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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: zep Spinklers.

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Speaker 2: My name is Jack.

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Speaker 1: I am not a zeit spinkler, but maybe I will

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Speaker 1: be now there is.

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Speaker 3: I'm a night spinkler.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm definitely a night Spinklers because I'm old as fuck.

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Speaker 2: How are you doing, Miles?

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Speaker 3: I'm good? What are you eating?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that, folks, I know.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying do you have enough for the class?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm hungry too, and I'm like, oh, what what

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Speaker 3: do you get?

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Speaker 2: The nibbles?

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Speaker 1: A little one of those little nut bar things, not

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Speaker 1: a granola bar. They're like nuts stuck together, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like honestly true, yeah, whatever, that kind.

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Speaker 2: Of shit, true, honest kind those types of bar.

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Speaker 4: Is there a sincere bar yet?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I want a paragraph written on the label to

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Speaker 1: tell me about their businesses philosophy.

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Speaker 4: This ain't just another bar nuts compacted together. This this

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Speaker 4: is a gateway to harmony with your body of self love.

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Speaker 1: That's right, copyright tm CM TMC. The marathon continues, run TMC.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack, that's Miles. This is some of the things

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Speaker 1: that are trending, and so what is a zeit spinkler.

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Speaker 1: What is a I guess it's not a zeit spinkler.

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Speaker 1: It's the sit spinklers. Yes, these are guys who sit

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Speaker 1: down when they pee, and according to a recent you

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Speaker 1: gov survey on sitting and standing during urin ache, turns

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Speaker 1: out there's a massive variance between countries, and of the

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Speaker 1: thirteen countries pulled, Germany came out on top for sitting down,

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Speaker 1: with forty percent of men saying they sit down to

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Speaker 1: pee every time and twenty two percent sit most times.

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Speaker 1: Only ten percent say they never sit. Sweden comes in

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Speaker 1: second in Europe, with fifty percent men say they sit

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Speaker 1: down all or most of the time.

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Speaker 3: Wait, how is that second? If Germany is forty.

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Speaker 2: Germany is forty everything.

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Speaker 4: And most forty plus twenty two oh sixty two all

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Speaker 4: our most are all our most?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, wow, speeding is fifty.

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Speaker 3: Germany say they never sit. Soy, y'all lost the war?

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Speaker 2: Bro my right? So what is it?

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Speaker 3: Like? Why are we still talking?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I, like I was saying before at night,

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Speaker 4: when I got to pee in the middle of the night,

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Speaker 4: I'm not fucking standing like, I don't fucking I don't

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Speaker 4: know that I will pee in a toilet at that point,

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Speaker 4: like because I do this thing where like when I

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Speaker 4: wake up in the night to be I like to

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Speaker 4: I like to stay as like sleepy as.

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Speaker 3: Possible, like I'm not trying to be alert turn on the.

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Speaker 2: Light or not. Shit wonder. Yeah, I have close mostly

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Speaker 2: and I.

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Speaker 4: Hate I hate doing that ship when you're in bed,

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Speaker 4: You're like, fuck, bro, I need to pee, but you're like,

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Speaker 4: but I don't want to get out of bed. But

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Speaker 4: then you waste like forty minutes, like debating yourself not

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Speaker 4: to peep.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I just pop right up and

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Speaker 1: I keep repeating to myself so seepy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I pull my underwear barely down to my ankles, like

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Speaker 4: this shit is like my mind here, I can't even

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Speaker 4: get my underlog. I'm like, it's like, I'm serious. I

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Speaker 4: use such little movement in the middle of the night

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Speaker 4: to peek because like again, I have to maintain. I

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Speaker 4: don't know if this is even a thing scientifically, but

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Speaker 4: in my mind, I'm like, must.

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Speaker 2: Stay and sleep zone.

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Speaker 3: Don't move too big, Yeah, take underwear only.

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Speaker 2: Halfway down, sleep zone. Don't move too big, don't move

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Speaker 2: too big.

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Speaker 3: Pe down, pe down.

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Speaker 1: That's one of the killers Inner Monologues, and David Fincher

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Speaker 1: is the killer. Well.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone saw that, but.

