WEBVTT - Curl, You Know It's True? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:11.440 Chips and yours Kuala Bears are racist. 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:19.320 The host layer host the money stuff. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:21.600 I can't tell me. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:31.560 Speaking of of curly haired bitches. Oh yeah, David Borie, 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:36.440 I'm Langston Germy. It was the fears we are we 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.600 We should start by saying that we'd be this episode 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:45.000 we've dedicated to a topic that has been a huge 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:48.960 maybe one of our biggest responses from our audience, as 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:52.880 far as them being both like determined and outraged at 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:55.680 at what we said. Is that fair to say? 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.680 Yeah, I didn't think that this was going to strike 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.400 such a chord with the little the community to be there. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:04.400 I didn't think this was like a big deal. But 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:06.920 people felt strong a lot of ways about it. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:10.560 Yeah, people had very big feelings about it, and maybe 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.759 rightfully so. Maybe you and I were a little bit 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:16.240 ignorant on this subject. But we talked a few weeks 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:20.600 ago about the s Curls and the missing models for 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.760 the s curl boxes, why we never see these men 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.759 from the s curl Boxes out in the real world. 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.680 And then we got tons and tons of emails and 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:35.840 dms and weird carrier pigeon messages from you, all claiming 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:39.600 that you knew personally the individuals from the s curl boxes, 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:43.520 or you had relationships and evidence that these people were 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:48.320 not actually artificial intelligence but were real human beings with 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:49.200 real sque. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:52.760 Curls, which I mean hashtag bring back our boys. You 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:53.360 guys did it? 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:55.920 You found us, You found you found our boys. 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:00.600 I will say, of all the of all the contact 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:06.160 we got no direct did you notice that nobody was 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:09.480 like I was on the s curl box. I live 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:14.560 in bedstide, I raised pigeons on the roof, like nobody 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:15.120 needs that. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:22.040 It's me Norman from Jacksonville and I I am the 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:23.800 brother on the box. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.440 No, it was it was a lot of like. It 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.120 was all like, oh, I know that she DJ in 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.520 a Virginia on radio and Roanoke. 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.440 Do you know her? Or you being told that's who 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:38.079 she is and that invalidates it somehow. But that's fine. 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.960 We understand that you feel very passionate, So we don't 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:44.160 want to make you feel small simply because you you're 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.000 you're lying about the Carol people. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:50.840 No, we still love you. Everybody knows somebody who knows 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:53.519 somebody knows somebody, and I don't regret you for reaching out. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.560 Yeah, No, we're grateful for you reaching out, even if 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:59.400 you are lying, and we respect that sometimes you just 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:00.960 need a reason and to reach out. 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:03.760 You know, you just want to he heard you want 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:05.320 to talk to somebody. I get it. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.760 You're trying to chat. We're down to chat with you. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:10.320 We like to chat. 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:15.160 We have. Olivia was very kind to sort of consolidate 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:17.079 a bunch of emails that we got in I want 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:19.360 to be clear that you and I both got a 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:23.160 bunch of direct messages that went unanswered that we won't 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:24.400 be able to answer. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:26.520 Uh, couldn't even go back. 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:33.639 Laziness and inability to navigate our dms and in boxes. 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.680 Also we you know, I don't have to answer that. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:40.440 You should be blessed if I answered you, because it 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:43.360 stresses me out. I don't like answering you guys, because 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:45.600 then now you have connection to me, and it's just 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:46.960 like texting with the stranger. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:52.440 It's it's not my unwillingness to answer you once. It's 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:56.400 my unwillingness to answer you every time that you contact me. 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:59.360 And we have a fair amount of people who and 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.680 I think what I'm speaking for both of us, who 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:06.080 will send us a DM sometimes on a daily multiple 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:09.520 times today I get from some people, just random ass 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:12.600 videos that I don't give a fuck about and did 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:15.880 not want, have nothing to do with our podcast or 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.920 the subject matter at hand. It's a shit you like that. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:21.839 You've added me to the list of people to see 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.120 and I don't care for that one bit. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:26.920 Yeah, and some people are good at it. Most people aren't. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.200 I don't do that with my own brother. He sends 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:32.000 me shit. I just said it spent a smiley face 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.560 because we're blood. I'm not going to do that. I'm 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:35.400 not going to do that for you. 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.360 Yeah, we came out the same vagina. I'll show them 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:41.159 a little respect. But otherwise when we were see section babies, 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:48.920 was watching mouth Oh sorry, well listen. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:49.440 I don't know. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:51.480 I hope you get a chance to come out of 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.800 one some day, because it really is. It's life changing. 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:57.480 I'd say, really, were you? Oh you were natural birth? 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:58.400 Do you think you're better than me? 