WEBVTT - I know You're a Fraud, But What Am I?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shonda land Audio in

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<v Speaker 1>partnership with I Heart Radio. Hello, and welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>third season of Criminalia. Our first season was all about

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<v Speaker 1>women poisoners, and our second season was all about stalkers.

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<v Speaker 1>But this season we're exploring the lives and motivations of

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<v Speaker 1>some of the most notorious impostors throughout history. I'm Maria

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<v Speaker 1>T Marqi and I'm Holly Fry. Marian, I'm so excited

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<v Speaker 1>to be here with you for season three. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be great. As we did in our first two seasons,

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<v Speaker 1>we planned to look at some of history's transgressions and

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<v Speaker 1>get a better understanding of what really went down. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna take a look at how these crimes might

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<v Speaker 1>be seen through today's eyes. As we always say, a

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<v Speaker 1>little distance goes a long way. We do always say that.

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<v Speaker 1>So today we're going to talk about a woman who

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<v Speaker 1>pretended to be royalty from a far away island. But

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<v Speaker 1>first we have to talk about what makes an impostor.

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<v Speaker 1>Just to set this whole season up, impostors are people

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<v Speaker 1>who pretend to be someone else for their own game.

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<v Speaker 1>Often that's financial gain, but it's not unheard of for

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<v Speaker 1>an impostor to be dishonest to improve their social status

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<v Speaker 1>or social gain. Some make up a new identity, or

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<v Speaker 1>they steal your identity. Some impostors do it in order

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<v Speaker 1>to circumvent on just rules we're going to talk this

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<v Speaker 1>season about, you know, women who dressed like men in

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<v Speaker 1>order to fight in wars or to go to school.

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<v Speaker 1>And some are simply criminals looking for an easy way

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<v Speaker 1>to evade capture. So in today's world, impostors might impersonate

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<v Speaker 1>people in organizations that you would ordinarily trust. When someone

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<v Speaker 1>feigning to be the I r S Calls about an

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<v Speaker 1>unpaid bill, you would be inclined to assume that's the

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<v Speaker 1>real deal. They might also pretend to be someone that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and they may pretend to work for play

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<v Speaker 1>pass such as the Social Security Administration or even your

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<v Speaker 1>local electric company. No matter who they pretend to work for, though,

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<v Speaker 1>their main goal is usually to get you to pay

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<v Speaker 1>them or to get enough of your personal information so

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<v Speaker 1>that they can pay themselves at your expense, and they

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<v Speaker 1>will try anyway they can to get that info. Modern

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<v Speaker 1>imposter scams often begin with an unsolicited phone call, email, text,

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<v Speaker 1>or even social media message, and our technology allows people

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<v Speaker 1>to use techniques like social engineering, which would be fishing

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<v Speaker 1>for confidential or personal information that they might use for

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<v Speaker 1>fraudulent purposes against you. You can also meet many of

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<v Speaker 1>today's impostors on dating sites or like we said, social media,

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<v Speaker 1>where they can have easily created fake profiles. We even

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<v Speaker 1>have the term cat fishing for this behavior. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>super common even with our technology, though it's the same

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<v Speaker 1>destination at always has been no matter what the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Many impostors are in it for money, and they will

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<v Speaker 1>eventually ask you to transfer funds to them, usually for

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<v Speaker 1>a reason that sounds pretty plausible and in jail. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So all of that explained, let's finally set our scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>So our first impostor is a woman who was born

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Wilcox in sevente or two. Anyway, she was born

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<v Speaker 1>to a poor family living in Devon, England, and as

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<v Speaker 1>she became an adult, she adopted a disguise that she

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<v Speaker 1>hoped would make her more interesting to those she considered commoners.

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<v Speaker 1>So she became Princess Caribou, a fictional royal who pretended

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<v Speaker 1>to come from the far far away island of Java Suit.

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<v Speaker 1>Java Suit she claimed was located in the Indian Ocean. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit early, but we're going to take

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<v Speaker 1>a break here for a word from our sponsors so

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<v Speaker 1>that we can keep the narrative of this impostors got

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<v Speaker 1>eyes altogether, and we're going to talk about the woman

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<v Speaker 1>who fooled a whole village into thinking she was royalty.

