1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini Eisol. 2 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 2: Tell me what you want, tell me what you need. 3 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,759 Speaker 3: Tell me it ain't good enough for your baby. Tell 4 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 3: me there it is. There, it is Gentiles and Little 5 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 3: Mama's a life. Welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of 6 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 3: My Mama Told. 7 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 4: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets 8 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 4: of black conspiracy theorys. 9 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 3: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you 10 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 3: the listeners have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode. 11 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that intro. I do want to say, 12 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 4: for the record, I came back to fix the so 13 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 4: anxious one. I saw that people listen to every episode. 14 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 4: I just wanted it to be known. That's why I 15 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:00,959 Speaker 4: did that. 16 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 3: I noticed that today and I'm sorry I didn't bring 17 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 3: it up, but it's good. I think your conspiracy took 18 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 3: us on a tangent that sort of like, uh, things 19 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 3: got lost. But yeah, I'm very proud of you for 20 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 3: coming back and not giving up on the so anxious 21 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 3: of it all. 22 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 4: I just want to do right by Elgin Lumpkin. 23 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 3: There are rare times where a person has named the 24 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 3: thing where you're like, yeah, you had to pick a 25 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 3: different name. 26 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,839 Speaker 4: You had to be genuine. 27 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 3: You had to be genuine, it would be no way fine. 28 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 4: And your name is Elgin. 29 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 3: This is Elgin Lumpkin. That's the worst goddamn name ever picked. 30 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 3: It's so bad, it's terrible. And there we make fun 31 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 3: of rappers names whatever. Elgin Lumpkin is unbelievably bad. 32 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 4: Who his dad new his last name was lumpkin dog? 33 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 4: You should have genuine lumpkin. 34 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 3: You gotta get him, You gotta hit him off with something, 35 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 3: sweet man, you know what you're giving him. 36 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 4: You gotta call him slip slip lumpkin. You can't. 37 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 3: Like. 38 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 4: What do you think? Is he really defied the odds. 39 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 3: He broke every fucking rule. And that's why I like 40 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 3: him now. Is like he continues to break rules, every 41 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,920 Speaker 3: other person's hair rules, of course, But every other person 42 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 3: his age has has continued to try to be a 43 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 3: sex symbol. Every single other R and B singer of 44 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 3: his guild has like continue to try to beat make 45 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 3: women horny and and Elgin Lumpkin is the only one 46 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 3: brave enough to be like, I'm fat, I'm silly looking, 47 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 3: and I'm gonna lean in like a goddamn motherfucker. I 48 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 3: am going to make this funny all the way through. 49 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:59,399 Speaker 4: You know what's also you know what's crazy about him? 50 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 4: To me? In late stage Genuine, he has a hairline 51 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 4: and he refuses to fix it up. 52 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 3: He doesn't change a thing because he knows he looks 53 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 3: like an idiot. And that's so much better than looking cool. 54 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 4: That's true, looking cool, there's a shelf life. But you 55 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 4: take the coolest looking guy at any moment five years 56 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 4: from that moment, he looks stupid. 57 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 3: He looks like an idiot. 58 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, you take a Genuine. 59 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 3: That's gonna last forever. 60 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 4: Me he looks like a Caribbean substitute teacher. 61 00:03:34,920 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 5: It's like, may I'm all signorine. Oh man. Yeah, he's 62 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 5: fucking nailing it. 63 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 3: And I pray to God that I have the foresight 64 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 3: when i'm his age to be like, bro, be silly. 65 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 3: There's no reason to still be self conscious about it. 66 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 4: I mean, I think you're doing the smart thing by 67 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 4: starting it young. You know you're silly now. It's easier 68 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 4: way later. 69 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's easy to go silly. But I think he's 70 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,119 Speaker 3: doing a braver thing because he's doing it from top 71 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 3: to bottom. Do you know what I mean? Like, he's 72 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 3: silly in his spirit, but this nigga is also silly 73 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 3: in his shoes and sit his jacket and his head. Yeah, 74 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, you really believe in this shit, 75 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:43,360 Speaker 3: and I hope I continue to really believe in it 76 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 3: because to the more private conversation we were happy having 77 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 3: before we started recording, a lot of our heroes stop 78 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 3: being silly. 