1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,959 Speaker 1: a Wonderful Tuesday. We'll talk a little bit, just a 4 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: little bit about tribalism here in the final hour beating inflation. 5 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: There are great things happening when it comes to prices 6 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: of living in this country, talking about rents going down, 7 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 1: all that open rebellion and more coming up in the 8 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:46,559 Speaker 1: final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Now, tribalism. 9 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: Tribalism is one of those things that can be wonderful, 10 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: it can be terrible. It's one of those things you 11 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: cannot avoid in life. You will occasionally speak or see 12 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: people speak out against tribalism, and that's generally when tribalism 13 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: is being used for terrible reasons. Sometimes well sometimes people 14 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: can break free from it, but not forever. There's a 15 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: time limit on breaking free from it. Human beings, we 16 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 1: are made to live around each other, and that of 17 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: course brings up who do you want to live around? 18 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: Who should you live around? You should live around, be around, 19 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 1: converse with, work with worship with people who share your values. 20 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: That is as old as time. Itself. That's tribalism. I 21 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: want to live with people who are like me, who 22 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: think like me, talk like me, worship like me. Have 23 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: you different ideas that I have. Not that everyone should 24 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: be identical robots, but there has to be a common cohesion. 25 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 1: Human beings will seek out a tribe if they have options. 26 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna stress this part. If you have options, you 27 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: will try to locate yourself physically in an area that's 28 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,519 Speaker 1: like that where people are like you, if you have options. 29 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: But people don't always have options. Sometimes you're stuck where 30 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: you're stuck. And tribes take so many different forms. Keep 31 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: in mind, tribes can be a people who root for 32 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: a sports team. You're wearing your New York Giants jersey. 33 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: You walk into a bar on Sunday, someone else is 34 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: wearing a Giants jersey. You might end up hanging with 35 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: that guy all day long. One thing in common. Whatever 36 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 1: can take religious forms, can take skin, color forms, nationality forms. 37 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: There are all different kinds of tribalism, but tribalism is 38 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 1: human nature, and human beings, all of them, will seek 39 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 1: out a tribe. You know what's actually a great example 40 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 1: of this. Thomas Massey and Marjorie Taylor Green. They're two 41 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:28,519 Speaker 1: recent examples, recent examples of what well they were, well 42 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: are people on the right. I guess I probably feel 43 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: differently about those two. I don't think they're both the same. 44 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, but they're people on the right. 45 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: They've been traditionally on the right for one reason or 46 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: the other. They each got on the wrong side of 47 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: Donald Trump, and Donald Trump got on the wrong side 48 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: of them. Okay, they have a little public spat. Okay, 49 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: it of course devolves into insults and everything else on 50 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: both sides, and whatever it is, what it is now 51 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: Taylor Green goes on the view. Now you'll see these 52 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: people voting with Democrats more and more. They're feeling kicked 53 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: out of the tribe they were in, and therefore they're 54 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: finding another one, trying to find another one. People want 55 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: a tribe. It's not always unhealthy, though. I want to 56 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 1: stress that before we get to an extremely unhealthy part. 57 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: It is a healthy good thing to want to live, 58 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 1: work and worship around people who think like you do. 59 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,799 Speaker 1: That is a good thing. It makes for a better life. 60 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,599 Speaker 1: In fact, I've encouraged you, for many different reasons to 61 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 1: get out of your blue area and move to a 62 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: red area. There are a lot of reasons, but one 63 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: of the main ones is your life is better. Take 64 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: it from someone who's lived all over the country, red, blue, purple, 65 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: everything in between. You get out of wherever you are 66 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: and get to red America. Your life is better, every 67 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: part of it better. But it can also be insanely unhealthy, 68 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 1: insanely unhealthy. I'm going to play this for you. This 69 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: was on CNN. 70 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 2: O J. 71 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: Simpson. O J. Simpson obviously killed his wife and that dude, 72 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 1: obviously everyone knew it at the time O J. Simpson 73 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: was acquitted. We have interviews with jurors now who admit 74 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: that he was acquitted by black jurors who were angry 75 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 1: about Rodney King. Something unrelated, but they related it and 76 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 1: they acquitted O. J. Simpson. This is when tribalism gets 77 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: way unhealthy. 