WEBVTT - “The Big Three-O” Recap Season 1, Episode 11

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<v Speaker 1>How hard kids you. School's going good, School's going great.

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<v Speaker 2>Felicity is busier than anyone else. I know. She's in

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<v Speaker 2>show choir and her her first set of performances are

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend, so lovely, running around getting costumes together, proper shoes,

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<v Speaker 2>like all of all of the things. So she's good.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's got homecoming coming up, yes, and she wants

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<v Speaker 2>to take a boy and I do not know how

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<v Speaker 2>I feel about this. Actually, do you know how I

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<v Speaker 2>feel about this? She's not happy with how I feel

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<v Speaker 2>about this, and like, just go with your girlfriends, like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you're she's a sophomore. Boy. She doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>a boyfriend, so just why take a random Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Those those those excited for homecoming? She has a little boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>She does, Yeah, she does. She Uh, we like him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's nice and she's very excited for you know, dress shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>I was. She was just sending me pictures today, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's we've got it. And you know, dress shopping as

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<v Speaker 1>a parent is not easy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the worst it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never felt so unsure of what I'm supposed to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, m, like I don't know whether to be

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<v Speaker 1>like that like that doesn't look good or it's too

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, I'm just like.

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<v Speaker 2>To be careful. And you're phrasing because you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to give him a complex, but you want him to

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<v Speaker 2>be come. You want to be comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I would like the next two hours of

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<v Speaker 1>my life to not be miserable with you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the eye rolling and attitude for something that I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, no, it's you'll be punished for life if

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<v Speaker 2>you say the wrong things.

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<v Speaker 1>And I I just start feeling so old.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah well I talk about old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all these dresses are so short. When did

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<v Speaker 2>these dresses get so short?

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not wrong. They're so short, but they aren't.

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<v Speaker 1>They are very short.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is a mini dress, tall, it is, it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a combination, you know what I mean. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not we can't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, no, that's that's that's no, it's it's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>I I if anybody has a recommendation for a store

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<v Speaker 2>that sells dresses in a normal, somewhat modest length, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't have to be too modest, but just not

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<v Speaker 2>like we don't want your shirt cheeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right, I mean it's is.

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<v Speaker 2>That too much to ask? And a full shirt, a

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<v Speaker 2>whole shirt, yes, there's always like it's either a crop

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<v Speaker 2>or there's a cutout in the front. A shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want just a you know, a plain T shirt. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's what I want. Kids don't They're like that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't that looks lame then?

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<v Speaker 2>But whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of feeling old, this week's episode of Full House

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<v Speaker 1>made me feel really old ancient.

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<v Speaker 2>Same. Yes, this is this is this is mind blowing

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<v Speaker 2>when I realized what this episode is actually about. This

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<v Speaker 2>week's episode, well, it's a big birthday, but for us

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<v Speaker 2>now it seems like not as big of a birthday. No,

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<v Speaker 2>as it's only thirty. It's thirty. Yeah, thirty, Yeah, thirty

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<v Speaker 2>is not old. No, thirty So YEARNNY.

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<v Speaker 1>Is eleven plus years ago, which is more time between

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<v Speaker 1>my age now and their age then than the age

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<v Speaker 1>of Candice was on the show. Wait think that made

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<v Speaker 1>any sense? Noa in my brain that made sense.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was eleven and a half years from thirty

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<v Speaker 1>to forty one. Oh you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because you're forty one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's right. It's like when you measure something and you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how many hippopotamuses is that? Like, it's just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>My brain converts it into weird things.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was some advanced math there. I did not

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<v Speaker 2>I was class.

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<v Speaker 1>That was common quar You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. When I realized that Danny Tanner is thirty years old,

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<v Speaker 2>that means how then he he was twenty or nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he would have been twenty. Well, that's yeah, how

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<v Speaker 1>old would he would have been? Nineteen? That? Actually I

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<v Speaker 1>thought about that too, because in this episode he's starting thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, well but DJ's ten. DJ's already to change. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so they must have been really young. I mean they

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<v Speaker 1>were really nineteen eighteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, but that, you know, that was kind of the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>High school were they? High school? Swethearts coming?

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<v Speaker 2>Like my parents got married at well your parents, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>super young. They were twenty My mom was eighteen, no,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two, a senior in high school. Well, that's when

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<v Speaker 2>they got engaged. Was I engage? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Prom? She was prom queen and my dad proposed to

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<v Speaker 2>her all in that same night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Sherry Barber.

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<v Speaker 2>So they got engaged when she was eighteen, but her

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<v Speaker 2>parents or somebody's like, no, you have to wait until

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<v Speaker 2>you're in college before you get married. Okay, and my

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<v Speaker 2>dad was, you know, try and graduate from college and

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<v Speaker 2>go into law school. So anyways, I'm derailing this whole

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<v Speaker 2>podcast right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's in the Barber history.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is the Barber lore.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, So my my parents were twenty and twenty

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<v Speaker 2>two okay when they got yeah married, that was very but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Danny and Pam would have probably been eighteen nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>when they had DJ.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So like they you know, and and then I started

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<v Speaker 1>kind of building the backstory from there. I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so they were like high school sweethearts and they were young,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had DJ, and they you know, they were married,

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<v Speaker 1>and when Danny's trying to figure out what he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to do and he goes to you know, journalism school

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<v Speaker 1>and and then like that, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he became a sports cast and that they

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<v Speaker 1>and then and then this untimely tragedy.

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<v Speaker 2>But but uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's sort of you know, filling in again, filling

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<v Speaker 1>in those those little bits and pieces and backstory with

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<v Speaker 1>the with the math that I just never had before.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Then I just always assumed that all three guys

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<v Speaker 2>were a lot older, especially when we were on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, they're ancient. You know, they seem

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<v Speaker 2>right together like they are when we were five and ten. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so anyone over fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh yeah right, so yeah, yeah, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>my mind was blown, blowing, mind blowing. But it's such

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<v Speaker 2>a good episode. Should we get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back, fan Ritos to how rude Tana Rito's I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Andrea Barber.

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<v Speaker 1>And I am Jodie Sweeten. I like your little rhyme there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hey, I just came up with that on the spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's cute, thank you. And today we are discussing

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<v Speaker 2>season one, episode eleven, titled The Big Three to Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>It originally aired on December tenth, nineteen eighty seven, and

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<v Speaker 2>it goes a little something like this. Danny arrives at

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<v Speaker 2>his surprise thirtieth birthday party, only to discover that Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>has accidentally driven his prized car into the bay.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we have a lot of terrible car karma in

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<v Speaker 1>this house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, it's really bad. You're right, you're right, Like

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<v Speaker 2>now that I'm thinking about all the cars in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad luck with cars in the backyard. Wow, well, as

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<v Speaker 2>it should be.

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<v Speaker 1>But we'll get there.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get there, We'll get there. Yeah. This episode was

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<v Speaker 2>directed by Howard Storm. It was written by Jeff Franklin.

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<v Speaker 2>Bob Purlow.

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<v Speaker 1>Bob Purlow who was also our audience warm up, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was a writer too, but he did our warm up.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a really comedian, touring comedian. Yeah, Bob Parla

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<v Speaker 1>was lovely. He would do a whole bunch of fun entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>Audience warm ups are the people that like put on

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<v Speaker 1>a show to kind of get the audience hyped up

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<v Speaker 1>for live audience tapings at sitcoms and you know, when

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<v Speaker 1>we're cut between scenes or changing sets or clothes or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>The audience warm up guy is the person that keeps

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<v Speaker 1>the audience like excited about being there, because, if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, a sitcom taping is not thirty minutes in

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<v Speaker 1>and out being bang boom. It is it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>four to six hour production, depending on the show and

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<v Speaker 1>what they're they're shooting in front of the audience. And

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<v Speaker 1>it takes a while. So you definitely need a really

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<v Speaker 1>good audience warm up person to keep everybody having fun, motivated, laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>and like in the mood to be there, because after

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<v Speaker 1>five hours some people are you get a little bit draggled.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's such a hard job to keep that energy

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<v Speaker 2>level for five or six hours and keep people engaged.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's a very damnicul job.