79 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:56,359 Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, they take themselves too seriously. And then it's like, 80 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 4: it's not great, we're losing heroes by the gallon anyways, but. 81 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, just just awfu of their own misbehavior so long. 82 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,479 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but to lose to lose sight of your 83 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 4: humor is like in what we do is like a 84 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 4: very You're doing everyone of just service, including yourself. It's heartbreaking. 85 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 4: It's really hard to watch. Like, bro, you don't even 86 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 4: know you're funny anymore? Yeah, come on, like again, it was. 87 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:31,159 Speaker 3: The one thing I respected about Cosby in his uh 88 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 3: his downfall on to hear me out. It wasn't the rape. 89 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 3: I didn't respect that, uh. But but even even in 90 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 3: even in his like worst fucking moments, Cosby would be 91 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:54,719 Speaker 3: walking into jail and then like turn Yeah, he's just 92 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 3: still being a silly billy all the way to fucking prison. 93 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 3: And that I was like, Okay, man, you really do 94 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 3: believe in this comedy. 95 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 4: Shit, you're not mean that being said, that is my 96 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 4: biggest fear, being silly all the way to prison. But also, uh, 97 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 4: you do dance with the one you brought, dance with 98 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 4: the one you brought. Like so many people, I think 99 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 4: even of our peers, get on a little bit and 100 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,720 Speaker 4: then tend to Now all of a sudden, now you're 101 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 4: a political figure. What the fuck? Man? 102 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 6: Yeah, I've seen you do whippis. Come on, man, be 103 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 6: the Whippits guy. Bro isak, you isink. You say horrible 104 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 6: things into a microphone that should have never been documented, 105 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 6: and they weren't. 106 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, the generation we started in for not 107 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 3: documenting everything we were fucking saying. 108 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 4: Bro to cod Late night open Mic, David Bori twenty twelve. 109 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 4: Come on a lot of problems I had excused. 110 00:06:55,680 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 3: Dude, the things I was willing to just try out 111 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 3: and see if that might be my character. 112 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 4: This could be funny. I'm trying to find my voice. 113 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 3: Maybe this is how I'll identify as a comedian. Don't 114 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 3: say that, No, more. 115 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, but you learned. I mean, yeah, I thank god, 116 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 4: thank God, and now I am hilarious. 117 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're very funny. And so you've made it past 118 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 3: all of that, and I hope we're ashamed of what 119 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 3: we're doing at some point in the in the distant 120 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 3: future again. 121 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 4: Oh, I will be. You think this is gonna hold 122 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 4: up the ship we've been saying on here. You're gonna 123 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 4: have to answer to your children. 124 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 3: That's fair, and that's why I'm leaving. That's why old 125 00:07:52,960 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 3: Langston Kerman's not sticking around. It's gonna be a day 126 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 3: where they become sentient and I'm gonna be like, well, 127 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to mosey. 128 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 4: I gotta go a pack of cigarettes. 129 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 3: I'm gonna get up out of here. Daughter's son. It's 130 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 3: been a pleasure, charmed. Sure. 131 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 4: Oh before we before enough. I just have to ask, 132 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 4: because multiple people have asked me, did you keep that wig? 133 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 3: I did keep the wig. 134 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 4: In my life. 135 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 3: No, And frankly, I was gonna bring this up at 136 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 3: a different point, but I did. I was sent you know, 137 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 3: I don't often listen back to the podcast, but I 138 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 3: sent a clip of of you and Olivia's conversation on 139 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 3: the mini episode where you were discussing apparently you believe 140 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 3: that I'm I'm willing to wear the wig as a 141 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 3: coercion for sex with my wife. Is what I've been 142 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 3: led to understand is that you think I put on 143 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 3: the wig and I somehow speak differently to my wife 144 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 3: and that gets all moist in her pains. 145 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 4: I truly don't remember, But is that not the funniest niggertick? 146 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 3: Just get the house. What made me most, what made 147 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,839 Speaker 3: me most upset was that you implied that I would 148 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 3: come home in the wig and I was like putting 149 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 3: it on in the car and immediately I jump in 150 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 3: the character and my wife, my sick, sick wife would 151 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 3: would know that this is me getting horned up and 152 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 3: would play along inside of it. 153 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 4: Oh man, I don't even remember that, but that's hilarious. 