Speaker 1: We are we good? Andy? Yeah, I'm good. Are you good?
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm not fine. I'm so stressed because we're
Speaker 1: recordings before vacation starts for the show. I don't have
Speaker 1: nobody knows on vacation, on vacation, and I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just pressed. Can you push a start? Please? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Anything will work. Let's do do it?
Speaker 2: Just press Okay, he's doing it there and Scott.
Speaker 1: And think some new ones and some old stop it
Speaker 1: just come over here. Please Welcome to Serial Killers. Today's Monday,
Speaker 1: July eleventh. Yeah, how's it going? Andy kimpon? O? Great? Good?
Speaker 1: A plus good. Well, there's something about this particular episode
Speaker 1: that upsets me because the cereal that I want to
Speaker 1: do first we really should have done last week. And
Speaker 1: Virgil I fourth, yes and as they say, my bad, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on? I'm just you know, why don't you
Speaker 1: be like my kids for the summer and go tech
Speaker 1: free and just flip it over and just let it be.
Speaker 1: Your kids are not going tech free. They are My
Speaker 1: daughter's away for the month. Yeah, they'll not bringing a
Speaker 1: cell phone. She is, but it's only for emergencies and
Speaker 1: my little one. They're not allowed to have phones in camp.
Speaker 1: So that's it. No, no phones that you know of, No,
Speaker 1: it's at home. Just wait, just wait, i'mkay, they'll access tech.
Speaker 1: Are they bringing a CD player or anything to listen
Speaker 1: to music? CD player at camp? But there when they're
Speaker 1: on like playing volleyball, Yeah, they're gonna listen to a
Speaker 1: CD player. One of those kids is bringing something in
Speaker 1: an iPod. Well on a ball chat. I'm sure, like
Speaker 1: three weeks from now or whatever, You'll be like, Andy,
Speaker 1: you'll never believe it. We got a message from kooper Villa,
Speaker 1: some type of flip a jabber electronic. Wouldn't you believe it?
Speaker 1: And I'll say, wow, shocked. Well, I mean, was not away.
Speaker 1: She's just in camp. She's not leaving with day camp too.
Speaker 1: It is, but it's a soh okay okay, so tech
Speaker 1: free summer, Yes, yeah, so tech free summer. And you're
Speaker 1: making it seem like because she's going to day camp
Speaker 1: the small part of the day. She goes to day
Speaker 1: camp without small bart. She's out the door at eight
Speaker 1: and she doesn't get home until almost five o'clock, and
Speaker 1: then it's dinner time and she's not gonna have herself
Speaker 1: on it at all. We're not allowing any apps this summer. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see how this goes. Okay, stay tuned, serial Killers fans.
Speaker 1: We're trying. Yeah, you know, I appreciate it. I don't
Speaker 1: think kids should be having this much technology. If I'm
Speaker 1: being honest, the summer should be playtime outside, active, running around.
Speaker 1: I agree. Being with your friends, I agree, not chatting
Speaker 1: with them. Chatting yeah, well wait, chatting, yes, like this, yeah,
Speaker 1: but not as they might say, chat with your friends.
Speaker 1: I r L in real life. Look at that anyway.
Speaker 1: So here we are, and again, I wanted to do
Speaker 1: this cereal last Monday, but I didn't have it yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: I would venture out to Dollar General again because I'm desperately.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to cut you off, but I thought
Speaker 1: of something. Yes, do you want to sign up for
Speaker 1: a five K If it's on Long Island? Sure? Yeah, really,
Speaker 1: I found one where on Long Island. Well, Long Island's
Speaker 1: a big island. I'll get those details later, but I mean,
Speaker 1: if it's like mon talk, no it's far. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm not driving all the way in a month, that's right. Run.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'll sign this up. Okay, I'd rather do
Speaker 1: a bikeathon. But if I'll do I'm just telling you
Speaker 1: from now that hurts my cratch heart. You have to
Speaker 1: have the right seat and you have to wear the
Speaker 1: right underwear. Yeah, that's the one time where I like
Speaker 1: to wear almost tidy whities that really hold them in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be fun if we ran to though, I would
Speaker 1: do that, Yeah, I would. I would absolutely do that.
Speaker 1: I rang yesterday. It was really great. Maybe we could
Speaker 1: podcast live as we run, Scott, what are we doing anyway?
Speaker 1: So there's only two Dollar Generals anywhere within like a
Speaker 1: forty mile radius of my house, and I went to
Speaker 1: them because I'm trying to find the elusive Dollar General
Speaker 1: exclusive peanut butter chocolate checks. Some cereal podcasts have had them,
Speaker 1: but we have not had any luck finding them. And
Speaker 1: I refuse to pay seventy two dollars for a box
Speaker 1: on eBay. Absolutely not. So while I was there looking
Speaker 1: for this elusive box of checks, I did find another
Speaker 1: Dollar General exclusive from Captain Crunch. Dude, he just keeps
Speaker 1: banging him out here, Crunch Hero Crunch. So it's just
Speaker 1: star shapes maybe maybe not, we know it. Both is okay.
Speaker 1: But last week we did the Superman and wonderful. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: and they were a little different. Girl one wonder girl
Speaker 1: actually was on the box, right, Who should I cut
Speaker 1: this out and send this to your house via the mail?
Speaker 1: What is Dear Scottie? Thank you for being my hero.
Speaker 1: Your incredible dedication to Cereal is something that I truly admire.
Speaker 1: Love Andy, That's what I would cut out and send
Speaker 1: to you. I salute you, Andrew. Okay, like the Captain
Speaker 1: does on the front, Yeah, Cappin, Cappin. He's evil in
Speaker 1: my Avengers movie, remember, Yeah, So anyway, I don't know
Speaker 1: he has friends. Yes, he has the whole crew of them, Smedley,
Speaker 1: and but these are just copy offs of like old
Speaker 1: cartoon characters. No, no, no, look at them. That looks
Speaker 1: like it's from like it's from the seventies. Yes, this
Speaker 1: was his crew, really, it was he. They were part
Speaker 1: of the commercials all the time. Oh I do you
Speaker 1: remember Drunk Captain. We used to play the Drunk Captain commercial. Yes,
Speaker 1: And they were always Smedley, you know, they were all
Speaker 1: in there. He was the elephant. Is Smedley the peanut
Speaker 1: He's not here though. Smedley's a guy that likes the
Speaker 1: peanut butter crunch anyway, could we eat it? Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna taste like Captain Crunk. I
Speaker 1: have not had breakfast today. I've only had this coffee,
Speaker 1: so I'm starting to get the uh you know when
Speaker 1: you overcaf it, when you're caffeinated but you don't have
Speaker 1: food in your stomach. It creates that weird balance that
Speaker 1: you're like, God, damn it. Oh lord, the bag tor,
Speaker 1: Oh lord, I hate that. You know what I'm going
Speaker 1: to add to this box, the curse button you know
Speaker 1: on like reality shows when it's like you mother, babe.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna add that. So this way, if you want
Speaker 1: to curse, we can beat people out. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to tell you something. I have a feeling that these
Speaker 1: are very very similar to the superberry. No, this smells
Speaker 1: like berries. This is just crunchberries. Yeah, but that was
Speaker 1: berry also, I know. But look I'm pointing to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah see I can see. Actually you're pointing to the
Speaker 1: right box. Yeah, not the one that's folded up there.
Speaker 1: And everybody, by the way, I know, like I said
Speaker 1: they would, So I went it was right. I went
Speaker 1: out and bought an entire container of milk for what. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, we're gonna run out of this. There's
Speaker 1: not enough. There's not enough for the whole episode. That's
Speaker 1: why I asked for it. And also, do you know
Speaker 1: what a quart of milk is? No, you don't know
Speaker 1: what a quart of milk. Yeah, that's the little one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like the half. I figure everyone here drinks the milk. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we have we have a milk snatcher as we're recording.
Speaker 1: This is only really two days left before no one's here. Please,
Speaker 1: it'll get finished. That fine. I put it in my coffee.
Speaker 1: You're a cereal pusher. You're ready. They're red, white, and
Speaker 1: blue stars in Captain crunch Hero crunch from Dollar General
Speaker 1: sweetened corn and oat cereal. All right, mm hmm cunchberry
Speaker 1: pretty much five ball. It does tear up your mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. It's pretty good. Where's my notepad? Oh? Yeah again.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just because I'm really hungry,
Speaker 1: but this is so good. I love crunchberry. This is
Speaker 1: crunchberry to you. It's not just to me. This is
Speaker 1: this is the same exact thing. If you look up
Speaker 1: a box of crunchberries. I wonder if it's the exact same,
Speaker 1: all of it. Witch box. I don't know. Do you
Speaker 1: have a box of it? There actually is one, yeah, somewhere,
Speaker 1: but they're old. I won't make you eat no, no, no,
Speaker 1: just leave it. I don't want you to have to
Speaker 1: eat that. I want ingredients. All these are same thing.
Speaker 1: No Excel would have more things because it's bigger. I
Speaker 1: like this. I'm giving it four bowls. I give it
Speaker 1: five because I love crenchberry pretty good. I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that the blue coloring is natural at all,
Speaker 1: but whatever, Yeah, but the red is this is good.
Speaker 1: Can you help the gang hook up the right hose?
Speaker 3: Hm?
Speaker 1: Hm, oh my god? Is it here a doctor? I
Speaker 1: don't understand that the little kid is a doctor. They're heroes.
Speaker 1: Can you please tell me what the little mirrored thing
Speaker 1: is that they wear on like doctor shows. What is
Speaker 1: that thing and what is it? Is it supposed to
Speaker 1: look as the patient you are. You supposed to have
Speaker 1: a look into it, and it's the mirror so you
Speaker 1: can see the insides of you. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Like I was in the dentist not long ago and
Speaker 1: there's a mirror above me. I don't want to see.
Speaker 1: She's like, look at this, it's I don't want to
Speaker 1: see that. A head mirror is a simple diagnostic device
Speaker 1: worn by physicians, but less so in recent decades because
Speaker 1: they've become obsolete. But what is it for? To see?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: The head mirror is an excellent method for illuminating the
Speaker 1: nasal and oral cavity and mirror for indirect layeringl you
Speaker 1: know what it is. It's before they would have had
Speaker 1: like headlights if they needed it. So it was reflecting
Speaker 1: the light in the room up into your nose so
Speaker 1: they could see up in there. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: before they had those lights. Yeah, how many people were
Speaker 1: misdiagnosed from the mirror? Oh my god? Absolutely, things were
Speaker 1: backwards right Well, I mean it didn't matter, but whatever,
Speaker 1: all it was was just a light for them. So
Speaker 1: all right, that was good. That was pretty good. Now
Speaker 1: next up, I have this bag behind me. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of debating because people have been sending us stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the last couple of days, Paul just sent us a
Speaker 1: nice box of stuff. But I think I'm gonna wait
Speaker 1: on that. Okay, this is a cereal that I said
Speaker 1: we were not going to do probably a year or
Speaker 1: more ago, maybe two years ago, it came out and
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, we're not doing that novelty. We're not
Speaker 1: doing novelty crap. I know what this one is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: At this point though, if it's Cereal, I guess we
Speaker 1: have to do it. Yeah, you know, but those that
Speaker 1: the pop whatever one goes, the fun go pops, It's like,
Speaker 1: we're not doing those because all it is just whatever.
Speaker 1: I guess if we get someone, we'll do it because
Speaker 1: it's cereal. Yeah, And I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: listeners send us those things. And because we've had such
Speaker 1: a staunch stand on it, if not eating them, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think now people can if we say, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we actually reviewed it and it's terrible, it will only
Speaker 1: be aiding our listeners. I'm gonna tell you why I'm
Speaker 1: relaxing that requirement because we're running out of cereals, because
Speaker 1: we're running out of new serials old cereals. There can
Speaker 1: only be so many old cereals, Andrew, once we run
Speaker 1: through them, there are no more old cereals. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: then we have to start doing the store brands and
Speaker 1: the and the novelty crap and whatever. So this Cereal
Speaker 1: was sent to us by a listener, and I do
Speaker 1: have to apologize, because here's the thing. What listeners will do.
Speaker 1: They will DM me on Instagram us sorry, but I
Speaker 1: check it and it'll say, hey, have you tried this?
Speaker 1: And it's a picture okay, And so what happens is
Speaker 1: I'll be like, no, can you please send it? And
Speaker 1: they send it and we don't get to it for
Speaker 1: a week or two or three, and by the time
Speaker 1: I go back to look at said picture in my DMS,
Speaker 1: the picture it doesn't exist anymore. You can't look at
Speaker 1: it anymore because you can only see it, I guess
Speaker 1: for a certain amount of time. Oh so, I don't
Speaker 1: know who sent us this, and I apologize because they
Speaker 1: specially went and they ordered it on Amazon and they
Speaker 1: probably spent a lot of money on it. And my
Speaker 1: sincere apologies that I do not know which listener sent
Speaker 1: this to us. However, I'm pretty sure as soon as
Speaker 1: we post this, it'll be right there in the DM
Speaker 1: and it'll say that was me, and then we'll make
Speaker 1: sure to thank you in a follow up episode. We'll try. Yay,
Speaker 1: I'll forget so many people I know. When serial killer shirts,
Speaker 1: we really have to do a merch line. We have them,
Speaker 1: just buy them, I know. But if we just sell
Speaker 1: out the ones we have, then we can get more
Speaker 1: cool stuff. People don't want the ones that are I mean,
Speaker 1: that's your color, you that's yuck. You designed the people
Speaker 1: like the logo. They just don't want to vibrate yellow shirt.
Speaker 1: Let's sell white shirts that have the nice little logo.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll go. Let's sell some hats that'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Bootyo about this with Carla and Anthony on the podcast Cuckoo.
Speaker 1: How's their store? Booty O's you? Oh, there it is,
Speaker 1: but it's almost vacation and Scott's ready to go home.
Speaker 1: What vacation? Why do you guys say this? Somebody has
Speaker 1: to work and guess who it is? This guy plus
Speaker 1: the fact by the time, plus the fact, by the
Speaker 1: time this is on my hand, I wanted you to
Speaker 1: stop for a second. By the time this airs, that
Speaker 1: will all be over anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: So this is a Wube Cereal bootyos. I haven't followed
Speaker 1: the WWE since it changed to WWE from WWF. Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta stop with the w's. World Wrestling Federation was
Speaker 1: my jam once it changed. I was like, Eh, it's
Speaker 1: all bs. Now we are stone called Steve Boston that
Speaker 1: he was I was before that, you were before I
Speaker 1: was missed a wonderful pol Paul Orndorf and the Iron
Speaker 1: Chiccha and uh you know you know all those guys. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Nikolai Volkoff, although today he'd be shunned. Yeah why Russian, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a Russian guy. He would sing the Russian
Speaker 1: national anthem, I know, with the tank for a tank. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he'd come in on a tank. Maybe they redid the
Speaker 1: character in recent history, but yeah, they have someone who
Speaker 1: comes in with the tank. Huh. Interesting, Yeah, hul Cogan
Speaker 1: all those those days. Yeah, eighties. I went to a
Speaker 1: steel cage match at Nasau Coliseum and that's back in
Speaker 1: the day when they would cut their heads open with
Speaker 1: razor blades. That was craziness. I saw. That's where I saw.
Speaker 1: I saw Randy Savage's first match there. Oh, Randy macho
Speaker 1: man Savage. No wame he's dead, I know. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: snapped into too many slim gyms. Okay. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of really great uh Ani biographies on w w E.
Speaker 1: I love them, and they're so fascinating to learn about
Speaker 1: these wrestlers. Jake the Snake of Roberts. Oh, no, I
Speaker 1: like the guy with the big beer, Jim the Anvil Nightheart. No,
Speaker 1: he's so nice. Oh he'll Billy James fit or something.
Speaker 1: I see that again. He wore like half a face mask.
Speaker 1: That's after me. Oh my gosh. He's on cameo two
Speaker 1: and he was just his biography he seems so And
Speaker 1: he's the sock puppet. I'm Andre the Giant. I'm eighties man,
Speaker 1: sock puppet, eightiesl Mick Foley, MiG Nick now Mick, Mick Mick.
Speaker 1: I don't know Josh Coast boy. Josh is really big anyway.
Speaker 1: Should we do the puffins, the ones that he brought.
Speaker 1: I refuse to do them. Why because the bag has
Speaker 1: been open for weeks, it has like this much left.
Speaker 1: I'm not I won't do it. I'm sorry. We need
Speaker 1: a fresh new box. If anybody wants to send this
Speaker 1: peanut butter puffins, fresh new box will do it anyway.
Speaker 1: So I already yet of cereal. Oh someone gave us
Speaker 1: a cereal. It's not enough cereal and I'm over it.
Speaker 1: So let me ask you a question. If we opened
Speaker 1: up a package that was shipped and delivered from our listener,
Speaker 1: and the boxes opened. The bag is wide open, it's
Speaker 1: from and his apartment is exactly there's like an eighth
Speaker 1: of the box of cereal left. I would not eat that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know you have roaches in your apartment.
Speaker 1: I'm not eating open box stuff. God anyway, So, I
Speaker 1: don't know who these guys are because I'm not big
Speaker 1: into the WWE, but I'm guessing I don't know. The
Speaker 1: big E is one of them, right, you see the
Speaker 1: big guy in the front there. Yeah, maybe Joshua know better.
Speaker 1: But make your own booty corn mass so their unicorns.
Speaker 1: I should have done some more research on these guys.
Speaker 1: You want me to get them? Nah? Basically this is
Speaker 1: going to be Lucky Charms, A perfect way to start
Speaker 1: the new day, made with one positivity. If they only
Speaker 1: knew the show that was, you know, showcasing them. Oh,
Speaker 1: but it does. We're full of positivity, actual cereal included.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're trying to be funny. It looks like
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms. It looks like it's going to taste like
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms. Yeah, no, I shake, I shook it already. No,
Speaker 1: I was gonna play the commercial. We'll try it right
Speaker 1: after this. Why don't I get to make the commercial sounds?
Speaker 1: And we're back? Yes? How was that? Hole? Andy? You
Speaker 1: would say the same thing every time you aren't? Ye? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: what episode? I actually I texted you from uh this this,
Speaker 1: this is just terrible. I'm not even gonna try. I
Speaker 1: almost actually reached for it, and I knew you would
Speaker 1: be like, get you a grebby puse off of this.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible design. It's just terrible. Well that's the
Speaker 1: cash grab cereal for you, stupid h It smells like plastic. Hm.
Speaker 1: Not looking forward to this wind. Are we doing a
Speaker 1: bull chat after this? Yeah? We are? Okay, guys, we
Speaker 1: were probably gonna take off a boll chat. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh we did already. No, No, no, no, we didn't. No,
Speaker 1: we did not. Next week there won't be one. No,
Speaker 1: because this is July eleventh, remember, Oh yeah, sorry, like
Speaker 1: a week or two ago, we missed one. Yeah, maybe both,
Speaker 1: who knows. We appreciate you, guys. We just don't take
Speaker 1: breaks and sometimes you know it's nice and we know
Speaker 1: you guys understand and we we love you for that.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't think they do. Understand. I think
Speaker 1: they do because those shows take breaks. You say this
Speaker 1: all the time. I know, because what TV show have
Speaker 1: you watched that straight through? Even Jeopardy takes breaks. Oh
Speaker 1: you saw her, That's why you said Jeopardy. But if
Speaker 1: most most podcasts you can just record for weeks in advance,
Speaker 1: and that's why they have bank them. That's why they
Speaker 1: have seasons and nobody does daily. It's weekly. It smells
Speaker 1: like Lucky Charms, but I don't know what's gonna happen. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: there was like a film on the spoon from that
Speaker 1: Captain crunch Ready. The marshmallows are very small. Hm hm,
Speaker 1: you know it's Lucky Charms ish the the not marshmallow parts,
Speaker 1: I mean the cereal. Yeah, it's okay, I give it
Speaker 1: four balls, Booty a four.
Speaker 4: S mm hmmm, uh hold on, I'll give it four
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Again, it's a novelty thing. You really
Speaker 1: can't find them in any stores, and if you do,
Speaker 1: you find them in like one of those candy type store,
Speaker 1: like it's sugar or one of those candy places, and
Speaker 1: it's probably really expensive. So yeah, not worth it. Well,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's decent. Go buy Lucky Charms. Go buy
Speaker 1: yourself a three foot dollar box a Lucky Trick exactly. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, you know, it kind of annoyed me
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago at Shop Right, and I
Speaker 1: love Shopright, don't get me wrong. But they had all
Speaker 1: the big G cereals that's what they call them, big
Speaker 1: G General mills, and it was it was all. It
Speaker 1: was like all the it was all the Core ones,
Speaker 1: all the Core sugar ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was Golden Grams and Cocoa Puffs and Cinnamonta's Crunch
Speaker 1: and whatever and all of them except Lucky Charms Tricks
Speaker 1: the whole nine yards, huh. And they were a dollar
Speaker 1: forty nine a box, which is insane. But Cooper of
Speaker 1: course wanted Lucky Charms, the only one not on sale,
Speaker 1: so her box was five dollars and forty nine cents.
Speaker 1: That's not like you get the multimeal knockoff, I guess. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's do another one. Okay, I'm hungry. Yeah still, you
Speaker 1: want to do some granola? Yeah yeah, yeah? What are
Speaker 1: the options? Granola? Granola? I have two granolas from from Target.
Speaker 1: I want granola to the second one. Yeah, granola to
Speaker 1: the granola in. That's a new one. So I have
Speaker 1: to do the one that I'm not sure how long
Speaker 1: it's been out. Oh no, oh no, this is not okay.
Speaker 1: You know what, Fine, we'll do this one. It's healthy,
Speaker 1: it's Catalina crunch. It is not Catalina crunch. It looks
Speaker 1: like the thing is. Carla Marie was supposed to be
Speaker 1: on this episode. Yeah, that she bailed on us so
Speaker 1: because she'd rather be with her family than us, which
Speaker 1: I don't really understand, but that's cool. So I bought
Speaker 1: this one with you and Carla Marie in mind, because
Speaker 1: I saw it in the store and you thought healthy,
Speaker 1: keto vegan, No, I thought hemp. So, uh, this is
Speaker 1: this is This is purely Elizabeth. We've had one of
Speaker 1: these before and we really really didn't like it. But
Speaker 1: blueberry hemp sounded interesting to me. Salty, sweet, crunchy clusters
Speaker 1: blueberry hemp made with organic quene, wa amaranth and chia,
Speaker 1: delicious taste and nutrient dense ingredients. Six grams of added sugar,
Speaker 1: sweetened with coconut sugar and baked with coconut oil, Gluten free,
Speaker 1: non GMO, ancient grains. I love the term ancient greens.
Speaker 1: It just cracks me up every time. It makes it
Speaker 1: seem like they've been around for a very long time,
Speaker 1: like with dinosaurs. You know, the dinosaurs ate them and
Speaker 1: poop them out, and then they got replanted in ancient
Speaker 1: grain and now we're eating them. Where is this? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? Playing this for you? Oh? These are
Speaker 1: big old clusters.
Speaker 3: They're right. I do care, and I'm greatly concerned about
Speaker 3: the epidemic use of drugs by school age children. Sports figures,
Speaker 3: especially hockey players, who are so respected by our young.
Speaker 1: People sounds so young, can help lead the way.
Speaker 3: In our fight to defeat drug abuse. Okay, I'm so
Speaker 3: pleased NHL players like Wayne Gretzky, like bass yep I
Speaker 3: joined this effort. Together, we'll make a great team.
Speaker 1: Yes we will.
Speaker 3: Together, we'll win this what.
Speaker 1: You're talking about, Nancy, Together will win this fight. How's
Speaker 1: that going, Nancy? I'm about to eat him cereal? Nancy?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, former first Lady Nancy. Oh you are what
Speaker 1: you eat, Andrew. That's what it says. Yeah, so enjoy
Speaker 1: she'd be ashamed. Follow the eighty twenty rule. Eighty percent
Speaker 1: of the time be your healthiest self twenty percent of
Speaker 1: the time, indulge guilt free. I like that. I don't
Speaker 1: love the seeds in this. I did the chung, the clusters.
Speaker 1: They're just too big. This is gonna be this is
Speaker 1: gonna cut the roof of my mouth up. It doesn't
Speaker 1: even say himp anywhere though. I don't understand that. They're
Speaker 1: just trying to Oh it's mo delicious though, They just
Speaker 1: trying to be cool. I think we've liked this break before. No, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't, But I remember Purely Elizabeth was pure crap.
Speaker 1: If I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, I'll apologize. He look, yes,
Speaker 1: please go ahead. Serial Killers pc dot com the wonderful,
Speaker 1: wonderful website that other Scott hosts takes care of what
Speaker 1: do you call it? Hosts? He does it, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: updates it for us. And Purely Elizabeth. There's only one
Speaker 1: of them. I think it was a chocolate one if
Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken. Um, hold on, I don't know if
Speaker 1: we've done it. We did. We definitely did a purely Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna eat it's not on the thing. Wow,
Speaker 1: Other Scott, come on, pal, Well, you didn't send it
Speaker 1: to me so it's not. This is a full ass
Speaker 1: stem in. It's nomen two three. What there's a little
Speaker 1: hinter cinnamon there. I like that, mm hmm. It tastes
Speaker 1: it tastes like a tire fire. Oh oh man, you
Speaker 1: know what. This is another one of those. It's good
Speaker 1: at first, but then it just tastes like disgusting. Oh
Speaker 1: it's bad. Oh, why that's how I feel? Eh? This
Speaker 1: gets a bowl, no a spoon. Ew it's disgusting. You're
Speaker 1: just spit on the table. Sorry, I'm here, I am
Speaker 1: looking up funny things and you're spitting. It's so bad.
Speaker 1: It's it's not good. Why does it taste like that?
Speaker 1: Why is it spicy? What was that? Even? That's just
Speaker 1: a funny meme. Okay, the cereal is a little spicy.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. You gave it a spoon? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I give it nothing. Man, it's it's it's not it's
Speaker 1: not vomit face worthy for me. It's just not good.
