WEBVTT - #351: The Honeys Get The Money 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.960 There's two boys in this house for Glyn boys in 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:06.400 this house. Crazy boys in this house, for Blyn boys 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:09.079 in this house. There's two boys in this house for 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.520 Glyn boys in this house. Crazy boys in this house, 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:14.280 for Glyn boys in this house. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:17.360 I haven't heard that in a while. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:22.480 I Brooking Boys, episode number three fifty one. I figured 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:27.280 I would throw the Cardi B Wop parody. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:30.760 In there for us today. You know what? Why? 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:36.440 Because Cardi and Stefan Diggs, her lover, are expecting a 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:41.879 child together. She's preggers with with his kid. How crazy 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:46.120 is that? Could not care any less? Why I care? 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:49.320 I mean? Plus, why did you grow up on? Cardi B? 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:53.160 No but ad plus in studio guest on The Big 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.880 Show on Elvis Da Ranshiny Carti Cardi. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.800 We love Cardi B. You know me? Cardi B pussy 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:03.000 po and on the charts. Sorry, I had to do 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:04.360 one of those lyrics from one of her. 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:06.480 So that you'll say that that you'll say, yeah, that 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:08.920 you'll say not the C word, but the P word 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:12.680 you're fine with. That's her line, not mine, your scary jones. 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.800 I'm David Brody. If this is your first time listening, welcome, aboard. 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.360 We don't always use such dirty language like scary just 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:19.000 did oh. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.240 Come on now you know I've been you know, I 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:24.400 don't really, I don't really open up the podcast and 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:25.680 curse on you. 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:28.960 I don't curse very often. I don't. I really don't. 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:31.880 But like sometimes you gotta, you gotta say it with punctuation, 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.360 and you gotta do it with no one's listening or 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:35.319 or nobody's expecting it. 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:38.479 Actually, so there was a dance like no one's looking, 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:39.959 curse like no one's listening. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:41.000 Exactly pretty much something like that. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:44.039 I don't It was a saying in there somehow, Yeah 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.920 you got a country song right all right? 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:48.440 You know what? 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:52.120 He listen we we we we uh, I got I 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:56.919 got drama, I got intrigue. 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:57.840 I've gotta I gotta. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.680 I got riddle stuff from Facebook for you. Yeah, we 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.320 have we have a follow we have stuff. We have 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:08.360 a follow up. Because we kept teasing on the slice time, well, 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.120 I didn't want to say anything because it's it may 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.320 not happen, it may or may not, and we have 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.959 free ship for us, which I still don't know about. 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:20.160 So well that's so we better hurry because. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.920 You may or may not may or may not like 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.200 what happened to uh some of the free ship that 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:28.160 was in this box. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:32.680 And when I say was means past tense. But that's 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:33.240 quite a right. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:35.800 What was it food and you ate it or you 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.080 gave it to co workers? That was my ship. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:42.639 Not worse than all that. You dropped it. You threw 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:43.239 it on the floor. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:50.400 You know we gave it away to call her one hundred. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:52.480 I mean no, no, but don't don't get it wrong. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.400 We've got a big box of stuff here. I mean, 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:57.480 hold on, hold on, you know what. I think we 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.760 should kick it off right now, since we're going down 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:00.520 this road. 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.359 With we're never very annoyed. I don't even know what's happening. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:04.160 I'm very annoyed. 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:06.000 I know you are. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.639 Say this is gonna be I said, I'm gonna I'm 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.080 not gonna tell Brody. I'm gonna surprise him life on 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:11.679 the podcast. 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.920 I know you're not up early enough to hear the 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:17.000 big show playing a jingle. Play the jingle, scary, I'm 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:24.079 very upset. Play the jingle free set for us. That's right. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.040 You can always send free shit for us. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:31.160 And it's been a while since we received free ship 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.600 for us. Now I don't count what Reggie sent us 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:36.400 a couple of weeks ago. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:37.160 Reggie Maltz. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:41.440 One of the slices for life is she she sent 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:42.400 us some. 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:43.720 A couple of rocks. 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:47.800 I got a rock Brooklyn Boys rocks so and the 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.520 Brooklyn Boys and the No Sleep Till Brooklyn Rock, which 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:53.400 is nice. But she also sent these weird little do 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:56.920 dads and I don't know, dog shot dog shot color. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.680 So Reggie, yes, I don't know if I count that, 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.960 but so somebody came. Correct. 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:03.760 We got to give a big shout out to Asian 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:04.840 mic ladies and gentlemen. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:08.440 Asian Mike. Well, but that's his Uh. 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.240 He did like graffiti, a graffiti sticker that said the 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:15.120 Brooklyn Boys on it, and he sent us a huge 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:17.960 box a free shift for us. Now, he sent it 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:23.279 to the radio station. So that's where things kind of 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:24.200 go sideways. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.599 He sent it addressed to you though, right, yeah. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.240 Let me see, Yeah it was it was addressed to 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:32.919 Scary Jones, right, So you opened the box, right, And 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:33.719 I opened the box. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.000 Yeah, I opened the box and anything that happened after 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.320 that is your fault. You could say that. 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:42.840 Well anyway, so so I did he basically, uh, I'm 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:45.360 gonna basically, what did they do? He sent us, Well, 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.279 let me tell you what he's Let me tell you 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:49.400 what's in the box, all right, tell me what's in 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:54.839 the Asian Mike, very thoughtful man, I guess, being Asian law, 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:59.520 being Asian proud. He sent us famous products that we 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.800 know in of here in the States that are selling 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:05.320 in China in different varieties. 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:12.560 So, for instance, Lays makes a looks. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:18.159 Like a barbecue rib flavor chip, and so they sell 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:19.120 that in China. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:20.719 So he got a bag of those. 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:28.320 Let's see some bags of some Oh here's Lays uh Lays. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:30.080 What flavor is that? I don't even know? 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:30.920 It? 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:37.119 Says Italian Italian red meat flavor. See the little pasta spoon. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:42.400 So China sells Italian red meat flavor. Lays potato chips, yep. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:47.000 Then there's a product called Orion turtle chips. And this 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:49.680 is caramel popcorn all right. I don't know if this 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.400 is Chinese at all. Doesn't there's no Chinese writing on it. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.120 But Brody, I mean with chocol full here, hold on, 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:59.800 it goes, it goes deeper. We got pocky crushed fruit, 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:01.080 you know, those little pockey sticks. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:04.760 So that's yeah. Actually got some of that, got some more. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:08.400 We give you more more pockey. Okay, okay, the audience 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:09.160 is being bored today. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.240 We've got a lot of fun stuff from Asian mic 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.080 that's very nice, and hold on, it's got it. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:19.040 And then whatever I'm seeing sin sing coffee, Sin sink coffee, 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:22.400 and I'm seeing yeah, okay, yeah, and one or two 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.320 of everything pretty much. Yeah. 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.560 And then and then finally, uh uh the turtle chips 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:28.400 in a different flavor. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:33.279 This is Churo's flavor. It's it's a lot, it's a lot. Uh. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:35.680 But you want to tell me why you thought you 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.520 had the right to give away the stuff on the air. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.480 Well, there's there's two things missing. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:45.640 There's a box of cheese flavored oreos that they sell 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.120 in China that. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.440 They that would have been my favorite of everything you mentioned. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:53.839 So well, well what ended up happening was I opened 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:54.800 it up this morning. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:56.720 What happened was and and. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.919 They were individually wrapped cookies, you know chalk, you know 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.279 the the uh. 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.320 Oreo show, half for half for me, half for you. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:07.160 Well, it was individually wrapped in a box, right, So 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.920 there was like six packs or four packs whatever. So 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.680 I opened it up and I opened it up. I 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:13.560 opened it up and I'm like, oh my god, this 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:16.280 is so good. I ate the whole package. Okay, but 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.760 then there were other packages in there. But then we 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.440 then we did a on the air. We did the free. 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:24.760 Why is there a we though it's it's the Brooklyn 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:25.520 Boys merchandise. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.240 Yeah, I know, but but here's the thing. Everyone was 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.880 called upon it the last second to grab an item, 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.720 uh for the free Crap Phone Tap because we didn't 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.840 have money to give away today, so everyone started scrambling. 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:39.720 I ran back to my desk, I grabbed the rest 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.960 of the box of the Chiefe flavored Oreos and gave 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:46.240 Asian Mike proper credit on the Big Show, and I said, 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.800 my donation to the free Crap Phone Cap Tap is. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.840 David Brody's Oreo Cookies is. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:55.840 The restless box of chief Flavored Oreos David Brody's flavored Oreos. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.640 But wait, it gets worse because after that was done, 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:01.200 there was still another box of and I was going 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:02.880 to give his box to you because it was it 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.000 was sealed and it was and it was it was 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:09.080 a box of Macha flavored Oreo to the cream. Instead 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:11.960 of it being cheese or cream. It was macha, it 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:13.880 was green, and I'm like, oh, I said, I'm just 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:14.840 gonna know this is unopened. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.000 I'm just gonna give this to Brody. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.720 So I'm carrying the box outside at the radio station 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.440 today and I'm walking to my car where I ran 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.720 into our friend Paul Cobby Bryant and he's like, oh. 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.240 What's going on, buddy? How you doing. I'm like, oh, 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.000 I got to see you, Cubby. He goes, hey, what's 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:29.520 in the box? 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.760 I said, Oh, our friend Asian Mike sent us a 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.280 bunch of stuff for the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You know 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.199 our slices. They love us, they take care of us. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.600 And he goes, oh, that's awesome. He goes, yeah, yeah, 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.360 what do you mean Asian? I said, oh, it's all 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.600 China product, products that you see in China. He goes, 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.600 oh cool. He you know my wife is Asian. I said, 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:51.640 he's y'ad have anything in there for me? So I said, oh, well, 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:55.679 I'm sure. I said, you know, why wouldn't I give 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:59.000 your Asian wife something? So I reached in the box 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:03.040 and I gave him the match of flavored oreos for 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:06.200 his wife. For Cubby's wife and then I continued ont 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.280 to my car and uh and then the rest is 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:09.120 uh right here. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.840 So Brody, Brody's just blinking. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:18.040 He's blinking fast, and he's not he's not responding here. 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.760 Asian, Mike, thank you very much for sending a product 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:23.200 to uh, to both of us. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:24.959 What I'd like you to do is leave us a 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.280 talk back. I'd like to know what you paid for it. 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:29.959 And I'd like you to tell Scary Jones how much 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.800 he owes me for deciding it was his right. I'll 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:35.199 give away my stuff on his radio show that I 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:38.400 don't work for, and then give another box of stuff 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.080 that was for me to someone that I haven't spoken 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:41.840 to in three years. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:42.959 So if you could do. 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.199 That, Mike, Scary can send me the money, Scare, you 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.120 can vendo me the money. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:49.840 A second. That's not fair, that's not fair. Listen, listen, 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.439 this stuff came to the radio station. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:55.680 I didn't anticipate. I didn't anticipate seeing Cobby in the street. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.720 I didn't know that box Brody that brought that box 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.200 of cookies was going to be all yours because I 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.760 obviously to the master, she's flavored oreos, you know, yeah, 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:05.240 the ones. 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.760 I would have loved. Yeah, let me ask you a question. 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:11.480 Is the jingle free ship for Cubby? 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.880 Any pretty ship for Cubby? But nope, that's not the jingle. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:18.400 The jingle is free ship for us meaning Scary and Brody, 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:19.360 Brodie and skin and. 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:19.959 I and Brody. 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.560 There's like twelve bags of chips and things and poppy 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:26.280 sticks in here. There's all kinds of this poppy cosh. Well, 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.760 you should have texted me and said, I'm glad. I'm 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:32.079 glad that that Kubby has an Asian wife. Right, that's terrific. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.040 She's a beautiful woman. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:36.079 Is it with some Chinese? 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:40.440 Because she she because she gets Asian products, she's she's Asian. 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:45.520 I would be the one appreciating the different culture because 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.839 right so, and more importantly, as a Jew, I would 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:49.600 like the free ship. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:55.560 That's my culture. I want the free Well, I mean, 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:59.199 no offense to Cubby's beautiful wife. He's a sweetheart, listen, 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.760 and no offense to but it's not your place. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.199 Well, I'll say this like you know what it is. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.040 It's the strawberry incident all over again. I was about 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:10.040 to bring Now I don't know if you remember episode 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:14.559 what is the episode sixteen with the Sharys Berries, Sharry's berry. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:19.000 Shary's berry sent sent up Sharry's berries for me, chocolate covered. 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:20.360 I said, Scary, would you like one? 