Speaker 1: Chips and yours Kuala Bears are racist.
Speaker 2: The host layer host the money stuff.
Speaker 3: I can't tell me.
Speaker 1: Speaking of of curly haired bitches. Oh yeah, David Borie,
Speaker 1: I'm Langston Germy. It was the fears we are we
Speaker 1: We should start by saying that we'd be this episode
Speaker 1: we've dedicated to a topic that has been a huge
Speaker 1: maybe one of our biggest responses from our audience, as
Speaker 1: far as them being both like determined and outraged at
Speaker 1: at what we said. Is that fair to say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't think that this was going to strike
Speaker 3: such a chord with the little the community to be there.
Speaker 3: I didn't think this was like a big deal. But
Speaker 3: people felt strong a lot of ways about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people had very big feelings about it, and maybe
Speaker 1: rightfully so. Maybe you and I were a little bit
Speaker 1: ignorant on this subject. But we talked a few weeks
Speaker 1: ago about the s Curls and the missing models for
Speaker 1: the s curl boxes, why we never see these men
Speaker 1: from the s curl Boxes out in the real world.
Speaker 1: And then we got tons and tons of emails and
Speaker 1: dms and weird carrier pigeon messages from you, all claiming
Speaker 1: that you knew personally the individuals from the s curl boxes,
Speaker 1: or you had relationships and evidence that these people were
Speaker 1: not actually artificial intelligence but were real human beings with
Speaker 1: real sque.
Speaker 3: Curls, which I mean hashtag bring back our boys. You
Speaker 3: guys did it?
Speaker 1: You found us, You found you found our boys.
Speaker 3: I will say, of all the of all the contact
Speaker 3: we got no direct did you notice that nobody was
Speaker 3: like I was on the s curl box. I live
Speaker 3: in bedstide, I raised pigeons on the roof, like nobody
Speaker 3: needs that.
Speaker 1: It's me Norman from Jacksonville and I I am the
Speaker 1: brother on the box.
Speaker 3: No, it was it was a lot of like. It
Speaker 3: was all like, oh, I know that she DJ in
Speaker 3: a Virginia on radio and Roanoke.
Speaker 1: Do you know her? Or you being told that's who
Speaker 1: she is and that invalidates it somehow. But that's fine.
Speaker 1: We understand that you feel very passionate, So we don't
Speaker 1: want to make you feel small simply because you you're
Speaker 1: you're lying about the Carol people.
Speaker 3: No, we still love you. Everybody knows somebody who knows
Speaker 3: somebody knows somebody, and I don't regret you for reaching out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, we're grateful for you reaching out, even if
Speaker 1: you are lying, and we respect that sometimes you just
Speaker 1: need a reason and to reach out.
Speaker 3: You know, you just want to he heard you want
Speaker 3: to talk to somebody. I get it.
Speaker 1: You're trying to chat. We're down to chat with you.
Speaker 3: We like to chat.
Speaker 1: We have. Olivia was very kind to sort of consolidate
Speaker 1: a bunch of emails that we got in I want
Speaker 1: to be clear that you and I both got a
Speaker 1: bunch of direct messages that went unanswered that we won't
Speaker 1: be able to answer.
Speaker 3: Uh, couldn't even go back.
Speaker 1: Laziness and inability to navigate our dms and in boxes.
Speaker 3: Also we you know, I don't have to answer that.
Speaker 3: You should be blessed if I answered you, because it
Speaker 3: stresses me out. I don't like answering you guys, because
Speaker 3: then now you have connection to me, and it's just
Speaker 3: like texting with the stranger.
Speaker 1: It's it's not my unwillingness to answer you once. It's
Speaker 1: my unwillingness to answer you every time that you contact me.
Speaker 1: And we have a fair amount of people who and
Speaker 1: I think what I'm speaking for both of us, who
Speaker 1: will send us a DM sometimes on a daily multiple
Speaker 1: times today I get from some people, just random ass
Speaker 1: videos that I don't give a fuck about and did
Speaker 1: not want, have nothing to do with our podcast or
Speaker 1: the subject matter at hand. It's a shit you like that.
Speaker 1: You've added me to the list of people to see
Speaker 1: and I don't care for that one bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and some people are good at it. Most people aren't.
Speaker 3: I don't do that with my own brother. He sends
Speaker 3: me shit. I just said it spent a smiley face
Speaker 3: because we're blood. I'm not going to do that. I'm
Speaker 3: not going to do that for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we came out the same vagina. I'll show them
Speaker 1: a little respect. But otherwise when we were see section babies,
Speaker 1: was watching mouth Oh sorry, well listen.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hope you get a chance to come out of
Speaker 1: one some day, because it really is. It's life changing.
Speaker 3: I'd say, really, were you? Oh you were natural birth?
Speaker 3: Do you think you're better than me?
Speaker 1: I'm natural birth for sure.
Speaker 3: You seem like a nigga. You seem like you could
Speaker 3: have been born at home. Is that were that? Were?
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but that's one of the meanest
Speaker 1: things you've ever said to me. I have no clue.
Speaker 1: I can't even begin to piece together why it's so vile.
Speaker 1: But but you just you just said a vile, vile
Speaker 1: thing to me.
Speaker 3: No, because I didn't mean it as a bad I
Speaker 3: understand it came out.
Speaker 1: There's no way that comes out as a that's a compliment.
Speaker 1: There's no way you are like, man, he's so cool.
Speaker 1: I mean he was birthed at home. No, you meant
Speaker 1: to hurt me, and you did.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 1: Let's put it on record. I'm gonna think about it
Speaker 1: all night. I may never land on why it stings
Speaker 1: so bad. But you cut me deep, bitch, you cut
Speaker 1: me real deep.
Speaker 3: I think it's because I'm still reeling from the C
Speaker 3: section thing. I was like, I'm sorry, No, because wasn't
Speaker 3: your mama doula though?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, my mom has no expertise and
Speaker 1: the child bearing world other than she's had four kids,
Speaker 1: so she she knows it, you know, as a press.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: But no, I wouldn't want my mom in the room
Speaker 1: if I were in any way seeing my children born.