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Speaker 3: I heard it's I heard it's mid for Fincher.

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Speaker 1: It's mid for Fincher. It's good, though I enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: The thing that you have to go in understanding is maybe.

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Speaker 4: He's not the best of his job this day.

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Speaker 1: Right, right, so don't like That's why I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm watching it like this is gonna be one of

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Speaker 1: those movies where it's like badass assassin and then like yeah,

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Speaker 1: and just right from Jump Street, he uh, not not

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like you might not be good at this.

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Speaker 1: But I was realizing from the story that, like, the

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Speaker 1: main reason I don't really try sitting when I pee

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Speaker 1: is like a public toilet.

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Speaker 2: Is yeah, toilet too cold.

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Speaker 1: But also I feel like there's like a lot of

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Speaker 1: like toxic masculinity shit, Like weren't there like stand up

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Speaker 1: comedians being like this is the type of guy who

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Speaker 1: sits when he peas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah they used to say about Drake.

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Speaker 4: I remember, yeah, Yeah, that's kind of like, yo, he

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Speaker 4: did a type of due he pee.

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Speaker 1: It's a real like masculine toxic masculine trait, trend or meme.

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Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah, I think the only thing that

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Speaker 4: would prevent me from sometimes it's I think I may

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Speaker 4: have just had the muscle memory of being able to

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Speaker 4: be standing and pee real quick and keep.

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Speaker 3: My shit hold like you, keep it moving, keep it moving.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, in public slow down. I just slowed down

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Speaker 1: a little bit while I'm going by the toilet. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: in the toilet, that's right.

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Speaker 2: But like I don't drive by.

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Speaker 4: But it's the mere it's the mere disgusting nature of

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Speaker 4: most public restrooms that would prevent me from sitting at all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, oh no, of course, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about public restrooms.

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Speaker 2: But uh yeah, let us know your your thoughts, your.

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Speaker 1: Opinions, your feelings, and uh, let's talk about fruit loops

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Speaker 1: because they've gone woke.

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Speaker 2: They caught the woke mind virus.

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Speaker 1: Who can sam is wrong with them?

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Speaker 2: So they're the right wings.

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Speaker 1: Performative media outrage machine has continued to cycle through random products,

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Speaker 1: seemingly that can be used to stir up false outrage,

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Speaker 1: and the latest is fruit loops. Because the beloved wildly

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Speaker 1: unhealthy breakfast cereal is encouraging kids to read.

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Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah, oh no, what what.

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Speaker 3: Are they doing?

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Speaker 4: They hand it out free I pods with every book

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Speaker 4: read or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So they're currently running a promotion on boxes in Canada

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Speaker 1: that encourages kids to log into digital libraries to read stories,

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Speaker 1: and said stories include diversity and inclusion, because like, there's

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Speaker 1: one about a young girl learning about chopsticks, crazy like

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Speaker 1: how to use them. Yeah, there's one with a blind

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Speaker 1: girl navigating her environment.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit.

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Speaker 1: So accounts like end Wokeness and libs of TikTok blasted

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Speaker 1: the woke propaganda of Big Fruit Loop and it became

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Speaker 1: like an o A n story. I'm devoting a whole

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Speaker 1: segment to calls to boycott fruit loops because.

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Speaker 3: You know, how's that going? How are those how those

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Speaker 3: principled boycott's going there?

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Speaker 2: I mean I've known too.

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Speaker 1: Kan Sam was a problem since he had that rainbow beak.

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Speaker 3: You know, Oh you know what the agenda?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, yeah, where he wears that agenda right

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Speaker 1: on his nose? Follow my nose? Oh we're supposed to

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Speaker 1: follow your nose?

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 3: I remember they wouldn't let us.

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Speaker 4: I remember in junior high we couldn't eat foot loops

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Speaker 4: or bring foot loops to school because they at the

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Speaker 4: time they thought it was a reference to rainbow parties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that does not like some ship.

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Speaker 3: Look at his beak.

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Speaker 2: What is he going to know you don't you think

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Speaker 2: to can?

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Speaker 1: Sam's not coming right from a rainbow party.