78 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:45,919 Speaker 3: Look, I got all this palling on the screen and 79 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 3: going back since twenty eighteen. 80 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: That's the wrong. But this is when tribalism gets insanely, 81 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 1: insanely unhealthy. 82 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 4: But it was so racially charged because of what had 83 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 4: happened just before with Ride King, but also just how 84 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 4: Black Americans feel about policing it's not like O. J. 85 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 4: Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement. Of 86 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 4: his error. You know, he wasn't a social justice leader, 87 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 4: but he represented something for the black community in that 88 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 4: moment in that trial, particularly because there were two white 89 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 4: people who had been killed and the history around how 90 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 4: black people have been persecuted during slavery. 91 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 1: What hey credit to her for being honest. 92 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 5: What did you just say? 93 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 4: But it was so racially charged because of what had 94 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 4: happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how 95 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 4: Black Americans feel about policing. It's not like O. J. 96 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 4: Simpson was the leader of the civil rights movement. Of 97 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 4: his error. You know, he wasn't a social justice leader, 98 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 4: but he represented something for the black community in that 99 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 4: moment in that trial, particularly because there were two white 100 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:01,159 Speaker 4: people who have been killed. 101 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: And that lady obviously doesn't speak for every black person, 102 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: so don't think that she does. Don't think that every 103 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: black person thinks that way either. That's a bunch of crap. 104 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: But for those that do that is so evil and unhealthy. Well, 105 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: we're gonna let him off. After all, he just killed 106 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: a couple of whites. That is so unhealthy, so evil, 107 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 1: and so much of our society since the Marxists have 108 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 1: been trying to break us up, has devolved into it. 109 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: This lady just went on the news just said this. 110 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 2: Now, in terms of the charges that I am facing, 111 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 2: I think it's really absurd to weaponize a law that 112 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 2: was meant to protect black people people and weaponize it 113 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 2: against black people. 114 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: What we're talking about in general, we're talking about the 115 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: civil rights laws that are now because the civil rights 116 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: stuff has been used to attack white people so frequently. 117 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 1: Now now people are being sued over it. Now people 118 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: are being charged over it. And now we're having people 119 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: step up like this one and say, well, you can't 120 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 1: do that. Those laws are only made for me. That 121 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: is a pretty shocking admission. And I just want to 122 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,559 Speaker 1: encourage you, no matter your skin color right now, or 123 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: religion or whatever you may be, if you ever find 124 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 1: yourself thinking like this, talking like this, your tribalism has 125 00:08:55,920 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: gone from being healthy and good to deeply unhealthy, and 126 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 1: you need to work your way out of it. I'm 127 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,320 Speaker 1: not going to tell you not to be tribal in 128 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,440 Speaker 1: whatever way you are tribal, because that would be like 129 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: telling you to not be a human being. Human beings 130 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 1: are tribal, But imagine saying these words in any context 131 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 1: in thinking you're the good God. 132 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,959 Speaker 4: But it was so racially charged because of what had 133 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 4: happened just before with Rodney King, but also just how 134 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 4: Black Americans feel about policing. It's not like oj Simpson 135 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 4: was the leader of the civil rights movement of his error. 