. That one is so unreal. It was the

679
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: best thing to wake up to. It's like, there's no

680
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: more butts, there's no more butts in mail or right, fine,

681
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: it's so serious. We will joke about it, jokes. Right,

682
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: there's too much, dude. There was a lot stacking up, man,

683
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: that's when we were all broke. Come on, dude, yeah,

684
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: there was a lot coming out. Yeah, well yeah, National

685
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: Lampoon was really really taking advantage of us many I

686
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: like trying to strike and everyone was like no, and

687
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, that was wild, dude. They really got a

688
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: lot for nothing out of us. I'm gonna get into

689
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: this for a second. I do remember, like all of

690
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: us got together, all the actors and writers of the

691
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: sketch tour that it was going to be got together

692
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: for the National Lampoon Lemmings. So Lemmings was a big

693
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: thing in the seventies, allegedly. I'm trying to be like

694
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: kind of not super specific because I don't know, well,

695
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: you can find it. There's stick as photos of us

696
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 1: and Ramming is two point oh fucking rock bro. We're

697
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: gonna post that. And so I remember we all got

698
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: together to like pow wow with all of us. It

699
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: was us and then eight other people maybe, and I'm like,

700
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: I think maybe if we get paid eight hundred dollars

701
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: a week, that'd be pretty good. And everyone's like, are

702
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 1: you kidding me? That's peanuts. We should be getting two

703
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a week. And I was like, yeah, that'd

704
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: be great, that'd be sick. And then I think we

705
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: dialed back to dollars was the least we would take.

706
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: And then everyone's like, cool, we all ate pizza. And

707
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: we went to the office the next week to rehearse

708
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 1: and it goes, okay, so everyone's gonna get six and

709
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: fifty dollars a week, and I go, we're not gonna

710
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: do that, and everyone goes, that sounds awesome, let's do this.

711
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: Everybody folded and I was immediately I became the biggest dick,

712
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: which I know you guys think I am, but I

713
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: was like, I know, we're not gonna do this. And

714
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: somebody pulled me aside and he goes, look, man, from

715
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: the beginning of cave men painting on caves, artists have

716
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: been getting screwed over like this, and I was just like, okay,

717
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: we can stop that right well, by the way, so

718
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: that wasn't any of us that that pulled you off

719
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: to the Senate. This is another another home It funny, dude.

720
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: I was on my own separate contract because I just

721
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: made all the videos, so I just negotiated for myself.

722
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: It was equally as shitty, and I folded equally as much,

723
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: and then I said, no, I won't do it, hoping

724
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: that everyone would be like, wells is holding out. We

725
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: all look up to Drs Dave. I got phone call

726
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: off the phone call from people being like, will you

727
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: just do it? Like everyone wants to do this if

728
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: you're not there, and I'm like, I go, okay, if

729
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: this is what we're doing, we're doing it. And then

730
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: we have the story. Thank god, Why did we do that? Yeah? Well,

731
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: admittedly it did suck and we weren't paid anything. I

732
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: but I wasn't making much more than that just working

733
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: my shitty job anyway, So I was like, I'd rather

734
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: be doing comedy, but some people were making more and

735
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: I would have had to quit their jobs. Those people, right,

736
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: we're stupid. They were like, I guess I'm doing exactly

737
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: for sure. What was the rehearsals like for you guys?

738
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: What were you guys? Was it was three dollars? I

739
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: remember a whole summer where it seemed like we worked

740
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: every fucking day. Oh yeah, we did it like that, Yeah, yeah,

741
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: yeah it was. Remember those pizza Fridays for like the

742
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: first three weeks and then those stopped and they had

743
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: Go Girl. They had Go Girl energy drink that was

744
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: like and some kind of eye drops, Like we had

745
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: the weirdest like parts what it's like. You guys got

746
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: go Girl energy drink and these, uh the gun you

747
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: can handle and uh it was energy gum. Oh yeah,

748
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: all the energy gum you can handle. Go Girl energy

749
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,919
Speaker 1: drinks and uh, if you guys need any vising, talked

750
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: to Debbie out of county and then she'll she'll squirt

751
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: you up. It ruined my relationship with Jay, which I

752
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: always felt salty about because he was thought that he

753
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: thought I wasn't feeling like a team player or something. Yeah,

754
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm the most team player. I'm That

755
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: was like the last breath that National Lampoon like banner took.