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Speaker 2: Now, he's funny.

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Speaker 4: Because his beak is quite literally what the imagery was

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Speaker 4: supposed to put in people's minds of the rainbow parties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah do you think, dude? I mean, I know we've

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Speaker 2: talked about rainbow parties before.

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Speaker 1: If anybody's unfamiliar, it was when Oprah had people on

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Speaker 1: her show in the nineties, I think, yeah, And it

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Speaker 1: was like, kids these days are sucking each other's dick's

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Speaker 1: so much that they have to like come up with

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Speaker 1: a fun art project to make it interesting. You different

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Speaker 1: colors threes she had one two thousand and three.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Wow wow wow wow wow.

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Speaker 2: So much dick.

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Speaker 1: Sucking in schools these days, and here is a forty

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Speaker 1: five year old parent to tell us about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an American Christian pediatrician. Okay, he's the

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Speaker 3: one who said it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Uh, And like the book that that like sort of

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Speaker 4: kicked it all. I was called epidemic, how teen sex

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Speaker 4: is killing our kids.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile in the midst of one of the great slowdowns

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Speaker 1: teen pregnancy that we've seen ever in the history of

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Speaker 1: the country. But they, you know, they got to get

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Speaker 1: their sick little fantasies out.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: I guess this is kind of blowing my mind because

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Speaker 4: they're saying it was first it aired or publicized in

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Speaker 4: October two thousand and three on oprah.

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Speaker 3: Win.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't in high school then, but I knew what

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Speaker 4: a rainbow party was in junior high.

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Speaker 1: You knew what a rainbow party was in junior high

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Speaker 1: because you were going to so many miles.

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Speaker 3: No, I just remember that was like one.

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Speaker 4: I think it's like one of those things where like

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Speaker 4: someone in a book would be like, and did you

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Speaker 4: hear about Richard Gear? You know, yeah, yeah, that's okay,

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Speaker 4: because in my mind I was like, wait, no, the

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 1: It was probably a local news story before it got

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Speaker 1: to the big time of oprah, right.

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Speaker 4: B Yeah, yeah, the the chicken definitely came.

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Speaker 3: Before the egg in this version of Yeah, remember.

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Speaker 1: All right, Gary Jerry from The Golden Bachelor is there

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Speaker 1: there are hit pieces being written about him. Unfortunately they

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Speaker 1: are t L d R. Yeah, so we're going to

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Speaker 1: wait on that. But just so you know, so you

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Speaker 1: can do the book club reading of this long read

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Speaker 1: about how Jerry.

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Speaker 2: Gary from The Golden Bachelor bad guy.

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Speaker 4: One thing was like like apparently, and I like, if you,

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Speaker 4: if you, if you don't want spoilers spoiler alert, but

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Speaker 4: when it came to the Fantasy Suites episode, he basically

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Speaker 4: was like playing both women and telling them I love

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Speaker 4: you and presumably spending the knowing the women.

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Speaker 2: I don't say this to anyone, but I feel crazy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and everyone's like, I think basically the realizations like

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Speaker 4: this guy's a fuck boy. It's a total because then

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Speaker 4: people were like there was an episode where he had

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Speaker 4: his shirt off and like this dude has a lion

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Speaker 4: head tattoo on his shoulder, Like what is going on?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, the fuck boys don't start, they don't retire,

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Speaker 1: by the way, Oh well no, fine, they refined the

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Speaker 1: by how much time you guys spend with us more

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Speaker 1: Confection, which fuck off like you try harder as a

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Speaker 4: Paddington, Yeah, mister Paddington, Paul King, Paul King, Paddington, Paddington too,

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Speaker 4: I mean, look, look if someone's like a straight up

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Speaker 1: They're saying Wonka twenty twenty three is good over a

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Speaker 1: picture of the guy telling George W. Bush about nine

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Speaker 1: to eleven?

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, was that a second tower hit the planes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the second plane has hit the tower.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're saying Wonka is actually good, sir. All right,

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Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on

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Speaker 1: this Wednesday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow with a whole lass episode of

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,

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Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about.

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Speaker 2: White subpectancy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye,