Speaker 1: There's two boys in this house for Glyn boys in
Speaker 1: this house. Crazy boys in this house, for Blyn boys
Speaker 1: in this house. There's two boys in this house for
Speaker 1: Glyn boys in this house. Crazy boys in this house,
Speaker 1: for Glyn boys in this house.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that in a while.
Speaker 3: I Brooking Boys, episode number three fifty one. I figured
Speaker 3: I would throw the Cardi B Wop parody.
Speaker 2: In there for us today. You know what? Why?
Speaker 3: Because Cardi and Stefan Diggs, her lover, are expecting a
Speaker 3: child together. She's preggers with with his kid. How crazy
Speaker 3: is that? Could not care any less? Why I care?
Speaker 2: I mean? Plus, why did you grow up on? Cardi B?
Speaker 3: No but ad plus in studio guest on The Big
Speaker 3: Show on Elvis Da Ranshiny Carti Cardi.
Speaker 2: We love Cardi B. You know me? Cardi B pussy
Speaker 2: po and on the charts. Sorry, I had to do
Speaker 2: one of those lyrics from one of her.
Speaker 4: So that you'll say that that you'll say, yeah, that
Speaker 4: you'll say not the C word, but the P word
Speaker 4: you're fine with. That's her line, not mine, your scary jones.
Speaker 4: I'm David Brody. If this is your first time listening, welcome, aboard.
Speaker 4: We don't always use such dirty language like scary just
Speaker 4: did oh.
Speaker 3: Come on now you know I've been you know, I
Speaker 3: don't really, I don't really open up the podcast and
Speaker 3: curse on you.
Speaker 2: I don't curse very often. I don't. I really don't.
Speaker 3: But like sometimes you gotta, you gotta say it with punctuation,
Speaker 3: and you gotta do it with no one's listening or
Speaker 3: or nobody's expecting it.
Speaker 4: Actually, so there was a dance like no one's looking,
Speaker 4: curse like no one's listening.
Speaker 2: Exactly pretty much something like that.
Speaker 3: I don't It was a saying in there somehow, Yeah
Speaker 3: you got a country song right all right?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 3: He listen we we we we uh, I got I
Speaker 3: got drama, I got intrigue.
Speaker 2: I've gotta I gotta.
Speaker 4: I got riddle stuff from Facebook for you. Yeah, we
Speaker 4: have we have a follow we have stuff. We have
Speaker 4: a follow up. Because we kept teasing on the slice time, well,
Speaker 4: I didn't want to say anything because it's it may
Speaker 4: not happen, it may or may not, and we have
Speaker 4: free ship for us, which I still don't know about.
Speaker 4: So well that's so we better hurry because.
Speaker 3: You may or may not may or may not like
Speaker 3: what happened to uh some of the free ship that
Speaker 3: was in this box.
Speaker 2: And when I say was means past tense. But that's
Speaker 2: quite a right.
Speaker 4: What was it food and you ate it or you
Speaker 4: gave it to co workers? That was my ship.
Speaker 2: Not worse than all that. You dropped it. You threw
Speaker 2: it on the floor.
Speaker 3: You know we gave it away to call her one hundred.
Speaker 3: I mean no, no, but don't don't get it wrong.
Speaker 3: We've got a big box of stuff here. I mean,
Speaker 3: hold on, hold on, you know what. I think we
Speaker 3: should kick it off right now, since we're going down
Speaker 3: this road.
Speaker 4: With we're never very annoyed. I don't even know what's happening.
Speaker 4: I'm very annoyed.
Speaker 2: I know you are.
Speaker 3: Say this is gonna be I said, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna tell Brody. I'm gonna surprise him life on
Speaker 3: the podcast.
Speaker 2: I know you're not up early enough to hear the
Speaker 2: big show playing a jingle. Play the jingle, scary, I'm
Speaker 2: very upset. Play the jingle free set for us. That's right.
Speaker 2: You can always send free shit for us.
Speaker 3: And it's been a while since we received free ship
Speaker 3: for us. Now I don't count what Reggie sent us
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Reggie Maltz.
Speaker 3: One of the slices for life is she she sent
Speaker 3: us some.
Speaker 2: A couple of rocks.
Speaker 3: I got a rock Brooklyn Boys rocks so and the
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys and the No Sleep Till Brooklyn Rock, which
Speaker 3: is nice. But she also sent these weird little do
Speaker 3: dads and I don't know, dog shot dog shot color.
Speaker 2: So Reggie, yes, I don't know if I count that,
Speaker 2: but so somebody came. Correct.
Speaker 3: We got to give a big shout out to Asian
Speaker 3: mic ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Asian Mike. Well, but that's his Uh.
Speaker 3: He did like graffiti, a graffiti sticker that said the
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys on it, and he sent us a huge
Speaker 3: box a free shift for us. Now, he sent it
Speaker 3: to the radio station. So that's where things kind of
Speaker 3: go sideways.
Speaker 2: He sent it addressed to you though, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: Let me see, Yeah it was it was addressed to
Speaker 3: Scary Jones, right, So you opened the box, right, And
Speaker 3: I opened the box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I opened the box and anything that happened after
Speaker 2: that is your fault. You could say that.
Speaker 3: Well anyway, so so I did he basically, uh, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna basically, what did they do? He sent us, Well,
Speaker 3: let me tell you what he's Let me tell you
Speaker 3: what's in the box, all right, tell me what's in
Speaker 3: the Asian Mike, very thoughtful man, I guess, being Asian law,
Speaker 3: being Asian proud. He sent us famous products that we
Speaker 3: know in of here in the States that are selling
Speaker 3: in China in different varieties.
Speaker 2: So, for instance, Lays makes a looks.
Speaker 3: Like a barbecue rib flavor chip, and so they sell
Speaker 3: that in China.
Speaker 2: So he got a bag of those.
Speaker 3: Let's see some bags of some Oh here's Lays uh Lays.
Speaker 2: What flavor is that? I don't even know?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 3: Says Italian Italian red meat flavor. See the little pasta spoon.
Speaker 3: So China sells Italian red meat flavor. Lays potato chips, yep.
Speaker 3: Then there's a product called Orion turtle chips. And this
Speaker 3: is caramel popcorn all right. I don't know if this
Speaker 3: is Chinese at all. Doesn't there's no Chinese writing on it.
Speaker 3: But Brody, I mean with chocol full here, hold on,
Speaker 3: it goes, it goes deeper. We got pocky crushed fruit,
Speaker 3: you know, those little pockey sticks.
Speaker 2: So that's yeah. Actually got some of that, got some more.
Speaker 2: We give you more more pockey. Okay, okay, the audience
Speaker 2: is being bored today.
Speaker 4: We've got a lot of fun stuff from Asian mic
Speaker 4: that's very nice, and hold on, it's got it.
Speaker 2: And then whatever I'm seeing sin sing coffee, Sin sink coffee,
Speaker 2: and I'm seeing yeah, okay, yeah, and one or two
Speaker 2: of everything pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then and then finally, uh uh the turtle chips
Speaker 3: in a different flavor.
Speaker 2: This is Churo's flavor. It's it's a lot, it's a lot. Uh.
Speaker 4: But you want to tell me why you thought you
Speaker 4: had the right to give away the stuff on the air.
Speaker 2: Well, there's there's two things missing.
Speaker 3: There's a box of cheese flavored oreos that they sell
Speaker 3: in China that.
Speaker 2: They that would have been my favorite of everything you mentioned.
Speaker 3: So well, well what ended up happening was I opened
Speaker 3: it up this morning.
Speaker 2: What happened was and and.
Speaker 3: They were individually wrapped cookies, you know chalk, you know
Speaker 3: the the uh.
Speaker 2: Oreo show, half for half for me, half for you.
Speaker 3: Well, it was individually wrapped in a box, right, So
Speaker 3: there was like six packs or four packs whatever. So
Speaker 3: I opened it up and I opened it up. I
Speaker 3: opened it up and I'm like, oh my god, this
Speaker 3: is so good. I ate the whole package. Okay, but
Speaker 3: then there were other packages in there. But then we
Speaker 3: then we did a on the air. We did the free.
Speaker 2: Why is there a we though it's it's the Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys merchandise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but but here's the thing. Everyone was
Speaker 3: called upon it the last second to grab an item,
Speaker 3: uh for the free Crap Phone Tap because we didn't
Speaker 3: have money to give away today, so everyone started scrambling.
Speaker 3: I ran back to my desk, I grabbed the rest
Speaker 3: of the box of the Chiefe flavored Oreos and gave
Speaker 3: Asian Mike proper credit on the Big Show, and I said,
Speaker 3: my donation to the free Crap Phone Cap Tap is.
Speaker 2: David Brody's Oreo Cookies is.
Speaker 3: The restless box of chief Flavored Oreos David Brody's flavored Oreos.
Speaker 3: But wait, it gets worse because after that was done,
Speaker 3: there was still another box of and I was going
Speaker 3: to give his box to you because it was it
Speaker 3: was sealed and it was and it was it was
Speaker 3: a box of Macha flavored Oreo to the cream. Instead
Speaker 3: of it being cheese or cream. It was macha, it
Speaker 3: was green, and I'm like, oh, I said, I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna know this is unopened.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna give this to Brody.