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:22.920 He goes, oh yeah, oh so good, and then gives 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:24.000 them out to everybody around. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:25.880 Oh have something, and he gives. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.720 The interurns and gives the but Danielle the wherever else 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:30.120 gave away my strawberries. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:30.800 I remember that. 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.480 I remember that, But you didn't remember how upset I 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:40.000 got because you efing did it again, gave away my stuff. Okay, 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.920 in all fairness, I know although I did common deal 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:48.119 hold on. Although I did comedy oreos, the cheese flavored oreos, 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.600 I did common dear that box. I did have great 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.800 intentions of taking that second box of equal It was 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.320 the equal amount of cookies and for the march of flavor, 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.200 and I was gonna give them all to you. No, 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:03.240 you didn't have great intentions. You had, Oh, I guess 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.600 I gotta give him something. You're like, oh you know what, 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.000 I don't even have to carry it now, I'll just 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:12.360 give it a cuby. You're very generous with my things. Yeah, 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.480 you won't take me to a steak dinner. You're so 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.040 generous now, you owe me to fucking steak dinners. 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:26.320 It's the podcast. I liked that you kept a Pocky fing. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:30.800 You got Pocky in here, man, I got Pockey and 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:34.400 turtle Chick. Coolest, the coolest thing in the box are 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:37.600 oreos that have crazy fillings in them. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.200 Yeah, they were so good. You ate them all. 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.520 I know, I only eat what package. And Brodie, I 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.400 gotta tell you, they tasted like cheese. I mean, they 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.319 were really good. I couldn't stop playing. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.120 That you're saying, You're saying the cheese tasted like cheese. 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:54.280 It was a cheese flavored cream. It was cheese cream. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:55.400 It was cream cheese. 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:58.080 No, no, it was cheese cream in the middle of 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.640 an Oreo cookie. And then when you take when you 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:02.880 bite into it and you taste, and I tell you 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:06.520 that the chocolate cookie, the cookie part, the cracker, it 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.720 had a different taste to it. It was a little weird, 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.200 but it was good, fantastic so but but but it 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.319 tasted so damn good. 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:13.120 I'm like wow. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.360 And then and then the other four packages, I'm like, 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:17.400 I was gonna save you them until the free money 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.239 phone tap happened. Then we gave them to like Marjorie 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.640 online sixteen. You know, Marjorie means nothing to me. 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.920 One hundred Yeah, but yeah, but it's not my free 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:28.680 money phone tap. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:30.600 You didn't. You didn't even play my phone tap. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:32.240 If you gave me some airtime, I'd be like, oh, 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:33.880 well you played my phone tab, so that's fine. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:38.400 Yeah, you can't give away Brodie's ship. I don't work there. 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:42.520 You didn't ask me, Yeah, no, I know, I couldn't. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:43.319 I was in the moment. 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:46.640 So if you if you were in the moment, was 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.800 listen when you copy stopped me on the street. 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:50.959 I was. I was like, oh, you were in the moment. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:54.040 I was in the moment. Yeah, you know what you do. Hey, Kubby, 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:55.079 here's some. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:59.360 Pockey for your Asian wife who has had Asian food 0:13:59.360 --> 0:13:59.920 her whole life. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:00.800 I'm sure. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.079 You know his kids are half Asian. You should have 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.360 given him some some some more stuff for his kids too. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:08.040 Yeah. 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.480 Well, Asian Mike, we love you, buddy, thank you so much. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.120 And that went a long way. I love Asian Mike. 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:16.040 You took Asian Mike's gift and you said fuck Asian Mike, 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:17.679 because Asian Mike's intention was. 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:21.240 You're David Brody. Hey, you didn't respect Asian Mike's wishes. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.560 Mike got national airtime this morning on The Big Show. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.920 He was he was thanked. I thanked Asian didn't hear it? 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.080 Did he hear it? Was he listening at that split second? 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:30.600 He might have? 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.320 I don't know he does. Everyone he know know that 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:37.400 he's Asian Mike Asian Mike. Anyway, all right, you can 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:38.080 move on from this. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:38.520 Please. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:42.120 Now we have bigger we have bigger fish. If we 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.280 had bigger fish to fry, you'd probably give it. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.400 To uh the Gandhi because she's got fishermen in her family. 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.120 They sent up animal crackers, but I gave it to 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:02.440 Elvis because his husband works at a zoo, so I 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:05.240 figured he'd want the animal crackers. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:09.440 Do you know that would probably cross my mind because 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:13.560 it's like, oh, he deserves it, right. Oh, somebody somebody 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.040 sent up a gift coffee your Brody for one hundred 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:19.680 dollars International House of Pancakes, But since Danielle's husband sells 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:28.640 houses for a living, I gave it to him. Well, listen, uh, 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:32.040 I'm sure that we can find I will do it, 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.760 make good, and I will find these oreos for you, 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:35.720 and I will send them to you. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:37.160 Okay, I'll send you a case. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:42.240 Homes Old Homestead, Steakhouse, sous Seafood Tower. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.160 I want to be treated like a king. 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.760 You owe me a steak dinner, You owe me strawberries, 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:51.040 you owe me cheese, oreos, you owe me, you owe me, 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:51.520 you owe. 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:55.360 Me macha oreos. Tell me macha oreos. I'm sure. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:59.440 Oh my guess is I can go down? You copy 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.120 played the wife card. Yeah, oh that was the first 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:04.800 thing he said. He's like, oh my god, my wife 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:06.480 is ag Oh you know she would love she would 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:06.920 love something. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:08.280 What do you what do you got to ask the question? 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:12.560 Did Cobby's wife text you thank you? Not yet? 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:12.880 No? 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:16.040 Yeah, I don't yeah, okay, okay, all right, because you'll 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:17.400 get to thank you, and I wish you to get 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:21.400 to thank you. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:24.920 Anyway. Uh, thank you for your free shit for us. 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:27.040 Shot if you want to send free ship. 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:30.480 For us, free ship for scary and Cubby's wife, and 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.680 and and and some woman who won the free money. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:34.080 And call her one hundred. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:36.880 Uh if you want to take, if you want, if 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.480 you want to, Brooklyn boys said, love to get free stuff, 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:41.760 free ship for the woman to want free money puon 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.960 tech puppy's wife and everybody on the morning show except Brode. 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:47.040 I'll see if I can make that fit in the jingle. 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.480 If you want to send us free shit for us, 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:52.720 send it to me, Send it to Scare at the 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:56.880 radio station, Scary Jones, care of Z one hundred Radio, 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:01.080 UH one five West Fifth. I was fifty fifth Street, 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:05.200 New York City, New York one zero zero one nine. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:09.280 All right, thank you. That was the best preacher for 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:13.919 a segment ever. It's been a while. I didn't mean 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.440 to do it. I had good intentions. All right, we 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:19.560 gotta go. We gotta had good that's not good attentions, 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:21.200 so we didn't say you had good intentions. 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.360 You couldn't make it from the building to the garage 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:33.159 across the street. Oh you act like you walked it 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.439 from California to uh in oh, New York and somewhere 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.480 around Pennsylvania. You ran out went fast because I was walking, 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.600 I was in midstride, and he was coming near the 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:45.520 direction he goes. And it was all happened in thirty seconds. 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:49.440 Thirty seconds flating. Oh o, my god, old Asian products. 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:51.600 All my wife's Asian. Oh here, how are you gonna 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:52.080 take something? 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:53.800 Oh? 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:58.359 My Okay, we've twelve long enough on that. You know 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:00.720 it's this this box belongs to Brody. 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:03.520 But since your wife is one of the seven billion 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:08.200 Asian people, I'm sorry, it's maybe former billion Asian people. 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:09.240 Yeah. 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:12.000 Let me tell you a follow up story to the 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:15.399 pickleball story from last episode, uh, where I told you 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.119 about the woman I slammed the ball into and she 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:17.919 got all upset and. 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:21.720 Below and then the woman was like, why are you crying? 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:27.280 Right, So, a couple of nights ago with pickleball, it 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.240 was Sunday, maybe it is Sunday. 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:31.439 Yeah, So. 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:35.480 She and somebody else come on the court because I 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:39.000 won and my partner and I split, and now she's 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:42.080 waiting to come on the court. So I'm on the 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:44.960 I'm on the back side of the court. In other words, 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:48.879 where the gate, the door to the gate is is 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.600 closer to my partner's side on the other side. So, 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:53.920 in other words, she has to walk past my former 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:56.119 partner and come all the way to my side of 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:57.359 the court to play with me. 0:18:57.920 --> 0:18:58.760 So I see her. 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.200