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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gleiser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nik glasern years, Nikki here, I am.

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Speaker 3: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. I'm Nikki,

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Speaker 3: and what a great show we have for you. We

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Speaker 3: are recording these a week in advance because we all

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Speaker 3: wanted a week off for the fourth of July.

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Speaker 4: Kind of, I guess I wanted one.

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Speaker 3: I just didn't want to schlep my equipment to upstate

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Speaker 3: New York where I'm going.

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Speaker 4: And so can you talk about this fun? This is

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Speaker 4: an annual event, is it not? Or no, yeh it is.

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Speaker 3: It's Uh, Brian's here, but Brian's back. I didn't say

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Speaker 3: Brian was maybe I did say, no, Yeah, you've been

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Speaker 3: back for a while now this episodes. Yes, this is

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Speaker 3: your second week. So Brian's back. If you haven't noticed,

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Speaker 3: you haven't been being in and I haven't talking you

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Speaker 3: too much. But Brian is back, and and Anya's here.

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Speaker 3: Brian's back from his wedding, and Anya's headed into hers

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Speaker 3: this weekend, I know. And then Noah is just in

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Speaker 3: the precipice of starting to plan hers, which after hearing

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Speaker 3: what Brian and Anya have gone through, I don't think

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Speaker 3: there's a wedding that's imminent for Noah.

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Speaker 5: It really is remarkable how I how stressful it can get,

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Speaker 5: even though I didn't care really about anything other than

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Speaker 5: people having a good time. But it just builds and

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Speaker 5: builds and builds, and I don't think there's any way

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Speaker 5: around it.

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Speaker 4: Leading up to the wedding, You're just gonna be stressed.

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing that. I'm gonna find a way around it.

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Speaker 4: When I get married.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have a wedding planner. Yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 3: Wedding planners, though, will bring you into their stress and

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Speaker 3: you still have to make this is the thing people

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Speaker 3: always go, Nikki, get an assistant for this, get it.

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Speaker 3: You can just go instead of waiting all day to

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Speaker 3: get a car at a place, just have someone.

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Speaker 4: Get you a car.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, but I got to tell that guy what

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Speaker 3: to do, and that's stressing me out. So even allocating,

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Speaker 3: even though I know what having a wedding planner would

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Speaker 3: be great, But Anya, you've you even like the kombucha email,

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Speaker 3: like you had to decide is it gonna be one

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Speaker 3: large contained are they going to serve them?

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Speaker 1: So I don't have a planner. If I had a planner,

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Speaker 1: the planner would be getting all those emails, So I'm sure.

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Speaker 3: That you think you don't think the planner would go, hey,

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Speaker 3: what do you want a big one or a small one?

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Speaker 1: Well, the planner still I be like, uh, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to send Anya one email a week with a bunch

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Speaker 1: of annoying questions and as opposed to every day it's

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not calling anyone annoying. By the way,

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Speaker 1: if they're listening, like, I appreciate all the work she.

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Speaker 4: Is, but behind your back, she would never do it

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Speaker 4: on air. Do you have a day of on site

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Speaker 4: her helper?

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Speaker 1: I do, thank god.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pivotal.

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Speaker 1: Someone told me that At a Nikki show, a bestie

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Speaker 1: came up and was like, get a day of planner

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Speaker 1: if you can. I did it. It was fifteen hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks and it was the best thing for you, my

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Speaker 1: husband I could ever, that's mad I got. I have

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Speaker 1: the lovely Derek Break Kate Walsh's ex assistant, because Kate

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Speaker 1: has been lovely enough to offer her home to me

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Speaker 1: to get married. There. By the way, I did want

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Speaker 1: to say the other day when we were talking about

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Speaker 1: how actors are so annoying, I was gonna say it

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Speaker 1: is so true, except Kate Walsh is one of the

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Speaker 1: only actors I've ever met in my life who genuinely

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Speaker 1: cares who she's talking to and will remember things about

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Speaker 1: these She's different. Yeah, she's unlike any other She's like

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Speaker 1: a human knowing.

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Speaker 3: My point about actors is not that people shouldn't that

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Speaker 3: they're not great people and that some of them can't be,

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Speaker 3: because a lot of them are great people. But people

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Speaker 3: saying that they're fans of actors is flawed because you

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Speaker 3: do not know that person personally. You can be a

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Speaker 3: fan of their acting, but you're not a fan of

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Speaker 3: the person unless you really you've seen them on hot

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Speaker 3: ones or you know, like the Conan podcast, like you've

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Speaker 3: got a sense of who they are. I'm not talking

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Speaker 3: about Colbert for five minutes. Oh she was funny, had

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Speaker 3: some good stories. I mean, like an extended podcast where

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Speaker 3: they they revealed something of themselves that's a little bit

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Speaker 3: more interesting. Otherwise, you are a fan of them as

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like a little kid. You like go up

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Speaker 5: to Robert Downey Jr. And like, wait, you're not Iron Man.

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Speaker 4: You get upset.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so to meet your idols. Sometimes it really is.

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Speaker 3: You never say like compliments to like you never are

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Speaker 3: just like a fan of a chef's work, but you're like,

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Speaker 3: I like this guy, Like I'm trying to think of

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Speaker 3: your mechanic. You like like your mechanic for what he

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Speaker 3: does on your car, but you're not like, he's a

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Speaker 3: guy I want to hang out with. But we extend

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Speaker 3: that to actors because we.

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Speaker 4: And some people maybe do want to hang out with

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Speaker 4: their my mechanic. I love my mechanic. He's cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, invited me to go to Egypt. I want to

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Speaker 2: hang out with him. I'm the sharks there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, watch out for those shark attacks, Papa.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, else you're not going to get the Papa callbacks.

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Speaker 3: I think I feel like we could have been canceled before.

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Speaker 4: That episode hasn't aired.

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Speaker 3: In my world that I'm recording, this can cancel for

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Speaker 3: that episode, and so this might not even air because

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Speaker 3: iHeart is like they went too far, Papa. But so

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Speaker 3: your wedding's coming up, Brian's has just ended. Uh, Noah

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Speaker 3: is engaged. I mean there's a lot and I'm moving

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Speaker 3: in with my boyfriend. There's a lot of activity, a

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Speaker 3: lot of it like Brian doesn't know to be like

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Speaker 3: an announcement. So I don't blame you for not noticing,

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Speaker 3: because I don't want it to be a big leg dang.

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Speaker 4: Like when then there's like.

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Speaker 3: A yes, like a spinning newspaper slow motion, you know,

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Speaker 3: like I don't want.

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Speaker 1: You to your Facebook relationship status.

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Speaker 3: Now it's complicated before it was, you know, in a relationship.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, Chris is like gonna slowly start moving his

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Speaker 3: stuff in and then when I'm I'm going to l

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Speaker 3: a for a couple of months to work on a thing,

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Speaker 3: so he is going to in that time, like convert

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Speaker 3: my guest room into his closet, which is going to

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Speaker 3: be great because I mean I don't even use it,

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Speaker 3: and then we're gonna he's just gonna do everything.

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Speaker 4: Organized closet of all time.

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Speaker 3: I do now because he hired organizers for me a

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Speaker 3: couple of years ago, so I already have that. And

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Speaker 3: then he's yeah for himself. It's insane, what this guy is.

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Speaker 3: I've slept in his closet, he could. I've slept in it,

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Speaker 3: and I was remarking about how organized it was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, it has hoped ye in St.

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Speaker 5: Louis yeah, when I did the Rowen, I uh, Ali,

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Speaker 5: Chris graciously allowed Ali and I to sleep in his house,

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Speaker 5: and I think he stayed at your house while you

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Speaker 5: were on tour.

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Speaker 3: And Ali slept in his maintained the separate bends and really, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Ali slept in his bed and I slept in his closet. Yes,

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Speaker 3: and that closet is clean, and it's so it's so

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's a cutie.

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Speaker 1: And I just suggested, did Brian sleep separately from Ali

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Speaker 1: because he has sleep issues in screaming.

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Speaker 5: Right, Well, it's not just that I believe that, it's

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Speaker 5: it's something that everybody should do. If you if you

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Speaker 5: don't miss sleeping next to your partner, it allows you

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Speaker 5: to sleep better. You can have different sleep schedules. Ali's

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Speaker 5: sleeping right now. It is currently two o'clock in the

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Speaker 5: afternoon out here, and I wake up at six thirty

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Speaker 5: because I don't have a blackout curtain and those sun

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Speaker 5: wakes me up like I'm a farmer in the eighteen

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Speaker 5: hundreds every fucking day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to get a blackout curtain. I would

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Speaker 3: recommend that. Before sleep Mask. We were kind of talking

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Speaker 3: before the podcast about a sleep mask for you, but

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Speaker 3: just get because that sleep mass is going to come

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Speaker 3: off by the morning. Anyway, it's good to help you

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Speaker 3: get into maintain, Like when you're ready to go to sleep.

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Speaker 3: It's good to like be like it's time to sleep,

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Speaker 3: and you kind of train your face to feel it

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Speaker 3: You got to get blackout curtains.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm I got to get to do it.

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Speaker 4: Go to home depot.

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Speaker 5: She knows, she knows the curtains better than me, and

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Speaker 5: so's she's on shorted some samples, and I hope they

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Speaker 5: get here soon because I am desperately tired.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, until then, get just go to Walgreens get

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Speaker 3: a sleep mask.

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Speaker 4: I will have this Luna one. And this one is

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Speaker 4: such garbage.

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Speaker 3: I have the same one and they send it to

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Speaker 3: me free as like to promote it, and I couldn't

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Speaker 3: even do it because it's so not good. Well, okay,

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Speaker 3: it was like fifty dollars. Like other sleep masks that

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Speaker 3: I've tried so far, it's better. Yeah, it's better than nothing.

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Speaker 5: And I've tried other sleep masks that are too tight

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Speaker 4: Yes, better than nothing, you know, the least we could do.

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Speaker 4: But I do.

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Speaker 5: I do see what you're saying that sometimes light gets

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Speaker 5: it is somewhere else. It's like it's like tucked in

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Speaker 5: my pillow by the end of the day.

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Speaker 4: Night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wake up every I love waking up and

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Speaker 3: like it's off my face and I just like feel

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Speaker 3: around blindly like.

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Speaker 4: A blind mole rat, and then I find it and.

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Speaker 3: Then I put it back on, and then it's just

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Speaker 3: like time to go back into dream world.

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Speaker 4: It's so awesome. I love sleep masks.

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Speaker 3: It's my number one thing I would bring to like

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Speaker 3: I was on Survivor or something, Mascara and a sleep man.

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Speaker 4: Would you sneak it up your butt if you're going to.

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Speaker 3: Jail, Oh yeah, you you need a sleep mask up

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Speaker 3: in jail for sure. That would be important. Or I

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Speaker 3: would just learn how to sleep with my arm sure

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Speaker 3: my eyes.

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Speaker 5: Like that if you had to, If you were going

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Speaker 5: to jail for three years and you can only obviously,

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Speaker 5: you can only fit a certain amount of things in

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Speaker 5: your butt? What would be the top two things you

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Speaker 5: would put in your butt to get you through the

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Speaker 5: three years in jail.

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Speaker 4: Fuck, that's a good question.

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Speaker 3: He's done saying tea. I was waiting to stop.

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Speaker 4: Call back. Yeah, you would bring.

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Speaker 3: Tea on you and you would be making in the

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Speaker 3: toilet or whatever they do.

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Speaker 1: Never mind, you can only have a perfect cup of tea,

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Speaker 1: so unless I can have a perfect English breakfast?

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Speaker 3: And what what made you land on English breakfast out

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Speaker 3: of all of them? Did you try the pekos? Did

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Speaker 3: you try the try dealing?

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Speaker 5: He was, well, he was in prison for trying to

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Speaker 4: This has got to be the late twenties early thirties.

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Speaker 4: I'm not okay, but yeah, well you seem to be.

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Speaker 4: I watched a lot of Hitler documentaries.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Charlie did not like the duo. I forget what

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Laurel Hardy, you're right, Okay, you're right. They do

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Speaker 4: You know Joe Mackie's joke about Hitler, I think I do,

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Speaker 5: The joke is he convinced everybody that blonde hair, blue

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Speaker 3: And if you give a if you if he comes

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Speaker 5: Brian Well, I have an answer that's like you know

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Speaker 4: Why do you keep asking for cigarette?

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Speaker 5: They have a signal where you can put a towel

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Speaker 3: so good, Brian, you'll really like it. Okay, we're gonna

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Speaker 3: ever have. Because he said I let him down so

441
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Speaker 3: much my performance.

442
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:05,080
Speaker 4: Now he was, yeah, I mean he was.

443
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,240
Speaker 3: We are very We're good friends, and so we always

444
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,200
Speaker 3: kind of like catch up first for about like a

445
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 3: half hour and then the rest of the time is singing.

446
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,960
Speaker 3: So he had been we had been sharing but you

447
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Speaker 3: know about from your dance.

448
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,200
Speaker 5: Coach, well, all sorts of things, my physical therapist. It's like, wait,

449
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:23,080
Speaker 5: I need physical therapy too, actually, but we just talked.

450
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,879
Speaker 3: For every lesson I've ever taken, I become you know,

451
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,600
Speaker 3: if the person's halfway decent or someone I would like,

452
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,880
Speaker 3: I become friends with them, and then I'm just it's

453
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,239
Speaker 3: an excuse to hang out with them, yeah, and right,

454
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,280
Speaker 3: So I just think, yeah, but that's just the way

455
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Speaker 3: we do it.

456
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Speaker 4: And I really like it because.

457
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:43,959
Speaker 3: I know now that the becoming like to have someone

458
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Speaker 3: teach me how to do this thing that I'm struggling

459
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 3: with bingo card scratch it off, guys, I'm talking about

460
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Speaker 3: singing the thing. To be able to get that vulnerable,

461
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,640
Speaker 3: I have to trust someone so much and like have

462
00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:00,639
Speaker 3: a very very intimate relationship in terms of like what

463
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,479
Speaker 3: we the things we share about our lives, and so

464
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 3: we have become like really close friends. And he shared, uh,

465
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 3: like he was having like a tough day, and so

466
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Speaker 3: I think he was already in the mindset to like

467
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 3: maybe cry and needed to get it out. But for

468
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Speaker 3: me to be able to pull it out when he

469
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 3: was not crying to begin with, was uh.

470
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Speaker 4: I think.

471
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Speaker 3: I think as a singer songwriter, Anya, you gotta think

472
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Speaker 3: when the best Jevy, do you remember when you've made

473
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Speaker 3: someone cry?

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Speaker 1: Well, any time anyone's ever said like that song made

475
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Speaker 1: me cry, or you know I did, because a lot

476
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Speaker 1: of times at our shows, I'll do Satellite Heart from

477
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 1: the Twilight soundtrack was which was available now at iTunes, Amazon,

478
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: wherever you got your digital music, and people will say

479
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 1: I heard, like the second you started playing that song,

480
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Speaker 1: it just like took me back and I cried, And

481
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is the best compliment, And then they'll

482
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,199
Speaker 1: ruin it by being like, I'm so embarrassed that I

483
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 1: love that song. I'm so embarrassing that I love that soundtrack.

484
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Speaker 3: Either they are embarrassed they like Twilight, yes, not your song.

485
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 4: They don't say your song no, but.

486
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Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing. I totally know that song from the

487
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Speaker 1: Twilight soundtrack. I'm like, it's so embarrassing I was on it. No,

488
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Speaker 1: it's a proud achievement of mine.

489
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Speaker 4: But of course there's no.

490
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Speaker 3: Fascin way about reality people are always like I watched

491
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Speaker 3: f Boy Island. I know, I'm like, it's good. There's

492
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 3: nothing to be ashamed of, like what you like. It's like,

493
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 3: obviously Twilight was very successful because something anything teenage girls like,

494
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 3: as a culture we just dismiss as being dumb. And uh,

495
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 3: this isn't my original thought, but I read this like

496
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Speaker 3: there was like a comic about it, and it's like

497
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Speaker 3: anything women all young girls like we dismiss culturally because

498
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:49,199
Speaker 3: it's they are, you know, emotional, and they're they're obsessed

499
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 3: with things and they're just what's they're just it's doesn't

500
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 3: really have a lot of it doesn't carry a lot

501
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 3: of meaning. Or it's like vapid and vapid that's the word, yes,

502
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 3: thank you, and and it's not. It's like, no, we're

503
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 3: kind of onto something. We might were more emotional young

504
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 3: girls that are going through the change, and so maybe

505
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 3: we're more in tune with things that are extremely emotional.

506
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 3: And maybe it's good. But were Twilight movies good? I

507
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 3: never saw one. I've seen your scene, but I've never

508
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 3: seen one.

509
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen it a couple of times, but I've

510
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: never seen another one.

511
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed in the books. I don't think I ever.

512
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 3: I didn't read the books, but I heard they were.

513
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 3: I don't think they were like, you know, even but JK.

514
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 4: Rowling. People are like, no, she's a great writer.

515
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 3: But then with who wrote Twilight books?

516
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 4: Don't you William?

517
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm not trying to set you up.

518
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: You should I know I knew her name at one point,

519
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: of course, of course.

520
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Speaker 5: Of course, yes, Sephanie Meyer from Hartford, Connecticut and forty

521
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Speaker 5: nine years old.

522
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Speaker 3: You guys ever read the The Gray Ones, the.

523
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 4: What's it called, The Shades of Gray? Fifty shades of Gray? Yeah,

524
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 4: fifty shades of gray?

525
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

526
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 4: Did you ever read that?

527
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

528
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 4: I read one.

529
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 3: I only read the narsty parts, and I only I

530
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 3: only read the parts where it was like, whoa, this

531
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 3: is pornographic and it was nothing.

532
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: I remember thinking that ring it when.

