Speaker 1: How hard kids you. School's going good, School's going great.
Speaker 2: Felicity is busier than anyone else. I know. She's in
Speaker 2: show choir and her her first set of performances are
Speaker 2: this weekend, so lovely, running around getting costumes together, proper shoes,
Speaker 2: like all of all of the things. So she's good.
Speaker 2: And she's got homecoming coming up, yes, and she wants
Speaker 2: to take a boy and I do not know how
Speaker 2: I feel about this. Actually, do you know how I
Speaker 2: feel about this? She's not happy with how I feel
Speaker 2: about this, and like, just go with your girlfriends, like
Speaker 2: you know, you're she's a sophomore. Boy. She doesn't have
Speaker 2: a boyfriend, so just why take a random Yeah?
Speaker 1: Those those those excited for homecoming? She has a little boyfriend.
Speaker 1: She does, Yeah, she does. She Uh, we like him.
Speaker 1: He's nice and she's very excited for you know, dress shopping.
Speaker 1: I was. She was just sending me pictures today, so
Speaker 1: that's we've got it. And you know, dress shopping as
Speaker 1: a parent is not easy.
Speaker 2: It's the worst it is.
Speaker 1: I've never felt so unsure of what I'm supposed to say.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I'm like, m, like I don't know whether to be
Speaker 1: like that like that doesn't look good or it's too
Speaker 1: or you know, I'm just like.
Speaker 2: To be careful. And you're phrasing because you don't want
Speaker 2: to give him a complex, but you want him to
Speaker 2: be come. You want to be comfortable.
Speaker 1: I just I would like the next two hours of
Speaker 1: my life to not be miserable with you know, uh,
Speaker 1: the eye rolling and attitude for something that I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, it's you'll be punished for life if
Speaker 2: you say the wrong things.
Speaker 1: And I I just start feeling so old.
Speaker 2: Yeah well I talk about old.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all these dresses are so short. When did
Speaker 2: these dresses get so short?
Speaker 1: But you're not wrong. They're so short, but they aren't.
Speaker 1: They are very short.
Speaker 2: Everything is a mini dress, tall, it is, it's a.
Speaker 1: It's a combination, you know what I mean. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's not we can't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, that's that's that's no, it's it's not good.
Speaker 2: I I if anybody has a recommendation for a store
Speaker 2: that sells dresses in a normal, somewhat modest length, I mean,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be too modest, but just not
Speaker 2: like we don't want your shirt cheeks.
Speaker 1: Right right, I mean it's is.
Speaker 2: That too much to ask? And a full shirt, a
Speaker 2: whole shirt, yes, there's always like it's either a crop
Speaker 2: or there's a cutout in the front. A shirt.
Speaker 1: I just want just a you know, a plain T shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's what I want. Kids don't They're like that
Speaker 1: doesn't that looks lame then?
Speaker 2: But whatever.
Speaker 1: Speaking of feeling old, this week's episode of Full House
Speaker 1: made me feel really old ancient.
Speaker 2: Same. Yes, this is this is this is mind blowing
Speaker 2: when I realized what this episode is actually about. This
Speaker 2: week's episode, well, it's a big birthday, but for us
Speaker 2: now it seems like not as big of a birthday. No,
Speaker 2: as it's only thirty. It's thirty. Yeah, thirty, Yeah, thirty
Speaker 2: is not old. No, thirty So YEARNNY.
Speaker 1: Is eleven plus years ago, which is more time between
Speaker 1: my age now and their age then than the age
Speaker 1: of Candice was on the show. Wait think that made
Speaker 1: any sense? Noa in my brain that made sense.
Speaker 2: I don't do to the show.
Speaker 1: And it was eleven and a half years from thirty
Speaker 1: to forty one. Oh you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Oh, because you're forty one.
Speaker 1: It's right. It's like when you measure something and you're like, well,
Speaker 1: how many hippopotamuses is that? Like, it's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: My brain converts it into weird things.
Speaker 2: So that was some advanced math there. I did not
Speaker 2: I was class.
Speaker 1: That was common quar You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I realized that Danny Tanner is thirty years old,
Speaker 2: that means how then he he was twenty or nine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would have been twenty. Well, that's yeah, how
Speaker 1: old would he would have been? Nineteen? That? Actually I
Speaker 1: thought about that too, because in this episode he's starting thirty.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, well but DJ's ten. DJ's already to change. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they must have been really young. I mean they
Speaker 1: were really nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 2: Well, but that, you know, that was kind of the thing.
Speaker 1: High school were they? High school? Swethearts coming?
Speaker 2: Like my parents got married at well your parents, I'm
Speaker 2: super young. They were twenty My mom was eighteen, no,
Speaker 2: twenty two, a senior in high school. Well, that's when
Speaker 2: they got engaged. Was I engage? Okay?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: Prom? She was prom queen and my dad proposed to
Speaker 2: her all in that same night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Sherry Barber.
Speaker 2: So they got engaged when she was eighteen, but her
Speaker 2: parents or somebody's like, no, you have to wait until
Speaker 2: you're in college before you get married. Okay, and my
Speaker 2: dad was, you know, try and graduate from college and
Speaker 2: go into law school. So anyways, I'm derailing this whole
Speaker 2: podcast right now.
Speaker 1: So that's in the Barber history.
Speaker 2: But this is the Barber lore.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, So my my parents were twenty and twenty
Speaker 2: two okay when they got yeah married, that was very but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Danny and Pam would have probably been eighteen nineteen
Speaker 1: when they had DJ.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow.
Speaker 1: So like they you know, and and then I started
Speaker 1: kind of building the backstory from there. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so they were like high school sweethearts and they were young,
Speaker 1: and they had DJ, and they you know, they were married,
Speaker 1: and when Danny's trying to figure out what he wants
Speaker 1: to do and he goes to you know, journalism school
Speaker 1: and and then like that, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: and then he became a sports cast and that they
Speaker 1: and then and then this untimely tragedy.
Speaker 2: But but uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sort of you know, filling in again, filling
Speaker 1: in those those little bits and pieces and backstory with
Speaker 1: the with the math that I just never had before.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then I just always assumed that all three guys
Speaker 2: were a lot older, especially when we were on the show.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, they're ancient. You know, they seem
Speaker 2: right together like they are when we were five and ten. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: There's so anyone over fifteen.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh yeah right, so yeah, yeah, it's it's
Speaker 2: my mind was blown, blowing, mind blowing. But it's such
Speaker 2: a good episode. Should we get into it.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Welcome back, fan Ritos to how rude Tana Rito's I'm
Speaker 2: Andrea Barber.
Speaker 1: And I am Jodie Sweeten. I like your little rhyme there.
Speaker 2: That's hey, I just came up with that on the spot.
Speaker 2: Oh it's cute, thank you. And today we are discussing
Speaker 2: season one, episode eleven, titled The Big Three to Oh.
Speaker 2: It originally aired on December tenth, nineteen eighty seven, and
Speaker 2: it goes a little something like this. Danny arrives at
Speaker 2: his surprise thirtieth birthday party, only to discover that Jesse
Speaker 2: has accidentally driven his prized car into the bay.
Speaker 1: No, we have a lot of terrible car karma in
Speaker 1: this house.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's really bad. You're right, you're right, Like
Speaker 2: now that I'm thinking about all the cars in the backyard.
Speaker 2: Bad luck with cars in the backyard. Wow, well, as
Speaker 2: it should be.
Speaker 1: But we'll get there.
Speaker 2: We'll get there, We'll get there. Yeah. This episode was
Speaker 2: directed by Howard Storm. It was written by Jeff Franklin.
Speaker 2: Bob Purlow.
Speaker 1: Bob Purlow who was also our audience warm up, but
Speaker 1: he was a writer too, but he did our warm up.
Speaker 1: He was a really comedian, touring comedian. Yeah, Bob Parla
Speaker 1: was lovely. He would do a whole bunch of fun entertainment.
Speaker 1: Audience warm ups are the people that like put on
Speaker 1: a show to kind of get the audience hyped up
Speaker 1: for live audience tapings at sitcoms and you know, when
Speaker 1: we're cut between scenes or changing sets or clothes or whatever.
Speaker 1: The audience warm up guy is the person that keeps
Speaker 1: the audience like excited about being there, because, if you
Speaker 1: don't know, a sitcom taping is not thirty minutes in
Speaker 1: and out being bang boom. It is it's like a
Speaker 1: four to six hour production, depending on the show and
Speaker 1: what they're they're shooting in front of the audience. And
Speaker 1: it takes a while. So you definitely need a really
Speaker 1: good audience warm up person to keep everybody having fun, motivated, laughing,
Speaker 1: and like in the mood to be there, because after
Speaker 1: five hours some people are you get a little bit draggled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such a hard job to keep that energy
Speaker 2: level for five or six hours and keep people engaged.
Speaker 2: That's it's a very damnicul job.
Speaker 1: So Carlo I didn't realize he had also rid the episode.
Speaker 2: I was so surprised to see this writing credit. I was, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was thrilled. It was also co written by Jene
Speaker 2: Bronstein as well. There were two guest stars this week,
Speaker 2: Michael McManus as Paul, also known for Hot Shots, Poltergeist
Speaker 2: and The Police Academy.
Speaker 1: Polter Got is such a great movie.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so good, so good, Oh, very good. And
Speaker 2: Dorothy Park returning as Carolyn from the Sea Cruse episode.
Speaker 2: I'm so decighted that she's back.
Speaker 1: She came back a couple of times. They were I think,
Speaker 1: sort of toying about do we make Danny have a
Speaker 1: more serious girlfriend or not. It was, you know the
Speaker 1: beginning of a show when they're trying to kind of
Speaker 1: test out, like, what are audiences liking, what are they
Speaker 1: not liking? What's kind of the vibe? So I think
Speaker 1: she was the one that they were testing and seeing,
Speaker 1: if you know, Danny having a more serious girlfriend was
Speaker 1: something the audience was into.
Speaker 2: And I really liked her too. I think I think
Speaker 2: I thought she.
Speaker 1: Was a really sweet partner for Danny. I mean not
Speaker 1: like partner, you know, like life's partner, but like I
Speaker 1: liked their dynamic together.
Speaker 2: It was cute, they had good chemistry. I think if
Speaker 2: it hadn't been so early in season one, like he
Speaker 2: wasn't so I mean this is still within what a
Speaker 2: year of PAM six. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I think
Speaker 2: it was too soon for h to date, you know,
Speaker 2: but I think if this had been many seasons later,
Speaker 2: that Carolyn might have been the one.
Speaker 1: Well, if you go back to my mom's favorite episode, Seacruise,
Speaker 1: he does talk about that it's a little too early.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Janis's favorite episode, the Sea Crews episode is
Speaker 2: just legendary. Now, so Secrews episode.
Speaker 1: Danny's twenty nine. You can't just think about that he's
Speaker 1: twenty nine.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's mind blowing. So we opened the show in
Speaker 2: the kitchen Joey is telling the girls to make sure
Speaker 2: that they do not blow the surprise for their dad's
Speaker 2: birthday party tonight. DJ says he's talking to you, Steph,
Speaker 2: because Steph was the one that blew it last year.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, Stephanie four and you, yes, you defend
Speaker 2: yourself by saying I was only four.
Speaker 1: You never tell children if you want to keep something secret,
Speaker 1: you never tell children.
Speaker 2: No, especially four year olds. And Jody, you're wearing the
Speaker 2: cutest hot pink sweater here and it's got penguins reading
Speaker 2: books on it. It's so cute. Did you notice, Oh
Speaker 2: it's so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, penguins reading books.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I am a big book nerd. I still to this
Speaker 1: day love to read and am kind of a book nerd.
Speaker 1: So yeah, reading books made me very happy.
Speaker 2: I love that about you. So Joey says, it's an
Speaker 2: important birthday. Danny is going to be the Big Three.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, my face, my poem hit my face.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even put words together.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I still can't believe this. So
Speaker 2: Stephanie asked Joey how old is the Big Three? To
Speaker 2: zero compared to five. Joey demonstrates by pouring a little
Speaker 2: bit of cereal which is called oat seas, which, by
Speaker 2: the way I wrote down I said that box is
Speaker 2: later repurposed and becomes oat boats. Oh, yes, I wrote
Speaker 2: the same thing down. I'm like, yeah, pree oat boat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we just took the sies off, like scratched that off,
Speaker 2: the off that prop box and probably put like boats. Hey, repurposing.
Speaker 2: I love it. Yep. So he pours just a little
Speaker 2: bit of these oat sees into a bowl, referring to
Speaker 2: Stephanie's age, and then he pours a lot, almost the
Speaker 2: entire box of cereal into another bowl, referring to Danny's age.
Speaker 2: Stephanie's says, Wow, he's almost a whole box. Old Jesse
Speaker 2: now enters the kitchen walking with Michelle holding her hand,
Speaker 2: and Michelle is dressed in I don't know what.
Speaker 1: This looks like a baby cheerleading uniform.
Speaker 2: It looks like a cheerleading uniform.
Speaker 1: It's so it was really cute. But I was like,
Speaker 1: she dressed, I mean, maybe that was the look. It's cute.
Speaker 2: It was cute, and she little balloons tied to that,
Speaker 2: three balloons tied to her. I guess she's Yeah, she's
Speaker 2: like a party favor. I don't think she's atorible. Jesse says,
Speaker 2: make way for the New Year Birthday blimp, and he
Speaker 2: tells everyone that she had more balloons, but he had
Speaker 2: to take him off because she was getting picked up
Speaker 2: by radar.
Speaker 1: And I wonder how many balloons you'd have to attach to
Speaker 1: a child that size to make them actually float through
Speaker 1: a living room. Oh, just a question, that's anyway.
Speaker 2: That's more like math or physics, or that's.
Speaker 1: That's physics for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not my department. Danny comes downstairs and everyone
Speaker 2: wishes him a happy birthday. He says, okay, it's been said.
Speaker 2: We can just move on and forget about the fact
Speaker 2: that I am I am, And he struggles to say
Speaker 2: the word thirty.
Speaker 1: So not old is what you are? You are not old, stirty.
Speaker 2: Your life is just getting started. Dirty, dirty, Come on people.
Speaker 2: DJ gives Danny a present from the girls. It's a
Speaker 2: coupon book. One is for changing Michelle's diaper, which Jesse
Speaker 2: tries to take, and the second coupon is for a
Speaker 2: car wash for his car bullet. Danny reminisces about how
Speaker 2: he got the car bullet on his twentieth birthday, and
Speaker 2: every time he gets behind the wheel and puts the
Speaker 2: top down, blasting his self improvement tapes, he feels like
Speaker 2: a kid again. So he got the car right after.
Speaker 1: DJ was born? Oh yeah, right, or well, no, DJ
Speaker 1: would have been before. And then he got the cars.
Speaker 2: Shortly shortly after. Yeah, it's such a safe car for
Speaker 2: a newborn.
Speaker 1: And I was gonna say yeah with no seatbelts, no
Speaker 1: seatbelts and airbags. Yeah no, So Jesse says, you were
Speaker 1: born to raise Heck the doorbell rings and DJ says, oh,
Speaker 1: that must be another birthday surprise, and the girls run
Speaker 1: out of the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Danny says to Joey, look at her run. Did I
Speaker 2: ever run like that? And Joey says, yes, you always
Speaker 2: ran like a girl. Wow. Now now yeah, come on.
Speaker 1: Boys now now. By the way, our amazing fact checker
Speaker 1: said that thirty five hundred to four thousand balloons to
Speaker 1: flow a baby. So wait, that's a lot of balloons.
Speaker 2: That's a fact.
Speaker 1: He actually don't know if you ever attached thirty five
Speaker 1: hundred balloons to a baby to see, but apparently I
Speaker 1: guess given the you know, average weight of a baby
Speaker 1: and the average helium in a balloon, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's probably a bunch of math involved.
Speaker 2: But wow, okay, I love that this is a fact
Speaker 2: on the internet.
Speaker 1: Well, everything on the Internet is a fact which may
Speaker 1: or may not be actually problematic.
Speaker 2: Right, let's do this at a live show. Let's attach
Speaker 2: four thousand balloons to a small child and see if
Speaker 2: they float.
Speaker 1: Oh, we like we can be like the lawn chair guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were the guy that tried to actually did that.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh this is great. It ended with him.
Speaker 2: But anyway, okay, that's all right. I bet you know what, though,
Speaker 2: I bet he was probably over thirty. He's not old.
Speaker 2: In the next scene, we are in the living room,
Speaker 2: we are reminded that Jesse is only twenty four years old.
Speaker 2: In the show show come On, you guys, Come on, Babes, Babes, Babes,
Speaker 2: Jesse puts Michelle down, and in a game show host
Speaker 2: voice tells the girls to tell the lucky contestant what's
Speaker 2: behind door number one? Vanna Carol Merrill?
Speaker 1: Was Carol Merrill the other letter turner? Or was she
Speaker 1: like like on Price's Ride or something?
Speaker 2: Oh, she was on I think she was on a
Speaker 2: different show, not real a fortune.
Speaker 1: But let's make a deal.
Speaker 2: Let's make a deal. That's it. Okay, that's it, got it,
Speaker 2: very good. So the girls simultaneously open both of the
Speaker 2: front doors, which bumped. Have we ever opened both of
Speaker 2: the front doors at the same time?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think we did in the pilot episode. I
Speaker 1: think I could be wrong.
Speaker 2: It's not often.
Speaker 1: So I was stunned.
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, both the doors open? I didn't
Speaker 2: even know. So they opened both of the front doors,
Speaker 2: and they reveal a man in a black suit, sunglasses
Speaker 2: and a cap. Danny says, I want a man.
Speaker 1: And you know, happy thirtieth, Happy thirtieth.
Speaker 2: Nothing says happy thirtieth birthday like like a non speaking
Speaker 2: man in a suit.
Speaker 1: Uh. Not only that, a non speaking man who looks
Speaker 1: exactly like the villain in Roger Rabbits.
Speaker 2: Okay he does with.
Speaker 1: The glasses and the hat, doctor Doom or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: When he's got the dip and he's gonna that's exactly
Speaker 1: what he looks like. It's the villain from Roger Rabbit
Speaker 1: come to take Danny to work and put him in
Speaker 1: the dip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a very ubiquitous actor carried a full house
Speaker 2: and right, yeah, yeah, so Jesse says, oh you won
Speaker 2: not just a man, not just any man. Jimmy tell
Speaker 2: him what he's won. Jesse starts snapping his fingers as
Speaker 2: Joey puts on his game show voice and says, Danny Tanner,
Speaker 2: you will be riding in style as you won your
Speaker 2: very own chauffeur limousine for a day. Danny thanks them
Speaker 2: for going all out, and Jesse explains, oh, it's no trouble.
Speaker 2: He's gonna fumigate the chaw Fir's house for free. So
Speaker 2: I was like all right trading favors. Danny asks if
Speaker 2: the girls want to ride to school in the limo.
Speaker 2: Dj says, I would love a ride in the limo,
Speaker 2: but do we have to go to school. Stephanie suggests
Speaker 2: them all. DJ agrees, and Danny says you're going to
Speaker 2: school and the girls exit, but nice try. Before leaving,
Speaker 2: Danny tells the guys remember no party. He exits. Jesse
Speaker 2: closes the door and turns to Joey and says back
Speaker 2: to the party. As they walk to the kitchen, Joey says, okay,
Speaker 2: the food will arrive at five. The belly Dancer arrives
Speaker 2: at five point thirty, the belly dancer leaves at six,
Speaker 2: and the guests arrive at six thirty, and the limo
Speaker 2: will drive Danny drop Danny home at seven. Wait, so
Speaker 2: the belly dancers just for.
Speaker 1: The belly dancer is not really there for their entertainment
Speaker 1: and has nothing to do with Danny. It's just just
Speaker 1: a random, like dude thing. I'm like, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: a belly dancer.
Speaker 2: What. It's so subtle though, Like this is the only
Speaker 2: time they refer to this, and it's just like wells.
Speaker 1: Only if you really think about the where you're like
Speaker 1: six six thirty guests, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, doing the time math in your head, you're like,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, Danny doesn't ever get to see the
Speaker 2: belly dancer.
Speaker 1: And also I have to I have to ask you,
Speaker 1: having driven around in San Francisco in our Hundai Tucsan,
Speaker 1: how do you think it would be to drive through
Speaker 1: San Francisco in a stretch limo down Lombard Street.
Speaker 2: Damn down, There's no way it would fit down that
Speaker 2: crooked street.
Speaker 1: It definitely wouldn't.
Speaker 2: It would get stuck.
Speaker 1: It would way get stuck.
Speaker 2: I am here for that. I want to see it,
Speaker 2: let's do it.
Speaker 1: Then you'd need how many balloons to lift it up
Speaker 1: off of Lombard Street.
Speaker 2: And we have our first live show in San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Balloons on a limo stuck on my Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Us in David Blaine and he's proceeding to lift a
Speaker 1: car of stretch limo off of Lombard Street with balloons.
Speaker 2: That's what we're fair, very feasible, very feasible. Rely yep,
Speaker 2: completely So. In the next scene, we're in the kitchen
Speaker 2: and Joey asks Jesse about the presence. Jesse says he's
Speaker 2: gonna go take Bullet to get fitted for new seat covers,
Speaker 2: and Danny is gonna love it. They stroll into the
Speaker 2: backyard and see Bullet a stunning old classic red car
Speaker 2: and I think this is the first time we see
Speaker 2: the backyard, right, the full backyard, shape shifting backyard.
Speaker 1: Is it's the first time we see a car in
Speaker 1: the backyard, and I feel like this is this is
Speaker 1: a you know, this is the time to talk about
Speaker 1: the ever changing, shape shifting backyard of the Tanners in
Speaker 1: San Francisco. Which, again, if you've ever been to San
Speaker 1: Francisco and seen the houses and the property. They're small,
Speaker 1: there's not they're narrow, they're like long back but there's
Speaker 1: not you don't have a lot of yard space room
Speaker 1: for you know, property is at a it's at a minimum.
Speaker 1: So you don't have a huge backyard, and you certainly
Speaker 1: don't have a huge backyard with which you could drive
Speaker 1: a car into, right, I don't you. I feel like
Speaker 1: it would be for most people's yards. It's you know,
Speaker 1: just driving a car into the backyard would be difficult.
Speaker 1: But in San Francisco, how'd they get the car in there?
Speaker 2: Where's the gate?
Speaker 1: Is there an alley? Doesn't look like it when they
Speaker 1: when you see the house from.
Speaker 2: Overhead, there's no space for a driveway that leads to
Speaker 2: that leads into the right. No, and we've actually been
Speaker 2: in that backyard when Jeffranklin owned the full house house.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: The space there's barely enough space for the cat.
Speaker 1: It was a patio, but that that was the most
Speaker 1: It would go from twenty feet deep and then some
Speaker 1: weeks you'd have another set on the other side, so
Speaker 1: it would just be like some bushes in front of
Speaker 1: the window and then like a gate. So you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like a fence, so it would look
Speaker 1: right there, like if anybody looks at some point they're
Speaker 1: looking right out the window and seeing that there's a
Speaker 1: fence right there, or at some point they're seeing there's
Speaker 1: just an expansive backyard.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like it was crazy, it's it's insane anyway,
Speaker 2: And I'm developing a theory right like right now at
Speaker 2: this very second, as oooh, I think I'm putting it
Speaker 2: all together. So Kimmy Gibbler lived on that side of
Speaker 2: the house, as we know, because she picked your head
Speaker 2: over the fence during the ostrich As episode. You know,
Speaker 2: so she lived on that side.
Speaker 1: That's true. She did live on that side right, which
Speaker 1: would have technically made her behind.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: We've actually had this discussion to the way you go
Speaker 1: over the fence. It's in the backyard.
Speaker 2: None of it makes right, none of it makes sense.
Speaker 1: But don't pull the thread. The sweater falls apart.
Speaker 2: But because it's Kimmy Gibler next door, I feel like
Speaker 2: the Tanners were just like, oh, it's the Gibblers. They
Speaker 2: don't mind if we take the fence and move it
Speaker 2: twenty feet the feet or drive.
Speaker 1: Our car through their backyard.
Speaker 2: Gigglers don't care. I mean, the Gibbler parents were never
Speaker 2: home and Kimmy's just oblivious.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, it's it's all good.
Speaker 2: It all makes sense, all makes sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's how bullet got into the backyard.
Speaker 2: Okay, through the Gibbler's house. Yes. Next we fade into
Speaker 2: the living room. It's later that night and it is
Speaker 2: party time. DJ and Steph enter the room carrying food
Speaker 2: trays and dressed somewhat amish. I don't know how to
Speaker 2: describe this. It was.
Speaker 1: I had like a like a I don't mc hammer
Speaker 1: pants onesie sort of thing on that was in like
Speaker 1: a Laura Ashley floral print.
Speaker 2: Definitely Laura Laura Ashley.
Speaker 1: And DJ was wearing an all denim look her signature
Speaker 1: all day, her signature Canadian tuxedo.
Speaker 2: With the bolo tie.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's complete with a bolo tie. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: no outfit was complete in the eighties without a bolo tie.
Speaker 1: That made that went from just play to fancy.
Speaker 2: It elevated that outfit day tonight. Yeah, so DJ, they're
Speaker 2: carrying food trays and DJ tells her, Okay, now do
Speaker 2: it the way exactly the way I told you. Stephanie says,
Speaker 2: I'm old enough to carry a tray of appsizers, alatizers,
Speaker 2: cheese sticks. So cute you your lisp. It's just so
Speaker 2: cute how you're trying to pronounce that word. So Stephanie
Speaker 2: turns and asks a guest, excuse me, do you care
Speaker 2: about cheese?
Speaker 1: And yes, deeply?
Speaker 2: The answer is always the.
Speaker 1: Relationship with cheese. Yeah.
Speaker 2: DJ corrects her and says, Steph, it's do you care
Speaker 2: for cheese? And Stephanie says, well, she took one, didn't she.
Speaker 2: You know, Steh, Stephanie just got good points here. She's
Speaker 2: always got good points.
Speaker 1: It's not semantics. And most people would say, do you
Speaker 1: care about cheese?
Speaker 2: I do? I do deeply.
Speaker 1: I'd care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of the cheese, all the cheese. Uh. So
Speaker 2: we flipped to the backyard where Jesse is in the
Speaker 2: backyard with bullets, which looks like he has been in
Speaker 2: the worst car accident ever. Like this car, Well.
Speaker 1: The car looks like it's been in an accident.
Speaker 2: No, no, I am.
Speaker 1: The car car heinous looks as though it has been
Speaker 1: trapped in the bottom of San Francisco Bay for several years.
Speaker 2: It's like Titanic and Bullet had a baby. This is
Speaker 2: what Bullet would look like. It's got like seaweed gone.
Speaker 1: Yeahs, it's right. Those barnacles attached fast, and and the
Speaker 1: paint is has been eaten off. The San Francisco Bay
Speaker 1: is very acidic and it just fair eats the paint
Speaker 1: right off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, immediately, immediately. Yeah, poor Bullet like this iconic car.
Speaker 1: Car really.
Speaker 2: And Jesse knows it. He knows it. He says, oh, man,
Speaker 2: I am dead, and he starts to walk into the house.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if I showed up to your house
Speaker 1: with your with your car squashed and some seaweed hanging
Speaker 1: off of.
Speaker 2: It like ear rings, we would have a serious We
Speaker 2: would not have a serious discussion because I would stop
Speaker 2: speaking to you for at least an hour.
Speaker 1: It's true, yes, And then they'd be like, but I
Speaker 1: got your seat covers, and then you'd be like, oh
Speaker 1: I love that amphibium and then okay, exactly.
Speaker 2: So Jesse walks into the kitchen and Joey notices that
Speaker 2: something's not right, and he says, Jesse, what's wrong? I
Speaker 2: have never seen your face the shade of green.
Speaker 1: Old please though yes, yes, oh, never mind, I'll save
Speaker 1: that for our everywhere you look a moment.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay, great, I'll keep going. Okay, So Joey's
Speaker 2: concerned and Jesse's looking very green, and just then, just
Speaker 2: then DJ and Stephanie walk into the room and DJ says, uncle, Jesse,
Speaker 2: is something wrong. I'm getting vibes? And Jesse says, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: something is wrong. And DJ says, this is great. I'm
Speaker 2: developing a woman's intuition. You go, j true, that's true.
Speaker 2: So Jesse says, well, your father's car has been in
Speaker 2: a little accident. Follow me. He ushers them to the
Speaker 2: kitchen door and shows them a destroyed bullet. Stephanie says,
Speaker 2: you are dead meat. Joey says, well, this really takes
Speaker 2: the fun out of the seat covers, and DJ says, well,
Speaker 2: when we're in trouble, we give dad the cutest little girls.
Speaker 2: Look the cutest little wait, how do I say it?
Speaker 2: The cutest little girls in the world. Look. Man, that's
Speaker 2: a tough line. I'm impressed that Candace got that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the cutest little girls in the world. Look.
Speaker 2: Look, yes, and you had to put some quotations around there,
Speaker 2: air quotes. And then DJ and Stephanie demonstrate this adorable,
Speaker 2: adorable look and Jess, he looks like.
Speaker 1: She's up to something. I gotta say that little face.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a I was like, steph' stevious.
Speaker 2: It's a little devious. But more concerning, why why does
Speaker 2: nobody ask if Jesse's okay? Like, no one concerned, just like.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you screwed up, not like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the car is a pancake and covered in seaweed and barnacles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're seemingly fine. What happened? Nobody?
Speaker 2: Everyone's just nobody cares.
Speaker 1: Dad's gonna be real bummed about that. You were like,
Speaker 1: where's the story?
Speaker 2: What? Like did he have to go to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Was he hurt? Did he break a leg? No? No, right,
Speaker 2: did nobody cares?
Speaker 1: Someone? Did you run over a person? Did you go
Speaker 1: sailing off of a boat? Of what happened? He was
Speaker 1: just like, ah, man, no seat covers.
Speaker 2: It's all about the seat covers. Yeah. Yeah, So Jesse
Speaker 2: says he's gonna own up to it, and right then
Speaker 2: Carolyn from the Sea Creuse episode enters the kitchen and
Speaker 2: tells them, hey, Danny's on his way up the steps.
Speaker 2: So Carolyn and the girls exit and Joey tells Jesse
Speaker 2: to hide the seat covers and make sure that Danny
Speaker 2: has the best night of his life before we tell
Speaker 2: him about the car. So now we are in the
Speaker 2: living room. The lights are off and all the party
Speaker 2: guests are quiet. Danny opens the door, flips on the
Speaker 2: lights and everyone says surprise. He hugs and says hi
Speaker 2: to his friends from the station and then goes to
Speaker 2: Jesse and Joey and says, there's no more surprises, right,
Speaker 2: Jesse and Joey say, well, well, Joey talks up Jesse
Speaker 2: and says, oh, this party was Jesse's idea. He did
Speaker 2: all the work and he gets all the credit. Danny says,
Speaker 2: I know you don't like it when I try to
Speaker 2: hug you, and Jesse says, how would I hug you
Speaker 2: this time? And he gives him a big hug.
Speaker 1: See. I would immediately be like what did you do?
Speaker 2: That would be the first clue, the first two like
Speaker 2: what did you do wrong? You never hug me? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Dj comes over at this moment with a polaroid camera
Speaker 2: and takes their picture and says to Stephanie, let's call
Speaker 2: this the before picture. Later that evening, Danny starts opening
Speaker 2: his gifts, and he opens amount of a tiny fish
Speaker 2: given to him by Carolyn because he didn't catch anything
Speaker 2: when he was on her boat. That's kind of because
Speaker 2: she's throwing shade at him or she a nice g.
Speaker 1: Well let's see, you know, I'm sure they you know,
Speaker 1: he's they've talked since then. It's a joke between them
Speaker 1: now the bait.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, okay, it's a nice gesture.
Speaker 1: That shit, it's better than one of those singing fish
Speaker 1: that's mounted on the hall, the.
Speaker 2: Big the big mouth bass or whatever. Yeah, I hate
Speaker 2: those things, hate those So right then steph walks out
Speaker 2: from the kitchen and says, I found another present and
Speaker 2: we see that it's the box with the seat covers inside.
Speaker 1: He's as try it as I am. By the way, it's.
Speaker 2: I'm impressed you were able to carry that. That box
Speaker 2: was huge. Jesse's like no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: And then Stephanie, who is trying to get the hint.
Speaker 2: She tries to leave, but Danny grabs the gift from
Speaker 2: her and opens it. He reads the gift tag to
Speaker 2: Danny and bullet from Jesse and Joey. He opens the
Speaker 2: sheepskin seat covers and says he's gonna go try them
Speaker 2: on Bullet right now. Oh boy. Jesse and Joey run
Speaker 2: after him, deciding, well, maybe now is a good time
Speaker 2: to tell him about the car. Jesse stops Danny in
Speaker 2: the kitchen and says, I have to tell you something.
Speaker 2: Bullet was in an accident, and Danny says, is he
Speaker 2: all right? And Jesse shakes his head yes, but really
Speaker 2: he's saying no again. Danny's not concerned that that Jesse
Speaker 2: is hurt, concerned the.
Speaker 1: Car was in an accident.
Speaker 2: Well with who someone had to do driving?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Jesse tells him that he was coming out
Speaker 2: of Pep Boys when he was hit from behind, which
Speaker 2: sent him down a hill, hit a guardrail and went
Speaker 2: into the bay and sank, okay, wait, yeah.
Speaker 1: Was he sating? So he's saying he was coming out
Speaker 1: of Pep Boys and saw the car hit from behind
Speaker 1: and go down the hill. He wasn't in the car, right,
Speaker 1: We're not.
Speaker 2: It's confusing. It's definitely confusing, confusing because I think he's
Speaker 2: saying when he says he was hit from behind, I
Speaker 2: think he meant he bullet the bullet right was hit
Speaker 2: from behind, not Jesse. Jesse right hit from behind. It
Speaker 2: was bullet because there's no way Jesse.
Speaker 1: Because there's no way Jesse was in the car. No,
Speaker 1: there's no way Jesse was in the car. Car, or
Speaker 1: he would have been covered in seaweed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, and he would have been been flattened.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, it's because that was I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: he went down. Jesse survived this, and we're not talking
Speaker 1: about that. We're just worried about the car. But I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I think he says, like I'm coming
Speaker 1: out of pet Boys, and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, let's just assume that Jesse was not in
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 1: No, some baby was not in the car and sent
Speaker 1: it to.
Speaker 2: Its untimely demise into the bay. Into the bay. Uh
Speaker 2: so bullet went out in a blaze of glory. Danny
Speaker 2: starts laughing because he thinks this is all a joke,
Speaker 2: and he tells Jesse, what you really had me going
Speaker 2: there for a minute. Do you know what a car
Speaker 2: that sank to the bottom of the bay would look like? Ye? Well,
Speaker 2: at that moment, Danny walks out to the backyard, laughing
Speaker 2: and slowly stops when he sees bullet. DJ takes this
Speaker 2: opportunity to take another polaroid and says to Stephanie, we'll
Speaker 2: call this the after picture. After a very tense commercial break,
Speaker 2: Stephanie asks Danny, are you all right? And Danny's just
Speaker 2: giggling crazily and running his hand through his hair. Joey says,
Speaker 2: that is the same smile Jack Nicholson had in the Shining.
Speaker 2: It's very true.
Speaker 1: It's a he really kind of recreates that moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a spot on description. Yeah, Danny says,
Speaker 2: it's fine. These things happen. Kay, Sarah Sarah, Jesse says,
Speaker 2: drop the act. Every weekend, you are out here waxing
Speaker 2: and polishing. Joey says Jesse. It is not about the
Speaker 2: hundreds of hours in labor he put into the car.
Speaker 2: It's about the ten years of memories. It drove him
Speaker 2: to his first real job, and then it helped him
Speaker 2: raise a family. This car was Danny's twenties.
Speaker 1: Oh, Joey, right, his life. Actually, it's not that that's terrible.
Speaker 1: This is really the terrible part. It's all of this
Speaker 1: terribleness and you're just.
Speaker 2: Like, don't look, Joey stopped talking right, stop talking.
Speaker 1: Stop, don't no, no, no no. This car drove him
Speaker 1: to his first real job.
Speaker 2: Job. Yeah, so if he bought this car for his
Speaker 2: twentieth birthday, m hm, was DJ Bourne already and he
Speaker 2: didn't he got his first job at like twenty.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out this whole timeline. Yeap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, if it's his first real job, let's assume
Speaker 2: he was working at a job, like a temporary job
Speaker 2: like you do, like when you recently graduate. Like my
Speaker 2: you know, Tate, My son is nineteen and he's a
Speaker 2: server at a restaurant. It's not his job, it's gonna
Speaker 2: half forever. So I think Danny probably had a job
Speaker 2: like that before he got this podcast job. Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, that's my explanation anyway, got it. So Danny
Speaker 2: finally drops the phony smile and Jesse encourages him to
Speaker 2: let the anger out. Just hit the car. Danny lightly
Speaker 2: kicks the tire and it completely deflates. Danny says, I
Speaker 2: can honestly say this is one birthday I will never forget.
Speaker 2: He says good night to everyone and goes back in
Speaker 2: the house. Joey says, this is probably not the best
Speaker 2: time for cake, Joey, is it.
Speaker 1: It's either the the worst time or the best time.
Speaker 2: Well that's a good point, right, It depends on if, right,
Speaker 2: if sugar is your comfort food, Yeah, it would be
Speaker 2: for me, this would be the perfect opportunity.
Speaker 1: Right, be like, I'm just headfirst into a cake. What
Speaker 1: Danny is He's shown placid, calm even he you know,
Speaker 1: he's a little panicked and just sad. But like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I came out, I think he handled it.
Speaker 2: Well. Well, he's going through the different stage.
Speaker 1: I guess that's why Jesse was like, come on, hit me,
Speaker 1: kick the car, do the and yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Well he starts off in denial because he's laughing maniacally,
Speaker 2: right right, and then he just gets depressed, like I
Speaker 2: think he skips right over here.
Speaker 1: It goes through like the seven stages of grief like whatever.
Speaker 2: Angering yeah, yeah, yeah, well it's it's only a thirty
Speaker 2: minute sitcom. He's got it.
Speaker 1: He's got to just rush through all these streets. He's
Speaker 1: got to process through those feelings right very quickly.
Speaker 2: So the next day we are in Michelle's room where
Speaker 2: Danny is reading a book to Michelle about the sounds
Speaker 2: that animals make. He asks her what a pig and
Speaker 2: a dog sound like, and Michelle makes a sound that
Speaker 2: is well close enough.
Speaker 1: It was so cute. This was when, again, when we
Speaker 1: started like playing to what they were actually doing at
Speaker 1: the time, and so they were starting to learn their
Speaker 1: animal noises and starting to learn that stuff. So it
Speaker 1: was like, well, let's try and see if they'll do it,
Speaker 1: you know, in front of the camera or whatever. And yeah,
Speaker 1: we got a couple of little, couple little animal noises.
Speaker 2: And the baby voice actor is quickly losing her job
Speaker 2: here because are stepping up. Yes, And did you notice
Speaker 2: at this point that Michelle points or Mary Kate whoever
Speaker 2: it was, points off stage, and I'm like, she's pointing
Speaker 2: at Adria. I just know she's pointing, and the dried
Speaker 2: fruit right right, and the little fruit gummies and that
Speaker 2: the yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know Adria, who's our
Speaker 2: studio teacher but also the baby wrangler. She's the one
Speaker 2: that would wrangle the Olsen twins. She would hold a
Speaker 2: snack up and be like okay, you know, say oink
Speaker 2: oink or say or whatever and try to get the
Speaker 2: baby to mimic her.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: But when I saw her point, when I saw the
Speaker 2: baby pointing, I'm like, that's Adria.
Speaker 1: She would get very excited what she'd see. And yeah,
Speaker 1: you love it for sure.
Speaker 2: So Danny turns the page and says, oh, mister Carr,
Speaker 2: what does mister Carr say? Michelle does not respond, and
Speaker 2: Danny says, that's right, nothing because mister Carr is dead.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, who dead? This book took a dark turn.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Joey enters the room wearing his red plaid robe and
Speaker 2: asks if he heard Michelle crying. Danny responds, no, that
Speaker 2: was me. Joey takes Michelle and tries to tell Danny
Speaker 2: it's just a car. I dare you to look at
Speaker 2: this baby and not smile. Joey holds Michelle in front
Speaker 2: of him, dancing her back and forth and making adorable
Speaker 2: baby talking noises. Michelle and Danny both laugh. Joey says, see,
Speaker 2: who cares about the car? Danny says, well, than just
Speaker 2: about the car, Yeah, he cares about the car. He's like,
Speaker 2: it's the big picture. Who are we? Where are we going?
Speaker 2: Why do we have to get there so fast? Joey answers,
Speaker 2: literally and says, well, we are Joey and Danny. We
Speaker 2: are going to the kitchen, and we are going fast
Speaker 2: because if we don't, Jesse will eat all the microwave pancakes.
Speaker 2: Good point, typical Joey. Danny gives a monologue about how
Speaker 2: old they're getting, and we learn that Danny and Joey
Speaker 2: went to junior high together. We knew they went to
Speaker 2: high school together, but now it's junior high, junior high.
Speaker 2: And they took a wood shop class together too. More
Speaker 2: fun facts. Jesse comes into Michelle's room and gives Michelle
Speaker 2: a little raspberry on her belly. Jesse asks Danny, are
Speaker 2: you still mad at me? And Danny says, I know
Speaker 2: it wasn't your fault. Jesse says, I'm going to make
Speaker 2: it up to you. Joey, get dressed. Danny says, no
Speaker 2: more surprises. Jesse assures him it's going to be okay,
Speaker 2: and then he gives Michelle one more raspberry before exiting.
Speaker 2: So cute. They just love kissing that little belly, that
Speaker 2: little they do belly.
Speaker 1: So they do, and you know they are really moving.
Speaker 2: Through this very quickly. I applaud how well they are
Speaker 2: processing this as a group. Totally, totally. In the next scene,
Speaker 2: we are in a car dealership. Jesse and Joey walk
Speaker 2: into the dealership and they see a car that looks
Speaker 2: exactly like Bullet.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 2: Joey leans on the car and starts kissing it, when
Speaker 2: Jesse says, don't do that, we won't get a good price.
Speaker 2: Good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't make out with the car before you buy it.
Speaker 2: It's never a good idea, no, Jesse.
Speaker 1: Maybe even after you buy it. I don't know that
Speaker 1: I put my lips on it. But that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Jesse explains to Joey the insurance money is eleven seven
Speaker 2: hundred dollars, so they just need to get the car
Speaker 2: for that. They ask how much it is and the
Speaker 2: salesman says twelve grand. Okay, that seems perfect.
Speaker 1: That's there you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The phone rings at this very moment, and the salesman,
Speaker 2: whose name is Paul, goes to answer it. It appears
Speaker 2: to be another customer interested in this very same car.
Speaker 2: A bidding war ensues.
Speaker 1: A very quick bidding war. By the way, It's like
Speaker 1: he picks up the phone and he's like, this guy's
Speaker 1: buying the car. You're buying the car. You're buying the car.
Speaker 2: Like it's no details are shared. It is all about
Speaker 2: the money, girls, No, yep, that's it, all about the money.
Speaker 2: Jesse and Joey offer eleven seven. Paul shakes his head.
Speaker 2: The guys start to pretend to walk out, hoping Paul
Speaker 2: will stop them, but he doesn't, and so Jesse comes
Speaker 2: back and he says, okay, twelve to one. Paul says
Speaker 2: to the bidd I just got an offer of twelve one,
Speaker 2: and the bidding just keeps increasing.
Speaker 1: Keeps going, keeps going.
Speaker 2: We cut to the living room where we see Danny
Speaker 2: and the girls are the bidders on the other end
Speaker 2: of the line.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh.
Speaker 2: Boy, Danny says twelve five hundred as the girls cheer
Speaker 2: him on, And now we are intercutting between the living
Speaker 2: room and the car dealership. Jesse says thirteen thousand, Danny
Speaker 2: says fourteen thousand. Dj says I'll kick in an extra
Speaker 2: twenty and Stephanie says, count me in for seventy three cents,
Speaker 2: So cute.
Speaker 1: Just put it right over the top there.
Speaker 2: The bidding keeps increasing until Jesse finally says, I will
Speaker 2: pay anything for that car. Twenty thousand. This stops Danny.
Speaker 2: He realizes he's going crazy over a car he has
Speaker 2: never seen, and he also has to save up to
Speaker 2: send his girls to college, so he tells Paul just
Speaker 2: let the other guy have it, but Paul lies and
Speaker 2: tells Jesse, oh, the other guy went up another thousand.
Speaker 2: You can have the car for only twenty two thousand.
Speaker 2: Jesse says, I went from eleven seven to twenty two
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Joey says, I forget it. Let the other
Speaker 2: guy have it. Paul tries to keep the sale by
Speaker 2: lowering the price until Jesse says, hmmm, how about eleven five,
Speaker 2: and Paul says, you got it. I'll give you the
Speaker 2: car for eleven five. Hey. Perfect, Perfect. This was a
Speaker 2: great ending to the This ended differently than I was expecting.
Speaker 2: I was expecting someone to have to pay triple the
Speaker 2: price of.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I was exactly. I was. I was like,
Speaker 1: someone's gonna pay twenty thousand dollars for this car. But
Speaker 1: where are they, you know, just twenty thousand cash?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, life insurance maybe oh ooh, I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm just I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, I don't know. That's one of those we
Speaker 2: just handwaves that that is right. Okay, the car needs
Speaker 2: to be bought. So later on in the kitchen, Jesse
Speaker 2: and Joey enter and Danny says, I got some great news,
Speaker 2: and Jesse and Joey say, so do we. But Danny's
Speaker 2: gonna go first. He says, remember when the only car
Speaker 2: I thought I could love was Bullet, Well, I was wrong.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't I look good behind the wheel of a cheap
Speaker 2: wagon ear? And he shows them the brochure.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can see the wood paneling. Now those cheap
Speaker 1: wagoneers yep.
Speaker 2: Jesse says, you cannot be serious. Danny tells the story
Speaker 2: of how he was on the phone bidding on a
Speaker 2: car today and the Yo yo on the other end
Speaker 2: of the line kept jacking up the price. Danny said,
Speaker 2: so tomorrow, I'm buying my first new car ever. Joey says,
Speaker 2: I hope you weren't planning on using your insurance check,
Speaker 2: and Danny says, why they opened.
Speaker 1: The door to get Danny's insurance check?
Speaker 2: I think they. I think they were just assuming that
Speaker 2: Danny would hand it over. I don't don't know. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of assumption to pay.
Speaker 1: For the car. Yeah, yeah, I asked him many questions.
Speaker 2: It's Jesse and Joey. They're just a Joey whatever. They're
Speaker 2: eleven five.
Speaker 1: Showed up.
Speaker 2: That's it. So they opened the door to the backyard
Speaker 2: to reveal the new bullet, complete with an oversized bow.
Speaker 2: Danny smiles, realizing that Jesse and Joey were the other
Speaker 2: two Yo Yo's bidding against him, Yo and Yo, Yo
Speaker 2: and Yo. That's such a funny bit, Danny says. What
Speaker 2: better symbol for the next decade than a gift from
Speaker 2: my two best friends. He says, birthdays aren't about numbers,
Speaker 2: They're about who you spend them with. And you guys
Speaker 2: made this one great.
Speaker 1: Oh and buying cars, you ruin that that helps building
Speaker 1: your friend's apartments in your basement, telling you, man, they
Speaker 1: are throwing money around.
Speaker 2: Left and right in this house, just rolling in the
Speaker 2: double I am it's impressive.
Speaker 1: It is impressive, but it really And then oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the weird cover rendition of baby you can
Speaker 1: drive my car? Oh yeah, yeah, good, yeah, But I'm like,
Speaker 1: who is was it the Rippers?
Speaker 2: It's the Rippers who's singing baby I can drive? Well?
Speaker 2: This is a great this is a great shot because
Speaker 2: it ends on this the quintessential bridge shot of the
Speaker 2: family driving over the bridge.
Speaker 1: They just basically used the the front the opening title
Speaker 1: shot and cut it into the show and then made
Speaker 1: it look and then use that as like to fade
Speaker 1: into the end credits.
Speaker 2: I thought it was great. It was great.
Speaker 1: Such agree that you've always seen this is actually that
Speaker 1: moment that it's from.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, yeah, yeah, we find out that and Danny.
Speaker 2: We find out at last that Danny has renamed the
Speaker 2: car Walter, which is I don't know, it's not as
Speaker 2: great as Bullet, but.
Speaker 1: It was great. Now no Bullet B two B two
Speaker 1: B two yeah, B fifty two, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyways, that's our show.
Speaker 2: That is our show, and it's.
Speaker 1: So it's our show. No other shows have been or
Speaker 1: cars have been harmed in the making of this show.
Speaker 2: Not yet.
Speaker 1: Cars have met an unfortunate demise.
Speaker 2: But for everywhere you look movements, yes, okay, this week's everywhere.
Speaker 1: You look moments. So you know how Bullet when the
Speaker 1: car comes back from uh, when Jesse comes back from
Speaker 1: the accident and we first see Bullet the car in
Speaker 1: the backyard, do you hear the tow truck driver who says,
Speaker 1: hey pal, good luck.
Speaker 2: No, I don't remember that, it's Jeff Franklin.
Speaker 1: Shut up, it's Jeff Franklin. Jeff Franklin is the I
Speaker 1: heard the voice and I was like, it was Jeff,
Speaker 1: but the voice is Jeff Franklin and he says, hey pal,
Speaker 1: good luck. You know, as the tow driver, as the
Speaker 1: tow truck driver who is driving off and leaving Jesse
Speaker 1: and the original bullet there. That's so great. It's sort
Speaker 1: of an everywhere you listen, everywhere listen, but it counts.
Speaker 1: It definitely counts. Yeah, so Jeff, Yeah, we had Jeff
Speaker 1: in there. We've had Brian Kyle's voiceover, but yeah, this
Speaker 1: was Jeff's bigelbo.
Speaker 2: That's so great. I wonder if Jeff got a residual
Speaker 2: just for that voiceover, because.
Speaker 1: He's not getting enough residual, right because he's ye creator
Speaker 1: and writer and all of the other. Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 1: is Yeah, that was that.
Speaker 2: Hey, those money, those thirty three cents from this voiceover
Speaker 2: is really just huge.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, Stephanie contributed to the purchasing a bullet.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, yeah, well I have one everywhere you look moment. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you noticed by the kitchen back
Speaker 2: door there is that weird circular notepad and it was
Speaker 2: in Fuller House too. It was in full House.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those were Those were pretty typical that you would
Speaker 1: keep by the phone. It was like a running notepad like.
Speaker 2: To write, like we never actually used it, but the
Speaker 2: prop guys or the set deck guys would would write
Speaker 2: like milk or something like a list or something. But
Speaker 2: I saw it in this episode. I'm like, wait, we
Speaker 2: have that in Fuller House too.
Speaker 1: I saw one of those stupid like BuzzFeed article lists
Speaker 1: things or whatever. It was like if you know what
Speaker 1: this is and you're you know, near dead or whatever,
Speaker 1: like this you know, and it was things from like
Speaker 1: I don't know, the fifties or sixties or something, and
Speaker 1: one of them was it was that exact. It was
Speaker 1: like a roll of paper and mounts it on a
Speaker 1: wooden thing on the wall next to the phone, and
Speaker 1: you would just write stuff down and tear and then
Speaker 1: be able to like tear it off. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've seen that, so it was it was like a
Speaker 1: vintage Yeah, a little notepad thing.
Speaker 2: I need one. I'm gonna look on eBay. I need
Speaker 2: one in my house. I need it by the back
Speaker 2: door where there's no phone, just so I can write
Speaker 2: random item, you.
Speaker 1: Can write random things.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's right, so great. It's just seen.
Speaker 3: Covers for bullet on the back and just so you know,
Speaker 3: just to jog your memory as you're walking out. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: another wonderful episode. I actually, you know, it was funny
Speaker 3: when we started doing this episode, I did not remember
Speaker 3: that there was this car episode before the Car through
Speaker 3: the Kitchen episode, which was Joey's car, which a red car,
Speaker 3: also a red vintage car.
Speaker 2: Why are there so many red vintage cars?
Speaker 1: And where it happened Joey got rid of the bug
Speaker 1: and oh, you're right, see now we know now we
Speaker 1: know too many things. Yeah, there that was the next
Speaker 1: car that goes that has an unfortunate end.
Speaker 2: Man lesson learned if you live in San Francisco, don't
Speaker 2: buy a vintage red car.
Speaker 1: Don't buy a vintage red car, and certainly don't bark
Speaker 1: it on the street.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or don't let your daughter drive it backwards through
Speaker 2: the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of less and learn.
Speaker 1: There's so many things. Well, froll House, that's what we
Speaker 1: did we taught life lessons well, Andrea Barber, Jody Sweeten.
Speaker 1: Another wonderful and fun episode of How Rude Tanner Rito's
Speaker 1: delving into all of the fun episodes, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: the Big Three to oh we just I can't believe
Speaker 1: thirty was old.
Speaker 2: I just it really hurts my heart, not anymore hurts
Speaker 2: my heart.
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