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Speaker 1: Then Jewels Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time from the Dirty Little Secret. If you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret to tell us, you can always email

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Speaker 1: the show on air at the Jewelshow dot com. And

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Speaker 1: remember you can tell us whatever you want anything in

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Speaker 1: the Dirty Little Secret. Because we don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. Everybody remains anonymous. So on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now, one of our anonymous listeners to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret that they have. What is your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? All right? So I love to do

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Speaker 1: pub crawls with my friends, and when I do it,

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Speaker 1: I like to drink it every single pub that we do.

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Speaker 1: Problem is, I try to go hardcore on that. But

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Speaker 1: I got absolutely obliterated recently and I do not remember

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Speaker 1: pretty much. I think the last thing I remember is

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Speaker 1: maybe around the seventh pub, and then from that point

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Speaker 1: I woke up in some woman's house that I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: It was awkward for me, yeah, because I just I

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Speaker 1: like to remember things. But I don't even perform well drunk,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know nobody does at that point. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I used to drink a lot, right every day, almost

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Speaker 1: my friends hang out, drink a ton, blackout all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I always just considered it. Hey, nothing happened, so

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Speaker 1: nothing bad happened. I sure hope nothing happened, because when

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Speaker 1: I woke up and I looked, she must have been seventy.

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Speaker 1: She definitely was a grandma seventy. I saw pictures with

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Speaker 1: little kids in the house. Thirty. Boy, that's quite a

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Speaker 1: nice gap, my friend. That's not a cougar. What is

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Speaker 1: that that's older than it's a great grandma. That's a

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Speaker 1: saber tooth tiger. That's like, how that's just a little

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Speaker 1: bit younger than Evan's mother's mother where he lives and

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Speaker 1: in her basement. Please help this joke, I say, as

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Speaker 1: much as possible, dude. Yeah, Hey, is it like a

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Speaker 1: stroke of luck that you called in? I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know that, but English Evan lives in his

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Speaker 1: grandma's basement, as Alex likes to put it, his mother's

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Speaker 1: mother's basement. Yes, would you like to hang out with

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Speaker 1: Himan someday? Maybe you can. I may I may already

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Speaker 1: have been there. I'm not completely sure. What did she

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Speaker 1: look like? She had full white hair and it was

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Speaker 1: pretty long, and uh, she had very very big lips.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, my god, So did you wake up

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Speaker 1: in woke up naked? I tried to get what I

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Speaker 1: could and I got it out of there. I woke

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Speaker 1: up and she was over in the bathroom, and she

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Speaker 1: didn't realize that I woke it up. So I just

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Speaker 1: tried to as quietly as I could collect my things

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Speaker 1: and get out of it. You probably didn't even need

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Speaker 1: to be quiet. I can't hear that. I mean, that's true.

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Speaker 1: But I kind of need a little bit of advice

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Speaker 1: on this too, because well, yeah, I mean, I got

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Speaker 1: a steady girlfriend and I don't know if I should

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Speaker 1: tell her yo, I don't know. I mean, I did

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Speaker 1: not see that coming, man. So here's what. If you

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Speaker 1: want some advice, I'll give you some real advice. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember where the houses or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I doubt you have her Instagram because seventies

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Speaker 1: spiders and have one. I think you need to get

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Speaker 1: ahold of that lady go back. I think he needs

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Speaker 1: to find out if he did. No, why would he

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Speaker 1: need to do that. I think we can tell his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend because it's a different story if he did, right,

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Speaker 1: why so that he can see if he regardless if

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Speaker 1: he did or not he was in the girl's bed,

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Speaker 1: then I don't I would, I think, be honest. So

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Speaker 1: how's he going to find her? Like you said, she's

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Speaker 1: where is she? How? Maybe because it was local bingo.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I was gonna say. I think make

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Speaker 1: better decisions in the future. And maybe Man, I hate

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Speaker 1: saying this, but I don't say anything, but I feel

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Speaker 1: like you should. But also, like seventies, just that adds

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Speaker 1: a whole few different wrinkle. If you want to stay

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Speaker 1: with your girlfriend and she's a normal female, don't tell

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend. I'll just make sure I get STD tested

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Speaker 1: and then just not worry about it. Yeah, I don't worry.

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Speaker 1: He didn't get her pregnant. Menopause A Jubbil show on

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