533
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Speaker 3: I just went together it was and I went all

534
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 3: of it, and I remember, yeah, we we read it

535
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 3: to each other, and I was just like, this is

536
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 3: kind of like not that big of a deal. When

537
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 3: you're watching gang bangs everything, it's hard to like, really,

538
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 3: it's not.

539
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 4: It's not easy to make.

540
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 3: Me blush unless it's that scene from uh, the Departed.

541
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 5: Oh God, I gotta watch that. After you guys talked

542
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 5: about The Departed, I was listening to it on the

543
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 5: drive and I was Me and Ali were like, We've

544
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 5: got to rewatch that movie.

545
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 4: It's so good. It is so okay. So you've seen it. Yeah,

546
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Speaker 4: I've seen it. I've seen So isn't the a cry?

547
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Speaker 5: As a musician, is that like the equivalent of an

548
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 5: applau break, or like a standing ovation or a spit

549
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 5: take For a comedian.

550
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys think, me, what what is it?

551
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 3: Oh?

552
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: Are you asking?

553
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm asking any Yeah, I think it's I think

554
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 3: it's the equivalent of For me, I will say as

555
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 3: a comedian's equivalent of I have never had anyone say

556
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 3: the things that I've been thinking, Yeah, my whole life,

557
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 3: or something like that, where they're like, it's so true,

558
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 3: even though that's such a obvious thing to say, or

559
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 3: it's almost we A hacky thing to say in response

560
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 3: to a comic is to go like.

561
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 4: It's some, but it's true.

562
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 3: It's like when you're able to touch on something that

563
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,959
Speaker 3: either like the Joe Macki joke has been there all

564
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 3: long and it's like low hanging it seems like low

565
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 3: hanging fruit, but no one's ever pointed it out. Those

566
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 3: are great moments, that are these awakening moments of like, wait,

567
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,239
Speaker 3: why did we all know Hitler likes? Why you know

568
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 3: blonde hair, blue eyes? Why has no one made that connection.

569
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 3: That's a brilliant moment of like cracking this thing. But

570
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 3: then there's the other thing of everyone's kind of thought it,

571
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 3: but are too embarrassed to even admit it to themselves,

572
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 3: so they haven't even in their mind they've thought it,

573
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 3: but they haven't even thought that thought, like that's a

574
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 3: weird thought. They just think it, and then they move

575
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 3: on to something else, and then you are reminded of

576
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 3: that thought you had that one time, and it makes

577
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 3: you feel like, well, maybe I could have written that joke,

578
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 3: and you could have if you were paying attention to

579
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 3: your thoughts the way we are, in the way that

580
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 3: we have to to mind.

581
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 4: For this stuff. But that's the way I feel.

582
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 3: What do you think, Brian, Like, what's the best compliment

583
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 3: you could get from stand up or or you know,

584
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 3: any of the art that you do.

585
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 5: I mean, the best thing I can One of the

586
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 5: best feelings I ever had was I was doing a

587
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 5: show at a bar in Vermont, and nobody knew that

588
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 5: there was going to be a show, and they were

589
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 5: all drunk and they were watching the fucking college football playoffs,

590
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 5: which is like you're not going to pull them away

591
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 5: from that, Yeah, and everyone was just going up into

592
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 5: a meat grinder and just like one person and really

593
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 5: some really like embarrassing things happened, like somebody took out

594
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 5: a dollar bill and put it in one of the

595
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 5: comics pockets like they were a stripper. So it's like,

596
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 5: this is not good. And then like something really weird happened,

597
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 5: was like I I one of the comedians who I

598
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 5: just met, came off stage and I was like, man,

599
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 5: this is a this is a rough crowd. And then

600
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 5: is this in this was No, it wasn't Burlington, it

601
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 5: was it was around there Killington? Who was Killington?

602
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 4: Oh soundthing? You just made that up. Don't have a

603
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,959
Speaker 4: code factory, No they don't. They have a coat hanger factory.

604
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: That's yeah.

605
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, a really weird moment after this comic I never

606
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 5: met before, you know, we're all comics. So we get

607
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 5: to talk and she came off the stage and I

608
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 5: was like, good job, this is this this crowd fucking sucks.

609
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 5: And she refused to admit that the crowd was bad.

610
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,239
Speaker 5: She said, I thought they were good. I thought they

611
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 5: were fine. I was like, what what are you talking about?

612
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, okay. Nobody the entire night

613
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 5: got a single laugh, nobody even got anyone to pay attention.

614
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 5: And yet she's trying to go ahead, like me, into

615
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 5: thinking that this is a good crowd. And then she left.

616
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 5: She didn't even stay for the other comics. So anyway,

617
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 5: I went still around doing comedy. I'm sure she is.

618
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 5: I went up last on the show, and I fucking

619
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 5: got them. I got it. It was the most, it

620
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 5: was the most. It was the happiest moment of my

621
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 5: life in comedy. For just like I figured out it's

622
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 5: almost like a parlor trick. I figured out what to

623
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,959
Speaker 5: do in that situation where no one's paying attention, everyone's drunk,

624
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 5: they don't want to hear what you're saying. You can't

625
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 5: just go up and do material. You need to do

626
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 5: something else to get their attention.

627
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 4: And so I did. I did my I asked. I

628
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 4: told people to yell apples at me.

629
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 5: Oh that's great at me, And I'll tell you what

630
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 5: I think about it, and I did that hilarious.

631
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 4: They almost like picked.

632
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 5: Me up and like, you know, at the end of

633
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 5: the sports oh My walk Down, I got like seven

634
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 5: new Instagram followers.

635
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 4: It was incredible cool. That is a great at the moment.

636
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, and uh so that's I guess would be like

637
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 5: if someone was crying during a song.

638
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know absolutely. What was the song that you sang?

639
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 2: I don't think did you say it? Oh?

640
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 3: Oh oh so it's I wanted to talk about this

641
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 3: earlier because it's it's been a while since this has

642
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 3: happened for me.

643
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 4: But I have a new song for my funeral playlist that.

644
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 3: I need to be played if I die, and I

645
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,959
Speaker 3: haven't added it on Spotify yet to it, so listeners,

646
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 3: I'm going to depend on you if I die. Please

647
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 3: contact my parents and let them know this needs to

648
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 3: be on my playlist. It's by boy Genius, who is

649
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 3: the supergroup of Phoebe Bridgers and two other Lucy's Lucy

650
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 3: Something and That and dacad Julian Illian Baker, Jillian Baker.

651
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with those girls as well. I'm embarrassed that

652
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 3: I didn't know their names yet, but I have not

653
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 3: had the time to dots on them. I haven't had

654
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 3: the time to do deep dives on those girls yet,

655
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 3: but I am or however they identify. I'm obsessed with

656
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: them though, and I'm like each individual, Like I really

657
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 3: was kind of rolling my eyes about this group at

658
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Speaker 3: first because just everything Phoebe Bridges does is cool, and

659
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 3: it's like, God, can she just not be cool for

660
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 3: one second? But this is a fucking great band and

661
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: three part harmonies with all these women is and they're

662
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 3: all great musicians, all great songwriters, and they all are

663
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 3: like really actually good friends. I've watched countless interviews with them.

664
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 3: They don't think they're cool at all, even though they

665
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 3: are so like.

666
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 4: That adds to it.

667
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: They're kind of like that Matchbox twenty vibe of like

668
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 3: they're not trying to be KA, like they are cool

669
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,959
Speaker 3: because and they make cool choices and you could accuse

670
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 3: them of being KA, but they are not. They're genuine

671
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 3: artists and they're great. But the song is called not

672
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 3: strong Enough, And I found it because there was some Instagram.

673
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 4: Meme that was like.

674
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: It said something about like a basic bitch, like we

675
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: know who you are, Like if you all you love

676
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 3: all of these things you're struggling right now, because uh,

677
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 3: it was. There was a couple of things on this

678
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 3: like what are they called starter packs? You know when

679
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 3: those memes do those things of like this is the

680
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: starter pack for a soccer mom from Okay, you.

681
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 5: Know, plugged in And I've never seen one of those,

682
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 5: but that sounds you've never seen starter pack.

683
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 3: That sounds like a great yeah, So this it's it'll

684
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 3: just be like what that person would wear, like this

685
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 3: kind of tanked up, this kind of water bottle, this

686
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 3: kind of phone, these kind of shades, this kind of

687
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 3: bumper sticker, and it was some starter pack for something

688
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 3: and a couple of the things items on it. If

689
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: anyone comes across this meme, please send it to me,

690
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 3: because it's so hard to google a meme. You can't

691
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 3: find them for the life of you. But it was

692
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 3: some kind of thing. It wasn't completely a starter pack,

693
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 3: but it was about the type of girl. And it

694
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 3: said something like and you have not strong enough by

695
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 3: Boy Genius on Repeat or something like that, and I

696
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 3: had never heard that song, but I related to almost

697
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 3: everything else in the starter pack, where I'm like, well,

698
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 3: this clearly is going to be up my alley and

699
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 3: I started listening to it in the airport in Denver.

700
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 3: I think coming back from your wedding. Oh, it was

701
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 3: it last weekend. No, it was this past weekend. So

702
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: wherever I was was past. No, it was a weekend before.

703
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 3: And I don't know where I was coming from. Did

704
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 3: we have shows or something. I forget my life? Oh yeah, California. Yeah, yeah,

705
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 3: yeah I did. I forget my life.

706
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

707
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 3: I was with my dad and I was coming back

708
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 3: and I started listening to it and at first I

709
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 3: was like, yes, it's all right, and then listen four

710
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 3: or five, I'm hooked. And then by listen twenty, it's memorized.

711
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 3: And then and then yesterday I started to learn it

712
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 3: on guitar and then I finished it and now it's

713
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 3: like complete and I have the whole thing memorized. And

714
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 3: the guitar is very hard to do. The strumming is

715
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 3: like Dean did ding ding ding ding ding di d

716
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: ding ding ding ding ding. It's like really really fast,

717
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 3: and I was looking at it being like, okay, Nicky,

718
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 3: calm down, You're not gonna be able to get this

719
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 3: is too fast and this strumming pattern is too intricate.

720
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 3: And it's too weird. You're gonna need like give yourself

721
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 3: a month or two to get this down. Let's slow

722
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 3: it down. And I only slowed it down once, and

723
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 3: I was able to get it. After slowing it down once,

724
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 3: I sped it up to it because I learned this

725
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 3: lesson from.

726
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 4: My vocal teacher.

727
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: I'm taking like online, a course of She said that, Anya,

728
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 3: and I thought this was very interesting. If you're ever

729
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 3: recording something and it's too high for you, have someone

730
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 3: just with their instrument take it down or take it

731
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 3: up a half step and then just sing that up

732
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: a half step and then go back to recording it,

733
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 3: and it'll be so much easier because you're.

734
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 4: Doing it harder.

735
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,959
Speaker 3: You're like working out with a so either you know,

736
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 3: it was a great tip, and so I I went

737
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 3: faster on it, and then by the time I went

738
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: down it was able to get it.

739
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 4: So I've become obsessed.

740
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 3: And then I worked on it yesterday at my voice lesson,

741
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 3: and then he gave me some pointers, and then today

742
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 3: I came in and presented it and.

743
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: He cried, oh my god, that's so cool.

744
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,919
Speaker 3: So I don't even want to listen to it because

745
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 3: he always sends me the recordings, and it's better in

746
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 3: my head than I'm thinking what it was. So I'm

747
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 3: just going to leave it alone and just let it

748
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 3: be and maybe listen to it in many years from

749
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,439
Speaker 3: now when I'm much better and I can go.

750
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so cute you thought you were good and.

751
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 4: That you made him cry.

752
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: Like I remember photographs of myself that I was just

753
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: absolutely disgusted by, like in my early twenties, and then

754
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: I'll look back at them and be like, oh, I

755
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: got to find that picture where I was really overweight,

756
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, I'm so cute. What was I

757
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: think you?

758
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 5: Like?

759
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: I was fine? I was absolutely adorable.

760
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 3: Like its cares. It happens to me within you know.

761
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 3: I just recently did a photo shoot in Phoenix and

762
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 3: this guy sent all over all of the pictures. Yeah,

763
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 3: the newspaper guy. Yeah, and I couldn't thank you. Yeah,

764
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 3: good memory. You want to hear the headlines?

765
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 4: I can ye hear. And he hated them.

766
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 3: He hated them, he like quickly wrote back, Well, keep brainstorming.

767
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys are talking about.

768
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 4: While you're looking that up.

769
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 5: Can I just say nicky pod memes nicky pod memes.

770
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 5: Can you do a starter pack for besties? That's a

771
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 5: great meme for your That's a great what would be

772
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 5: a starter pack meme?

773
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: You have to have my Nikki podcast t shirt.

774
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 3: Getting two I do, but only the first third of

775
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 3: it at the book Getting too, I do.

776
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 4: Book Taylor Swift Columbine.

777
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was going to say, actually, when people cry

778
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 3: to music, the same when people say that you're my

779
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift to me, that gets through like nothing you

780
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 3: would have. Like I know, I'm not expecting everyone to

781
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 3: say that to me unless it's true. I would hate

782
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 3: for you to say unless it's true. But you know

783
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 3: the way I feel about Taylor Swift. If you communicate

784
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 3: to me that I'm your Taylor Swift, I will like

785
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 3: make love to you right now, like I will try

786
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 3: to give you everything. I will like put myself inside.

787
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 3: I like grab people that say that because I just

788
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 3: know I can't even imagine anyone would ever feel that

789
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 3: way about me, And it just feels so fucking good.

790
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 4: Okay, what didn't I say?

791
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so bad.

792
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 3: These were like because I was working with Chris to

793
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 3: figure out what to say.

794
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 4: So the idea is I did a photo shoot.

795
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 3: And the guy wanted me to hold a paper and

796
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 3: to look surprised at the newspaper, and then we were

797
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 3: gonna write a headline. That's like me going, you know

798
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 3: about the headline, but the headline was going to be

799
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 3: a joke, right, So his like pitch was make it

800
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 3: like Jeff Ross is funny or something. And I'm like

801
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 3: Jeff like because he also photograph Jeff Ross. So he's like,

802
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 3: you guys have a back and forth. You guys roast

803
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 3: each other, you know, something like that, not a like, yes,

804
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: a bad idea, but also like it's fine, Like it's

805
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 3: fine that it was bad. I have to type in

806
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 3: the keyword. So I finally he was just like writing, like,

807
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 3: do you have any ideas for this? Because this is

808
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 3: the one that's going to go in his book like

809
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 3: the and he's and I told him, let me come

810
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 3: up with the idea for it.

811
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 4: So where did.

812
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: I remember your idea that you were throwing around on

813
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: the pod?

814
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 4: What was it?

815
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: Aging comedy like figures out a way to get naked on?

816
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 4: That was too meta?

817
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: And I never said it, but that was the one

818
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: I would have loved to do, Like if if I

819
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 3: posted I'll write that.

820
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 4: Into the caption.

821
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 5: So you're holding the newspaper like above your body and

822
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 5: you're not clothed.

823
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's sitting on are like in a booth basically

824
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 2: an open booth.

825
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 4: Like a diner.

826
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, well, like it's in a booth and I

827
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 3: have my legs crossed in the newspaper is like right

828
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 3: over my legs.

829
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 4: And covering my boobs.

830
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 3: But I'm definitely you could tell I'm definitely not clothed.

831
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 4: Okay, let me see where I wrote.

832
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 5: The going to be on the back of the newspaper.

833
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 5: But that's not the article you're reading.

834
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 3: But I guess I'm reading like where it says like

835
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 3: see more, you know, like I'm reading this second part.

836
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: We know that you only read the third, so you

837
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: would not make it to that.

838
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 3: I would never even I am in the I'm reading

839
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 3: an ad for something, you know, like there's yes. So

840
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 3: I was thinking Paul Rudd ages it would be a

841
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 3: safe one, like something stupid like that teachers get pay raise,

842
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 3: uh Wolf Blitzer.

843
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 4: Nudes lead would be funny.

844
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: I like that.

845
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 3: Female starlett keeps original nose and then spraytan causes cancer.

846
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 3: And I'm very obviously spray tann in this photo, so

847
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 3: I thought that would be funny and.

848
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 4: Word cancer probably.

849
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 3: He wrote, Please keep sending more as they come to you.

850
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,879
Speaker 4: I didn't like them.

851
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 3: It's alright, Paul, there's it's a hard order because I

852
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 3: don't want it to be like a classic joke. And

853
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 3: I also didn't want to spend too much time on

854
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 3: it because I'm not being paid and I'm not gonna

855
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 3: put this picture anywhere because I it's not my favorite

856
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 3: picture of the bunch. So there's only so much work

857
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 3: you can put towards something that you know, like when

858
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 3: someone asked you to do something and you go, you

859
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 3: realize you've been working on it for an hour and

860
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 3: you're like, wait, why am I.

861
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 4: Listen shocking about shocking article inside? Exactly? That would be

862
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 4: that I would approve of because it's so op.

863
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 3: It's just like shocking article inside because you're looking at

864
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 3: the inside bath bad bad bath, bed bath and beyond

865
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 3: coupon inside and I'm like twenty percent off. But uh yeah,

866
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 3: so that happened today. I made my teacher cry I'm

867
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 3: going to see Ben Folds tonight and I'm I'll hopefully

868
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 3: cry it some kind of song.

869
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 4: He sings.

870
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 5: I went to go see Holland Oates at the Hollywood

871
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 5: Bowl and they saved their top three songs for the encore.

872
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 4: So the whole time you're listening out of the air. Yeah,

873
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 4: you're listening.

874
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 5: The whole time, You're like, man, when are they going

875
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 5: to play a rich girl?

876
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 4: When are they gonna play I can't go for that.

877
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: I can't go for that?

878
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 4: Yeah? And when? And then what's the other? Oh? H,

879
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 4: you make my Dreams Come True?

880
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 5: And they they didn't play them for the whole concert,

881
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 5: and then the encore comes and it's oh and then

882
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 5: it's like, okay, and now we're gonna play you Make

883
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 5: My Dreams Come True? And the fucking monitors broke the speakers, so, uh,

884
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 5: hall or Oates, I don't know which one is. The

885
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 5: main guy he couldn't hear himself, so he didn't stop singing,

886
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 5: and instead of stopping the concert and going back and

887
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 5: playing it, he just went like.

888
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 4: My monitors broke. Oops, I guess I can't sing this.

889
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 5: And then the band played through the song and then

890
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 5: they just went on no.

891
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 3: So the other guy was doing harmony, like harmonies to

892
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 3: things like the main the main vocals were not being.

893
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 5: Song the main and he was unapologized, like I can't

894
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 5: hear myself.

895
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 4: I guess I can't sing.

896
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 3: Do you see the Lewis Capaldi clip where he loses

897
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 3: his voice on stage and glasson Berry they all like

898
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 3: fill in for him and sing his hit song sweet?

899
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 3: What's his hit song?

900
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 4: That was sweet?

901
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 3: I couldn't watch it because I was so nervous for him.

902
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 3: Apparently there's a documentary of him and I love him.

903
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 3: On any chat show, talk about someone that you can

904
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 3: say you love, which I don't.

905
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 4: My whole thing about loving actors.

906
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 3: You can love singer songwriters because they're being like actually vulnerable,

907
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 3: and if actors write their own stuff, you can love them.

908
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 3: But I'm not letting you say you like actors anymore.

909
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 3: No one gets to say it. But uh, yeah, he

910
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 3: seems like I love Lewis Capaldi. I think he seems

911
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 3: like a really funny, humble, goofy, really just cute guy.

912
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 3: And then that moment it class. I couldn't watch it,

913
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 3: but it sounded cute. Did you watch it, Anya, where

914
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 3: everyone sings for him?

915
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did on mute exactly.

916
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 4: The thing that is like essential that you hear it.

917
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: Like that was really sweet on mute.

918
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 4: It was yet I could I couldn't fast enough.

919
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta hear this guy's scream for

920
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 3: his dad as he's being eaten by a fucking bullshark.

921
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: I've seen so many shows like that, and I know

922
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: a lot of singers who like they'll get sick of

923
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: their song. Like, imagine if you guys recorded you know

924
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: you have oh hi Dadams, and your fans expect you

925
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: to deliver the joke exactly the way you did it

926
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: at the age of twenty three.

927
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 3: Did it You'd be like, that's what you signed up

928
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: for as a musician that wants to be a pop singer.

929
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 3: Like it's a part of it that I know it sucks.

930
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 3: That's why I don't go to Broadway shows. I think

931
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 3: they're bored, and I don't want to see people do

932
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 3: things they're bored of doing over and over all the time.

933
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 3: And they didn't write the Broadway show. So there's also

934
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 3: that for me where they're singing songs they didn't write.

935
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 3: But Matchbox twenty, I don't give a fuck. If you

936
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 3: don't feel like singing unwell, you gotta sing it. You

937
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 3: gotta sing it like the day you wrote it, and

938
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 3: that's what Rob Thomas does because he appreciates his fan

939
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 3: At first, when you first start doing stand up comedy, Brian,

940
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 3: you know this. You have to do the same jokes

941
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 3: every night because you have to get good at telling them, right, Like,

942
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 3: even now, I have to do the same you know,

943
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 3: a lot of the same act and I don't get

944
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 3: to deviate a ton, especially when I'm working towards a special,

945
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: and it sucks because you're not as in it and

946
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 3: it's a part of the process.

947
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: I don't like.

948
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 3: But if my life required me to do the same

949
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 3: jokes I did at seventeen, that might have been hits

950
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 3: them even now as I'm thirty nine, I would really

951
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 3: resent it and probably not pursue it because it's not

952
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 3: it's not what I want. But actually, no, that is

953
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 3: what I'm pursuing. I do you you get it up

954
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 3: and you sing Annie. There are times that you sing songs,

955
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 3: you sing your songs that you've sang a billion times

956
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 3: and you're kind of like, ugh, not feeling this night.

957
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 3: What do you do to like get it up for it?

958
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 3: Like do you just or do you just go an

959
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 3: autopilot or what do you do?

960
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: I'll make up my set. If I'm really bored, I

961
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: like to challenge myself and be like, I'm gonna relearn,

962
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: Like I'll do Broken Bottles, which has a hard strum

963
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: or something like that. But if I'm I don't know,

964
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: if I'm ever really truly not into a song, I

965
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: just get into it. I'm just like you just do

966
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: get into how cool this is. You're in a theater

967
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: with all these people. I mean, there are definitely rough

968
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: shows and rough crowds, like Brian was talking about, and

969
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: that was the best thing to hear. You win them over.

970
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I mean I've I think going I

971
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: agree with you going to a show where you see

972
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: someone like an Icon do a bunch of hits like

973
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 1: acid Jazz, which I saw someone who shall remain nameless,

974
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 1: but everyone knows her name, and she just was bored

975
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: on tour and was doing every song in a weird

976
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: avant garde jazz fashion and it sucked one, two, three,

977
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: not that it was a different one. I did go

978
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: see Feist, and I was so excited to hear my

979
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: Moon my Man. I love that song, and she had

980
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: chosen on that tour and I love her. I love

981
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: all their stuff. But on that tour she was like, yes,

982
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: dimming the theater so that all of the lights were

983
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: it was like twilight, like you could barely see and

984
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: on stage they had like barely any lady. And then

985
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: every song was so slow and she did like one, two,

986
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: three fold, I'm not exaggerating that fast.

987
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 4: Are we get Brian's wedding? Let's speed it up?

988
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 3: When's the draw was like, you can do that in

989
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,919
Speaker 3: the beginning for songs where we go, Okay, they're having

990
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 3: a little liberties. Get back to it though, get on

991
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 3: those bpms that we know and like, and we want

992
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 3: it at the speed we want to sing it too.

993
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll be right back after this.

994
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 3: Okay, we're back, so Anya ahead of the wedding, what

995
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 3: are we feeling?

996
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 4: What are the vibes?

997
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 5: Are you?

998
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 4: Are you?

999
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 3: You? Are you excited to have that moment that Brian

1000
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 3: Frangie had where afterwards you get to be like it's

1001
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: over and then you get to just sip your tea.

1002
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: I hope all I hope is my parents are in

1003
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: one piece. Everybody's like makes it to the wind one piece?

1004
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 4: You want them? You don't want your dad to wear that?

1005
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: I just want everyone want to stay healthy. My mom

1006
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: has like some health issues. So I just hope everybody

1007
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: makes it to the wedding and that you know, I

1008
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: write my vows eventually I have not even begun, and

1009
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: then I pick out the right songs and then I

1010
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: can just have fun. I'm excited to do it.

1011
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 4: Do you know what you're walking down the aisle to.

1012
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, his friend Chris Hansen, who's in the Natural Lines

1013
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: with him, is going to play live. He's going to

1014
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: do a song on guitar. He started playing some Paul

1015
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: Simon at the other day and I was like, dude,

1016
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: can you play that? It was like so pretty, some

1017
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: fingerpick thing, and then we might walk off to Coda

1018
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: Chrome because I love that song. And Nikki and I

1019
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: played the Kodak Theater in I forget what that was

1020
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: upstate somewhere.

1021
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, get too.

1022
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: But it was and I did Codo Chrome and I

1023
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: just love that song, and he was like, I know it,

1024
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: I'll play it. So we're going to go a little

1025
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: Paul Simon vibe or maybe I'll walk down the aisle

1026
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: to Nico's. These days is it Velvet Underground and Nico,

1027
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. He played something that was really pretty.

1028
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 4: I walked down the aisle to Simon and Garfunkle. You

1029
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 4: did Yeah, you did Marathon. Yeah. It was a guitar

1030
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 4: dual guitar version of America. Oh my god, good.

1031
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: Chris was talking about doing America last night.

1032
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 4: Maybe we'll do that.

1033
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: And what did you walk off to when they go

1034
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: way now? Pronounce you husband and wife for a.

1035
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 4: While, I'm dancing in the moonlight by King Harvest. Do

1036
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 4: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do?

1037
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: I didn't even know he did music for these parts.

1038
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 4: I know.

1039
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 3: Now Noah's starting to get the residual. She's getting the

1040
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 3: is in the final stretch, so she's kind of like

1041
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 3: going some stress and now it's being now nos Like, God,

1042
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 3: I gotta think of a song to come off to. Meanwhile,

1043
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 3: I'm adding to my funeral playlist.

1044
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 4: Wad I love that.

1045
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 3: I was talking to someone the other day as tube,

1046
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 3: but God knows what I'm going to be carried down

1047
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 3: the aisle to.

1048
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was talking to my ex manager the other

1049
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: day we still have a friendship, and he was like,

1050
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: what have you been working on? I'm like, oh, just

1051
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: all the ship I have to do that. I'm like

1052
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: you know, getting all my shit together with finances. And

1053
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: I got a financial advisor and he have me doing

1054
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: like an estate plan and he's like, I couldnot believe

1055
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: you're doing an estate plan, like getting my will together

1056
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: and everything. And he's like, actually, that's one hundred percent

1057
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: on brand with you. And he worked with me a

1058
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: decade ago. So I guess I've always been like this, like.