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<v Speaker 1>After this, welcome back to Criminalia. Let's meet the woman

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<v Speaker 1>who called herself Princess Caribou. One day in the spring

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<v Speaker 1>of eighteen seventeen, a woman in her mid twenties appeared

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<v Speaker 1>in the town of Almondsbury, near Bristol, speaking a never

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<v Speaker 1>heard before language, not a word of English. She wore

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<v Speaker 1>unusual clothing and a black turban on her head, and

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<v Speaker 1>she carried a small bundle with her that contained a

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<v Speaker 1>few necessities, so a few halfpennies and a counterfeit sixpence.

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<v Speaker 1>When she first encountered a resident of the village, it

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<v Speaker 1>was the cobbler, and he initially assumed she must be

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<v Speaker 1>a foreign peasant or some sort of beggar. The cobbler

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<v Speaker 1>and his wife took her to a man named Mr Overton,

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<v Speaker 1>who was the overseer of the local poorhouse. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not familiar with a poorhouse. It was a government

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<v Speaker 1>run facility that was used to house poor people in

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<v Speaker 1>a time before social services existed, But it wasn't as

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<v Speaker 1>benevolent as it may sound. The reality was that poor

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<v Speaker 1>houses were places of involuntary servitude. Upon seeing the person

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<v Speaker 1>that they would come to know as Princess Cariboo, Overton was,

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<v Speaker 1>as others in the town, mystified by her language and

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<v Speaker 1>how she dressed, and so he decided to take her

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<v Speaker 1>to the home of a man named Samuel Warrell, who

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<v Speaker 1>was the town clerk of Bristol and a magistrate. Samuel

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<v Speaker 1>Warrell and his wife Elizabeth, actually took this woman into

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<v Speaker 1>their home in Noll Park, and there the person we

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<v Speaker 1>know is Mary convinced Elizabeth that she was a lost

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<v Speaker 1>princess from the East Indies, which was what they would

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<v Speaker 1>have called it at the time. How she did this

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know. We're presuming a lot of hand gestures

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<v Speaker 1>and pointing at maps as sumed that she was homeless

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<v Speaker 1>and with a counterfeit coin in her pocket. A family

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<v Speaker 1>such as the Worlds, they were high standing family in

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<v Speaker 1>the town. It really couldn't provide accommodations to a woman

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<v Speaker 1>who actually might be a criminal. They didn't know it

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<v Speaker 1>would look poorly among their peers, though she had made

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<v Speaker 1>quite an impression on them. Elizabeth arranged for a room

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<v Speaker 1>for the woman she believed to be a foreign visitor

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<v Speaker 1>at a local inn called as far as we can figure,

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<v Speaker 1>I love this the Bowl. My new retirement goal is

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<v Speaker 1>to start an in and call it the Bowl, and

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<v Speaker 1>it'll just be our little in. Joe can let me

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<v Speaker 1>feel this. Although the worlds were still pretty unsure one

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<v Speaker 1>way or the other about Mary or Princess Cariboo and

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<v Speaker 1>who exactly this was, it was decided that she was

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<v Speaker 1>a beggar and should be taken to Bristol and tried

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<v Speaker 1>for vagrancy. And as an asside, we are not actually

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<v Speaker 1>sure who made this decision. It could have been the authorities,

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<v Speaker 1>or it could have been the very busy and involved

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<v Speaker 1>villagers of all Insburg. This decision was made to take

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<v Speaker 1>her to Bristol to be examined both by John Haythorne,

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<v Speaker 1>who was the mayor of Bristol, and then at St.