Speaker 3: So I'm carrying the box outside at the radio station
Speaker 3: today and I'm walking to my car where I ran
Speaker 3: into our friend Paul Cobby Bryant and he's like, oh.
Speaker 2: What's going on, buddy? How you doing. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I got to see you, Cubby. He goes, hey, what's
Speaker 2: in the box?
Speaker 3: I said, Oh, our friend Asian Mike sent us a
Speaker 3: bunch of stuff for the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You know
Speaker 3: our slices. They love us, they take care of us.
Speaker 3: And he goes, oh, that's awesome. He goes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: what do you mean Asian? I said, oh, it's all
Speaker 3: China product, products that you see in China. He goes,
Speaker 3: oh cool. He you know my wife is Asian. I said,
Speaker 3: he's y'ad have anything in there for me? So I said, oh, well,
Speaker 3: I'm sure. I said, you know, why wouldn't I give
Speaker 3: your Asian wife something? So I reached in the box
Speaker 3: and I gave him the match of flavored oreos for
Speaker 3: his wife. For Cubby's wife and then I continued ont
Speaker 3: to my car and uh and then the rest is
Speaker 3: uh right here.
Speaker 2: So Brody, Brody's just blinking.
Speaker 3: He's blinking fast, and he's not he's not responding here.
Speaker 2: Asian, Mike, thank you very much for sending a product
Speaker 2: to uh, to both of us.
Speaker 4: What I'd like you to do is leave us a
Speaker 4: talk back. I'd like to know what you paid for it.
Speaker 4: And I'd like you to tell Scary Jones how much
Speaker 4: he owes me for deciding it was his right. I'll
Speaker 4: give away my stuff on his radio show that I
Speaker 4: don't work for, and then give another box of stuff
Speaker 4: that was for me to someone that I haven't spoken
Speaker 4: to in three years.
Speaker 2: So if you could do.
Speaker 3: That, Mike, Scary can send me the money, Scare, you
Speaker 3: can vendo me the money.
Speaker 2: A second. That's not fair, that's not fair. Listen, listen,
Speaker 2: this stuff came to the radio station.
Speaker 3: I didn't anticipate. I didn't anticipate seeing Cobby in the street.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that box Brody that brought that box
Speaker 3: of cookies was going to be all yours because I
Speaker 3: obviously to the master, she's flavored oreos, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: the ones.
Speaker 2: I would have loved. Yeah, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3: Is the jingle free ship for Cubby?
Speaker 2: Any pretty ship for Cubby? But nope, that's not the jingle.
Speaker 4: The jingle is free ship for us meaning Scary and Brody,
Speaker 4: Brodie and skin and.
Speaker 2: I and Brody.
Speaker 3: There's like twelve bags of chips and things and poppy
Speaker 3: sticks in here. There's all kinds of this poppy cosh. Well,
Speaker 3: you should have texted me and said, I'm glad. I'm
Speaker 3: glad that that Kubby has an Asian wife. Right, that's terrific.
Speaker 3: She's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 2: Is it with some Chinese?
Speaker 3: Because she she because she gets Asian products, she's she's Asian.
Speaker 3: I would be the one appreciating the different culture because
Speaker 3: right so, and more importantly, as a Jew, I would
Speaker 3: like the free ship.
Speaker 4: That's my culture. I want the free Well, I mean,
Speaker 4: no offense to Cubby's beautiful wife. He's a sweetheart, listen,
Speaker 4: and no offense to but it's not your place.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll say this like you know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's the strawberry incident all over again. I was about
Speaker 3: to bring Now I don't know if you remember episode
Speaker 3: what is the episode sixteen with the Sharys Berries, Sharry's berry.
Speaker 2: Shary's berry sent sent up Sharry's berries for me, chocolate covered.
Speaker 2: I said, Scary, would you like one?
Speaker 3: He goes, oh yeah, oh so good, and then gives
Speaker 3: them out to everybody around.
Speaker 2: Oh have something, and he gives.
Speaker 3: The interurns and gives the but Danielle the wherever else
Speaker 3: gave away my strawberries.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 3: I remember that, But you didn't remember how upset I
Speaker 3: got because you efing did it again, gave away my stuff. Okay,
Speaker 3: in all fairness, I know although I did common deal
Speaker 3: hold on. Although I did comedy oreos, the cheese flavored oreos,
Speaker 3: I did common dear that box. I did have great
Speaker 3: intentions of taking that second box of equal It was
Speaker 3: the equal amount of cookies and for the march of flavor,
Speaker 3: and I was gonna give them all to you. No,
Speaker 3: you didn't have great intentions. You had, Oh, I guess
Speaker 3: I gotta give him something. You're like, oh you know what,
Speaker 3: I don't even have to carry it now, I'll just
Speaker 3: give it a cuby. You're very generous with my things. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you won't take me to a steak dinner. You're so
Speaker 3: generous now, you owe me to fucking steak dinners.
Speaker 2: It's the podcast. I liked that you kept a Pocky fing.
Speaker 3: You got Pocky in here, man, I got Pockey and
Speaker 3: turtle Chick. Coolest, the coolest thing in the box are
Speaker 3: oreos that have crazy fillings in them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were so good. You ate them all.
Speaker 3: I know, I only eat what package. And Brodie, I
Speaker 3: gotta tell you, they tasted like cheese. I mean, they
Speaker 3: were really good. I couldn't stop playing.
Speaker 2: That you're saying, You're saying the cheese tasted like cheese.
Speaker 2: It was a cheese flavored cream. It was cheese cream.
Speaker 2: It was cream cheese.
Speaker 3: No, no, it was cheese cream in the middle of
Speaker 3: an Oreo cookie. And then when you take when you
Speaker 3: bite into it and you taste, and I tell you
Speaker 3: that the chocolate cookie, the cookie part, the cracker, it
Speaker 3: had a different taste to it. It was a little weird,
Speaker 3: but it was good, fantastic so but but but it
Speaker 3: tasted so damn good.
Speaker 2: I'm like wow.
Speaker 3: And then and then the other four packages, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I was gonna save you them until the free money
Speaker 3: phone tap happened. Then we gave them to like Marjorie
Speaker 3: online sixteen. You know, Marjorie means nothing to me.
Speaker 4: One hundred Yeah, but yeah, but it's not my free
Speaker 4: money phone tap.
Speaker 2: You didn't. You didn't even play my phone tap.
Speaker 4: If you gave me some airtime, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 4: well you played my phone tab, so that's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't give away Brodie's ship. I don't work there.
Speaker 3: You didn't ask me, Yeah, no, I know, I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I was in the moment.
Speaker 3: So if you if you were in the moment, was
Speaker 3: listen when you copy stopped me on the street.
Speaker 2: I was. I was like, oh, you were in the moment.
Speaker 2: I was in the moment. Yeah, you know what you do. Hey, Kubby,
Speaker 2: here's some.
Speaker 3: Pockey for your Asian wife who has had Asian food
Speaker 3: her whole life.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: You know his kids are half Asian. You should have
Speaker 3: given him some some some more stuff for his kids too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, Asian Mike, we love you, buddy, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: And that went a long way. I love Asian Mike.
Speaker 3: You took Asian Mike's gift and you said fuck Asian Mike,
Speaker 3: because Asian Mike's intention was.
Speaker 2: You're David Brody. Hey, you didn't respect Asian Mike's wishes.
Speaker 3: Mike got national airtime this morning on The Big Show.
Speaker 2: He was he was thanked. I thanked Asian didn't hear it?
Speaker 2: Did he hear it? Was he listening at that split second?
Speaker 2: He might have?
Speaker 3: I don't know he does. Everyone he know know that
Speaker 3: he's Asian Mike Asian Mike. Anyway, all right, you can
Speaker 3: move on from this.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 3: Now we have bigger we have bigger fish. If we
Speaker 3: had bigger fish to fry, you'd probably give it.
Speaker 4: To uh the Gandhi because she's got fishermen in her family.
Speaker 4: They sent up animal crackers, but I gave it to
Speaker 4: Elvis because his husband works at a zoo, so I
Speaker 4: figured he'd want the animal crackers.
Speaker 3: Do you know that would probably cross my mind because
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, he deserves it, right. Oh, somebody somebody
Speaker 3: sent up a gift coffee your Brody for one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars International House of Pancakes, But since Danielle's husband sells
Speaker 3: houses for a living, I gave it to him. Well, listen, uh,
Speaker 3: I'm sure that we can find I will do it,
Speaker 3: make good, and I will find these oreos for you,
Speaker 3: and I will send them to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll send you a case.
Speaker 3: Homes Old Homestead, Steakhouse, sous Seafood Tower.
Speaker 2: I want to be treated like a king.
Speaker 3: You owe me a steak dinner, You owe me strawberries,
Speaker 3: you owe me cheese, oreos, you owe me, you owe me,
Speaker 3: you owe.
Speaker 2: Me macha oreos. Tell me macha oreos. I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Oh my guess is I can go down? You copy
Speaker 3: played the wife card. Yeah, oh that was the first
Speaker 3: thing he said. He's like, oh my god, my wife
Speaker 3: is ag Oh you know she would love she would
Speaker 3: love something.
Speaker 2: What do you what do you got to ask the question?