756
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: I was like, where are you going with this, dude? No, no, no,

757
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: National lampoond because Jay is not alive anymore. I know,

758
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: I know, but I thought you were gonna be like, yeah,

759
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: National Lampoon's last breath. That was the last breath of

760
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: National Lampoon. And because they do, you think so, aren't.

761
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: They're like a cockroach Natty lamp They're going to rebrand

762
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: as Natty Lamb and like get like some like National

763
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: Lampoon is re vamping Natty lamp really played off of

764
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: the original Lemmings, though, Like, I mean, the original Lemmings

765
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: had so much success, and I think that was the

766
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: only carrot that kept us all in the game. Was like, well,

767
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: look at what they did back then, Like look at

768
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,959
Speaker 1: that was like christ to everyone because it's hella long ago.

769
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: It was like a sketch troop in the late sixties,

770
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 1: early seventies that had late seventies, Yeah, late seven's John Belushi,

771
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 1: Christopher Guest, chevy Chase, actually not late like Bill Murray

772
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 1: and Ship with Bill Murray, Gilda Radner. It was like

773
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: the was it pre SNL do you know? Yeah, it

774
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: launched John Belushi, Christopher Guest, chevy Chase heavy hitters. Yeah,

775
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: and we were Lemmings two point oh yes, right, so

776
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: equally heavy headers. Well back, I mean, come on, ye,

777
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: come out, come out, look looking back, Jillian, Jillian, let's go, Jillian.

778
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: Did it? We ate our money's worth the egg rolls?

779
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: So it's all good. I feel like when we got

780
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: paid that one time after the summer, it was not

781
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: a lot blake. You and I took the trip to

782
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 1: Grand Canyon for energy drinks. Can we tell talk about

783
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: your energy drink collection? These guys had a collection that

784
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe. It's the best every energy drink ever made.

785
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: Hundreds of different cans and different brands of energy drinks

786
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: at the height of energy drinks, and none of them

787
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: better than Monster Energy. I feel I feel well. That

788
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: was the like you guys had cocaine energy drink. Yeah,

789
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,280
Speaker 1: we had a cocaine and went before it got banned.

790
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: We had Steven Seagal Energy, Whole Cogan Energy, Jimmy and

791
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: Mouth of the South, and everybody had it. Do you

792
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: remember my pitch because I told you guys to like

793
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: document it, and I was like, here's what you should do.

794
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: Line them all up and then just kind of like

795
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: coast the camera past it, and then like somewhere in

796
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 1: the middle, just have someone's nuts hanging between two cans

797
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: and then just keep going for like four more minutes.

798
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: That would have been I want to say, there's like

799
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: an online museum of energy drinks. It would be cool

800
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: to check out. I'm sure that would spark some nostalgia

801
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: for me. The energy boom was insane. That was when

802
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: every inn, every ingredient had a fucking cross by it

803
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: because we had no idea what it meant. It was

804
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 1: like we were just putting it into this to this

805
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: uh liquid, Like that's I'll get on the excited that

806
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: the cross is the symbol they put near that because

807
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: it's like we don't know what it is, so you

808
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: just have to have faith. Is that what mean? Yeah,

809
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: they pull on the Christianity roots. What sucks is I

810
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: feel if the energy boom was happening right now, I

811
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: think that we would have our own energy drink or

812
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: at least be talking to someone. Yeah, yeah, called boy Jes. Yeah,

813
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: called the pod sauce, called the po sauce down the

814
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: Pod Sauce. And then you guys just threw it away.

815
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: I came over one day and saw trash bags and

816
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: you guys are like, we're going we moved on. Well,

817
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: it was like we we spent a lot of time

818
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 1: working on that and setting it up and we put

819
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: remember we put like a little gum and stuck it

820
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: to the all the ship and every night it would

821
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: be like because it was like the crown molding of

822
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: your part of your house, it moved with us. We

823
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: had to move the collection and then and then I

824
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: think workaholics started. Yeah, we had to take it down

825
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: for workaholics because we couldn't clear all the energy drinks,

826
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: so I think the art department put it in bags

827
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: in the back, and then basically it was like, well, well,

828
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: then we were like, should we recycle this ship. I

829
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: don't recall that mattering for the for the pre pilot

830
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: for the Woman Show. For when I think it's up

831
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: in the pre pilot, I have a feeling there's parts

832
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: of it. I thought you guys just chucked out. So

833
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: we moved to the Workaholics house with the energy drinks,

834
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: I couldn't remember. I thought we threw them away on

835
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: that move. No, we had We built shelves at Packard

836
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: and it was fucking so nice. It was awesome. It

837
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: was earthquake corroach. It was studied. It was studying artwork.

838
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: Yeah baby, And then we brought it over to the

839
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: Hamlin House and we brought the shelves, but we never

840
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: put the shelves up. We just like tried a new method.

841
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: It was like using like double stick tape and just

842
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: sticking the cans directly to the wall. And it was

843
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: terrifying because you would be like home alone or whatever,

844
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, like a can would

845
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: pop off and it sounded like for sure, someone's in

846
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: the house. Every night you'd wake up to like twenty

847
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: of them on the ground, like, oh, well this sucks.

848
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: Would you guys rinse them out? Or would you just

849
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: slam it and can it up? So then like the

850
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 1: whole house kind of had this aroma. Yeah, we don't

851
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: remember any rinsing. I don't remember. I was like you think,

852
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: I n I remember looking at the tops and they

853
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: would they would have like that brown syrup on it,

854
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, oh damn. And then you guys

855
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: are like and somehow we start getting rats and they

856
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: would just pop out of nowhere. Those rats were getting

857
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: that little last drop in the lip the top of

858
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: the can, that's there, that little last Oh we used

859
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 1: to call that friend. Yeah, that's right, they got those

860
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: for ends. The rats at that house were fucking huge. Yeah,

861
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: they were on energy, dude, That's what happened. We did

862
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: the fucking we made muta gen x. You guys had

863
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: killed a bunch of splinters. You remember, we caught that

864
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: one rat that we got, like that one giant rat trap,

865
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: and then it was like from head to tail it

866
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: was like two feet and some change. It was like

867
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: fucking huge that's as I feel like, mar Supio, you

868
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: had a possum living under your bed. That was a

869
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: chupa cobra. That was a chupa cabra. Bro, that's where

870
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: that came from. That is right, Yeah, from a Workaholic definitely.

871
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 1: Can I say A buddy of mine, he was like, Dude,

872
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: I just watched the acid Trip episode of Workaholics is

873
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: so funny, And I'm like, oh, I haven't watched season

874
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: three and so long, because normally, if I'm gonna go

875
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: back and watch Workholics episodes, I'll just watch an episode

876
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,760
Speaker 1: from season one on just because that's when we started

877
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: work all like, and it's the most nostalgic for me.

878
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: And so I went back and I watched the a

879
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: Strip episode and then it went into like, uh, chupa

880
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: Cobras and True Dromance, and those are some fucking good episodes. Dude.

881
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: It was the funniest show on TV for a while.

882
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: It was a show on TV for sure. Out of that,

883
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: I got Dragon Snouts. Yeah, Hey, is it too late

884
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: whenever this is gonna air to talk about your favorite

885
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: Christmas gift you ever got? Ad It's a new year

886
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: right now, bro, Happy New year. Okay, let's talk about

887
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: favorite New Year's you almost died on favorite? Wait? I never,

888
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get any good gifts. Shut down,

889
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: I say, we freaking we freaking skip it, shut it down,

890
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: shut it down, gifts his kids. I never really liked it,

891
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: the fuck I think. I remember. My favorite Christmas gift

892
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: was the fucking pop gun, dude, like ice cube pop gun?

893
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 1: And what is a pop gun? Like a fucking popcorn?

894
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: Like one of the ones with the cork and you

895
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: just go like, oh, yes, I got one of those.

896
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: I fucking loved that thing. When I got what are you,

897
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: little house on the Prairie? What did you ever own

898
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: a baby gun? Did you just like kicking a can? What?

899
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: Then are you talking about? Man? You had a court

900
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: he would beat a hula hoop with a stick down

901
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,919
Speaker 1: the street. Yeah, all right. I didn't realize that Kyle

902
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: was a child in never forget the year I got

903
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: Jack's I don't know, it just fucking popped into my

904
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: head like pop gun. You know, I loved it. That's

905
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: so cool. Did you get the little doll where you

906
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: push the bottom of the platform and it collapses? And

907
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 1: I love those mechanical toys. Man, They're fucking cool. I

908
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to have those. Mine was probably beat guns.