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.000 I'm natural birth for sure. 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:02.960 You seem like a nigga. You seem like you could 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:06.320 have been born at home. Is that were that? Were? 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.200 I don't know why, but that's one of the meanest 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:17.080 things you've ever said to me. I have no clue. 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:20.760 I can't even begin to piece together why it's so vile. 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:24.960 But but you just you just said a vile, vile 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:25.560 thing to me. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:32.200 No, because I didn't mean it as a bad I 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:33.480 understand it came out. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.320 There's no way that comes out as a that's a compliment. 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.479 There's no way you are like, man, he's so cool. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:47.400 I mean he was birthed at home. No, you meant 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:48.520 to hurt me, and you did. 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:49.000 I did not. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:53.200 Let's put it on record. I'm gonna think about it 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:56.239 all night. I may never land on why it stings 0:05:56.320 --> 0:06:00.320 so bad. But you cut me deep, bitch, you cut 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:01.160 me real deep. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:03.760 I think it's because I'm still reeling from the C 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:08.000 section thing. I was like, I'm sorry, No, because wasn't 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.040 your mama doula though? 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:13.800 No, no, no, no, my mom has no expertise and 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:18.160 the child bearing world other than she's had four kids, 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:21.400 so she she knows it, you know, as a press. 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:23.320 It's pretty good. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:24.400 Yeah, it's pretty good. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.240 But no, I wouldn't want my mom in the room 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:30.400 if I were in any way seeing my children born. 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:31.720 She ain't gonna help. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.240 Does do moms get to get in the room. 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:38.000 I think cool moms probably due I think a nice, 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:41.520 cool mom could probably like advocate enough to be in 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.040 the room, But my mom, I ain't gonna help. 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:46.320 I don't think I would want my mom in the 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:46.880 room either. 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.680 No, no, no, that that you got to be a very 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:53.680 specific lady to earn being in the room in that 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:55.960 extremely stressful environment. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.240 Also, if my mom was in the room and I 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:00.360 wasn't in the room, I feel like she would get 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.359 skinned to skin before I did. And then now I 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.640 got to raise this baby who loves his grandma more 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:06.320 than his father. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.160 Man, now you got two wives, and what you're gonna 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:09.720 do about that? 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:12.960 You know, there's nothing as African as I am. There's 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:27.400 nothing that sounds worse. Probably that cut me now or 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:38.040 even because that sucked, sucked. I understand now. I know 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:41.640 how you felt because that sid didn't you did? I said, 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.960 that's not even. That's the thing. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.480 I don't know what the Ziero Leone accent is. I 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:51.200 think every average, every African accent in America is just 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:55.160 us doing Nigerian disrespectfully. I think it is more or 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:56.120 less the thing. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.720 Let's be honest. It's it's strange because for a content 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:04.120 with so many vast dialects, Yorks are pretty similar. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:14.200 You know what the problem is is that is that 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:18.720 across the board, despite to your point, this this vast 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:25.600 sort of like uh fucking cultural, just diverse place right 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:29.040 where everybody they can look different, sound different, all of 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:32.000 these things. What Africans I think share the most is 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:37.000 how little they respect Americans. And so I think what 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:41.800 it becomes that. No, I don't think it's only Africans, 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.920 but I think you guys take a weird pride in 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:50.360 it in a way that doesn't necessarily show in other countries. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.200 Like you guys are like we is very proud to 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:57.160 especially with Black Americans. You're like, I'm not that, I'm 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:59.719 better than that, and you know it and I know it, 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:01.920 And I think that's why you just do the same 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.160 accent because you're like, I don't know what You're just 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.680 we're gonna make the noise like you make the noise 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.080 that noise we don't respect. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:15.600 I don't know what to say about that. Uh, I 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:23.640 will say, it's not wrong, it's not race relationships are complicated, 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:27.520 you know what I mean? Hearing you speak about Africans 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:29.480 as the black Americans, you almost sound like a dude 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:33.600 from DC more than Chicago. Because them DC dudes. I 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:37.440 feel like that's where the most African Black people tension is. 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.240 Yeah, I can see that. I think anywhere on the 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:44.360 East Coast there's like, to your point of skin to 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:48.559 skin contact that that hasn't gone exactly the way it's 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.520 supposed to do with the Africans and the African Americans. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.720 Yeah, I think, and also the Africans. It's just you 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.680 know what bothers me is an African, We're so big, 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:02.560 and it's just like everybody, everybody got hung up on 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:10.520 those click niggas, Like they set us back so far. Listen, 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.880 it's like if all of America, we took all of 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:16.600 America talked, and you only listen to how people in 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:20.800 Boston talk, and then they put that for all of us, 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:21.520 you know what I mean. 