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<v Speaker 1>So Carlo I didn't realize he had also rid the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so surprised to see this writing credit. I was, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I was thrilled. It was also co written by Jene

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<v Speaker 2>Bronstein as well. There were two guest stars this week,

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<v Speaker 2>Michael McManus as Paul, also known for Hot Shots, Poltergeist

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<v Speaker 2>and The Police Academy.

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<v Speaker 1>Polter Got is such a great movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's so good, so good, Oh, very good. And

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<v Speaker 2>Dorothy Park returning as Carolyn from the Sea Cruse episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so decighted that she's back.

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<v Speaker 1>She came back a couple of times. They were I think,

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<v Speaker 1>sort of toying about do we make Danny have a

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<v Speaker 1>more serious girlfriend or not. It was, you know the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of a show when they're trying to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>test out, like, what are audiences liking, what are they

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<v Speaker 1>not liking? What's kind of the vibe? So I think

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<v Speaker 1>she was the one that they were testing and seeing,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know, Danny having a more serious girlfriend was

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<v Speaker 1>something the audience was into.

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<v Speaker 2>And I really liked her too. I think I think

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a really sweet partner for Danny. I mean not

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<v Speaker 1>like partner, you know, like life's partner, but like I

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<v Speaker 1>liked their dynamic together.

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<v Speaker 2>It was cute, they had good chemistry. I think if

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<v Speaker 2>it hadn't been so early in season one, like he

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't so I mean this is still within what a

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<v Speaker 2>year of PAM six. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was too soon for h to date, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think if this had been many seasons later,

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<v Speaker 2>that Carolyn might have been the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you go back to my mom's favorite episode, Seacruise,

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<v Speaker 1>he does talk about that it's a little too early.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Janis's favorite episode, the Sea Crews episode is

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<v Speaker 2>just legendary. Now, so Secrews episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny's twenty nine. You can't just think about that he's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's mind blowing. So we opened the show in

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen Joey is telling the girls to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>that they do not blow the surprise for their dad's

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<v Speaker 2>birthday party tonight. DJ says he's talking to you, Steph,

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<v Speaker 2>because Steph was the one that blew it last year.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, Stephanie four and you, yes, you defend

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<v Speaker 2>yourself by saying I was only four.

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<v Speaker 1>You never tell children if you want to keep something secret,

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<v Speaker 1>you never tell children.

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<v Speaker 2>No, especially four year olds. And Jody, you're wearing the

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<v Speaker 2>cutest hot pink sweater here and it's got penguins reading

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<v Speaker 2>books on it. It's so cute. Did you notice, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>it's so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, penguins reading books.

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a big book nerd. I still to this

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<v Speaker 1>day love to read and am kind of a book nerd.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, reading books made me very happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that about you. So Joey says, it's an

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<v Speaker 2>important birthday. Danny is going to be the Big Three.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean, my face, my poem hit my face.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even put words together.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, I still can't believe this. So

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie asked Joey how old is the Big Three? To

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<v Speaker 2>zero compared to five. Joey demonstrates by pouring a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of cereal which is called oat seas, which, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way I wrote down I said that box is

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<v Speaker 2>later repurposed and becomes oat boats. Oh, yes, I wrote

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<v Speaker 2>the same thing down. I'm like, yeah, pree oat boat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we just took the sies off, like scratched that off,

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<v Speaker 2>the off that prop box and probably put like boats. Hey, repurposing.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Yep. So he pours just a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of these oat sees into a bowl, referring to

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie's age, and then he pours a lot, almost the

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<v Speaker 2>entire box of cereal into another bowl, referring to Danny's age.

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie's says, Wow, he's almost a whole box. Old Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>now enters the kitchen walking with Michelle holding her hand,

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<v Speaker 2>and Michelle is dressed in I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 1>This looks like a baby cheerleading uniform.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like a cheerleading uniform.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so it was really cute. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>she dressed, I mean, maybe that was the look. It's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>It was cute, and she little balloons tied to that,

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<v Speaker 2>three balloons tied to her. I guess she's Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 2>like a party favor. I don't think she's atorible. Jesse says,

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<v Speaker 2>make way for the New Year Birthday blimp, and he

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<v Speaker 2>tells everyone that she had more balloons, but he had

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<v Speaker 2>to take him off because she was getting picked up

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<v Speaker 2>by radar.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wonder how many balloons you'd have to attach to

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<v Speaker 1>a child that size to make them actually float through

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<v Speaker 1>a living room. Oh, just a question, that's anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>That's more like math or physics, or that's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's physics for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not my department. Danny comes downstairs and everyone

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<v Speaker 2>wishes him a happy birthday. He says, okay, it's been said.

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<v Speaker 2>We can just move on and forget about the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that I am I am, And he struggles to say

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<v Speaker 2>the word thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>So not old is what you are? You are not old, stirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Your life is just getting started. Dirty, dirty, Come on people.

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<v Speaker 2>DJ gives Danny a present from the girls. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>coupon book. One is for changing Michelle's diaper, which Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>tries to take, and the second coupon is for a

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<v Speaker 2>car wash for his car bullet. Danny reminisces about how

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<v Speaker 2>he got the car bullet on his twentieth birthday, and

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<v Speaker 2>every time he gets behind the wheel and puts the

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<v Speaker 2>top down, blasting his self improvement tapes, he feels like

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<v Speaker 2>a kid again. So he got the car right after.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ was born? Oh yeah, right, or well, no, DJ

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<v Speaker 1>would have been before. And then he got the cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Shortly shortly after. Yeah, it's such a safe car for

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<v Speaker 2>a newborn.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was gonna say yeah with no seatbelts, no

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<v Speaker 1>seatbelts and airbags. Yeah no, So Jesse says, you were

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<v Speaker 1>born to raise Heck the doorbell rings and DJ says, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that must be another birthday surprise, and the girls run

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<v Speaker 1>out of the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny says to Joey, look at her run. Did I

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<v Speaker 2>ever run like that? And Joey says, yes, you always

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<v Speaker 2>ran like a girl. Wow. Now now yeah, come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Boys now now. By the way, our amazing fact checker

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<v Speaker 1>said that thirty five hundred to four thousand balloons to

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<v Speaker 1>flow a baby. So wait, that's a lot of balloons.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually don't know if you ever attached thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred balloons to a baby to see, but apparently I

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<v Speaker 1>guess given the you know, average weight of a baby

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<v Speaker 1>and the average helium in a balloon, and I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's probably a bunch of math involved.

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<v Speaker 2>But wow, okay, I love that this is a fact

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<v Speaker 2>on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, everything on the Internet is a fact which may

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<v Speaker 1>or may not be actually problematic.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, let's do this at a live show. Let's attach

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<v Speaker 2>four thousand balloons to a small child and see if

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<v Speaker 2>they float.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we like we can be like the lawn chair guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you were the guy that tried to actually did that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, oh this is great. It ended with him.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, okay, that's all right. I bet you know what, though,

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<v Speaker 2>I bet he was probably over thirty. He's not old.

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<v Speaker 2>In the next scene, we are in the living room,

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<v Speaker 2>we are reminded that Jesse is only twenty four years old.