1059
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 4: Planning for the end. Yes, the Jewish shit, it's a

1060
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 4: nice thing to do.

1061
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does make sense. Have you talked to your

1062
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 1: parents about this their end of life plan or mine?

1063
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1064
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 2: Like I think it's just like the So my therapist

1065
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 2: said there's three conversations that are the hardest to have,

1066
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 2: and it's death, sex, and money. Yes. And Avi's dad

1067
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 2: just called him the other day and he's like, Oh,

1068
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: could you call me back. I want to you know,

1069
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 2: like I went to my gravesite and I think I

1070
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 2: really like it now and I want to give you

1071
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 2: some there.

1072
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 3: And I'm like, your dad talks to you about this stuff.

1073
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 3: This is like that's really cool. Yeah, that's a hard conversation.

1074
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 3: I talk about it so often with my parents that

1075
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 3: it's become normalized for me to be like.

1076
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 4: Dad, do not get that geode.

1077
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 3: I do not want to have to hold this up

1078
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 3: with Lauren someday and go do you want this or

1079
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 3: do I want this?

1080
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 4: Or do we throw this away?

1081
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 3: This geode that dad bought when we were in Arizona

1082
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 3: on a trip, that he doesn't need, that's just sitting

1083
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 3: on this shelf. So I referenced it all the time,

1084
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 3: you know, even this past weekend. I was playing my

1085
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 3: dad's guitar and he was like, it's so cool that

1086
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have someone to give my like my guitars

1087
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 3: will still be played after I'm gone by like someone

1088
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 3: that is me, you know, part of me. And then

1089
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 3: he started going like and I'm trying to get Arlow

1090
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 3: into it, and I go no, no, no, And he

1091
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 3: was like, I'll give Arlow a guitar, and I go, well,

1092
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 3: Arlow will have to go through me. I will have

1093
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 3: to die then Arlow will get I'll give Marrio don't

1094
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 3: get any idea. But no, we talk about the death

1095
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: thing a lot, but also not really talking about it

1096
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 3: because if I really I can talk about my dad dying,

1097
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 3: and but if I engage my actual brain and turn

1098
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 3: it on, then my voice starts going like this, I

1099
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 3: can't handle it, and I will not go there really,

1100
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 3: but I do talk about it all the time because

1101
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 3: I think it's the thing that scares me the most.

1102
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 3: Waits well with the other one's sex. I got no

1103
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 3: problem with that. Death And then money, Yeah, money, I

1104
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 3: also have no problem with you. Annie was saying that

1105
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 3: her dad was going to ask everyone. She was like,

1106
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 3: She was like, just someone needs to run defense on

1107
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 3: my dad's I'm scared he's gonna ask Nicky and Kate

1108
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 3: how much money they make a year. And I was like,

1109
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 3: I'll gladly tell your dad what I make in a year.

1110
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 3: It's absurd. I'm proud of it. It's weird he can

1111
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 3: tell everyone. I don't give a fuck. We need to

1112
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 3: be more transparent. People need to know what actors are making.

1113
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 4: And it's not fair because you.

1114
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: Don't judge people and I do, and you allow people

1115
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: to be weird and who they are, and I don't.

1116
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 3: I'm not always I'm pretty degmental. But your dad asking

1117
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,280
Speaker 3: we should be able to talk about money. I remember

1118
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 3: Judah Friedlander, comedian, once told me that every comedian should

1119
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 3: tell each other what they make on gigs. Yes, so

1120
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 3: that we know what to ask for because we all

1121
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 3: don't know.

1122
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 4: None of us is right. That's unionized and that's all.

1123
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,240
Speaker 4: That's a huge dude, It's true.

1124
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 3: And you can get in trouble though for finding out

1125
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 3: or trying to find out, like certain companies, because they

1126
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 3: want to pay you all less. And it's like some

1127
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 3: I remember someone got an email that told them what

1128
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 3: everyone at their company made and they were like blown

1129
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 3: away at the discrepancy based on the job titles that

1130
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 3: are all the same and how much it's like. And

1131
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 3: so I don't like to talk about it because it

1132
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 3: sounds like I'm bragging, and which in a way it is.

1133
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 4: I'm not going to deny that.

1134
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, sometimes I get an offer and I go,

1135
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 3: I can't believe I was, you know, I even said

1136
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 3: on here I was offer, you know, to do that

1137
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 3: Dave Matthews thing. It was like forty three thousand dollars,

1138
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 3: which I was bragging, yes, But I'm also like, this

1139
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 3: is the kind of money these places have. People need

1140
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 3: to know about it, and people also need to know

1141
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 3: this is the kind of money. People like me that

1142
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 3: have this kind of money, you better see us spending

1143
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 3: it towards good things. You better see us donating. You

1144
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 3: better see us like paying our taxes. You and I

1145
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 3: feel like I do do those things. You better see

1146
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 3: us lending money to our friends who might be in

1147
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 3: dire straits, who may or may not pay us back anytime.

1148
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 4: But the problem, I mean, you're you're, you're such a

1149
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 4: part of it.

1150
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 5: I've in the one percent. Well, it's the corporations. They

1151
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 5: have so much more money than any of us.

1152
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 3: Can you imagine obviously, But if we don't hold me

1153
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 3: to a standard or someone that's making as much money

1154
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 3: as me, then you can just we can just keep

1155
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 3: going up the change and going, well, I don't make

1156
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 3: as much money as Walmart. It's like, no, I have

1157
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 3: more money. My mom the other day was like, we're

1158
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 3: taking you out to dinner, neck you and you're and

1159
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 3: your dad and I are taking you out to dinner.

1160
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 4: Where do you want to go?

1161
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 3: And I was like, I want to go somewhere nice,

1162
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna pay, okay because I don't want And

1163
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 3: she goes, We're going to Flavors. Do you want to

1164
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 3: do Flavors Indian? And I'm like, yes, but no, I

1165
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 3: really want to go to this Miley place and there's like,

1166
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 3: I know, the entrees are like twenty two dollars, it's

1167
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 3: way overpriced, and my Mom's going to go, this is ridiculous.

1168
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 3: And I know they want to pay, and they want

1169
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 3: to treat me because I'm their daughter and I give

1170
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 3: them so much and and it's nice to let people

1171
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 3: pay for you sometimes. I'm not trying to steal that

1172
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 3: from them. But I just told my mom, it really

1173
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 3: is dumb for you to that money means something to you,

1174
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 3: and like you that goes towards like a trip you're

1175
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 3: saving for, whereas to me, I don't have a lot

1176
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 3: of family, this is what I want to spend my

1177
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 3: own money on. So it would be like we went

1178
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 3: to a place and I had a gift card there

1179
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,439
Speaker 3: that's expiring.

1180
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 4: Tomorrow, and you paid.

1181
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how it feels to me to not let

1182
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 3: me pay because it doesn't need You need to spread

1183
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 3: the wealth, you need to be generous with it. So

1184
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 3: I think that's why people that's why I tend to

1185
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 3: talk about these figures is because.

1186
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 4: I don't know. I wouldn't. I was Amy and I

1187
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 4: used to always hang out Schumer.

1188
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 3: I used to find out what she made for things

1189
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 3: and I just remember being like, no fucking way, Like

1190
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that was possible. You could make

1191
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 3: that money as.

1192
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: An ask for that when you get to that level

1193
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 1: and you did.

1194
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 3: Or yeah yeah, and sometimes as I do, but like,

1195
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 3: it's just it makes me realize I didn't get into

1196
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 3: comedy for that money because I did not think that

1197
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 3: kind of money was in comedy ever. I thought that

1198
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,720
Speaker 3: kind of money was for Jaylaw, not like yeah, Ali

1199
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 3: Wong and me, you know, but it's it.

1200
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: Is, and I'm proud you bitch.

1201
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,760
Speaker 3: Well it's I'm just I just got lucky.

1202
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: That's all it is.

1203
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 4: But thank you for being felt. We need like a

1204
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 4: side felt. No even when she said.

1205
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,399
Speaker 1: A voice she's got that she's born with it.

1206
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 3: I know I'm not denying that, but I'm saying that

1207
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 3: is luck that I was born with that. If I

1208
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 3: was born with something, it's luck. It's all luck. But

1209
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 3: you can still be proud of my luck. And thank

1210
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 3: you for saying that.

1211
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 5: I just say about people who work in corporate corporations

1212
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 5: because I know that there's people out there who every

1213
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 5: year they go up for their raise and they can

1214
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 5: ask for three percent or they can go big and

1215
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 5: ask for ten percent, and you have to know that

1216
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 5: corporations will pay you as little as they can get

1217
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 5: away with and not a pan I need more than that.

1218
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 5: They will go as low as they can that you're

1219
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 5: willing to accept. And if you're afraid to ask for

1220
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 5: ten percent or three percent, just know that they don't

1221
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 5: give a fuck about those percentage points. They don't doesn't

1222
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 5: mean anything to them. You ask for as much as

1223
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 5: you think you're worth, and what I've seen is they

1224
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 5: will respect.