Speaker 2: Did Cobby's wife text you thank you? Not yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't yeah, okay, okay, all right, because you'll
Speaker 4: get to thank you, and I wish you to get
Speaker 4: to thank you.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Uh, thank you for your free shit for us.
Speaker 2: Shot if you want to send free ship.
Speaker 3: For us, free ship for scary and Cubby's wife, and
Speaker 3: and and and some woman who won the free money.
Speaker 2: And call her one hundred.
Speaker 3: Uh if you want to take, if you want, if
Speaker 3: you want to, Brooklyn boys said, love to get free stuff,
Speaker 3: free ship for the woman to want free money puon
Speaker 3: tech puppy's wife and everybody on the morning show except Brode.
Speaker 3: I'll see if I can make that fit in the jingle.
Speaker 3: If you want to send us free shit for us,
Speaker 3: send it to me, Send it to Scare at the
Speaker 3: radio station, Scary Jones, care of Z one hundred Radio,
Speaker 3: UH one five West Fifth. I was fifty fifth Street,
Speaker 3: New York City, New York one zero zero one nine.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you. That was the best preacher for
Speaker 2: a segment ever. It's been a while. I didn't mean
Speaker 2: to do it. I had good intentions. All right, we
Speaker 2: gotta go. We gotta had good that's not good attentions,
Speaker 2: so we didn't say you had good intentions.
Speaker 3: You couldn't make it from the building to the garage
Speaker 3: across the street. Oh you act like you walked it
Speaker 3: from California to uh in oh, New York and somewhere
Speaker 3: around Pennsylvania. You ran out went fast because I was walking,
Speaker 3: I was in midstride, and he was coming near the
Speaker 3: direction he goes. And it was all happened in thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: Thirty seconds flating. Oh o, my god, old Asian products.
Speaker 3: All my wife's Asian. Oh here, how are you gonna
Speaker 3: take something?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My Okay, we've twelve long enough on that. You know
Speaker 2: it's this this box belongs to Brody.
Speaker 4: But since your wife is one of the seven billion
Speaker 4: Asian people, I'm sorry, it's maybe former billion Asian people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you a follow up story to the
Speaker 4: pickleball story from last episode, uh, where I told you
Speaker 4: about the woman I slammed the ball into and she
Speaker 4: got all upset and.
Speaker 2: Below and then the woman was like, why are you crying?
Speaker 4: Right, So, a couple of nights ago with pickleball, it
Speaker 4: was Sunday, maybe it is Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So.
Speaker 4: She and somebody else come on the court because I
Speaker 4: won and my partner and I split, and now she's
Speaker 4: waiting to come on the court. So I'm on the
Speaker 4: I'm on the back side of the court. In other words,
Speaker 4: where the gate, the door to the gate is is
Speaker 4: closer to my partner's side on the other side. So,
Speaker 4: in other words, she has to walk past my former
Speaker 4: partner and come all the way to my side of
Speaker 4: the court to play with me.
Speaker 2: So I see her.
Speaker 4: Walking in, so I figured she's definitely gonna go to
Speaker 4: play with my former partner.
Speaker 2: You's not gonna want to play with me.
Speaker 4: But then I thought, if she plays against me, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna slam the ball at her again.
Speaker 2: Right, so it would behoove her to jump on your team.
Speaker 4: So she walks right over to me, looks me right
Speaker 4: in the eye, and she says, I just want you
Speaker 4: to know I'm still annoyed with you, but I'm gonna
Speaker 4: play with you because I don't want to play against you.
Speaker 2: There you go, there you go. Right.
Speaker 4: Oh, I saw, I said, lucky me, lucky me, and
Speaker 4: so you know what, she was effing terrible. Yeah, And
Speaker 4: I had a number of chances to slam it at
Speaker 4: the other team.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I let the ball, I hit the ball easy, and
Speaker 3: they hit it back and we lost. And I looked
Speaker 3: at her each time, and she looked at me, like,
Speaker 3: why didn't you slam it? Why I didn't slam it?
Speaker 3: You told me you shouldn't slam it, right, But it's
Speaker 3: okay if you're on the same team and you're not
Speaker 3: getting the ball sledged in your face, right, Yeah, those
Speaker 3: people slam it, right, of course, of course that's how
Speaker 3: and always that's always how it is.
Speaker 4: And speaking of pickleball assholes, I got one more follow
Speaker 4: up story for you. You remember all about four or
Speaker 4: five six months ago, I told you I played live
Speaker 4: ball and I hit a ball that was in the
Speaker 4: middle of me and my partner and he yelled forehand
Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, I got really annoyed, right,
Speaker 4: And everybody said he's an asshole. So last night I
Speaker 4: was playing, I got moved up by the way I
Speaker 4: did an evaluation. I got moved up to a higher
Speaker 4: level of pickleball. Now I'm in that guy's level. So
Speaker 4: I see he's in the group last night, but there's
Speaker 4: like twenty of us, and I'm not playing with him.
Speaker 4: People are getting mixed and matched or whatever. Losers come
Speaker 4: on and off. I'm not playing with him. So I'm
Speaker 4: on another court and I win a couple of games
Speaker 4: in a row, and I'm playing with the guy. Let's
Speaker 4: just call him for the sake of this conversation, Mike,
Speaker 4: Mike and I split up. Mike goes to the other side.
Speaker 4: Now Loudmouth comes on the court with his partner because
Speaker 4: they just lost. They come on the court, so he
Speaker 4: comes over to my side and standing right like he's
Speaker 4: gonna play with me. So like, oh, okay, I'll play
Speaker 4: with him. He's fine, he's a good player. I'm a
Speaker 4: good player, no problem. He looks over at me and goes, oh, uh,
Speaker 4: I already played with uh with that guy, meaning the
Speaker 4: guy he came on the court with. Right, So I'll go,
Speaker 4: I'll go play with I'll go play with with Mike.
Speaker 4: So he walks away from me and goes the other
Speaker 4: side with Mike, who I was just playing with. So
Speaker 4: I look at him and go, is there a problem? No,
Speaker 4: why do you want it to be?
Speaker 3: I go, yeah, you were just next to me like
Speaker 3: you were gonna play with me, and then you looked
Speaker 3: over at me and you walked away.
Speaker 4: And now you're playing with Mike. With with Mike, they said,
Speaker 4: do you think Mike said? You think Mike's better than me?
Speaker 4: You won't play with Mike?
Speaker 3: Is there a problem? Oh no, it's just I already
Speaker 3: played with that guy. I go, Yeah, you played with
Speaker 3: the guy you walked on with, but you didn't play
Speaker 3: with me. That's all that matters. He goes, Oh, I
Speaker 3: thought I thought you already played.
Speaker 2: With the other guy. I go, you just walked on
Speaker 2: the court with him. How would I have played with him?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, I go, just admit it. You think Mike's better
Speaker 2: than me, So you want to play with Mike. You
Speaker 2: don't want to play with me.
Speaker 3: I said, I go, okay, no problem, I'll take that
Speaker 3: under advisement. When I beat you, he said, oh, you
Speaker 3: don't get a good upset. I go, no, no, that's fine.
Speaker 3: So I fucking slammed it at him four or five
Speaker 3: times last night and he and Mike lost because fuck you,
Speaker 3: you don't want to play with me.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, but he played I played.
Speaker 5: The not role.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, I thought I thought you guys played together,
Speaker 4: so you were splitting up. You just walked on the
Speaker 4: court with him, So fuck you fourhand guy again. So
Speaker 4: two people heard me arguing with him. They come over
Speaker 4: to me and they were like, hey, man, don't get upset.
Speaker 4: The guy's an asshole.
Speaker 2: I go, I know everybody says that pick a ball,
Speaker 2: very very violent.
Speaker 3: I wanted to update you on my on my room,
Speaker 3: my bedroom where you know you said that I got
Speaker 3: taken advantage of by the by the carpenter and the
Speaker 3: supervisor because they they were using paint that was already
Speaker 3: in house, that was free, and all that stuff, and that.
Speaker 2: Well, I have you more straight by the fact that
Speaker 2: you have white gold.
Speaker 3: I googled, okay, how much it costs to paint a
Speaker 3: room and the going rate, and I did, I did, Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, And and I'd rather give them money to
Speaker 3: the people in house here because they work really hard
Speaker 3: and these you know, these are people that that that
Speaker 3: are good to me all year long.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: But but doesn't your building all for you, like owe
Speaker 3: you a paint job every five years? No, they don't,
Speaker 3: because I don't live in a rental. I basically live
Speaker 3: in a I know. But you pay fees. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: but that that means nothing. That anything that you do
Speaker 3: in the home they get, they get paid extra for
Speaker 3: they get time and labor and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: So I'm just I'm just saying, I don't know if
Speaker 2: they gave you Benjamin More paint. That's all I said.
Speaker 4: Oh they did, they give they give they give me
Speaker 4: the aura. Yeah, yeah, they gave you the aura. They
Speaker 4: gave you, uh, they gave you aura. Something else they
Speaker 4: did not they gave me the or Okay, god damn you,
Speaker 4: you give them the Benjamin More aura.
Speaker 3: So so now I'm in a situation where, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: they said, oh, I'd love to see what it looks
Speaker 3: like finished. Uh So they came to my apartment today.
Speaker 3: I also had they they had to put the legs
Speaker 3: on a on a nightstand for me that I just
Speaker 3: got yesterday.