Speaker 1: She ain't gonna help.
Speaker 3: Does do moms get to get in the room.
Speaker 1: I think cool moms probably due I think a nice,
Speaker 1: cool mom could probably like advocate enough to be in
Speaker 1: the room, But my mom, I ain't gonna help.
Speaker 3: I don't think I would want my mom in the
Speaker 3: room either.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that that you got to be a very
Speaker 1: specific lady to earn being in the room in that
Speaker 1: extremely stressful environment.
Speaker 3: Also, if my mom was in the room and I
Speaker 3: wasn't in the room, I feel like she would get
Speaker 3: skinned to skin before I did. And then now I
Speaker 3: got to raise this baby who loves his grandma more
Speaker 3: than his father.
Speaker 1: Man, now you got two wives, and what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do about that?
Speaker 3: You know, there's nothing as African as I am. There's
Speaker 3: nothing that sounds worse. Probably that cut me now or
Speaker 3: even because that sucked, sucked. I understand now. I know
Speaker 3: how you felt because that sid didn't you did? I said,
Speaker 3: that's not even. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the Ziero Leone accent is. I
Speaker 1: think every average, every African accent in America is just
Speaker 1: us doing Nigerian disrespectfully. I think it is more or
Speaker 1: less the thing.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest. It's it's strange because for a content
Speaker 3: with so many vast dialects, Yorks are pretty similar.
Speaker 1: You know what the problem is is that is that
Speaker 1: across the board, despite to your point, this this vast
Speaker 1: sort of like uh fucking cultural, just diverse place right
Speaker 1: where everybody they can look different, sound different, all of
Speaker 1: these things. What Africans I think share the most is
Speaker 1: how little they respect Americans. And so I think what
Speaker 1: it becomes that. No, I don't think it's only Africans,
Speaker 1: but I think you guys take a weird pride in
Speaker 1: it in a way that doesn't necessarily show in other countries.
Speaker 1: Like you guys are like we is very proud to
Speaker 1: especially with Black Americans. You're like, I'm not that, I'm
Speaker 1: better than that, and you know it and I know it,
Speaker 1: And I think that's why you just do the same
Speaker 1: accent because you're like, I don't know what You're just
Speaker 1: we're gonna make the noise like you make the noise
Speaker 1: that noise we don't respect.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to say about that. Uh, I
Speaker 3: will say, it's not wrong, it's not race relationships are complicated,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Hearing you speak about Africans
Speaker 3: as the black Americans, you almost sound like a dude
Speaker 3: from DC more than Chicago. Because them DC dudes. I
Speaker 3: feel like that's where the most African Black people tension is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that. I think anywhere on the
Speaker 1: East Coast there's like, to your point of skin to
Speaker 1: skin contact that that hasn't gone exactly the way it's
Speaker 1: supposed to do with the Africans and the African Americans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, and also the Africans. It's just you
Speaker 3: know what bothers me is an African, We're so big,
Speaker 3: and it's just like everybody, everybody got hung up on
Speaker 3: those click niggas, Like they set us back so far. Listen,
Speaker 3: it's like if all of America, we took all of
Speaker 3: America talked, and you only listen to how people in
Speaker 3: Boston talk, and then they put that for all of us,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just Southeast becomes the only standard.
Speaker 3: For becomes the blanket for the whole place.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's it's rough. I will say that the
Speaker 1: second that black people heard that the clicking, we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: we about to eat y'all a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the clicking. The clicking set us back a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Olivia's right. If you are a native click speaker or
Speaker 3: if you have ties to a click speaker, much like
Speaker 3: the sque coral debate cendis in centace in some click info.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't don't click out the email. You got to
Speaker 1: write it in English because we ain't gonna know where
Speaker 1: the dot dot whistle dot dot. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is, so you gotta say you gotta write it
Speaker 1: in English.
Speaker 3: Wow, this might be our most racist episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it's without a shadow of a doubta
Speaker 1: i'd say. But I'm excited. We we got all these emails.
Speaker 1: You want to just pingpong it, I'll do want.
Speaker 3: You to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah the first one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, So like we said, we got some emails
Speaker 3: for you, let's start with this first one. Very excited.
Speaker 3: First one from somebody named Sam. Hello Sam, Hey Sam,
Speaker 3: Hello you too, And it says people on the Jerry
Speaker 3: Curl boxes are real. Oh but I want this clear.
Speaker 3: It's the texturizer boxes. It doesn't have to be just
Speaker 3: for Jerry curls. I think the box shows you that
Speaker 3: there's an assortment of hairstyles that it can be used for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sam's being a little reductive in just calling it
Speaker 1: Jerry curl boxes, but we we respect that. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: it deserves to be reductive. I knew I knew a
Speaker 1: lot of people who use the texture riser and the
Speaker 1: left terrible stains on people's clothes because of it.
Speaker 3: So talking to me, Bro, I thought we got past that.
Speaker 1: Did you see use the texturizers?
Speaker 3: I used it like three months ago. We talked about
Speaker 3: it on here.
Speaker 1: Oh damn. Is that how this came up? Was that
Speaker 1: you were Yeah, I burn my face because I did
Speaker 1: it all drunk.
Speaker 3: On my bad. That's right.
Speaker 1: I forgot. You made your beard all like wavy and.
Speaker 3: Ship Not really, to be completely honest, not really. I
Speaker 3: tried a hot oil treatment the other day. My shit,
Speaker 3: it's just it's just it's thick. It's just thick.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that you can do about it.
Speaker 3: There's only so much I can do. But it's just
Speaker 3: always gonna be. It's like it's like it's like brush.
Speaker 3: It's just so dense. Anyways, besides that shot likes it
Speaker 3: took me. Let's get it. Hello you too? Love the pod.
Speaker 3: Podcast host Pat of Couple's Couch has revealed many times
Speaker 3: that he was on a Jerry Curl or s curl
Speaker 3: box when he was younger. It's important to note that
Speaker 3: he has naturally curly hair, and I don't believe he
Speaker 3: needed or used the product when he was modeling it.
Speaker 3: He may have signed an NBA regarding his naturally curly hair,
Speaker 3: So don't get the man in legal trouble by asking
Speaker 3: if he used it on air. Well, we're literally doing that.
Speaker 3: You should talk to him about it. You're very welcome.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna click this link because it's not hyper
Speaker 3: linked and I don't have the time, but here's what
Speaker 3: I do have to say. I bet he didn't have
Speaker 3: cur I bet he did have curly hair, because as
Speaker 3: someone who was trying to achieve the dream portrayed on
Speaker 3: the box who fell so so short, Yeah, don't I
Speaker 3: don't believe. I don't believe that those men were on Lusters.
Speaker 3: Let's call out the Luster's company. Let's say who it is.
Speaker 3: It is, who it is Lusters. I don't think those
Speaker 3: men were.
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying that. You don't even believe that anybody
Speaker 1: that was on one of those boxes was the product
Speaker 1: of the box of what.
Speaker 3: I think the box? I think they were products of
Speaker 3: the West Indies. God damn, I don't think. I don't
Speaker 3: think they were. I don't think they. I don't think
Speaker 3: they used it.
Speaker 1: You think these are weird, like biracial or I don't
Speaker 1: think sort of like, uh.
Speaker 3: I want to be known that I'm not. I don't
Speaker 3: think biracial people are weird. I don't think.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't mean to phrase it that way. That
Speaker 1: wasn't my interpretation of what you said either. I'm saying
Speaker 1: you think that this was more a reflection of them
Speaker 1: handpicking the right people for the job. Princess Penny, who
Speaker 1: is a former guest on the show, is one of
Speaker 1: those types of dudes. He wasn't on any of the boxes,
Speaker 1: but he's one of those dudes that like allegedly has
Speaker 1: like extremely curly haired despite being like a full.
Speaker 3: Black doesn't he keep his shit short though.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he'll grow it out and it is very like
Speaker 1: wavy curly, sort of like it looks like what Lone
Speaker 1: used to do to his hair back right back in
Speaker 1: those you know, early two thousand days.
Speaker 3: He's got a comb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a kunk and he says it's
Speaker 1: not a kunk. And I'll leave that to the listeners
Speaker 1: to decide, you know.
Speaker 3: But it is true some people do have that.
Speaker 1: I think so my daughter is gonna be one of
Speaker 1: those people. She's like a fairly not dark skin, but
Speaker 1: like a fairly She's a very clearly a black girl
Speaker 1: with just very red, curly hair.
Speaker 3: And it's odd, right, And because your hair is not
Speaker 3: you have pretty good hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've curly hair, and my wife has even curlier,
Speaker 1: sort of softer hair than me, And so I think
Speaker 1: she got honestly a weird mixture of both of our hair,
Speaker 1: but is also way darker than both of us.
Speaker 3: And I don't know what to do. He kind of
Speaker 3: got the best of both worlds.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. I'm not gonna lie is a cool
Speaker 1: looking low kid.
Speaker 3: And I she got lucky.
Speaker 1: And if I could sell her to a circus and
Speaker 1: not lose our relationship, I do it, man.
Speaker 3: In a heartbeat. I've always thought about that. If I
Speaker 3: have kids, I almost feel like I gotta cut it
Speaker 3: a little bit, or I gotta get a woman with
Speaker 3: equally curly hair, and we just build a dark haired dynasty.
Speaker 1: You're saying you need, you need a little bit of
Speaker 1: something else mixed in so that your kid doesn't also
Speaker 1: have this bush textured beard.
Speaker 3: It's for a dude, It's fine. I feel like it
Speaker 3: would be difficult for one, because my shit is so dense.
Speaker 3: It's hard for me even if I tried. I tried,
Speaker 3: you know, I think we all had the time period
Speaker 3: where we were like, let's just grow out on afro.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get braids, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: And like, my shit's so curly it doesn't even it
Speaker 3: doesn't go out, it just gets more. Like I grew
Speaker 3: my ship for like months and it literally was maybe
Speaker 3: like an inch or two for my skull, Like it
Speaker 3: just is so the tight, tight coils. Yeah, it's fucked up.
Speaker 3: I can't even shave with the razor. I have to
Speaker 3: use the electric because if I shave with the razor,
Speaker 3: my whole ship, my neckla's like a crunch bar.
Speaker 1: Oh you'll get those bumps.
Speaker 3: Oh nasty, bad bad bumps. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, you don't want that. It's not worth it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I just get a shave at
Speaker 3: the barbershop. Damn.
Speaker 1: That is tragic. And I don't know that I would.
Speaker 1: I don't on any woman. It's not okay. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I love myself. I think I'm beautiful. Listen to David,
Speaker 1: I think you're a ghoul and yeah, yeah, You're a
Speaker 1: hideous creature from deep at the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry that that that curses, befalling.
Speaker 3: You from the inner recesses of the dark continent. Uh No,
Speaker 3: I like it, but it is hard to make like
Speaker 3: it is hard to mean, it's not hard. It's just
Speaker 3: I gotta keep a I gotta keep a little fade
Speaker 3: in my beard trim. I can't.
Speaker 1: I'll say this. I used to be very jealous of
Speaker 1: people with your hair texture growing up because, yeah, because
Speaker 1: my hair. I go to a black barber. I've always
Speaker 1: gone to black barbers, except for a sweet period in
Speaker 1: New York where I was going to a Dominican barber.
Speaker 1: And frankly, they're the ones that actually know how to
Speaker 1: cut my hair. Black barbers are always very frustrated cutting
Speaker 1: my hair because they're it doesn't do the shit that
Speaker 1: like traditional black hair does. It like curls in every
Speaker 1: direction in a way that makes it very hard to
Speaker 1: not cut, but to actually like even out and make
Speaker 1: look the way that like a traditional haircut is meant
Speaker 1: to look.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is an issue. I never I mean, it's
Speaker 3: like you know what I mean, It's like they say,
Speaker 3: you don't want no one else's problems.
Speaker 1: I never my Bob.
Speaker 3: Even crossed my mind. I always assume your hair would
Speaker 3: be but you have a you keep a nice fade though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bob Barber is He's always complaining to me about
Speaker 1: my hair. It takes this nigga sometimes like an hour
Speaker 1: and a half for a fucking haircut, and like, no,
Speaker 1: it's nuts, like it truly is like And it's partly
Speaker 1: because he's just talking. He's talking the whole time and
Speaker 1: and fucking distracted. But I think the other part of
Speaker 1: it is, like you truly have to have like a,
Speaker 1: you have to have an expertise in my hair to
Speaker 1: really do it the way it's supposed to be done.
Speaker 1: It doesn't fade as easily or sort of clearly as
Speaker 1: I think thicker hair does.
Speaker 3: Damn damn all right, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we all we all got problems.
Speaker 3: Man. You know, everybody's gotta you know what they need
Speaker 3: and this is this is Pat and Penning. They need
Speaker 3: they need with them. You need what the Asian dudes
Speaker 3: be doing. Oh to get it rekinky, you need to kink.
Speaker 3: We need to think back. Now I can get on that.
Speaker 1: Box, that box for the Asian dudes that wanna that
Speaker 1: want to put weird.
Speaker 3: Glue in their.
Speaker 1: Hair so that it could be.
Speaker 3: They could get faded. It's just a picture of.
Speaker 1: Me, and you know it's written in clicks. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like just for a click clack, click clack.
Speaker 3: Oh man, oh yes, keep that click back with click clack.
Speaker 1: We're calling upon you because we have new merch. We
Speaker 1: have very exciting merch that we are now selling and
Speaker 1: it's it's fucking great. We love it so much.
Speaker 3: Just sleek, it's sexy.
Speaker 1: Come on, you want to tell them what we have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
Speaker 3: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien
Speaker 3: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then
Speaker 3: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has
Speaker 3: a coofie on it. Since my mama told me. And
Speaker 3: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,
Speaker 3: which is who you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my
Speaker 1: Mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com and we want
Speaker 1: you to have all the sweet stuff, So get it.
Speaker 1: I watched a video the other day of an Asian
Speaker 1: dude going through the process to get dreads and it
Speaker 1: wasn't real dreads. They were like sewing them in or
Speaker 1: doing some sort of weird like the process was insane,
Speaker 1: but it was like it was truly phenomenal to watch
Speaker 1: just these Korean men fighting to have black hair.
Speaker 3: I've seen that where they put all the shit in
Speaker 3: it, and it's like, I don't think it's worth all that.
Speaker 1: No, it's not worth any And you don't look cool,
Speaker 1: big dog. It looks odd to see you the way
Speaker 1: that you are presenting yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 1: Are you offended by those things? Does that? Does that
Speaker 1: offend you? When when Asian people do that?
Speaker 3: It doesn't. Man, I've been really thinking about what I
Speaker 3: think and feel about appropriation recently, and I A I
Speaker 3: do too many racist voices in my home to be
Speaker 3: offended by anything anybody else does. If you heard what
Speaker 3: I always say it in the house, you would not
Speaker 3: like it. So there's that, and it's just like, man,
Speaker 3: you can't. You can't safeguard culture in that way. That's
Speaker 3: like how humanity works. You see something you want to
Speaker 3: emulate it. So it's like cultural appropriation. I don't in theory.
Speaker 3: I don't mind it. I mind it when homage isn't
Speaker 3: paid to the originators, like in the way that like
Speaker 3: when they say, like Travis Colce invented to fade like
Speaker 3: shit like that, I think, yes, this is pretty pretty terrible,
Speaker 3: But the idea that somebody else wants to do it,
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't. I really I can't be mad
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 1: No, I'm never honestly, I'm never really that mad at
Speaker 1: any of this stuff. To your point, I don't like
Speaker 1: when it becomes like a trending topic because of something
Speaker 1: that is an arbitrary choice that black people have been
Speaker 1: doing for years or other races have been doing for years.
Speaker 1: But but in general, no, go ahead and wear the
Speaker 1: silly outfits that you if you look ridiculous, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make fun of you. And that should just be the
Speaker 1: end of the conversation. It shouldn't be a reflection on
Speaker 1: like hatred or or cruelty against my race. It's just like, nah,
Speaker 1: you look dumb. That wasn't for you, and you know it,
Speaker 1: and I know, and I'm gonna say something.
Speaker 3: And also it's like where who are we if we're
Speaker 3: not sampling bits of other cultures, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Then it becomes everything because it becomes that rhetoric feels
Speaker 3: very separate but equal type of shit where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: so if I can't you can't do my shit, then
Speaker 3: I can't do your shit. And I'm like, no, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna put on a pair of hookahs and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go down and I'm gonna eat a piece of pizza. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, and fucking whatever. Like that's
Speaker 3: the point of the world is to be able to
Speaker 3: try things. And I think that like keeping keeping things,
Speaker 3: then that becomes that's why you know, niggas don't ski
Speaker 3: or whatever. Like just I've had so many things within
Speaker 3: my life where I've been like, well, black people don't
Speaker 3: do that, and it's like, man, fucking shut.
Speaker 1: Up, Yeah we should, we could, we should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, like.
Speaker 1: Come on, black people are wearing those wrap around Oakley shades.
Speaker 3: Now yeah I don't really.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not doing it. But that's truly like
Speaker 1: where we're at where like we are. We are also
Speaker 1: simplers of culture that was not our culture, and I
Speaker 1: think for years we justified it as well. We made
Speaker 1: that shit cool, and that is true. Like there are
Speaker 1: a lot of things that like culturally we turned into
Speaker 1: something flier than the white interpretation of it was. But
Speaker 1: that also comes with its own bias, right, Like I
Speaker 1: think that that black white people would also argue that
Speaker 1: they made country music cool, and like, to some extent,
Speaker 1: they kind of did, but that doesn't mean that they
Speaker 1: should have ownership of the thing. It just means that, like,
Speaker 1: all right, for a period, y'all were the only ones
Speaker 1: rocking this shit and you kind of made a swag
Speaker 1: inside of it that black people weren't accessing, and that's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just people got it, Like you can't limit yourself.
Speaker 3: It all feels like putting yourself in a box culturally,
Speaker 3: and that to me feels like it just feels like
Speaker 3: that's a road to like keeping us in the in
Speaker 3: the dark on other things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. This all feels like a big argument
Speaker 1: of two men who are like, that's why we should
Speaker 1: get to fuck white women, and I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I don't want that to be the misinterpretation of our intentionency.
Speaker 3: Yo, that's the typical podcast, right, and that in turn
Speaker 3: is not only fu with Filipinos.
Speaker 1: Yes, Like, no, I'm not saying we should just be
Speaker 1: doing everything willy nilly I'm just saying, like, don't be
Speaker 1: afraid of trying and letting other people try the things
Speaker 1: that that we maybe sometimes think we should hold deer.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying you should be
Speaker 3: out here fucking all the white women, but if you're
Speaker 3: trying to get your duke sucked.
Speaker 1: Now, they made that coup.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite part about this podcast. Sometimes it feels
Speaker 3: like we're having a really good conversation, really getting to
Speaker 3: the bottom of the see yeah, and then it just
Speaker 3: goes back to white women's sucking dick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, listen, we can't stay healers for too long. People
Speaker 1: will start believing in us in a way that they shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not trying to answer those d ms.
Speaker 1: Fuck no, man, I was gonna hurt myself real bad,
Speaker 1: but then I listen to your podcast, and now I
Speaker 1: feel like, no, fuck, you hurt yourself, hurt yourself the
Speaker 1: way you were supposed to.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not on the same size if you're going
Speaker 3: through it. I'm sure there are numbers you can call.
Speaker 3: That was an insane thing to say. This man is
Speaker 3: truly a light skinned devil. I do think I took
Speaker 3: it too far that time. Most of the time, I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh man, they'll be all right, but that's time too fun.
Speaker 3: I don't I'm not proud of that Joyce listening. It's boundaries.
Speaker 1: It's all about boundaries. We got another email from a
Speaker 1: person named Kia. Kia made sure that that she made
Speaker 1: her pronunciation clear in the email, but she said, Dear
Speaker 1: Langston and David, my name is Kia, and I am
Speaker 1: a big fan of the podcast. You are hilarious and
Speaker 1: wildly talented, and I've been following both of your careers
Speaker 1: for some time. You sound like a big time agent. Kiya,
Speaker 1: what do you have opportunities for us? She said, I'm
Speaker 1: writing in response to the recent s Curl episode. Growing up,
Speaker 1: my auntie was a marketing director for Luster and also
Speaker 1: worked in marketing for Strength of Nature Global LLC. Let's go,
Speaker 1: you got some you got some aunties do or your
Speaker 1: auntie's doing work.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: My little cousin was an endurable and strikingly beautiful kid
Speaker 1: with thick, long and natural straight hair. Everyone said she
Speaker 1: should be a she should be a pink moisturizer just
Speaker 1: for me model. Unfortunately, she could not model because she
Speaker 1: was related to a company employee. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yes, nuts of all the companies that I thought wouldn't
Speaker 3: care about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like y'all can't benefit from some nepotism. What the fuck.
Speaker 3: Put your baby on the box, I would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no fucking way. You got the look. They
Speaker 1: were watching children turn into celebrities simply because of their
Speaker 1: relationship to famous people every day. There's no reason that
Speaker 1: I should have to deal with with Dan Levy and
Speaker 1: and not this little es Cirl baby.
Speaker 3: If I gotta watch another Baldwin get famous, you could
Speaker 3: put your little baby on that box.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, fucking Hailey Bieber, I know where the
Speaker 1: fuck she came from, Boston.
Speaker 3: She said.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, she gannad because she was related to a company employee. However,
Speaker 1: my friend's little sister was a just for me girl.
Speaker 1: She had long, thick hair that straightened easily. It's important
Speaker 1: to note that she never in life had been given
Speaker 1: a hair relaxer, and according to her, most of the
Speaker 1: models didn't even use the products. Wow, so those little
Speaker 1: girl models, while falsely advertising, were real. I called my
Speaker 1: aunt and asked if she's ever met an s curl model,
Speaker 1: and she told me she has not okay, the further further,
Speaker 1: This further proves that they don't exist. I will say
Speaker 1: I've never seen s Curl models in anything else, but
Speaker 1: many of the just for Me girls, including my friend's sister,
Speaker 1: went on to have successful modeling careers. Hope this helps
Speaker 1: and keep up the good work, guys. I listen every week.
Speaker 3: Thank you Kiyava would have we would have said it
Speaker 3: Kia even without the pronunciation, but we appreciate that. Man.
Speaker 3: I think this goes back to what we were saying.
Speaker 3: We had even said this off air. Of all the
Speaker 3: people who reached out for us, it was it was
Speaker 3: only the just for Me girls who people claim to have,
Speaker 3: people who claim to have ties and stuff. No men,
Speaker 3: not one men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even you know, I know they're saying this podcast
Speaker 1: or was a a whatever an s curl model, But
Speaker 1: you know the proof is in the pudding. They're just
Speaker 1: aren't that. We need a little more evidence here.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, And and because was he in? Who was he?
Speaker 3: Because there's different boxes too. There's some of the boxes
Speaker 3: just have one man.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: But I'm talking about remember like the ads and like
Speaker 3: Vibe magazine, where was all six.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, that it would be like all the options. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could do to your hair.
Speaker 3: Traditional afro, the curl, the curl, fade, braids, waves, waves, yeah,
Speaker 3: like the whole Yeah. Those those guys never those guys
Speaker 3: never met each other.
Speaker 1: I'll also say this, what what feels objectively true inside
Speaker 1: of both of these emails so far is that the
Speaker 1: people who are chosen for these opportunities are not users
Speaker 1: of the product. And that feels very telling of what
Speaker 1: these products actually are. It feels like, ultimately what this
Speaker 1: is a type of poison that they are serving up
Speaker 1: to our community. And they are wise enough to know
Speaker 1: that they can't poison the motherfuckers on the box because
Speaker 1: the poison don't actually do what it claims to do.
Speaker 1: They need a motherfucker that looks like what they want
Speaker 1: the poison to make us believe it does right.
Speaker 3: Right, And I mean that's the nature of advertising. I
Speaker 3: don't feel like it's just insidio. I mean, you think
Speaker 3: them dudes got buff on the bowflex commercial from using
Speaker 3: a bowflex, Well.
Speaker 1: That's just sure, that is what I thought. I thought
Speaker 1: the Tiger Jim worked, and now I know different.
Speaker 3: I remember there was this girl in like ninth grade,
Speaker 3: and everybody claims she got titties because she just used
Speaker 3: a bowflex all summer, which was a crazy.
Speaker 1: Girls, there's a few leaps inside of.
Speaker 3: That, and you, yeah, it's crazy. Everybody's like, she just
Speaker 3: has tits because she used a bow like like, of
Speaker 3: course not what are you talking about that? Anyways? Yeah? Anyways, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I hate that. I think that's true, though,
Speaker 3: I don't think these are people with good hair. Mm.
Speaker 3: I don't think these were people who Now that being said,
Speaker 3: do I think there's a situation in which you could
Speaker 3: use those products to get the desired effect? Yes, my
Speaker 3: shit's just fucked up right.
Speaker 1: You're saying that that some people might be able to
Speaker 1: use that product and gaining the powers of the of
Speaker 1: the s curl, but unfortunately you were not blessed with
Speaker 1: that as an opportunity, I'd argue probably most Mmmm, that
Speaker 1: feels real to me. I'm not even sure it would
Speaker 1: do something good to my hair. I think think it
Speaker 1: would make my hair like look almost like who was
Speaker 1: that Jason Tatum? I was gonna say, justin wairini, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, like, I think it would
Speaker 1: make me look wet and and and almost like fucked up.
Speaker 1: If I tried to do it, I.
Speaker 3: Think you could pull off a wet look. Though. I
Speaker 3: think you could be wet. I think you could be wet.
Speaker 1: Bro, I don't want to be wet.
Speaker 3: I feel like you know you don't want to your father,
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, if you need it to, yeah, I
Speaker 3: think if you needed to, I think you could. You could,
Speaker 3: You could be wet.
Speaker 1: I asked my barber, uh more recently than than I
Speaker 1: care to admit. I asked my barbera to cut cut,
Speaker 1: give me the Jason Tatum cut. And afterwards I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a mistake. I don't I don't like this,
Speaker 1: not one bit. I gotta That's when I cut my
Speaker 1: hair back off really yeah, because I was growing it
Speaker 1: for a little while.
Speaker 3: Like that shut It was kind of longer for a little.
Speaker 1: Bit, like six seven months ago. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: a on my hair out of Anna. Let my natural
Speaker 1: curls curl and ship. And then I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: hit me with that Jason Tatum and I saw and
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 3: Nah, do you think that's why you avoid a part
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 1: I think that that if you are a light skinned dude,
Speaker 1: making certain hair choices. You gotta lean into that character.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, you guys
Speaker 3: are conservative. You're pretty I think you have a pretty
Speaker 3: conservative As long as I've known you, I feel like
Speaker 3: you've kept it pretty conservative.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: If if you go on tone Bell, you got a
Speaker 1: tone Bell, you know what I mean? You gottah.
Speaker 3: That's how he got season two on Netflix. Bro, big fan.
Speaker 1: But you gotta really be down to be a sexy
Speaker 1: FLEXI yeah, like dude, Yeah, you gotta roller skate, you
Speaker 1: gotta wear sunglasses at times when sunglasses are inappropriate. You
Speaker 1: gotta really be that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1: I ain't there.
Speaker 3: I think that I have a latent life sexy coming
Speaker 3: oh okay, because in my twenties I actually rebelled against
Speaker 3: it and I was like, I'm gonna keep my hair
Speaker 3: gross natural to be just like too long and unkempt
Speaker 3: like a why, and my beard too, and I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna be out here looking fairly homeless, to be honest,
Speaker 3: And what do you think that was? I think that
Speaker 3: everybody has a point in their life where they reject
Speaker 3: the beauty standards that are put upon them in one
Speaker 3: way or another. And I think especially being within entertainment
Speaker 3: and being somewhat of a non conventional black person. Anyways,
Speaker 3: I feel like I almost felt empowered in that, like
Speaker 3: almost like I'm gonna be unkempt and be like this,
Speaker 3: and you're gonna have to look at it, and you're
Speaker 3: gonna have to give me these meetings and you're gonna
Speaker 3: and it's like, I think it was kind of a
Speaker 3: sense of defiance. And I was broke, but so seventy thirty,
Speaker 3: but I think there was a level. I think it
Speaker 3: was a level of defiance. Yeah, that's real. Yeah, just
Speaker 3: like rebelling against the entertainment. Even though I'm such a hypocrite,
Speaker 3: I'm in entertainment. That's how I make my money. Do
Speaker 3: not get it twisted.
Speaker 1: It is a weird thing where like I remember the
Speaker 1: year that I did jfl Rip jfl inion. Fucking stupid
Speaker 1: asses let it die, I guess Yeah, stubbies, you guys
Speaker 1: ran out of money. You're the biggest fucking comedy festival
Speaker 1: in the world, and now you just had to cancel,
Speaker 1: you idiots. Yeah, it's going on. That being said, book
Speaker 1: is in twenty twenty five. Hey, come on, if you
Speaker 1: make some money back, I apologie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you funny, not give me.
Speaker 1: But the year that I did New Faces, I remember
Speaker 1: I had a really long beard. I grew my beard
Speaker 1: super long, and I think similarly it had a quality
Speaker 1: of like rebelling self sabotage inside of it, where I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not going to show up here and
Speaker 1: be handsome because I don't want them to be looking
Speaker 1: at me on some like oh well cast them in
Speaker 1: some handsome boy shit. I want this to be like truly,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the funny guy and it's just gonna
Speaker 1: be on my own merit.
Speaker 3: And it's so odd because it's like, at least for me,
Speaker 3: I was doing that as if I had had a
Speaker 3: life before where I was classically the handsome guy and
Speaker 3: now I was rejecting it. I didn't I always been
Speaker 3: the same guy, you know what I mean. People weren't
Speaker 3: coming at me like we want you to be a
Speaker 3: lead in this fucking rom com. I just did that
Speaker 3: shit to myself. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Similarly, it's not like I grew this beard and then
Speaker 1: was doing like dirty boy jokes. I was still up
Speaker 1: there doing the material I did. I just now had
Speaker 1: a beard and I had to explain to people why
Speaker 1: I decided to look like fucking you know, castaway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean to be fair, I was doing dirty
Speaker 3: boy jokes.
Speaker 1: For a while. Yeah, but you do dirty boy jokes now.
Speaker 3: I'd say that that that.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that as a majority.
Speaker 3: It's okay. I said you were born at home. You
Speaker 3: have to get over it.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that as a negative. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of your comedy. Well, but I think you know
Speaker 1: you're a rascally rabbit. I think you're aware of the
Speaker 1: material you sort of live in.
Speaker 3: I can't help it, man, I just am a I've been.
Speaker 3: I've been really trying to tone it back. I don't
Speaker 3: I'm not wild in my heart. It's just my actions
Speaker 3: end up so wild somehow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just live a very wild life. I was
Speaker 1: talking to somebody about you the other day. It might
Speaker 1: have been Sean Patten, and he was saying how much
Speaker 1: he loves seeing you and loves drinking with you and shit,
Speaker 1: and he was like, man, bory that dude, when he
Speaker 1: starts drinking, he could just make the night, keep going
Speaker 1: out of anything. And I was like, yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1: He's just he's a dude who just keep having fun
Speaker 1: even when the fun seems like it's come to a
Speaker 1: natural halt, you'll find a way to create a new,
Speaker 1: chaotic little game inside of it.
Speaker 3: I think the problem is that I've had so much
Speaker 3: fun and not fun places like I can really be
Speaker 3: with myself and just be alone and have a good
Speaker 3: I've learned that from just like growing up and being
Speaker 3: grounded and moving all the time, just like I was
Speaker 3: always having to do that anyways. So now yeah, it's like,
Speaker 3: I ga, we don't have to be doing anything. I
Speaker 3: could have a great time. Yeah, but it does lead
Speaker 3: me to some like wild situations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was only meant out of uh
Speaker 1: love and admiration and not in any way shaming you
Speaker 1: for your ability to keep the party going.
Speaker 3: I mean, you did just call me dirty, you dirty jokes.
Speaker 3: I am what I am, But honestly, I'm clean. I
Speaker 3: paid tickets and stuff I pay, I pay taxes, I
Speaker 3: have some money. I'm not like a monster. I just
Speaker 3: like to have a little fun on the weekends.
Speaker 1: You have a good time. We're calling upon you because
Speaker 1: we have we have new merch. We have very exciting
Speaker 1: merch that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great.
Speaker 1: We love it so much.
Speaker 3: Just sleek, it's sexy.
Speaker 1: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
Speaker 3: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien
Speaker 3: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then
Speaker 3: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has
Speaker 3: a koofie on it since my mama told me. And
Speaker 3: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,
Speaker 3: which is who you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can buy the merch now go to my
Speaker 1: mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com and we want
Speaker 1: you to have all the sweet stuff.
Speaker 3: So get it all right? So next one is from caira.
Speaker 1: Hey, okay, yeah, sorry, I didn't know how to pronounce that,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think that's right.
Speaker 3: How are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1: To be honest, I think dyslexia kicked it hard and
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, see, yeah, bron.
Speaker 3: Whoever you are, we appreciate it. She had an accent,
Speaker 3: which is confusing. The accent mark on the A. We
Speaker 3: know you're from America. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Cut it out.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey from Chicago. So my dad worked a lot
Speaker 3: of people. It shut out. By the way, I never
Speaker 3: thought about this until this chain of emails shut out
Speaker 3: for Luster to seemingly being a very large employer of
Speaker 3: corporate black people. Your product is poisoned. But I think
Speaker 3: it's great that you do that. I do like I
Speaker 3: am thro that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think that's fair.
Speaker 3: So my dad worked for Luster Products in the nineties
Speaker 3: into the two thousands. He was the art director and
Speaker 3: packaging designer for several of their brands, including Scrow, PCJ Krema, Nature, Pink,
Speaker 3: Just for me, et cetera. I can't confirm the models
Speaker 3: are real, lol. I spent summers helping edit the photos
Speaker 3: yes Photoshop existed already, and typesetting the text to the packaging.
Speaker 3: I know some of the women models went on to
Speaker 3: acting like Shannon Thornton, but I don't know where them
Speaker 3: other niggas at. Again, where this feels like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to say, this feels like a side job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's wild. Bring back our men.
Speaker 3: Bring back our man hashtag. Also, he designed P two
Speaker 3: K trading cards that when in the kids relaxed their boxes.
Speaker 3: So I once met B two K, which to the
Speaker 3: record executive, who that whose idea? That was genius?
Speaker 1: That's pretty that's pretty smart.
Speaker 3: You get you get, you get your ship relaxed and
Speaker 3: assigned picture of Rasby.
Speaker 1: And this is ra before we knew what happened to Rasby.
Speaker 3: This, yeah, we didn't know that. This is when he
Speaker 3: was Raspberry Bee. And then she included she included one
Speaker 3: of the trading cards and it says Kira, thanks for
Speaker 3: the love. And it's signed by all of them.
Speaker 1: All four Yeah you might as well by Rasby, by
Speaker 1: Jay Bugg and of course O Marion.
Speaker 3: You know all the names.
Speaker 1: I know every name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I mean, I think that email also speaks
Speaker 3: to the whole issue that we've been having.
Speaker 1: Right then, here's an even more fascinating one. I want
Speaker 1: to follow this up that we got an email from
Speaker 1: a person named Eric who said, what up, Dull Langston David.
Speaker 1: I'll skip past some of the compliments, but he says,
Speaker 1: go on to more pressing matters. One of the few
Speaker 1: things I do know. He says that his father, who
Speaker 1: let's just say was kind of not involved in his
Speaker 1: life at all, his choice.
Speaker 3: So he was flying all right, you mean a cool guy.
Speaker 1: Say little man, I can't stick around. I got to do.
Speaker 3: Me and my CONTs to go.
Speaker 1: Says he didn't know him at all. But he goes
Speaker 1: on to say one of the few things I do
Speaker 1: know about him is that he was a handsome devil.
Speaker 1: In fact, the only thing he ever wait wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: let's not, let's not skip out what he said. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I've been in therapy for a while and
Speaker 1: I'm really getting the help I need something.
Speaker 3: Let's not.
Speaker 1: That's oh well, I was trying to give him some space.
Speaker 1: That worked.
Speaker 3: We need to tell people to go to therapy. It
Speaker 3: hurts he wasn't there. I also have a lady I
Speaker 3: talked to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry that your dad was a
Speaker 1: piece of ship, but but he was very handy.
Speaker 3: He was just.
Speaker 1: You sent He sent us pictures of his.
Speaker 3: Father and yeah, I'm sorry. Continue, I just wanted to
Speaker 3: get that therapy. No, you're right.
Speaker 1: He was a busy, busy man pretending the hammer stuff
Speaker 1: and uh fly jet engines. I don't I can't tell
Speaker 1: from all of these pictures, but he was. He was
Speaker 1: a model of some sort. And it says that, in fact,
Speaker 1: the only thing that he ever gave me were these
Speaker 1: dashing good looks. He took his face to print media.
Speaker 1: My mom actually took his first eight x tens and
Speaker 1: sent him on his first couple of calls. While he
Speaker 1: was never immortalized on an S Curl or duke box,
Speaker 1: he ended up in a lot of ads back in
Speaker 1: the day. Attached her just a few of the campaigns
Speaker 1: he was a part of. From what I understand about
Speaker 1: the process back in those times, models in the papers
Speaker 1: or boxes for our purposes were not credited, but were
Speaker 1: still paid a lot depending on how many ads they
Speaker 1: had done in the past. He was also the fire
Speaker 1: chief of a town in Connecticut. Whoa, he's a deadbeat
Speaker 1: and a fire chief.
Speaker 3: What's your mom do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why did she run him off that way? Because
Speaker 1: fire chief? That's a good man. So his modeling career
Speaker 1: was very much a side hustle in the most eighties
Speaker 1: way possible. I hope this helps. I'm always happy to
Speaker 1: contribute anything I can to further.
Speaker 3: Your work, by bitch.
Speaker 1: And yes, his dad was a very handsome man, very buff,
Speaker 1: sort of like a handsome Robert Townsend, almost like a.
Speaker 3: Sex good mustache, good mustache, broad shoulders too. He was
Speaker 3: a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was filling out that shirt. Look at you
Speaker 1: be man. But point being another man who is missing?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: We know information about this individual, but we do not
Speaker 1: have it sounds like from Eric direct contact with him.
Speaker 3: Last scene of the fire in Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really goes on. I think one of the
Speaker 1: things that seems most consistent is that in other people
Speaker 1: sent us emails saying that the Shade Room has covered
Speaker 1: this subject looking for the hair models and maybe has
Speaker 1: found some of the quote unquote kings that are on
Speaker 1: the boxes. But at the end of the day, it
Speaker 1: does seem relatively consistent that these men in particular do
Speaker 1: not seem to be floating to the surface as much
Speaker 1: as we thought they should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is scary, man. I don't know really what
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: I think we, you know, in between donating to all
Speaker 1: the other tragedies that are happening around the world, obviously
Speaker 1: there are a lot of places that you could be
Speaker 1: putting your money right now, I think we need to
Speaker 1: start an organization. I think that we need to dedicate
Speaker 1: our time and energy towards protecting the men who have
Speaker 1: been on the S CurlBOX and may be captive somewhere,
Speaker 1: And we also need to protect future men from finding
Speaker 1: themselves on the S CurlBOX or the missing milk cartons
Speaker 1: of the black community. You know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: that is essentially what they are. It's just it's missing
Speaker 1: kids on a fucking s CurlBOX.
Speaker 3: It's so strange. I don't even think as much as
Speaker 3: this is a conspiracy podcast, I don't even know if
Speaker 3: this is. I don't know what to make of this.
Speaker 3: It does trouble me, though.
Speaker 1: It is trouble and we thank you all for sending
Speaker 1: all of all of what you've sent, and we we
Speaker 1: appreciate that you sort of can help verify some of
Speaker 1: our fears and and correct us on some of the
Speaker 1: things that we may have been incorrect on. But more
Speaker 1: than anything, we hope that you can help to resolve
Speaker 1: some of this, that maybe we can find a way
Speaker 1: to make it so that these products are not simply
Speaker 1: a tool of manipulation, but that these models get the
Speaker 1: credit that they deserve and hopefully can find the safety
Speaker 1: that we want them to find in their own lives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's good man. And also, if you
Speaker 3: want to give some money, donate to my kickstarter or
Speaker 3: rekink the only thing to get that nap back.
Speaker 1: David, despite all of this, does want to be on
Speaker 1: the box of a of a hair care product for
Speaker 1: Asian men. So yeah, yeah, go ahead and help my
Speaker 1: man get his modeling career into into focus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell the people where they can
Speaker 1: find you on what cool shit you.
Speaker 3: Have going on?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just follow me a cool guy jokes eighty seven
Speaker 3: on Instagram. All my stuff is coming up there. Watch
Speaker 3: Royal Crackers every week on HBO max or max ono
Speaker 3: what it's called. And yeah, other than that, you know,
Speaker 3: get the merch and oh, Netflix is a joke. Festival
Speaker 3: May fifth, my birthday at the Comedy Store. Come on
Speaker 3: out and see us. It's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 3: We already got somebody bringing me a vegan funnel cake
Speaker 3: and yeah, could be good.
Speaker 1: Doubtful, but maybe I have my helpes.
Speaker 3: Hopefully bring us to come.
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