136 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 4: You know, he wasn't a social justice leader. But he 137 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,200 Speaker 4: represented something for the black community in that moment, in 138 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,320 Speaker 4: that trial, particularly because there were two white people who 139 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:44,680 Speaker 4: had been. 140 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 1: He represented something for the black community because he butchered 141 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 1: two white people. What did he represent for the black 142 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:56,080 Speaker 1: community in that moment. I'm very I would love to 143 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 1: hear that dirty communists elaborate on what exactly he represents 144 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:05,480 Speaker 1: for the Black community in that moment. Tribalism. Be very 145 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: careful with it. I know you practice it. I practice it. 146 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 1: We all do. Tribalism can get way unhealthy, really really fast. 147 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 1: All right, all right, good news all over the place. Actually, 148 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:28,679 Speaker 1: hang on fighting for your freedom every day. The Jesse 149 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a 150 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 1: wonderful Tuesday. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse 151 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. The subject to this one is Chinese 152 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 1: on the cover of The Little Red Book. Oh venerated 153 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: king of the anti Communists. This guy says, I was 154 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 1: so excited to download my copy of the Little Red Book. 155 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 1: Spending twelve years in Taiwan, Chris, Do you want to 156 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:02,440 Speaker 1: go to Taiwan? Me too, Buck Buck Sexton Buck just 157 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 1: went to Taiwan recently, and of course he did actual journalism, 158 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,559 Speaker 1: like interviewing the president. I don't want to do any 159 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: of that at all. I don't want to work in 160 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,920 Speaker 1: any way. I do want to go check out Taiwan. 161 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,240 Speaker 1: I've heard it's a cool place. But maybe, Chris, maybe 162 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 1: we could fake it. We'll try to line up an 163 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 1: interview with someone, someone in the government. What that's a 164 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: very good point. I'll say it's top secret and we'll 165 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 1: still be able to put everything on the company credit card. 166 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: Good thinking, Chris. We had to fly first class. They 167 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: would have caught onto us if we were in coach. Anyway, Jesse, 168 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 1: I or spending twelve years in Taiwan. I picked up 169 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: some Mandarin for those who don't know, that's kind of 170 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 1: an orange And I love the Chinese on the cover 171 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 1: of the book. It made me laugh. Like the Da 172 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: Vinci Code, I will not spoil the true translation and 173 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 1: allow others of the joy of discovering I forget themselves. 174 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 1: Great job on the book, I'm already halfway through, says 175 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:08,440 Speaker 1: his name was Peter. We do have a little Chinese 176 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 1: on the cover of the book. I will not be 177 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:15,320 Speaker 1: telling you what it translates to. You have to go 178 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 1: discover that for yourself, Chris. When you're a renaissance man 179 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:29,120 Speaker 1: like I am, you know someone who speaks multiple languages. Worldly, 180 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 1: I would say that's a good word, right am I 181 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 1: using that right? Worldly anyway? A renaissance man. I'll stick 182 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 1: with that because I know what that means someone with 183 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 1: so many different skills. You want others to have what 184 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,679 Speaker 1: you have, and the only way to do that is 185 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:54,120 Speaker 1: to guide them, not giving them a fish, teaching them 186 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,600 Speaker 1: to fish. If you give a man a fish, he 187 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:02,199 Speaker 1: eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish, 188 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,680 Speaker 1: he eats for I mean a couple days. I don't 189 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: know exactly how the quote goes, but either way he 190 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,400 Speaker 1: could he could eat for a while. But I want 191 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 1: people to learn Chinese, or at least go look it 192 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: up yourself. Hey, Jesse, I always knocked out or already 193 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 1: knocked out. The little gift you provided us great read. 194 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,679 Speaker 1: I only caught three typos, which is beyond impressive for 195 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 1: a community college dropout. I also noticed a few big 196 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:31,080 Speaker 1: words that you most certainly didn't come up with. So 197 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:35,440 Speaker 1: tell Chris and Corey thanks for their input. I know 198 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: some big words. I know people I do, Chris. I 199 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 1: know people think that I'm white trash, and I went 200 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 1: to community college and I got a zero point zero 201 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 1: grade point average one semester, and all those things may 202 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,199 Speaker 1: be true. But I've picked up on some big words 203 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,320 Speaker 1: over the year, and I don't even know what all 204 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,479 Speaker 1: of them mean. That's exactly That's a good one, Chris deleterious. 205 00:13:55,679 --> 00:14:00,520 Speaker 1: I just use them. If you find big words, don't 206 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:04,559 Speaker 1: look them up, just use them in a sentence. If 207 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 1: you use it wrong, someone will correct you. Most of 208 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:13,400 Speaker 1: the time, other people don't know the word either. You'll 209 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 1: confuse them and they'll think you're smarter than they are. 210 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: And that's the goal, to make other people feel stupid. Jesse, 211 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 1: great show. Listen. Every night my son sends his regards 212 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:29,200 Speaker 1: from the Middle East. He's on his second tour, second Lieutenant. 213 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 1: How about that give your son my best. Please tell 214 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 1: him simpify. Oh, here we go. I've been thinking about 215 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 1: this one a lot, especially after the Jewish revolt we've 216 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 1: been going through, Jesse. Do you ever worry that Chris 217 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: might try to assassinate you? I know I would be 218 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: thinking along those lines if I were him. That's a 219 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 1: little rude. He could easily poison your pizza or your 220 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 1: cheese puffs, or sneak up behind you and whack you 221 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,240 Speaker 1: over the head with a microphone or something. He'd probably 222 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: most be most it's likely to try it around now 223 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 1: while you're crippled. Of course, if you weren't so mean 224 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: to him, he probably wouldn't want to kill you. But 225 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,000 Speaker 1: I think that ship has sailed. If I were you, 226 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,880 Speaker 1: I'd hire a food taster and duct tape a go 227 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,440 Speaker 1: pro to the back of my head while working just 228 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:19,160 Speaker 1: the thought do you think? Do you think that I'm 229 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:24,280 Speaker 1: not keenly aware of my surroundings. I've already told you 230 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 1: how covert I can be. To be covert, it's more 231 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:33,400 Speaker 1: than just moving silently walking in the shadows. It's more 232 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: than that. It's a keen awareness of your surroundings, like 233 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 1: a like an owl. Have you ever seen an owl? 234 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,400 Speaker 1: Did you know an owl can turn its head? I 235 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,160 Speaker 1: don't know if it's one hundred and eighty degrees, but 236 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: it's close, and owl can just turn its head everywhere. 237 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,440 Speaker 1: They have unbelievable awareness of their surroundings, because when you 238 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 1: think about it, an owl has to perch up on 239 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,600 Speaker 1: a high place and so somehow see or smell or hear. 240 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not one of these zoologists. He 241 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 1: has to find a mouse in a field and judge 242 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:13,120 Speaker 1: the angles and fly down. So an owl is he's 243 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: in a rare animal. I'm like a human owl. Chris 244 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: could never sneak up on me. I would know immediately 245 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 1: that he was there. And he can't poison my food 246 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 1: because he eats all the food, and I've tried to 247 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 1: eliminate pork products we order here to ensure that Chris 248 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,440 Speaker 1: can't say, well, I can't eat that I'm Jewish, and 249 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 1: then we're all poisoned. You think I didn't already think 250 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 1: about Chris's assassination plots. I did. He's not going to 251 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: pull one over on me. Here with Don Lemon. 252 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 4: Walking up to the room and I pressed the elevator button, 253 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 4: and these then all of a sudden, I feel myself 254 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 4: being jostled and in nature. 255 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 1: That's not the first time that's happened to Don Lemon 256 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 1: in an elevator heading up to his hotel room. I 257 00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 1: guarantee you that what Chris hang on. This is the 258 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on 259 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 1: a Wonderful Tuesday. If you miss any part of the show, 260 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:16,600 Speaker 1: you can download it on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Nationwide, rent 261 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: declines as border enforcement reduces migration. Getting foreigners out of 262 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 1: your country. Keeping foreigners out of your country will make 263 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 1: each in every part of your life better. It'll make 264 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 1: parts of your life better you never knew could be better. 265 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,280 Speaker 1: Your rent will go down, Your healthcare costs will go down, 266 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,960 Speaker 1: Fewer accidents on the road, ensure car insurance costs will 267 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 1: go down. The jobs market will improve the cleanliness of society, 268 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,720 Speaker 1: the safety of society. Getting these people out of your 269 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,080 Speaker 1: country is essential. 270 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 3: Investigators say the suspects even followed homeowners to their business 271 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:02,680 Speaker 3: in Springdale, likely to learn their routine. Then, after the arrests, 272 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:07,000 Speaker 3: investigators followed the trail to an Airbnb in Brookville, Indiana, 273 00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 3: believed to be the group's temporary base. Sheley described what 274 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,560 Speaker 3: was found inside had. 275 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 5: A military great WiFi gammer, which is South America that 276 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,680 Speaker 5: group will use to jam WILI signals, police ratings, et cetera. 