Speaker 2: So they did that. So they came up to see
Speaker 2: it and saw the apartment.
Speaker 4: You couldn't you could you couldn't put the legs on
Speaker 4: you on the nightstand by yourself.
Speaker 3: Well, they got the drill they got They do it
Speaker 3: in two seconds with those things. You know that thing
Speaker 3: you don't have forgot you don't have a drill. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: so you know I don't want I'm not gonna use
Speaker 3: an Alan wrench. Come on, what do I look like
Speaker 3: here sitting here with that is zsikea? So uh so
Speaker 3: they come in and then you know they're looking around
Speaker 3: the room of course, and then they're like you are
Speaker 3: you are such a gamma male. So I started I
Speaker 3: started talking about you know how white it is at
Speaker 3: does this place look like an Inzane asylum?
Speaker 2: Basically for what it's like looks like it looks like Connecticut.
Speaker 3: What the slices the slices were saying that you know,
Speaker 3: you know, you know white's and neutrals down an earth
Speaker 3: tone and you know, maybe I should add some color
Speaker 3: in here to splash it up a little bit and
Speaker 3: make so I'm looking around the room and and he goes,
Speaker 3: is you know, I got a great idea. Why don't
Speaker 3: we pull the closet door off. Okay, you can buy
Speaker 3: a barn door. You ever see a barn door, barn
Speaker 3: door instead of a door that swings open and closed
Speaker 3: and takes up space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like put it on a track.
Speaker 3: They install a track above on the wall and it's
Speaker 3: some kind of on a wheel and they just slide
Speaker 3: the door like a barn door left and right. And
Speaker 3: he goes, and then we could paint that and that
Speaker 3: could be your accent wall. We could like paint that
Speaker 3: some crazy color. And I said, I love that idea.
Speaker 3: So he's given me ideas and for a new door
Speaker 3: to take away the door that I have here, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, I love this.
Speaker 2: I love where you're going with this. And it's really
Speaker 2: gonna open up the room.
Speaker 3: It's gonna make it look like the room is twice
Speaker 3: the size because I don't have a swinging door that
Speaker 3: opens and closes that. So after they left, I'm sitting
Speaker 3: there like I'm starting to because you and the slices.
Speaker 3: Got in my head that they're trying to pull one
Speaker 3: over on me, and I'm thinking white on White's no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, like, are they just trying to make more
Speaker 3: money off me? Like, here, let's invent something for you
Speaker 3: to do. Here's a new you know what's rip this
Speaker 3: door off. We'll we'll install new doors. And it's all
Speaker 3: it's gonna do is just keep costing me money. And
Speaker 3: then obviously they're gonna do a paint job on it.
Speaker 3: And guess what I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna pay
Speaker 3: for unless unless I buy a barn door that's the
Speaker 3: right color anyway, But it got me to think they're
Speaker 3: gonna have to install it. I'm gonna have to pay
Speaker 3: them for that, right So yeah, are they looking around
Speaker 3: the house for things that they can they can get
Speaker 3: involved with and maybe charge Put a giant, giant picture
Speaker 3: window in here. We can install that for you right right.
Speaker 3: How about a we can put a slide like into
Speaker 3: a pool right in where you can slide into your bed.
Speaker 3: We'll put a we'll put a four foot slide you
Speaker 3: step by, you slide right in your baby. You know what,
Speaker 3: they will install that for you. They would have got
Speaker 3: the bathroom. The bathroom is you know, with you, I
Speaker 3: think is cracked. Yeah it is, it is cracked. I
Speaker 3: need a new vanity in there.
Speaker 2: Right, But I could put a jacuzzi in there for you.
Speaker 2: You can. Now.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering if I rip out the bathtub and I
Speaker 3: just put a shower, like a stand up shower in there,
Speaker 3: is that decreased the value of the apartment when I
Speaker 3: go to resell it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've never been in this position before, But
Speaker 3: who the hell wants a bathtub these days in a
Speaker 3: one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 2: I don't know about a one bedroom but if you
Speaker 2: have kids, you might want a bathtub, give them a bathroom.
Speaker 3: But you're not gonna have kids in a one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 3: It so screw it all right?
Speaker 4: Well yeah, well you never listen, some people have kids
Speaker 4: in a one bedroom apartment. So that's what some people
Speaker 4: can afford.
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: A young couple kids aside? Is there any reason why
Speaker 3: I would need a bathtub?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, unless like your muscles was sore and you wanted
Speaker 2: to soak? Ah? Is there ever? I got poison ivy
Speaker 2: and as a layer. If you want to you wanted
Speaker 2: your girl to come over and surfboard.
Speaker 3: Surfboard, surfboard board, Yeah, cigars on ice.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I mean, listen, there's there's the people. Listen.
Speaker 4: Most people prefer like a walk in shower. Yeah, jets
Speaker 4: on the jets on the wall that shoot the back.
Speaker 2: And your front and whatever.
Speaker 3: Well, that's gonna cost me a lot of money because
Speaker 3: that's gonna be a construction project.
Speaker 2: But they they put ideas in my head. I may
Speaker 2: actually go through it this so, you know, and they're
Speaker 2: gonna be the guys to help me out and do it.
Speaker 2: So or you could just move and get a two
Speaker 2: bedroom apartment. Finally, what's that move? Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 3: Nah, all right, this is where the spot I wanted
Speaker 3: to get Carla Marie from Crowdery say, I don't say
Speaker 3: what you wanted to do.
Speaker 2: I wanted to get her on.
Speaker 4: I wanted to get her on, but have we have
Speaker 4: to have a conversation on air here before we get
Speaker 4: her on, I know, talk about.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask her are you available? Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 2: I mean she should be cleared by now, right because
Speaker 2: it was a long time ago. I don't know you anyway,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: She may be all right, she may get back to me.
Speaker 3: Uh and if she does, then we can go ahead
Speaker 3: with this. Otherwise we'll do something else.
Speaker 4: Now, don't forget if you heard Slice time, this story
Speaker 4: will make your head explode, explode.
Speaker 2: We got to tell the story. I think we just
Speaker 2: got to go for it. No, we can't do anything
Speaker 2: until we get her.
Speaker 3: Otherwise, if you don't get on the phone, then we
Speaker 3: have our next episode and like a week later, we're
Speaker 3: gonna have the story.
Speaker 2: Now she misses her slot, and then we just go
Speaker 2: for it. Well, let's just tell everybody what happened. Let's
Speaker 2: just talk it.
Speaker 3: She's saying, is she getting back? She's not getting back
Speaker 3: to me. I don't see the three dots yet. By
Speaker 3: the way, I heard iOS twenty six for iPhone is
Speaker 3: pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Oh let me. I'll tell you what Android has now
Speaker 2: and you'll know what's in it.
Speaker 3: What you know?
Speaker 2: What that old gag? I I it's the same every
Speaker 2: every time.
Speaker 3: I will say that the the iPhone seventeen Air is
Speaker 3: not as strong as the iPhone sixteen Pro, So why
Speaker 3: would I move to a seventeen Air. If anything, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go to a seventeen Pro because the average. Just
Speaker 3: Air's just a slim phone that doesn't do as much.
Speaker 3: I hear the camera is not as good.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's all gibberish, old gibbrash. What do you
Speaker 2: mean it's all gibberish. It's not Android, so it means
Speaker 2: nothing to me.
Speaker 3: Are you ever going to switch over? By the way, No,
Speaker 3: why would I? Why would I do downgrade my phone
Speaker 3: to an iPhone.
Speaker 2: Just to be a conformant, be a conformist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, Hey, I want to know your opinion on this,
Speaker 4: because I believe there's sports score etiquette.
Speaker 2: Okay, yep.
Speaker 4: So last night the Mets, my team was playing at
Speaker 4: seven seven o'clock I believe seven fifteen something like that,
Speaker 4: and I was playing pickleball last night from eight to ten.
Speaker 2: It was a late night pickleball, okay.
Speaker 4: So I set the recorder up, the you know, the
Speaker 4: DVR to tape the game, and like I do every
Speaker 4: night when I'm out, I come home, I watch the game.
Speaker 4: I turn off all notifications on my phone. I'm playing
Speaker 4: pickle ball, so the phone's not even in my pocket.
Speaker 4: And nobody, nobody at pick a Ball talk sports. We'd
Speaker 4: play pick a ball. So it's eight o'clock and we're
Speaker 4: getting ready to start playing.
Speaker 2: I just got there.
Speaker 4: I didn't put the radio on, I didn't look up.
Speaker 4: I get no sports notifications with Mets scores on my phone.
Speaker 2: So I'm all good.
Speaker 4: This guy, who I have not seen all summer is
Speaker 4: now back from wherever he's playing again. Maybe he was
Speaker 4: playing outdoors.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 3: He says, Hey, David, how's it going. I said, good man,
Speaker 3: nice to see again. He says, Mets are up seven
Speaker 3: to one.
Speaker 2: You have no warning. I love it.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 1: You know? Why?
Speaker 2: Brody? No? So I put my hands in my face, like,
Speaker 2: oh no, no, no, no, who cares, Brody? But this
Speaker 2: is this is a point of contention.
Speaker 3: Things, things that are happening live in real time, are
Speaker 3: happening for that reason.
Speaker 2: So it's it's natural for the guy to.
