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Speaker 1: One of the most listened to your top Fortay morning

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Speaker 1: radio shows in the country. Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're a very, very funny guy.

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Speaker 2: I've been listening here in New York for a long time.

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Speaker 1: Say hello to Elvis n This is Elvis drain in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Smiling. Stephen's on the line.

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Speaker 3: Hey Steven, Hey Alvis, Hey guys, Hey there.

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Speaker 1: Annie, so smiling. Stephen is our Q oneoh two Philadelphia producer,

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Speaker 1: and he's an old friend of ours and he's just

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Speaker 1: the best guy. But I heard a story about your

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Speaker 1: love life. Is it okay to talk about this on

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Speaker 1: the air, of course? Well, no, no hesitation. What's so

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Speaker 1: you met someone and you planned a date. How did

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Speaker 1: you meet this guy?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 5: Hinge hinge?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, And you said meet me at a

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Speaker 1: certain place at a certain time or did he say.

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Speaker 5: That he proposed seven o'clock Sunday night, meet me at

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Speaker 5: a bar. So I get there seven o'clock Sunday night,

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Speaker 5: thirty minutes away, get there and he's not there. So

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Speaker 5: I kind of wait by the door, text him say hey,

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Speaker 5: you know, got you know? Are you on your way?

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Speaker 5: Don't hear anything? Five minutes later, I'm like, you know what,

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Speaker 5: I'm going to get a table. I'll get a drink,

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Speaker 5: you know, no worries. So I'm like, I'm by the table.

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Speaker 5: You know, you'll be able to see me. Like I'm

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Speaker 5: right by the door.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Steven, So how many texts in are you at

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Speaker 1: this point? Saying? Hey, yo, here's what's going on?

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Speaker 5: Three or four?

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Speaker 1: Okay? What and what time is it? Past seven o'clock?

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Speaker 5: Seven ten, seven fifteen? At this point, I'm like, every

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Speaker 5: five minutes, I'm kind of hey, you know, I just

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Speaker 5: ordered something, you know, can't wait to see you. And

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Speaker 5: then like seven twenty kind of rolls around and I'm like, uh,

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Speaker 5: are you there? Still haven't heard anything?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 5: Totally silent.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So how many texts are you in at seven twenty?

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Speaker 5: I would say six At this point, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, you know, your iPhone's starting to smell like desperation

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Speaker 1: at this.

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Speaker 5: I know, but I'm also kind of like I've already

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Speaker 5: made the trick all the way out here, like I

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Speaker 5: don't want to just being here by myself, like I

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Speaker 5: could have done other things on a Sunday night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So at this point you're looking around, how many

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Speaker 1: people in the bar.

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Speaker 5: It's crowded, and the worst thing is there's people waiting

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Speaker 5: for seats. So there I am sitting at a table

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Speaker 5: by myself with the menu and there's all these people like,

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Speaker 5: why isn't he ordering anything?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so now, okay, what time is it?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 1: Bring me up to date.

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Speaker 5: It is seven thirty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so thirty minutes late. Not only is he not there,

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Speaker 1: he hasn't replied to one text.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he hasn't replied to anything. So at this point

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Speaker 5: I turned to the waitress and I'm like, I think

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Speaker 5: I'm being stood up. And she turns to me and

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Speaker 5: she's like, well, you know, hopefully tomorrow will be a

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Speaker 5: better day and.

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Speaker 1: Get back on that horse and ride exactly all right.

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Speaker 5: And so she she comes by and she's like, well,

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Speaker 5: do you want to order anything? And at this point

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Speaker 5: it's like, you know what, I'm not hungry. I'd rather

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Speaker 5: or something. So she's like, don't worry about the drink,

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Speaker 5: it's on the house. She felt so bad.

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Speaker 1: You got a pittycock taisk Yeah exactly, all right, Well

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Speaker 1: so did you okay, so what time did you leave?

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Speaker 1: He was supposed to meet you at seven, and you walked.

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Speaker 5: Out the door at seven thirty five.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the question is how long is appropriate to

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Speaker 1: wait for your date, even if you haven't and even

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Speaker 1: if even heard from them, you're like, they're totally I mean,

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Speaker 5: A little bit of like I felt like this is

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Speaker 5: it was like, you know what, it's a good warning

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Speaker 8: To be like, and do not go out with him

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Speaker 8: if he text you and says sorry one another chance.

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Speaker 9: Ah oh oh, no, opposite, you set up that date

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Speaker 9: and then stand him up.

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Speaker 1: Sisterly advice from God Danielle one says, do not date him,

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Speaker 1: says call him out on the day. Okay. So Uh, subsequently,

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Speaker 1: what happened? Did did you ever hear from him?

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Speaker 5: Yes, he texts me like an hour later when I'm

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Speaker 5: and didn't give an excuse, didn't give anything.

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Speaker 7: He went home.

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Speaker 1: Here to satisfy morning. Right. Well, you know you said

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Speaker 1: it yourself. You probably figured him out early. And I

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Speaker 1: have another Stephen get the best with Wendy's new cinnabon.

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Speaker 1: How are you so? Hello, lady? So Stephen, you got

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Speaker 1: stood up last night on a date I did.

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Speaker 10: Well, it wasn't necessarily a date this guy and now

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Speaker 10: were I just got broken up with a week and

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Speaker 10: a half ago and we were together for five years

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Speaker 10: and I was supposed to hang out with this guy

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Speaker 10: just to catch up. I hadn't seen him in like

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Speaker 1: God, it just doesn't pay to be again.

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Speaker 9: Steven identified the problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta change. Did you ever hear from him? Did

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Speaker 1: he ever say, oh, sorry, I was asleep or what?

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Speaker 1: What was it?

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Speaker 10: No, I should have I should have called you guys sooner,

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Speaker 10: because I was debating whether or not I should text

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Speaker 10: Or should I just leave it alone.

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Speaker 1: It's it's his move, you know. And by the way, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what. Life is too short and too precious

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Speaker 1: into and it's worth it too much for you to

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Speaker 1: their chance and they move on, you know, Steven, you

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Speaker 1: deserve better, And thank you for listening to a Steven

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Speaker 1: Steven number two of course every day.

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Speaker 10: Thank you, Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: And smiling Stephen, you know what, move on and I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming you've moved on.

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Speaker 8: He's a thing. It's a first date. You're supposed to

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Speaker 8: be excited about a first date and the possibilities not

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Speaker 8: fall asleep on the.

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Speaker 5: Couch no, No, well, joke's on him. I'm going on

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Speaker 11: So yeah, I fear that something else happened.

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Speaker 12: Smiling Stephen.

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Speaker 11: I think this guy might have shown up, seen you,

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Speaker 11: and then dipped.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, he probably like, okay, not my type.

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Speaker 3: Adorable, very adorable, then be nice, looks Steve or Stephen

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Speaker 3: is the best and he saw him on the app right, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's not like it's not a surprise.

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Speaker 14: No.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know there are people out there that set

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Speaker 12: Evil.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, so yeah, we moved on beyond that guy. Done.

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Speaker 1: All right, So you go out on your date tonight,

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Speaker 1: and God, he better show.

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Speaker 5: Up otherwise I'll give you another call.

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Speaker 1: It's true, all right, Stephen, best of luck to you.

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Speaker 1: I love you. So oh he's the best. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: love him now. He's a total catch. So okay, question,

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Speaker 1: what is the proper amount of time to wait for someone?

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you I would probably wait. I don't know.

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Speaker 9: So I feel like in twenty twenty, there are so

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Speaker 9: many ways to communicate with somebody that if you haven't

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Speaker 9: we have a date. It's and hey, I'm on the

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Speaker 9: Ten minutes with out of text back? Yeah, in ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: There are circumstances. I don't know why you can't text back,

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Speaker 1: going to give it thirty. Is that too much? That's perfect?

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Speaker 8: Thirty, I'm with you.

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Speaker 1: Gandhi's shaking her head. She's like, no, I.

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Speaker 9: Am very intolerant about this kind of stuff and you

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Speaker 9: should be. Yeah, ten minutes and I'm out, all right?

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Speaker 8: But if I with you elvis It really does depend

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Speaker 8: on what they look like. This shallow, but if it's

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Speaker 1: Give them, Gandhi. If they're hot, give the thirteen minutes.

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Speaker 9: All right, just mogue, it's thirteen minutes.

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Speaker 16: Wait an hour, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I Scott Melancholy, all of a sudden, I'm about to

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Speaker 1: about it. And if you had one of these growing up,

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Speaker 1: You're immediately going to go into a space that I'm

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Speaker 1: going to put you in. Are you ready? Okay?

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Speaker 17: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Do you still think about your childhood dog?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I know.

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Speaker 8: Huh.

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Speaker 9: I didn't have a dog, but I had a bird

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Speaker 9: and I loved him so much. Chummy was the greatest

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Speaker 9: little friend ever. He would sit on my shoulder and

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Speaker 9: go everywhere with me. He was wonderful.

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Speaker 1: I think if smudge Pot, Smudgepot was our dog.

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Speaker 9: That's such a cute name.

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Speaker 1: What about you frog? You immediately went, oh I did.

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Speaker 18: I had a Cocker Spaniel growing up. His name was Alex.

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Speaker 18: And the reason his name was Alex you realize things

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Speaker 18: from Stros the beer commercial. I think my dad had

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Speaker 1: I think you're highly allergic. Yeah. I think of all

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Speaker 1: I can't get you a cat. It does to mommy.

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Speaker 9: And now I'm thinking about when I lost Chummy and

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Speaker 9: Yeah. I was at a sleepover. My mom showed up

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Speaker 1: Nate talk to Patrick on twenty four Oh Hi Patrick,

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Speaker 1: what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 6: I actually am in a very unique perspective because I

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Speaker 1: You do, what kind of pet is it?

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Speaker 6: It was a Readier slider turtle I got from my

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so how old is he now?

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Speaker 21: He's twenty eight.

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Speaker 6: I'm thirty six years old.

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Speaker 9: Oh so incredible to be like a hundred Right, You're

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Speaker 6: Great, yeah, my uh we actually brought my moved in

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Speaker 1: I know that turtle has history, that turtle has miled,

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't want to be behind that turtle

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Speaker 1: what a great story, and you have a great day.

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Speaker 1: You do that, you take care, bye bye. I love

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Speaker 1: I talk to Maggie on twenty three. You've got great

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Speaker 1: stuff going on today, Nate. Hi, Maggie, Hi, Elba.

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Speaker 22: We're doing?

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Speaker 1: How are we doing? Are we okay? I think we're okay?

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Speaker 1: What's going on, Maggie?

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Speaker 17: Okay? So Nate called me because I texted in about

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Speaker 17: how I often think about my one eared lop bunny.

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Speaker 17: She had one ear. That's a different story, but my

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Speaker 17: grandma Actually, no, no, no, I want to hear back up.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear this story. How did your rabbit

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Speaker 17: So I so she was a lop eared bunny. So

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Speaker 17: they have like the floppy ears, right, and so one

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Speaker 17: Well, the guy said, oh, it's the ear died. It

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Speaker 23: It died.

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Speaker 17: And if you don't get it amputated it'll crinkle off

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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, I don't mean to last, but.

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Speaker 15: It's all right.

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Speaker 17: When I was in seventh grade.

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Speaker 1: Right now, So you had an ear act to me

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Speaker 17: So so then so then her? So she had one

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Speaker 24: But she was adorable.

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Speaker 17: But she was also morbidly obese. And you want to

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Speaker 17: know the reason why is because she liked these yogurt

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Speaker 17: But she liked these yogurt drop treats. And every time

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Speaker 17: she would give her a treat. And you only supposed

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Speaker 17: a It was awful.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, this poor rabbit. See, I'm sorry I brought

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Speaker 17: It's all right, listen, I you know it's it's I'm

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, don't let grandmother near your rabbit.

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Speaker 25: Well.

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Speaker 17: The thing is, my sister brings her dog over and

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Speaker 17: she always gives the dog treats. I'm like, you got

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bad, bad. Well, look I hope you have a

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Speaker 17: Thank you, Elvis, Maggie.

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Speaker 1: I love talking to you. Have a beautiful today. I'll

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Speaker 1: never eat a potato chip ever.

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Speaker 15: Yet was awful?

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Speaker 22: Right?

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Speaker 17: I couldn't believe that description.

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Speaker 1: I love it. All right, Maggie, you have a great day.

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Speaker 1: I love you too. So there I get there. I

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Speaker 1: go bringing up bringing past pet experiences. I'm sorry, what

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Speaker 26: Slash eq Elvis d Aran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 16: Elvista ran in the Morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, so what do you want to talk about?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about how Gandhi's bed broke

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Speaker 1: because your boyfriend was in town and they they banged

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Speaker 1: it up.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I feel like that's the story. Nailed it,

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Speaker 9: Yes you did.

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Speaker 27: So.

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Speaker 1: Look we got of bad breaks.

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Speaker 9: Okay. So when I moved into the apartment and they

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Speaker 9: set up the bed frame, they did it a little janky,

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Speaker 9: So I'm gonna start there.

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Speaker 1: I think you're full of CROs Okay, Okay, I'll give

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Speaker 9: It started there, and then every time he comes over,

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Speaker 9: it gets progressively worse, and this thing is now broken

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Speaker 9: like it's it's the bottom. The support part is just

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Speaker 9: and he put it all by himself. He did it

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Speaker 9: when I was gone, which I appreciate it. I actually

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Speaker 9: think it's super sexy when people are handy. However, while

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Speaker 1: Well, we have several stories going here. Yes, first story

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Speaker 1: is you and your boyfriend broke your bed. Let's just

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Speaker 1: call it what it is. And secondly, he found something underneath. Yes, OK,

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Speaker 1: we get what did he find underneath?

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Speaker 9: He found a toy, a toy toy that was gifted

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Speaker 1: Why was it under your bed?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, because it was.

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Speaker 9: In a bag full of stuff to give away to

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Speaker 8: Whoah, I bring those dicks home with me.

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Speaker 9: I bring everything home with me.

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Speaker 1: So it's under your bed. I find it suspicious. It's

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Speaker 9: So we put it on top of this bear on

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Speaker 9: this is how you really broke the bed. I know it.

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Speaker 1: You can't break a bed with a vibrator, No, but

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Speaker 1: you can break it with a boy. You can't vibrate

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Speaker 1: a bed to smither y. Yeah, so he broke the bed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's his fault or yours or you know whoever.

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Speaker 9: Bed frame broken because of him, not me.

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Speaker 1: But then while he's fixing the bed frame. He finds

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Speaker 1: your toy. Yes, it's your toy. Was it unwrapped?

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Speaker 15: Uh?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I think so?

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Speaker 16: Why was it way?

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Speaker 13: Way? Way?

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Speaker 8: Brought it home for other people? What other people are

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Speaker 9: I mean, I guess I never thought about that part,

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Speaker 1: So it gives me. It gets me to think it like,

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Speaker 1: what have you broken? Not body parts, but like furniture

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Speaker 9: Oh, I bet there's so many things that have broken.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I know that coach to boy. Josh and

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Speaker 1: come here for a second. I want to let him

448
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Speaker 1: tell the story. Okay, because it's happened to me too,

449
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Speaker 1: but not in the same restaurant a restroom.

450
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Speaker 9: But you're not you're really not interested in people with

451
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Speaker 9: broken body parts too. Yeah, No, let's talk about okay.

452
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Speaker 1: Surfaces high coast. Wow, is okay to talk about this?

453
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Speaker 1: What am I walking in? Do you remember the remember

454
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Speaker 1: that restaurant? Ivy's the little bathroom. So you you were

455
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Speaker 1: with a girl in one of those little bathrooms at

456
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Speaker 1: Ivy's down the street, the restaurant used to go to

457
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Speaker 1: all the time, and you actually were doing it on

458
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Speaker 1: the sink, and what happened.

459
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Speaker 28: Right, I sat in the sink and it fell off

460
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Speaker 28: the wall exactly.

461
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Speaker 12: Yeah.

462
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so he told me that story. This happened to

463
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Speaker 1: me too at a place, not that same place, but yeah,

464
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Speaker 1: the sak came off the wall.

465
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Speaker 8: Those sinks are not very dirty, no, for.

466
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Speaker 18: You to put your ass on then for you to

467
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Speaker 18: wash your hands in.

468
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Speaker 1: Not even not even thinking about it. I mean, that's

469
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Speaker 1: not even a thought.

470
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Speaker 28: Yeah, And I was like, I just leaned up against

471
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Speaker 28: it and it was in the silver, like this metal thing,

472
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Speaker 28: and it came down and water went everywhere. I ran

473
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Speaker 28: to the bar, closed out out and got the hell

474
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Speaker 28: out of there quickly.

475
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Speaker 1: They've since gone out of business. And it happened to

476
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Speaker 1: me in another place, and there wasn't there wasn't really

477
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Speaker 1: a water problem because I turned the thing off. But yeah,

478
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Speaker 1: sometimes you you know, you're sitting on the sink in

479
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Speaker 1: a restaurant or a bar in my case, and.

480
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Speaker 8: It falls off the wall, right, Sometimes and.

481
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Speaker 1: Then then Gandhi breaks the bed, break your bed. We're

482
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Speaker 1: a violent, violent shot.

483
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Speaker 9: Sunday fun day before it was broken, did you have

484
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Speaker 9: a good time?