1225
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 4: You more if you ask for more money.

1226
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's so to my soone in my life

1227
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 3: was trying to talk about doing a raise and was

1228
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 3: so terrified of because he's He's like, my job is

1229
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 3: already so great. It's as I love my job so much.

1230
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 3: I don't want to ask for more money because I

1231
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 3: would do this for less money. But the mount he

1232
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 3: works and the value that he the job is easy

1233
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 3: for him because he's good at it, and that is

1234
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 3: why he's That's why it's easy. And I struggle with

1235
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 3: this too, Wermland, it's easy, So why am.

1236
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 4: I getting paid a lot?

1237
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 3: It's like that's you're you're being compensated because it is

1238
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 3: easy for you.

1239
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 4: And he is he could not.

1240
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 3: He kept being like, I'm gonna ask for like two

1241
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 3: percent more, and I was like, this, this company I know,

1242
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 3: I know would not that it is not anything to

1243
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 3: them to give you fifty percent more. It would not

1244
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 3: mean anything to their bottom line to give you a

1245
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 3: fifty percent raise and one hundred percent, So you not

1246
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 3: asking for at least ten is absurd. So I hear

1247
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 3: what you're saying, Brian, like these companies they can do it.

1248
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 3: There is the money there, and I always think that

1249
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 3: there isn't because I also know that when I'm negotiating

1250
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 3: and someone's like, ask for an extra one hundred grand

1251
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 3: because Whitney got that on this, she made millions on this,

1252
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 3: and you're just getting this ask for extra hundred I

1253
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 3: know that universal, whoever the studio is, that it all

1254
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 3: ends up going to Jeff Bezos can afford to a

1255
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 3: extra one hundred thousand. But what I'm thinking about is

1256
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 3: the departments that are in charge of those financials that

1257
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 3: they do have a little bit of titan purse strings.

1258
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 3: And I don't want Diane from Accounting to get in

1259
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 3: trouble because I'm asking for more. So I'm what do

1260
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 3: you think about that? When I'm thinking, when I'm thinking

1261
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 3: about these corporations, I'm like, yeah, of course, fucking whoever

1262
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 3: owns the CW can give me more money for f

1263
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 3: boy islet I know they've got it. Whoever's paying CW

1264
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 3: has the money to give me more. But I'm worried

1265
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 3: about CW, who's like trying to make do with what

1266
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 3: they have, and whoever's working in they're what do you

1267
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 3: say to the.

1268
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 2: Bole anyway, whether you ask for that money or not,

1269
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 2: it comes. It comes from a different budget, you know

1270
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: what I mean?

1271
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 5: Right?

1272
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 4: But whoever makes the budgets.

1273
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 5: They have money, They have wiggle room. They they know

1274
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 5: how much money they can play with. And is it

1275
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 5: going to be you that gets the ten percent or

1276
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 5: is it going to be fucking Brad who had the

1277
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 5: balls to ask for it. It's gonna be somebody. Just

1278
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 5: so let it be you ask for it, get that money.

1279
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 3: They have it, And what's the worst thing that can

1280
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 3: have Because I think some people are probably listening going

1281
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 3: like okay, but what if they go no, and then

1282
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 3: you're fired?

1283
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 4: Because why would you ever ask for ten percent more?

1284
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 4: Your fail far to you because it will cost life.

1285
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 5: I won't way more than ten percent of your salary

1286
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 5: to find someone to replace you and train them.

1287
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 4: It's not worth it to get rid of you.

1288
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 3: True? Is it that when you want things from people,

1289
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 3: they like you more. When you respect yourself and demand

1290
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 3: more things, people think you are more valuable.

1291
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 4: It's what you got.

1292
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 3: You're sing the tactic right now in a thing where

1293
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 3: it's like it's it's just absurd how much that works,

1294
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,439
Speaker 3: and I don't like it?

1295
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 4: You know that?

1296
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 3: That is that the more you ask of someone, the

1297
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 3: more they end up liking you, because they have to

1298
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 3: convince themselves, like I wouldn't just be giving this girl

1299
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 3: this thing for free unless I liked her, So they

1300
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 3: they convince themselves they like you, even if they don't.

1301
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 3: It's kind of fucked up because it's a manipulation, but

1302
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 3: it works.

1303
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 4: And there's another reason.

1304
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 5: Sorry, there's another reason why people want ask for more money,

1305
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 5: and that's because to tell that's because they feel like that, well,

1306
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 5: I like this company and they're like my family and

1307
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 5: they treat me so well, and I don't want to

1308
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 5: push the envelope. And that's another thing that everyone has

1309
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 5: to realize. Your company does not give a fuck about

1310
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 5: you at all, at all.

1311
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 3: What oh, Brian, But Brian, this is a mom and

1312
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 3: pop company. And even though the guy at the top

1313
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:16,919
Speaker 3: is a billionaire or maybe a multi hundred millionaire, he's

1314
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 3: my good friend and he really does care about me.

1315
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 3: I mean, he was at my kids, he was at

1316
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 3: the Christenage.

1317
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 5: Just wait my child till a larger company buys that

1318
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 5: guy's company and then does layoffs and gets rid of

1319
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 5: everything that you've ever loved about the company and eliminates you.

1320
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 5: And that's why you got to get your money when

1321
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 5: you can just get it, get your money.

1322
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm kind of the point of view of I like

1323
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: what you guys are saying, and I do believe in

1324
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: a lot of it. But I'm also like, I know

1325
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: what I need, and I don't just want to ask

1326
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: for like an exorbitant amount just to see if I

1327
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: can get great. Like I like to live within my means,

1328
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 1: and also I like to save, obviously, and I like money,

1329
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: and I like having the convenience of money, but like,

1330
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: I also like job security. And I know a bunch

1331
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: of people that were laid off because they were too

1332
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 1: expensive for that company. Like if this happens in radio

1333
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: all the time, they like fire the program director, because

1334
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: the program director was making you know, two twenty a

1335
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: year or something, and everybody else is making sixty a year.

1336
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: So let's get rid of him or her because we'll

1337
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: save two twenty a year.

1338
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 5: That would have happened anyway, because accept the difference is

1339
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 5: they would have been making one eighty a year and

1340
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 5: they would have been laid off at least make the

1341
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 5: two twenty for the time you're there.

1342
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 4: Good point.

1343
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 3: And I do believe I know what you're saying on

1344
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 3: you where it's like I often say that too. Where

1345
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 3: there was a recent thing that my agents called me

1346
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 3: about and without going into total specificifics, they were saying,

1347
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 3: you're in this deal. Final thought. My agents called me

1348
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 3: and they were trying to get me on the phone.

1349
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 3: They're like, in this deal, you are. Part of the

1350
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 3: deal is that you're going to have to do more

1351
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 3: work and it might not be more money for you.

1352
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 4: In the end. There's a little bit more.

1353
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 3: Money, but it's not enough to maybe be putting your

1354
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 3: name out there that much. They get to use your

1355
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 3: name a lot, and you're not getting a lot out

1356
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 3: of them using your name. And then I said, I

1357
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 3: hear you, but having my name out there in any

1358
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 3: context where I'm saying I'm Nikki Glazer and it's playing

1359
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 3: on anything else is always good unless it's annoying, unless

1360
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 3: my name is associated with something annoying. But they were saying, like,

1361
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 3: this is not cool that they're going to use your

1362
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 3: name a lot, and I go, but I'm not not

1363
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 3: benefiting from this because the more my name is out

1364
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 3: there in any way, That's why I do tons of game.

1365
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 3: I do a lot of appearances for free on networks

1366
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 3: because I know the value of that airtime, whether that

1367
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 3: is an AD or not. And they're making money off

1368
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 3: of me being associated with this thing. You know, there's

1369
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 3: an upside to that as well. So it's like and

1370
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 3: it's like, is it much more work for me? And

1371
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 3: am I gonna be that greedy and be like I

1372
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 3: want more money? Probably I should be, But at the

1373
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 3: same time, I'm like, let me just throw that. Maybe

1374
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 3: if I throw them this bone, they throw me other

1375
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 3: bones down the line, right or something like that. But

1376
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 3: there is something too, and there's something to I don't

1377
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 3: need more more, Like I think some people get so greedy.

1378
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 3: I mean, we're seeing it with the billionaires who are

1379
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 3: trying to cage fight each other. They're like, we kind

1380
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 3: of gave up this, like this money race, like because

1381
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 3: we realize it's just like we know they're always a competition,

1382
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 3: you know, the Zuckerberg and the base is it Zuckerberg

1383
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:44,440
Speaker 3: and Musk are gonna cage fight, which just sounds like

1384
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 3: something that is a made up thing by AI, but

1385
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,919
Speaker 3: it's real that they're actually.

1386
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 4: Trying to do it.

1387
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: Deleted from Mediocracy.

1388
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 3: Yes, and I realized it's probably because they already like

1389
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 3: know who won the money thing and the power thing,

1390
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 3: and they're kind of bored of that, and they're like,

1391
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 3: now it has to come back down to like.