Speaker 3: Say, oh my god, the Mets are up, because that's
Speaker 3: what's going on in light right now. No, it's not
Speaker 3: like he ruined a TV show for you, or he
Speaker 3: gave away the plot of succession or whatever.
Speaker 2: He gave away the plot of the Mets game.
Speaker 3: He nobody talks to everybody I know, says, hey, you
Speaker 3: want to know the score. Are you watching the game?
Speaker 3: Do you know the score?
Speaker 2: And then I go, no, I'm taping it. They go, okay, hold,
Speaker 2: no problem.
Speaker 3: See this is everybody in my life. Does they know
Speaker 3: not to text me to score when it's live. It's
Speaker 3: always been a weird thing, you though, Brody. I've always
Speaker 3: wondered why you're so why do you care so much
Speaker 3: about that? Why you have to watch it? Because I
Speaker 3: have to look forward to it. I look forward to
Speaker 3: it and listen, there was excitement last night the Mets game.
Speaker 2: Listen to me.
Speaker 3: There was four home runs in the first three inning. Sure,
Speaker 3: so when you see a home run you're not expecting
Speaker 3: that's exciting. You go, oh my god, it's great, let's
Speaker 3: go Mets.
Speaker 2: But when you're another.
Speaker 4: Score, you're like, Okay, I guess they're going to score here.
Speaker 4: I guess they're going to score here. I guess they're
Speaker 4: not going to get struck out because you got to
Speaker 4: score four more runs. But that's where we differ because
Speaker 4: at that point, I don't watch the game.
Speaker 3: I'll just look at the highlights. I'm like, oh, let
Speaker 3: me see those home runs. Show me the highlight I wanted.
Speaker 3: I wanted the emotion of like cheering, and I forward
Speaker 3: to the Mets game. It's my favorite thing all summer
Speaker 3: is to come home watch the Mets game. Okay, and
Speaker 3: I only make plans because I have a dv all
Speaker 3: I can record it. But would you agree you can't
Speaker 3: fault for giving you the score? It's pretty common, that's license.
Speaker 3: Have you been listening to this podcast? Does it sound like.
Speaker 2: I can't fault the guy? I cannot. I'm faulting the guy.
Speaker 2: That's the story. I'm faulting the guy.
Speaker 3: It's common sense of It's it's of the moment conversation
Speaker 3: that you would you would engage with a person with no.
Speaker 2: No, It's like, no, no, everybody.
Speaker 3: He supposed to know that you like to fucking tape
Speaker 3: the game and watch it later, exactly exactly, which is
Speaker 3: why he should have said, hey, do you know the
Speaker 3: score the Mets game?
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, don't tell me. He'd be like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: No, But you're such an oddity that you're the only
Speaker 3: person I know that doesn't know. I'm not No, I'm
Speaker 3: not any sports fan. Anybody wants to watch a football game.
Speaker 3: They want to go home and watch it. They don't
Speaker 3: want something me, what's the longest that you will delay
Speaker 3: and squelch out everybody's uh scores and all the noise.
Speaker 3: How many hours? Like several hours? Like okay, let's say
Speaker 3: the jet scary. I answered your question that day. So
Speaker 3: if the Jets are on at one o'clock and you've
Speaker 3: been out all day, you want to watch the game?
Speaker 2: You no, No, by seven or.
Speaker 4: Eight o'clock, you should be able to say, like, you know,
Speaker 4: you saw the Jets lost. I mean that's a no brainer.
Speaker 4: They're gonna lose.
Speaker 3: Yards are pretty good. They're gonna lose, right, but they're terrible.
Speaker 3: But this dude, it was just making conversation with he
Speaker 3: knows you're a Met fan. He's like, how about those Mets. No, no,
Speaker 3: he didn't say how about those Mets. He went, Hey,
Speaker 3: the Mets up seven to one.
Speaker 2: He knew as soon as.
Speaker 3: I went excited, he was excited to deliver you good news.
Speaker 3: He wanted to put a smile on your face. Now,
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't get the excitement. I don't
Speaker 3: get the excitement. His intentions were good yesterday your intentions,
Speaker 3: Your intentions were good, and you gave my food to
Speaker 3: Cuppy's wife.
Speaker 2: You you are such a scumbag. Scary.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say something to you, and everybody knows that
Speaker 4: they're all thinking it. You've heard this expression, the road
Speaker 4: to hell is paved with good intentions.
Speaker 2: Thank you? Is that a song? Is that an ac
Speaker 2: DC song?
Speaker 3: No, it's a proverb. That's highway to hell, you dumbass.
Speaker 3: I just want to know why this guy. How you
Speaker 3: can fault a man who wanted to put a smile
Speaker 3: on your face because he knows you were a ME fan.
Speaker 3: He wanted credit for it. He wants to be like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you to score. I don't want to score.
Speaker 2: It's not a selfish thing. That is not a selfish thing.
Speaker 2: It's common.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is it's bad etiquette. It's not bad etiquette.
Speaker 3: It is not bad etiquette to see somebody and you
Speaker 3: know they're a fan of that team and say, yo,
Speaker 3: how about this smap about the Mets right now?
Speaker 2: They're crushing it there? No, I no, no, I don't
Speaker 2: want to know.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: And I know plenty of people that don't. Everybody are
Speaker 3: these people who are these creatures? I don't know fans slices.
Speaker 3: Do you watch games on delay? And are you offended
Speaker 3: that in a live game situation that somebody tells you
Speaker 3: the score.
Speaker 2: Because you didn't get to go home and watch it.
Speaker 3: Yet you're so backwards man, don't leave a talk back,
Speaker 3: even not a sports fan. If someone's like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: watch baseball occasionally, I don't want to hear from you.
Speaker 3: That doesn't it doesn't count.
Speaker 2: You don't count. If you're like my husband Latch, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I want to hear from you.
Speaker 3: If you're a hardcore sports fan, then give your opinion. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm a hard core baseball fan. I want to I
Speaker 3: want the excitement.
Speaker 4: I don't want you to tell me if I if
Speaker 4: I take the late night talk show, I don't want
Speaker 4: you to call me at eleven fifty and go. Did
Speaker 4: you hear the joke about the goat where he says
Speaker 4: blah blah blah, No, no, listen, ask me if I've
Speaker 4: watched it yet.
Speaker 2: Live real time events all such off.
Speaker 3: Everything gets time shifted now, everything gets time shifted everything else.
Speaker 3: If somebody gave away you know, your favorite show and
Speaker 3: they said something a spoiler, but that's guess why the
Speaker 3: Mets are my favorite show. Thank you for understanding. Thank
Speaker 3: you The Boy Podcast.
Speaker 2: We will be right back all right, I think I
Speaker 2: got my hands on Carla. Marie.
Speaker 4: Well tell her, we'll tell her, give it, give us
Speaker 4: five minutes. No, well, all right, well we got to
Speaker 4: reset this.
Speaker 3: Well let's reset it with her on the phone, because
Speaker 3: I don't want to have to I don't want to repeat.
Speaker 4: She knows damn well what she's calling about. She really
Speaker 4: doesn't take the call of Marie. We talked about this
Speaker 4: on The Brooklyn Boys last episode. Caller Marie put up
Speaker 4: a little link that said, buy the bride a drink.
Speaker 4: She's not getting married for another few months. She's not
Speaker 4: the bride yet, she's the fiance first of all, second
Speaker 4: of all, second of all.
Speaker 3: Scary gave it one hundred dollars. Yes, at that point
Speaker 3: she should have taken the link down. That's more than
Speaker 3: enough to buy a drink. She'd be like, Oh, I
Speaker 3: bought to buy a drink, because.
Speaker 2: That's what you do sometimes.
Speaker 3: If you want to contribute, You bought one hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: You bought her up place setting, you brought him, buy
Speaker 3: her a drink.
Speaker 2: Listen, but let's say let's.
Speaker 3: They went to San Diego with twenty girls. They rented
Speaker 3: at the house.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows the story. They all heard it last week.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is, once you sent one hundred dollars,
Speaker 4: it's like when you do like a which. When you do,
Speaker 4: uh'll go fund me, right, he said, I got to
Speaker 4: raise three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Once you get three thousand dollars, you turn that shit off.
Speaker 3: You don't make a profit off other people. She got
Speaker 3: the one hundred dollars. If nobody else gave her the money,
Speaker 3: she should have took the link down. She had the
Speaker 3: link up all week. Of course, she's a week because
Speaker 3: she wants drink trifle, wanting someone to help me pay
Speaker 3: for a park. You are something else. I was trying
Speaker 3: to be added to her festivities. I'm calling her now.
Speaker 4: Let me get on, But I want to ask her
Speaker 4: about my parking ticket before we get into her thing.
Speaker 2: I want to get her opinion first. Okay, okay, well
Speaker 2: we'll get that. Carlin Marie.
Speaker 5: Suck slices.
Speaker 4: Hey way, Welcome to the best podcast you've ever been
Speaker 4: a part of.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know that. Ouch. Ouch. Calin Marie all
Speaker 2: the way from Seattle. You sound great? How you been?
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm I'm doing great, you know. Just in the
Speaker 5: middle of this wedding chaos.
Speaker 2: This is great.