485
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Speaker 1: It was a great sunday.

486
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Speaker 9: It was a yeah, yeah, before I broke my bed,

487
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Speaker 9: best time.

488
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Speaker 1: Whatever thing. You broke a bead, you know what. You

489
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Speaker 1: can replace a sink, you can replace a bed, you

490
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Speaker 1: can absolutely. Come on, Daniel, I've.

491
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Speaker 8: Never we've never broken anything.

492
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Speaker 9: Then you know the day is young and get into

493
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Speaker 9: this adventure.

494
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Speaker 1: Hop on a piece of furniture that looks like it's

495
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Speaker 1: on his last legs. It's a good thing.

496
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Speaker 18: Nate didn't break anything when he was doing it by

497
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Speaker 18: your microphone on your control board.

498
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Speaker 13: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: Yea.

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Speaker 11: The buddy of mine died the hood of his CenTra.

501
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Speaker 11: He was in the woods with his girlfriend, and you

502
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Speaker 11: were doing it.

503
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Speaker 1: On the doing someone on us CenTra the Wow, good

504
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Speaker 1: morning Catherine, Hi, well Catherine. Then welcome to the show.

505
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Speaker 1: And then so Catherine has a history of breaking beds.

506
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Speaker 5: I do.

507
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Speaker 29: In college, I broke my bed multiple times with my boyfriend.

508
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Speaker 1: Wow. Now it was just just a cheaply constructed bed

509
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Speaker 1: or was it just you know what I'm saying?

510
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Speaker 29: Yeah, it was a pretty cheap bed. Didn't pay too

511
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Speaker 29: much for it. And uh, I'm not very good at

512
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Speaker 29: building bed frame, so I probably built it the wrong

513
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Speaker 29: way I know.

514
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Speaker 1: But you know, a bed should be able to withstand

515
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Speaker 1: some sort of force. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying.

516
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Speaker 8: For college bed, you get a che.

517
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Speaker 1: But you got you broke it twice twice.

518
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Speaker 29: Yeah, my boyfriend fixed it the first time, and then

519
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Speaker 29: the second time it broke for good and we were

520
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 29: not able to fix it. So we just threw out

521
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 29: the bed frame and we were sleeping on the mattress

522
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Speaker 29: on the floor.

523
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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know you can't break an air mattress. Let's

524
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: use just a poke a hole in it, all right, Catherine,

525
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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm oh my gosh, I'm getting all these visuals.

526
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Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.

527
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, I love these visuals.

528
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Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, hey, Cassie.

529
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Speaker 24: Hello, Hello.

530
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Speaker 1: So you were doing it on your new dryer as

531
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Speaker 1: in washer dryer. Ye, what happened?

532
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Speaker 30: I don't I'm not too sure. I was on top

533
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Speaker 30: of it, and when when we were done, I noticed

534
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Speaker 30: the dent in the top of it.

535
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Speaker 1: Somehow you did a steel drying.

536
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 30: You're good to get the dent out, but it's still there,

537
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Speaker 30: so I'll forever remember it.

538
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Speaker 1: I know every time you dry your clothes, you're taking

539
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Speaker 1: back to that time.

540
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Speaker 9: It's a personality, right right?

541
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Speaker 1: How many loads? I'm sorry? Thank you, Cassie. You can

542
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Speaker 1: hang up on me. I don't blame you. Hi, Chris

543
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 1: ih So it wasn't furnished, broke you broke your glasses?

544
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Speaker 1: How did you break your glasses while doing it?

545
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 31: So?

546
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Speaker 32: I have had a date with a crush. I had

547
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 32: had a year's long crush on this girl, and I

548
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 32: had an eye appointment that day. I had my Oakley glasses.

549
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 25: I was really exciting.

550
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Speaker 31: I actually see right.

551
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Speaker 32: I get over there and I put them down, said,

552
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Speaker 32: be sure not to break these, please, I can't see.

553
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 32: She knocks them in the floor. She gets out of

554
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Speaker 32: bed because she got clean up. She steps on them

555
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Speaker 32: and I didn't even look at him. She goes like,

556
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 32: you should probably just go ahead and leave.

557
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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me ask you a question. Was it worth it?

558
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Speaker 32: I went back the next night and we broke the

559
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Speaker 32: flats and the bed support.

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Speaker 1: I love I love our listeners. I love everyone on

561
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Speaker 1: our show. We're very violent. We're very violent.

562
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 9: Yeah, I like to think passionate, engaged.

563
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: Yes, by the way, I.

564
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Speaker 8: Know we're not talking about going to the hospital from Sex,

565
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Speaker 8: but there is that show on TLC Sex sent Me

566
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Speaker 8: to the e r y. It's very good.

567
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Speaker 9: There's always a penile fracture.

568
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Speaker 1: Yes, those are great and I love that show. But

569
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Speaker 1: I think they should have a show about broken furniture. Yeah,

570
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: they just show furniture out by the by the street.

571
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Speaker 1: I broke my desk waiting for someone to go pick

572
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Speaker 1: it up and take it away.

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Speaker 26: This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis ter

574
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Speaker 26: Ran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have let's do a segment called let me

576
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Speaker 1: speak to the manager, and if you want to complain

577
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: about something you hear on the show, come to me

578
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Speaker 1: and let let's let's talk it out like you.

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Speaker 18: Well, every can every listener be either Karen or Carl

580
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Speaker 18: or whether you want Karen and ke.

581
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sometimes you got to speak to the manager.

582
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 1: I will be the manager and we'll see what happens.

583
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 1: But I love people they go on line They're like,

584
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm so offended. I'm going to talk to your superior. Okay, okay,

585
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't think we have one, but go find one. Okay,

586
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: all right, you know there is a big complaint by

587
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,199
Speaker 1: the way, a lot of people listen to us on demand,

588
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: you know, Elvis string Morning Show on demand. We don't

589
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: play music there. And the reason why people don't like this,

590
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 1: but it's true, it's because of licensing. We would have

591
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,879
Speaker 1: to pay a buttload of money if every time you

592
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 1: played a song on the Elvis Dran Show on demand channel.

593
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Speaker 1: So there you go.

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Speaker 8: Oh I didn't know that.

595
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Speaker 1: Oh wait, I have someone named Karen who wants to

596
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Speaker 1: speak to the manager line too. Let's go talk to Karen. Hey, Karen,

597
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: how are you good morning? Welcome to letting me speak

598
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Speaker 1: to the manager. This is Elvis drand the manager speaking.

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Speaker 33: Yes, Manager, Elvis Duran say that I love your show

600
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 33: and your whole team. And when you first came on

601
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 33: in Vermont, I wasn't sure if I was going to

602
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 33: like it or not because I'd never had a syndicated

603
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 33: show to listen to in the morning, and I didn't

604
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 33: know how that was going to work without local people

605
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 33: telling me what was going on locally. But all of

606
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Speaker 33: you are so hilarious. You have such a great dynamic

607
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 33: and your non judgmental and I just love everything. I

608
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 33: would say prior to today, my only complaint would be

609
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 33: that I could never get through when I call and

610
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Speaker 33: I said a little prayer, and.

611
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Speaker 34: Here we are.

612
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Speaker 1: See the power of prayers. It's very real. But wait, Karen,

613
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Speaker 1: hold on then, by the way, very sweet what you

614
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: just said. It wore our hearts. But there's got to

615
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Speaker 1: be a complaint.

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Speaker 9: We need a complaint here, come on something, Come.

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Speaker 1: On, by the way, we're syndicated. I didn't know we're

618
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Speaker 1: I don't even know where we are Vermont. We're on

619
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Speaker 1: in Vermont. Did you know we're on in Toronto?

620
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Speaker 33: I did because I listened to you. Yes I did.

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Speaker 1: Did you know? I know we're on in Miami, We're

622
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Speaker 1: on in Des Moines. We're give me the list of stations. Wrong, go.

623
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Speaker 12: But I don't know.

624
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Richmond, We're on everywhere. Well look, I'm glad you're

625
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: listening to us, and thanks for listening. I wish you

626
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Speaker 1: had a complaint. We're going to find a complaint. We'll

627
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Speaker 1: get one on for you soon, Karen. I promise, it's

628
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: great hearing from you. Even though we don't have a complaint.

629
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Speaker 9: Still have no I know what a bummer, uh.

630
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Speaker 1: Mister manager. The question is I heart is a million

631
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Speaker 1: dollar corporation. Why are you always scrounging to put money

632
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: in the free money photo.

633
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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a good question.

634
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 8: If you guys have no idea that Elvis actually Venmo

635
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 8: Scottie bet whatever we give away, I know.

636
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 1: Here's another, uh, another complaint to the manager. I have

637
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: a complaint. You don't have a fart and vomit talk.

638
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm a nurse and I need more.

639
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 8: I told you all right.

640
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: Now the complaints you're coming out. Turn that off, got it?

641
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: I wanted more. I was giving her what she want. Sorry,

642
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: let's go to the line seventeen. Rachel, Yes, Rachel, let

643
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: me speak to the manager. That's the name of this segment.

644
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: What can we do for you?

645
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Speaker 31: Well, I have a significant issue, okay, which is that

646
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Speaker 31: I think it is unconscionable that you are employing an

647
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Speaker 31: alleged serial killer.

648
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Speaker 1: That's true, we do. We don't have proof, but we

649
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: are somewhat convinced that Nate has killed people.

650
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I haven't.

651
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: I'm not a murderer.

652
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 27: Okay, Okay, saying here, I've been listening since I was thirteen,

653
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Speaker 27: and I am thirty something now, and this has been

654
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Speaker 27: going on for many many years, and I just have

655
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Speaker 27: to say I find that concerning.

656
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: But you know that he could.

657
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Speaker 8: Blame it on the alien probe because if you remember,

658
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 8: he thinks he was probe by aliens at one point.

659
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 8: So maybe the alien probe made him murder people.

660
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Speaker 1: Yeaf like a likely story, a likely story, all right, Rachel,

661
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: you know we're waiting for him to slip up. We're

662
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: waiting to catch him. We do think that straight Night

663
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: is a serial killer. As soon as we find out more,

664
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Speaker 1: we'll let you know. I promise. Until then, I can't

665
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Speaker 1: fire him because I'll get sued, you know. Oh God,

666
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: thank you, Rachel. Thanks for listening to it. All right,

667
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Speaker 1: let's see, let me speak to the manager. I have

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Speaker 1: a complaint. You're not on Serious XIM anymore. No, they

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Speaker 1: pulled the plug on us. All right, Well there's that.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to us otherways on the iHeartRadio app. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's see. You know the complaint, mister manager. Every time

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Speaker 1: there's a giveaway, I can't get through, says Kelly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Kelly, but that's you know what, that's how

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Speaker 1: the contesting works. I don't know my complaint to the manager.

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Speaker 1: Nate is a Debbie Downer. He's always negative. See line

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Speaker 1: six is David welcome to uh let me speak to

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Speaker 1: the manager. It's Elvis Train, your manager speaking. What can

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Speaker 1: I do for you?

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Speaker 27: David?

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Speaker 2: Good morning?

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Speaker 35: How are you?

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Speaker 1: We're doing well? Thank you? What can we do for you?

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00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm the manager today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I caught up out a year ago this year

685
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Speaker 2: of my way Law surgery, and I spoke to you

686
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Speaker 2: because I know.

687
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Speaker 6: You had a surgery.

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Speaker 35: And he's like, I think I was offered a T

689
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Speaker 35: shirt and I never received him in.

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Speaker 1: A year on year and Scotty B hasn't sent you

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Speaker 1: your T shirt. Scotty, Well, okay, what size you?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 29: I mean Parie Larne, but.

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Speaker 2: I mean I never complained.

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Speaker 35: I love your show, but it.

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Speaker 13: Just it wasn't me.

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Speaker 1: I did, listen, hold on.

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Speaker 36: I didn't start sending stuff out until the pandemic started.

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Speaker 36: Nobody else was in the building. Every time somebody wins something,

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Speaker 36: I send it that day. All we have to do

701
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 36: is send him a shirt. We don't have any, but

702
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 36: we want a shirt fair and square. And now we

703
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 36: don't have any shirts. We have the bootleg shirts from

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Speaker 36: that lady. I'll send him one of those I mean,

705
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 36: we're gonna send.

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Speaker 8: You a bootleg shirt.

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00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 9: Those are cool.

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00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: These are great. You can't get them anywhere because their

709
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Speaker 1: botleg David. Hold on a second, thanks for calling. Let

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Speaker 1: me speak to the manager, is Carly? Yes, Carly, welcome

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00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: to let me speak to the manager. I'm Elvis Duran,

712
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: your manager on duty. What can I do for you?

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Speaker 31: Hi, Elvis drand I really need to speak to you.

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Speaker 25: I don't think you guys do enough segments about mayonnaise anymore.

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00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 29: I always love listening.

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00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 31: To Danielle throwing up every time you guys talked about maynise.

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00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: Danielle. See Danielle. Actually, if she just sits there and

718
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: thinks about many as she will, she will starts, she

719
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: will throw up. It's the strangest thing.

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Speaker 29: Danielle me personally in a potato salad and doubled eggs.

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Speaker 1: And goes here, goes Danielle.

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Speaker 13: As she does.

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Speaker 1: That's not fake, that's very that's very real.

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00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 9: Oh no, you guys really did it.

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00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: This is not nice, all right, Danielle.

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00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 18: What if you went to like a fast food restaurant

727
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 18: and you got like a coke and they handed it

728
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 18: to you. You thought it was a milkshake and you

729
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 18: went to Scott blirt the straw and it was mayonnaise.

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00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: What about males left out in the sun? You feel

731
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Speaker 1: about that?

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Speaker 13: All right?

733
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Speaker 1: There you go. No reason to complain now, Carl, who

734
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Speaker 1: just gave you a segment based Thank you, thanks for

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Speaker 1: let me speak to manage.

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Speaker 18: Please hold Daniel, What if you put mayonnaise in a

737
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 18: pot and you boiled it and he like bubbled and

738
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 18: splattered over?

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Speaker 1: All right, we got to move on. Thanks for listening

740
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: to let me speak to the manager.

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Speaker 26: Need fifteen more minutes of Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

742
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Speaker 1: Good God, how'll we cram all these people in one room?

743
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Speaker 26: The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and extra fifteen minutes

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Speaker 26: of Elvis listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you

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Speaker 26: get your podcasts.

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Speaker 16: Elvis dan at the Morning Show.

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Speaker 16: Elvis Terrand Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

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Speaker 9: Elvis Duran is waiting for coffee? Is that he just

754
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 9: yelled down the hallway, I'm waiting for my coffee. I

755
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 9: may make the beginning of the break. I may not

756
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Speaker 9: roll without me.

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Speaker 8: That coffee machine is kind of slow.

758
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Speaker 9: It's very slow, especially if you get the cold brew

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Speaker 9: it's slower.

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00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 8: And then if you take the coffee away too soon,

761
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Speaker 8: it goes all over.

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Speaker 9: There's a lot going on, yeah, some extra time. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: and then there are always people there too, and you can't,

764
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Speaker 9: you know, jump ahead of them. And I'm on the air.

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Speaker 9: Everybody here's on the air, so bummer. So what do

766
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Speaker 9: you guys want to do till he gets back? Oh

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Speaker 9: he's back. We're done.

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Speaker 13: Hey, I gotta tell you.

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Speaker 1: I was listening to you guys down the hallway. That

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Speaker 1: coffee maker takes forever, you know. Sorry about that, but

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Speaker 1: you guys sound great.

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Speaker 7: Hey.

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Speaker 1: We didn't really do much, no, but you had this chemistry.

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Speaker 9: Oh, it's like we worked together everything.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even have to be here.

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Speaker 9: Oh, don't even start that anyway.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, I'm just Gandhi and I have

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Speaker 1: a date every morning at like five thirty right is

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Speaker 1: five thirty ish. We go way down the hallway to

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Speaker 1: that coffee room and we get coffee together and we

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Speaker 1: talk about the events of the night whatever. So there's

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Speaker 1: a new microwave oven in there, brand new, and someone

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Speaker 1: printed this on their printer and it said, and they

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Speaker 1: taped it to the door of the microwave oven. It says,

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Speaker 1: please all capitals, please do not microwave fish in here.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, kay. And I'm thinking, oh my god, let's

787
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Speaker 1: think this through. What happened. Someone obviously brought some fish

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Speaker 1: in from home or leftovers whatever, and warmed it up

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Speaker 1: in this microwave, and apparently it made the whole place

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Speaker 1: smell like you know, long John silvers or something. I

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00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: don't know. And so Gandhi's thought, as well, wait a minute.

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Speaker 9: What about the pescatarians or people who are not eating

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Speaker 9: meat for religious reasons? One day? Can they not come

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Speaker 9: and heat their food up here? And I'm very torn

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Speaker 9: about I want to know who put the sign up,

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Speaker 9: because I do not think it was like building management

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Speaker 9: or anyone like that. I think one person got their

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Speaker 9: panties in a bunch and decided to put the sign up.

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Speaker 9: So that's interesting.

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Speaker 2: To me.

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Speaker 9: But also, you know, like Scotty wants to heat of

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Speaker 9: his seafood pasta minus the seafood, and it's gonna smell

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Speaker 9: a little like fish. He shouldn't be allowed.

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Speaker 1: To eat day, we yelled at you. It was delicious. Well,

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00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: the whole place reeked of like old fish. Yeah, but

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00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: it doesn't anymore anyway, So exactly, So Gandhi's point was,

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00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: what about people that have fish and they want to

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00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: eat lunch? And why are they singled out?

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00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 9: Should they have a separate microwave?

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Speaker 1: What is this? So again the sign said, please do

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Speaker 1: not microwave fish in here, thank you. So I said,

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Speaker 1: let's go print up a retort. So I printed up

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00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: the follower feeling targeted, Where shall I warm my fish?

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00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 16: Well?

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00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 8: I wonder what they're going to write tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what is the etiquette there? I mean, look,

818
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 1: no one wants to smell like the smell of nasty fish,

819
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: or no one wants to smell burnt popcorn. You know

820
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: all those microwaveable odor things, right, but we do.

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Speaker 9: Well, I think what could end up happening? And this

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00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 9: will be interesting When that microwave was broken for a

823
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 9: week people figured out we have a secret microwave down here,

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Speaker 9: so everybody started coming down here to heat things up.

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Speaker 9: I wonder if the people who have been banned because

826
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Speaker 9: of the fish are going to come down here now

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Speaker 9: and use our mind.

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, we don't want that fishy

829
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 8: microwave over here, over here.

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Speaker 1: Where are you from the Bronx? Yes, but look, you

831
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Speaker 1: know what, Let's be honest. It may smell for a minute,

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Speaker 1: but the smell will dissipate, it will go away.

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Speaker 8: I think also though, when you put your food in

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Speaker 8: the microwave right after the fish, sometimes you feel like

835
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 8: your food's going to have that fishy I agree, and

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Speaker 8: I don't want that on my food.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well maybe I don't want the smell of your

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00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 1: macarny and cheese on my face exactly.

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Speaker 9: Or you know, if there's a vegetarian and there's a

840
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 9: scent of beef left in the microwave, maybe they don't.

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Speaker 1: Want that exactly.

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00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 9: It's a community microwave. I think everyone just has to

843
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 9: get over it.

844
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Speaker 1: I think you're right. Yeah, it's just weird to see.

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Speaker 8: I didn't even know there was a microwave there. By

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Speaker 8: the way, I've only found out this morning when I sple.

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Speaker 1: A note, I'm like, what, I didn't know either until

848
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Speaker 1: we saw the note. The note actually made it stand out.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I love passive aggressive memos that are

850
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Speaker 1: taped up in kitchens at office office places, whatever office buildings, whatever.

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00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: So feel free to text us yours.

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Speaker 9: I really just want to know who had the audacity

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Speaker 9: to put that up there, because again, you know it

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00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 9: wasn't the management. Someone got mad.

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Speaker 1: Us Just just type it out on your phone. We

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00:37:54,840 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: can't receive pictures on our text, so text like just

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Speaker 1: a general overlook what you've seen taped up in your

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00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: break room at work, because people do get really really

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Speaker 1: pissed off.

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Speaker 8: This happened on the office, remember with pam Oh put

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Speaker 8: that sign on the microwave, please clean up after you

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Speaker 8: use the microwave.

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00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 9: They got mad, But I mean that's that's different.

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Speaker 8: You should clean upout it.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Then, Danielle, what if we have like mayonnaise residues?

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Speaker 1: Exactly what's scary?

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Speaker 13: You know just what you were saying before.

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Speaker 11: I just don't think your fish may be my Mexican

869
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Speaker 11: food or like, what what Mexican food smells bad?

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Speaker 13: If that smells bad to me.

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Speaker 11: So you can't discriminate against fish people.

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Speaker 16: You can.

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Speaker 1: This is our point. It's true. God, what did you eat?

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Speaker 1: Because whatever whatever you have in your mouth, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: put a note on it. Your breath is kicking man coffee.

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00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: Oh God, you're right.

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Speaker 9: People bitch about Indian food all the time too, and

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Speaker 9: I love it.

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00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 1: I love it. I love the smell of Indian field.

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00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 8: So yeah, me too. But not everybody does.

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Speaker 1: Right, I know, but it's a community microwave, so I

882
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: don't know. You know, we work in this business in

883
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: radio and content audio content where you know, the sales

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00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: team they want us to reach a certain demographic. We

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00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: want females eighteen to forty nine. And you know my

886
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 1: answer to that is no, we want everyone. I don't

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Speaker 1: care how old, young girl, boy, man, woman, grandma. We

888
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: want everyone listening. Okay. But I do know for a

889
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: fact that if we had to rely on prisoners people

890
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: in prisons as our listening base, we'd be fine. We

891
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: have a lot of people who are incarcerated who listen

892
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: to our show.

893
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 9: I love that.

894
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: Hello, I love it, and I love talking about it

895
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: because I can use the word penal penal system and

896
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: I always used to say there is a magic about prison. If,

897
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: for instance, I if Alex had to go to prison,

898
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: at least I could sleep and not knowing where he

899
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: is right worrying he's not going to get out, He's

900
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: not going to get out. He's there anyway, Jay on

901
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 1: line twenty four, former prisoner in the New York State

902
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: prison system, and he's on with us. Now, Hey, Jay,

903
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: did you used to listen to us when you were

904
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 1: in the clink?

905
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 2: Yes, I did, And you guys have no idea how

906
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 2: much you helped me get through that. Seven years?

907
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: Wow, seven years. I can't imagine. I feel like we

908
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: just spent seven years since January with a stupid pandemic

909
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: or March or whatever.

910
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: We got it.

911
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: But anyway, so tell us, give us, give us an

912
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: idea of what it was like in prison and listening

913
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 1: to our show.

914
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 2: Well as crazy as it sounds, and I know a

915
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 2: lot of people know this, especially since the pandemic, that

916
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 2: you'd be amazed what you can get used to if

917
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 2: you know there's no other option. And so with that

918
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 2: being said, you know when I was in there, I,

919
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 2: first of all, I didn't know until I went away

920
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 2: that you guys syndicated. I didn't know how this all works.

921
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 2: So when I was in Fishville, which was my first thought,

922
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: I was like, how I heard somebody listening to the

923
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 2: show one morning when I was going out on a

924
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 2: trip to the hospital, and I'm like, hey, how do

925
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: you guys hear that up here? He's only one hundred

926
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 2: He says, Oh, he's syndicated. He's everywhere now, And so

927
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 2: right away I was in a much better move because

928
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: I've been listening to you since you were Elvister ran

929
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: in the Zoom Morning Zoo, you know, like I mean, yeah, so,

930
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 2: so long story short. I was telling people about the

931
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 2: show and what I like. I told Nate, one of

932
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 2: the guys in the dorm, who was kind of ran things,

933
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 2: big large man in the dreads, you're typical, you know

934
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: what everybody's afraid of when they go to prison. And

935
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, I'm you know, and people try to

936
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: act tougher than they are when they get up there,

937
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: and ah, well you know that's you know, he's gay.

938
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can listen to that. I'm

939
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 2: not all ever, dude, if that's what makes you feel

940
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 2: better to say, go ahead. So as the next the

941
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 2: next few days, I realized that he's like thing. At

942
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 2: the same time, I am so I know he's so

943
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 2: and it always happens to be when the phone top

944
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 2: is on. So one morning I'm like, hey, hey, bub

945
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 2: what are you listening to do over there? He's like,

946
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 2: why are you worried about what I'm listening to? I says,

947
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 2: I'm just curious because the other day we had a

948
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 2: conversation and you said you were too cool to listen

949
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 2: to that, and he just looks over at me and

950
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 2: he goes, hello, lady. So I'd like, I knew you

951
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: were listening. And it was one of the mornings that

952
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: Danielle was doing the Miss Marshall's phone top and then yeah,

953
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 2: and I think the next day Greg t was on

954
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 2: with Chelsea Handler showing him his private parts. So and uh, well, yeah,

955
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 2: you guys are great man. And like I said, you

956
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: guys definitely helped me get through my tongu because it

957
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 2: always kept me close to Hall, meaning Jay.

958
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: That's I love the Hello lady story. Even in prison,

959
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: some some big guy named Lara Marge.

960
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 2: Nobody goes by their names and everybody has to have

961
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 2: a jail name. So I was Jay rock. He was

962
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 2: Bubba and I'm like, it's not the boy. If that

963
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 2: isn't a cliche, I don't know what it is. Yeah,

964
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Bubba, what are you listening to?

965
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 32: To him?

966
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 2: And he said that I almost fell over laughing.

967
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: I love that.

968
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, you guys are great man. Keep doing

969
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: what you're doing.

970
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 29: Yeah.

971
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I think I came home.

972
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 2: I uh, I got engaged. Everything's been going good, but

973
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 2: you guys really helped me get through it.

974
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: Congratulations. We're gonna send you some Elvis Terra in morning

975
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: show Scrubs and I don't know if you need them,

976
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: but we're sending them anyway. Thanks to Hackensack Meridian and

977
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: I love your story. It's so good to hear from you.

978
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: And thanks for being our our disciple in the prison.

979
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: We need more listeners no matter where they are.

980
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:54,959
Speaker 2: Okay, absolutely, can I shout out absolutely? Hey Dave, Jay,

981
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 2: I love you and I'll see you later on today.

982
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: Oh perfect? All right, Jay, have a safe and thanks

983
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: for listening to us. We appreciate it absolutely.

984
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: I love you guys.

985
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: Hey. By the way, when you're in prison, is it

986
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: true can you talk to other people through the toilets.

987
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: When you're in the box, you can and you can

988
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 2: talk to them to the events.

989
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: So okay, just making sure that I need to know

990
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: before I get in there, right Yeah.

991
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,919
Speaker 2: Listen, Hey, you know you're gonna be well protected because

992
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 2: everybody loves you in there.

993
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: That sounds awesome. I feel pretty good about it now,

994
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: all right, Jay, Hold on one second, hold on one second.

995
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 1: There you go, Jay, Hello, lady in the prison, the toughest,

996
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: meanest man on the block. I love it, you know,

997
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: being in prison and being on the radios. But it's

998
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: we have similarities. I mean, we don't. No one here

999
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: uses their real name either. What are you gonna do?

1000
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: What's up? This is? This is Eldon jumps.

1001
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 12: Your in the Morning show.

1002
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: Come on, wake up.

1003
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 16: Wake up, Elvis dran in the Morning.

1004
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 15: Soon.

1005
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: I almost wigged out on a friend of mine this weekend.

1006
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 1: I look down my phone's ringing in its face time,

1007
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 1: and I didn't think about it. I pushed the button

1008
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: and of course it's down below. I got my chins

1009
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: hanging out oak like hammered dog crap in a in

1010
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: a produce bag from the from the grocery store. Does

1011
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: this Does this trigger you when people FaceTime you without

1012
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: setting it up to begin with what about you?

1013
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 9: It happened to me last night?

1014
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: What happened?

1015
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 9: And because of Casey, Casey, I hope you're listening. I

1016
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 9: will never answer another FaceTime call in my life.

1017
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: What happened?

1018
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 9: She facetimed me, and she did it like three times

1019
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 9: in a row, so I thought it was important. I'm like,

1020
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 9: oh man, what is going on? Casey? Must be an

1021
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 9: emergency situation. So I had on my face mask, a

1022
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 9: lip mask, my hair and like a hair net, looking crazy.

1023
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 9: And I answered she was at a table full of

1024
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 9: listeners who were the nicest people ever, but she just

1025
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 9: sprung that on me. And I answered the phone like that,

1026
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 9: looking like an idiot, the haggiest I have ever looked

1027
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 9: in my life. And there's a lovely table full of listeners.

1028
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: Never ever pick up a FaceTime call.

1029
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 9: Ever, Casey, have you lost your damn mind?

1030
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 8: He lost it first and said, Hey, can you got

1031
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 8: a minute FaceTime?

1032
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: FaceTime appointments? If you make an appointment with me, I

1033
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: will FaceTime you. And even then maybe not.

1034
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 8: Maybe not.

1035
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 9: It's like coming into your house. It's like she showed

1036
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 9: up at my front door with a house, like a

1037
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 9: table full of people didn't even tell me.

1038
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 11: Don't ever pick those up, my fat unannounced face times

1039
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 11: always lead to something bad and that and that happens

1040
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 11: to me too. I know somebody's on the other end

1041
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 11: with people I don't know, and they say, Hey, Skeary,

1042
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 11: somebody wants.

1043
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 13: To meet you. No, no things. Don't try and brag

1044
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 13: and pretend that you know me. Wow, call me ahead

1045
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 13: of time.

1046
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 9: As you said, this took such a turn.

1047
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 8: I don't don't pretend you know.

1048
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 13: Always in my underwear or sleepers.

1049
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: Never pick up FaceTime now, don't answer the phone.

1050
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 16: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

1051
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: Throughout the years, we've given you some clever phone taps.

1052
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: Not all of them are all about calling someone and

1053
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: pretending you're someone else and making them mad. Sometimes we

1054
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 1: get a little creative or translation. We prank call people

1055
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: with techniques we used as children. Today we'll see how

1056
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 1: that continues to be successful. Garrett is here, Hey, Garrett,

1057
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap all about?

1058
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 22: Well, Tammy wants to phone tap her mom, Roxy, who

1059
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 22: is super gullible by the way, So I decided it'll

1060
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 22: be fun to call up Roxy and record her voice

1061
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 22: based off a conversation I had and then call Roxy

1062
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 22: back and make her have a conversation with herself.

1063
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you called you, would you know it was

1064
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: you calling you. Let's see what Roxy does. Thank you,

1065
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: Garrettlet's see what it's all about.

1066
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 7: Today's phone tap? Hello?

1067
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: Excuse me?

1068
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 31: Hello?

1069
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 7: Hello?

1070
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: Can you hear me?

1071
00:47:59,320 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 37: Yes?

1072
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 38: I can hear you.

1073
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: Who is this?

1074
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 38: This is Roxy? Who's this?

1075
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 12: This is Thomas?

1076
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 38: What can I do for you?

1077
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: Can you hear me?

1078
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 7: Yeah? I can hear you.

1079
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 38: Can you hear me?

1080
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 12: I think we're breaking up?

1081
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 16: No, I can hear you.

1082
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 38: Just fine.

1083
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 7: Are you looking for Tammy?

1084
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: Is this Turwolf?

1085
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 12: No?

1086
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 38: No, No, you've got the wrong number.

1087
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 7: Sorry.

1088
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Yes, I'm looking for Chris.

1089
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 38: I just told you you have the wrong number.

1090
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: Will is Chris?

1091
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 7: There? No?

1092
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 37: I told you you have the wrong number. Hello, Hello, Hello,

1093
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 37: who's this?

1094
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 7: This is Foxy? Who's this? Uh?

1095
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 38: This is Roxy?

1096
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 7: Who's this? Who are you looking for?

1097
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 16: Uh?

1098
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 7: You called me? What can I do for you?

1099
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 38: You can't do anything for me?

1100
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 7: You called me? Who's this? Oh my god?

1101
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 16: Who is this? What do you want?

1102
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 7: Are you looking for Tammy? Oh my god?

1103
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 16: What is this?

1104
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 34: Crazy people day?

1105
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,240
Speaker 38: What the hell?

1106
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 7: This is Foxy? Who's this?

1107
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 38: Oh my god, we're gonna do this again. This is Roxy?

1108
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 7: Can you hear me? What?

1109
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 38: Hello?

1110
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 7: This is Foxy? Who's my god? Again? Now?

1111
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 38: I'm Roxy?

1112
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 7: Who the heck is this? What can I do for you?

1113
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: You called me?

1114
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 16: What the hell do you want?

1115
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 7: You have the wrong number?

1116
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 38: Oh, listen, you got the wrong number. Stop calling me.

1117
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 7: I just told you you have the wrong number.

1118
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 38: You're an Stop calling me?

1119
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 7: Are you looking for Tammy?

1120
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 16: I'm gonna report you.

1121
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 38: I'm not looking for Tim and looking for anybody. Leave

1122
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 38: me the hell alone.

1123
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 7: She's not here right now. You're not here right now?

1124
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 34: Lead me the hell?

1125
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 33: Hello?

1126
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,879
Speaker 7: What can I do for you?

1127
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 38: What if I just tell you?

1128
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 7: Stop calling me? What can you do for nan? Proxy?

1129
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 39: Who's this?

1130
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 7: Oh my god? Roxy? I just told you you have

1131
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 7: the wrong number.

1132
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 38: You've got the wrong number.

1133
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 7: No, I told you you have the wrong number.

1134
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 20: You know what?

1135
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 38: Hang up because I'm gonna call the police on you.

1136
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 7: This is ridiculous, Foxy? Who's this?

1137
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 5: No?

1138
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 7: I'm Roxy? Hello? What are you some kind of mom?

1139
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 38: Do you not understand the English? Stop calling me?

1140
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 7: No, No, You've got the wrong number.

1141
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 38: Sorry, listen, now you call anybody you called me?

1142
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 1: Hey? Roxy?

1143
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 23: Oh is this now, Roxy, my name's Gareth from Elvister

1144
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 23: Inn and the Morning Show, and along with your daughter Tammy,

1145
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 23: we just phone tapped you.

1146
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 16: Why are you hitting me?

1147
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: Well, you just phone tapped yourself.

1148
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 38: I'm gonna kill you both.

1149
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 8: Cammy, I'm gonna kick your app Cammy, I'm gonna kill you.

1150
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 21: Who is this?

1151
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 7: This is Roxy?

1152
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 27: Who's this?

1153
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 38: How very funny?

1154
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 2: Heart attack?

1155
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 7: Waiting to kill somebody?

1156
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 16: Elvis Duran's phone tap.

1157
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 28: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

1158
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 28: all participation the.

1159
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 26: Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in the

1160
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 26: Morning Show.

1161
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, have you ever cloaked? Anyone? Hear me out?

1162
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 8: That sounds a little wrong.

1163
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: No, okay, you've heard of you've heard of being ghosted,

1164
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: Like you go out with someone and then they just disappear.

1165
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: You never hear from him again. Cloaking is the ultimate.

1166
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 1: Not only do you not hear from them, but you're

1167
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: now cloaked. They block you from all social media. It's

1168
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: as if they don't even want you to know they

1169
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: exist anymore.

1170
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 9: Oh, like they just vanish off the planet.

1171
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 32: Poof.

1172
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 8: Yes, what the hell do you have to do to

1173
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 8: someone for them to do that?

1174
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: Well, you know, maybe nothing, you know what. Maybe you know,

1175
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: let's say you went on a first date and you

1176
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 1: did whatever you needed to do and you're like, Okay,

1177
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: I don't really have any need for them in my life. Again,

1178
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: I don't want any complications. I don't want them to

1179
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: even have a chance to get confused about what last

1180
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: night was about. I'm going to cloak them. They cannot

1181
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: get in touch with me, they can't find me on

1182
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 1: social media. I will disappear from the planet Earth.

1183
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 9: It's so brutal. That's such like mean dramatic way to

1184
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 9: address it.

1185
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: It's like the phantom Pooh. Yeah, you know the phantom Pooh. Yeah, yeah,

1186
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: when you go to Pooh then you look in there

1187
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: and there's nothing there. Right, It's like, where did it go?

1188
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: It's a cloaked Pooh. Anyway, So anyway, scary got cloaked.

1189
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: Ye oh, now who cloaked you?

1190
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 11: It was a while back, but this girl cloaked me

1191
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 11: after we met for the first time and she saw

1192
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 11: me and so we're gonna go to dinner, and then

1193
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 11: we went like, oh, you know what, let's go for

1194
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 11: coffee instead.

1195
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 13: So we went for like a fifteen minute coffee and

1196
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 13: then she disappeared. She I have to go phone rings

1197
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 13: see you later.

1198
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:11,919
Speaker 1: Never heard from her again?

1199
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 8: Wow, why I.

1200
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 13: Went to go?

1201
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: So you went to trying her on the social media

1202
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: and she you were blocked? Gone, oh wow, okay. Look,

1203
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: you know, in this day and age, I can almost

1204
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: see how if you're just busy at school or busy

1205
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: at work, and you know, then you have a lot

1206
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: of people depending on you for this and that, and

1207
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: then you have this one person who had a one

1208
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: night thing with It was like, hey, when he did,

1209
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 1: I kept me not calling me hanging which wan where'd

1210
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: you get cloak? I know it sounds heartless, it is.

1211
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing? Gandhi?

1212
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,439
Speaker 9: Because I just think that there are so many better

1213
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 9: ways to handle it, Like why don't you just tell

1214
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 9: that person when they're saying, hey, what happened? Why don't

1215
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 9: you just say I'm not into you? I don't like you.

1216
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 9: This is not going anyway.

1217
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 8: I think because a lot of people are chicken poops, is.

1218
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 9: So much meaner to block them on social media. It's

1219
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 9: like you can't be found because we all know this.

1220
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 9: Like if somebody were to block me, I would just

1221
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 9: ask one of my girlfriends, Hey, you see this person

1222
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 9: and then they do, and you know that you're blocked,

1223
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 9: like you're not wildly getting away.

1224
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: But I happen to agree with Gandhi with Danielle. I

1225
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: originally thought, okay, you're just you're spineless. Yeah, if you

1226
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: can't like handle this like an adult and say, okay,

1227
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: look it just didn't work out. But I'm telling you

1228
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: right now, as sure as I'm sitting here, there have

1229
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: been people who I have said, you know what, not

1230
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: working out, they don't go away. Yeah, so cloaking them

1231
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: and sure as they're.

1232
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 9: Going to go away, it does. And I guess if

1233
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 9: someone refuses to go away, sure, but I think a

1234
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 9: lot of people get complexes and then become really insecure.

1235
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 9: If you go on a date and then you never

1236
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 9: have an answer about what happened, what went wrong? Why

1237
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 9: don't you like? Whatever it is?

1238
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: So let's go back to uh intern Brianna, Hello, you've

1239
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: cloaked people.

1240
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 14: Oh I am a hardcore cloaker.

1241
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: Like, okay, give me, give me one example, like just

1242
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: just like walk me through the story, okay, real quick.

1243
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 14: How do you tell someone that you don't want to

1244
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 14: be their friend because of their person? Like there's no

1245
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 14: way to not like insult them. So the only thing

1246
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 14: you can do is full on cloak. So, like, there's

1247
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 14: been a couple of people that I've met in college

1248
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 14: that like we've worked on group projects and then they

1249
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 14: want to just escalate the friendship. And so like after

1250
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 14: the project's over and you gave them your number, you

1251
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 14: got to stop answering their text, and then you got

1252
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 14: to unfollow them on social media, and then you just

1253
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 14: gotta avoid them.

1254
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: In the halls. If you're cloaking someone who you go

1255
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: to school with, you're gonna see them. You're gonna see

1256
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: them at the bar, are gonna see them in the hallways.

1257
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: So what do you do? Do you run the other way?

1258
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: You put a you put your book over your face.

1259
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 9: I mean walk down there.

1260
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 14: There's been a few times where like I've completely like

1261
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 14: left the building and like snuck out a door to cloak.

1262
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 1: Okay, well then do you want to live that? That

1263
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: sounds like a rough life to live us.

1264
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 14: But there's also a time where I face the person

1265
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 14: and they asked to hang out again.

1266
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 9: After months of me like being invisible straight wow.

1267
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 14: Harry Potter cloak, and they like they asked for me

1268
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:00,879
Speaker 14: to hang out again.

1269
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 9: And I had to tell them like probably not.

1270
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: And that I felt worse. All right.

1271
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 9: Oh so it's about the cloaker, not the cloquy.

1272
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: It is and it goes back to what Danielle says

1273
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: you basically, no offense. Brianna, you're a little spine list

1274
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: when it comes to that.

1275
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 9: Oh, definitely, I'm a person.

1276
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: No, that's my problem. You're not a bad person, is

1277
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: my point. So so I think she's a person, all right, Brianna,

1278
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: thank you very much.

1279
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,240
Speaker 12: No problem.

1280
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 8: I see, I would never do that unless somebody really

1281
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 8: did me wrong. I would just tolerate the text messages

1282
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 8: and just give them a couple word answers and check

1283
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 8: in every now and then and whatever. But I would

1284
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 8: never do that unless they really did something wrong.

1285
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, I.

1286
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 9: Wouldn't do it either. I would just tell someone this

1287
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 9: is what my problem is with you, and that's it.

1288
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: God bless your Gandhi. And you know, daniel you have

1289
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: to agree. Since since Gandhi has arrived on our shores, Yeah,

1290
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: we have learned a lot from you because you have

1291
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: a different perspective than us. We're a bunch of chickens.

1292
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 1: I don't want to offend any you want.

1293
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 12: I don't want to.

1294
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to say to this person, you know what,

1295
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: it's not work.

1296
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 8: I don't like to hurt feelings. A lot of times

1297
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 8: I feel bad.

1298
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 9: Well, so this is what I think. That time is

1299
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 9: the one commodity you can never get back, no matter

1300
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 9: what you do. You can get back money, you can

1301
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 9: get back a lot of stuff, never time. So I

1302
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 9: don't want to waste somebody's time by giving them a

1303
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 9: thought that there's something that's gonna happen that's never gonna happen.

1304
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 9: So I think it's just a lot nicer, even though

1305
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 9: it seems harsher to just say I don't like you,

1306
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 9: this isn't going to work out. Move on.

1307
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 8: I did it once because the person did something they

1308
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 8: shouldn't have done and it didn't turn out fairy enough.

1309
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: All right, Well, sometimes you gotta do something you don't

1310
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: want to do, what you need to do. Sometimes it

1311
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: hurts you to like cut them off. Then you're like,

1312
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: I'm so glad they're cut off. Good morning, Shelley, how's

1313
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 1: it going.

1314
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 29: Good morning?

1315
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 40: How are you guys all doing.

1316
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: A confuse and befuddle? Your ex's mom made him cloak you.

1317
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 40: And made the whole family cloak me.

1318
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: Oh, now, why do you think they did that? What

1319
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: is their problem with you? Shelley?

1320
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 40: So we were each other's first relationship, so I think

1321
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 40: she was more just scared of him having a girlfriend

1322
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 40: and she didn't like it. And I think she was

1323
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 40: just honestly jealous of like the time he was spending

1324
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 40: with me and not with her. It was really weird.

1325
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: Moms do that, I know think. So you guys broke

1326
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Speaker 1: up obviously, Yes, he made.

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Speaker 40: She made him text me and break up with me.

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00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 40: He wasn't allowed to look my way. We weren't even

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00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 40: allowed to look at each other.

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00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: That's weird. And so the whole family cloaked you.

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00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 40: Yeah, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, everything, every social media you

1332
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 40: could think of.

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00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 20: I'm blocked.

1334
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: Now, how long ago did this happen?

1335
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 29: A couple of years ago?

1336
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: Now, in hindsight, aren't you glad it happened? You've moved

1337
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 1: on in life is much better now, right?

1338
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 40: Well, actually he now dates my sister in law's little cousin.

1339
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 40: Oh god, and I see him around a lot.

1340
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 12: Oh wow.

1341
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 40: Yes, and he has a kid with her now, so

1342
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 40: he's in the family forever.

1343
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 41: Now.

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00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: It sounds like something all right, well, good luck to you, Shelley.

1345
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: But I think being cloaked. Sometimes being cloaked is the

1346
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 1: best thing that can happen to you.

1347
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 9: It might be. I mean, you at least get a

1348
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 9: very clear sign this person is a jerk, and you

1349
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 9: don't need someone like that in your life.

1350
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 8: Especially when she has to deal with their family.

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00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think there's more to the story. Yeah,

1352
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: there are always there's always more to the story. Hello, Danielle,

1353
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 1: how are you.

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00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 42: I'm doing well?

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00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: Now. You don't only cloak people who you date, You

1356
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,919
Speaker 1: cloak like coworkers and stuff. You had to cloak someone

1357
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: at work.

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Speaker 8: Yes, Like, oh my gosh, what happened?

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Speaker 42: So this actually only happened about two weeks ago. She

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00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 42: I mean we were close, you know, we would go

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Speaker 42: out the lunch. We worked very well together. And then

1362
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 42: she decided to get herself a new job, which was

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00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 42: about two weeks ago, and before she left, she got

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Speaker 42: a little will kind of like I'm gonna say, psycho.

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Speaker 1: Psycho is kind of a weird word. Was she getting

1366
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: clingy to you?

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01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 42: Yes, almost as if like she was obsessed with me.

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01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 42: So it was like I wasn't allowed to go out

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01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 42: to lunch with other coworkers, or if I did go

1370
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 42: out with another coworker, she would say like, oh, so

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01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 42: you went out to lunch with me, lunch without me.

1372
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Speaker 1: Wow, so you had to cloak or you don't work

1373
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: with her anymore though, do you no?

1374
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:31,959
Speaker 42: I completely like when she left she texted me only

1375
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 42: when she was gone for about a week, and she

1376
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 42: texted me and said, do you not miss me already?

1377
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 42: And that was my indicator, like, okay.

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Speaker 20: I can't.

1379
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Speaker 8: That's a little strong.

1380
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Speaker 1: It was kind of interesting about people that do things

1381
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: like that, and most people are capable of doing it

1382
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: without realizing it, but if you hear someone else tell

1383
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 1: the stories, you're like, oh my god.

1384
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 42: I really was like that, yes, And it got so

1385
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 42: scary to the point where I like, when I get

1386
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 42: home to my kids, that's it.

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Speaker 39: I don't.

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Speaker 42: My kids are are.

1389
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Speaker 34: Basically my home.

1390
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Speaker 42: I don't want anything to do with work by the

1391
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 42: time I get home. But the one time she told

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01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 42: me three times within the hour, and then the next

1393
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Speaker 42: day she's like, what, don took off your phone.

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Speaker 8: Don't walk again.

1395
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: Cloth Cloaking is like ghosting. It's where you someone in

1396
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: your life for some reason or another you. You just

1397
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: want to cut them off completely. So now you've you've

1398
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 1: cut her off completely, and now do you feel okay?

1399
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,919
Speaker 1: I mean she hasn't tried to come around, has she No.

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Speaker 42: I had to block her from I even walked her

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01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 42: husband just in case, like there was some way like

1402
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 42: a way to get into his account for her to.

1403
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 20: Look.

1404
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: You know what, we laugh at this, but this is scary.

1405
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 8: It's serious.

1406
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: People are listening. If you feel like maybe you're doing

1407
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 1: this to someone, stop it, don't do it all. Thank

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01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: you for listening. Thank you, Danielle, Thank you so much. Yeah,

1409
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: if you feel like that you're seeing signs that they

1410
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: want you to back off, then I would go ahead

1411
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: and read those and back off. That's not cool at all.

1412
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: No move out of the state. Go away.

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Speaker 1: Hey, uh, you know what spit sisters are?

1433
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 43: Right?

1434
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,959
Speaker 7: I have a feeling.

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01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: Like it sounds it sounds like, Danielle, you're almost going

1436
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: to say something. What do you think spit sisters are?

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01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 8: It's not when you know that's blood brothers. I'm thinking

1438
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 8: something else.

1439
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: Sorry, well you could be closed.

1440
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 8: I mean blood brothers I know is when you like

1441
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 8: cut your finger and they cut their finger and then

1442
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 8: you squish it together and your blood brothers or blood

1443
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 8: sisters for life? Is it the same thing?

1444
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a mouthful. Well no, there's an article I manager,

1445
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read word for word.

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01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 7: Uh.

1447
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: Last week I was out to drinks with two Newish

1448
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: girlfriends for a little cocktail bonding session. Halfway through our drinks,

1449
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 1: my ex texted me out of the blue, so of

1450
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 1: course it came up in conversation. As I read out

1451
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 1: his name, both of them laughed. Turns out all of

1452
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: us have had relationships with this man.

1453
01:03:59,080 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 8: Oh.

1454
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 1: One of my friends shouted out, Oh my god, we're

1455
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 1: spit sisters.

1456
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 8: That's nasty.

1457
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: There used to be another word for that, where my

1458
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: brothers Yeah, yeah, yeah, So Nate and Scary both were

1459
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 1: with this one woman. Yes, and so therefore they are

1460
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: now eskimo brothers, which is far less descriptive than spitz sisters.

1461
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 13: We discovered it years later.

1462
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 11: He was with her several years ago, like eighteen seventeen

1463
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 11: years ago, and then Fris were there like sixteen fifteen

1464
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 11: years ago.

1465
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:30,919
Speaker 13: What's up with that?

1466
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 1: Well, Jana goes on to say, first of all, ew,

1467
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 1: whatever that is. It sounds a little gnarly, And second

1468
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: of all, what the heck is this spitch sister? Well,

1469
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 1: dear reader. According to the Urban Dictionary, a spitz sister

1470
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: is usually a friend or another friend, both female that

1471
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: have hooked up with the same guy, but at different times.

1472
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: And yes, it would appear that all three of us

1473
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 1: were indeed spit sisters. They're not only the ones I

1474
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 1: share a mutual spit with. I figured out I've got

1475
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 1: a few in my in my life. Take for example, God,

1476
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 1: who I met on an app. He was halfway through

1477
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 1: telling a story about a recent overseas birthday trip when

1478
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: I quickly connected the dots. I said, wait, do you

1479
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 1: know insert female friends here? He said yeah, and instantly

1480
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 1: felt a pang of doom. He was the guy she

1481
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: had been complaining about a month ago when out of

1482
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 1: the blue, he suddenly went cold on her post overseas trip. Anyway,

1483
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: spit sisters, do you have his bitsister? Gandhi?

1484
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm sure somewhere in the world I do

1485
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 9: nobody that I actually know about the brothers here.

1486
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 8: Didn't Stoddy and Greg, Tea and Scary all make out

1487
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 8: with the same ball at some point?

1488
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: That's yes, there you go, I know, But what about

1489
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: when Scottie b and Nate peel a banana and they

1490
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: share it together? You know, like you know, lady in

1491
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 1: the tram style, like the spaghetti and they end up

1492
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: in the middle. Not the same. I just like bringing

1493
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: up that story. But they're Banana brothers, Thank you, Garrett.

1494
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: So our friend, producer Sam, was at a bachelorette party

1495
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: night number one. They were partying hard. By the end

1496
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 1: of the night tequila. Someone puked in the corner. They

1497
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,680
Speaker 1: all had to leave. They were all kicked out of

1498
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 1: the club.

1499
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 9: Oh gee, Elosa was the corner. That's considerate.

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01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: Vomiting in the corner.

1501
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, not in the middle of the dance floor.

1502
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 1: You don't want a slippery dance floor. And then you know,

1503
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: they all shared beds. In the middle of the night,

1504
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 1: someone got up to go to the bathroom and they peed,

1505
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: but they weren't in the bathroom.

1506
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 9: Oh that's my favorite.

1507
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 1: Someone peed in the room. Really, they broke a swimming pool.

1508
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: How do you break a swimming pool?

1509
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 12: I don't know.

1510
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: You know, Uncle Johnny tells a story about how he

1511
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: and his drag queen friend drove a pickup truck across

1512
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: the country on all sorts of psychedelic things. This is

1513
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,200
Speaker 1: back in the seventies. Okay. They were actually in New

1514
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 1: Mexico and Albuquerque. They were and I've only seen this

1515
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 1: in movies, they were escorted to the state border, oh,

1516
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 1: and asked never to come back. Can you imagine they

1517
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: drive you to the border of a state and say, please,

1518
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 1: that's bad, do not come back. It'll hang you in

1519
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 1: the town square.

1520
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 8: Wow.

1521
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 1: It almost sounds like a challenge.

1522
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:17,919
Speaker 20: It does.

1523
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: Let's party so hard. They drive us to the state border.

1524
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 8: What did he do?

1525
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 9: Do we know what he did?

1526
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 21: I do?

1527
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 7: Who know?

1528
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: They were on psychedelics, drag queen, Uncle Johnny in a

1529
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 1: some kind of pickup truck El Camino. Like we I

1530
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 1: think we have two or three pictures downstairs here at

1531
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 1: our building, people who are banned.

1532
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 8: From Yes, when my pictures up there, it's going to

1533
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 8: be zad or, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, you're right.

1534
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 1: These are people like there was the lady who wanted

1535
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 1: to cut my head off? Remember her?

1536
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 8: Remember the lady that wanted to do those nasty things

1537
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 8: to you.

1538
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:53,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, we have pictures of Carla, Marie and Anthony

1539
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 1: down there. Don't ask no longer allowed you. I mean

1540
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 1: we got calls already on hold. Hello Vanessa. Yeah, Hi,

1541
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:09,960
Speaker 1: so ten years ago you were kicked out of Canada.

1542
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you and your boyfriend went to Rochester

1543
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: and he said, let's go up to Canada. So you

1544
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 1: went to Canada.

1545
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 39: Yeah, And I was intoxicated and underageh And he got

1546
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 39: to the border and they asked me he has been

1547
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 39: drinking in for some reason. He decided to say yes.

1548
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 39: So I'm half in and out of it, and he

1549
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 39: goes inside and stay like halfway wake me up, and

1550
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 39: I'm just cursing because I don't know where I am

1551
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 39: or what's going on. And they took my license and

1552
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 39: they were like, yeah, you can't come back for a year.

1553
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,680
Speaker 1: So you were kicked out of a country for an

1554
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,840
Speaker 1: entire year because you woke up like a drunk belligerent

1555
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 1: the entire Yes.

1556
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 42: Yes, so wow.

1557
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 39: Yeah, So apparently I wasn't Apparently it's illegal to hurt

1558
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:59,559
Speaker 39: that customs agent, and I did not know that. I

1559
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 39: was like eighteen at the time. But it's funny, and

1560
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 39: I have been drinking, so I can like I was

1561
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 39: tapping it out. It was just and I just want

1562
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,559
Speaker 39: to say that I love you guys. I got serious

1563
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 39: X them just to listen to you guys. I moved

1564
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 39: down to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. That you guys amazing

1565
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:17,559
Speaker 39: and I love listen to you every more.

1566
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so well, and we appreciate that. But back back

1567
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 1: to Canada for just a moment. So you were kicked

1568
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 1: out at nineteen and how many years ago was that?

1569
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 39: Oh god, it was two thousand and four.

1570
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 1: Have you been back to Canada since? Or you're afraid

1571
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,879
Speaker 1: to try.

1572
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 39: I'm not afraid to try. I just haven't really had

1573
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 39: time to go up there.

1574
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 1: Okay, you know that'll show them. How dare you kick

1575
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: me out? I'm not coming back.

1576
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,559
Speaker 8: Here's the thing. You can go to Disney and you

1577
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 8: can visit Epcot and go to Canada.

1578
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, they might let you.

1579
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 1: I bet if you went to Canada at Epcot they

1580
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:52,760
Speaker 1: would kick you out.

1581
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 13: You can go.

1582
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 1: Why did you go next door to Mexico? They're fine

1583
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 1: with you over in Mexico. You're gonna do okay, And anyway, well, listen,

1584
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: thanks for calling Vanessa being kicked out of a country.

1585
01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 1: Let's see who can top that. Have a great day,

1586
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 1: and thank you, thank you for listening to us. There

1587
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:09,519
Speaker 1: you go.

1588
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:10,839
Speaker 9: I got banned from a buffet.

1589
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 1: Once banned from a buffet, what did you do?

1590
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 9: I got into an argument with them about because you

1591
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 9: could do the buffet to go. So I got into

1592
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 9: an argument with them about what could go and which

1593
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:22,519
Speaker 9: which in which containers, and they got really upset with

1594
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 9: me and told me not to come back. But then

1595
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,760
Speaker 9: they changed the policy and I was allowed back in.

1596
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 7: Oh.

1597
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 8: I thought it was just just went up to the

1598
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 8: buffet too many times.

1599
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 1: I know that Nate's dad was banned from a shoe store. Yeah,

1600
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:36,000
Speaker 1: because he had he had two feet that were different sizes,

1601
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,519
Speaker 1: and you just drove everyone nuts.

1602
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 19: Yeah, I think I told you this story. My dad's

1603
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 19: left foot is like eleven and a half his right

1604
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,160
Speaker 19: foot twelve. So he was trying on like pairs of

1605
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 19: shoes for three hours. Finally, tab someone on the shows says,

1606
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,960
Speaker 19: just get out, get out and never come back.

1607
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, just too much. Wow, you know what you have

1608
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 1: it all. You can eat bffet, you have a shoe store,

1609
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 1: you know, but you can only put up with so much.

1610
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,679
Speaker 1: Then you banned them whatever.

1611
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:58,639
Speaker 9: That buffet was stupid.

1612
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:02,560
Speaker 1: We think people texting this right, their banned from Walmart,

1613
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 1: their banned from Disney. A lot of people banned from Disney.

1614
01:11:05,439 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 1: Why because he would be why you got to know

1615
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:09,600
Speaker 1: what they did. You got to mind your p's and

1616
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: q's of yours?

1617
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,599
Speaker 9: How does one get banned from walmart you? What did

1618
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:13,840
Speaker 9: you do?

1619
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,439
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what happened. There's a little clue.

1620
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: They said they were banned from Walmart's. They were banned

1621
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 1: from the Walmarts. Yeah, all right, so we know that.

1622
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say. Is your name president Preissant?

1623
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:27,719
Speaker 35: It's Pisant.

1624
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got it right. So Proissant, you

1625
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,599
Speaker 1: got kicked out of the Sistine Chapel. You were banned

1626
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 1: from the Vatican.

1627
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:37,439
Speaker 35: Oh my gosh, I did they do?

1628
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 1: They exercised him from the Vatican. What did you do

1629
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: to get banned?

1630
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 35: So basically, my friend was taking pictures and we got

1631
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 35: asked not to take pictures, and he said okay, and

1632
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 35: then put his phone into selfie mode and started taking

1633
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,559
Speaker 35: pictures of the ceiling like idiot he is. And the

1634
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:57,080
Speaker 35: guard saw him and you know, asked him for his phone,

1635
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,760
Speaker 35: and he pulled out his work phone and said this

1636
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 35: is my finality pictures. And you know, he ended up

1637
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:05,000
Speaker 35: finding out that he had two phones and and basically

1638
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 35: caught us in a lie and escort us to the

1639
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:07,719
Speaker 35: exit of the Vatican.

1640
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 21: Wow.

1641
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, the burner phone got you kicked on because you

1642
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,559
Speaker 1: know what is if you go to the Vatican and

1643
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,599
Speaker 1: you want to you finally get to the Sistine Chapel

1644
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 1: to vary it, it's it's it takes several hours to

1645
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 1: get there, right and when you do as you know, pissant,

1646
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:19,519
Speaker 1: they start yelling at.

1647
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 9: You, yes, silent, yeah, shut up.

1648
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:27,599
Speaker 1: You know you're making my Sistine Chapel visit just a terror.

1649
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 1: And then they yell at you for taking pictures.

1650
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:34,080
Speaker 9: I actually got slapped in the Sistine Chapel for kicking Yes,

1651
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,760
Speaker 9: we're not normal in the morning show, and they might

1652
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:40,360
Speaker 9: tried to get one of the ceiling and guards sack

1653
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:40,959
Speaker 9: my phone.

1654
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: With over did you go to Florence and trying to

1655
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:50,400
Speaker 1: take pictures of one statue subscription?

1656
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:50,840
Speaker 35: I think we.

1657
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,240
Speaker 1: Did, not, Fresh dot com. Well no, but if you

1658
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: go to see the statue, David, you got to take

1659
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 1: a picture with this junk next to your head. You're

1660
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 1: not supposed to. They just don't want you to.

1661
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 8: They make fun of his junk.

1662
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, people make fun of his junk. Now are you

1663
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 1: allowed to go back to the Sistine Chapel? You're allowed

1664
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,639
Speaker 1: to go back to the Vatican orre you out forever.

1665
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 35: I don't think they took our name or anything, so

1666
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 35: probably could go back. I haven't tried.

1667
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just crazy Americans.

1668
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 8: They probably tell fifteen thousand people a day to put

1669
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:21,960
Speaker 8: the comet.

1670
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 1: They're strict as all. Get up, thank you person, Hello Ashley, Hi,

1671
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: Now listen to this guys. Ashley claims to be banned

1672
01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 1: from every NFL stadium in the country. Why talk about it?

1673
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,000
Speaker 13: So?

1674
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 44: Originally this happened when I lived in Buffalo, So I'm

1675
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:44,760
Speaker 44: sure when you see like all the Buffalo tailgating, you

1676
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,480
Speaker 44: could probably only imagine.

1677
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they go crazy and have a lot of fun.

1678
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,840
Speaker 44: Yeah, they go a little overboard. I was guilty of

1679
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 44: that one year, going a bit overboard in the drinkings apartment,

1680
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 44: and I definitely wasn't I shouldn't have been allowed in

1681
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:04,599
Speaker 44: the stadium to begin with, but got through, and once

1682
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:08,839
Speaker 44: I was there, all of a sudden, someone who didn't

1683
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,719
Speaker 44: like me decided to tell security that I was trying

1684
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 44: to start a fight, when like, I'm not a violent

1685
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:14,800
Speaker 44: person at all.

1686
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 1: No, you're drunk, You're not violent exactly.

1687
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 44: I like love people when I'm drunk.

1688
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:21,599
Speaker 17: Who that came from?

1689
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,920
Speaker 1: So? So would they tried to kick you out.

1690
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,760
Speaker 10: At that point, they dragged me out.

1691
01:14:27,439 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, it.

1692
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 2: Took my ID.

1693
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 44: They took down all of my information. They gave me

1694
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 44: a card and said, if you're ever caught in an

1695
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:39,120
Speaker 44: NFL stadium in the country again, you are arrested.

1696
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 1: Oh now, so, Froggy, you're an expert with the NFL.

1697
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 1: Can they do that?

1698
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,240
Speaker 18: I mean, I guess they could tell you that, but

1699
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 18: they would have to find a way to identify you,

1700
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 18: and then you'd have to do something wrong in another stadium.

1701
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 18: I'm sure. For example, if he came to Jackson went

1702
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,640
Speaker 18: to a Jags game, They're not looking for you as

1703
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:58,759
Speaker 18: you entered the stadium, So I would.

1704
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:02,799
Speaker 1: You know they're at there the Dallas Cowboys Stadium in Dallas,

1705
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:06,560
Speaker 1: Like you know what, there's that girl from uh, the

1706
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:07,760
Speaker 1: girl from Buffalo.

1707
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:08,600
Speaker 8: Get you out.

1708
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:09,760
Speaker 7: I didn't go up.

1709
01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:15,920
Speaker 1: Girl from Buffalo, and I'm gonna tell you the Buffalo. Well, Ashley,

1710
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,960
Speaker 1: I know, but are you sort of proud of that moment?

1711
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: Are you going to try to test it and go

1712
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:20,479
Speaker 1: back to a game.

1713
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 8: Oh?

1714
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:24,559
Speaker 44: I've gone back plenty of times. I just don't carry

1715
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,639
Speaker 44: my own personal ID. I make other people carry my ID.

1716
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,040
Speaker 44: And go up and buy my drinks and buy my

1717
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,439
Speaker 44: tickets and all, yeah, I.

1718
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:34,280
Speaker 1: Think you're saying. I know, but what a great story.

1719
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:37,560
Speaker 1: I've been banned from every NFL stadium in the country.

1720
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:40,240
Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you, Ashley, thank you very much.

1721
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to this Dina. This Deannaianna Yanna grandmother,

1722
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,880
Speaker 1: not you, but your grandmother was banned from a senior

1723
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,400
Speaker 1: citizen center for fighting.

1724
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,839
Speaker 24: Yes, my eighty five year old grandmother.

1725
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,639
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, all right, all right, let's hear the story.

1726
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:58,599
Speaker 1: What happened to grandma?

1727
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:03,720
Speaker 24: Sushi City Senior dances every week or whatever, and these

1728
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 24: gentlemen are fond of her, so they always ask her

1729
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,639
Speaker 24: to be in. And there's this one gentleman that another

1730
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:12,720
Speaker 24: older lady had claimed to So after my granny got

1731
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:15,479
Speaker 24: done dancing with him, she this older this other lady

1732
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,640
Speaker 24: approached my granny and my granny was like.

1733
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 42: Don't start with me, don't even start with me.

1734
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,280
Speaker 24: And the lady like got in her face, and my

1735
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 24: Granny's like, if you don't back up, I'm going I'm

1736
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:29,040
Speaker 24: gonna make you back you, back you up. And the

1737
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:30,640
Speaker 24: lady got in her face and my granny is the

1738
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:34,559
Speaker 24: lefty so she you have to picture this, these two

1739
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:35,840
Speaker 24: eighty five year old ladies.

1740
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:38,720
Speaker 34: My granny takes her left hand and sucker punches this lady.

1741
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:39,479
Speaker 24: In the in the gut.

1742
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 9: No Granny's part.

1743
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:49,240
Speaker 24: That's part was that the lady fell, and my granny

1744
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,439
Speaker 24: looked over her and was like, now you stay there,

1745
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:52,559
Speaker 24: oh my god.

1746
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,799
Speaker 1: And therefore Grandma's band from the senior dances.

1747
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,840
Speaker 39: Yes, stand from the seat your center.

1748
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:02,400
Speaker 7: Taste.

1749
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,320
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're sitting here laughing at this.

1750
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 9: This is awful, hilarious Grandma room.

1751
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 1: You know, Grandma, you tell Grandma she's always allowed to

1752
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:21,639
Speaker 1: at our senior dances. All right, thanks for listening to.

1753
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,839
Speaker 9: Us, poor grandma.

1754
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:28,600
Speaker 1: Finally, I have one more question for Jerome. Jerome banned

1755
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,320
Speaker 1: from and kicked out of a SPA after you freaked

1756
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:33,920
Speaker 1: out because you thought you were being kidnapped. Oh my god,

1757
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:36,559
Speaker 1: it couldn't happen. Explain this.

1758
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,200
Speaker 21: It's weird. It's like, you know, you go in a

1759
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,720
Speaker 21: couple of spa, so they put you in separate rooms

1760
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,320
Speaker 21: and then they put the mask on you. And I

1761
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,240
Speaker 21: went to sleep, you know, like I'm really relaxed, but

1762
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 21: I woke up the first thing I could think of

1763
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 21: was like the iron mask, Like I'm being trapped in

1764
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:57,280
Speaker 21: the room and i just started freaking out screaming and

1765
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,960
Speaker 21: I'm screaming and screaming, and the next thing, the whole

1766
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 21: everybody comes running in the room. My partner comes around

1767
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 21: the room, like, what's wrong?

1768
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:03,920
Speaker 5: What happened?

1769
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 16: What happened?

1770
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 21: It was I'm just still screwing, like, okay, come down,

1771
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:15,080
Speaker 21: and next to your other say, okay, you cannot come

1772
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,360
Speaker 21: here no more now.

1773
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,840
Speaker 1: Don't they know you were having a dream you thought

1774
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:19,400
Speaker 1: it was real.

1775
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:24,679
Speaker 21: Was freaked out. It's just it's like I never got

1776
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 21: a mask ever again.

1777
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,120
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure they freaked them out. Hi, Jerome. Jerome

1778
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:32,320
Speaker 1: is banned from the spot. One more call from Debbie. Debbie,

1779
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 1: of course, in New Orleans, that place goes a little nutty.

1780
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:38,559
Speaker 1: It makes us all nutty because we just lose control there.

1781
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,559
Speaker 1: It's a wonderful party place. What happened to you in

1782
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: New Orleans? Debbie?