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<v Speaker 2>In the show show come On, you guys, Come on, Babes, Babes, Babes,

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse puts Michelle down, and in a game show host

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<v Speaker 2>voice tells the girls to tell the lucky contestant what's

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<v Speaker 2>behind door number one? Vanna Carol Merrill?

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<v Speaker 1>Was Carol Merrill the other letter turner? Or was she

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<v Speaker 1>like like on Price's Ride or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she was on I think she was on a

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<v Speaker 2>different show, not real a fortune.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's make a deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's make a deal. That's it. Okay, that's it, got it,

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<v Speaker 2>very good. So the girls simultaneously open both of the

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<v Speaker 2>front doors, which bumped. Have we ever opened both of

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<v Speaker 2>the front doors at the same time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think we did in the pilot episode. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I could be wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not often.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was stunned.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, whoa, both the doors open? I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even know. So they opened both of the front doors,

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<v Speaker 2>and they reveal a man in a black suit, sunglasses

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<v Speaker 2>and a cap. Danny says, I want a man.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, happy thirtieth, Happy thirtieth.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing says happy thirtieth birthday like like a non speaking

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<v Speaker 2>man in a suit.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. Not only that, a non speaking man who looks

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<v Speaker 1>exactly like the villain in Roger Rabbits.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay he does with.

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<v Speaker 1>The glasses and the hat, doctor Doom or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>When he's got the dip and he's gonna that's exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what he looks like. It's the villain from Roger Rabbit

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<v Speaker 1>come to take Danny to work and put him in

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<v Speaker 1>the dip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a very ubiquitous actor carried a full house

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<v Speaker 2>and right, yeah, yeah, so Jesse says, oh you won

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<v Speaker 2>not just a man, not just any man. Jimmy tell

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<v Speaker 2>him what he's won. Jesse starts snapping his fingers as

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<v Speaker 2>Joey puts on his game show voice and says, Danny Tanner,

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<v Speaker 2>you will be riding in style as you won your

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<v Speaker 2>very own chauffeur limousine for a day. Danny thanks them

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<v Speaker 2>for going all out, and Jesse explains, oh, it's no trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna fumigate the chaw Fir's house for free. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was like all right trading favors. Danny asks if

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<v Speaker 2>the girls want to ride to school in the limo.

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<v Speaker 2>Dj says, I would love a ride in the limo,

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<v Speaker 2>but do we have to go to school. Stephanie suggests

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<v Speaker 2>them all. DJ agrees, and Danny says you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>school and the girls exit, but nice try. Before leaving,

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<v Speaker 2>Danny tells the guys remember no party. He exits. Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>closes the door and turns to Joey and says back

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<v Speaker 2>to the party. As they walk to the kitchen, Joey says, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the food will arrive at five. The belly Dancer arrives

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<v Speaker 2>at five point thirty, the belly dancer leaves at six,

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<v Speaker 2>and the guests arrive at six thirty, and the limo

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<v Speaker 2>will drive Danny drop Danny home at seven. Wait, so

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<v Speaker 2>the belly dancers just for.

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<v Speaker 1>The belly dancer is not really there for their entertainment

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<v Speaker 1>and has nothing to do with Danny. It's just just

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<v Speaker 1>a random, like dude thing. I'm like, we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>a belly dancer.

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<v Speaker 2>What. It's so subtle though, Like this is the only

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<v Speaker 2>time they refer to this, and it's just like wells.

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<v Speaker 1>Only if you really think about the where you're like

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<v Speaker 1>six six thirty guests, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, doing the time math in your head, you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, Danny doesn't ever get to see the

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<v Speaker 2>belly dancer.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I have to I have to ask you,

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<v Speaker 1>having driven around in San Francisco in our Hundai Tucsan,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you think it would be to drive through

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco in a stretch limo down Lombard Street.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn down, There's no way it would fit down that

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<v Speaker 2>crooked street.

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<v Speaker 1>It definitely wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It would get stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>It would way get stuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I am here for that. I want to see it,

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<v Speaker 2>let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you'd need how many balloons to lift it up

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<v Speaker 1>off of Lombard Street.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have our first live show in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 2>Balloons on a limo stuck on my Yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Us in David Blaine and he's proceeding to lift a

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<v Speaker 1>car of stretch limo off of Lombard Street with balloons.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we're fair, very feasible, very feasible. Rely yep,

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<v Speaker 2>completely So. In the next scene, we're in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>and Joey asks Jesse about the presence. Jesse says he's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go take Bullet to get fitted for new seat covers,

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<v Speaker 2>and Danny is gonna love it. They stroll into the

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<v Speaker 2>backyard and see Bullet a stunning old classic red car

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<v Speaker 2>and I think this is the first time we see

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<v Speaker 2>the backyard, right, the full backyard, shape shifting backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it's the first time we see a car in

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard, and I feel like this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>a you know, this is the time to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the ever changing, shape shifting backyard of the Tanners in

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco. Which, again, if you've ever been to San

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<v Speaker 1>Francisco and seen the houses and the property. They're small,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not they're narrow, they're like long back but there's

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<v Speaker 1>not you don't have a lot of yard space room

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<v Speaker 1>for you know, property is at a it's at a minimum.

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't have a huge backyard, and you certainly

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a huge backyard with which you could drive

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<v Speaker 1>a car into, right, I don't you. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it would be for most people's yards. It's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just driving a car into the backyard would be difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>But in San Francisco, how'd they get the car in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the gate?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there an alley? Doesn't look like it when they

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<v Speaker 1>when you see the house from.

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<v Speaker 2>Overhead, there's no space for a driveway that leads to

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<v Speaker 2>that leads into the right. No, and we've actually been

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<v Speaker 2>in that backyard when Jeffranklin owned the full house house.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>The space there's barely enough space for the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a patio, but that that was the most

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<v Speaker 1>It would go from twenty feet deep and then some

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<v Speaker 1>weeks you'd have another set on the other side, so

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<v Speaker 1>it would just be like some bushes in front of

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<v Speaker 1>the window and then like a gate. So you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like a fence, so it would look

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<v Speaker 1>right there, like if anybody looks at some point they're

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<v Speaker 1>looking right out the window and seeing that there's a

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<v Speaker 1>fence right there, or at some point they're seeing there's

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<v Speaker 1>just an expansive backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like it was crazy, it's it's insane anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm developing a theory right like right now at

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<v Speaker 2>this very second, as oooh, I think I'm putting it

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<v Speaker 2>all together. So Kimmy Gibbler lived on that side of

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<v Speaker 2>the house, as we know, because she picked your head

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<v Speaker 2>over the fence during the ostrich As episode. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>so she lived on that side.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. She did live on that side right, which

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<v Speaker 1>would have technically made her behind.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>We've actually had this discussion to the way you go

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<v Speaker 1>over the fence. It's in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>None of it makes right, none of it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't pull the thread. The sweater falls apart.

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<v Speaker 2>But because it's Kimmy Gibler next door, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>the Tanners were just like, oh, it's the Gibblers. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind if we take the fence and move it

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<v Speaker 2>twenty feet the feet or drive.

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<v Speaker 1>Our car through their backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Gigglers don't care. I mean, the Gibbler parents were never

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<v Speaker 2>home and Kimmy's just oblivious.

0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:03.360
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, no, it's it's all good.

0:23:03.480 --> 0:23:04.720
<v Speaker 2>It all makes sense, all makes sense.

0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, that's how bullet got into the backyard.

0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, through the Gibbler's house. Yes. Next we fade into

0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:15.440
<v Speaker 2>the living room. It's later that night and it is

0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:20.000
<v Speaker 2>party time. DJ and Steph enter the room carrying food

0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:24.600
<v Speaker 2>trays and dressed somewhat amish. I don't know how to

0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:25.800
<v Speaker 2>describe this. It was.