Speaker 4: You're you are the right to be bright, to be Hey,
Speaker 4: Calin Marie, before we get into this, a lot of
Speaker 4: a lot of people know you from the Lminstrant Morning show,
Speaker 4: like they you know, they remember you and me eventually
Speaker 4: at some point we work there.
Speaker 3: Can you let people know what you do for a
Speaker 3: football team? I think it's fascinating. Well, tell everyone catching
Speaker 3: one up on what you do. You do a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff right now, right, So I got a podcasts Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I'll start no, but no commercials for clients though. Okay,
Speaker 3: I will start with what Brody said.
Speaker 6: I am the in game MC for the Seattle Seahawks,
Speaker 6: So anytime there's a timeout, quarter change, halftime, I'm on
Speaker 6: the big screen interacting with fans.
Speaker 5: I also do some social media videos with the players.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's by far my favorite job.
Speaker 3: And by the way, that that that screen has never
Speaker 3: looked so beautiful ever. I mean, seriously, you light up
Speaker 3: that screen. I've seen footage of you on that big screen.
Speaker 3: They should be they should be very happy to have you.
Speaker 3: I'm just letting you know they should be thankful. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: what else.
Speaker 2: About Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa best job you
Speaker 2: ever had?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm because Here's why I said, I will tell
Speaker 6: anyone this because I get to show up on game day,
Speaker 6: have the most fun ever and never deal with an
Speaker 6: email or meetings or anything.
Speaker 5: I just get to be me nice.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Okay. And you you got to meet fall
Speaker 2: Out boy at the Elvis drand show.
Speaker 5: That's true. That is true. I mean I don't count that.
Speaker 5: That is still Elvis. The show is still the best.
Speaker 2: But like, okay, so she's talking about post Elvis post
Speaker 2: Elvis bro Comya.
Speaker 4: No, I'm only I'm only listen. I'm not defending the
Speaker 4: Elvis Show. I just know that Carlin Marie was on
Speaker 4: Cloud nine working there with every She had a very
Speaker 4: successful podcast in the My Day Friday podcast. She does
Speaker 4: a show on Twitch with her fiance Anthony uh right,
Speaker 4: and now we have.
Speaker 6: Yes and we have the Morning Show podcast. Also all
Speaker 6: pretty cool jobs. I mean, I also hosted my own
Speaker 6: morning show, so that's also.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: She'd done radio in Seattle for a while and now
Speaker 3: the Morning Show podcast is daily on on Spotify and wherever.
Speaker 2: You get listen to the Brooklyn boys. It's fine.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's yes, yes, And I need a full time job.
Speaker 6: Also, on top of all of that, I run the
Speaker 6: influencer and partnerships at a clothing rental company.
Speaker 5: It's called our More use Code the Carla Marie at checkout.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that little promo. How about Sherry hit
Speaker 2: the hit the jingle, Hit the jingle. That's a jingle
Speaker 2: that we play that when when I mentioned in one
Speaker 2: of my clients, I love it. Okay, So about me?
Speaker 4: Now, obviously we have you on the podcast to talk
Speaker 4: about something you did, but before we do that, I
Speaker 4: need your opinion on something that I wanted to do
Speaker 4: because I was. I was moved by what you did.
Speaker 4: So I got a mixed reaction. So I went to
Speaker 4: a comedy show two weekends ago, and I was supposed
Speaker 4: to go. I'll make it quick as people have heard this,
Speaker 4: supposed to go with a friend.
Speaker 2: He was going to drive. He got COVID. So I
Speaker 2: ended up having to go myself to New Brunswick.
Speaker 4: New Brunswick pack okay, And I went myself and drove
Speaker 4: the car, my car, which I wasn't supposed to drive
Speaker 4: because I wasn't I was supposed to go to him,
Speaker 4: and I parked in the garage and it was one
Speaker 4: of those we had to use an app to pay
Speaker 4: for parking. And on the ticket it said show starts
Speaker 4: promptly at seven thirty. Show is ninety minutes. Okay, great.
Speaker 4: So I got there like eight, ten minutes before the
Speaker 4: show started, and I'm like, oh, it's it's a ninety
Speaker 4: minute show. So I paid for two hours of parking.
Speaker 4: That that should have taken me enough time, right, Well,
Speaker 4: I got out of my car, I got it to
Speaker 4: my car, I drove home and I didn't look at
Speaker 4: the time whatever, And I get a parking ticket for
Speaker 4: fifty two dollars because I ran over by like ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh boo hooly Brody get in to the parking ticket. Yes,
Speaker 2: I told the.
Speaker 3: Slices, if you think my stories worth ten cents, would
Speaker 3: you vendo me ten cents to help me pay for
Speaker 3: your parking ticket? I got and and so scary said,
Speaker 3: I'm out of my mind, And three slices said they
Speaker 3: would they would give me money, and the rest of
Speaker 3: them said, screw you, your cheap bastard.
Speaker 2: So I need your opinion. Is it okay? Is my
Speaker 2: story worth ten cents?
Speaker 5: Is that that story is worth ten cents? That's about it.
Speaker 2: Thank you and okay, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm asking And it is it at least
Speaker 4: a fair request to ask the slices to chip in to.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, it's not.
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like there's way better stories they'd
Speaker 5: want to pay for.
Speaker 2: Exactly now, how about the storyline?
Speaker 3: How about a storyline that you are engaged to be married,
Speaker 3: and you went on your bachelorette party this weekend and
Speaker 3: you went with twenty five girls to San Diego and you.
Speaker 2: Put up you hit the linking, eighteen girls.
Speaker 3: Who's counting? You hit the link and you said buy
Speaker 3: the bride of drink. So I saw that on your
Speaker 3: story because I think that is a momentous occasion. I
Speaker 3: think it's worthwhile. People put shit up to their birthdays.
Speaker 3: People put QR codes everywhere. I figured, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 5: Put it on their cars.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've seen that before.
Speaker 4: So and I would like to say say that that
Speaker 4: first of all, you're you're the fiance, you're not the
Speaker 4: bride yet. The second of all, second of all, you
Speaker 4: ask for people to send you money, they got nothing.
Speaker 4: I was asking for ten cents. I gave him a
Speaker 4: story I gave them.
Speaker 6: But no one gets no, no one gets anything for doing.
Speaker 6: And you know how many gifts we've gotten for what,
Speaker 6: just because people like us see.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, okay, well we got a gift.
Speaker 5: The whole wedding process.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole wedding problem. You need to find the gift.
Speaker 2: Brody needs to find someone to like him first. That's that.
Speaker 2: That's half the problem. We don't have to got the time.
Speaker 5: The difference is doing that as a gift. You fucking
Speaker 5: up your parking is not a gift.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought, No, it's so okay. I should have
Speaker 4: rephrased it. Has just sent me money so I can
Speaker 4: pay as a gift, all right, So so Calinar he
Speaker 4: puts this link up, Scary sends all this money.
Speaker 2: He told me what he gave you. It's way too much.
Speaker 4: One hundred dollars a boogie pass and he's only one
Speaker 4: hundred dollars, which is crazy for a drink. I was like,
Speaker 4: what are you getting shot at Johnny Walker blue? But okay,
Speaker 4: Scary is a generous guy. I get that, but left
Speaker 4: the link up for days.
Speaker 3: The Scary gave you the hundred bucks, which should have
Speaker 3: more than paid for that drink.
Speaker 2: You left it up for days, right, how long did
Speaker 2: you wait?
Speaker 6: So you're telling me Scary sends me money, and I
Speaker 6: should just be like, that's it. No one else send
Speaker 6: me any money.
Speaker 5: That seems stupid.
Speaker 2: Buy the brided drink Scary page of like ten drinks.
Speaker 2: So okay, I did what.
Speaker 5: Is twenty five dollars?
Speaker 6: There are a few perks of getting to be a
Speaker 6: woman in society, and one of them is people will
Speaker 6: send you money.
Speaker 5: If you ask for it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, damn it.
Speaker 6: Uh the total was three thousand dollars. Yes, it essentially
Speaker 6: paid for our table one night.
Speaker 2: So so you you won't. Bill didn't give you money
Speaker 2: to treat your friends to drinks. They wanted you to
Speaker 2: have me.
Speaker 6: And it's the same thing because either they pay for
Speaker 6: my drink another night or that night.
Speaker 3: So Carlin Maari made three thousand dollars, which we're now
Speaker 3: learning only covered one of the nights of her bachelorette party.
Speaker 5: Well, it all comes out in the wash. I posted
Speaker 5: everyone on social media. I will say this, actually one
Speaker 5: person send us one thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do we know? Do we know this person?
Speaker 5: Like a friend of a friend like, I don't even
Speaker 5: know the person.
Speaker 2: A thousand dollars an anonymous g.
Speaker 6: For every other part of society where women don't get
Speaker 6: paid as much as men, or we don't get.
Speaker 5: This job because we're a woman. I'll take a few
Speaker 5: extra box at my bachelorette party.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Then I have to ask you a question that
Speaker 3: was a big, big, big topic on this podcast.
Speaker 4: I went out to dinner with eleven friends, with twelve
Speaker 4: of us, eleven guys and one woman. We all used
Speaker 4: to work together when we were much younger with Chuck E.
Speaker 2: Cheese, and it was a reunion.
Speaker 4: When the bill came, my friend says, everyone chips in
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars and he says to the one woman,
Speaker 4: he goes, put your money away.