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:26.920 Yeah, it's just Southeast becomes the only standard. 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:29.000 For becomes the blanket for the whole place. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:32.200 Yeah. No, it's it's rough. I will say that the 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:36.160 second that black people heard that the clicking, we were like, oh, 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.680 we about to eat y'all a lot. 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:43.960 Yeah, the clicking. The clicking set us back a long time. Yeah, 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:47.040 Olivia's right. If you are a native click speaker or 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:50.480 if you have ties to a click speaker, much like 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:54.160 the sque coral debate cendis in centace in some click info. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.920 Yeah, don't don't click out the email. You got to 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.520 write it in English because we ain't gonna know where 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:04.800 the dot dot whistle dot dot. I don't know what 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:06.840 that is, so you gotta say you gotta write it 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:07.719 in English. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:09.960 Wow, this might be our most racist episode. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:13.840 Yeah, no, it's it's without a shadow of a doubta 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:17.720 i'd say. But I'm excited. We we got all these emails. 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.200 You want to just pingpong it, I'll do want. 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:23.120 You to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah the first one. Yeah, 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.880 all right, So like we said, we got some emails 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.960 for you, let's start with this first one. Very excited. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.680 First one from somebody named Sam. Hello Sam, Hey Sam, 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.640 Hello you too, And it says people on the Jerry 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:39.320 Curl boxes are real. Oh but I want this clear. 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:42.320 It's the texturizer boxes. It doesn't have to be just 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.760 for Jerry curls. I think the box shows you that 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.719 there's an assortment of hairstyles that it can be used for. 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.400 Yeah, Sam's being a little reductive in just calling it 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:55.600 Jerry curl boxes, but we we respect that. Maybe maybe 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:58.400 it deserves to be reductive. I knew I knew a 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:00.719 lot of people who use the texture riser and the 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:04.040 left terrible stains on people's clothes because of it. 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:08.679 So talking to me, Bro, I thought we got past that. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.200 Did you see use the texturizers? 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.840 I used it like three months ago. We talked about 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:15.280 it on here. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.760 Oh damn. Is that how this came up? Was that 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.920 you were Yeah, I burn my face because I did 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:21.880 it all drunk. 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:22.800 On my bad. That's right. 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:26.400 I forgot. You made your beard all like wavy and. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:35.040 Ship Not really, to be completely honest, not really. I 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:36.920 tried a hot oil treatment the other day. My shit, 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.400 it's just it's just it's thick. It's just thick. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:41.840 There's nothing that you can do about it. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.760 There's only so much I can do. But it's just 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:49.000 always gonna be. It's like it's like it's like brush. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:54.640 It's just so dense. Anyways, besides that shot likes it 0:12:54.720 --> 0:13:01.120 took me. Let's get it. Hello you too? Love the pod. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:05.520 Podcast host Pat of Couple's Couch has revealed many times 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:08.160 that he was on a Jerry Curl or s curl 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:10.640 box when he was younger. It's important to note that 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:13.400 he has naturally curly hair, and I don't believe he 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:15.800 needed or used the product when he was modeling it. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.920 He may have signed an NBA regarding his naturally curly hair, 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:21.160 So don't get the man in legal trouble by asking 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:24.800 if he used it on air. Well, we're literally doing that. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:29.240 You should talk to him about it. You're very welcome. 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.000 I'm not gonna click this link because it's not hyper 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.560 linked and I don't have the time, but here's what 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.480 I do have to say. I bet he didn't have 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:41.160 cur I bet he did have curly hair, because as 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:45.200 someone who was trying to achieve the dream portrayed on 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:50.120 the box who fell so so short, Yeah, don't I 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:54.600 don't believe. I don't believe that those men were on Lusters. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.920 Let's call out the Luster's company. Let's say who it is. 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.240 It is, who it is Lusters. I don't think those 0:13:59.280 --> 0:13:59.840 men were. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.559 Oh you're saying that. You don't even believe that anybody 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.760 that was on one of those boxes was the product 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:08.920 of the box of what. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.480 I think the box? I think they were products of 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:15.480 the West Indies. God damn, I don't think. I don't 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:16.959 think they were. I don't think they. I don't think 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:17.640 they used it. 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:21.400 You think these are weird, like biracial or I don't 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:22.720 think sort of like, uh. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:25.560 I want to be known that I'm not. I don't 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.480 think biracial people are weird. I don't think. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.880 Well, I didn't mean to phrase it that way. That 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.680 wasn't my interpretation of what you said either. I'm saying 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.640 you think that this was more a reflection of them 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:44.800 handpicking the right people for the job. Princess Penny, who 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.920 is a former guest on the show, is one of 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.000 those types of dudes. He wasn't on any of the boxes, 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:55.520 but he's one of those dudes that like allegedly has 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:59.400 like extremely curly haired despite being like a full. 