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<v Speaker 1>Peter's Hospital, which was a facility that cared for the

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<v Speaker 1>poor and her vagrance. But after causing many problems, and

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<v Speaker 1>we can only speculate on thoset problems because there doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>seem to be a record of her time spent at

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<v Speaker 1>the facility record in detail, she was actually returned to

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<v Speaker 1>the world's home. So, as you can imagine, by this

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<v Speaker 1>point everyone knew about this eccentric foreign stranger, and despite

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<v Speaker 1>any of those earlier suspicions, the villagers treated her as

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<v Speaker 1>though she were a visiting head of state. Right, So

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<v Speaker 1>this is amazing, and not only because she was deceiving

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<v Speaker 1>them all. What's amazing really is that they let her

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<v Speaker 1>stay in their village at all. The years following the

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<v Speaker 1>Napoleonic Wars were volatile and any mysterious strangers were looked

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<v Speaker 1>upon suspiciously as probable spies or maybe polite agitators, or

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<v Speaker 1>just unwanted people in the village. That's not only the

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<v Speaker 1>authorities who thought that. Everyday people thought that as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So in a small town like Almondsbury, foreign beggars were

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<v Speaker 1>most likely to be transported to Australia, and Australia was

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<v Speaker 1>where England sent their criminals. The counterfeit sixpence that she

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<v Speaker 1>carried with her was a serious offense and it could

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<v Speaker 1>in some cases, I mean a death sentence. Don't miss

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<v Speaker 1>around a fake currency is the rule here, kidding, watch

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<v Speaker 1>out for your sixpence. Like everyone at this point was

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<v Speaker 1>desperate to find out where Princess Cariboo was from, and

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<v Speaker 1>at first, despite her very European appearance, she kind of

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<v Speaker 1>implied that she had actually come from China, and it

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<v Speaker 1>really wasn't until a Portuguese sailor or a pirate depending

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<v Speaker 1>on your source, who may or may not have been

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<v Speaker 1>her accomplice in this whole ruse arrived about ten days

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<v Speaker 1>after her, and that's where her narrative actually starts to

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<v Speaker 1>be told. There are actually two versions of the story.

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<v Speaker 1>In the first, the sailor slash pirates claimed to understand

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<v Speaker 1>her dialect, and he told a story of how she'd

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<v Speaker 1>ended up near Bristol. In the second version, the sailor

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<v Speaker 1>pirates said he was able to communicate with her through

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<v Speaker 1>gestures and signs. The foreign woman, he said, was born

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<v Speaker 1>in China, which was actually she called it Kanji. She

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<v Speaker 1>had been kidnapped by pirates, jumped overboard to escape them,

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<v Speaker 1>and swam through the English Channel to shore. She also

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<v Speaker 1>told of her home on the far away island of

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<v Speaker 1>jabaf Su and that she came from royalty. What we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, though, like Holly mentioned earlier, is if Mary

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<v Speaker 1>and the sailor pirate were somehow in cahoots. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how this works. If they're not, I know, right,

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<v Speaker 1>if she were just to go along with it and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, well, you are also a con person, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's play. Oh you understand I made up blank? Which

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk like So, this entire yarn was utterly enthralling

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<v Speaker 1>to the townspeople, and they actually had come to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of love their new eccentric guest, and she, for her part,

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<v Speaker 1>put on quite a show for them. She entertained audiences

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<v Speaker 1>that included not only people from Almondsbury. She fascinated a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people, including linguists, artists, physiognomists. Those were people

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<v Speaker 1>that practiced the rather dubious science of judging a person's

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<v Speaker 1>mental character from their facial appearance. She also fascinated craniologists,

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<v Speaker 1>people that claimed to be able to read your character

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<v Speaker 1>from the size and shape of your skull. Whether entertaining

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<v Speaker 1>a vagrant or a dignitary, the princess's strange behavior did

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<v Speaker 1>not disappoint any of her audiences. Her portrait was painted

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<v Speaker 1>and reproduced in a local newspaper, while her authenticity was

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<v Speaker 1>attested to by a doctor Wilkinson, who was a polymath

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<v Speaker 1>and scientific lecturer. Wilkinson claimed he identified her language by

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<v Speaker 1>using Edmund fry S Pantagraphia, a book that was said

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<v Speaker 1>to contain accurate copies of all the known alphabets in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Can you imagine how big that would be now?

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<v Speaker 1>He stated that marks on her skin had been done

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<v Speaker 1>by and we're quoting a very outdated term here, oriental surgeons.