909
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: I had quite the arsenal of baby guns like Red Rider.

910
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 1: What are we talking? I had Red Rider. I had

911
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: a pellet gun I had that was like I had,

912
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: and then I had sniper rifles on all of them.

913
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: And then I had a couple of pistols, a couple

914
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: of handguns. Scopes. What do you mean sniper rifles on scopes? Sorry? Scopes?

915
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: Did you ever get a paintball gun? Did any of you? Dude?

916
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,280
Speaker 1: I did. I had a pall. I had a paintball

917
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,879
Speaker 1: gun for a while. It Uh, it was just hard

918
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: to get enough people to go paintballing like I had

919
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 1: the gear, and then I'm not just gonna go by

920
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: myself paintballing. So I was like, I need to get

921
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: a little squad. We got to do that. We did

922
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: a thing every year. I can't remember if it was

923
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:46,720
Speaker 1: freshman and juniors versus sophomores and seniors or freshman sophomores

924
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: verst junior seniors, but it was kind of like homies

925
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: of homies who kind of knew somebody on like a

926
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: sports team that was older. We would get together with

927
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: like eight on eight or ten on ten and it

928
00:52:56,160 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: would fucking go down. Man. That's that's a squad for paintball. Yeah, yeah,

929
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: paintball is so fun. I could. I don't even know

930
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: if i'd survive now. It's so scary. It is so scary,

931
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: like you are running on high. I feel like from

932
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: my twenty ninth birthday, we all went, yeah we go.

933
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: That's the last time I went. Yeah we did? Oh,

934
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: I think that was the last time I played. Had

935
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 1: the best saying, you remember this ship dude? He had

936
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: a fanny pack with a motherfucking Italian sandwich and in

937
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,760
Speaker 1: it it was half eaten. Yeah, you'd smell him before

938
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: he shot. Yeah, he said, if you smell the Italian sandwich,

939
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: you're already done. Is in the subway spicy Italian like,

940
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: because I hadn't even all day and we were like

941
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: getting ready to jam out, and I was like, am

942
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: I gonna eat a twelve sandwich and then run around?

943
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: So I ate half of it and stuff the other

944
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: in my art terric spanny packs. Also, couldn't you just

945
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: like put it in your car or something? Because I

946
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: was like where we were like lighting candles and say

947
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: happy birthday or some ship. So I stuffed in a

948
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: Fannie pack and he was like, what are you just

949
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: going to carry that? Like you're saying, I go, that's right, bitch,

950
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 1: right before you die, you're gonna smell the spicy Italian.

951
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: If you smell spicy Italian, you're already. It was so clean,

952
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: so good, I'll never forget it. Man, that ship was

953
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: hell of fun. Paintball was It hurts so bad, but

954
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:20,439
Speaker 1: like you are legit running for your life. Yes, man,

955
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: I had a paintball hit me in the back and

956
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: knocked the fucking wind out of me, like I went

957
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: down down. We never did it like in high school.

958
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: We never did it in like proper paintballing places. We

959
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: would go out to the middle of the country and

960
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: just target and do it like in the corn fields

961
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 1: with like there's a corn field that surrounded and abandoned

962
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: a farmhouse. So then and then there was like say

963
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: silos and ship and people would get fucking very hurt.

964
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: Some kid fell through the barn because he's trying to

965
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: get some pimpass position up there. Hell, he was like

966
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 1: trying to snipe from the loft of the barn, and

967
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: it's all just rotten wood and just fucking watch like

968
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: running around and uh, we're like where's Cody, And all

969
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: of a sudden you're like crash fucking fall. It's like

970
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 1: fifteen feet just and uh, I think you broke a rib.

971
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: It was pretty bad. I mean, you you do become commando.

972
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: You do become rambo. Like you're running and sliding and

973
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: like doing barrel rolls and shooting because you think that's

974
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: going to help you. Well, you for sure like doing

975
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 1: flips over stuff because you're like, this will this is

976
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 1: the only way I'll stay alive. If not, I'm dead.

977
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm a dead man. I want to know what my

978
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: my old man paintball swag is because I don't have

979
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: those moves anymore. You're turning an ankle in ten minutes.

980
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: It's a fucking sniper barrel in a great position. I

981
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: don't know though. Maybe you get out there and then

982
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: like you just click right back in. It's like maybe

983
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 1: that wouldn't form. I would love to go. I mean,

984
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: the most fun that I've ever had was not on

985
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: a course. It was at my cabin, like Adam saying,

986
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: like out without any rules. I think I went for

987
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: my thirteenth birthday and I brought like four or five

988
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: other people and with you, brother, Yeah you were there.

989
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: Remember what was super sick about it? It was fucking snow. Yes,

990
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 1: it was the best and it hurts so bad. Wow,

991
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: Die Hard two style. It was so fucking cool. It

992
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: was crazy and the paintballs were like frozen. So that's

993
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: when you get the fun. That's like dangerous, that's like

994
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: a real manhood ship, like you want to play. You

995
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: come out in the snow. It's like, yeah, my dad was.

996
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: The guns didn't work very well in this note. They

997
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: started freeze up. We had to get our CEO two.

998
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: We had to bring our own CEO two up. We

999
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: bought like sucking ten thousand paintballs and just went crazy

1000
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: up there. Do you remember when you you would have

1001
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: one friend that would just go hamm and buy so

1002
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: many paintballs, and you're like, if you're rich and not

1003
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 1: good at this, I'm gonna fucking come from you, just

1004
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: a garbage Like you just spend eighty dollars on paintballs.

1005
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 1: I spent thirty three for like the deal that they have,

1006
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 1: and you, like you like went behind the counter and

1007
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: got like an entire box thirty three painties. They were expensive.

1008
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: It was expensive to get that ship. Yeah, paintballing is

1009
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: a is a rich man's game. That's where I think, Now,

1010
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: now let's do it. Well, we'll just fucking load ourselves up.

1011
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a fucking movie right there. Yeah,

1012
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: we can get fucking paintballs. There's like there's like paintball

1013
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: grenades we can buy. Let's spend some money, dude. People

1014
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: are using like flash bombs too, right, yes, yes you could.

1015
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: You could have grenades and flash bombs and you could

1016
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: hook it in and then fucking storm. Didn't we hear

1017
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: stuff going off at your birthday? We were like, is somebody?

1018
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: I think that was air Soft? Like air Soft has

1019
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: gotten even crazy. Yeah, you can play in like abandoned

1020
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: buildings and ships. I like that. You just accidentally shoot

1021
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: some homeless guy who's like just arriving back to his house.

1022
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: Well I did not mean that, actually, can you can

1023
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: you stay there and just let me know, go whoo

1024
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: if you see somebody coming, here's part of an Italian sandwich.

1025
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: You got a pizza. Pizza, dude, let's go, let's hit

1026
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: the battlefield. That would be alright, jets, let's do it Jets.

1027
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: Let's say that for another pod since we're wrapping it up.

1028
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: Did somebody mentioned something about jets that I was thinking

1029
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: I was thinking it just popped in his mind. Man, Well,

1030
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 1: I was thinking of that episode where we did like

1031
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: paintball or air Soft in the year and then I

1032
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: and then I was just last night I was watching

1033
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: We're Colleges and jets at was alive, was alive and

1034
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: uh and all over it just and scene Steeler, I mean,

1035
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: pure goal without a doubt. Alright, what a gift. What

1036
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: a gift. So if you haven't seen the show, go

1037
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: fucking watch the show. But why are you listening to

1038
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: this podcast? If you haven't seen from Taylor Swift? They

1039
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: were like, who what did this? Guys say? All the

1040
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 1: fans were like, wait a second, I kind of like,

1041
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: go with the hair. I'm on a rugal it. Hey,

1042
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm a jet set fucking day one or baby. That

1043
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: guy's the man. Jet Set was somebody we hired as

1044
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 1: a background actor who just kind of walks past in

1045
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 1: the office of Workaholics. There's there's tons of these things. Yeah,

1046
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: he's an extra and none of them are like noticeable

1047
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: except for Jet. Well, we we actually piled our office

1048
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: full of people that are weirdly like the background people

1049
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: are supposed to be just faded in the background. All

1050
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: of our background people are people that you're like, wait,

1051
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: who's that guy show stoppers? Right? Yeah, we really made

1052
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: sure that you're also looking in the background of every episode, going,

1053
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: I want to follow this story. Yeah, I feel like

1054
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: jet said, we had no idea who he was or

1055
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: what was going on. We just gave him a line

1056
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 1: where his name is jet Set. His name is jet Set. Yeah,

1057
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: we just said he's the guy, give him my mind.

1058
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking about his cactus real quick. Let's see how

1059
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: that works. If you see his look, his hair slicked back,

1060
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: matted down, like, we didn't dress this dude. That's not costume,

1061
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: that's jets that being jets At. She was a born

1062
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: entertainer who grew up loving Michael Jackson and kind of

1063
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: idolizing him. And you could find performing at Hollywood and

1064
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: Highlands and where else, like Venice Beach passing out bootleg

1065
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: T shirts. Yeah, he uh uh. I love his improv.

1066
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: His improv runs like I came in and like I

1067
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: dumped his I thought it was Montes his cactus and

1068
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: I throwed the cactus into the trash and cactus and

1069
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: Jet said flies up and he's like, get the funk,

1070
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: get the funk up about my house? What are you doing? Yeah,

1071
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: And it wasn't a house, it was just a cubicle.

1072
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: It was just a cubic and get out my house.

1073
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: And then he goes thank you, goodbye or something like that.

1074
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: He just had a way of fucking seeing the world

1075
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: that we were lucky enough to to record. And you

1076
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 1: know who loved them children, Daniel Stern. Daniel Stern was like,

1077
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: this guy's solid gold, like you never know what he's

1078
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: going to say that. I think that I do think

1079
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: that was jet sets biggest scene was with that because

1080
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: that was the guy. That was his biggest scene too,

1081
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: like like yeah and speech. His hair was written into

1082
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: the episode as a plot point. You guys came back

1083
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: into it in an effort solid right, We had jet

1084
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:48,919
Speaker 1: Sets hair. I got to rewatch the fucking show man.

1085
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 1: He definitely had his sides. I will say that he

1086
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: had his script right below frame for that scene with you.

1087
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: I wish I could do that sometimes. The joke for

1088
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: a minute on Workaholics, we're fucking through the riff break neck.

1089
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,919
Speaker 1: That's why this is funny. We ran out of jokes. Yeah,

1090
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: we gave it our all. Brother, when we were aheaded,

1091
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: I remember we would be like, it's okay if you

1092
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: miss some of the jokes, dude, let's watch footage. And

1093
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: we we got so many jokes on the cutting. Let's recut.

1094
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: Let's do the Zack Snyder cut of use. Dude. You

1095
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna get really fucking bored one day and

1096
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: crack that ship over. You got, you got the archives,

1097
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: you got get them, I can get them, Still gonna

1098
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:43,439
Speaker 1: get them. I'm still I'm still gonna. Well that's nice.

1099
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 1: It's good to hear that you that they hold up

1100
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 1: for you. Yea, Yeah, you know, I didn't know if

1101
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: it was going to and uh, it really really did,

1102
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 1: and especially like I hadn't seen those specific episodes and

1103
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: so goddamn long that at that Now I'm like, maybe

1104
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: I just watched season three, B and four just just

1105
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: to catch up, because those those like middle seasons, I'm like,

1106
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: I can't remember. I feel like those seasons are kind

1107
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: of like when you're really really tired out of sleepover

1108
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 1: and you're making the craziest jokes, but you don't remember them,

1109
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 1: but in the moment, it's so fucking funny. But you're

1110
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: trying to stay up to see the sunrise. Yeah, and

1111
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: you're just because we were delirious, probably from like three

1112
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: until the end, like maybe maybe what was the last

1113
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: one we did? Seven? Yeah, maybe seven we were conscious,

1114
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 1: but from three to six, I don't know if we

1115
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: were fully conscious of what was going on. Man, I

1116
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: remember every every moment I was awake. Yeah, every moment

1117
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: is living with me right, and I'm not there. It's

1118
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: a night where I just want to go back. It

1119
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: was very fun. I miss it. Those are the best

1120
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 1: days of my life missing and I love it ripping

1121
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: in the terran Damn. I wish I remembered it well.

1122
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: Watch the episode Old Jogs of Memories. There's a few

1123
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: where I'm like just playing, I remember, and I love

1124
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: those times. A few scenes that I don't remember at all.

1125
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: And then every once in a while you'll see a

1126
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 1: scene and you will like transport back and be like, oh,

1127
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,360
Speaker 1: I remember where I hid my sides in that scene.

1128
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,919
Speaker 1: I remember that there was I hit my coffee cup

1129
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: behind that plant. I remember having to wait out in

1130
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: that specific hallway. I remember like certain conversations you had

1131
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 1: with the other actors, like right before, it's like everything

1132
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: will come rushing back. Dude. When you guys came to

1133
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: my house and I had got the vow up and

1134
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: running and it was in my driveway, there's was like

1135
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: checked the door, there's the last sides in there, and

1136
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: it's like, oh there are yeah, there, it is the

1137
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: last scene right there where you put him. Every time

1138
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 1: I do like watching for when my mouth is still

1139
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: full from snacking between eggs and I'm like I come

1140
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: through a door just kind of chewing and like licking

1141
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 1: my teeth and going, yeah, we gotta get back for

1142
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: It's that's like when we shot that scene where we're

1143
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: like staking out the house eating panic Express and we

1144
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 1: refused to spit it out, so we just ended up

1145
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 1: throwing up. We just ate like a bucket of orange chicken.

1146
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: I think I divined it and gaged myself and leave.

1147
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 1: Let's call that a divined it. From now on, Blim

1148
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: is divined it. She's dealing with divinity right now, fully defined.

1149
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: Um gotta go to the hospital. When we got the gravitrom,

1150
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: I was like, roll on this, I'm gonna barf and

1151
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 1: I think your brother Adam new Check directed that episode. Yeah,

1152
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: and he was like, Okay, let's do it. And then

1153
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,160
Speaker 1: after a while people were like, I don't know if

1154
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 1: you need to see that. Yeah, and I'm like, we're

1155
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 1: gonna want this. That'll make it on the Zack snydercut

1156
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: any takebacks, apologies or you know the other one complement

1157
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 1: put down? What was the other one? Epic slam? I

1158
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: feel like we were pretty nice to each other this

1159
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: this app I'm still gonna send it, you know. Yeah,

1160
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 1: why then I apologize for that. Yeah, I'm sorry to

1161
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 1: the fans. Were not going in on each other a

1162
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 1: little bit. Happy New Year. Yeah, it's a new year,

1163
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: it's a new us. They're looking for that hot hot, hot,

1164
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 1: hot heat. I'll compliment us because it doesn't happen that often.

1165
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: I'll compliment all four of us for just having a

1166
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: real nice time walking down memory Lane and what's the

1167
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: and what's the word happened? Man? You fucking dumbass? Yeah,

1168
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: what did I say? It doesn't happen that often? Doesn't happen? Yeah,

1169
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen that often. Because there's like to compliment

1170
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: you on that fucking epic slam. Yeah, thank you, thank

1171
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: you all you guys. I'm so smart. When people don't

1172
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 1: say a word correctly, get them. Yeah, I gotta get them.

1173
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you do? You do flex on And usually it's me.

1174
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 1: Usually I'm a mumble mouth in my way through something

1175
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: and uh and I get epic slammed. I'm glad it

1176
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: was called we were clean today. I was curling my

1177
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: toes on the table, just raping the pounds on. You did,

1178
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: uh really strolled down memory lane today? New Year? Let's

1179
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: look back, but from now on, let's look forward. Guy,

1180
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,439
Speaker 1: and Blake Well said, hey, will you write that down

1181
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: and put that on a shirt for the show, please

1182
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 1: you if you could get a piece of wood and

1183
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 1: paints that, and my mom would like that in your house,

1184
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 1: So you paint that in cursive on a piece of wood.

1185
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,919
Speaker 1: My mom would like to put that one more time.

1186
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 1: What was it before we forget it? If you could happen,

1187
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: what was it? A good someone at home? Please rewind

1188
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,560
Speaker 1: and then send us art based on whatever the fuck?