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:02.520 Black doesn't he keep his shit short though. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.200 Sometimes he'll grow it out and it is very like 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:09.080 wavy curly, sort of like it looks like what Lone 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.600 used to do to his hair back right back in 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:14.120 those you know, early two thousand days. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:15.240 He's got a comb. 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.600 Yeah, it looks like a kunk and he says it's 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.320 not a kunk. And I'll leave that to the listeners 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:22.360 to decide, you know. 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.280 But it is true some people do have that. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.080 I think so my daughter is gonna be one of 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:32.880 those people. She's like a fairly not dark skin, but 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:36.760 like a fairly She's a very clearly a black girl 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.880 with just very red, curly hair. 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:41.400 And it's odd, right, And because your hair is not 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:42.720 you have pretty good hair. 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.800 Yeah, I've curly hair, and my wife has even curlier, 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.120 sort of softer hair than me, And so I think 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:53.120 she got honestly a weird mixture of both of our hair, 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.880 but is also way darker than both of us. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:57.280 And I don't know what to do. He kind of 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.480 got the best of both worlds. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:00.520 It's pretty cool. I'm not gonna lie is a cool 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:01.480 looking low kid. 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.960 And I she got lucky. 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.000 And if I could sell her to a circus and 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:10.040 not lose our relationship, I do it, man. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.600 In a heartbeat. I've always thought about that. If I 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.680 have kids, I almost feel like I gotta cut it 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.920 a little bit, or I gotta get a woman with 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:22.040 equally curly hair, and we just build a dark haired dynasty. 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:25.720 You're saying you need, you need a little bit of 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:28.920 something else mixed in so that your kid doesn't also 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.320 have this bush textured beard. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.120 It's for a dude, It's fine. I feel like it 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:37.720 would be difficult for one, because my shit is so dense. 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:39.840 It's hard for me even if I tried. I tried, 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:41.720 you know, I think we all had the time period 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.560 where we were like, let's just grow out on afro. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:45.880 I'm trying to get braids, you know what I mean, 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:50.320 And like, my shit's so curly it doesn't even it 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:53.680 doesn't go out, it just gets more. Like I grew 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:57.080 my ship for like months and it literally was maybe 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:59.240 like an inch or two for my skull, Like it 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:06.000 just is so the tight, tight coils. Yeah, it's fucked up. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:08.679 I can't even shave with the razor. I have to 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.920 use the electric because if I shave with the razor, 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.200 my whole ship, my neckla's like a crunch bar. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:15.600 Oh you'll get those bumps. 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:19.840 Oh nasty, bad bad bumps. Yeah. 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:22.000 No, you don't want that. It's not worth it. 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:24.359 No, no, no, no, I just get a shave at 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:25.639 the barbershop. Damn. 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:28.720 That is tragic. And I don't know that I would. 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:33.240 I don't on any woman. It's not okay. Hold on, 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:38.080 I love myself. I think I'm beautiful. Listen to David, 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:42.919 I think you're a ghoul and yeah, yeah, You're a 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.720 hideous creature from deep at the bottom of the ocean. 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:50.600 And I'm sorry that that that curses, befalling. 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:55.240 You from the inner recesses of the dark continent. Uh No, 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:57.640 I like it, but it is hard to make like 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:01.040 it is hard to mean, it's not hard. It's just 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.240 I gotta keep a I gotta keep a little fade 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:04.800 in my beard trim. I can't. 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:08.679 I'll say this. I used to be very jealous of 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:13.440 people with your hair texture growing up because, yeah, because 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:17.840 my hair. I go to a black barber. I've always 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:21.119 gone to black barbers, except for a sweet period in 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.200 New York where I was going to a Dominican barber. 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:26.040 And frankly, they're the ones that actually know how to 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:30.639 cut my hair. Black barbers are always very frustrated cutting 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.960 my hair because they're it doesn't do the shit that 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:38.439 like traditional black hair does. It like curls in every 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:40.919 direction in a way that makes it very hard to 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:46.320 not cut, but to actually like even out and make 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:49.800 look the way that like a traditional haircut is meant 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:50.320 to look. 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:55.120 Wow, this is an issue. I never I mean, it's 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:56.840 like you know what I mean, It's like they say, 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:58.400 you don't want no one else's problems. 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:00.800 I never my Bob. 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:04.200 Even crossed my mind. I always assume your hair would 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:06.720 be but you have a you keep a nice fade though. 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:11.200 Yeah, Bob Barber is He's always complaining to me about 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:13.920 my hair. It takes this nigga sometimes like an hour 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:17.320 and a half for a fucking haircut, and like, no, 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:21.679 it's nuts, like it truly is like And it's partly 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:26.000 because he's just talking. He's talking the whole time and 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.919 and fucking distracted. 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