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<v Speaker 1>Other newspapers began publishing stories about the princess, and she

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<v Speaker 1>began to develop national acclaim. What none of them knew

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<v Speaker 1>was that Mary had made up her language and she

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<v Speaker 1>was really a native English speaker. She would listen to

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<v Speaker 1>what everyone was saying while they thought she could not understand,

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<v Speaker 1>and that must have been heaven for her as an

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<v Speaker 1>impost right, and it was a big part in how

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<v Speaker 1>long she was able to pull off this hoax. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just so funny. I'm sure she sat in her head thinking, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>these people are fool right, all bought in completely exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>She always seemed completely credible to the villagers, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was because they didn't know she was reading them to

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<v Speaker 1>manipulate the That's a common way that people scam others.

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<v Speaker 1>And so just for clarity, when we say she was

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<v Speaker 1>reading them, we mean she was able to interpret things

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<v Speaker 1>like people's body language and tone of voice and then

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<v Speaker 1>use that to her advantage. Perfect for someone who was

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<v Speaker 1>Princess Caribou. Uh So, the princess was eccentric and she

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<v Speaker 1>was scandalous. She wore flowers in her hair, and she

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<v Speaker 1>swam naked in the lake. How dare she? She knew

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<v Speaker 1>how to use a bow and arrow, and she gave

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<v Speaker 1>fencing demonstrations and it said with a blade that had

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<v Speaker 1>been dipped in poison. I don't know if it's arsenic,

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<v Speaker 1>but I got to bring it up every season before

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<v Speaker 1>eating or sleeping. She prayed to a god she called

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<v Speaker 1>Allah Tala. She was, it would seem, from all accounts,

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<v Speaker 1>having a fine time in Almondsbury. And for Elizabeth Worrel's part,

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<v Speaker 1>she was living out her own wish fulfillment because she

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<v Speaker 1>thought she was hosting a princess. But this ruse only

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<v Speaker 1>lasted for about three months, and the media was her

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<v Speaker 1>undue ing. The paper seized upon Baker's story during and

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<v Speaker 1>after her exposure, and even ran poetry and ballads, both

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<v Speaker 1>flattering and not so flattering, composed in her honor. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was when the Bristol Journal, which was a local newspaper,

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<v Speaker 1>ran a story about her with an accompanying photo she

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<v Speaker 1>was recognized as a woman named Mary Baker. Mrs Neil,

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<v Speaker 1>who owned a lodging house in Bristol, recognized Mary because

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<v Speaker 1>Mary had stayed there about six months prior, and according

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<v Speaker 1>to Mrs Neil, as a tenant, Mary would often Donna

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<v Speaker 1>Black Turban while she danced around the house, speaking in

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<v Speaker 1>her own invented languages. It was like she did her

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<v Speaker 1>practice run and Mrs Neil's boarding the jig is up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So the worlds confronted the so called princess, who did not,

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<v Speaker 1>of course want to tell the truth, at least at first,

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<v Speaker 1>but she did eventually admit that her name was Mary

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<v Speaker 1>Baker and that she was from Witheredge. So the way

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<v Speaker 1>this story played out made the papers across the United

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<v Speaker 1>States pick it up as well. The Carolina Federal Republican,

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<v Speaker 1>for example, round a story first describing a strange woman

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<v Speaker 1>who seemed initially to have no command of the English language,

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<v Speaker 1>and then went on to explain what finally led to

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<v Speaker 1>her confession. It was Dr Wilkinson's efforts to help her

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<v Speaker 1>and get the East India directors involved, And we have

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<v Speaker 1>a quote here from that specific news story. Dr Wilkinson

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<v Speaker 1>proceeded to London on a charitable mission on Tuesday and

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<v Speaker 1>was to be followed the next day by Cariboo herself.

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<v Speaker 1>But affairs were becoming too formidable. The idea of appearing

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<v Speaker 1>before the metropolitan scrutinizers was too terrible for the tender

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<v Speaker 1>nerves of the Princess of Java suit. She therefore thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was prudent to throw off the mask, and after

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<v Speaker 1>inviting her humane patroness to a private audience, surprised her

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<v Speaker 1>by speaking in her native tongue, plain downright English, declaring

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<v Speaker 1>herself an impostor. So we're going to take a break

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<v Speaker 1>here and have a word from a sponsor, and when

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<v Speaker 1>we're back we will talk about exactly how a town

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<v Speaker 1>was hoodwinked and what happened thereafter. Welcome back to Criminalia.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's meet Mary Baker. So Mary Baker did not, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>come from the far flung imaginary island of Java su.

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<v Speaker 1>She was exposed as a cobbler's daughter who came from

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<v Speaker 1>a village near Bristol. She had worked as domestic help,

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<v Speaker 1>but her employers had always thought she seemed rather odd.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you remember those marks that we discussed earlier,

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<v Speaker 1>and the marks on the back of her head, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that came with a racist diagnosis of what

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<v Speaker 1>it was exactly so actually it's not that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>They were scars from a poorly done wet cupping procedure

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<v Speaker 1>that was used to relieve pressure on we quote, an

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<v Speaker 1>overheated brain. It was performed in a poorhouse hospital when

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<v Speaker 1>she was a child and clearly had gone a little wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Upon her exposure, the press went into an absolute frenzy,

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<v Speaker 1>but it didn't go exactly as you may expect. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, they absolutely ignored their own part in creating

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<v Speaker 1>the sensation around Princess Cariboo. But instead of vilifying Mary Baker,

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<v Speaker 1>which would seem like a reasonable response, they ended up

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<v Speaker 1>lampooning and condemning not only Wilkinson, but in some cases

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<v Speaker 1>also the worlds as well as the people of Almondsbury

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<v Speaker 1>and any and all of the intellectuals, doctors and other

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<v Speaker 1>professionals who had been hoodwinked essentially blaming them all for

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<v Speaker 1>being so easily fooled. Various newspapers published several satirical pieces

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<v Speaker 1>about Princess Cariboo's origin based on what the experts who

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<v Speaker 1>had met her had theorized. So it's the alternate universe

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<v Speaker 1>Princess therapy, right right. So, as we mentioned earlier, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to do a little bit more on press coverage

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<v Speaker 1>of Mary's ruse because it's really quite interesting to get into.

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<v Speaker 1>If you start looking at the stories from that time,

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<v Speaker 1>you start to see why the newspapers wouldn't really want

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<v Speaker 1>to turn against Cariboo or Mary Baker. I guess we

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<v Speaker 1>should call her now. She was selling newspapers and at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the day, to them, that's all that mattered. That, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they did not want to get rid of that cash cow.

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<v Speaker 1>One example we have is the Morning Chronicle of London.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a paper that started running ads in the

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<v Speaker 1>late summer of eighteen seventeen about the story that they

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<v Speaker 1>were getting ready to run about her whole nuttiness a

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<v Speaker 1>foreigner near Bristol in an effort to get their readers

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<v Speaker 1>really hyped up. Those ads read quote in the course

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<v Speaker 1>of next week will be published a narrative of a

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<v Speaker 1>singular imposition practiced upon the benevolence of a lady residing

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<v Speaker 1>in the vicinity of the city of Bristol by a

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<v Speaker 1>young woman of the name of Mary Wilcox alias Baker,

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<v Speaker 1>alias Cariboo, Princess of Java. Su I would love to

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<v Speaker 1>see these illustrations, really and and also I particularly like

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<v Speaker 1>this story because they're not afraid of using caps. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll throw it all caps for the longest period of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Like newspapers were not shy about throwing some caps into

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<v Speaker 1>their ads of their stories. And man, I always appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Moving on more than anyone. Though, it was Dr Wilkinson

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<v Speaker 1>who were skewered by the press for being taken in

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<v Speaker 1>by Mary's fictional tale. The Hampshire Telegraph and Naval Chronicle

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<v Speaker 1>of Portsmouth ran a piece about how naive Wilkinson had been,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have a quote from that too. So it

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<v Speaker 1>says the young woman who has appeared at Bristol as

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<v Speaker 1>an unknown female designated by the name of Caribou, and

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<v Speaker 1>concerning whom Dr Wilkinson of Bath excited great curiosity last

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<v Speaker 1>week by the interest which his pen imparted to her

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<v Speaker 1>tail is found to be an impostor. Her real name

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<v Speaker 1>said to be Mary Baker of with Rage Devon. The

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor was so far carried away by his feelings in

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<v Speaker 1>this interesting creature's case that he determined to make an

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<v Speaker 1>appeal to the East India Directors directly on her behalf,

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<v Speaker 1>as he had no doubt of her being a native

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<v Speaker 1>of Java. Yet, just to avoid confusion, that is Maria

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<v Speaker 1>reading the quote as it was written in the paper.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not sure why they shortened it to Java versus

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<v Speaker 1>Java Sue. My guess is that they recognized Java Sue

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<v Speaker 1>was not a real place and thought there had been

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of accident or confusion in the conveyance of

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<v Speaker 1>the information, so they looked up a real place. But

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<v Speaker 1>that same month, the Exeter Flying Post ran a similar story,

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<v Speaker 1>this time detailing previous criminal activity on Mary's part, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was a completely new angle in the press. This

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<v Speaker 1>piece started out Caribou with an exclamation point. It will

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<v Speaker 1>be seen in a preceding page of our paper that

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<v Speaker 1>the wonderful female who has outwitted the doctor, puzzle the

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<v Speaker 1>learned and astonished the multitude, turns out to be a

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<v Speaker 1>vile impostor, a vagrant wanderer and daughter of a poor

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<v Speaker 1>cottager in the village of Witherage in this county. We

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<v Speaker 1>have made some inquiries respecting this extraordinary young lady, and

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<v Speaker 1>there is great reason to believe that she was for

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<v Speaker 1>some time an inmate in the Devon County Bridewell. As

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<v Speaker 1>it appears that in the summer sessions of eighteen fourteen,

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<v Speaker 1>at the Castle of Exeter, a Mary Anne Baker, then

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<v Speaker 1>aged twenty one, was tried, convicted, and sentenced to six

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<v Speaker 1>months imprisonment for stealing a piece of cloth a young man.

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<v Speaker 1>Her sweetheart, the receiver of the stolen goods, was tried

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time and transported for fourteen years. Big

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<v Speaker 1>was that piece of cloth? Right? There's just a long

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<v Speaker 1>time for a piece of fabric. It made out of gold,

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<v Speaker 1>magic and gold threads. Ultimately, by June of eight seventeen,

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<v Speaker 1>the town of Almondsbury gave her boat fair to the

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<v Speaker 1>United States, specifically to travel to Philadelphia. She was accompanied by,

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<v Speaker 1>it said to or maybe three eight strict chaperones who

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<v Speaker 1>were chosen by Elizabeth Worrell. Because the story of Princess

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<v Speaker 1>Cariboo was already known in America, Mary was greeted like Royalty.

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<v Speaker 1>When she arrived, she stayed in the US and gave

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<v Speaker 1>performances as Princess Cariboo in theaters. And several years later

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<v Speaker 1>she did return to England. And when we say that

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<v Speaker 1>she was greeted as royalty, that includes the press using

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<v Speaker 1>her false name, even though they already knew that that

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<v Speaker 1>was a ruse and she was not actually a princess

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<v Speaker 1>of any kind. Noticed in this quote that we're about

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<v Speaker 1>to read that nowhere does the name Mary Baker appear. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And this ran in a paper in the US. Quote.

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<v Speaker 1>The extraordinary young woman who about two years ago excited

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<v Speaker 1>considerable attention at Bristol by representing herself as the Princess Cariboo,

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<v Speaker 1>daughter of a great Eastern prince, has lately returned to

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<v Speaker 1>with rich, her native place, on a visit to her mother.

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<v Speaker 1>It is understood that once she left Bristol, she went

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<v Speaker 1>to America with two ladies of the country. When she

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<v Speaker 1>left home about seven years ago, she was a servant

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<v Speaker 1>in a farmer's house. She now appears as a well

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<v Speaker 1>educated woman, perfectly genteel in her manners and dress, and

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<v Speaker 1>extremely fond of books, but very reserved in her communications,

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<v Speaker 1>respecting herself, not as an interesting description about Mary Baker,

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<v Speaker 1>so her hoax was really well known at this time.

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<v Speaker 1>But she continued to give performances as the character of

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<v Speaker 1>Princess Cariboo in and around London's New Bond Street, as

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<v Speaker 1>well as in Bath and Bristol. Mary Baker as Princess

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<v Speaker 1>Cariboo had her final appearance in a London gallery where

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<v Speaker 1>visitors were charged a shilling apiece to see her. It

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<v Speaker 1>was in Bristol in eight where Mary married. It was

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<v Speaker 1>probably her second marriage, because we know that while she

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<v Speaker 1>was pretending to be a princess, she had confessed her

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<v Speaker 1>real name was Mary Baker, but we're not presuming. There

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<v Speaker 1>are a lot of mysteries there about how her name

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<v Speaker 1>changed over the years. However, things get really quite fuzzy

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<v Speaker 1>after this point in her story. We also know that

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<v Speaker 1>she gave birth to a daughter in we know that

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<v Speaker 1>she no longer performed as Princess Cariboo or impersonated Royalty,

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<v Speaker 1>and by eighteen thirty nine she was making ends meet

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<v Speaker 1>by importing and selling leeches, mainly to the medical community,

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<v Speaker 1>which included the local Bristol Infirmary hospital. However, and here

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<v Speaker 1>is that really fuzzy part. There's a question about a

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<v Speaker 1>woman named Mary Burgess. This was our Mary. But is

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<v Speaker 1>the surname changed from marriage or the change that was

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<v Speaker 1>meant to hide a grift. Some reports suggest this name

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<v Speaker 1>change was due to her second marriage, after her husband

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<v Speaker 1>Richard Baker, left her and traveled abroad. Alternatively, their source

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<v Speaker 1>is that suggests she was living under her cousin's name,

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<v Speaker 1>Burgess Mary Wilcox Baker, a k a. Princess Caribou. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>Burgess died on Christmas Eve in eighteen sixty four and

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<v Speaker 1>she is buried in an unmarked grave in Heaven Road

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<v Speaker 1>Burial Ground in Bedminster. We do have a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a side note that doesn't play well with someone's death. Here, Holly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give it to you. This story is actually made

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<v Speaker 1>into a movie, if you'd like to see it. That

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<v Speaker 1>movie was made and starts the absolutely spectacular Phoebe Kates right.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen it personally. I didn't know it existed.

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<v Speaker 1>So here we are with our very first drink for

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<v Speaker 1>season three. Ali Well, I thought for season three we

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<v Speaker 1>would flip our segment on its head a little a

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<v Speaker 1>bit because we're talking about imposters. Since they're masquerading his

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<v Speaker 1>cocktails in this segment will be mocktails. There will though

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<v Speaker 1>be for my drinkers in the crowd. Don't panic. There's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be also a way you can modify any of

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<v Speaker 1>these to have a little oochin them if that's your jam.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're perfectly delightful on their own without any alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>in them. So the first one is called Princess Cariboos

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<v Speaker 1>Tender Nerves because when I was reading about that version

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<v Speaker 1>where they paint her as this really like delicate, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so scared to go in front of the public. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell them all I'm lying. I'm like she's telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>she's lying. I'm telling like you, sweet baby girl. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to think about something that always makes me

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<v Speaker 1>feel soothed when I am maybe a little nervous myself.

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<v Speaker 1>But also I'm one of those people that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want anything that will overcome me, because usually if I'm nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>it's because I gotta get something done. I knew I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do a T, but I wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>a T that is not like a cam of meal

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<v Speaker 1>or like an herbal I wanted something that still has caffeine.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're gonna brew a cup of chi and you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let it cool down a bit into that cup

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<v Speaker 1>of chi, and I would put this in a cocktail

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<v Speaker 1>shaker if you have one. You're gonna put a half

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<v Speaker 1>ounce of spicy mango syrup, pour that chi in with it,

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<v Speaker 1>mix it up a little bit because the chi, if

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<v Speaker 1>it's room temperature, it's gonna mix a little more easily

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<v Speaker 1>with the sugar. It will dissolve rather than if it's cold.

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<v Speaker 1>And then once it's mixed a little you're gonna pour

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<v Speaker 1>in two ounces of milk and some ice and you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna shake a shake, a shake a shake it because

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<v Speaker 1>you really want everything incorporated. And it makes this nice,

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<v Speaker 1>very frothy if you've got a really good shaker action

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<v Speaker 1>going on. Beverage that is yummy and it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>a latte, but it's also not And the mango syrup

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<v Speaker 1>is a weird thing. About to ask you about that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like spicy mangoes, Like I don't even think I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen that, Like it sounds delicious, but you can buy.

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<v Speaker 1>But also if you can't find it somewhere, but you

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<v Speaker 1>can't find like mango syrup. You could also add in

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<v Speaker 1>something to give it a little bit of check, whether

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<v Speaker 1>that's like a little dash of cayenne pepper or just

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<v Speaker 1>anything that has a little bite to it, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>have a little Garama sala I put in everything. That's

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<v Speaker 1>another good one to mix in. If you've had a

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<v Speaker 1>chi latte, they're just beautiful on their own and you

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<v Speaker 1>get that yummy, soothing thing, but then there's this like

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<v Speaker 1>extra flavor where you're like, that seems a little different.

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<v Speaker 1>It's yummy, but you you clock it, you're aware that

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<v Speaker 1>there's something strange in the mix. And I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good representation of Princess Carricin right. People liked

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<v Speaker 1>her a lot, but they also were like, something's up

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<v Speaker 1>with this one and um, And then for my drinkers

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<v Speaker 1>in the crowd, if you do not want to have

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<v Speaker 1>Princess Cariboos tender nerves in its non alcoholic state, I

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<v Speaker 1>threw an announce of vanilla vodka and it became like

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<v Speaker 1>the perfect summer refresher. This is also a good time

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<v Speaker 1>for us to be doing mock tails because I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we're at least in the Northern Hemisphere heading into

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<v Speaker 1>summer and most mock tails are very fruity and refreshing,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's another reason why we're going that route this time.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can always add a little something if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to make an adults. You could make this as

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<v Speaker 1>a warm drink if you want to. I thought about

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<v Speaker 1>that as soon as you were talking about it being chai. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like a little cold chai. I think it's fun,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah. Options, options, options. Also, if you're like a girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do that spicy mango thing, you

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<v Speaker 1>can add any other flavored syrup. This would also be

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<v Speaker 1>it's beautiful With a raspberry syrup. It's a little less

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<v Speaker 1>surprising to your palate, but it's super duper yummy and

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<v Speaker 1>it gives it a broader body like you just you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're drinking something that's like a sweet, almost

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<v Speaker 1>dessert beverage. Then play around with syrups, see what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on there. Um, You could just use simple syrup if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to infuse it with any kind of flavor,

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<v Speaker 1>or you could also just do a drop or two

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<v Speaker 1>of any baking flavors. That works too. I actually think

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<v Speaker 1>a pumpkin version of this would be perfect for fall.

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<v Speaker 1>As you're heading into late summer and early fall. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that might be something that you need to test now.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I'll go do it so you're prepared. We thank

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<v Speaker 1>everybody for listening and spending this time with us, particularly

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<v Speaker 1>now that we are in a whole new season. If

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<v Speaker 1>you've been hanging in for the first two, we hope

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<v Speaker 1>you enjoyed this one. Also, if you're new to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>there's plenty for you to go back and listen to.

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<v Speaker 1>But otherwise we will see you back here next week

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<v Speaker 1>with another story of an imposter, another mock tail that

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<v Speaker 1>can also be made into a fabulous adult beverage, and

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully a lot more laughters. Thanks everybody. Criminalia is a

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