1783
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:42,840
Speaker 16: Hello?

1784
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened in New Orleans?

1785
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,960
Speaker 15: So we there was a group of us, there's about

1786
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,360
Speaker 15: eight of us there for the Packer game, and we

1787
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:54,280
Speaker 15: were out one night and went into adult toy store

1788
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:57,400
Speaker 15: and one of our friends started chasing us around with

1789
01:18:57,439 --> 01:19:02,000
Speaker 15: an adult toy, and the securitiest came and escorted all

1790
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,200
Speaker 15: of us out and made a stand against the wall

1791
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 15: and took all our names just.

1792
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,640
Speaker 1: Because they were chasing you around with a dill Do

1793
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:08,960
Speaker 1: haven't done that?

1794
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:09,639
Speaker 20: Oh?

1795
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: Come on, it's New Orleans. You're having fun. Come on?

1796
01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 1: Was it like a dildo? A vibrator? What's your friend

1797
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:18,680
Speaker 1: chasing you with?

1798
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,040
Speaker 29: It was like a three foot dilbo?

1799
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:27,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god lord, you know what, there's nothing worse

1800
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:29,800
Speaker 1: than getting arrested at an adult toy store now, because

1801
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:38,599
Speaker 1: it's like assault in batteries. Sorry, Hi, Debby chased around

1802
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,240
Speaker 1: with a three foot dildough just ended up dating in

1803
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:40,839
Speaker 1: New Orleans.

1804
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 18: Why do they even make it?

1805
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,960
Speaker 31: Don't you mean I could get a T shirt?

1806
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:46,439
Speaker 1: Sure?

1807
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:48,880
Speaker 15: You're ruining it?

1808
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,479
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we'll ruin it for you. Hold on one second.

1809
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,800
Speaker 1: What was that question again, Froggy? Why did they make

1810
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,600
Speaker 1: three foot? Yeah? Why? I don't know, Just use your imagination.

1811
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:09,519
Speaker 26: Elvis ran in the morning show that.

1812
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,799
Speaker 1: Is bald freak Grannie who basically grew up on this show,

1813
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:14,639
Speaker 1: and then he left.

1814
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:16,360
Speaker 12: That's what happened.

1815
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,200
Speaker 1: He flew out of the mast and wind and did

1816
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:18,640
Speaker 1: his own thing.

1817
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 12: Not all of us can stay forever. But I'm back,

1818
01:20:22,479 --> 01:20:22,960
Speaker 12: so you.

1819
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:29,120
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, those with ambition actually do leave exactly. The

1820
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,120
Speaker 1: rest of us are just kind of stuck here. Well,

1821
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:32,760
Speaker 1: welcome back to the show. It's good to see you.

1822
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,200
Speaker 41: Thanks, it's such a blessing to be here. I haven't

1823
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 41: seen everyone in a while. Well some of you, right right,

1824
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:40,679
Speaker 41: that's right. You and Scary were down in Nashville.

1825
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:44,280
Speaker 12: Gary Jones invaded Tennessee. Yes, yeah, like a tornado.

1826
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:48,120
Speaker 1: Okay, So there's a story here. I heard bits and pieces.

1827
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:50,040
Speaker 1: You guys all went out for dinner, and you had,

1828
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:53,479
Speaker 1: by the way, baldfreak Ronnie always out there searching for

1829
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,679
Speaker 1: the love of his life.

1830
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:58,040
Speaker 12: That has nothing to do with this story.

1831
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 1: So you guys are out there having dinner, and there

1832
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,360
Speaker 1: was a guest at the table.

1833
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:06,519
Speaker 41: It was a group of couples, right, And I was

1834
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:11,720
Speaker 41: a single and there was another female single who I was,

1835
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:12,840
Speaker 41: not my significant other.

1836
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:15,680
Speaker 12: There was no romantic interest there at all.

1837
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,639
Speaker 1: I thought she was yours for the night.

1838
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:20,040
Speaker 12: No, No, the opposite of that.

1839
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:20,599
Speaker 1: Okay.

1840
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,240
Speaker 41: In fact, one of my friends who was in town,

1841
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:24,719
Speaker 41: his wife said, well, why don't you like why don't

1842
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:27,680
Speaker 41: you connect with this a person, and I said, not

1843
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,880
Speaker 41: my type. Let's leave it at that and move on.

1844
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:34,520
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so just in first view and first conversation,

1845
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,559
Speaker 1: you knew she was not your type. But then the

1846
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:37,920
Speaker 1: night actually got worse.

1847
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:41,240
Speaker 41: Well, first of all, I didn't invite her out to dinner.

1848
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:44,840
Speaker 41: He Scary Jones, who's out with me, says he didn't

1849
01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:47,240
Speaker 41: invite her out to dinner, and somehow she wound up

1850
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:47,679
Speaker 41: at the dinner.

1851
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,479
Speaker 13: She kind of.

1852
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:51,519
Speaker 11: Drifted into dinner from cocktails, and then someone in the

1853
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,479
Speaker 11: group said, why don't we just bring her along?

1854
01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:55,599
Speaker 13: Plus she'll make the eighth person in the group.

1855
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,639
Speaker 1: So I didn't say so, okay, so no one really

1856
01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:58,120
Speaker 1: knew her.

1857
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,840
Speaker 13: Well, yeah, we know, we're kind.

1858
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:02,720
Speaker 12: Of a they're scary. She's a scary friend. Scary is

1859
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,679
Speaker 12: like he isn't one of his navy girls.

1860
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:06,559
Speaker 41: He's got he's got a girl in every port all right,

1861
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:07,760
Speaker 41: who take a selfie with him?

1862
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have Hodes in different exod.

1863
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 41: He needs somebody to show him around town because he

1864
01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:14,799
Speaker 41: just can't figure it out for himself.

1865
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:17,280
Speaker 1: So he's got So she was a she joined you

1866
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:18,080
Speaker 1: guys for dinner?

1867
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 12: Yes, so uninvited?

1868
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:20,759
Speaker 1: So tell the story.

1869
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:23,880
Speaker 41: So then we're all having a jolly old time at dinner.

1870
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:26,680
Speaker 41: The wine is flowing, the steak is being eaten, and

1871
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,479
Speaker 41: then the check comes at the end of the night,

1872
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:31,120
Speaker 41: and I tell my friend who's handling the bill, I

1873
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 41: hold my credit card up because I want to pay

1874
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:38,200
Speaker 41: my share. And we split it up by couples, and

1875
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:40,720
Speaker 41: the female, the girl who's sitting next to me, who

1876
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:44,519
Speaker 41: who invited herself to dinner, says I'll venmo you, and

1877
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:49,000
Speaker 41: I'm like, okay, And she doesn't venmow me the full amount.

1878
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:49,240
Speaker 12: Of her share.

1879
01:22:49,479 --> 01:22:52,400
Speaker 1: What was her share? Whoa two and twenty.

1880
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 12: Dollars per a head? Wow, all right, you're hanging out

1881
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:57,120
Speaker 12: with scary Jones.

1882
01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:59,200
Speaker 1: You're gonna live high in the hot I've never heard

1883
01:22:59,200 --> 01:22:59,880
Speaker 1: of head costing that.

1884
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,320
Speaker 12: I'm not going to burget then, But anyway, all right,

1885
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,360
Speaker 12: so you would know, you would know.

1886
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:08,000
Speaker 1: So anyway, So so she was going to venmo two

1887
01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:09,599
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty two. What happened?

1888
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 41: She venmos me one hundred and twenty dollars and she

1889
01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:17,240
Speaker 41: irish goodbyes. He just leaves what and then I go

1890
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:19,920
Speaker 41: And then he had left. Gary Jones had left, and

1891
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:21,439
Speaker 41: I go to my friend who said, I said, what

1892
01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:23,479
Speaker 41: was that all about? I said, I said, I why

1893
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:25,320
Speaker 41: am I? Why am I paying for this girl's half

1894
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:27,200
Speaker 41: of this girl's meal? I don't even want her there.

1895
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:30,559
Speaker 41: So I sent her a Venmo request the next day

1896
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 41: dinner balance plus irish goodbye in the comments for one

1897
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,479
Speaker 41: hundred dollars, and I I and then we went out

1898
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:40,639
Speaker 41: to dinner the next night because everybody was still around,

1899
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,280
Speaker 41: and this was the topic of conversation at the next dinner,

1900
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 41: and I'm like, it's not just about the money, It's like,

1901
01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:49,200
Speaker 41: why is she here to begin with? And why am

1902
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,120
Speaker 41: I paying one hundred dollars to hang out with somebody

1903
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,439
Speaker 41: I don't even like, I don't even know.

1904
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:53,200
Speaker 9: That's tough.

1905
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:57,759
Speaker 41: So she gets back to me, declines the Venmo request,

1906
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,400
Speaker 41: right says and said, And she says, I paid you

1907
01:24:00,439 --> 01:24:04,040
Speaker 41: at dinner, you goober, lol, And I and I said, no,

1908
01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:06,559
Speaker 41: you didn't. I said, two hundred and twenty per person.

1909
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:09,679
Speaker 41: I'll send you to the receipt in case, in case

1910
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:12,439
Speaker 41: you need it, Okay. So she responds, and she says, no,

1911
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:15,040
Speaker 41: I'm not short. And then she in the in a

1912
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 41: Venmo comment, writes all the food that she had eaten

1913
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:23,519
Speaker 41: and then in parentheses she's with the price and she

1914
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,719
Speaker 41: says that added up to one hundred and twenty dollars.

1915
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:27,839
Speaker 41: So that's why I paid you one hundred and twenty dollars.

1916
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,960
Speaker 41: And I said, listen, even if that was the classy

1917
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,360
Speaker 41: thing to do, which it isn't. When you're out to

1918
01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:37,040
Speaker 41: dinner with seven other people, you pay. You just pay

1919
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,559
Speaker 41: your share. There's there's no comment. You don't you don't

1920
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:40,800
Speaker 41: take an adding machine out.

1921
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:44,599
Speaker 1: That was decided, right that it's just etiquette, right, it's

1922
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:45,400
Speaker 1: just etiquette.

1923
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 41: And she and she declined the request. She said, no,

1924
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:50,439
Speaker 41: that that's she said. I tried to. I tried to

1925
01:24:50,479 --> 01:24:53,200
Speaker 41: go over to the server and pay my own way,

1926
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:55,280
Speaker 41: so because I try to avoid this.

1927
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:59,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so no offense. Scary, but well, we know who

1928
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:02,920
Speaker 1: you hang out with, and that's not unusual. You do

1929
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:04,679
Speaker 1: hang out with some shifty people.

1930
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:06,040
Speaker 13: Well he does.

1931
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:07,679
Speaker 1: We've talked about absolute Yes.

1932
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,120
Speaker 11: What she did was absolutely wrong. I can't believe it.

1933
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:12,679
Speaker 11: My mouth is on the floor. I will say we

1934
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:15,559
Speaker 11: were out with people who ordered expensive wine. That's why

1935
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,720
Speaker 11: the bill was so much, and I didn't order it.

1936
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:18,799
Speaker 11: I took the three SIPs.

1937
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:20,880
Speaker 13: The point is I still paid my share.

1938
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:24,040
Speaker 1: Okay, but what she did, what your friend did, was

1939
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:27,439
Speaker 1: she paid one hundred dollars less than what she should

1940
01:25:27,439 --> 01:25:31,000
Speaker 1: have paid and just tiptoed out, thinking, oh, okay, that's fine,

1941
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:31,880
Speaker 1: don't you.

1942
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:34,439
Speaker 41: Don't you have discussed it at least even if you're

1943
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:35,639
Speaker 41: I am type for money?

1944
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:42,200
Speaker 1: Can I think I think that? Well? Yes, in this corner, yeah,

1945
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:45,479
Speaker 1: we have bald freak Grannie who is out one hundred

1946
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:50,840
Speaker 1: dollars because of Scary's friend. And in this corner we

1947
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:54,120
Speaker 1: have Scary who brings shifty people into the mix.

1948
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,920
Speaker 13: Everywhere's side.

1949
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:01,519
Speaker 12: If you want my to give me one hundred dollars exactly?

1950
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:03,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you owe Ronnie one hundred dollars?

1951
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,280
Speaker 11: I'd be out of pocket for this money because.

1952
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:10,400
Speaker 18: You invite her Scary, but your invite your you.

1953
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:12,439
Speaker 1: Should pay him his hundred and then you go after

1954
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:14,240
Speaker 1: the money since you know her.

1955
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's not responsible for her part.

1956
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:19,800
Speaker 9: It's absolutely ridiculous. You guys coupled him up with someone

1957
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,559
Speaker 9: he did not want to be coupled up with. You

1958
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:23,439
Speaker 9: were like, you're gonna love this, She's gonna be great.

1959
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:27,639
Speaker 12: You know, you know I didn't like her, and even else.

1960
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:28,880
Speaker 9: And then you made him pay a hundred bucks for

1961
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:29,200
Speaker 9: this person.

1962
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:29,840
Speaker 16: He didn't like it.

1963
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:31,439
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I'm trying to get all this.

1964
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:37,320
Speaker 12: You are a fantastic stenographer.

1965
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,800
Speaker 1: I have a question. What's your question, Froggy.

1966
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:43,519
Speaker 18: So usually when we have things like this, there's always

1967
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:46,759
Speaker 18: like two sides. I've only heard one side that makes sense.

1968
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:50,280
Speaker 18: I would like to hear scary side, because it seems

1969
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:51,880
Speaker 18: to Ronnie is a slam dunky.

1970
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:54,559
Speaker 1: It all right, all right, so let's go over here

1971
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:57,920
Speaker 1: to uh the accused Scary.

1972
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,160
Speaker 13: So she she do?

1973
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:04,360
Speaker 11: We were in town and she stopped by in town.

1974
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:05,840
Speaker 12: She spelled town wrong.

1975
01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:09,440
Speaker 13: Coast Boy Josh knows her too.

1976
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:15,880
Speaker 1: They would have any white out. Hold on, so Coast

1977
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,040
Speaker 1: Boy Josh knows her too.

1978
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:18,400
Speaker 13: We all know what she do.

1979
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:21,240
Speaker 1: You guys like share the same people, what is going on?

1980
01:27:21,439 --> 01:27:24,040
Speaker 11: Some acquaintance of ours, and she shows us around town

1981
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:25,599
Speaker 11: and she hooked us up with fun stuff.

1982
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:27,160
Speaker 12: Your honor, your honor.

1983
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:27,559
Speaker 1: Yes.

1984
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:30,360
Speaker 41: The only reason we know her is because Scary did

1985
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:32,840
Speaker 41: the same thing when he came down to Nashville last

1986
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:35,919
Speaker 41: year and invited around for the same reasons.

1987
01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:41,040
Speaker 1: Okay, so Scary, I'm sorry we were interruption, Scary, so listen.

1988
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:41,960
Speaker 13: So at the end of the day.

1989
01:27:42,439 --> 01:27:44,880
Speaker 11: She was invited to come out for some cocktails for

1990
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:49,519
Speaker 11: the bar beforehand. Somehow, somehow she made it to dinner,

1991
01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:51,320
Speaker 11: not by my invite, and.

1992
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,439
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no. Then who invited her?

1993
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:55,640
Speaker 13: I think it was our friend. It doesn't matter who

1994
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:56,200
Speaker 13: invited it was just.

1995
01:27:56,640 --> 01:28:00,599
Speaker 1: It does matter because you are the reason she You're

1996
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:01,479
Speaker 1: the reason she was there.

1997
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:04,000
Speaker 11: The wives of one of our friends invited. I think

1998
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,840
Speaker 11: made the formal invite. So then she said out, I'll

1999
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:11,120
Speaker 11: tag along. Yes, The point is she came, she saw,

2000
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:14,240
Speaker 11: she ate dinner, and I do think she is due

2001
01:28:14,479 --> 01:28:17,040
Speaker 11: to pay her portion of of the bill.

2002
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:19,280
Speaker 1: Well, you're the reason she was there. Therefore you owe

2003
01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:21,880
Speaker 1: the money to Ronnie and then you can go collect

2004
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:22,200
Speaker 1: from her.

2005
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:24,280
Speaker 13: Well right, Well, the thing is she split it with Ronnie.

2006
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:25,040
Speaker 13: They should have.

2007
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:31,559
Speaker 1: Can we get her on the phone? Bad idea, A

2008
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 1: great idea? No, come on, coach to boy Josh, this

2009
01:28:34,439 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 1: is a friend of yours too.

2010
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:37,559
Speaker 28: Scary called me in here to defend him. But last

2011
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:38,920
Speaker 28: time we were out with this girl it was not

2012
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:44,360
Speaker 28: a fun nun. We had away like a half an

2013
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:47,320
Speaker 28: hour to take like a Tesla uber because Scary just

2014
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:50,040
Speaker 28: wanted to go in like the Tesla Uber Scary like,

2015
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,400
Speaker 28: and then we went to that dinner she was.

2016
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:54,520
Speaker 13: At, and then they took us to that horrible club.

2017
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:55,840
Speaker 12: Afterwards to lounge.

2018
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:57,519
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah it was awful.

2019
01:28:57,840 --> 01:28:58,439
Speaker 13: It was Aul.

2020
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:02,320
Speaker 1: Why are you hanging out with this nightmare?

2021
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:04,120
Speaker 11: She's supposed to have to be a tour guide for

2022
01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:07,040
Speaker 11: us and she's a pleasant Is that what she does professionally?

2023
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:12,760
Speaker 13: Anyway? I do think she owes her portion of the bill.

2024
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:13,800
Speaker 13: She absolutely does.

2025
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,559
Speaker 1: She does to you, But that's because you're gonna pay

2026
01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:18,960
Speaker 1: Ronnie come out of my pocket?

2027
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:21,799
Speaker 13: How is it come out of my pocket?

2028
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:24,360
Speaker 1: But Josh, I'm glad you're here. Is okay the court

2029
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:27,800
Speaker 1: recognizes coast? Yes, of course we can't come to it.

2030
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:28,920
Speaker 1: I am the court.

2031
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:31,120
Speaker 12: And the sonographer.

2032
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 1: So she's really that bad of a time. Why was

2033
01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:34,400
Speaker 1: she invited out? Ever?

2034
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:35,040
Speaker 13: Okay?

2035
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:37,800
Speaker 28: So I don't know the reason she was at that

2036
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:40,160
Speaker 28: dinner we went to either she was just there. It

2037
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:44,360
Speaker 28: was like all of Ronnie and Scary's like best friends and.

2038
01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:49,160
Speaker 41: Her and the money aside. That's what I told Scari

2039
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:51,120
Speaker 41: is like, like, are we not good enough for you?

2040
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:51,400
Speaker 7: Bro?

2041
01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:53,240
Speaker 41: Like I'm one of your best friend You got to

2042
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:55,600
Speaker 41: invite some strange like relative stranger who I don't like

2043
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:56,439
Speaker 41: out to hang out with me.

2044
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,479
Speaker 1: It sounds like there's a history of bad times with

2045
01:29:59,520 --> 01:29:59,920
Speaker 1: this woman.

2046
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:01,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, and they're scary.

2047
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:02,240
Speaker 12: That's scary.

2048
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:04,920
Speaker 9: If we dive into scaries past. Scary has a history

2049
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,840
Speaker 9: of inviting people who shouldn't be places to all time.

2050
01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:10,439
Speaker 8: Should you do this at a sales party or something?

2051
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:11,400
Speaker 1: All the time?

2052
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:11,760
Speaker 13: I do?

2053
01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:12,040
Speaker 7: Like?

2054
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:13,920
Speaker 1: And don't you remember he's hanging out with the mayor

2055
01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 1: of Jersey City. Yes, and he had a friend who

2056
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:20,280
Speaker 1: like needed his parking ticket taking care of. He brought

2057
01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:22,320
Speaker 1: his friend is the mayor to pay the person.

2058
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, Scary has been told specifically to not invite someone

2059
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:27,559
Speaker 9: to a place, and he invited that person.

2060
01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:27,840
Speaker 44: It was.

2061
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:29,280
Speaker 1: To be honest, most of the people you hang out

2062
01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:30,839
Speaker 1: with probably should be in prison.

2063
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:33,160
Speaker 13: You've met as friends.

2064
01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:34,519
Speaker 1: They're sketchy as hell.

2065
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:38,519
Speaker 11: Man, I just want to say, oh my god, I like,

2066
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:40,120
Speaker 11: I'm no more than merrier kind of person.

2067
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,320
Speaker 13: Oh I know, Oh my god? What what? Yes?

2068
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:42,679
Speaker 1: Josh?

2069
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:43,280
Speaker 13: What scary?

2070
01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:44,240
Speaker 1: It was a great time.

2071
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:48,320
Speaker 28: He arranged my birthday party the what was that place

2072
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:51,679
Speaker 28: called the Ashford? The Ashford in Jersey City. I show

2073
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,479
Speaker 28: up and like, it's like none of my friends and

2074
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:58,040
Speaker 28: all just all of his friends there. They're drinking all

2075
01:30:58,040 --> 01:30:59,720
Speaker 28: the drinks, they're eating all the food. Scary is not

2076
01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:02,880
Speaker 28: even yet and I'm like, I don't know any of you.

2077
01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:08,400
Speaker 1: They were all out on a work release program. Do

2078
01:31:08,439 --> 01:31:11,360
Speaker 1: you know people? Do you know people on death row?

2079
01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:12,040
Speaker 43: All?

2080
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:17,240
Speaker 1: Right? So anyway, uh so you feel that she was

2081
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:22,360
Speaker 1: there because of Scary. Absolutely, Therefore Scary should be responsible

2082
01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:24,960
Speaker 1: for the one hundred dollars she shafted you on.

2083
01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:27,679
Speaker 12: I think you've said it all, Judge Duran.

2084
01:31:28,439 --> 01:31:35,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, guilty, guilty as hell. Undred bucks.

2085
01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:38,200
Speaker 8: You can defend me after the show, and then you

2086
01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:39,800
Speaker 8: should try and get the money from her.

2087
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:44,320
Speaker 1: Lary, right, And it's just a little side note from

2088
01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:46,960
Speaker 1: the judge. I think you should reevaluate to people you

2089
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:47,280
Speaker 1: right now.

2090
01:31:47,479 --> 01:31:49,000
Speaker 12: Yes, that is the moral of the story.

2091
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:51,120
Speaker 1: Talk about it, talk about it well.

2092
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:53,200
Speaker 12: Scary Scary Jones is a guy who he not.

2093
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:54,200
Speaker 1: He likes to know people.

2094
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:54,840
Speaker 12: That's his drug.

2095
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:57,719
Speaker 41: He wants to He needs he needs somebody in every port,

2096
01:31:57,760 --> 01:32:00,120
Speaker 41: everywhere he goes. He needs somebody to be your anger on.

2097
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:02,800
Speaker 41: And this is that person in Nashville. Even though one

2098
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:05,080
Speaker 41: of his best friends lives in Nashville. He still he

2099
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:06,160
Speaker 41: needs his hangers on.

2100
01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:08,120
Speaker 1: It's true, and they're all kind of lower than low,

2101
01:32:08,479 --> 01:32:09,320
Speaker 1: these friends of yours.

2102
01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:12,320
Speaker 9: And now you're out one hundred bucks.

2103
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:14,320
Speaker 1: All right, I'm glad we had this time together. By

2104
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:15,639
Speaker 1: the way, this is great.

2105
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,920
Speaker 13: I was trying to a beat up Scary Sessions.

2106
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:21,120
Speaker 1: We love you, Scary, We're looking up for you. You

2107
01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:24,040
Speaker 1: need better friends. We're looking up for you, don't you think?

2108
01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:25,000
Speaker 13: Absolutely?

2109
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:27,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, fact, I wanted to start a class action because

2110
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:35,599
Speaker 1: something similar happened to me in Miami. A couple of my.

2111
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:36,200
Speaker 16: Friends that I do.

2112
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:38,960
Speaker 1: We sit down to dinner with Scary and four of

2113
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:42,240
Speaker 1: his compadres. I won't even say friends. I feel like

2114
01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:43,280
Speaker 1: they're acquaintances.

2115
01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:46,080
Speaker 19: And then the bill comes and you know, it's loud,

2116
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:47,960
Speaker 19: Scary chit chattering with the other people.

2117
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,840
Speaker 1: And then finally he comes to me and he goes, Okay,

2118
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:53,000
Speaker 1: your share is four fifty. I go, oh, for three guys.

2119
01:32:53,439 --> 01:32:56,400
Speaker 1: He goes, no, four to fifty a person. Oh my god,

2120
01:32:57,560 --> 01:33:01,760
Speaker 1: the three of us out over thirteen hundred your friends

2121
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:05,839
Speaker 1: who are out on a work release program. They're aultately

2122
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:07,520
Speaker 1: gating signs and stuff.

2123
01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:11,599
Speaker 13: Was sexy fish in Miami and fortunes.

2124
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:14,400
Speaker 1: All right, class action lawsuit? How much should we go for? O? No, no,

2125
01:33:14,439 --> 01:33:17,360
Speaker 1: whatever you wear, you decide, Judge Crutch, Oh my god,

2126
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:23,120
Speaker 1: ten ten thousand dollars make it rain like you're doing

2127
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 1: much of those sleepy clubs anyway, balting, Ronnie, What an

2128
01:33:27,439 --> 01:33:28,519
Speaker 1: honor to have you here today.

2129
01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:31,720
Speaker 12: Let's talk about this every day?

2130
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:32,160
Speaker 32: All right?

2131
01:33:32,479 --> 01:33:33,400
Speaker 1: Are you gonna get one hundred?

2132
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:34,799
Speaker 13: Guess I'm gonna have there.

2133
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:36,240
Speaker 9: You go, and then it gets money, and then I

2134
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,120
Speaker 9: get money, and Daniell gets all.

2135
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:40,559
Speaker 1: Right, well, thank you for being here to listen to

2136
01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:43,599
Speaker 1: Uh what am I doing? Do I do something wrong?

2137
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,680
Speaker 1: We're fine? Right, okay, thank you for being here to

2138
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:50,360
Speaker 1: witness the carnage and here you go?

2139
01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:52,280
Speaker 12: Are they closing credits?

2140
01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:52,400
Speaker 27: Now?

2141
01:33:52,439 --> 01:34:01,840
Speaker 1: Over the absolutely there they go. Be new friends. Yeah,

2142
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:03,880
Speaker 1: get some new friends. We all agree you need new friends.

2143
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:09,519
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Speaker 1: Line five is Renee number Renee you dj at weddings correct.

2168
01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:35,960
Speaker 34: Yeah, good morning.

2169
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:38,719
Speaker 1: So you see, well, good morning. You see everything because

2170
01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:41,240
Speaker 1: you're you're there, you have advantage point.

2171
01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:45,800
Speaker 20: You see everything, right, I do, I've I've seen a lot.

2172
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:50,200
Speaker 1: So, uh, what have you seen that really sticks out

2173
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:50,879
Speaker 1: as your headline?

2174
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:55,960
Speaker 34: Okay? So yeah, I have the story of the century.

2175
01:35:57,320 --> 01:36:00,400
Speaker 34: So we were djaying a wedding and the family and

2176
01:36:00,439 --> 01:36:01,480
Speaker 34: the groom's family.

2177
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:02,160
Speaker 37: Did not get off.

2178
01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:06,680
Speaker 34: So everything is very tense, you can feel it in

2179
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:10,360
Speaker 34: the air. Comes time to cut the cake, and when

2180
01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:14,679
Speaker 34: the bride goes to feed the groom the piece of cake,

2181
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:19,200
Speaker 34: she ducks out of the way and the bridesmaids catch

2182
01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:23,000
Speaker 34: the groom in the face with whipped cream, a pie

2183
01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:27,640
Speaker 34: shollfule of w cream. So everybody goes crazy hahaha. The

2184
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:32,040
Speaker 34: grandmother falls on the whipped cream and breaks a hip.

2185
01:36:32,840 --> 01:36:39,760
Speaker 34: Everything everything has to stop until the ambulance gets there

2186
01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:43,840
Speaker 34: and takes care of grandma. So that definitely changes the

2187
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:47,200
Speaker 34: mood as well. So a little bit later in the

2188
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:53,559
Speaker 34: ladies room, and I am very startled. The mother of

2189
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,719
Speaker 34: the groom has the bride cornered in the lady's rooms

2190
01:36:57,800 --> 01:37:04,000
Speaker 34: and is berating her. I mean ugly, ugly words. It

2191
01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:08,200
Speaker 34: was just it was one of the craziest weddings. It's

2192
01:37:08,360 --> 01:37:12,600
Speaker 34: that wedding that when we're talking to friends and or

2193
01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:14,479
Speaker 34: we talked to somebody and they're getting married, it's like,

2194
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:20,320
Speaker 34: oh my gosh, that wedding. It was crazy and top

2195
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:23,599
Speaker 34: it all off. Yeah, So we always gave the option,

2196
01:37:24,720 --> 01:37:26,519
Speaker 34: you know, depending on how things were going at the

2197
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,960
Speaker 34: end of the night, if they wanted to extend an hour,

2198
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Speaker 34: we would be more than willing to extend an hour.

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Speaker 34: So we were like, let's just get the heck out

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Speaker 34: of here. We do not want to be here anymore.

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Speaker 17: Let's just.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god.

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Speaker 34: The uncle, the uncle of the grim comes up and says,

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01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:46,439
Speaker 34: how much is it going to cost me to extend

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01:37:46,439 --> 01:37:54,479
Speaker 34: an hour? Yeah, unfortunately we're contracted until eleven. Yeah, we're done.

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Speaker 1: No, there's gotta be a lot of weddings you've done.

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01:37:58,360 --> 01:38:03,679
Speaker 1: Were you actually physically out people? I don't know, there's

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Speaker 1: I don't get it.

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Speaker 45: It seems like a wedding is it's a festive, fun occasion,

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01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:09,080
Speaker 45: and you shouldn't be there if you don't want to

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01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:12,320
Speaker 45: be there, and if you're going and you're gonna rip

2212
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:15,800
Speaker 45: everyone's dreams, tear their dreams apart.

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Speaker 1: At their wedding. Well, look, thanks for listening to us today.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the story, you too, Thank you a text.

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Speaker 1: At a friend's wedding, one of the groom's mother became

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01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:30,160
Speaker 1: hysterical and crying so upset because two men were getting married.

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01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:33,160
Speaker 1: They had to take her to the children's crying room

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01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:37,439
Speaker 1: in the church. You could hear her crying down the hall. Wow,

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01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:44,000
Speaker 1: oh lord, I know people are just unhinged. Yes, scary what.

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Speaker 4: I used to be a waiter in a catering hall

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01:38:46,240 --> 01:38:49,960
Speaker 4: that housed several weddings at the same time. Well, apparently

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01:38:50,320 --> 01:38:54,920
Speaker 4: there was bad blood between someone a groom at one

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01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:57,240
Speaker 4: of the weddings, and I think maybe a friend of

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01:38:57,280 --> 01:38:59,760
Speaker 4: the bride the bridesmaid at the other wedding, and they

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01:39:00,360 --> 01:39:03,200
Speaker 4: they were in the same venue on the same day. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: fights spilled out onto the street. They went out onto

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Speaker 4: the streets of Brooklyn on Emmon's Avenue. I'll never forget this,

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01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:14,040
Speaker 4: and both weddings spilled out and they were like a

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01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:16,840
Speaker 4: huge brawl like you would see like a crazy like

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01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:21,200
Speaker 4: hockey fight going on outside in the street outside.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't understand. I I see that.

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Speaker 18: When you I guess if you pay for the wedding

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01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:29,840
Speaker 18: of the bride or groom, that you feel like your

2234
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:33,800
Speaker 18: input is needed or wanted, or that it's warranted, but

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01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:37,040
Speaker 18: it's really not. You had your wedding day, hopefully a

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01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:39,599
Speaker 18: long time ago. Now it's the bride and groom's wedding day,

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01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:41,240
Speaker 18: and you need to let them have their day and

2238
01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:43,160
Speaker 18: do what they want to do and just sit down

2239
01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:46,400
Speaker 18: and just hush. It's not about you, and people need

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Speaker 18: to understand that.

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Speaker 1: I agree, I agree.

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Speaker 7: I know.

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01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:52,920
Speaker 1: It's just so sad. But when people start acting up

2244
01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:57,360
Speaker 1: like starting you start yelling, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

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01:39:57,400 --> 01:39:58,960
Speaker 1: Someone just said a text. I'm supposed to get married

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01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:01,519
Speaker 1: and you're giving me anxiety. Oh sorry, No, no, no, there's

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Speaker 1: a very good there's a very good chance. You're gonna

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01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:08,160
Speaker 1: be fine. It's gonna be good. Christy from Ohio went

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Speaker 1: to a wedding where the bride and the new mother

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Speaker 1: in law got into an argument over the centerpieces. The

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Speaker 1: mother in law paid for the centerpieces and wanted to

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Speaker 1: take one home, but the bride wasn't having it, resulting

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Speaker 1: in the brother of the bride punching the new mother

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Speaker 1: in law in the face. It was wild.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, hell now let the flowers out.

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Speaker 1: People anyway, Joe on line twenty four, Let's see what

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Speaker 1: happened to Joe at the wedding.

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Speaker 20: Hey Joe, Hey, I can't believe with you guys.

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01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:44,759
Speaker 1: Well you are. I hope you're in a good space today.

2260
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Speaker 1: So you went to a wedding and actually I worked it.

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Speaker 20: I worked a wedding and I was serving on our

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01:40:53,760 --> 01:40:57,240
Speaker 20: plate and we would put we were string beans and potato,

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01:40:57,320 --> 01:40:59,640
Speaker 20: so opposite size of the table. The other guy just

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01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:00,920
Speaker 20: meet fish whatever.

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Speaker 35: I do to vegetables.

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Speaker 20: And the lady was so drunk she put her hands

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Speaker 20: right in the vegetables and just helped herself. And I'm like, ma'am,

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01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:11,840
Speaker 20: you cannot do that. And she ended up stabbing me

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01:41:11,960 --> 01:41:15,800
Speaker 20: with her fork and screaming at me. They had to

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01:41:15,920 --> 01:41:16,599
Speaker 20: call the top.

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Speaker 39: It was. It was.

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01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:19,680
Speaker 20: It was just funny as hell.

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01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:22,479
Speaker 1: No, that's not funny. Were you bleeding?

2274
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:23,360
Speaker 9: That's funny as hell?

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01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:26,599
Speaker 20: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I had four holes in my hands.

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01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:32,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was because it's just because he

2277
01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:34,599
Speaker 1: was drunk, right, It was a drinking thing.

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01:41:35,439 --> 01:41:38,360
Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, it was a draking thing. But I just

2279
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:40,080
Speaker 20: can't believe I'm mom with you guys.

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01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:42,880
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you are. You know, what's your day?

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01:41:43,160 --> 01:41:44,599
Speaker 1: What's your day all about today? Joe?

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01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:48,800
Speaker 20: Well, I do furniture repair and I'm in Philly right now,

2283
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:52,960
Speaker 20: so uh yeah, that's about it. Not too too much,

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01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:56,960
Speaker 20: not like you guys cheering everybody else and making everybody's day.

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01:41:57,920 --> 01:41:59,920
Speaker 1: Well, thank you. I appreciate that. But let me ask you.

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01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about what you do. You do furniture repair.

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01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:05,640
Speaker 1: What is the number one furniture repair job that you

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01:42:05,720 --> 01:42:06,120
Speaker 1: have to do?

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01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:12,640
Speaker 20: Probably mechanisms because people are always breaking the chairs and

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01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:16,040
Speaker 20: leather repairs, which I just did this morning, right.

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01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:19,280
Speaker 1: Leather repairs and mechanisms, all right, all right, I just

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01:42:19,280 --> 01:42:21,120
Speaker 1: wanted to know. You know, I'm very curious. You know

2293
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:24,120
Speaker 1: everyone everyone has their own, their own gig, their own

2294
01:42:24,120 --> 01:42:28,080
Speaker 1: thing they do, and I love being curious about what

2295
01:42:28,160 --> 01:42:30,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do. I could never repair

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01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:32,000
Speaker 1: a piece of furniture. I can't even I can barely

2297
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:34,759
Speaker 1: sit on furniture, you know what I'm saying. But anyway,

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01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:39,519
Speaker 1: so mechanisms for thirty years. So a mechanism would that

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01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:42,759
Speaker 1: be like the the guts of a lazy boy chairs? Whatever?

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01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:43,479
Speaker 10: Yeah? Stuff?

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01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:44,520
Speaker 1: Is that a mechanism?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:48,320
Speaker 20: Yeah, yep, it's all the all everything that makes it recline.

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01:42:49,360 --> 01:42:51,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, there's nothing worse than not being able to

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01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:54,400
Speaker 1: recline in your lazy boy. That's why mechanism is a

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01:42:54,439 --> 01:42:57,320
Speaker 1: very important job. You're a very you are an essential worker.

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01:42:57,400 --> 01:42:59,360
Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Thanks for listening to us, Joe, I

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01:42:59,360 --> 01:42:59,880
Speaker 1: appreciate it.

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01:43:00,680 --> 01:43:02,800
Speaker 20: Thank you, guys. I can't tell you how how good

2310
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:05,200
Speaker 20: it feels to talk to you guys is very very good.

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01:43:05,640 --> 01:43:09,479
Speaker 20: I really like you too, and I'm hoping that that

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01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:12,240
Speaker 20: fork wound, that fork wound went away.

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01:43:12,280 --> 01:43:12,840
Speaker 1: Thank you, Joe.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: Online twenty three is Excel. Good morning, Excel, Hi, good one.

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01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:22,599
Speaker 25: Hello, so excited to talk to you guys.

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01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:26,719
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. You hear that Daniel. People do like Daniel.

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01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:27,680
Speaker 1: Didn't think any would like to.

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01:43:27,960 --> 01:43:29,000
Speaker 8: It's so sweet.

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01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:32,080
Speaker 25: I love you every day.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're about to make our show even better. Tell

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01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:37,759
Speaker 1: us your story. You're at a wedding and something really

2323
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:38,559
Speaker 1: weird happened.

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01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:42,680
Speaker 25: Yes, so in the middle of the groom, you know,

2325
01:43:42,840 --> 01:43:47,240
Speaker 25: saying it's vows. They were so sweet, She the bride,

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01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:49,600
Speaker 25: you know, stops him and she's like, I have to

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01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:53,840
Speaker 25: stop you. And then she told him that the baby

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01:43:54,000 --> 01:44:00,240
Speaker 25: that he thought for two years wasn't his, and she

2329
01:44:00,439 --> 01:44:03,599
Speaker 25: like yeah, and she kind of was like shaky.

2330
01:44:03,680 --> 01:44:04,479
Speaker 20: He was crying.

2331
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:07,519
Speaker 25: He just walked out and like we none of us

2332
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:09,519
Speaker 25: knew what to do. We just kind of just like, okay,

2333
01:44:09,560 --> 01:44:11,360
Speaker 25: So it was the wedding over. Are we going to

2334
01:44:11,439 --> 01:44:12,320
Speaker 25: go drink after?

2335
01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:13,519
Speaker 12: Oh?

2336
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:17,800
Speaker 1: Well, okay, well let's get some story. So were you

2337
01:44:17,840 --> 01:44:19,920
Speaker 1: friends with the groom, friends with the brideman? Who you

2338
01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:21,000
Speaker 1: were you friends with?

2339
01:44:21,320 --> 01:44:22,759
Speaker 34: I was on the groom side.

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01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:26,240
Speaker 25: Yes, that was my now fiance's best friend.

2341
01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:30,400
Speaker 1: And so she said during the vows, I can't get

2342
01:44:30,520 --> 01:44:32,439
Speaker 1: I cannot move forward with this wedding with you. I've

2343
01:44:32,439 --> 01:44:35,080
Speaker 1: got to tell you something, the truth. This child is

2344
01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:37,160
Speaker 1: not your child, right.

2345
01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:40,479
Speaker 25: But she actually kind of wanted to stay with him.

2346
01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:42,400
Speaker 25: She just wanted him to know first. I don't know

2347
01:44:42,439 --> 01:44:44,680
Speaker 25: how she thought that that was going to work out,

2348
01:44:44,880 --> 01:44:47,800
Speaker 25: but the way she was talking, she was like insinuating

2349
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:50,760
Speaker 25: that she wanted it to work out. But I think

2350
01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:51,519
Speaker 25: he just gave up.

2351
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:55,200
Speaker 1: That is just not a good place to do that.

2352
01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:58,360
Speaker 8: It was that's awful.

2353
01:44:59,040 --> 01:45:02,080
Speaker 1: So he walked to and did not He didn't come

2354
01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:02,960
Speaker 1: back in. That was it.

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01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:08,599
Speaker 25: No, And then my now fiance he went into like

2356
01:45:08,640 --> 01:45:11,040
Speaker 25: this back room was like consoling him, but he didn't

2357
01:45:11,080 --> 01:45:14,200
Speaker 25: come out. He didn't show face. My fiance tells me

2358
01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:17,840
Speaker 25: that he was like he drank the whole bottle, like

2359
01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:18,559
Speaker 25: of liquor.

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01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:19,559
Speaker 34: He was just done.

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01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:23,840
Speaker 1: Wow, So what do you do? Like like you like

2362
01:45:23,880 --> 01:45:26,160
Speaker 1: you just said. If you're out there just witnessing this,

2363
01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:29,320
Speaker 1: you're all looking at each other like, uh, do we leave?

2364
01:45:31,640 --> 01:45:37,760
Speaker 1: Maybe assuming yeah, you don't.

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01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:41,280
Speaker 34: You have to afterwards?

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01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:44,880
Speaker 25: Afterwards, I was waiting. I had no choice because my

2367
01:45:44,960 --> 01:45:47,760
Speaker 25: fiance was his best friend and groomsmen. They kind of

2368
01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:51,479
Speaker 25: stuck around. I stuck around, but I was definitely strinking

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01:45:51,520 --> 01:45:51,960
Speaker 25: at the bar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, did anyone stand up and make an announcement like, uh, obviously,

2371
01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:02,880
Speaker 1: uh we thank you for coming, but this is not

2372
01:46:02,920 --> 01:46:05,280
Speaker 1: going to I mean, or do people just leave? How

2373
01:46:05,280 --> 01:46:05,920
Speaker 1: did it play out?

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01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:09,160
Speaker 25: The maid of honor? Yeah, the maid of honor was like, okay,

2375
01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:11,439
Speaker 25: so why don't we just go to the bar, And

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01:46:11,479 --> 01:46:13,880
Speaker 25: she was trying to make everything so cheery, like she

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01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:15,639
Speaker 25: thought like everything was going to be like the back

2378
01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:19,280
Speaker 25: normal five minutes, but it never happened. We just kind

2379
01:46:19,280 --> 01:46:20,080
Speaker 25: of just hung out at the.

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Speaker 34: Bar for the rest of the night.

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01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:24,920
Speaker 9: What do you think, Condy, did everyone get to get

2382
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:27,920
Speaker 9: their presence back, because that would be my main concern, like, well,

2383
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:31,440
Speaker 9: taking a sir going home.

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Speaker 25: I'm sure that he gave it back. He was a

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01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:38,080
Speaker 25: he's a very honest and honorable man. I mean we

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01:46:38,120 --> 01:46:40,800
Speaker 25: all kind of knew it though. I mean there was

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01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:45,439
Speaker 25: something weird, like they're both white and their son looked

2388
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:46,360
Speaker 25: very mixed.

2389
01:46:46,960 --> 01:46:51,360
Speaker 42: So oh my goodness, yeah, I mean come on.

2390
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Speaker 16: Really really, I.

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Speaker 8: Mean, okay, now, so I know, okay, I am taking

2392
01:46:59,560 --> 01:47:03,800
Speaker 8: back feeling bad for this guy at all now because

2393
01:47:04,320 --> 01:47:07,759
Speaker 8: if they are both white as snow and this kid

2394
01:47:08,439 --> 01:47:12,879
Speaker 8: didn't look that same way and his suspicion wasn't raised,

2395
01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:13,759
Speaker 8: I am.

2396
01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:16,160
Speaker 16: Taking back feeling.

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Speaker 25: I think.

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01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:24,600
Speaker 1: The thing is is that's not the time, nor is

2399
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:26,840
Speaker 1: it the place for this all to be discovered.

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01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:28,720
Speaker 25: You know, it's just not there.

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01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:31,680
Speaker 1: That was really a crappy thing. The whole thing is

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01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:34,280
Speaker 1: a crappy anyway. Thank you for coming on the show, Excel.

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01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:38,160
Speaker 1: I have a beautiful day, Okay, so much for It's

2404
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:43,800
Speaker 1: a pleasure meeting you. That's great. I mean it's not great.

2405
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:46,760
Speaker 1: Text message. I'm an MC and DJ I had to

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01:47:46,760 --> 01:47:49,080
Speaker 1: get the bride and groom from the bridal suite when

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Speaker 1: I walked in and found them shooting Heroin into their arms,

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01:47:52,600 --> 01:47:55,400
Speaker 1: and I have to have them walk into the banquet

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01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:59,280
Speaker 1: hall in the and they're both hies a kite. Can

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01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:03,840
Speaker 1: you imagine rigging up before you walk into your wedding?

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01:48:06,760 --> 01:48:11,400
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, this is gonna be great here do this.

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01:48:12,280 --> 01:48:13,840
Speaker 1: You thought your wedding was a crap show.

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Speaker 18: Your wedding was come completely normal compared to all this

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Speaker 16: Elvist ran in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Show, Scottie b U is starting quite a controversy in

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Speaker 1: the other studio. He would you know he loves to

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01:49:01,920 --> 01:49:04,120
Speaker 1: make a sandwich and bring it in every day. Yeah,

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01:49:04,439 --> 01:49:07,040
Speaker 1: he was eating this morning sandwich. What he's still eating

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Speaker 1: it now? Sorry, Yeah, what sandwich did you prepare yourself?

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Speaker 36: It was a sliced chicken with Swiss cheese and mayo

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Speaker 36: and cherry tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: And okay, several controversial things going on. He put cherry

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01:49:18,360 --> 01:49:20,880
Speaker 1: tomatoes on a sandwich. But they're not sliced, their whole

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01:49:21,000 --> 01:49:24,719
Speaker 1: cherry tomatoes. Yeah, yeah, don't they.

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Speaker 36: Squirt when you eat them? I only had one squirting incident.

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Speaker 36: Usually I navigate around them, so I get a whole

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01:49:29,240 --> 01:49:30,320
Speaker 36: one in my mouth with each BikeE.

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Speaker 1: Okay. But the but the major controversy is, you know,

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Speaker 1: when you open up the loaf of bread, we call

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01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:41,680
Speaker 1: it the heel. Some people call it the ass end

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01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:43,680
Speaker 1: of the bread. You know, it's it's the end of

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01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:45,240
Speaker 1: the bread. What do you call it? What do you

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01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:47,400
Speaker 1: call it? Gandhi? What do you call it? The butt

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01:49:47,439 --> 01:49:50,760
Speaker 1: of the bread? Yeah, he actually used that as one

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01:49:50,840 --> 01:49:53,960
Speaker 1: of the slices of bread on a sandwich, and I think, okay,

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01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:55,160
Speaker 1: it's bread. What's the problem.

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Speaker 19: And when the controversy started, there was four of us

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01:49:57,880 --> 01:50:00,519
Speaker 19: in the studio, including Scotti, and there was three people

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Speaker 19: against using the ass of the bread and only one

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Speaker 19: four and that was Scotty By.

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Speaker 36: To tell you, sometimes I use two asses, double the ass.

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Speaker 8: Technically you shouldn't waste food and you should use it.

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01:50:16,520 --> 01:50:19,400
Speaker 8: But in my house, my kids refuse to eat the

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01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:22,280
Speaker 8: ass of the bread way because they say it's like

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01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:23,479
Speaker 8: it doesn't taste the same.

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01:50:23,560 --> 01:50:24,120
Speaker 13: It doesn't.

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01:50:24,160 --> 01:50:28,880
Speaker 1: It's burn it's chewy, it's stale. I always I always

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01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:31,479
Speaker 1: buy a light loaf so it's never burned. It tastes good.

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Speaker 1: You eat the ass. I love eating the ass. You

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Speaker 1: know you're wasting, You're wasting good bread. The ass helps

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Speaker 1: keep the middle fresher. If you take the ass, then

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Speaker 1: that that next piece is going to become stale. That

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01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:50,639
Speaker 1: ass is used to seal the rest of the loaf.

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01:50:51,200 --> 01:50:53,160
Speaker 1: That makes sense. I agree with you there, So that

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01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:57,800
Speaker 1: ass never gets equal. So delicious exactly, it's delicious, and

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Speaker 1: you wait till the very end and then you go

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Speaker 1: for it, all right, all right, enough enough, we gotta

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01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:03,280
Speaker 1: be careful here, yes, Gary.

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Speaker 11: So yes, And I wait till the very end, and

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01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:06,960
Speaker 11: I'm left with the two asses, and then I put

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Speaker 11: them in the toaster.

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Speaker 13: And if you if you.

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Speaker 1: Put them in the yeah, it's good to toast that ass,

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01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:18,479
Speaker 1: absolutely all right. So let's waste not want not, you know, Scotty,

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01:51:18,560 --> 01:51:23,160
Speaker 1: I salute you for eating the ass of the bread. Yea,

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01:51:25,240 --> 01:51:28,680
Speaker 1: or as this texture says, you can dice them and

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01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:30,280
Speaker 1: make them into croutons.

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Speaker 13: Who's got the time for that?

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01:51:32,320 --> 01:51:34,720
Speaker 1: That's it takes no time at all.

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01:51:35,040 --> 01:51:35,960
Speaker 8: That's a lot of time.

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01:51:36,280 --> 01:51:36,679
Speaker 1: It isn't.

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01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:38,360
Speaker 8: Could you put them in front onion soup?

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01:51:38,439 --> 01:51:38,840
Speaker 1: You could?

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01:51:39,200 --> 01:51:39,479
Speaker 16: You could?

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01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:40,800
Speaker 1: What you do is you you?

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01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:41,240
Speaker 7: Uh?

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01:51:41,720 --> 01:51:45,000
Speaker 1: You slice them in like little squares, little dice, dice

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Speaker 1: and then maybe toss with a little olive oil and

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Speaker 1: some salt and pepper, maybe a little garlic if you want,

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01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:52,800
Speaker 1: and then you toast them in the in the oven.

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Speaker 1: Take that long, Scotty, You eat that bread anyway you want, sir,

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I will if it's wrong.

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01:52:00,320 --> 01:52:00,840
Speaker 27: Uh.

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01:52:01,880 --> 01:52:04,200
Speaker 1: They call it, this texture says, the ass of the bread.

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01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:06,360
Speaker 1: They call it the hose slice. Everyone touches it, but

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Speaker 1: no one really wants it.

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Speaker 8: That is true, though it does get fingered the most,

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01:52:14,080 --> 01:52:18,439
Speaker 8: that piece of We are moving on, We.

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01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:21,240
Speaker 1: Are moving on. Hey, I'm at sharing.

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Speaker 16: Hey, what's up.

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Speaker 13: In the morning?

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Speaker 1: Right shows, don let's get out of here until next time.

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Speaker 1: Say peace out, everybody, he said, everybody,