277 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 3: We found evidence of surveillans equipment. 278 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 1: We would find cameras. 279 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,439 Speaker 3: With duc tape I home back at the scene of 280 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,639 Speaker 3: the crime in Beckett Ridge, Slee says, they found another 281 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:38,760 Speaker 3: camera used, according to Shlee, to spy on the victims. 282 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:45,880 Speaker 1: Democrats brought those people into your country on purpose. Democrats 283 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:51,679 Speaker 1: are so evil, so communist, so devoid of any ounce 284 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:57,879 Speaker 1: of humanity, that upon getting power stealing the White House, 285 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: they opened up the board and brought entire criminal networks 286 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 1: into the United States of America to hurt you, murder you, 287 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,920 Speaker 1: rape you, steal from you. And none of them feel 288 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,480 Speaker 1: bad about it at all, not one, not one has 289 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: expressed even the tiniest amount of regret. In fact, they're 290 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,119 Speaker 1: all in on this stuff. 291 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,800 Speaker 6: We must have accountability and we must bring justice to 292 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 6: every fascist in the administration, and that includes Christinome, that 293 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:38,160 Speaker 6: includes Stephen Miller, and that includes Tim Homan. I will 294 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:43,399 Speaker 6: be abolished, VHS will be dismantled, and together we will 295 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 6: get it done. 296 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 1: Former energy commissioner explains why California electricity rates are nearly 297 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 1: double the national average. You want to beat inflation, you 298 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,520 Speaker 1: got to get out of your blue state. And as 299 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,680 Speaker 1: I have ex explained before, there is no turning back. 300 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,639 Speaker 1: You know that, right. I know that we try to 301 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 1: find words to comfort ourselves that it'll get bad enough 302 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,200 Speaker 1: that people will change. Things are going to turn around 303 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:22,080 Speaker 1: in blue areas. The guardrails are gone. All the political 304 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 1: incentives are to more destruction, more insanity. You don't pay 305 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,240 Speaker 1: a political price in a blue area for being too 306 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 1: far to the left. There is no political price you 307 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,280 Speaker 1: will pay. The only price you will pay is if 308 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:44,080 Speaker 1: you even flirt with anything normal or right wing or 309 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 1: anything like that. That's how you lose your seat. All 310 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 1: the incentives are to go left and then further left, 311 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 1: and then further left, and then further left. How many 312 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 1: homeless people have frozen to death recently in New York City? 313 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,760 Speaker 1: I don't know the updated numbers. The last I saw 314 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,880 Speaker 1: it was eleven. I saw someone said it was fifteen. 315 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,000 Speaker 1: Why did they freeze to death? Because the Communists took 316 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,840 Speaker 1: over the mayor's office promptly banned the clearing of homeless camps. 317 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: The homeless camps sat out there when the temperatures drop 318 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,120 Speaker 1: below freezing, a bunch of people that are now dead. 319 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:21,960 Speaker 1: Communism kills every single time, every single time. And they're 320 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 1: not They're not again, They're not sorry. Seattle Mayer announces 321 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,880 Speaker 1: plan to block ICE activity and use police to verify 322 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:35,760 Speaker 1: federal agent IDs. Teachers union lead Portland uprisings against ICE 323 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:41,120 Speaker 1: with children present. Democrats are not having this moment where 324 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,879 Speaker 1: they're self reflecting and thinking, Wow, this has been bad, 325 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 1: this has been destructive. People have died, people will get hurt. 326 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:54,160 Speaker 1: That's not a thing that's happening. They think they haven't 327 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 1: gone far enough. That's what they think. They think they 328 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:02,159 Speaker 1: haven't passed enough laws to smash you, to censor you. Again, 329 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:02,959 Speaker 1: this is Spain. 330 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 5: We will change the law in Spain to hold platform 331 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 5: executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites. 332 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:18,439 Speaker 5: This means that CEOs of these techno platforms will face 333 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:25,040 Speaker 5: criminal liability for failing to remove illegal or hateful content. Second, 334 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 5: we will turn algorithmic manipulation and amplification of illegal content 335 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 5: into a new criminal offense. This information doesn't appear by itself. 