1392
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: Arm wrestling, like for us.

1393
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 3: Like we've already we already known.

1394
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: Show us their penises and be like a penis SWORDI fight.

1395
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 3: That's I would I would pay per views for that

1396
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 3: if they just revealed Mark Zuckerbert's little flaccid penis.

1397
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 4: Were listening one and must fine penis.

1398
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 5: We're obsessed with going up and down. They want to

1399
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 5: go into space or they want to go underwater?

1400
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 4: What going.

1401
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 3: Because they cannot be contained and they constantly are unsatisfied,

1402
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 3: and I mean, what any gram are they We're becoming

1403
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 3: obsessed with Anyagrams and the girls chat bingo card we

1404
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 3: I'm a three nine with Obama.

1405
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 4: Obama's nine two? Now what are nines like?

1406
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: Peacemaker?

1407
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 4: Peace maker and.

1408
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 3: They don't mind being like helping three Yeah.

1409
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: We're really good at supporting others and being like co

1410
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 1: hosts and like co stars and in a support position.

1411
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 3: I always tell people this, Anya could have been Taylor

1412
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 3: Swift if she wanted to be like she has. I

1413
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 3: don't want to be and the voice I'm not kidding you,

1414
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 3: you don't want to be had a deal and you

1415
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 3: were starting to get signed up, like you were starting

1416
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 3: to have that kind of rise to fame back if

1417
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 3: we go to the Twilight Times and Anya was like,

1418
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 3: this is too much pressure.

1419
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 4: It's kind of too much for me.

1420
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 1: I'd like to I'd like to be in theaters, but

1421
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: not in shed's not stadium.

1422
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 3: But to be Fiona Apple, you have to have done

1423
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 3: like a ton of press and all the things that

1424
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 3: you didn't want to do.

1425
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 4: You didn't want.

1426
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 3: That life of being having emails constantly coming in like

1427
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 3: you want what Fiona Apple has, but what it took

1428
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 3: to get there you just weren't. You didn't you were

1429
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 3: like this isn't like what my This isn't my style,

1430
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 3: and I respect that so much. I don't understand it.

1431
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 3: It's like, it's so it's so cool to me because

1432
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 3: we do need some of each But I can't understand

1433
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 3: having someone go being born with the talent and then

1434
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 3: obviously working hard to.

1435
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 2: Do.

1436
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 3: But you, I've watched you, and I'm like, she has

1437
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 3: everything Taylor Swift has. There's no difference between their two

1438
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 3: talents and literally none. The only thing is that Taylor

1439
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 3: Swift is a three and shary An that's that's the

1440
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 3: best compliment. That's almost better than ride during your song

1441
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 3: coming from no I.

1442
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 4: Will, I would. I'm not kidding you.

1443
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 3: Anya Marina is as talented as a songwriter as Taylor

1444
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 3: Swift and could be just as prolific and all these things.

1445
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 4: But she's not a three.

1446
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 3: She's a nine, and so she things that make that

1447
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 3: get her off to quote my mom, HI.

1448
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 4: Do not are not the same things.

1449
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 3: And that's what's so fascinating to me is that you

1450
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 3: can be born with all of these things, but if

1451
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 3: you're not the type of person who's motivated by praise

1452
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 3: and people loving you and strangers thinking you did a

1453
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 3: good job, and that's not like what fills you up.

1454
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 3: Then then you're not gonna like pursue that. And I

1455
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,919
Speaker 3: think I love I love the idea of someone being

1456
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 3: so talented and just being like I'm good, like it's

1457
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 3: so cool and you are that.

1458
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: Maybe I mean, I definitely would love to sell out theaters.

1459
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm just too afraid.

1460
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 5: And anxious an come on, accept compliment, be a good compliment.

1461
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: Acceptor sh No, she did have a compliment, But I

1462
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: don't know if it's so much like I don't want it.

1463
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 1: I don't think that's totally true, because the truth is,

1464
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 1: I guess it is.

1465
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 4: No.

1466
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:42,480
Speaker 1: I think I would love to like be playing theaters,

1467
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,640
Speaker 1: playing like an hour of my show and not have

1468
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: to stress about selling out right.

1469
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 3: But you but to get that, you have to do

1470
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,920
Speaker 3: those other things, and you're not willing to do those things.

1471
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 3: So I am saying, you're like, no, thanks, I just

1472
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 3: could leave that I can do it. Probably that's not

1473
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 3: that's not true you because I've talked to you about

1474
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 3: your music confidence and you have.

1475
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 1: By the way, Fiona Apple doesn't do a lot of interviews.

1476
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: I think Fiona Apple made some incredible records. I think,

1477
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,920
Speaker 1: and I haven't made records that are like really resounding

1478
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: with people in this time of like TikTok and Instagram.

1479
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: I'm not willing to do all that. You're right, I'm

1480
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: not like willing to be online all the time.

1481
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is you could and you're just

1482
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 3: not willing to. And that is maybe that's true because

1483
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 3: you're not.

1484
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 4: It's true.

1485
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know how to do like may

1486
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: do that or you would enjoy, but you don't.

1487
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 3: You wouldn't enjoy it because you would be stooping to

1488
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,920
Speaker 3: something that isn't artistically authentic to you. And that's not

1489
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 3: to say Taylor Swift does stoop so that, but Taylor

1490
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 3: Swift talked with a country accent for many years and

1491
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 3: she doesn't have one. So this girl did do things

1492
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 3: that were outside of what she wanted to do. She's

1493
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 3: not from you fit in, No, She's from Pennsylvania and

1494
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 3: she went to Nashville. But she she said, y'all a

1495
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 3: lot when she was coming out. That was what they

1496
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 3: were packaging her as, and she went, you know this,

1497
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 3: and she's a child. By the way, there's no shape.

1498
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,480
Speaker 3: I'm not throwing shade on Taylor for saying y'all. And

1499
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,440
Speaker 3: by the way, I would fucking say y'all if I

1500
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 3: was being a country star for a few if that's

1501
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 3: what I was going to start.

1502
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,679
Speaker 4: Doing, you know, and like yeah the teen parents country

1503
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 4: for like yeah, it's it happens.

1504
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: But we had to find out how Brian is any

1505
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 1: a gramar Ran yet?

1506
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 4: Do you know what any gram you are? No idea,

1507
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 4: I'll pay you twelve dollars to take the test.

1508
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,559
Speaker 3: Know what too, because it's twelve dollars to take the test,

1509
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 3: but then you get a really good answer of what

1510
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,520
Speaker 3: any gramm you are, I'll send the test and ask.

1511
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: For twenty four.

1512
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,840
Speaker 3: For twenty four, okay, I'll give you fifteen dollars to

1513
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,760
Speaker 3: do it. I will give you a ten percent raise.

1514
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 3: I think this is what it kind of amounts to.

1515
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 3: Great show today, guys. Thanks for being here, Thanks for

1516
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,720
Speaker 3: listening to the podcast. You guys. I hope everyone has

1517
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 3: a great Anya's wedding weekend. I got so many tour

1518
01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 3: dates coming up. Let me just rattle some of the

1519
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 3: off Vegas. Well that's not going to be until September again,

1520
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:07,879
Speaker 3: but get those tickets now. September twenty ninth and thirtieth, Chicago,

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Speaker 3: September fifteenth.

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Speaker 4: That's a big one.

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Speaker 3: Guys, if you were in the Chicago area, want to

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01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 3: plan weekend to Chicago the Chicago Theater. It's a huge venue.

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01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 3: I want to sell it out so badly. I desperately

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01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 3: want it, and I would love for every one of

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01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,679
Speaker 3: you besties to make an impact in selling that out.

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Speaker 4: It would mean the world to me.

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Speaker 3: That'll be September fifteenth, then Peoria, Illinois the next day,

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Speaker 3: September sixteenth, Calgary, Albert I'm coming to Canada. I'm doing

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Speaker 3: a casino in Minnesota, Napa, California, Wheatland, California, San Francisco,

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01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 3: San Diego, Iowa, Lawrence, Kansas, my college town. If you

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Speaker 3: or anyone in that area, the lead Center, I'm going

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01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 3: to be back there, so fun. Boston, Maryland, Delaware, Atlantic City,

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Speaker 3: We're doing again Portland, and then I will be in Munhall.

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01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 3: Someone said, Nikki, come to Pittsburgh or Philly. I think

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01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 3: mun Hall is close to one of those. Detroit, Michigan, Denver, Colorado,

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01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 3: mass A, tans to Tucket. I don't know what that

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Speaker 3: one is, but that's not everyrary. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you later.

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Speaker 4: Thank you guys for listening to the show. Mash and Tucket.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know sounds.

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Speaker 4: It's like something you.

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01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 3: Tell someone who wants to who's playing the first time?

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01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:22,519
Speaker 4: Is it mass transport Tucket, nash Tucket. That's how you

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Speaker 4: remember it. I'll be there February seventeenth. Thank you guys

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Speaker 4: so much for listening to the show.

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Speaker 3: Don't be coo and digit test for that raise bitch.