Speaker 1: That's on the line, period. That's along the lines of
Speaker 1: Catalina crunch right there. Uh, no Catalina cru am. I
Speaker 1: getting Stevia taste. No, there's no stevia. Yeah, Stevia taste
Speaker 1: really is the biggest. If this had stevia taste, then
Speaker 1: it gets vomit faced like I'm going blind. My vision
Speaker 1: is blurry. What what are you looking? I was just
Speaker 1: trying to read? But what are you looking for? Champ
Speaker 1: ingredients okay? Or organic gluten free oats, organic coconut sugar,
Speaker 1: raw vergin, coconut oil, dried blueberries. Oh, it has sunflower oil, Renee,
Speaker 1: don't buy purely, Elizabeth the target organic sunflower seeds also, Renee,
Speaker 1: can't eat it. Puffed amaranth, hemp seeds, quene wa, cheese seeds,
Speaker 1: cinnamon salt, contains coconut. No, I like coconut, but this
Speaker 1: was just terrible. Yeah this ain't it? Go back to
Speaker 1: the drawing board on it. Not a fan created to
Speaker 1: help you thrive on your wellness journey. Well guess what
Speaker 1: I am thriving without you? Elizabeth? Yes, bye bye. I
Speaker 1: love Elizabeth though I miss her, but not I don't
Speaker 1: like this stuff. Yeah no, no, Lizzy doesn't listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: does she? Maybe she does. I don't think she supports us.
Speaker 1: Should we call her? No, we'll call her on a
Speaker 1: bowl chat. Okay, Well, anyway, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: listening to serial Killers. Please follow us on all social platforms.
Speaker 1: Serial Killers peace. See go get a shirt if you want.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come up with a merch line. Who knows,
Speaker 1: maybe by now it'll be fleshed out entirely. Maybe we'll
Speaker 1: have cereal killers coozies. Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they would just fly right off the show, fly
Speaker 1: right off the shop. You know what's better than coming
Speaker 1: up with proactive ideas, crapping on any idea and then
Speaker 1: not having any to supplement them. I just think we
Speaker 1: should have bowls. Okay, I really do. Great, So then
Speaker 1: let's talk to somebody. Let's get that going like okay, fine, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we should talk to Hefty Hefty, Hefty Hefty
Speaker 1: or Dixie. I don't know Dixies what No, No, I
Speaker 1: don't know Dixies like slogan. Oh, I know Dixie bowls.
Speaker 1: I wasn't looking for slo Dixie cups. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what those look like. That's a huge company now, Dixie,
Speaker 1: I know what. I know that They even used to have,
Speaker 1: you know, Dixie cup ice cream. They would call it.
Speaker 1: Is it raining, Nate? Oh okay, of course, feel the handle.
Speaker 1: It's nice and soft it's very like form fitting there right,
Speaker 1: you may never let go of it. Yeah, yeah, there
Speaker 1: you go. You're welcome. Enjoy sure, yeah, bring it back please,
Speaker 1: you're welcome sleep with it. It's fun. Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 1: All right, We'll see you Wednesday with an all new
Speaker 1: bowl chat, and then again Monday for a new cereal
Speaker 1: Killers where we do actually have some more new cereals. Yay,
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for listening. Until we see you.
Speaker 1: Then say, crunch, Andrew, crunch, We're gonna throw that away.
Speaker 1: We actually didn't use the milk that you got so happy.
Speaker 1: I spent eight dollars. That's I actually needed milk from
Speaker 1: my household. I bought you milk. After all the things
Speaker 1: I do for you, at the least you could do
Speaker 1: for me, would you spend eight dollars and a half
Speaker 1: gallon of milk? What is your problem? You just should
Speaker 1: buy the cheese, pickup milk. Okay, I picked up milk.
Speaker 1: You're an aniot for picking up an eight dollar thing
Speaker 1: of milk. Well, I agree. Why did you just get
Speaker 1: it from the place you get the iced tea from
Speaker 1: the cup of iceed milk? What are you doing? What
Speaker 1: are you doing that doesn't make it my scotty jerk milk.
Speaker 1: It's my scotty jerk belt. Sounds dirty.