0:23:26.640 --> 0:23:31.600
<v Speaker 1>I had like a like a I don't mc hammer

0:23:31.760 --> 0:23:37.119
<v Speaker 1>pants onesie sort of thing on that was in like

0:23:37.160 --> 0:23:39.440
<v Speaker 1>a Laura Ashley floral print.

0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Definitely Laura Laura Ashley.

0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:46.320
<v Speaker 1>And DJ was wearing an all denim look her signature

0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:49.160
<v Speaker 1>all day, her signature Canadian tuxedo.

0:23:48.880 --> 0:23:50.600
<v Speaker 2>With the bolo tie.

0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:54.280
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, it's complete with a bolo tie. Yeah, it's

0:23:54.800 --> 0:23:58.000
<v Speaker 1>no outfit was complete in the eighties without a bolo tie.

0:23:58.080 --> 0:24:00.840
<v Speaker 1>That made that went from just play to fancy.

0:24:01.920 --> 0:24:08.720
<v Speaker 2>It elevated that outfit day tonight. Yeah, so DJ, they're

0:24:08.720 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 2>carrying food trays and DJ tells her, Okay, now do

0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:13.840
<v Speaker 2>it the way exactly the way I told you. Stephanie says,

0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:19.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm old enough to carry a tray of appsizers, alatizers,

0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:22.960
<v Speaker 2>cheese sticks. So cute you your lisp. It's just so

0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:26.320
<v Speaker 2>cute how you're trying to pronounce that word. So Stephanie

0:24:26.320 --> 0:24:29.280
<v Speaker 2>turns and asks a guest, excuse me, do you care

0:24:29.320 --> 0:24:30.160
<v Speaker 2>about cheese?

0:24:30.800 --> 0:24:32.280
<v Speaker 1>And yes, deeply?

0:24:32.520 --> 0:24:33.639
<v Speaker 2>The answer is always the.

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Relationship with cheese. Yeah.

0:24:36.240 --> 0:24:38.640
<v Speaker 2>DJ corrects her and says, Steph, it's do you care

0:24:38.840 --> 0:24:42.240
<v Speaker 2>for cheese? And Stephanie says, well, she took one, didn't she.

0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:46.200
<v Speaker 2>You know, Steh, Stephanie just got good points here. She's

0:24:46.240 --> 0:24:47.359
<v Speaker 2>always got good points.

0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 1>It's not semantics. And most people would say, do you

0:24:49.880 --> 0:24:50.600
<v Speaker 1>care about cheese?

0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:52.000
<v Speaker 2>I do? I do deeply.

0:24:52.200 --> 0:24:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I'd care.

0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all of the cheese, all the cheese. Uh. So

0:24:56.720 --> 0:24:59.040
<v Speaker 2>we flipped to the backyard where Jesse is in the

0:24:59.040 --> 0:25:02.639
<v Speaker 2>backyard with bullets, which looks like he has been in

0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:08.120
<v Speaker 2>the worst car accident ever. Like this car, Well.

0:25:07.920 --> 0:25:09.680
<v Speaker 1>The car looks like it's been in an accident.

0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:10.960
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I am.

0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 1>The car car heinous looks as though it has been

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 1>trapped in the bottom of San Francisco Bay for several years.

0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like Titanic and Bullet had a baby. This is

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:28.360
<v Speaker 2>what Bullet would look like. It's got like seaweed gone.

0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeahs, it's right. Those barnacles attached fast, and and the

0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:38.480
<v Speaker 1>paint is has been eaten off. The San Francisco Bay

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:40.600
<v Speaker 1>is very acidic and it just fair eats the paint

0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 1>right off.

0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, immediately, immediately. Yeah, poor Bullet like this iconic car.

0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Car really.

0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:51.760
<v Speaker 2>And Jesse knows it. He knows it. He says, oh, man,

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:54.320
<v Speaker 2>I am dead, and he starts to walk into the house.

0:25:54.640 --> 0:25:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine if I showed up to your house

0:25:56.520 --> 0:25:59.680
<v Speaker 1>with your with your car squashed and some seaweed hanging

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:00.040
<v Speaker 1>off of.

0:26:00.080 --> 0:26:03.320
<v Speaker 2>It like ear rings, we would have a serious We

0:26:03.359 --> 0:26:05.679
<v Speaker 2>would not have a serious discussion because I would stop

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:08.200
<v Speaker 2>speaking to you for at least an hour.

0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:10.439
<v Speaker 1>It's true, yes, And then they'd be like, but I

0:26:10.440 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 1>got your seat covers, and then you'd be like, oh

0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:17.720
<v Speaker 1>I love that amphibium and then okay, exactly.

0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:21.440
<v Speaker 2>So Jesse walks into the kitchen and Joey notices that

0:26:22.200 --> 0:26:24.480
<v Speaker 2>something's not right, and he says, Jesse, what's wrong? I

0:26:24.520 --> 0:26:27.000
<v Speaker 2>have never seen your face the shade of green.

0:26:26.840 --> 0:26:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Old please though yes, yes, oh, never mind, I'll save

0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>that for our everywhere you look a moment.

0:26:31.200 --> 0:26:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, okay, great, I'll keep going. Okay, So Joey's

0:26:36.080 --> 0:26:39.919
<v Speaker 2>concerned and Jesse's looking very green, and just then, just

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:43.200
<v Speaker 2>then DJ and Stephanie walk into the room and DJ says, uncle, Jesse,

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:47.119
<v Speaker 2>is something wrong. I'm getting vibes? And Jesse says, yes, yes,

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:50.280
<v Speaker 2>something is wrong. And DJ says, this is great. I'm

0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 2>developing a woman's intuition. You go, j true, that's true.

0:26:56.240 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 2>So Jesse says, well, your father's car has been in

0:26:58.880 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 2>a little accident. Follow me. He ushers them to the

0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:06.560
<v Speaker 2>kitchen door and shows them a destroyed bullet. Stephanie says,

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:10.760
<v Speaker 2>you are dead meat. Joey says, well, this really takes

0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:13.439
<v Speaker 2>the fun out of the seat covers, and DJ says, well,

0:27:13.680 --> 0:27:16.479
<v Speaker 2>when we're in trouble, we give dad the cutest little girls.

0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Look the cutest little wait, how do I say it?

0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:23.360
<v Speaker 2>The cutest little girls in the world. Look. Man, that's

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:25.640
<v Speaker 2>a tough line. I'm impressed that Candace got that out.

0:27:25.720 --> 0:27:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the cutest little girls in the world. Look.

0:27:28.640 --> 0:27:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Look, yes, and you had to put some quotations around there,

0:27:31.040 --> 0:27:34.359
<v Speaker 2>air quotes. And then DJ and Stephanie demonstrate this adorable,

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 2>adorable look and Jess, he looks like.

0:27:36.320 --> 0:27:38.320
<v Speaker 1>She's up to something. I gotta say that little face.

0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's a I was like, steph' stevious.

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 2>It's a little devious. But more concerning, why why does

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:49.359
<v Speaker 2>nobody ask if Jesse's okay? Like, no one concerned, just like.

0:27:49.240 --> 0:27:52.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, you screwed up, not like, oh my god,

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 1>the car is a pancake and covered in seaweed and barnacles. Yeah,

0:27:56.720 --> 0:27:59.760
<v Speaker 1>you're seemingly fine. What happened? Nobody?

0:28:00.000 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's just nobody cares.

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 1>Dad's gonna be real bummed about that. You were like,

0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:06.640
<v Speaker 1>where's the story?

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:08.360
<v Speaker 2>What? Like did he have to go to the hospital.

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Was he hurt? Did he break a leg? No? No, right,

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:11.000
<v Speaker 2>did nobody cares?

0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:14.199
<v Speaker 1>Someone? Did you run over a person? Did you go

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:17.560
<v Speaker 1>sailing off of a boat? Of what happened? He was

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 1>just like, ah, man, no seat covers.

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 2>It's all about the seat covers. Yeah. Yeah, So Jesse

0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 2>says he's gonna own up to it, and right then

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Carolyn from the Sea Creuse episode enters the kitchen and

0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 2>tells them, hey, Danny's on his way up the steps.

0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:36.120
<v Speaker 2>So Carolyn and the girls exit and Joey tells Jesse

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:38.600
<v Speaker 2>to hide the seat covers and make sure that Danny

0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:41.600
<v Speaker 2>has the best night of his life before we tell

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 2>him about the car. So now we are in the

0:28:44.400 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 2>living room. The lights are off and all the party

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:51.360
<v Speaker 2>guests are quiet. Danny opens the door, flips on the

0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 2>lights and everyone says surprise. He hugs and says hi

0:28:56.200 --> 0:28:58.680
<v Speaker 2>to his friends from the station and then goes to

0:28:58.760 --> 0:29:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Jesse and Joey and says, there's no more surprises, right,

0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Jesse and Joey say, well, well, Joey talks up Jesse

0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:11.920
<v Speaker 2>and says, oh, this party was Jesse's idea. He did

0:29:12.040 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 2>all the work and he gets all the credit. Danny says,

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I know you don't like it when I try to

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 2>hug you, and Jesse says, how would I hug you

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 2>this time? And he gives him a big hug.

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 1>See. I would immediately be like what did you do?

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:27.120
<v Speaker 2>That would be the first clue, the first two like

0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 2>what did you do wrong? You never hug me? Yeah.

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Dj comes over at this moment with a polaroid camera

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:36.120
<v Speaker 2>and takes their picture and says to Stephanie, let's call

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:41.440
<v Speaker 2>this the before picture. Later that evening, Danny starts opening

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 2>his gifts, and he opens amount of a tiny fish

0:29:44.760 --> 0:29:47.640
<v Speaker 2>given to him by Carolyn because he didn't catch anything

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 2>when he was on her boat. That's kind of because

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:53.760
<v Speaker 2>she's throwing shade at him or she a nice g.

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Well let's see, you know, I'm sure they you know,

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:03.120
<v Speaker 1>he's they've talked since then. It's a joke between them

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:04.320
<v Speaker 1>now the bait.

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, yeah, okay, it's a nice gesture.

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 1>That shit, it's better than one of those singing fish

0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:10.400
<v Speaker 1>that's mounted on the hall, the.

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:14.240
<v Speaker 2>Big the big mouth bass or whatever. Yeah, I hate

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 2>those things, hate those So right then steph walks out

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 2>from the kitchen and says, I found another present and

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 2>we see that it's the box with the seat covers inside.

0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 1>He's as try it as I am. By the way, it's.

0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm impressed you were able to carry that. That box

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:33.040
<v Speaker 2>was huge. Jesse's like no, no, no, no, no, no no.

0:30:33.240 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 2>And then Stephanie, who is trying to get the hint.

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:37.840
<v Speaker 2>She tries to leave, but Danny grabs the gift from

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:40.480
<v Speaker 2>her and opens it. He reads the gift tag to

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Danny and bullet from Jesse and Joey. He opens the

0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 2>sheepskin seat covers and says he's gonna go try them

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 2>on Bullet right now. Oh boy. Jesse and Joey run

0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:55.480
<v Speaker 2>after him, deciding, well, maybe now is a good time

0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:59.400
<v Speaker 2>to tell him about the car. Jesse stops Danny in

0:30:59.440 --> 0:31:01.680
<v Speaker 2>the kitchen and says, I have to tell you something.

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Bullet was in an accident, and Danny says, is he

0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:08.720
<v Speaker 2>all right? And Jesse shakes his head yes, but really

0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 2>he's saying no again. Danny's not concerned that that Jesse

0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 2>is hurt, concerned the.

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Car was in an accident.

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Well with who someone had to do driving?

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:19.560
<v Speaker 1>What happened?

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Jesse tells him that he was coming out

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:25.760
<v Speaker 2>of Pep Boys when he was hit from behind, which

0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 2>sent him down a hill, hit a guardrail and went

0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:33.120
<v Speaker 2>into the bay and sank, okay, wait, yeah.

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Was he sating? So he's saying he was coming out

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:39.480
<v Speaker 1>of Pep Boys and saw the car hit from behind

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:41.720
<v Speaker 1>and go down the hill. He wasn't in the car, right,

0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>We're not.

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:47.720
<v Speaker 2>It's confusing. It's definitely confusing, confusing because I think he's

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:49.760
<v Speaker 2>saying when he says he was hit from behind, I

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:52.479
<v Speaker 2>think he meant he bullet the bullet right was hit

0:31:52.600 --> 0:31:55.600
<v Speaker 2>from behind, not Jesse. Jesse right hit from behind. It

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 2>was bullet because there's no way Jesse.

0:31:57.200 --> 0:31:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Because there's no way Jesse was in the car. No,

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:01.320
<v Speaker 1>there's no way Jesse was in the car. Car, or

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:03.120
<v Speaker 1>he would have been covered in seaweed.

0:32:03.640 --> 0:32:07.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're right, and he would have been been flattened.

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, no, it's because that was I was like, wait,

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 1>he went down. Jesse survived this, and we're not talking

0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 1>about that. We're just worried about the car. But I

0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:17.480
<v Speaker 1>was like, no, I think he says, like I'm coming

0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 1>out of pet Boys, and yeah, yeah.

0:32:19.320 --> 0:32:21.600
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, let's just assume that Jesse was not in

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:22.000
<v Speaker 2>the car.

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 1>No, some baby was not in the car and sent

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 1>it to.

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Its untimely demise into the bay. Into the bay. Uh

0:32:28.760 --> 0:32:31.560
<v Speaker 2>so bullet went out in a blaze of glory. Danny

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:33.920
<v Speaker 2>starts laughing because he thinks this is all a joke,

0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:36.480
<v Speaker 2>and he tells Jesse, what you really had me going

0:32:36.520 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 2>there for a minute. Do you know what a car

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:42.400
<v Speaker 2>that sank to the bottom of the bay would look like? Ye? Well,

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:44.840
<v Speaker 2>at that moment, Danny walks out to the backyard, laughing

0:32:44.960 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 2>and slowly stops when he sees bullet. DJ takes this

0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 2>opportunity to take another polaroid and says to Stephanie, we'll

0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 2>call this the after picture. After a very tense commercial break,

0:32:57.600 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie asks Danny, are you all right? And Danny's just

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:05.640
<v Speaker 2>giggling crazily and running his hand through his hair. Joey says,

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:08.880
<v Speaker 2>that is the same smile Jack Nicholson had in the Shining.

0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 2>It's very true.

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 1>It's a he really kind of recreates that moment.

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a spot on description. Yeah, Danny says,

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:21.360
<v Speaker 2>it's fine. These things happen. Kay, Sarah Sarah, Jesse says,

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:24.960
<v Speaker 2>drop the act. Every weekend, you are out here waxing

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 2>and polishing. Joey says Jesse. It is not about the

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:31.000
<v Speaker 2>hundreds of hours in labor he put into the car.

0:33:31.320 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 2>It's about the ten years of memories. It drove him

0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:37.200
<v Speaker 2>to his first real job, and then it helped him

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 2>raise a family. This car was Danny's twenties.

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Joey, right, his life. Actually, it's not that that's terrible.

0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:52.120
<v Speaker 1>This is really the terrible part. It's all of this

0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 1>terribleness and you're just.

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Like, don't look, Joey stopped talking right, stop talking.

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Stop, don't no, no, no no. This car drove him

0:33:59.200 --> 0:34:00.320
<v Speaker 1>to his first real job.

0:34:00.400 --> 0:34:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Job. Yeah, so if he bought this car for his

0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 2>twentieth birthday, m hm, was DJ Bourne already and he

0:34:08.760 --> 0:34:10.680
<v Speaker 2>didn't he got his first job at like twenty.

0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to figure out this whole timeline. Yeap.

0:34:13.320 --> 0:34:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, if it's his first real job, let's assume

0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:18.680
<v Speaker 2>he was working at a job, like a temporary job

0:34:18.880 --> 0:34:21.279
<v Speaker 2>like you do, like when you recently graduate. Like my

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:24.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, Tate, My son is nineteen and he's a

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:26.799
<v Speaker 2>server at a restaurant. It's not his job, it's gonna

0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 2>half forever. So I think Danny probably had a job

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:32.720
<v Speaker 2>like that before he got this podcast job. Okay, yeah, okay,

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:35.760
<v Speaker 2>all right, that's my explanation anyway, got it. So Danny

0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:38.839
<v Speaker 2>finally drops the phony smile and Jesse encourages him to

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:42.920
<v Speaker 2>let the anger out. Just hit the car. Danny lightly

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:47.200
<v Speaker 2>kicks the tire and it completely deflates. Danny says, I

0:34:47.200 --> 0:34:50.920
<v Speaker 2>can honestly say this is one birthday I will never forget.

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 2>He says good night to everyone and goes back in

0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:56.480
<v Speaker 2>the house. Joey says, this is probably not the best

0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:59.280
<v Speaker 2>time for cake, Joey, is it.

0:34:59.280 --> 0:35:02.120
<v Speaker 1>It's either the the worst time or the best time.

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:05.719
<v Speaker 2>Well that's a good point, right, It depends on if, right,

0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 2>if sugar is your comfort food, Yeah, it would be

0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:11.720
<v Speaker 2>for me, this would be the perfect opportunity.

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Right, be like, I'm just headfirst into a cake. What

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:21.799
<v Speaker 1>Danny is He's shown placid, calm even he you know,

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 1>he's a little panicked and just sad. But like, I

0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:28.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I came out, I think he handled it.

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Well. Well, he's going through the different stage.

0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's why Jesse was like, come on, hit me,

0:35:33.160 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 1>kick the car, do the and yeah, yeah, you're right.

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Well he starts off in denial because he's laughing maniacally,

0:35:38.200 --> 0:35:40.400
<v Speaker 2>right right, and then he just gets depressed, like I

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:41.480
<v Speaker 2>think he skips right over here.

0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:46.560
<v Speaker 1>It goes through like the seven stages of grief like whatever.

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:49.279
<v Speaker 2>Angering yeah, yeah, yeah, well it's it's only a thirty

0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:50.239
<v Speaker 2>minute sitcom. He's got it.

0:35:50.320 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 1>He's got to just rush through all these streets. He's

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:54.280
<v Speaker 1>got to process through those feelings right very quickly.

0:35:54.880 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 2>So the next day we are in Michelle's room where

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Danny is reading a book to Michelle about the sounds

0:36:00.680 --> 0:36:03.520
<v Speaker 2>that animals make. He asks her what a pig and

0:36:03.560 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 2>a dog sound like, and Michelle makes a sound that

0:36:06.280 --> 0:36:07.399
<v Speaker 2>is well close enough.

0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:10.319
<v Speaker 1>It was so cute. This was when, again, when we

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 1>started like playing to what they were actually doing at

0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:15.719
<v Speaker 1>the time, and so they were starting to learn their

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 1>animal noises and starting to learn that stuff. So it

0:36:18.360 --> 0:36:19.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, well, let's try and see if they'll do it,

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:22.839
<v Speaker 1>you know, in front of the camera or whatever. And yeah,

0:36:22.840 --> 0:36:25.160
<v Speaker 1>we got a couple of little, couple little animal noises.

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:28.359
<v Speaker 2>And the baby voice actor is quickly losing her job

0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:32.320
<v Speaker 2>here because are stepping up. Yes, And did you notice

0:36:32.360 --> 0:36:37.160
<v Speaker 2>at this point that Michelle points or Mary Kate whoever

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:40.360
<v Speaker 2>it was, points off stage, and I'm like, she's pointing

0:36:40.360 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 2>at Adria. I just know she's pointing, and the dried

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:46.600
<v Speaker 2>fruit right right, and the little fruit gummies and that

0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:48.880
<v Speaker 2>the yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know Adria, who's our

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:53.040
<v Speaker 2>studio teacher but also the baby wrangler. She's the one

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:56.080
<v Speaker 2>that would wrangle the Olsen twins. She would hold a

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:58.560
<v Speaker 2>snack up and be like okay, you know, say oink

0:36:58.640 --> 0:37:01.319
<v Speaker 2>oink or say or whatever and try to get the

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 2>baby to mimic her.

0:37:02.719 --> 0:37:02.959
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:04.920
<v Speaker 2>But when I saw her point, when I saw the

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:06.440
<v Speaker 2>baby pointing, I'm like, that's Adria.

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>She would get very excited what she'd see. And yeah,

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 1>you love it for sure.

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:13.280
<v Speaker 2>So Danny turns the page and says, oh, mister Carr,

0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:16.680
<v Speaker 2>what does mister Carr say? Michelle does not respond, and

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Danny says, that's right, nothing because mister Carr is dead.

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, yeah, who dead? This book took a dark turn.

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:37:26.200 --> 0:37:28.759
<v Speaker 2>Joey enters the room wearing his red plaid robe and

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:32.239
<v Speaker 2>asks if he heard Michelle crying. Danny responds, no, that

0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:35.440
<v Speaker 2>was me. Joey takes Michelle and tries to tell Danny

0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 2>it's just a car. I dare you to look at

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:42.879
<v Speaker 2>this baby and not smile. Joey holds Michelle in front

0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:45.680
<v Speaker 2>of him, dancing her back and forth and making adorable

0:37:45.960 --> 0:37:50.600
<v Speaker 2>baby talking noises. Michelle and Danny both laugh. Joey says, see,

0:37:50.640 --> 0:37:55.400
<v Speaker 2>who cares about the car? Danny says, well, than just

0:37:55.480 --> 0:37:58.640
<v Speaker 2>about the car, Yeah, he cares about the car. He's like,

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 2>it's the big picture. Who are we? Where are we going?

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Why do we have to get there so fast? Joey answers,

0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:08.319
<v Speaker 2>literally and says, well, we are Joey and Danny. We

0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:10.360
<v Speaker 2>are going to the kitchen, and we are going fast

0:38:10.520 --> 0:38:13.600
<v Speaker 2>because if we don't, Jesse will eat all the microwave pancakes.

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:18.879
<v Speaker 2>Good point, typical Joey. Danny gives a monologue about how

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.800
<v Speaker 2>old they're getting, and we learn that Danny and Joey

0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:25.239
<v Speaker 2>went to junior high together. We knew they went to

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:29.880
<v Speaker 2>high school together, but now it's junior high, junior high.