Speaker 2: It's no good here.
Speaker 3: And I saw I was like, oh that's nice. He's
Speaker 3: treating her. Oh no, I found out the eleven of
Speaker 3: us treated her. We're all adults.
Speaker 2: She's a married woman with kids, and I mean that's
Speaker 2: that guy's fault. Yeah, but don't you. I mean you've
Speaker 2: been in situations right.
Speaker 3: I was told women don't pay. She wasn't anybody's wife.
Speaker 3: She was an equal coworker laws.
Speaker 5: And Scary says, out of your friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Scary says when he goes out with women, they
Speaker 2: don't pay either. No, the women don't pay the guy.
Speaker 5: That's true, but Karri does that.
Speaker 2: It's not a law, right exactly.
Speaker 5: Dinner with Scary you know.
Speaker 2: What, Caler Murie, We've been at the dinner before and
Speaker 2: who's paid me? Right? Yeah? I don't pay.
Speaker 5: Also, I just got an Uber e order.
Speaker 2: He loves me a steak dinner since twenty thirteen. I
Speaker 2: can't get him to buy me at dinner. He's buying
Speaker 2: everyone would a vagina food.
Speaker 6: I just gotta thank you. I just got a thirty
Speaker 6: four dollars Uber Eats order. Can you guys ben mo
Speaker 6: me the Carla Marie.
Speaker 3: At the Carla Marie Veno you and you are not
Speaker 3: asking the slices to send you money?
Speaker 2: No, stop it slices, slices, feed the girl. She's hungry.
Speaker 3: Okay, banking ticket, I'm David Brody Man.
Speaker 6: People love me, I know, unlike pro tip pro tip Brody.
Speaker 6: If it's not like an actual city parking ticket, I
Speaker 6: don't pay for it. If it's private, girl, you're private
Speaker 6: something I don't pay for it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I don't I would not do that. But
Speaker 4: more importantly, it's the city of New Broswick.
Speaker 5: They don't mess around. I've been there. Wait, I went.
Speaker 3: All right, well, okay, unlike you, Brody, cal Marie has
Speaker 3: a job, so she's got to go.
Speaker 5: So okay, let'sten to the morning after this.
Speaker 2: I am very very happy for you and Anthony. I
Speaker 2: am so excited to that that I'm invited to the wedding.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I have to see scary, but it's fine,
Speaker 2: and uh we're going to dress up and uh it's
Speaker 2: black tie.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just excited. I'm just very all black everything.
Speaker 4: I'm just very excited and I want to I don't know,
Speaker 4: I'm chance to talk to you before the wedding because're
Speaker 4: running around planning and all that, and you're on the.
Speaker 2: Field of.
Speaker 3: You you've spoken the words of a million podcasts. Can
Speaker 3: you hold on a second, hold your horses here.
Speaker 2: I have one question.
Speaker 3: I could tell you're like a dog humping her leg
Speaker 3: right now, pissing all over the place. Listen, it was
Speaker 3: hitting on her fifteen minutes really quickly. Carl, Marie, your
Speaker 3: wedding says black out wedding. What is a black out wedding?
Speaker 3: And why would we have why would someone choose to
Speaker 3: have that?
Speaker 2: Can off?
Speaker 5: Why would someone choose to have why would someone choose
Speaker 5: to have a wedding period?
Speaker 2: What is what is a black What is a blackout wedding?
Speaker 2: And what and what what is it?
Speaker 5: Blackout means? For men that's black suits, black tie.
Speaker 6: You're you can wear like a white button down underneath obviously,
Speaker 6: but it's like no gray, no color, no navy like
Speaker 6: it's black for men and then women it's all black dresses.
Speaker 2: Okay, now why would you why would you have that?
Speaker 6: Like because we want the same reason people have garden
Speaker 6: party weddings or Hollywood Icon wedding.
Speaker 2: We want. So it's just this is a theme. It's
Speaker 2: a theme wedding, so it's all black.
Speaker 6: If you look up black tie, it's actually not you
Speaker 6: can wear technically, you can wear other colors like the
Speaker 6: official black tie. So we didn't trust people with understanding
Speaker 6: that we meant all black, so we said black tie blackout.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about a black shirt under the black tie
Speaker 2: with a black suit?
Speaker 6: Is that you can wear that, but you don't have
Speaker 6: to because you might look a little bit like a
Speaker 6: magician or a mobster.
Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha, all right, ye, all right, Maian.
Speaker 5: It's all under the f a Q on our wedding website.
Speaker 2: I love it. Oh, the wedding website.
Speaker 5: Don't give out the.
Speaker 2: Website and password.
Speaker 5: No, you can't give out the past. I would like
Speaker 5: people not to know where I'm sleeping.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, hey, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: If you want Colin's password, you can Venmo Melin.
Speaker 3: Thank you for spending time with us today. I know
Speaker 3: you gotta go back to enjoy now, joy your your
Speaker 3: your dinner. It's cold by now.
Speaker 5: Okay, I love you, Jerks.
Speaker 2: Bye podcast with Scary and Verdie. I'm still shaking from
Speaker 2: that last break. I could tell.
Speaker 3: I could tell you were talking all over me, you
Speaker 3: were talking all over her. You're you're like going crazy,
Speaker 3: you were what You're like a fire hose that's out
Speaker 3: of control.
Speaker 4: What are you apologize? I apologize you were trying to
Speaker 4: tell my story. You're wrapping me up.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: But she has it go.
Speaker 3: She had limited time. She didn't need to hear twenty
Speaker 3: anecdotes from episodes, need to have it.
Speaker 2: She doesn't need a job.
Speaker 3: She's getting people center her money like somebody sent.
Speaker 2: Her a thousand dollars. You know what, that's not surprising
Speaker 2: to me. How great is that? By the way, listen,
Speaker 2: cal maris awesome.
Speaker 4: I don't begrudge her a penny, but uh, someone's got
Speaker 4: a thousand dollars for someone they don't know. That's generous.
Speaker 4: I thought you were generous and one hundred dollars and
Speaker 4: you know, call him a ring. I thought you were
Speaker 4: a cheap bestard. I thought somebody. I thought somebody else
Speaker 4: was gonna jump in and throw the g out there.
Speaker 4: But I, oh, oh, the big e, the big e.
Speaker 4: He might have town some money their way as well.
Speaker 4: But you know, he's very I'm sure he wonderful.
Speaker 3: This mystery person was maybe this was this was the
Speaker 3: guy that that felt like, so you're saying there's a chance,
Speaker 3: you know, No, No, Carlo Marie love I love her
Speaker 3: to death. She's she's doing exactly what other women in
Speaker 3: her shoes do every single day, and that is Now
Speaker 3: wait a second, though, post hit the QR code.
Speaker 2: For a tip or look. Look, people put it in
Speaker 2: there in their Instagram and TikTok profiles.
Speaker 4: Now yeah, yeah, I know they put up their Amazon
Speaker 4: wish lists. I get it Christmas.
Speaker 2: I got a question.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a question because I see a theme
Speaker 4: here in this episode. Somebody sent you gifts and me gifts,
Speaker 4: and you gave those gifts away to other people because.
Speaker 2: I'm a generous guy. Call Marie. Call and Marie was
Speaker 2: sent money and she spent it on buying drinks for
Speaker 2: her friends. She's yeah, she's a generous woman.
Speaker 4: But but okay, but that guy who sent a thousand
Speaker 4: dollar maybe he didn't want to treat her eighteen friends
Speaker 4: to drinks.
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 3: I feel like the money should go to the target,
Speaker 3: not like no calumery can spend it anyway she wants you,
Speaker 3: on the other hand, cannot give away my gifts anyway
Speaker 3: you want.
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 3: Still wonder what you and I club in San Diego
Speaker 3: is charging three grand for a table with bottles. They
Speaker 3: must have they must have really blew it out.
Speaker 2: She said.
Speaker 4: The drinks were twenty five dollars apiece. That's just still
Speaker 4: seem high to me.
Speaker 3: They must have went to a fan drinks club. I
Speaker 3: get a white rush and it's like nine no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: that's no at three grand, that's bottle service.
Speaker 2: That's that.
Speaker 3: That's like bottle of vodka, bottle of tequila at like
Speaker 3: seven eight hundred dollars a pop. That's what that was,
Speaker 3: because that's the only way you're gonna blow through three K.
Speaker 3: I thought she was gonna see I was expecting to say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: the whole trip, we only spent twenty one hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: and then I was gonna be like, okay, so what
Speaker 3: are you gonna do with the nine hundred? But but
Speaker 3: that question never came to fruition because she's she dropped
Speaker 3: in a night with the wrong sex.
Speaker 2: We are I mean, you know, yeah, we got I
Speaker 2: mean we're not getting We're not getting married. She's already married.
Speaker 2: You're not getting married. What are we gonna do? She
Speaker 2: said it herself. Send send the podcasters some money. Will
Speaker 2: that work?
Speaker 3: It pays to be a woman. All you have to do,
Speaker 3: she said it. She said, all you gotta do is
Speaker 3: say you need money, and money falls out of the sky.
Speaker 3: I know it's ponderous, scratching your head. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to name names, but I looked up a famous person
Speaker 3: today of a newscaster. Uh huh, okay, And when I
Speaker 3: looked that newscaster up. It's it's you know how like
Speaker 3: Google suggests questions about them. It said, did this newscaster
Speaker 3: date this famous person?
Speaker 2: Right? I was like I did.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they dated, so I clicked on I
Speaker 3: clicked on h I googled when did they date or whatever,
Speaker 3: and it's like, yeah, they dated in I don't know,
Speaker 3: like twenty years ago. And it got really like granular
Speaker 3: and it was like, yeah, they dated for a three years.
Speaker 3: He paid for her college, he paid off her apartment,
Speaker 3: he paid off her student loans or whatever, and then
Speaker 3: they broke up. I'm like, where do I find someone
Speaker 3: like that? What someone could pay off all my debt
Speaker 3: and and buy me an apartment?
Speaker 2: Like you're dating?
Speaker 3: You just you just pay off everybody's college loans and
Speaker 3: buy them an apartment. I mean you gave an ex
Speaker 3: girlfriend a car, so I guess that's similar.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 3: That was on the way out the door. It was
Speaker 3: just like basically the relationship was ending and I felt bad.
Speaker 3: It's like here's money toward a car.
Speaker 5: Haha.
Speaker 2: That was that was a long time ago. It was
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 4: The article didn't say like how long these two famous
Speaker 4: people dated, Like did he do that? At the end
Speaker 4: after three years or was it like, after like a
Speaker 4: couple of months of good sex, He's like, I'll pay
Speaker 4: off your college loans.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, there are these websites there seeking what
Speaker 3: is it, the seeking, arrangement, arrangements, all of it. They
Speaker 3: have all these all these websites out there where we're
Speaker 3: and and from what I understand, they're like hundreds of
Speaker 3: thousands of people on these things.
Speaker 2: So you know what that they're connecting buyer and seller.
Speaker 3: That's what they're doing, isn't What isn't every website or
Speaker 3: every app or anything that's successful now, whether it be
Speaker 3: something like Uber or instacart or anything, all it's doing
Speaker 3: is connecting buyer and seller. These these third party apps,
Speaker 3: they just so you know, you know, these dating apps
Speaker 3: like Bumble and Tinder and stuff, you're just connecting. There
Speaker 3: are people that need this, and there are people that
Speaker 3: want that, and then there are people in the middle,
Speaker 3: and then they get everybody together. So it must there
Speaker 3: must be a market for it, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Because they're not shutting down anytime soon. You never hear
Speaker 3: about these websites going under, right, These these apps are
Speaker 3: continuing to thrive, so so it must be more popular
Speaker 3: than we know.
Speaker 2: We're just not in that. We're not in that world.
Speaker 2: We're not in that that sphere. I need I need
Speaker 2: a slice, mama, Mabe, I need to know. I love this.
Speaker 4: I love this podcast so much. I'm gonna just send
Speaker 4: Brody money so you can play pick a ball. You know,
Speaker 4: Brodie needs Brodie needs a break job.
Speaker 2: We'll take care of that forum on his car, no problem.
Speaker 2: You sure it's a break job that you need. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: thank you, But I'm good. You know, A slice, A slice, mama,
Speaker 2: you're coming back to me what I'm hearing myself back
Speaker 2: in me. That's your equipment. This sucks. Fix it? Hello.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you couldn't want to send Scary money to
Speaker 4: fix his sound system, you can venmo him. I want
Speaker 4: to hear from I was gonna say, let's hear from
Speaker 4: some from some slices who are basically having some kind
Speaker 4: of an arrangement.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're having their bills for sugar daddy, their bills
Speaker 3: taken care of, you know, by a sugar daddy.
Speaker 2: Or maybe you are a sugar daddy paying for someone's bills.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: You could be anonymous don't even give your name on those.
Speaker 2: Just you know.
Speaker 3: I'm sure we'll hear from some new slices that we've
Speaker 3: never heard from before. People that listen to the podcast
Speaker 3: in the background. I mean they say that, as they say,
Speaker 3: there's an ass for every chair, and that there's always
Speaker 3: someone listening. If you could think about it, someone who's
Speaker 3: done that is listening. So I want to hear from
Speaker 3: an anonymous slice. You can disguise your voice if you want.
Speaker 3: Let me know what that world is.
Speaker 6: Like.
Speaker 4: A new Chinese restaurant opened up not far from me,
Speaker 4: but it's like it's supposed to be authentic Chinese, not
Speaker 4: like American Chinese American. So I want to ask you
Speaker 4: if you would eat these dishes that are on the menu,
Speaker 4: because I pulled up the menu online.
Speaker 2: Would you eat a dish called frog with salt and pepper?
Speaker 3: No, smoked bamboo with pig tripe, not a chance, sour
Speaker 3: and hot gizzard?
Speaker 2: Which country is this?
Speaker 6: Is this?
Speaker 2: America? It's Chinese? Is in your city? What's going on here?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: None of this, this is not this can't be real.
Speaker 4: This is the Chinese restaurant now they sell low maine
Speaker 4: and fried rice. But here's what they have like in specials,
Speaker 4: spicy pig intestines that no, no thanks, I mean that's
Speaker 4: an Italian delicacy too, like tripe. Hold on, yep, spicy frog.
Speaker 4: You have a spicy frog?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, well you do on spicy frog?
Speaker 2: Hold on? How about spicy pigs and testines? All right?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Where is this place? Okay? This is disgusting.
Speaker 3: It's in New Jersey fish fish head with diced hot
Speaker 3: red peppers.
Speaker 2: I mean that's a little more common, but still gross. Okay. Uh,
Speaker 2: how about sauteed frog?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: And what okay?
Speaker 4: How about here's the last one. I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 4: This sounds good, This sounds good. Ready, but you eat now?
Speaker 4: Asian Mike, you could call uh and let us know
Speaker 4: if you eat this stuff? Marinated jellyfish head? God, No,
Speaker 4: who's ordering this? Obviously? People that where they're from, that's
Speaker 4: their customary food. They eat it.
Speaker 2: I would not eat it.
Speaker 3: No, So if you're if you if you okay, first
Speaker 3: of all, if you're Asian, like Asian Mike, you should
Speaker 3: let us know if you need any of that stuff.
Speaker 2: If you're not Asian, have you eaten this stuff? Have
Speaker 2: you had, like spicy frogs.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not mainstream. But I'm imagining. Maybe someone listen. When
Speaker 3: I went to Singapore, if you remember, with Gandhi and
Speaker 3: my girlfriend and a bunch of us, I I tested
Speaker 3: the limits.
Speaker 2: I ate stingray, I ate what else did I have? Really?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had stingray. There were some other things that
Speaker 3: were not traditional that I ate, and I said, just
Speaker 3: for the sake of it.
Speaker 2: But did I love it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Didn't?
Speaker 4: So okay, so no, no, marinated jelly What if you
Speaker 4: were in Singapore, What if you were at the table
Speaker 4: the same situation, would you were like, like, oh, it's
Speaker 4: a delicacy, marinated jellyfish head? What if they gave you
Speaker 4: peanut butter with okay, peanut butter and jellyfish head.
Speaker 3: I will say this if I was in another country Okay,
Speaker 3: not mine, if I'm not I'm not talking about another
Speaker 3: country another If if I'm somewhere else around the world
Speaker 3: and it's a thing, I will try it just to
Speaker 3: I did. I'm more prone to trying something that is
Speaker 3: a delicacy in another part of the world, and I'm
Speaker 3: there because I want to be cultured and have an
Speaker 3: open mind to it. But to me in my own
Speaker 3: but to have a restaurant at my own backyard serving
Speaker 3: that shit, it hits differently.
Speaker 2: I'm not ordering it. I'm not eating Oh it hits different,
Speaker 2: it hits different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, what what if you were in some country
Speaker 4: they were like chocolate covered water bug? Like, is there
Speaker 4: anything you would draw the line and go not doing it?
Speaker 4: I don't care where I am.
Speaker 2: No, no, I mean I've had a chocolate covered ants before.
Speaker 2: I've eaten those. You never had that. No, I'm not
Speaker 2: eat I'm not eating bugs now.
Speaker 4: Granted, shrimp or close and lobster is closed, but I'm
Speaker 4: not eating bugs.
Speaker 3: I'm going down the list of h of Singapore, of
Speaker 3: Singapore delicacy, uh and um yeah, and I don't well,
Speaker 3: the chili crab is.
Speaker 2: A big one.
Speaker 3: But that's that's pretty normal. I mean that was amazing
Speaker 3: crab chili crab, Oh so good. But there was exotic
Speaker 3: There was exotic foods.
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I don't know Stingray was one
Speaker 2: of them. There was something else I ate And would
Speaker 2: you be a cem no one? Who what are these
Speaker 2: black spiky things? I don't know what that is you
Speaker 2: see an eat anemony? Are you fucking pulling my leg?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? We don't know what a cmon is. No,
Speaker 2: you've never heard of it. Okay, google it.
Speaker 1: Me me?
Speaker 2: No, alright, all right, we're gonna get out of here. Now.
Speaker 2: I've had enough. All right, I've had enough enough. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have enough of you. Not of the slices.
Speaker 4: Is a marine invertebrate animal that resembles a flower but
Speaker 4: is actually a predatory relative of corals and jellyfish.
Speaker 2: This town needs to see an enemy. We'll see you
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening, boys, brol Boys,