336 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:42,720 Speaker 5: It is created, promoted and spread by certain actors. We 337 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 5: will go after them as well as after the platforms 338 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 5: whose algorithms amplified. 339 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,639 Speaker 1: Chris, you think the Spanish you're going to come after me? 340 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 1: They said, hateful content. That's like everything I put up there. 341 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,479 Speaker 1: I was just earlier today in Salting Woman Drivers. I'm 342 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,920 Speaker 1: gonna you know what I need to do. I need 343 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,199 Speaker 1: to put something up to insult Spain. What Chris? 344 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:08,399 Speaker 2: What? 345 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: Chris? I feel like the Spanish might come after me. 346 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 1: That's kind of cool right now. Of course, they don't 347 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 1: understand that I can blend in. They don't know that 348 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 1: I will just simply melt into the population and I ablah. 349 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,080 Speaker 1: They'll think, well, we have Jesse Kelly, and then I'll 350 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,920 Speaker 1: turn around and hit him with it and they'll think, oh, 351 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,879 Speaker 1: never mind, he's one of us. We must have the 352 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 1: wrong guy. Ah, hey, Jesse. Since it looks like society 353 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: is about to collapse, what are the top five things 354 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,280 Speaker 1: you need so your wife and boys and Fred survive? 355 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: Are you gonna barricade in place and wait for the 356 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: mass die off? Or are you gonna clog the roads 357 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,960 Speaker 1: and get stuck trying to get to your survival compound. 358 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: All right, here's what I need to survive. First of all, 359 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,920 Speaker 1: I'm not worried about Fred's survival per se, because we're 360 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,720 Speaker 1: going to eat Fred. I've already told what Chris, I've 361 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:15,919 Speaker 1: already tried to explain to the kids that Fred is 362 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,320 Speaker 1: on the menu if bad things go down. There was 363 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 1: some pushback. They even said they would refuse to eat Fred. 364 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 1: But they'll feel differently when those tummies start rumbling. That's one. 365 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,920 Speaker 1: Fred is there as an emergency food ration because Lord 366 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,760 Speaker 1: knows he's not going to be good for anything else. 367 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,040 Speaker 1: I'm kidding, we're not going to eat Fred. We wouldn't 368 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:42,200 Speaker 1: be able to bring ourselves to eat Fred. You need water, 369 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 1: You need medical supplies, even if it's basic first aid stuff, antibiotics. 370 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,359 Speaker 1: Everyone says bullets, and of course I want you to 371 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,880 Speaker 1: get all the AMMO. You can get water and medical 372 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 1: supplies completely underrated. You have some non perishable foods and 373 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: other than that, you just got to kind of roll 374 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,240 Speaker 1: with the punches you mentioned. Do you get on the road, 375 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,280 Speaker 1: do you hunker down. It's going to depend on what 376 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:17,359 Speaker 1: exactly is going on. If my intel tells me that 377 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,240 Speaker 1: whole neighborhoods are being rounded up and executed. It's probably 378 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 1: time to hit the road. If everyone's hitting the road 379 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,119 Speaker 1: and you know all you have are rumors and rubors, 380 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 1: I'll probably stay exactly where I am. I know that 381 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,440 Speaker 1: in things like hurricanes, most people die on the road. 382 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 1: They don't die in their homes. They die on the road. 383 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,720 Speaker 1: You get out on the road, you get stuck on 384 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,040 Speaker 1: the highway, you get flooded. But I'll tell you one thing, 385 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 1: you better have your relief factor. If you don't have 386 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,919 Speaker 1: what Chris. If you don't have your relief factor, no 387 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,400 Speaker 1: matter what else happens, you're gonna be in pain. Relief 388 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:58,960 Speaker 1: factor is a supplement, a supplement you take every single day. 389 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,160 Speaker 1: It will build up in your system over time. As 390 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 1: you're out there fighting off zombies, getting to your survival complex. 391 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 1: Maybe you're worried that your knees are going to start 392 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 1: to hurt after all the cartilage is all gone. You've 393 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,159 Speaker 1: been taking relief Factor, You're going to be fine. You 394 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 1: need water, you need AMMO, you need food, you need 395 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,199 Speaker 1: fred and you need relief Factor and you'll be just fine. 396 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,199 Speaker 1: Don't live with pain, not in your home, not in 397 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,520 Speaker 1: your doomsday bunker. Go to relief factor dot com and 398 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:37,320 Speaker 1: try it relief Factor dot com or call them one 399 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: eight hundred do the number four relief. You know what else? 400 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:41,920 Speaker 5: You need? 401 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:49,920 Speaker 1: A hatchet? People don't don't shake your head, Chris. People 402 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,959 Speaker 1: don't think about a hatchet, or even better, a tomahawk. 403 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,200 Speaker 1: I don't own a tomahawk. I want a tomahawk really bad. 404 00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:00,199 Speaker 1: They're not the same thing, Chris. A hatchet's more practice. Oh, 405 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: I have a million of those from when we used 406 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,639 Speaker 1: to go camping all the time and chopping up kinlin 407 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,679 Speaker 1: and things like that. A tomahawk is more for killing people. 408 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 1: But I think you need both. If you had to 409 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,399 Speaker 1: choose one, get a tomahawk. You can't survive without it, 410 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,199 Speaker 1: or at least you don't want to hang on The 411 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,960 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. I Like It returns next. It is 412 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,240 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly 413 00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,680 Speaker 1: Show on a Magnificent Tuesday. If you miss any part 414 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,440 Speaker 1: of the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. 415 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 1: Pepsi co cuts Dorito's prices by as much as fifteen 416 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,399 Speaker 1: percent ahead of the Super Bowl to boost demand. Do 417 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:48,960 Speaker 1: you know why Pepsi's cutting prices it's not the Super Bowl. 418 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 1: Do you know why they're cutting prices, Give you a 419 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:57,639 Speaker 1: second see figure it out. They're cutting prices because the 420 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:02,240 Speaker 1: Trump administration has fin they put some restrictions on all 421 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 1: the welfare fatties out there, and they can no longer 422 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 1: buy all this endless junk food with your money. Do 423 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 1: you have any idea how much of these companies bottom 424 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:19,920 Speaker 1: line depends on taxpayer funds, Your money stolen from you, 425 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: going to some dirt ball who never had a job, 426 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,240 Speaker 1: who then turns around and buys a case of pepsi 427 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 1: and twelve bags of Dorito's with it. Now that that 428 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:34,280 Speaker 1: has been cut off. Now because you're not sitting in 429 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 1: that boardroom, I'm not sitting in that boardroom. We don't 430 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 1: see what has happened to the bottom line. But these 431 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,840 Speaker 1: are people who I've everything tracked at all times. I 432 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: bet you it's a cliff they're looking at when we 433 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 1: started cutting that stuff off. That's why they're now cutting prices. 434 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 1: Would you look at that? Now? You and me, we 435 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 1: get to pay less for the things we like in 436 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,320 Speaker 1: my because we're done having to pay for every dirt 437 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 1: ball in the country who's on welfare. Isn't it a 438 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 1: glorious thing? Isn't it amazing how much better your life 439 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,480 Speaker 1: gets when you get to stop paying for foreigners and freeloaders. 440 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,480 Speaker 1: But I repeat myself, Jesse New York or Jesse. He 441 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,000 Speaker 1: didn't say Jesse. It's an article. New US envoy arrives 442 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:25,920 Speaker 1: in Venezuela to reopen the embassy after seven years. I 443 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:32,480 Speaker 1: am sorry to tell you that I'm not part of this. 444 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 1: You know I've expressed my desire to be part of 445 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 1: the US Embassy in Venezuela. The Trump administration. Maybe they 446 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,880 Speaker 1: lost my number. They didn't reach out to help have 447 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 1: me help them establish things on the ground. I would 448 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,280 Speaker 1: like to go ahead and set up my intelligence network 449 00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:00,280 Speaker 1: in Caracas. No one has reached out thus far. I 450 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: stand willing and ready for anyone in the Trump administration 451 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,880 Speaker 1: who would like it. If you are concerned about the show, 452 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 1: don't be concerned about the show. I'm pretty sure they're 453 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 1: in the same time zone. I don't know, it's south 454 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: of US somewhere. They can't be that different. The show 455 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 1: will continue. We will broadcast live from Venezuela when we're 456 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 1: not out on ops. But I should be part of 457 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 1: the opening of the embassy. I have wanted to work 458 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 1: at an embassy for my entire life. I read a 459 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,640 Speaker 1: spy book about it and it made it sound unbelievably cool. 460 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,240 Speaker 1: I want a safe room. They always have a safe 461 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 1: room in there, and I've always wanted a safe room. 462 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,000 Speaker 1: I want to be part of this. I want to 463 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,160 Speaker 1: land a helicopter on the roof of the embassy. That's 464 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,600 Speaker 1: also something that happens. I saw it in the movies. 