1189
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 1: Blake just said that. I got let's look back, and

1190
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: they also remember look forward something like that. But it

1191
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:45,439
Speaker 1: was better. It's way better New Years. It's already all

1192
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 1: were in it. Well, I do want to compliment Blake

1193
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 1: and Adam on being such good friends that the fight

1194
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 1: of their life happened back in Chicagoland, and ure, we

1195
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 1: are still here. Those those like you don't fight with

1196
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: your friends in the same way that you used to

1197
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: in your twenties when you guys were just roommates and

1198
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,960
Speaker 1: you're with each other all the time. I try, You're

1199
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: you're done fighting with your friends in that same capacity. Yeah,

1200
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 1: we're not together enough to where you don't fight fight

1201
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 1: like fucking brothers like anymore now. And I missed that.

1202
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be somewhere. I gotta go. You feel

1203
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: attention bubbling, and you go, and you go, I got

1204
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 1: a thing. Actually, I do have a somewhere to be.

1205
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: And you believe that other person because they might and

1206
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 1: you want them to leave. Back in the day, you're like,

1207
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 1: I know, you don't. I know you don't have anything

1208
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 1: to do. No, you don't, bitch, Where are you're gonna

1209
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,599
Speaker 1: go to the coin star? You got the coin star

1210
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: two days ago? Motherfucker. You do not have that change.

1211
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,880
Speaker 1: I can count that ship for you, do you house?

1212
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 1: You pay me and off gout that change site. Your

1213
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 1: hand down I'd like to compliment Blake in his use

1214
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,719
Speaker 1: of coin star back in today, he used to always

1215
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 1: uh sit there, assholes directly into the sky, counting his

1216
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:11,080
Speaker 1: change on the floor, waiting for a deep dish pizza

1217
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 1: right up the bumhole. Well, you know what, I'm gonna

1218
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 1: my compliment those to all of us, our friendship. It's

1219
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 1: battle tested. Still love you bros. I love you guys.

1220
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 1: I love you guys, Blake, I love you Kle. I

1221
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,559
Speaker 1: love you, Dirt, Also love you. What do you have

1222
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 1: to say? Dirty? Thanks could be worse? So I love

1223
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 1: you Dirst. I'd love to hear from you. I heard

1224
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 1: it from Blake, heard it from Kyle. I just said

1225
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 1: it with his Internet Chunk are breaking up and hey,

1226
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: love is in the air the clearest I've ever heard. Joe,

1227
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:50,560
Speaker 1: what's up coming through Christal Clear? Just hit us with it.

1228
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 1: Dog hell Man gives you a compliment on how sweet

1229
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,760
Speaker 1: you're being right now. It's tough. Here, been a real

1230
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 1: rough year. You know, maybe it's time to just come

1231
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 1: out with it, you dude, you're just started. Brother. Oh yeah,

1232
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 1: all of juice. Hey, you guys know it, all of juice.

1233
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 1: That's cool. You know, it's really important. If you just

1234
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 1: said that you loved your buddies just one time, that

1235
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 1: I feel like I be important. I love my buddies. Guys,

1236
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 1: this is great. Hey, everybody quit looking back, just started

1237
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 1: looking forward and put it on. And also it's good

1238
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: to look back and walk down memory lade, but also

1239
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 1: leuts look forward. Let's also look forward. We got merch now,

1240
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 1: rate and subscribe And that was another episode of this

1241
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 1: Is and it was should we talk about what's most

1242
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 1: important right now? Should we do it to him? Do it? Absolutely?

1243
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:58,000
Speaker 1: Our merch hot is that stuff hot hot hot. It's

1244
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:01,720
Speaker 1: so good. It's got our faces on it. It does

1245
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,439
Speaker 1: have our faces on it. And a lot of people

1246
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 1: are like, I want to have you with me at

1247
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 1: all time close to my bosom area. And so guess

1248
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:11,559
Speaker 1: what you have that option now? So go to our

1249
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,840
Speaker 1: merch and where can they find that? Kyle, Oh, you

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Speaker 1: can get our merchant This is important dot merch central

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Speaker 1: dot com. Also, guys, follow us on Instagram, follow us

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Speaker 1: all this stuff. They're like pictures that we've talked about.

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Speaker 1: They've got the links for this. Anything that we're talking

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Speaker 1: about on the podcast that week will drop some behind

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Speaker 1: the scenes stuff, some old photos whenever we're talking about

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Speaker 1: old videos, a lot of weird music videos that Kyle

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Speaker 1: made alone in his bedroom when he was depressed, some

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Speaker 1: really some really cool stuff. So follow us. Pott it

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Speaker 1: a hatter, a sweatshirt, we love you. Treat yourself