154 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,720 Speaker 3: The fucked up shit you all said about me. Yeah, 155 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 3: Dart appreciate it one bit. 156 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:57,440 Speaker 4: You should listen to a TV episode. No, I don't 157 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 4: think we said it. I don't even remember that. Damn, 158 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:01,839 Speaker 4: I got a start. I don't have a good memory 159 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,679 Speaker 4: of this podcast. It worries me sometimes. 160 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:08,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you know we are mostly saying nonsense. 161 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,679 Speaker 3: And it's probably good to put that out of your 162 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 3: head as quickly as possis. 163 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 4: The thing is just silly shit. That is just a funny, 164 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:22,320 Speaker 4: silly thing to say. I'm actually a good guy, family man, 165 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:28,439 Speaker 4: responsible business owner, and I get on here and I'm 166 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 4: talking crazy about wigs and people's wives. I don't mean 167 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 4: that shit. I don't know what he's laughing at. It 168 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 4: feels like maybe the wrong thing. 169 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,559 Speaker 3: It's just the way you said it made it seem 170 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 3: as if at some point your church group is going 171 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,960 Speaker 3: to have a separate meeting to discuss the things that 172 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 3: you've been saying on your secret podcast. 173 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 4: I mean, there are people in my life that I 174 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 4: am glad that don't listen. 175 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,720 Speaker 3: Absolutely yeah, yeah, okay, good good, Yeah, a lot of people. Yeah, no, 176 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 3: I listen. If my mom heard the podcast, that would 177 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 3: be fine. There's no moral issue here, but but I 178 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,680 Speaker 3: prefer she doesn't there. I like you able to speak 179 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,079 Speaker 3: loosely about some things that my mom. 180 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,719 Speaker 4: Started listening early on, and since she really liked it 181 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,640 Speaker 4: and then has not brought it up again, So I 182 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 4: think that that's There's also like an old lady in 183 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,560 Speaker 4: my building who's like she like seventy five, and she's 184 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 4: always like, oh, David, I never ask you where do 185 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 4: you go to do your comedy skits? And she's so 186 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 4: sweet and I would hate for her to understand. 187 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 3: It's it's maybe one of the last places I would 188 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:46,080 Speaker 3: send my family or people I'm meeting for the first time, you. 189 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 4: Know what I mean. 190 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 3: But like that, I know are legitimately going to have 191 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,080 Speaker 3: to be like important figures and my relations you like, 192 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,080 Speaker 3: if it's a person our age, fuck you go listen 193 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 3: to my podcast. But if it's like a nice friend 194 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:03,680 Speaker 3: of mine, my wife's mom that wants to know where 195 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:10,679 Speaker 3: she can learn more about me and my comedy. 196 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,439 Speaker 4: I don't Yeah, that's not who. I don't want anyone. 197 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 4: I don't want to have to answer for the things 198 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:13,640 Speaker 4: I say. 199 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,080 Speaker 3: I want you to hear it. 200 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,880 Speaker 4: I want to make some money, you know what I mean? 201 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,720 Speaker 3: Right, Yet, don't want you to think is right. 202 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,199 Speaker 4: Here? You want here? And then they don't think you're 203 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 4: like a normal person. 204 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, no, this is this is this young 205 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,679 Speaker 3: man is disturbed. 206 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like his wife and a wig. 207 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 3: We got an email. Now, before we get to the email, 208 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 3: we have one other thing that we were going to 209 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 3: talk about because we got a separate email, This one. 210 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:51,720 Speaker 4: I forgot. 211 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,560 Speaker 7: This is my favorite email that's never been sent to 212 00:12:55,920 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 7: the to the fucking podcast. It was an email from 213 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 7: Meteoric Partnerships, and let us be clear, it was not 214 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,199 Speaker 7: written to me. 215 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:17,640 Speaker 3: This email is very explicitly for David. It has nothing 216 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 3: to do with me. They don't address me one bit. 217 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 3: This is a DA David specific email and they only 218 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,120 Speaker 3: refer to him by his Twitter hand or is Instagram handled? 219 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:36,200 Speaker 3: Cool guy jokes eighty seven and they say, Hi, cool 220 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 3: guy Jokes eighty seven. My name is Charles, and I 221 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,439 Speaker 3: am reaching out to you because we absolutely love your 222 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 3: Instagram content and believe you would really enjoy partnering with 223 00:13:47,760 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 3: compression socks. Yeah, not a specific brandom, compression socks, compression 224 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 3: socks in general. They think you are the perfect partner 225 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 3: for compression socks. 226 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 4: You know, sometimes you really think you're out here. You're like, 227 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:27,880 Speaker 4: I'm cool man, I'm a city boy. Do you feel 228 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 4: do your feet gets swollen airplanes? 229 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 3: Do you when you're sleep and feel a little tingly 230 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 3: too often in your toes? Are you we gotta pray 231 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,360 Speaker 3: for you? 232 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 4: Are you too big to sit still for a long time? 233 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 3: Is gout a threat. 234 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:54,520 Speaker 4: Oh man, how did they find me? Is a crazy thing, bro. 235 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 3: They saw you in your Instagram picture and they were 236 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:13,160 Speaker 3: like twenty thousand followers and that body cut. We just 237 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,480 Speaker 3: found our jack from State far. 238 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,280 Speaker 4: He's gonna change the compression. 239 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 3: This man is about to be our fucking face. He 240 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 3: started H five and. 241 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,880 Speaker 4: My grandpa started this company. Here no where to go, 242 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,119 Speaker 4: he said. All I want to do is get compression. 243 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 4: Where the black youth. Oh it's truly one of the 244 00:15:55,960 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 4: worst emails I've seen, se compounded by the fact because 245 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 4: it's been a high cool guy Joe City seven. I 246 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,400 Speaker 4: didn't know it went to my mama told me email. 247 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 3: Oh you thought this was private for a second. 248 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have been. 249 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 3: I thought you wouldn't be able to read. 250 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:34,120 Speaker 8: It everyone in front of my friends. 251 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 3: Oh man, yeah fuck yeah, there's a great email. And 252 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 3: unfortunately I don't think meteoric partnerships. It doesn't seem like 253 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:52,960 Speaker 3: David is fully interested in your collaboration just yet. But 254 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 3: but I would that keep emailing and yeah it maybe 255 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 3: send a few samples if if that's. 256 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,240 Speaker 4: Honestly, I probably just one of those every three months 257 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,680 Speaker 4: to keep my ego in check. I'm feeling good, shot 258 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,440 Speaker 4: a special feeling confident about myself in the world. 259 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 3: Fuck, bitch, you look generally ill. We'll pay you to 260 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 3: get healthcare. I'll oh man, we're calling upon you because 261 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 3: we have we have new merch. We have very exciting 262 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 3: merch that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great. 263 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:44,160 Speaker 3: We love it so much. 264 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 4: Just sleek, it's sexy. 265 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have? 266 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 267 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,800 Speaker 4: really fun. We have a two tone hat Alien Dad hat, 268 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 4: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have 269 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,760 Speaker 4: the enamel pin with Alien who has a cooofie on 270 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 4: it since my mama told me. And then we have 271 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,880 Speaker 4: t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is who 272 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,280 Speaker 4: you are. 273 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 274 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 3: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a 275 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 3: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and 276 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 3: we would love for you to get some if you 277 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,760 Speaker 3: haven't got it already, and we want you to have 278 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:28,120 Speaker 3: all the sweet stuff, so get it. We got another email. 279 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 4: We have another email not sucked or compression base. Please 280 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,960 Speaker 4: do not use my name. I will not this is 281 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:43,880 Speaker 4: from blank. It says Israelites, Carlos and the Moorish Nationals, 282 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 4: which you know that got us excited as soon as 283 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,960 Speaker 4: we saw it. Let's just get into it, says Gruting's 284 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:54,199 Speaker 4: Little Brother David and the Light skin Devil Langston. All right, 285 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 4: first of all, double fuck you? 286 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:57,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck? 287 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,400 Speaker 4: Those were both? 288 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,479 Speaker 3: I'm seven years so I don't get to speak to 289 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 3: me like that. That's crazy. 290 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, who is this man? 291 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 3: You mean crazy? 292 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 4: I was smuk around and say your whole name? How 293 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 4: about that greeting to you? 294 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:19,400 Speaker 3: We just go crazy and docks him. So maybe next 295 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 3: time use our real names like. 296 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:22,800 Speaker 1: That. 297 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,880 Speaker 3: Seemed like you tak it a bit too far there. 298 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 4: All right, greetings little brother David in the Light Skined 299 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 4: double Lnson. First, I want to say that I love 300 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,320 Speaker 4: this show and it keeps me in touch with the culture. 301 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,680 Speaker 4: I found out about the k DI and Drake B 302 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,800 Speaker 4: from you guys, and boy, the hilarity that ensued you. 303 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,879 Speaker 3: Found out from us, that's crazy. 304 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 4: That is crazy. 305 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 3: It was we were dazed after it had really uh 306 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 3: kicked into gear. My man's gotta be Oh yeah, you 307 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,919 Speaker 3: watched person who shall not be named? Yeah, fucking it 308 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,160 Speaker 3: is a man. Yeah, you gotta you gotta reflect youah, 309 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 3: this is you're too old now. 310 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,639 Speaker 4: It feels like you're saying k dot to try to 311 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:15,200 Speaker 4: appeal to the young Drake intersy Ah. I found out 312 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 4: about your podcast during an interview Langston did on stuff 313 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,640 Speaker 4: they don't want you to know. Been trying to get 314 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 4: Skeptic's Guide to the Universe to book you both as 315 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 4: guest speakers, but they've been bougie about it, so fuck them. 316 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 4: Bush spelled wrong, which is the least bougie thing you 317 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:29,920 Speaker 4: can do. 318 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 3: That's nice, all right. 319 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaker 4: Please don't take Carlos for granted. 320 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,360 Speaker 3: All right, now you're talking crazy. 321 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:43,919 Speaker 4: But I feel like this, Murdy Carlos. Please don't take 322 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 4: Carlos for granted. That dude sounds unhitched and seriously disturbed. 323 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,359 Speaker 4: Make sure y'all stay safe and strapped. And I agree. 324 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,439 Speaker 4: The more I listen to the show, the more I 325 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,399 Speaker 4: am convinced Langston is evil, and I am thankful he 326 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,440 Speaker 4: is on our side. Until the Whites make here and 327 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,360 Speaker 4: their leader Drake a better offer. 328 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,920 Speaker 3: That's tair. I will change that for money. I don't 329 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 3: think you would. I'd say it. 330 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,040 Speaker 4: Like you went through that internally, just now. 331 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to think about it, but I'd lead 332 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,240 Speaker 3: people to believe it for sure. 333 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,920 Speaker 4: It's it's a lot more fun to make people think 334 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 4: you're a bad guy than a good guy. I found 335 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,520 Speaker 4: him like, especially if you actually are a good guy 336 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:31,600 Speaker 4: or just. 337 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,680 Speaker 3: It's not funny when bad guys are. That's not true. 338 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 3: Trump is funny. 339 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,959 Speaker 4: He's very funny. 340 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 3: And he's a bad guy who tells you he's a 341 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:41,600 Speaker 3: bad guy. 342 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, which is the most bad guy thing to do. 343 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,200 Speaker 4: It is really funny, though. 344 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:50,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's unbelievably funny. Vladimir Putin, he's real funny. 345 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:57,879 Speaker 4: About Nigga. Somebody shared a video of me wearing a 346 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,520 Speaker 4: Diddy T shirt today and I was like. 347 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,480 Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. 348 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,240 Speaker 4: Anyways, so a few months ago, I went out to 349 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,720 Speaker 4: dinner with some friends and one of the brothers took 350 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,639 Speaker 4: out a Moorish national passport and stating that we didn't 351 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 4: have to pay taxes on the meal. Sounded like the 352 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,040 Speaker 4: stupidest shit I've ever heard, and I was waiting for 353 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 4: the I R s with the newly bestowed guns to 354 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 4: come down and shoot this dumb ass with the irs 355 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 4: got guns. 356 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,080 Speaker 3: No, I didn't know that, but maybe that's some ship 357 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,760 Speaker 3: we ain't up on. We just focused on that this 358 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,240 Speaker 3: Drake and k dot beef. 359 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems like a problem for those of us 360 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:46,760 Speaker 4: who aren't tax compliant guns Low and Behold. The restaurant 361 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 4: accepted his tax except status as a Morrish national. I 362 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 4: researched this further, and there are all sorts of connections 363 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,560 Speaker 4: to the Israelites and other pro black movements. I knew 364 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 4: a cat that got his house loan missed using this 365 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 4: concept that his person and government identity are not the same, 366 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,679 Speaker 4: and no debts owed by the government name can be 367 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,399 Speaker 4: enforced on the person or some shit like that. Are you, brothers, 368 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,439 Speaker 4: familiar with this? And what's the truth about this? Is 369 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 4: this something you've seen in the culture? I have heard 370 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:25,960 Speaker 4: about this loosely, not within the idea of not paying taxes, 371 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 4: but in the idea of declaring your state self a 372 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 4: sovereign state or nation a sovereign nation, and then you. 373 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,040 Speaker 3: Are a sovereign citizen thus sort of lord of a 374 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,040 Speaker 3: sovereign nation. 375 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 4: Right, and then you are exempt from But I've only 376 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 4: I've really only ever heard it in like truly like 377 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,760 Speaker 4: blunt circles and like like I've never heard it explained 378 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,679 Speaker 4: in like a realistic way, but I have heard the 379 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 4: idea of it. It's exciting. 380 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I frankly what surprises me most. And this is 381 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,960 Speaker 3: not the sovereign part, because I actually have done a 382 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:12,399 Speaker 3: fair amount of research into sovereign communities, and specifically it 383 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:18,679 Speaker 3: is very, very stupid and on its surface, there is 384 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 3: no real logic to it. It is truly just adults 385 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,200 Speaker 3: being like, I do not want to pay my taxes, 386 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 3: I do not live under this government law. And so 387 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 3: they will like eliminate their all documentation like driver's license, 388 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,160 Speaker 3: they won't passports, all their shit, and they will start 389 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 3: printing out their own versions of these things, where they've 390 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:45,600 Speaker 3: given themselves fake titles and weird names and have declarations 391 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,520 Speaker 3: written on the documents that basically say they are not 392 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,160 Speaker 3: They don't have to abide by traffic laws, they don't 393 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,439 Speaker 3: have to like pay taxes or listen to any version 394 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 3: of authoritative figures as they were, and so like, there's 395 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,840 Speaker 3: huge communities of specifically white people doing this. This is 396 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:10,960 Speaker 3: the first I'm hearing of the Moors being directly connected 397 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:11,360 Speaker 3: to it. 398 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:17,960 Speaker 4: This is the most exciting thing I've ever heard. Are 399 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,119 Speaker 4: you saying these white people are getting away with this. 400 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,679 Speaker 3: I'm saying that white people are attempting to get away 401 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:29,080 Speaker 3: with it, and more often than not, what they do 402 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,640 Speaker 3: is when they get caught for various things that they 403 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 3: do is they figured out strategies for clogging up courtrooms. 404 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,359 Speaker 3: So like they basically will let's say they get arrested 405 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,679 Speaker 3: or held accountable in some kind of way for not 406 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,480 Speaker 3: paying taxes, for breaking laws, whatever it is, they find 407 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,680 Speaker 3: ways to make it so that like the cases will 408 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:57,040 Speaker 3: get stuck in limbo after limbo after limbo, so that 409 00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 3: they cannot move the the resolution forward. 410 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:08,760 Speaker 4: Okay, because this is something I have heard. Oh man, 411 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 4: I'm gonna butcher the story. But a friend of mine, 412 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:17,600 Speaker 4: his uncle is like super deep into the military, and 413 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,680 Speaker 4: I think there's video of it, but it's something along 414 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 4: the lines of like he was being tried in court 415 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:31,120 Speaker 4: and he said that he does not acknowledge being tried 416 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 4: under the flag they were waving in court because something 417 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:41,280 Speaker 4: about the orientation of that flag, he does not recognize it, 418 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,679 Speaker 4: and they used it to like get thrown out. Does 419 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 4: that make sense what I'm saying. 420 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't get thrown out though, And that's where 421 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,919 Speaker 3: the story's always become sort of these weird hyperbolic things. 422 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,920 Speaker 3: Is like, the man goes, I do not identify under 423 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,199 Speaker 3: the law of discourt. Yeah, something like that. Damn he 424 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:08,400 Speaker 3: figured it out, the one loopholet. We cannot fathom him 425 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 3: saying he's not a citizen of the United States. Oh no, 426 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,120 Speaker 3: we must greet this man. And it's like, no, that's 427 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 3: not what happens at all. It's just a bunch of 428 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:23,600 Speaker 3: idiots making court harder for the people that do court 429 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:29,439 Speaker 3: because they are dumb in their logic but community oriented 430 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:35,320 Speaker 3: enough to create problems for like moving cases and trials forward, 431 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:40,200 Speaker 3: and so it just becomes clogged up courts and weird 432 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 3: fucking arguments with psychopaths because they claim I'm not a 433 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,360 Speaker 3: citizen of the United States and won't roll down their 434 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 3: window when police come knocking on their doors and shit that. 435 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 4: And I do not know the resolution of the story, 436 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:59,480 Speaker 4: but it does. That feels in line with what you're saying. 437 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 4: I mean. 438 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,680 Speaker 3: And now to the question that this person is introducing 439 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:10,199 Speaker 3: of his friend throwing down this more Moorish national passport 440 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,040 Speaker 3: and not having to take pay taxes on the meal, 441 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,679 Speaker 3: the fact that he experienced it firsthand, I can't speak 442 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:24,159 Speaker 3: to I've known some mores in a weird way. I 443 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,760 Speaker 3: have my I won't name names, but there's a member, 444 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 3: a sort of member of my family that was a 445 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 3: more and is a more rather and wears the little 446 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 3: hat and shit and identifies with all of that. This 447 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Speaker 3: motherfucker ain't never thrown down his passport to make our 448 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 3: mules cheaper. So I maybe no, he's he actually had 449 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,040 Speaker 3: very little income to pay for much. 450 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,920 Speaker 4: It could be the most complicated part of the dinner. Sometimes. 451 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 4: I think we've all been in a I didn't order 452 00:28:59,000 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 4: a strawberry lemon. 453 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:12,959 Speaker 9: Wait, but I didn't have none of your fries. No, no, no, 454 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,400 Speaker 9: I know you split the fries with. 455 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 3: Her, but I didn't have none of the fries. 456 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 4: I don't even know her. 457 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, I he ain't never once thrown thrown down his 458 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,800 Speaker 3: passport to help resolve a problem. This feels like maybe 459 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 3: a weird interaction happened at a restaurant and you you 460 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 3: were witnessed to it, and not I would say, an 461 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 3: example of an everyday experience many of us are going 462 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:44,680 Speaker 3: to go through. 463 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:50,520 Speaker 4: And I also listen, I get it. The waiters like, man, fine. 464 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, right, that's what I feel saying it doesn't feel 465 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,920 Speaker 3: like he just threw it down, and the waiter was like, oh, sorry, brother, 466 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,400 Speaker 3: I had no idea. I'll remove those taxes. It feels 467 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,160 Speaker 3: like he throw it down. 468 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:09,720 Speaker 2: He was like, excuse me, wait, staff manager, are you 469 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,640 Speaker 2: aware of Proclamation thirteen eighty six that said? 470 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 3: And they're like, bro, fine, fine, yeah, exactly, Bro, we 471 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 3: eat the fourteen dollars. 472 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, get out of here, just don't leave, just leave. Yeah, 473 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,280 Speaker 4: hope you enjoyed your hibachi. 474 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 2: The white man has no law for black man's taxes. 475 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 3: He's like, fuck, all right, yeah, yeah, okay. 476 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 4: I'm working at double bro. 477 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720 Speaker 3: I'm so tired. 478 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, you get out of here. 479 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,680 Speaker 3: My girl, don't speak to me right now. I don't. 480 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,680 Speaker 3: I can't. Yeah, okay. 481 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,680 Speaker 4: So I think we can agree that this is something 482 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,160 Speaker 4: that we've at least heard referenced, and that we're not 483 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,160 Speaker 4: into it. There is more to the email, though. Hold on. Yeah, 484 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 4: he says, peace, my brothers, and keep up the great work. 485 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 4: Love the show. Can't wait to see you live. Yes, 486 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,840 Speaker 4: come see us live, give us some money, PS have 487 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 4: Olivia on more often. It's nice to have a female 488 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,000 Speaker 4: voice on the show. Yeah, we would love it if 489 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,080 Speaker 4: she wasn't always getting her staying on a boat. 490 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 3: He has Olivia stay on the trip and Olivia stay 491 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,880 Speaker 3: doing something nasty with a bunch of girls. 492 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,760 Speaker 4: Yo. She Olivia got bad bitch vacations on deck though. 493 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,840 Speaker 4: That is pretty cool. Yeah, she's always going to Malaysia. 494 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 4: That was not a good example. 495 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:40,360 Speaker 3: But you know all those exotic girls Micronesia. 496 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,840 Speaker 4: Uh and then there's a pss Langston, your character on 497 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,200 Speaker 4: South Side was hilarious. One of the funniest characters I've 498 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,040 Speaker 4: seen in years. 499 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,680 Speaker 3: That's beautiful. These are all very nice words. 500 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,120 Speaker 4: And yeah except for begins. 501 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 3: Yeah you really you really buy right in the beginning, 502 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 3: but you you cleaned it up well at the end. 503 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,960 Speaker 4: So I would say, yeah, I give him a sixty. 504 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,120 Speaker 4: You could pass. Okay, I want to take you home 505 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 4: to your mom, but you passed. 506 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 3: Now you're gonna have to put a little line in 507 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,479 Speaker 3: the middle of that date to make it look like 508 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 3: your teacher is weird handwriting. 509 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 4: Did you ever? Did you ever get away with that? Uh? 510 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,120 Speaker 3: No, I was too scared to try. 511 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,160 Speaker 4: Yeah that's a good call. 512 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I in my heart there were times where 513 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,600 Speaker 3: I was like, damn, I wish but I was way 514 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,000 Speaker 3: too scared to try to pull it off. 515 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,000 Speaker 4: I tried to reverse. I had bombed some shit, and 516 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,160 Speaker 4: they wanted my mom to sign saying that she saw 517 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,200 Speaker 4: how bad I had fucked up. I am so stupid. 518 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:52,920 Speaker 4: I signed in like green marker and like just did 519 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,560 Speaker 4: her initials, not even incursive. Well, and then took it 520 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:02,840 Speaker 4: back and my teacher was like, no, are you serious. 521 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,080 Speaker 3: That's the writing on that one, because you use green 522 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 3: marker on both. Yeah, yeah, that's your signature. You're David 523 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,680 Speaker 3: Bory in green. 524 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:18,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, you're You're much smarter than me. All right, Well, 525 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:18,880 Speaker 4: I think we did it. 526 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 3: I think we did it. I hope that this covers it. Yeah, 527 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,000 Speaker 3: I agree, I think. 528 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,400 Speaker 4: Well, Langston, do you want to tell the people where 529 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 4: they can find you and what cool shit you have 530 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 4: going on? 531 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,240 Speaker 3: Oh? Nice? Yeah, this is great, what an exciting turn 532 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,560 Speaker 3: of events. You can follow me at Langston Herman on 533 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 3: all social media platforms. I ain't got nothing cool going on. 534 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 3: Watch Everybody's in la if you haven't seen that already 535 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 3: and that Yeah, that's it all right? 536 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:52,120 Speaker 4: Cool guy Chruck eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com, 537 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 4: slash David Bori d A v I d G B 538 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,440 Speaker 4: O R I E. My Special Birth of a Nation 539 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 4: will be there to just in about six weeks. In 540 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 4: the meantime, dropping a little bit of video content behind 541 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,680 Speaker 4: the scenes stuff all that. Also watched Exploding Kittens on 542 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,720 Speaker 4: Netflix in July. 543 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,320 Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Oh Exploding Kittens. That's exciting. 544 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 4: Yeah episode baby, Hell yeah. 545 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,720 Speaker 3: I love that game. 546 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,040 Speaker 4: Really, I never played it. There they said they sent 547 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 4: me some I have not opened them. 548 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,040 Speaker 3: I was about to say, I don't. I'm never gonna 549 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 3: recommend a game to you ever again, given how you reacted. 550 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,200 Speaker 4: Come on, man, you recommended the worst game. 551 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,320 Speaker 3: I told you it was an intense thing, and frankly 552 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,839 Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't so much recommend it as you 553 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,320 Speaker 3: told me you tried it, and I was like, oh 554 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,840 Speaker 3: it was fucking you didn't like it. I love it 555 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,320 Speaker 3: so much. 556 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,280 Speaker 4: A bunch of us didn't like it. But we're open again. 557 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,400 Speaker 4: I'm trying to be a better person. I would love 558 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,000 Speaker 4: a game night. 559 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:57,160 Speaker 3: Exploding Kittens is really fun because it's completely by its 560 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:02,000 Speaker 3: complete chance and also fast. I like that, like it's 561 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,359 Speaker 3: it's nonsense and has no real like stakes to it, 562 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,600 Speaker 3: and so like, if you just need some shit to 563 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,319 Speaker 3: bullshit around the table while you're waiting for people to 564 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,040 Speaker 3: show up or into the night type vibes. It's like 565 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 3: great because it goes fast and nobody's a real champion 566 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:20,080 Speaker 3: when it's all over. 567 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,520 Speaker 4: Okay, that's interesting. We had a game night recently with 568 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,319 Speaker 4: Mario Party that was pretty fun. Yeah, we don't really 569 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 4: do video games, all right, I'll go fuck myself too. 570 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,879 Speaker 3: No, I respect that. I'm happy for you. I just 571 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,879 Speaker 3: haven't bought a system since PlayStation two and I'm not oh. 572 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:44,880 Speaker 4: Five, Oh there you go. It's fucked up. I'm in 573 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:45,680 Speaker 4: Spider Man. 574 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,799 Speaker 3: That's what I'm worried about is I can't get back 575 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,880 Speaker 3: to being a guy who's invested in Spider Man's future. 576 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,759 Speaker 4: You know what I mean, Here's a thing I never was. 577 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,160 Speaker 4: So it feels refreshing to me right now, you know 578 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,880 Speaker 4: what I mean. It feels new. Yeah, I get it. 579 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 4: You're for you here, you know. 580 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:07,399 Speaker 1: Uh. 581 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,799 Speaker 3: Send us your drops, your conspiracy theory, send us, send 582 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:16,000 Speaker 3: us the evidence of Moorish passports working to get taxes 583 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,839 Speaker 3: off in other cases, all to my Mama pod at 584 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:23,040 Speaker 3: gmail dot com by merch subscribe, like, do whatever you 585 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,520 Speaker 3: need to do to make this podcast thrive. There can't 586 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,680 Speaker 3: be any more to say bye, bitch. 587 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:44,440 Speaker 1: Motherfucking minieasol Mini episode, motherfucking Mini Episod, motherfucking Minie Self 588 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,719 Speaker 1: Mini Episode, Motherfucking Mini Episod.