465 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 1: I've wanted this for the love what Chris Well. I 466 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 1: don't want to be in the helicopter, Chris. But sometimes 467 00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,480 Speaker 1: it's called duty, buddy. Sometimes duty demand. If you have 468 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,920 Speaker 1: to go out and do black ops, well, duty demands it. 469 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,320 Speaker 1: And it's Black History Month. Hey, Jesse, My eldest son 470 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,200 Speaker 1: is in high school. He's dated three different girls his 471 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,800 Speaker 1: senior year. All attempts to spark a meaningful relationship have 472 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 1: been blown to bits. These girls are all strawberries and 473 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: cream on the outside. That's an underrated dessert, Just good 474 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,440 Speaker 1: old fashioned strawberries and whipped cream. Underrated assert You don't 475 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 1: have to get fancy when it comes to dessert anyway. Back, 476 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,200 Speaker 1: these girls are all strawberries and cream on the outside, 477 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 1: but in reality are all demonic, crazy progressive witches on 478 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,320 Speaker 1: the inside. How can a young guy launch a relationship 479 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 1: by distinguishing good from evil before he spends hundreds of 480 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,280 Speaker 1: dollars on dates? Why is a senior in high school 481 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,680 Speaker 1: spending hundreds of dollars on a date to anyone anywhere? 482 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: When I was a senior in high school, we're gonna 483 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 1: go pop by McDonald's or something like that, And I'm 484 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,840 Speaker 1: maybe that's low class or something, but I didn't have 485 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 1: the money to go drop hundreds of dollars on it. Now, 486 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 1: maybe date number two or three so I can make 487 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,720 Speaker 1: sure we don't hate each other. But I remember one girl. 488 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,200 Speaker 1: She was a redhead, so this explains a lot. I 489 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: picked her up and I was taking around, and she 490 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 1: never shut up from the minute I picked her up, 491 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,360 Speaker 1: And it was all such annoying stuff that eventually I 492 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,760 Speaker 1: just turned around and dropped her right back off the 493 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,520 Speaker 1: house and said, you know what, I got to go home. 494 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,280 Speaker 1: I think I made up some excuse to soften the blow, 495 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:37,560 Speaker 1: but didn't cost me a dime. What Chris, What Chris 496 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,640 Speaker 1: is such a child. I didn't need a cell phone 497 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,640 Speaker 1: to pretend like I had an important call, Chris. I 498 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,360 Speaker 1: just said, I forgot something. I forgot something at the house. 499 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,880 Speaker 1: My mom's sick. You can always use your mom, Chris. 500 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 1: You've probably already discovered this world. But when you're when 501 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,800 Speaker 1: you have a new kid, you can always use your 502 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,720 Speaker 1: kid to get out of things. Of course you do 503 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,280 Speaker 1: this all the time. I'm sure you do. I've used 504 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,960 Speaker 1: it for years now that my kids are too old 505 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,040 Speaker 1: for that. I mean, I can't say, well, Luke has 506 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 1: a cold, he's fifteen, here's a bottle of water, go 507 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: to bed. You know I don't have to be there 508 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:21,640 Speaker 1: for him. Now. You can use your parents, though, Hey 509 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: my mom has a sore throat. I gotta look after 510 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,080 Speaker 1: my mom. As soon as the kids were coming out 511 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: of that excuse part, I entered into the parents excuse part. 512 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,400 Speaker 3: Glorious and now here's a headline go you know, you know. 513 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:43,640 Speaker 1: The thing headlines we didn't get to. Trump deputies approved 514 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,280 Speaker 1: sixty five thousand more h two b visa workers. We 515 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,560 Speaker 1: still have a long way to go to get the 516 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 1: legal ones out too. Federal authorities file additional charges against 517 00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,960 Speaker 1: Chinese linked biolab in Central California. Remember women, the Chinese 518 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,000 Speaker 1: were just recently caught trying to poison the food supply. 519 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,320 Speaker 1: Now there's a bio lab that even apparently had a 520 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:12,640 Speaker 1: container labeled ebola. That's not ideal. Kids are organizing virtual 521 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 1: ice raids on roadblocks, and I've never been more proud 522 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 1: Dag Gone. As I've told you before, the next generation, 523 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:25,080 Speaker 1: people think I'm bad, people think I'm hardcore. They are 524 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,400 Speaker 1: going to make me look like a gigantic sissy. I 525 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:34,120 Speaker 1: love these kids. US military shoots down Iranian drone approaching 526 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:38,399 Speaker 1: the USS Abraham Lincoln. Well, that drone should have known 527 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 1: better than to approach Abraham Lincoln. Of course he was 528 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,279 Speaker 1: gonna gun it down, that's all