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:33.040
<v Speaker 2>And they took a wood shop class together too. More

0:38:33.080 --> 0:38:36.920
<v Speaker 2>fun facts. Jesse comes into Michelle's room and gives Michelle

0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:41.399
<v Speaker 2>a little raspberry on her belly. Jesse asks Danny, are

0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 2>you still mad at me? And Danny says, I know

0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:46.319
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't your fault. Jesse says, I'm going to make

0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:49.200
<v Speaker 2>it up to you. Joey, get dressed. Danny says, no

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:53.200
<v Speaker 2>more surprises. Jesse assures him it's going to be okay,

0:38:53.280 --> 0:38:56.120
<v Speaker 2>and then he gives Michelle one more raspberry before exiting.

0:38:56.600 --> 0:38:58.920
<v Speaker 2>So cute. They just love kissing that little belly, that

0:38:58.960 --> 0:38:59.920
<v Speaker 2>little they do belly.

0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:03.920
<v Speaker 1>So they do, and you know they are really moving.

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Through this very quickly. I applaud how well they are

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:10.319
<v Speaker 2>processing this as a group. Totally, totally. In the next scene,

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:14.480
<v Speaker 2>we are in a car dealership. Jesse and Joey walk

0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:16.920
<v Speaker 2>into the dealership and they see a car that looks

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:18.840
<v Speaker 2>exactly like Bullet.

0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy.

0:39:20.960 --> 0:39:23.640
<v Speaker 2>Joey leans on the car and starts kissing it, when

0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Jesse says, don't do that, we won't get a good price.

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Good point.

0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:29.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't make out with the car before you buy it.

0:39:29.360 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 2>It's never a good idea, no, Jesse.

0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Maybe even after you buy it. I don't know that

0:39:33.239 --> 0:39:35.919
<v Speaker 1>I put my lips on it. But that's okay, that's okay.

0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:40.799
<v Speaker 2>Jesse explains to Joey the insurance money is eleven seven

0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:43.440
<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars, so they just need to get the car

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 2>for that. They ask how much it is and the

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:49.960
<v Speaker 2>salesman says twelve grand. Okay, that seems perfect.

0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:50.839
<v Speaker 1>That's there you go.

0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The phone rings at this very moment, and the salesman,

0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 2>whose name is Paul, goes to answer it. It appears

0:39:56.719 --> 0:39:59.760
<v Speaker 2>to be another customer interested in this very same car.

0:40:00.239 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 2>A bidding war ensues.

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:05.120
<v Speaker 1>A very quick bidding war. By the way, It's like

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:07.120
<v Speaker 1>he picks up the phone and he's like, this guy's

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:09.279
<v Speaker 1>buying the car. You're buying the car. You're buying the car.

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Like it's no details are shared. It is all about

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:14.280
<v Speaker 2>the money, girls, No, yep, that's it, all about the money.

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Jesse and Joey offer eleven seven. Paul shakes his head.

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:21.000
<v Speaker 2>The guys start to pretend to walk out, hoping Paul

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 2>will stop them, but he doesn't, and so Jesse comes

0:40:24.480 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 2>back and he says, okay, twelve to one. Paul says

0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:28.839
<v Speaker 2>to the bidd I just got an offer of twelve one,

0:40:29.360 --> 0:40:31.920
<v Speaker 2>and the bidding just keeps increasing.

0:40:31.760 --> 0:40:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Keeps going, keeps going.

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 2>We cut to the living room where we see Danny

0:40:36.120 --> 0:40:39.439
<v Speaker 2>and the girls are the bidders on the other end

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:40.400
<v Speaker 2>of the line.

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, oh.

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Boy, Danny says twelve five hundred as the girls cheer

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:48.720
<v Speaker 2>him on, And now we are intercutting between the living

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:52.760
<v Speaker 2>room and the car dealership. Jesse says thirteen thousand, Danny

0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:55.520
<v Speaker 2>says fourteen thousand. Dj says I'll kick in an extra

0:40:55.560 --> 0:41:00.240
<v Speaker 2>twenty and Stephanie says, count me in for seventy three cents,

0:41:00.280 --> 0:41:00.760
<v Speaker 2>So cute.

0:41:00.960 --> 0:41:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Just put it right over the top there.

0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 2>The bidding keeps increasing until Jesse finally says, I will

0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 2>pay anything for that car. Twenty thousand. This stops Danny.

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:14.279
<v Speaker 2>He realizes he's going crazy over a car he has

0:41:14.360 --> 0:41:17.239
<v Speaker 2>never seen, and he also has to save up to

0:41:17.239 --> 0:41:20.600
<v Speaker 2>send his girls to college, so he tells Paul just

0:41:20.719 --> 0:41:25.480
<v Speaker 2>let the other guy have it, but Paul lies and

0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 2>tells Jesse, oh, the other guy went up another thousand.

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 2>You can have the car for only twenty two thousand.

0:41:31.880 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Jesse says, I went from eleven seven to twenty two

0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars. Joey says, I forget it. Let the other

0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:42.040
<v Speaker 2>guy have it. Paul tries to keep the sale by

0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:46.239
<v Speaker 2>lowering the price until Jesse says, hmmm, how about eleven five,

0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 2>and Paul says, you got it. I'll give you the

0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:52.759
<v Speaker 2>car for eleven five. Hey. Perfect, Perfect. This was a

0:41:52.800 --> 0:41:55.920
<v Speaker 2>great ending to the This ended differently than I was expecting.

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:59.279
<v Speaker 2>I was expecting someone to have to pay triple the

0:41:59.360 --> 0:41:59.759
<v Speaker 2>price of.

0:41:59.800 --> 0:42:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, I was exactly. I was. I was like,

0:42:01.760 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 1>someone's gonna pay twenty thousand dollars for this car. But

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:07.320
<v Speaker 1>where are they, you know, just twenty thousand cash?

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:12.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, life insurance maybe oh ooh, I mean.

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:13.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I.

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Don't know, I don't know. That's one of those we

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:22.359
<v Speaker 2>just handwaves that that is right. Okay, the car needs

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:25.320
<v Speaker 2>to be bought. So later on in the kitchen, Jesse

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 2>and Joey enter and Danny says, I got some great news,

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 2>and Jesse and Joey say, so do we. But Danny's

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:34.320
<v Speaker 2>gonna go first. He says, remember when the only car

0:42:34.360 --> 0:42:37.120
<v Speaker 2>I thought I could love was Bullet, Well, I was wrong.

0:42:37.440 --> 0:42:39.760
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't I look good behind the wheel of a cheap

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:42.080
<v Speaker 2>wagon ear? And he shows them the brochure.

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can see the wood paneling. Now those cheap

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:47.799
<v Speaker 1>wagoneers yep.

0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 2>Jesse says, you cannot be serious. Danny tells the story

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:54.239
<v Speaker 2>of how he was on the phone bidding on a

0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:56.799
<v Speaker 2>car today and the Yo yo on the other end

0:42:56.840 --> 0:43:00.000
<v Speaker 2>of the line kept jacking up the price. Danny said,

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:05.239
<v Speaker 2>so tomorrow, I'm buying my first new car ever. Joey says,

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:07.680
<v Speaker 2>I hope you weren't planning on using your insurance check,

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:11.520
<v Speaker 2>and Danny says, why they opened.

0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:12.959
<v Speaker 1>The door to get Danny's insurance check?

0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:14.880
<v Speaker 2>I think they. I think they were just assuming that

0:43:14.960 --> 0:43:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Danny would hand it over. I don't don't know. There's

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:18.760
<v Speaker 2>a lot of assumption to pay.

0:43:18.560 --> 0:43:21.840
<v Speaker 1>For the car. Yeah, yeah, I asked him many questions.

0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:24.080
<v Speaker 2>It's Jesse and Joey. They're just a Joey whatever. They're

0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 2>eleven five.

0:43:26.640 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Showed up.

0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 2>That's it. So they opened the door to the backyard

0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:33.680
<v Speaker 2>to reveal the new bullet, complete with an oversized bow.

0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:38.239
<v Speaker 2>Danny smiles, realizing that Jesse and Joey were the other

0:43:38.360 --> 0:43:42.200
<v Speaker 2>two Yo Yo's bidding against him, Yo and Yo, Yo

0:43:42.440 --> 0:43:45.759
<v Speaker 2>and Yo. That's such a funny bit, Danny says. What

0:43:45.920 --> 0:43:48.439
<v Speaker 2>better symbol for the next decade than a gift from

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:52.320
<v Speaker 2>my two best friends. He says, birthdays aren't about numbers,

0:43:52.600 --> 0:43:55.480
<v Speaker 2>They're about who you spend them with. And you guys

0:43:55.560 --> 0:43:56.760
<v Speaker 2>made this one great.

0:43:58.120 --> 0:44:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh and buying cars, you ruin that that helps building

0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:06.440
<v Speaker 1>your friend's apartments in your basement, telling you, man, they

0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:07.680
<v Speaker 1>are throwing money around.

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Left and right in this house, just rolling in the

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:10.920
<v Speaker 2>double I am it's impressive.

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:13.879
<v Speaker 1>It is impressive, but it really And then oh yeah,

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 1>and then the weird cover rendition of baby you can

0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:19.560
<v Speaker 1>drive my car? Oh yeah, yeah, good, yeah, But I'm like,

0:44:19.600 --> 0:44:21.440
<v Speaker 1>who is was it the Rippers?

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:23.799
<v Speaker 2>It's the Rippers who's singing baby I can drive? Well?

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:25.640
<v Speaker 2>This is a great this is a great shot because

0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:30.279
<v Speaker 2>it ends on this the quintessential bridge shot of the

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:32.400
<v Speaker 2>family driving over the bridge.

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:37.080
<v Speaker 1>They just basically used the the front the opening title

0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:40.600
<v Speaker 1>shot and cut it into the show and then made

0:44:40.600 --> 0:44:42.600
<v Speaker 1>it look and then use that as like to fade

0:44:42.600 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 1>into the end credits.

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was great. It was great.

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Such agree that you've always seen this is actually that

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:48.759
<v Speaker 1>moment that it's from.

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:52.560
<v Speaker 2>And then yeah, yeah, yeah, we find out that and Danny.

0:44:52.600 --> 0:44:55.120
<v Speaker 2>We find out at last that Danny has renamed the

0:44:55.120 --> 0:44:59.279
<v Speaker 2>car Walter, which is I don't know, it's not as

0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:00.160
<v Speaker 2>great as Bullet, but.

0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:04.680
<v Speaker 1>It was great. Now no Bullet B two B two

0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 1>B two yeah, B fifty two, I don't know. Yeah,

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:09.759
<v Speaker 1>but anyways, that's our show.

0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:11.800
<v Speaker 2>That is our show, and it's.

0:45:11.640 --> 0:45:16.719
<v Speaker 1>So it's our show. No other shows have been or

0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:20.000
<v Speaker 1>cars have been harmed in the making of this show.

0:45:20.520 --> 0:45:21.439
<v Speaker 2>Not yet.

0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Cars have met an unfortunate demise.

0:45:24.560 --> 0:45:31.880
<v Speaker 2>But for everywhere you look movements, yes, okay, this week's everywhere.

0:45:31.440 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 1>You look moments. So you know how Bullet when the

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:40.319
<v Speaker 1>car comes back from uh, when Jesse comes back from

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<v Speaker 1>the accident and we first see Bullet the car in

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard, do you hear the tow truck driver who says,

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<v Speaker 1>hey pal, good luck.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't remember that, it's Jeff Franklin.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, it's Jeff Franklin. Jeff Franklin is the I

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<v Speaker 1>heard the voice and I was like, it was Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>but the voice is Jeff Franklin and he says, hey pal,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck. You know, as the tow driver, as the

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<v Speaker 1>tow truck driver who is driving off and leaving Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>and the original bullet there. That's so great. It's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of an everywhere you listen, everywhere listen, but it counts.

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<v Speaker 1>It definitely counts. Yeah, so Jeff, Yeah, we had Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>in there. We've had Brian Kyle's voiceover, but yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>was Jeff's bigelbo.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so great. I wonder if Jeff got a residual

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<v Speaker 2>just for that voiceover, because.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not getting enough residual, right because he's ye creator

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<v Speaker 1>and writer and all of the other. Yeah, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>is Yeah, that was that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, those money, those thirty three cents from this voiceover

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<v Speaker 2>is really just huge.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, yeah, Stephanie contributed to the purchasing a bullet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, right, yeah, well I have one everywhere you look moment. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you noticed by the kitchen back

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<v Speaker 2>door there is that weird circular notepad and it was

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<v Speaker 2>in Fuller House too. It was in full House.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those were Those were pretty typical that you would

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<v Speaker 1>keep by the phone. It was like a running notepad like.

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<v Speaker 2>To write, like we never actually used it, but the

0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:10.000
<v Speaker 2>prop guys or the set deck guys would would write

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<v Speaker 2>like milk or something like a list or something. But

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it in this episode. I'm like, wait, we

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<v Speaker 2>have that in Fuller House too.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw one of those stupid like BuzzFeed article lists

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<v Speaker 1>things or whatever. It was like if you know what

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<v Speaker 1>this is and you're you know, near dead or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>like this you know, and it was things from like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, the fifties or sixties or something, and

0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:37.080
<v Speaker 1>one of them was it was that exact. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like a roll of paper and mounts it on a

0:47:40.080 --> 0:47:42.880
<v Speaker 1>wooden thing on the wall next to the phone, and

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<v Speaker 1>you would just write stuff down and tear and then

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<v Speaker 1>be able to like tear it off. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen that, so it was it was like a

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<v Speaker 1>vintage Yeah, a little notepad thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I need one. I'm gonna look on eBay. I need

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<v Speaker 2>one in my house. I need it by the back

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<v Speaker 2>door where there's no phone, just so I can write

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<v Speaker 2>random item, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can write random things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's right, so great. It's just seen.

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<v Speaker 3>Covers for bullet on the back and just so you know,

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<v Speaker 3>just to jog your memory as you're walking out. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 3>another wonderful episode. I actually, you know, it was funny

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<v Speaker 3>when we started doing this episode, I did not remember

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<v Speaker 3>that there was this car episode before the Car through

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<v Speaker 3>the Kitchen episode, which was Joey's car, which a red car,

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<v Speaker 3>also a red vintage car.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are there so many red vintage cars?

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<v Speaker 1>And where it happened Joey got rid of the bug

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<v Speaker 1>and oh, you're right, see now we know now we

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<v Speaker 1>know too many things. Yeah, there that was the next

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<v Speaker 1>car that goes that has an unfortunate end.

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<v Speaker 2>Man lesson learned if you live in San Francisco, don't

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<v Speaker 2>buy a vintage red car.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't buy a vintage red car, and certainly don't bark

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<v Speaker 1>it on the street.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or don't let your daughter drive it backwards through

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of less and learn.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many things. Well, froll House, that's what we

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<v Speaker 1>did we taught life lessons well, Andrea Barber, Jody Sweeten.

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<v Speaker 1>Another wonderful and fun episode of How Rude Tanner Rito's

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<v Speaker 1>delving into all of the fun episodes, Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>the Big Three to oh we just I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>thirty was old.

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<v Speaker 2>I just it really hurts my heart, not anymore hurts

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<v Speaker 2>my heart.

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<v Speaker 2>the house is full.

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